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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Go Goldbar

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Go Goldbar

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer go out together for dinner at La Esquina Cafe and Restaurant, leaving separately from the restaurant then meeting up again at Goldbar Club in NYC on Thursday night.

John, 30, and Jen, 39, left the club together and headed back to their hotel in New York City.

While at the Keep a Child Alive event in New York earlier on Thursday, Mayer said, “I think I’d be pretty good at proposing. I’d figure that out. I’d get creative.”

“I feel in the last couple of years I’ve been very defensive,” the 30-year-old singer said. “That’s sort of the exact opposite of making music. The refinement process is a little harder. It’s also difficult to write songs about love lost and love found. I believe in my ability as a writer. I think it might take a little longer.”

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212 Comments

# 1

Maniston and her paid escort.

# 2

i hope this time is for real………………………………………………………………………… ..first

# 3

poor Jen…

# 4

Oh Man… JM is taking Fabio out for dinner..woot.. woot.
The more high light maniston put on her hair the more and more she looks like her twin FABIO !

# 5

She looks happy.
Good for her ;)

# 6
DOUCHIFER @ 11/14/2008 at 7:06 am

GOLDEN SHOWER COUPLE!

MAYER LOOKS SO SAD AND MANISTON IS LOVING THE ATTENTION!

# 7
DOUCHIFER @ 11/14/2008 at 7:09 am

HER FANS BASHED HIM AND CALLED HIM NAMES NOW THEY WANT HER TO BE WITH HIM?

CHECK OUT THE PUBLIC DUMPING TO REMIND US ALL HOW COOL MAYER IS.LOL

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=am8Y9Uzkbv4

# 9

Jen looks happy….John not so much.
I think we know who the boss is in this relationship.

Megan fox rocks @ 11/14/2008 at 7:17 am

she looks so happy , love her

poor poor john:-( i feel for him-so unlucky in love in the name of $$$

Megan fox @ 11/14/2008 at 7:20 am

john mayer sold his soul to the devil,wtf??? you lost respect of your fans man!

i decided to change my name too many mesyblue

I really hope they will get married soon and have a child together…

thats my wish for them.

they are great together and deserve all the luck in the world

Fake smile
Fake boyfriend
Fake hair
Fake nose
Fake eyes
Fake lips

Original CHIN !

PhillyGirl @ 11/14/2008 at 7:26 am

I LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM TOGETHER I’M SOOOOOO HAPPY FOR THEM

Jen is just acting for the fake love she claimed… There is absolutely nothing between them. Look at the stone face of JM. He is nervous because he is doing thing for career trade… Definitely no love, not even remotely close… Jen is a big loser and never watch her movie again… cheap…

Bunny boiler @ 11/14/2008 at 7:34 am

Jennifer the bunny boiler run John run.

More fake PR stunts for Douchifer.
They did not learn any thing.

mayer is a douchebag and jen should just dump him and move on with someone whos better looking and less douche-y..

u probably never watched jen’s movies or watched them and dont like any of them but claimed you did, you’re the loser, u fake cheap b17ch..whos your role model huh? that cheap azzlips homewrecker jolie or paris hilton? dumba$$

pr stunts? theyre just having dinner u ******, and when you’re as famous as her of course paps are gonna follow her

Jen is looking good. You only dislike her b/c she said something about Angelina Jolie. I think some of you have mental issues and your obsession with Jolie and the fact that she can do no wrong is crazy. Why not be happy for both celebrities?

DUMP THAT DOUCHEBAG JEN!, seriously, not even worth your time dating that guy. i hope she dumped him and date someone better ASAP

This is a fake PR relationship. Maniston is paying peeboy. She’s worth $110M.

agreed, ppl ***** about jen just because she finally said the truth, that jolie is indeed a homewrecker, and know what? uncool is not a bad word, considering jolie is a sIu7, so be thankful for that l0sers

Jen you looks good, like ever,

Funny how money can buy men.
I wonder how many appearances they put this sell out down for.
Notice how Jen with he PR team have to control men. If you are with
here you have to a little worm. Mayer fit the bill. Before she did not have control over him and he dumped her in front of paps. Then she brought him by throwing in a TV show now he has to be a worm.
“that man” has no dignity left at all. He is an embarrassment. That show she paid him with will fail, I don’t care how many people she pay.
It’s so funny to see all the Maniston fans back flipping after they bash Mayer so bad. Mayer fans should be so shame. What did the douche bag do that changed in 2 mts.

