Miranda Kerr Has a Happy Holiday

i really dont find her that pretty.

She looks reeeeally creepy in the second picture. Like almost cross eyed.

She has the cutest dimples ever she;s one of my fav VS model

whooooo creepy face…

Just wondering…. is her head bigger than her waist or hip?! Look kind of creepy…

Looks like someone finally did her makeup for her before letting her out in public. It doesnt matter though really because she looks like someone punched her between the eyebrows and its swollen up. Brendan Frasier with a wig.

Out of all the vs girls, jj post about miranda. No hidden agenda at all.

she looks like my cross-eyes cat in Pic 2. She has smelly feet..I heard she took off her shoes on the airliner and they were begging her to put them back on . HA!

Miranda Kerr has ceiling eyes but not as bad as audrina patridge.

She’s cute but her face is soooooooooooooo small for her body. plus her head looks compacted.

only orlandos current squeeze?? lol im sure he has plenty of squeezes of handful sized t!ts of other women as hers are baby sized like the rest of her- a pedos dream kerr is.

She looks awful in these pictures. Too bad she has to try and get attention this way why the real vs models all have real work lined up.

let’s see here
Adriana will be wearing the fantasy bra
People Magazine went with Alessandra for her fitting so she got real coverage for that and she is doing a GQ cover story during the show (ha, cabbage patch only got a local Miami magazine)
Heidi and Adriana will be signing autographs at the vs store on Dec 3rd
To top that the main vs girls, Heide, Ali, Adriana and Kros will be hosting and invite only party for the new VS store on Lexington Ave in NYC.

So what’s a poor cabbage patch kid have to do for attention? She has to plant rumors about a non existent wedding about a man she has to use for his name. So pitiful.

Her and ugly Bloom are the ugliest “celebrity” (I use the term loosly for these 2 non entities) couple.

She looks about 10 and is like a stretched face alien with an anorexic body… he looks like a middle aged coke bloated pervert who has stains and smells of smegma and fingers that smell of a$$.. ewww

I never did get the Bloom fangirl thing. Now let me post on some REAL celebrity posts!!!

Ariana Lima is looking more toned. o_o

seriously….. what happened to her? I used to have her pic on my folder a year ago… now she has just gotten uglier each time I see her, Man, I’m kinda sad about that :(
Doutzen and Marisa-Godesses!!

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m164/crickncracks/TigerBeatJanuary2005-A.jpg

Im missing Orlando from back then he had so much life in him, his eyes was full of happiness and now Kerr sucked it out of him, oui.

Can you imagine that mush face in a few years? Hound Dog cheeks baby.
wowie, this will not age well.
She doesn’t have any other contracts that we know of does she?
I bet she won’t be getting anymore with that fugly mug ageing so quickly.

Why didn’t you mention Doutzen Kroes, who according to Forbes is the 5th highest paid supermodel in the world??

You two Delphi girls sure are working on your posting quota.
Keep on posting. The more you say, the more idiotic you sound. At least come up with some fresh insults. “Dingo”, “CPK” and “Brendon Fraser” are so boring. Or are you too stupid to be imaginative? I know, it’s hard. Go back to Delphi where no one will question your lack of intelligence.
Oh yeah, you forgot to complain about her “being forced down your throat”, or was one of you getting ready to post that one? Sorry to spoil your fun, if you were.

Spoiling fun, the fun has just begun, it’s getting better and better. We are all having fun, why not you…

…BTW you sound like you take this way to personaly, do you know her. If you dont know her why would you care?

All the negative posts bothering you? Maybe you are attracting the wrong vibes here, maybe you need to calm down and do some yoga, and just remeber to carry your magnet with you.

Alessandra looks AMAZING!!! I can’t believe she just gave birth…her bod is slammin’!

They’re all beautiful….

Miranda looks like a Chucky doll. Others are hot.

Phetal Alkohawl sindrumbe. !

MK isn’t even pretty. Her face looks weirdly mutated in second pic, like everyone said above me. It looks like anyone can model if she can. Love all the other models though.

Mmmm, she looks foxy. I like it :)

DAMN adriana def doesnt need ANY makeup. shes gorgeous!!

Her face looks like a toasted marshmellow, lumpy and runny and ooshy.

all your negative, nasty, jealous posts about Miranda will not stop her from being stunningly beautiful, being a victoria’s secret model and having Orlando Bloom for a boyfriend….lol…..it just makes you look dumb
stupid for posting over and over again pretending to be different people……weirdos……lol.

Now that is NOT a good face for a 25 year old let alone a supposed model. Yikes. It’s downhill from here baby.
It looks to me like her life is showing on her face. What was it called before? Karma Face, that’s it!!

Is Miranda tying to convince herself or her few friends that all the criticism towards her is jealousy?
Jeez it must suck having to live so many lies.

Of those women, only two look really good.. Karolina and Alessandra. Marissa looks beat,Heidi is old, Adriana usually is hot,but she looks rather “slow” here, Miranda looks like a cabbage patch doll, all the rest are just downright boring. The VS show is so lame these days. (By the way..one of my friends just got a horrid rash from a VS bra)

Miranda has puffy face or what?

