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Jennifer Aniston Sings Happy Birthday — VIDEO

Jennifer Aniston Sings Happy Birthday — VIDEO

Check out this clip of Jennifer Aniston singing “Happy Birthday” yesterday on 30 Rock.

According to E!, last night’s episode was watched by a season-low 7.5 million. The show’s previous low (8.1 million) came a week ago when Oprah made a cameo.

Her boyfriend John Mayer just expressed how happy he is that they’re together again: “It’s really nice to have somebody in life have your back. That girl knows me … so whether I go to bed alone or not, to have somebody who knows you in this world, that’s a really nice thing.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Jennifer Aniston’s singing — HOT or NOT?


Jennifer Aniston Sings Happy Birthday

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Maniston a b i t c h @ 11/16/2008 at 8:49 am

Now you know why we always call Jennifer Aniston a *****! She is and always will be.

http://www.timessquaregossip.com/2008/11/guard-attacks-over-jennifer-aniston.html

We just received a phone call from our Buzz Foto photographer Justin Campbell, who shoots many of the photos you see here on Times Square Gossip. He was just downtown looking to photograph ***** Jennifer Aniston, when La Esquina restaurant bodyguard attacked him and hit Justin over the head with a umbrella. He also slammed Justin in the face. Notice we do not say alleged here. This is because Justin is the nicest photographer on the streets of New York City. He is loved by the celebrities he photographs. Anything Justin Campbell say’s is true. When I had him on the phone the police were just there. The refused to take a assault complaint. They would only draw up a harassment charge. They called the photographers scum. The stopped the photographers from photographing Jennifer Aniston when she was leaving the place. The photographers were on public property. How dare they do this. This has to change, the attack was caught on TMZ cameras and many other photographers caught this shot. This is purely a assault. More charges must be filed. The captain on the scene needs to do his job. The Sargent said something like He doesn’t want to be bothered with this. While on the phone with Justin, the ambulance was arriving. He is humiliated and in pain. He’s dizzy. The bodyguard talked to police. The police did nothing. Now you know why we always call Jennifer Aniston a *****! She is and always will be. She has always acted like this and it’s time to put this mean so-called actress in her place. It time to put bodyguards in their place. They have to be made to obey the law. This bodyguard should be arrested and charged. And Justin Campbell plans to sue. This is a lesson these so called bodyguards need to learn. You can’t break the law even know you are protecting a celebrity. The police need to be taught. Justin plans to sue the police for not doing their job and protecting a law abiding resident of New York City. And Justin plans to sue La Esquina restaurant. How dare they allow their employees act like this !

Her singing sucked of course.

But what I really noticed is how such a skinny woman had the most flabby, flappy upper arms.

Everytime she moved her arms were wobbling, what’s up with that?

She looked like an alien, plastic surgery nightmare on 30 Rock, and like a tranny as well.

Not impressed by JA @ 11/16/2008 at 11:33 am

Elsa @ 11/15/2008 at 10:33 pm I agree with the poster that say Jen wouldn’t be nothing with out Brad Pitt. Brad dragging her sorry butt to the top. That’s why she is desperate for another Brad Pitt to drag her back to the top. Jen can’t make her own career for her self. She has to attach to some man to do that for her. Now that’s why she is with Mayer she feel if she clean him up he could do the job for her. Jen is a sorry pathetic no talent old hag.
Jen had projects coming up so instead of standing on her own two feet she panic and went for Brad Pitt again. I would have had respect for her if she didn’t bring up Brad/Angie and tried to do the Vogue interview with out Brad/Angie at the Vogue interview. When is this whinny hoe going to grow up.

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ITA !!!

Maniston has been practicing her moto in order to succeed in Hollywood : “Be f*ckable to succedd in Hollywood”…

…..that’s the advice she told to her friend when in her early twenties. Since then she has strategically slept with producers of shows she was in (for a raise), had traded her fiance for a blinded date with the superstar Brad, she made sure to opened her legs on that first night and persuaded him to move in together less than 10 days after !

All this screams COLD BLOODED SCHEMER using the first and eldest weapon of male distraction : s*x !

She is what i call a prost*tute, using men ALWAYS for social benefits !

TEAMANISTON @ 11/16/2008 at 12:15 pm

I love Jenniffer Aniston but that show isn’t funny. Did it seriously win awards? I wasn’t entertained at all. I have a feeling Alec Baldwin is what makes that show. Now if she had appeared on Two and a half men…….That would have been awesome!

p.s. does anyone know if one of the angelina jolie fans is posting nasty stuff on FF? There is a really discusting video on a john and jen thread. It’s sick.

you angie fans are eaten up with jealousy…..If anyone is riding Brad Pitts sinking ship its Angelina Jolie. It ain’t working! LOL Jennifer Aniston is what MADE Brad Pitt who he is. You guys know it too.