I was watching Big O interviewing Mansiton. Her eyes are very close together and wearing way too much makeup.

Eh, I still don’t think she should have taken him back.

I wasn’t that much into the whole Aniston thing until Jolie lied. I recall her doing an interview with Currey saying she couldn’t be interested in a married man than she says she fell in love with a married man. Not cool Jolie.

I think I’m turning Team Aniston. Even more so if she would dump Mayer.

Every one know Douchifer are fake.
So here comes all the fake stunts to prove otherwise. Jen is a laughingstock. She is a control freak. So predictable. I knew this was the next step so Jen can save face. John the douche bag is nothing to front. Should get a real man.

Mediterranean @ 11/14/2008 at 8:05 am

She surely paid him what he asked her before.

The title should be CONTROL FREAK BUYS A BOYFRIEND.
This old hag would not be no where if not for CAA and weak men like JM.
Next they have to come up with a phony pr stunt to prove Johnny boy is into her because in every picture he seems to careless for her.
Yeah more phony stunts that’s what the public wants from Douchifer.

Maniston is a homewrecker. Tate Donovan was engaged to Sandra Bullock and Maniston became the 3rd person.

After since Pitt dumped Aniston, she slept with 4 or 5 men. What a S.LUT

she looks good on oprah and didnt wear too much make up, maybe you’re just jealous you dont have the skin complexion and beauty, and talked **** about her.

um, jolies the one whos frickin fake, i bet shes planning to adopt another child from iraq after her lie had been exposed, that she was wrecking jen and brads marriage.

again, i do hope she dumps that douchebag

I use to be a Jen fan until she started lying and running her mouth.
Now with this new proof that she has not moved on with her life and constinetly bothering B/A, I have lost respect for Jen. She disgust me to no end.

poor John, he likes so sad whith his perpetually whining Jen

LOL, TALKING BOUT A HOMEWRECKER, have you ever tried googling with keywords “jolie homewrecker”? I BET THERE’RE 200000000000000000000000000 RESULTS about that. She has a history of wrecking other ppls marriage, umm remember why billy bob didnt marry his fiance? who spotted kissing ethan hawke while he was still married to uma thurman?

pr stunt my a$$, i bet that douchebag cant get enough of her. The real phony stunt is jolie, announcing to retire from movies. yeah right, what a lying wh00r3

She skin is leathery thx to smoking and tanning, so she had to wear a lot of makeup. Her foundation was caking.
Why should Maniston dump douchebag? He’s her type.

They are made for each other. douchebag and fameWhore deserve one another

What is wrong with all of you?
Calm down
This is a beautiful woman.
What did she ever do to be treated like crap?
NOTHING.
LOVE HER.

She really is not pretty when she’s smiling!

Maniston is a W.hore and S.lut. She would sleep with anyone who begs her. She even slept with a guy working on a film set. She’s so pathetic.

talking bout smoking? jolie used to sleep with both sexes, experiment with drugs and prolly sleep with her brother too, who knows? and she just hoped her skin would be as good as jens

and jolies the one whos a famewhore, could she stop talking bout her family? no ones want to hear you adopting another child and taking care of them while hiring a nanny each to take care each one of them, along with placing them in separate cars when going out. wH00RE

I lost faith in Jen because I don’t understand why she has to enlist phony men. Why can’t she date real men
She took this douche bag back shows me she is weak with low self esteem. I can’t stand a weak chick.
I think she is trying to humiliate Mayer as pay back for dumping her.
He is to stupid to know it. Jen should have moved on from Mayer but she seems to have moving on issues.
Now I see Jen is a bitter control crazy freak. I don’t want to be a fan of hers any more.

so sick and tired of this fugly fake lunatic PR ho..

the relationship / act ends in a few anyway : this is all organised by CAA that is why she speaks about him in ambiguity or platitudes. She has plans to marry someone else who John is copying in dress and style. He is a empty fake and is using her real partner as his “new style”. Truly this phony attention seeking guy is the worst in LA. LA has a destructive knack of supporting the worst and ignoring the best.

i love brad,why cant he marry me???