Doutzen Kroes is the best!!!
(yes i’m from Holland ;p)

Haha! Look at her head. She looks like she’s been squashed with an iron! LOL. She looks like a dirty little sl*tbag!

Simon
Give it up. Is that the best you got? Why don’t you try to address the actual issues that people have with Miranda Kerr. The best you can do is claim that people must be sad or that they are all he same.
Lot’s of people here know lots about this girl.

Why do you assume no one has achieved anything and why oh why do you say that Miranda has achieved anything important or that is what the people here want? What has she done? She is a second rate underwear model. Big freaking deal. Why would you assume that is the only reason people have to not like her? It makes no sense she hasn’t done anything to be envious of.

You see thats the thing. Miranda so badly wanted to have a life that people were envious of and so that is the only thing she can respond with. That is why she has to lie so much to try and paint a false picture since her reality is so far from it. She just resents it so much that people were able to figure her out and she got called on so many lies. It’s pathetic really.

I never though i’d say this but, I sure miss Orlando with Kate. Kate is soo much more attractive and a sweet girl. That underwear ***** is just a fame seeking missile, bragging about how happy she is and how great her life is. Kate was always classy. Miss you Kate! Maybe one day Orlando will regret ever letting her go.

What is wrong with Miranda’s face? Her eyes look puffy in a very strange way, her skin looks like melting wax, it’s so creepy.

This Miranda chick is really scary looking. Her big round face reminds me of Spencer from The Hills. All the other models are gorgeous, except for Cabbage Patch looking kid.

miranda’s face looks very wierd in the 2nd photo and not that great in other photos
alessandra looks ok but adriana has been looking seriously sexy so far im liking her more than alessandra now =]

Jeez louise, sounds just like something Miss Kerr would say. ROFL! “popular” ????????

She makes the daily rounds to all the blogs so there is always a good chance its her.

I heard that his friends call her a bunny boiler. Stay safe Orlando. It’s almost over. LOL LOL LOL

ohhhh, over 100 members? Wow. So what if there are only about ten that post there. Ten sad, lonely people with a lot of time on their hands.
They have gone private to protect their sociopathic members from further criticism. They formed their own site to criticize at will, without having to listen to people who disagree with their insane ideas. Now they have had to go deeper underground because of all of the mocking that they receive across the web. Laughable, isn’t it? They will still come here to post because they crave the attention. But they remain the sad, pathetic excuses for human beings that athey have always been.

@82

Nope its much more than that a HELL of a lot more than that.. you keep telling yourself that, cos it helps for you to live in the cloud cookoo land- most people on Delphi have good careers and happy lives-and arent sad pathetic excuses for human beings at all- you WISH because then you could use that excuse to why Miranda is disliked by so many. God she is a celebrity who gets called out, much like plenty of others - Maybe you should go and tell all the hundreds of posters over on Ohnotheydidnt what you think of them too, they call Miranda worse than we do AND they hate Orlando too- so whats their excuse? See its not just the Orlando fans who dislike this girl.

I myself spend about a total of an hour or 2 online MAX the rest of the time I work, spend time with friends, and loved ones. My life is just tickity boo thanks, like prob most people on Delphi.. she is a celebrity who is as false as sh!t and she gets called on it-like many of others- whats the huge fuss?

Anwyay I’m off like I said I’m not online a lot, so you enjoy yourself wont you?

Best wishes to you and kind regards.(there is that nice enough for you?)

I just have a question. How can those who dislike her so much, rationalize spending so much time searching the web for news, articles, pictures, etc? I can understand a fan doing that, but for someone to waste so much time wallowing in negativity is beyond my ability to grasp. That much negative energy has to affect a person’s psyche after a while. Posters here have claimed that it is all in fun, but that’s not ‘fun’, it’s unhealthy.

And I don’t think that anyone here claimed that everyone loves Miranda (or Orlando), but there have been claims that anyone who supports her here is a family member, or Miranda herself. If there are those who dislike her, can’t there be just as many who like her? Can you at least admit that?

Ooooh my gosh! Message from Miranda on Facebook.
by kalyn100 on Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:01 pm

I had to share with you guys, Miranda saw my facebook fanpage, commented on the page, so I sent her a message thanking her and she wrote me back! Heres what she said:

My pleasure…thanks so much for it. It is really nice. My mum also saw it yesterday with me and thought it was lovely.

Facebook set up a page for me also and I was actually hoping that you might even be able to help me. I am not too sure how it all works but a friend of mine has also helped with it.. his name is George Moskos. If you can become friends on facebook or I will get him to find you also of it helps. He has helped a bit with it but by the looks of your one we can do much better. Not sure if you want to but I would really apprecaite it.

Thanks Kaylan.

Miranda x

She spelt my name wrong but I don’t even care! Ha

What the hell do you call that huh, “friend” of randa.

Oh yeah let me see, she also doesnt have a myspace page to, huh.

I can’t believe anyone supporting Miranda Kerr would call anyone else a Nasty Human Being. That is so laughable.

