Jennifer Aniston: Marriage Feels Like 100 Years Ago

I Always Knew Jennifer Aniston Was Looney Tunes, Now The Proof Is In.
November 12, 2008
Posted by nightlycandywithnanaadwoa

Let’s cut straight to the chase with this one kids. It has always been apparent to me, when I watched interviews with Jennifer Aniston that she was was 1) Void of Personality and 2) way of her rocker.

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I often wondered and I know I was not alone, “ummm how in the hell did this chick get on television?”

Answer:
DADDY!! Greek born actor John Aniston has been on television basically since he immigrated to this country, and changed his name. He has been on a couple of soap operas, his most famous role was on “Days of Our Lives”. Of course when Jenn expressed she wanted to “act” he was able to hook her up!

If you been living under a rock for the past decade and never caught and episode of “Friends” you are one lucky summa *****. Take a look at this 2 minutes interview with Aniston. You’ll probably only be able to stomach the first 10 seconds of this uncomfortable interview. Ironically enough it’s for that ridiculous movie she did with “fake boyfriend” Vince Vaughn called “Breakups”.

Whew, now that’s over, let’s get to the GOODS!

A little piece of my heart, along with the hearts of practically every woman in the world, when Brad Pitt married Jennifer Aniston.

I remember that day so well. I turned on the TV and thought “Whaaaat? Why?????” Little did Brad know that he would be running for his life and into the arms of Angelina Jolie.

Of course we all know the story because the media can’t leave them alone! And WHY SHOULD THEY?? They are rich, GORGEOUS, humanitarians, and pass on their fantastic DNA to their offspring. They are the superficial American Dream? And on an even more superficial note, “I LOVE” LOVE looking at beautiful people! I could stare at them and their circus medley of children all day long! Keep it going Brad and Angie!

HOW ADORABLE!!! Who wouldn’t want to buy PEOPLE magazine just to see those Beautiful FACES???

Although Jennifer Anniston acts like a robot, she is a human being (I know that’s hard to believe). SHE HAS TO be dying slowly inside every-time the media holds Brad and Angie as America’s royalty. I mean HOW could she not. She was public ally DUMPED by the most gorgeous man in probably all the world, for a woman that he fell MADLY in love with, and is populating the world with beautiful children, and adopting them too. I’m sorry Jenn, as great as a musician that John Mayer is, my dear, he is NO BRAD PITT, and you aren’t fooling anyone Jenn, this is a staged relationship by your agents to try and boost your celebrity. The gig is up.

PLEASE… not buying it Jenn.

What takes the cake and prooves that Jenn is STILL not over Brad, is the fact she let’s in all hang out in November 19th VOGUE issue.

Jennifer tells Vogue magazine writer Jonathan Van Meter that she was put off by Jolie’s interview in the January 2007 issue of Vogue: it was here that Jolie recounted her relationship with Jennifer’s then-husband Brad Pitt.

Jolie and Pitt met on the set of the film ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ when Aniston was still married to the actor.

Aniston says there were things printed in this issue that she didn’t even know was happening at the time. “I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss,” Aniston said. “That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”

The fact that she is even still talking about Angie and Brad is embarassing and a bit scary!

Was she on perscription meds at the time of this interview? I am sure Jonathan Van Meter was sooo excited to get this dirt, he just didn’t know what to do with himself.

If you want more of Jenn’s pathetic interview and admission of her blatant jealous over Angie, pick up this new issue of VOGUE available on newstands, November 19th.

It’s going to be JUICY!!

As much of a brick wall that Jennifer Anniston is, let have pity on her. It’s just a sad state of affairs.