This is to Faith:

“After since Pitt dumped Aniston, she slept with 4 or 5 men. What a S.LUT” by Faith

Why are you calling her a ****? She is a single woman who had to get divorced from her husband (and we all know why) and slept with ONLY 4-5 men AFTER her divorce.

I don’t get you. Where is your GIRL POWER, huh? You probably never had one. So don’t talk about things you cannot comprehend.

yeah right, one of the “fans”, not wanting to be one anymore, gth u fake fans. well im also a fan of Jolie but then i don’t wanna be her fan anymore because she’s such a s l ut and a loser that can only wreck people’s marriages.

and talking about S luts? Who did that movie ORIGINAL SIN AND KISSED HER OWN BROTHER AND WRECKED OTHER PPLS MARRIAGES? I BET SHE SLEPT WITH ALOT OF PRODUCERS TO BE IN HOLLYWOOD, THAT WHY SHE retires, shes got no more s3 xx drive due to being pnetrated so many times.

JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS

Poor you…

im jealous of aniston, i want her beauty

I hope this egotistical and overrated cu*t gets herpes. Everything bad should happen to her. The people I feel sorry for are Brad and Angelina’s six children, not some overrated prima donna who is constantly putting their mother down, kinda like she used to put Brad down while married to him. Yes right now your on top of the world Jen because once again you brought up Angelina. Poor disgrunted old hag wants attention anyway she can get it.

Beautifull as always!!!

Love u 2… hope this time works…

chinoccio is the biggest ho in hollywood!

my mum is a s l u t and me too

aniston is a racist

haha, her chances of getting herpes i bet are not as great as that homewrecker jolie… lets see how many men she had to slept with, 12312312 producers, 2312321directors, 12312321cast members, and millions of uncounted extras in her films.

jen should’ve told people about angelib1 tch along time ago, about how she FLIRTED WITH A MARRIED man, had s3 xx with him and wrecked his marriage.

jolies the one whos an old hag,i hope karma gets to her, that lying b 1 t cH WH 0 re

I am so sick of her …. she is fake and narcissistic. She will never have a child.

Not everyone can pull of a mangina like Chinny. I don’t think I’ve seen a bigger bulge on a woman ever! I think she botoxed the chit out of her ****.

humm guess she is much better than those who go after married guys and hire someone to kill you

Humm let me think of somebody for example….

to the ones using other ppls names, i see you’re just as d u mb and brainless as your idol is, that S L U T jolie, my sara dont use a capital s d UMBFak

That man will not dump her again because she put the money down.
If Jen is so pretty why won’t she move on with he life. Staying with Mayer proves she obessese over situations instead of moving on.
No way should she be with this thing except she has trouble moving on. Something is really wrong with Jen.
She is stupid for sure because we all know it’s for that sorry dog movie she’s trying to drum up attention for. They were talking about it on TV last night. You see right through Jen. John will be looked down on by his fans and everyone els.

They look so happy! Oh, love, love…
Meyer is gorgeous and Jen, well, she is stunning.
Love the pics.

Pray a lot… guess she is really worried about that…

ahahahahahaha, u think u r GOD right???

cherry sky @ 11/14/2008 at 8:39 am

Chinnifer Maniston wants everyone to pity her saggy butt. What a attention freak. With the vogue interview and appearing on Oprah. and by the way the people at vogue were not able to photoshop the fug off her face. she looks like she had been on a week long crack party on the cover.

This ****** needs to disappear and fast. She has no talent and looks like a dried piece of ****. Her next major movie role is opposite a dog.
The only reason she gets the movie *roles* is she is good at giving blow jobs to the movie execs.

So when that *talent* fades away hopefully she wont get any more roles and would move under a bridge when the fugly ****** belongs.

Love the interview in Vogue, what she said about John and evertinhg else.