Let’s see here. In my book a nasty person would be someone who exploits another person for their own agenda.
Someone who cheats on their boyfriend over a long period of time.
Someone who threatens to go to the tabloids on a guy if he doesn’t pretend he didn’t dump so she can get a job.

That is Miranda Kerr.

Keep playing on Jared Miranda. Have you ever noticed that the really successful models don’t have to play these tricks. They don’t have to be tabloid people to get good jobs in their profession.

If Miranda only knew(or maybe she does) just how much she is laughed at for the pathetic creature she is. Not just by a few online posters but it’s far and wide those that know all she has done. It’s a running joke. Have some fun online girly. Go ahead but it won’t save you in the end.

Damn, refreshing this page for the new comments is a horrifying experience. That face… *gags*

That chick is only 25??? ouch.

@57 - LOL! You are so spot on with that.

fish eyes - brilliant.

@58 - none of Miranda’s haters are jealous. What is there to be jealous of? Being a model and having Orlando Bloom as a boyfriend aren’t even worth admiring - there’s nothing special about either of those points.

OMG. You people kill me.
You actually think that Miranda cares one fig about what some idiots post on an obscure hater web page? We can now add ‘delusional’ to the list of problematic character traits belonging to the Delphi Few.
Morons.

@98 - when things written on Delphi have ended up in OB/MK sightings or pap pictures, it stops being a mere coincidence when it happens so bloody much. Someone obviously reads there and you can deny it all you like, but its true.

I talked to a great energy tree today to try to get some wisdom about how to be my beautiful self and to live my life just like Miranda Kerr does.

I was surprised when it spoke to me because I’ve always wondered what trees would say if they could talk and what do you know this one did. Maybe I can find a castle with a real prince charming too if I concentrate hard enough. Back to my tree. Yes it did talk to me and you know what it told me? One word

dilligaf .

I’m not sure what that means, maybe it’s a german or a greek word? Maybe someone else knows?

Almost forgot the super duper energy tree also seemed to say in a whisper to me. ‘Shippers get a life shippers get a life shippers get a life’. I thought to myself after standing on my head in a white bikini for a bit to clear my brain well what a silly thing for a tree to say . Those shippers have got a life, it’s water off a duck’s back to them, comes with the territory, that kind of thing.

Maybe the tree should have told them to all become tomboys, climb trees, ride motorbikes, get out and about in that fresh clean country air, inspire young women, that kind of thing but whatever they do best not play with barbie dolls because I’ve heard barbie dolls are the spawn of all evil.

Wouldn’t it be truly sad if their lives were just pale imitations or copycat versions of other people’s lives? I think that might just be. Enough of this banter I’m off for my daily constitutional walk with Legolas as my guide. He’s such a hot fleet footed not quite so saggy assed elf even if he’s so like really old :)

I really can’t see Miranda having the time to read this stuff. Man, I had a busy weekend myself and I only went to the last page. Come on guys I know you thing Miranda reads all that you write, hence blogs going private but really when would she have the time?
I think she is a beautiful women, And I sure hope she does not read this this stuff. If I were a celeb I don’t think I would want to read all this crap written about me. Yikes!

Three questions:
1) How does mentioning ,she doesn’t have a facebook profile mean she isnt a good role model for young girls? You believe what you want, you obviously do, seeing a ‘fan’ told you she sits on facebook with her mum?!
most weeks she is in minmum 5 or 6 countries. She is also 25. Do you honestly think she is sitting on her lounge with her mum reading facebook comments and uploading photos? With her income I know there isnt too much sitting around involved.

2) Where have I implied that all she wants is people to ’suck up’ to her? No arrogance here, thank you though.

3) For someone who is such an anti-anyone, why would you waste your time researching her brother? Matty is lovely and not an inch over weight. How is Randa a Vain b!tch, when you just openly commented on anothers weight? Seriously, peel your thighs off you faux leather computer chair and go for a run, you might just loosen up a little.

oh, and for the record:
it’s ‘with the way you write’ not ‘the way you right’

never start a sentence with ‘.And’

After this little Orlando Bloom ******* helped get Obama fraudulently elected in America, he was on his side of the planet having fun in ******* Moscow. Too bad for him Obama isn’t America-proof, and that means death-proof, and that also means bullet-proof. When America kills Obama, America will remember whose side he was on, and there won’t be any acting opportunities for this queen in The Land of The Free, and The Home of The Brave.

@theaussie

No confusion, you’re claiming to help her run her site where the “fattys…can suck up and tell her they love her”

here, i’ll point it out for you:
“How do i know that? I helped her run it.”

Your attitude and her choice in associating with you (as you claim) is a reflection on her and her self-absorption and arrogance, referring to her fans as “fattys” is just more of the egotistical b!tch I know MK to be, It looks like you’re the one getting confused as you point out the “fat no hopers” are the ones who “suck up and tell her they love her”, not those of us who know how much of a shallow, nasty tw@t she really is, as you’ve illustrated so well.

I just realized, the monstrosity on the right looks like what would happen if you squeezed a kewpie doll’s head really hard. Awful and disturbing. The Majority of the Brazilian models are not just fug, but even macabre looking. Yuck.