Miranda Kerr Has a Happy Holiday

I talked to a great energy tree today to try to get some wisdom about how to be my beautiful self and to live my life just like Miranda Kerr does.

I was surprised when it spoke to me because I’ve always wondered what trees would say if they could talk and what do you know this one did. Maybe I can find a castle with a real prince charming too if I concentrate hard enough. Back to my tree. Yes it did talk to me and you know what it told me? One word

dilligaf .

I’m not sure what that means, maybe it’s a german or a greek word? Maybe someone else knows?

Almost forgot the super duper energy tree also seemed to say in a whisper to me. ‘Shippers get a life shippers get a life shippers get a life’. I thought to myself after standing on my head in a white bikini for a bit to clear my brain well what a silly thing for a tree to say . Those shippers have got a life, it’s water off a duck’s back to them, comes with the territory, that kind of thing.

Maybe the tree should have told them to all become tomboys, climb trees, ride motorbikes, get out and about in that fresh clean country air, inspire young women, that kind of thing but whatever they do best not play with barbie dolls because I’ve heard barbie dolls are the spawn of all evil.

Wouldn’t it be truly sad if their lives were just pale imitations or copycat versions of other people’s lives? I think that might just be. Enough of this banter I’m off for my daily constitutional walk with Legolas as my guide. He’s such a hot fleet footed not quite so saggy assed elf even if he’s so like really old :)

I really can’t see Miranda having the time to read this stuff. Man, I had a busy weekend myself and I only went to the last page. Come on guys I know you thing Miranda reads all that you write, hence blogs going private but really when would she have the time?
I think she is a beautiful women, And I sure hope she does not read this this stuff. If I were a celeb I don’t think I would want to read all this crap written about me. Yikes!

Three questions:
1) How does mentioning ,she doesn’t have a facebook profile mean she isnt a good role model for young girls? You believe what you want, you obviously do, seeing a ‘fan’ told you she sits on facebook with her mum?!
most weeks she is in minmum 5 or 6 countries. She is also 25. Do you honestly think she is sitting on her lounge with her mum reading facebook comments and uploading photos? With her income I know there isnt too much sitting around involved.

2) Where have I implied that all she wants is people to ’suck up’ to her? No arrogance here, thank you though.

3) For someone who is such an anti-anyone, why would you waste your time researching her brother? Matty is lovely and not an inch over weight. How is Randa a Vain b!tch, when you just openly commented on anothers weight? Seriously, peel your thighs off you faux leather computer chair and go for a run, you might just loosen up a little.

oh, and for the record:
it’s ‘with the way you write’ not ‘the way you right’

never start a sentence with ‘.And’

After this little Orlando Bloom ******* helped get Obama fraudulently elected in America, he was on his side of the planet having fun in ******* Moscow. Too bad for him Obama isn’t America-proof, and that means death-proof, and that also means bullet-proof. When America kills Obama, America will remember whose side he was on, and there won’t be any acting opportunities for this queen in The Land of The Free, and The Home of The Brave.

@theaussie

No confusion, you’re claiming to help her run her site where the “fattys…can suck up and tell her they love her”

here, i’ll point it out for you:
“How do i know that? I helped her run it.”

Your attitude and her choice in associating with you (as you claim) is a reflection on her and her self-absorption and arrogance, referring to her fans as “fattys” is just more of the egotistical b!tch I know MK to be, It looks like you’re the one getting confused as you point out the “fat no hopers” are the ones who “suck up and tell her they love her”, not those of us who know how much of a shallow, nasty tw@t she really is, as you’ve illustrated so well.

I just realized, the monstrosity on the right looks like what would happen if you squeezed a kewpie doll’s head really hard. Awful and disturbing. The Majority of the Brazilian models are not just fug, but even macabre looking. Yuck.