LOVE U 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous @ 11/14/2008 at 8:42 am

John Mayer changed his appearance to act like Jen’s future partner until she is marriage in a surprise wedding. He is fake and attention seeking. She is tired of dealing with the public inquisition about her personal life and has marriage plans with someone else. SO they are acting. That is why he has hotel rooms paid for. They don’t sleep together either. The goal of Mayer is to act as a defence, get more money for CAA, promote his career and distance her from Brad before she starts a family with someone else. Only after she is married will she come clean and tell the truth about this….. that is the final twist in this tale. It is completely distracting from her work and living a life in the media stops audiences enjoying a performance. That is why her films struggle. She is over exposed and continues to play games with the media so she doesnt end up like the other “Friends”. The sooner she stops being a wallflower and starts to be a woman is when Mayer and his mimicry leaves. He is pathetic. He has no real identity or confidence in himself so he imitates people: Dave Matthews, Borat, etc… etc…. When he leaves fresh air returns. Right now is is a fake, controlled, asphyxiation.

correction:

haha, her chances of getting herpes i bet are not as great as that homewrecker maniston… lets see how many men she had to slept with, 12312312 producers, 2312321directors, 12312321cast members, and millions of uncounted extras in her films.

angie should’ve told people about manistonbit*ch along time ago, about how she FLIRTED WITH a engaged man, had s3 xx with him and wrecked his relationship.
maniston is the one whos an old hag,i hope karma gets to her, that lying b 1 t cH WH 0 re

People are control freaks because they have no power.
I Jen is so beautiful why do she have to tie men up with contracts?

i guess my previous posting says much about me, that i am really jealous of jennifer aniston and her beauty

thats why im gonna bash her instead and go to team jolie, and join her while she’s giving blow jobs to the movie execs, yummm

i like being a s L U T,,

anonymous @ 11/14/2008 at 8:44 am

John Mayer changed his appearance to act like Jen’s future partner until she is married in a surprise wedding. He is fake and attention seeking. She is tired of dealing with the public inquisition about her personal life and has marriage plans with someone else. SO they are acting. That is why he has hotel rooms paid for. They don’t sleep together either. The goal of Mayer is to act as a defence, get more money for CAA, promote his career and distance her from Brad before she starts a family with someone else. Only after she is married will she come clean and tell the truth about this….. that is the final twist in this tale. It is completely distracting from her work and living a life in the media stops audiences enjoying a performance. That is why her films struggle. She is over exposed and continues to play games with the media so she doesnt end up like the other “Friends”. The sooner she stops being a wallflower and starts to be a woman is when Mayer and his mimicry leaves. He is pathetic. He has no real identity or confidence in himself so he imitates people: Dave Matthews, Borat, etc… etc…. When he leaves fresh air returns. Right now is is a fake, controlled, asphyxiation.

to the ones using other ppls names, i see you’re just as d u mb and brainless as your idol is, that S L U T maniston, my sara dont use a capital s d UMBFak

Azzlipz=SARA

final correction:

haha, her chances of getting herpes i bet are not as great as that homewrecker s l U T JOLIE… lets see how many men she had to slept with, 12312312 producers, 2312321directors, 12312321cast members, and millions of uncounted extras in her films.

jen should’ve told people about homewreker b*tch jolie along time ago, about how she FLIRTED WITH a engaged man, had s3 xx with him and wrecked his relationship.
jolie is the one whos an old hag,i hope karma gets to her, that lying b 1 t cH WH 0 re

I can’t believe the cruel comments I’ve readed here.
What is this about?
Whta’s the meaning of all this hate?
Jen has a lot of fans and she is so lovely and kind.
She is a real woman, not a caracter.
Please.
Let her lives her life without your cruel feelings.
I don’t get… really.
So much hate…
Of course I can see you are AJ fans, but… I really think if somebody needs to move on is you, guys.
Don’t lose your time writing about somebody you dislike.
Don’t wast time reading about her.
Or go to a shrink, for God sake.
You need it.

SO SO OBVIOUS @ 11/14/2008 at 8:46 am

SARA is copying other peole’s names

the relationship / act ends in a few weeks anyway : this is all organised by CAA that is why she speaks about Mayer in ambiguity or platitudes. She has plans to marry someone else who John is copying in dress and style. He is a empty fake and is using her real partner as his “new style”. Truly this phony attention seeking guy is the worst in LA. LA has a destructive knack of supporting the worst and ignoring the best. Why ?

I´m impress on how many people envy Jen…They spend a lot of time trying to …hum…i don´t know what!!!!

