Jennifer Aniston Sings Happy Birthday — VIDEO

Please excuse a rather long post, but I am still trying to figure out why in the world she took this guy back.

This is a guy who publicly humiliated her in front of the whole world and dumped her by text message (how tacky can you get?). I can see several possibilities:

1) She’s looking to pay him back for dumping her by taking him back and then dumping him as soon as another guy comes along. Doubtful. She can’t guarantee any other guy is going to come along any time soon.

2) She’s lonely and needs company. Likely. The way in which she took him back suggests that Mayer has been relegated to the status of a paid gigolo. Her bragging that “he’ll never diss her like that again” suggests that if he does, she’ll cut him off at the knees. This is risky. There are a lot of other women out there younger and prettier than she is. Money isn’t going to keep this guy in line. As soon as he finds someone else willing and able to keep him, Aniston’s in the wind.

3) She’s saying in your face to Brad Pitt. This really sucks. Spite relationships are plain despicable. They are unfair to the current partner and they usually backfire because the person who is intended to be hurt couldn’t care less. She could marry Mayer tomorrow and have quintuplets nine months later and Brad Pitt wouldn’t give a damn. In fact, he’d probably be delighted that she was finally off his case.

4) She’s just plain desperate. Most likely reason. Face it, guys, Mayer’s probably her last chance. Nobody is going to want his sloppy seconds after he bails on her for the second time. And we all know he’s going to. It’s just a question of when.

I bet Tina faye is disappointed with the numbers. she thought Anistin would rake in the ratings.

I bet Salma Hayek will pull more people in.

Well in Spanish to, I translate it…

Right on, Jill. She’s so principled when it comes to her image, yet this guy made her the laughing stock of all time and she’s forgiven him because…”He is just inexperienced, and after all it is ME, not just some girl.” My gawd, she actually said that. Inside scoop has it that she had ‘taken too many prescripton meds”……..she was stoned at that Vogue interview and the real “Anison’ came flyin’ outa her mouth……even the comments about her mother and sex were sooooooo inappropriate at best.

She was loose lipped and under the influence……rather the other way around.

She doesn’t need to have a kid, she’s going to bring up pee boy. She put him on a time out and he much better now at towing the mark. A few more b…tch slaps and he can use Norman’s leash.

these paid hacks for Huvane have such a predictable post……….there is absolutely no substance behind any of them. They just play ping pong…….one neg, they are to throw in a pos. So bloody obvious. Does she have any fans who aren’t on the payroll???

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I love how Mayer is scum when they broke up but now he’s “the best thing ever.” It must be exhausting, having the maturity level of a 13-year-old.

D. kay @ 11/14/2008 at 6:02 pm
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Troll, there’s a new thread for all the people who want to discuss Jolie. NOT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D. kay @ 11/14/2008 at 6:02 pm
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I can see you are so jealous of our love for Jen. Trying to bring us down won’t work so scurry off now to your sorry little hovel. GOD BLESS JENNIFER ANISTON.

Not Hot. She was nothing like Marilyn–trying to make that comparison was not even funny (both in sexiness and figure), and she was so hyped up! I have really lost a lot of respect for her after the Vogue pice–trying to mimic Angelina with the cover dress and background. She has lost any dignity she had left. I’m disappointed. She’s so “uncool.”

Boy, she was dressed to kill. Never seen a body like hers. Really.
Stunning, Jen.