Stay on your M A N G I E thread. jeez!

ERR EARTH TO JILL!!!!! you got the story BACKWARDS! Angelina can’t keep her fish lips closed …about how she was fu##### Brad while he was still married. Jennifer has every right to say anything she wants to about it. It was HER marriage after all. I hope she tells more. If Angelina would stop trying to rub it in , then maybe it would die down, but she can’t shut her bear trap jaw and consistently sticks her oversized foot in that oversized mouth.

Orchid,

Once again, great sensibility. I also agree with dianad1968, it is not that JA’s saying Jolie being “uncool” that annoys me. I despise JA’s subterfuge where she calculatingly praised BP, said they have been in contact. Clearly by ignoring Oprah’s inclusion of AJ by excluding AJ when answering question, she was trying to work up Jolie’s jealousy and feed the tabloids the new headline “Jolie is livid that BP keep in touch with ex wife”. I only dislike her acting ability but now I dislike her as a person. I’ve met many like her and can’t stomach them.

TEAMANISTON @ 11/16/2008 at 12:20 pm
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Are you KIDDING me???? Brad Pitt’s ship is sinking???

Let’s REALLY look at it objectively and not be clouded by stupidity.

Both Brad and Angelina has movies generating OSCAR buzz. Anustain…not so much. In fact, her “acting” can neither put butts in seats nor get them to watch TV. And PLEASE DO NOT BRING UP “The Break-Up”…If Mr. and Mrs. Smith’s success was generated by the actors relationship then so was The Break Up.

Angelina’s last (3) movies have generated $1 BILLION dollars worldwide. little jen…her last (5) movies aren’t EVEN CLOSE,

in all honesty, anustain in on the road to Meg Ryan-land. She didn’t get publicty this last week because she’s so wanted and movie parts are rewritten for her. She garnered press because if 1) her ANGELINA comment; 2) her BRAD comment and 3) her relationship with John Mayer NOT BECAUSE SHE’S THIS GREAT SUCCESS.

MF- PLEASE!!!

Are you delustional? Hopefully ,if you are married , no one will ever steal and seduce your husband out from under your nose. Angelina jolie can’t keep her mouth closed about almost every little detail of her courtship of Brad. Come on . Angelina can YAPPYAPYAP and Jennifer Aniston is supposed to sit in silence??? Not a chance in hell! Go Jennifer I can’t wait to hear Angelina’s whinny response. You know there will be one.

Jennifer aniston doesn’t make movies to try to win Oscars, We will leave that one to the Narcissitic couple. Jolie’s acting was so bad there isn’t a snowballs chance in hell that she will even get nominated. Brad Pitt better deliver on this BB or he is done.

p.s. surely your not adding KFP into your total??LMFAO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

TEAMANISTON @ 11/16/2008 at 12:27 pm

You’ve given me some of the best laughs I’ve had all week, honey, but you really need to pull your foot out of your mouth. At this rate, you’re going to need both hands because you’ve shoved it in so deep. Angie is happy with Brad. She has no reason to keep that to herself. How long is she supposed to be sensitive to Aniston’s feelings? It’s been four years already. Aniston needs to get the hell over it. So now she trashes Angelina in public. Very stupid move. Angie knows how insecure Aniston is so she’ll hit back where it hurts most — tellilng everyone how happy Brad is with his family, which means Brad doesn’t give a tin sh*t about Aniston any more. Every time she does that, she twists the knife a little further in. Angie’s no fool, honey. She knows how to make Aniston suffer. If Aniston had kept her lipless slit of a mouth shut and not gone whining off to Vogue about something Angie said TWO YEARS AGO, none of this would have happened. But it’s on now, and there is no way Aniston can win. Every time she yaps about Angie, she looks like a bitter ex who can’t let go. She’s tied her life to Brad and Angie’s for good and she couldn’t let go now if she wanted to without fading into oblivion. The whiny b*tch has made her own bed and she can damn well lie in it. Don’t expect me to feel sorry for Aniston. She deserved everything she got.

TEAMANISTON @ 11/16/2008 at 12:20 pm
Jennifer Aniston is what MADE Brad Pitt who he is.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMFG, honey, you are beyond delusional now, you are off in the twilight zone. What would Aniston ever have been if she hadn’t married Brad Pitt? Just another dime-a-dozen sitcom actress and not a particularly good one. She grabbed the brass ring when she married him and she didn’t know how to hold onto it. It’s not Angie’s fault that Brad got sick and tired of her fake ass three years into the marriage. She’s already proven over and over again she can’t keep a man. They all dump her sooner or later. Just like your man dumped you. That’s why you’re on her team, worshiping at the altar of the patron saint of scorned women. Go wallow in your own misery, honey. Too bad you’ll never know what it’s like to be on a winning team.