Gosh that must be awful to be jealous like that, and can´t do nothing about it. I guess if someone really just didn´t like her would avoid her, but that not what we see, isn´t it????

i guess my previous posting says much about me, that i am really jealous of maniston and her ugliness
thats why im gonna love her instead and go to join her while she’s giving blow jobs to the movie execs, yummm

i like being a s L U T,,

SARA IS SUCH A LOOSER!!! GROW UP!!!

KIDS….

I´m impress on how many people envy angie…They spend a lot of time trying to …hum…i don´t know what!!!!

Gosh that must be awful to be jealous like that, and can´t do nothing about it. I guess if someone really just didn´t like her would avoid her, but that not what we see, isn´t it????

I can’t believe the cruel comments I’ve readed here.
What is this about?
Whta’s the meaning of all this hate?
Jen has a lot of fans and she is so lovely and kind.
She is a real woman, not a caracter.
Please.
Let her lives her life without your cruel feelings.
I don’t get… really.
So much hate…
Of course I can see you are JA fans, but… I really think if somebody needs to move on is you, guys.
Don’t lose your time writing about somebody you dislike.
Don’t wast time reading about her.
Or go to a shrink, for God sake.
You need it.

And so it begins.Promotion of Aniston movie and her life. No bodyguards flashing light toward to cameras. Why. Because Aniston want to be seen. Everything is so planned.

Also love how chubby her face looks. It’s amazing how those shots she takes plumps up her face. Sadly they may harm her body but what the heck she wants to look longer than her boytoy.

conspiracytheory @ 11/14/2008 at 8:54 am

Jennifer Aniston finds happiness through putting down others. It makes her feel happy about herself. I think this whole thing was planned from the very beginning, Aniston was not only pissed at Brads happiness , she was pissed that Angelina was being praised by well respected people. I think she is loving the Brad and Angie bashing right now because it makes her feel better.

Her whole behavior reminds me of the way she acted after the Vanity Fair Interview, she was out and about smirking everywhere. It seems to be a competion with this chick.

I think she should smirk now, because her actions will backfire just like the Vanity Fair Article.

This chick finds happiness only when EVERYONE loves her. It is obvious, the more the public is against Brad and Angie, the happier she gets. It is funny and pathetic all at the same time.

what happens next ? CAA will plant a “problem story” to stop people expecting marriage and children with these two actors, such as Normon doesn’t like him, or the have different musical tastes etc…. That should happen within a week or so. They will continue this::”Jen on her own” then a few days later ::”Jen and John go to a bar/restaurant”, repetition cycle for a few more weeks until they break up for no reason. Both blame each other, and both will say how great the other is, leaving the audiences confused as to the genuine reasons (because it is fictional). This time, with a new NDA, John will not be allowed to speak to attract attention to himself.

“to fake cherry sky @ 11/14/2008 at 8:43 am” stop copying othe ppl’s names to make you point. Use a different name.

You’re an idiot defanding a stupid biaatch like CHINNIFER MANISTON the manliest woman in the world. She is fake and so are her fans.
CHINNIFER MANISTON likes to ***** herself when possible. All of her candid photos take by the papparazzi show her spreading her legs in a bikini 4 sizes too small showing her floppy parts or hanging with paid bf John Mayer.

Do people really like Jennifer Aniston or do they like Rachel from Friends. I think it’s the latter. As someone who met her years ago when I was working at Starbucks during college, she was a complete *****, and I was so happy with Brad dumped her sorry ass. As for John, he looks miserable. Please John! It’s not too late for you. I still see happiness in your future.

Jen has the face of an angel…she is one of the most beautifull womens on the planet…

I wish i was Mayer…lucky Guy

Jen is so dear for so many people. And when I came here I always see these few people with so much hates just because she once was married with Brad Pitt. Are you jealous because of Angelina? Please. Move on you. She already did it. Everything she talks ou does you fell so afraid of. Jen is not bagging to have Brad back. She was the one that get the divorce papers. Remenber? This is over. They once were in love and didn’t work out. I keep thinking… what a life you have. Don’t you ever have love problems? Do you really think you are so gorgeous than you can be so mean with this wonderful girl? Come on! She have the most beautiful eyes of the world. His body is amazing. Just perfect. She have the skin of a 18 years old girl. Her hair is a icone. She is shinning. So charming. So elegant. So inteligent. And she is really funny and smart. And a good person, a good friend, so loved around. Wish I have her face, her chin, everything. I would be proud and happy. And when i’d look at the mirror I only would fell like: “wow. GORGEOUS! Thanks, God.” You are so sad with all this hate that I just can fell sorry for you.