Pull yourself up Jenn, YES YOU CAN!

neer, you’re ohhhhh so productive.

what makes you think people want to read a ?!SIX?! paragraph post?
by the way you should really brush up on your grammar.

good grief @ 11/13/2008 at 8:36 am

HOly cow, when did Brad and Angie talk about that whinny bit.ch for movie promotion ???? Hmmmm, Brad once , while for Angie, it’s the journalist who brought up X name. and that’s the only time she respond on that topic. but for that whinny, petty, vindictive ex sitcom old hag, let’s start counting , VF 2005, Vogue 2005, Elle 2006, Yoga DVD 2007, Jay Leno, her numerous sitting with Oprah. do your math , who’s riding who’s coattail.

I think Jen plans to keep the D-bag around long enough until he can be hyped up to Brads level. All this hag do is ride men’s back. She can’t stand on her own two legs at all. She is a disgrace to women.
I just can’t believe she went to the triangle to get attention. I am sure Brad is sick to death of her. I know I am and I have been her fan only for two years.

She’s the biggest flip flopper - LOL.
100 years ago? Riiight. Just read her every interview since 2005. Brad is ALWAYS mentioned.

I actually like this. She’s living a lie and that’s karma, baby.

marcia, you’re so right, i completly agree with you!

Jen moved on, it’s the rest of the world who did not!

Jen is like fly paper. It’s hard to get that thing off your back.
Mayer tried to get away from Jen and she got the CAA dogs on him to get him back and made him shut his mouth. I’m sure Brad is glad he got away from the control freak.

I think Fugliston is an object of pity and derision.
Clearly she has not moved on.
Her heart is black, her nature is loathsome, her face is ugly, her talent is nonexistent and her intellect is miniscule.

conspiracy theory @ 11/13/2008 at 8:56 am One word explains fully Jennifer Anistons actions…

JEALOUSY JEALOUSY JEALOUSY

She is jealous of Angelina career, her family , her man, and most of all the ATTENTION that Angelina receives. She will never admit it but when you envy someone you tend to lash out.

Jennifer Aniston needs Brad and Angelina it seems , she can’t make headlines on her own, it is always has to be linked with someone else. Friends- part of the group, Brad- part of being with a A lister, Mayer, Vaughn etc. She is never discussed unless it is in realation to being linked to someone or something bigger than herself.

Someone needs to remind her that Brad Pitt and all that comes with it is no longer hers. He is living HIS life, with HIS FAMILY and she is not part of the equation. She is his EX wife and that is it. If Angie wants to discuss the father of her childredn then she has every right to do so.
Brad and all that comes with it does not belong to you anymore, his life is not yours it is his.
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Awesome post^
I believe Angie has every right to talk about the love of her life.
Jen wants it both ways. I remeber when said Brad was not the love of her life. Well cow move on with you life with “that man”
I to can see why John Mayer said “He only snag stupid women.”
Jen need to get off of Brad and Angie’s back you brought a monkey (John) go get on his back.

JEN CHIN IS A GONNA,,,ROTFLMAO GONE CRAZY..LOL

SHE’S MAD WITH THE WORLD BECAUSE SHE’S UGLY, OLD

DESPERATE AND HAS NO TALENT. SHE IS SO LONELY

EVEN WHEN SHE’S WITH JOHN. PITY!

WHAT A REAL LOSER SHE IS.

SHE’S ONE SICKO PSYCHO

JEN PUT IT DOWN AND……….JUST SAY NO!!!! LOOOOL

THE WORLD IS SHOCK TO READ HOW UNSTABLE YOU ARE.

WALK INTO THE LIGHT JEN….ROTFLMAO…KEEP WALKING AND

PLEASE DON’T LOOK BACK…..YOU OLD ****!

Aside from rekindlle back “the triangle” , she had nothing interesting to talk about . Who’s interested over an aging 40 y.o cougar dating her new boytoy. ? NO ONe!

Lucy, she has never had anything interesting to talk about even when she was married to Pitt. It was always about her marriage to him and nothing else. She never have made an identity for herself and I believe this is why she still needs his name today. She has not grown as a woman and that carries over to her HW persona. No one can name one thing she do that is exciting other than frying her self in the sun. She would be just like her other cast members if it was not for Pitt’s name formerly attached to hers.