Oh my god, that is laughable - Jen Aniston made Brad Pitt who he is ??? WTF?? you are delusional lady.

Brad was doing just fine before he met Jen and is doing just fine now. In fact I would say he is doing MUCH better. Jen on the other hand has definitely lost her popularity. I don’t think we will hear much from Jen Aniston in the coming years - she is getting older and let’s face it Hollywood is not very kind to aging actresses. Having said that I do not hate Jen in fact I feel sorry for her at times - she definitely seems like she can’t let go of the past. Hopefully she can find real love someday and let go - it’s not healthy hanging on to all that resentment she has. What I find even scarier though is her fans because I think they are hanging on to this sick triangle for dear life. I think without Brad Pitt - Jen really is nothing, sadly.

dark angel @ 11/16/2008 at 2:27 pm

The fact that you called yourself TEAMANISTON means you’re just like your idol— you are soooooo not over the past.

The real deal @ 11/16/2008 at 2:42 pm

TEAMANISTON @ 11/16/2008 at 12:47 pm
Are you delustional? Hopefully ,if you are married , no one will ever steal and seduce your husband out from under your nose. Angelina jolie can’t keep her mouth closed about almost every little detail of her courtship of Brad. Come on . Angelina can YAPPYAPYAP and Jennifer Aniston is supposed to sit in silence??? Not a chance in hell! Go Jennifer I can’t wait to hear Angelina’s whinny response. You know there will be one.

A man cannot be stolen. If he is unhappy, he will leave. If a man is truly invested in his marriage/relationship, another woman cannot “seduce” him away. Obviously, your husband or bf or the guy you imagined you were involved with, left your a$$, he was not seduced away. If you want someone to blame, look in the mirror and take an honest look at the state of your relationship. God, honestly if you are as annoying in real life as you are on this thread, I can see why he dumped you.

TEAMANISTON @ 11/16/2008 at 12:47 pm
Are you delustional? Hopefully ,if you are married , no one will ever steal and seduce your husband out from under your nose.
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If anybody stole your husband out from under your nose, you weren’t doing a very good job of keeping him in the first place.

(BTW, honey, learn to spell. There is no T in delusional.)

real talk @ 11/16/2008 at 3:56 pm

This is what I find very pathietic about this woman

she has nothing to offer.. nothing…

when they are doing an interview..there is nothing there for the interviewer to ask..

what has she done?
nothing.. in terms of great films..
nothing in terms of great tv

nohting in terms of making a difference in the world
nothing in terms of changing her boring selfabsorbed lifestyle
nothing in terms of sounding even remotely inteeligent or even trying to broaden her horizons by experiencing life outside her trips to mexico spa hotel to tan herself and her usual obvious trips to nip and tuck and inject herself.
there is basically nothing there…

Many people agree with this…
John is riding the publicity train.. he has always loved the limelight..so they are matched in that way.. too bad his talent will suffer for it.

many people in his industry already look down on him b/c of this relationship plus the fact he has become somewhat of a scumbag.

but like I said Jen supposedly loves him (yeah right) Marley and Me stunt.

she has nothing to offer the interviewer other than the life she once had with Brad…(non life) and taking a stab at angie.

Pathetic.. pathetic…useless woman with no talent..
Jen is nothing more than a woman fast approaching her forties trying desperately to hang on to her youth by tweaking herself and chasing after a younger man.

sad sad sad

wowowoow she very hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

TEAM ANISTON i feel good her in movie

Wow, must be slow over on the BP threads, you all are here. I know you guys are missing us. LOL

Ms. Marla @ 11/16/2008 at 5:20 pm

So happy to see her on “30 rock, still adorable…

jen fan @ 11/16/2008 at 4:39 pm
Wow, must be slow over on the BP threads
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Umm… not exactly, honey. It took two days for this thread to reach 270 posts. It took two hours for the BP thread posted this afternoon to reach 270 posts.

Funny how that always happens on JJ, isn’t it? Why do you think that is?

UMMM honey….LOL , it doesn’t take much to get a rise. This site is a known L. O. O. N. haven .. Yeah Funny that always happens on JJ. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA Angelina Jolie is a homewrecker. Go to practically any site but HERE and the majority think Jennifer was in the right. You L O O N S are pathetic and so is the broad mare , everyone is sick of looking at and hearing her endlessly talk about how sexy she thinks she is or how brad and her feel in love on the set of MAMS. Damn , she needs to do another tomb raider, if she can get the part. Oh and did i mention Angelina Jolie is a homewrecker? LOL

Lol all I keep reading is “Team Maniston”

TEAMANISTON @ 11/16/2008 at 10:01 pm

Jennifer Aniston is a S L U T!

THE BIGGEST HO IN HOLLYWOOD AND THE QUEEN OF THE SCORNED WOMEN IN AMERICA!

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