SI=dictionnary @ 11/14/2008 at 9:10 am

@ sally @ 11/14/2008 at 9:06 am

blah blah blah

cry me a river about maniston

I think is the Angelina fans who are afraid, because they come here to say bad thinks about Jen, and you don´t see the other way around.

I´d hate if Jen went back with Brad, he don´t deserve her, he is fine with Angelina.

I only come here to state my admiration for her… i never say anything thing about the other 2. And this goes for the other fans of Jen.

Ohh Sara i don´t care if i don´t right everything correct…that is my 4ª language…

See more mistake “write”..who cares???

I just love you and John together. You both are so hot looking. I hope everything works out for you Jen. Love that smile.. your so sweet..

hmmm……she did say you can’t plan love. To me that’s accepting the Jolie-Pitt affair and falling in love with this man-boy. But yeah, bragging about an affair to the whole world and to the ex-wife is very, very “uncool.” It’s like publicizing your w… nature.
I think these two may have found each other. So if they do get married and have kids, all those crazy Jen-haters will predictably say “fake wedding” ….”fake kids hired for the photo shot.” Lololol…..such idiots!

Chinnifer is UGLY, BITTER and DUMB.

Now add to that: DESPERATE.

Why else would any self-respecting, strong woman run crawling back to a douchebag who has:
1) Dumped you publicly on TMZ
2) Made out with PerezHilton
3) Slept with women and bragged about it
4) Proclaims he pees on his women

Does Fugliston like golden showers that much?

aniston's_colossal_chin @ 11/14/2008 at 9:44 am

Yeah, baby!
I love golden showers… makes the hair very shiny… “ancient douchebag secret” that Gayer shared.

I can’t stay away!

jennifer aniston has beautfil blond hair?what s the colour?golden shower?

Anonymous @ 11/14/2008 at 9:45 am

_ She really is so plain looking in real life (she needs camera makeup to look really good), otherwise, she looks no better than the neighbor next door
- Poor John looks miserable in every picture of them together.
- Her comment of “trust me, he will not be doing that again” was very weird, controlling (maybe they do have an agreement).
- She needs to change that awful outdated hairstyle and color!! No wonder people get bored of her!
- The both look buzz, their mary-jane love is likely their biggest connection.
- Skinny jeans are not her Friend!!
- No matter what she says, does or tries to draw attention to herself, she can’t come near the A-List couple in terms of wow factor.

It’s very odd that these two only go out at night together to eat or go to clubs, etc. And why was John at that Keep A Child Alive event talking about proposing and his music?

Jen, you totally lost me when you hooked up with Mayer.
And when you broke up, I thought you learned your lesson.

But when you took him back… c’mon. This guy IS a douche!

Dear World,

I’m Jen Aniston, a stupid dumb old middleaged wh*re who once made a great living on a cheesey TV sit-com, and who now plays the gf/wife of leading big male comedy stars in their sh*t movies….Look at me world…I’m with the douchebag whose always railing about his youth and his young generation and is so age conscious it makes me want to vomit, who dumped me in front of the whole world, 3 times, mortifying me to no end….embarrassing me soooo much that my PR tried calling every single man under 75 in Hollywood to quickly get me a fake bf for my round of crappy romcom promotions, but it seems no one took them up on it (BAHAHA!!)……so the powerful agency CAA ,aka Huvane central, called John Gayer aka Perez Hilton’s ex lover, back up and threatened him to be my bf again (’Trust me, you’ll never hear anything like that from that man again!’), and ‘wa-lah!’ he caved! Heee.

They then gave him a treat by pushing through his CBS variety show which they had bailed on after he dumped me (oops!! shhhhhhh). My little douchebag is suuuure in line now! Oh by the way, that 2 year old Angelina interview where she says it was fun coming to work everyday during Mr & Mrs Smith, I want the world to know that i would like them to burn the b*tch at the stake for saying that. She hurt me sooo much. I am still shaken up. Please feel sorry for me. Go get her. Thanks and bye.

Signed,

Jen ‘Pitiful Whining Fake Asss’d Phony’ Maniston - AKA the girl who will let guys pisss and shat on her IN PUBLIC (figuratively AND literally), but who reaches into the past, by several YEARS to pick two yr old sentences out of two yr old articles from Angelina Jolie….afterall - she can’t do d*ck on her OWN steam, besides Jen has no problem riding the backs of the Jolie Pitts..she’ll be doing it on the cover of ‘MORE’ and AARP too - just you wait. Who is she afterall, if she isn’t the scorned stalker of the Jolie Pitts that gets the mini vans to root for her.

#83 clarice

You must be a very close friend with Maniston because you seems to know how she is right ?
Maniston obviously full of hate and cruel .. and you know it..
She been seeing her srink only for the pass 20 years… LOL
What is that makes her !
Wake up clarice and smells Maniston stinking GANJA BREATH !

Love them together…she is beautiful and he is way better looking than old Brad…..

I hope they stay together and get married. They are perfect for each other. Just Perfect.

Blah Blah Blah….bad enough everyone on O was cheering for her yesterday….cause what again….oh yeah, she’s so ******* smart…she can bake a cake!!!!! That poor ******* should run for his life…..or she’ll whine all over him….wonder if she bakes him a cake??? lol…..She’s soooo pathetic…..there Maniston, ya got your little bit of fame….happy now??? BTW…. Brad’s movie is gonna blow your sorry acting ass right out of the water!!!! :)

ANISTON is UGLY & OLD @ 11/14/2008 at 10:19 am

Wow, she has no f**king LIPS. How does he even kiss her. I bet Perez Hilton gave him a boner that time. Ewwwwww. LOL :-D

She looks so smug in these pics. As much as I can’t stand her, I hope her and Mayer do stay together. They deserve each other. At least this way, she’ll have her man and hopefully, her and tabloids, can finally move on from any associations with Brad Pitt. Gawd, let’s hope the triangle can be finally put to rest and we’re no longer talking about it a year from now.

Mayer, your face says all, you are doomed boy with that tranny at your side.

# 111 Trace @ 11/14/2008 at 10:20 am She looks so smug in these pics. As much as I can’t stand her, I hope her and Mayer do stay together. They deserve each other. At least this way, she’ll have her man and hopefully, her and tabloids, can finally move on from any associations with Brad Pitt. Gawd, let’s hope the triangle can be finally put to rest and we’re no longer talking about it a year from now.

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Of course she’ll still be talking about ‘the triangle,’ or Brad or Angelina..mainly because she AND her PR knows, if not for them, no one would care. We care because of Brad & Angelina. If the couple that she tries to paint as evil everytime she needs to sell a magazine or a crap movie romcom were, Jerry McConnell & Rebecca Romijn, do you think we’d be here now? Do you think she’d have a thread, or this high of a profile period? She’s gotten 1000 hits on Google this past week because of the mess she started - when you open them up, they all read: ANGELINA JOLIE.

Great going dummy Aniston. Even Oprah called her out, she said, “last week the news was the election, this week it’s ‘What Jen Said About ANGELINA!!”…gee, do you think if Jen had said anything about Sarah Jessica Parker and SITC she would have gotten that reaction?? Of course not, because she DID, and it didn’t. LOL It’s Angelina, baby! Biggest star in the known universe. Does it get people talking about Jen too? Sure.

Does it make Angelina Jolie an even bigger legend at 33 than she already is? OF COURSE.

That my friends, is why Jen and her PR machine are, in the end, stupid as f*ck. :-D

Mayer is a sell out. He should announce that he is done with music.
Mayer full time Job now is “Hollywood Tabloid King”

Love the name Douchifer!

dark angel @ 11/14/2008 at 10:35 am

Not once did John smile… I wonder.

Whatever. I wish that they truly love each other so that JA can finally move from the shadows of the JPs.

Tranniston
Chinniston
Assiston
Anuston
Maniston
Fugliston
Fakeniston
Lieniston
Hagniston
Who is nearly 40 but act like 14

The reason this won't work @ 11/14/2008 at 11:01 am

Mayer is now reduced to being seen as a tool to outdo Brad with her public tabloid feud with Angelina.
He had his own male stud man -ho thing working for him..now he looks like he’s being manipulated by Jennifer for PR.

By the end of the holiday season when things get calm in January..after her film opens and dies..he will move on against…he wants as much pu-tang as humanly possible and a 40 year old desparate Jennifer ..the thrill will fade.

from lainey @ 11/14/2008 at 11:05 am

It was a week that started low, continued to build, and ended on several high notes. Well done, Huvane. He turned his sh-t around, well done indeed.

Because gone is the memory of Jennifer Aniston degrading herself at The Ivy, replaced by Jennifer Aniston’s tight ass body on 30 Rock, clad in skin-baring outfits in every scene, returning to Must See TV, and finally coming home, proving that her place, always and forever, will not be at the movies comfortable ensconced on the couch on the small screen. This is why she should stop overreaching.

There is no shame in being a TV Girl. Television is not what it once was!

And Jennifer capped off a triumphant week – a week that saw her dominate headlines, magazine covers, the Mighty Opey’s stage, and NBC – with a paparazzi party last night in New York alongside her born again boyfriend John Mayer who, largely because she has publicly stepped out in his defence, has now been rehabilitated in the eyes of the MiniVan Majority.

Amazing, non?

Womanising limpdick humiliates her at impromptu press conference and online but one soothing word to her masses and they follow like lambs: if Jennifer Aniston loves him, he must be lovable. All is forgiven. Yay for douchebags!

No doubt. She flexed her media muscles this week. And her power was impressive. Lingering effects from those hormones perhaps

LOVE THEM 2GETHER, THEY LOOK HAPPY.

TEAM ANISTON FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They look comfortable together. Love Jen’s boots and coat.

from lainey @ 11/14/2008 at 11:07 am

On Friday afternoon, Jennifer Aniston shocked the paps by showing up at The Ivy, supposedly for a business meeting. Apparently she entered but then left immediately, disturbed by the intense pressure from photographers and fans.

No ****, nipply!!!

Like seriously…

What the F-CK, Huvane?!?!? Are you out of your mind? Are they not taking your calls anymore?

Is that why we’re begging now? Has it come to this? Jennifer Aniston and Phoebe Price? Jennifer Aniston and Ebola Hilton? Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian?

Really???

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t need to take a meeting at The Ivy. Jennifer Aniston can call a meeting anywhere she wants. But Jennifer Aniston lowered herself onto Robertson Blvd, with her tits freshly tweaked, for the sake of a desperation photo opp to disprove pregnancy rumours…to the point where upon her departure, the paps were actually laughing at her.

They laughed. Those who were there and those who heard about it later. They laughed. They laughed at how pathetic she’s become.

And to tell you the truth, not even I can take pleasure in this. To witness such complete and total capitulation, the celebrity equivalent of crawling on the floor naked, hands held up in defeated submission…

This is Jennifer Aniston.

Sadness.

SO SAD THAT PEOPLE CAN’T BE HAPPY FOR OTHERS.

HATE ANGELINA JOLIE, NOW SHE’S A *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boring. Boring people. Boring Couple. Just Boring.

I love her!! She really doesn’t get a lot of credit. Hopefully one day she can leave all this behind her and have a good and fulfilling life.

Aniston is B-O-R-i-n-g @ 11/14/2008 at 11:39 am

I hope they get married & have a kid or 2.
Then the triangle will hopefully stop.

why JA dont change her hairstyle? boring! hey JM smile, why sad? JA is beside you very happy becoz of the cameras. publicity publicity publicity!!!!!!!!!

YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY AS HELL, THESE 2 WOMAN DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU AND THE ONLY BEEF THAT EXISTS IS THE ONE THAT YOU HAVE CREATED. I HOPE YOU ALL AREN’T LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE

Pink, 29, explained: “I got into an argument with him. He said something along the lines of, ‘I only s**g really stupid women’, and I said, ‘I guess they would have to be.’
“I don’t get him and Jennifer at all.”——– i dont get it too!!hahahhaha

I wish fo her to be mother
to be pegnant and have cildren

aww i love them together.

what is wrong with all you people. Why can’t you just accept these 2 & stop bashing them.

If Jen could actually be happy and move on in her life w/ John, then YEAH.
But she always sees to suspicious and calculated. Jen really needs to forget her 100 yrs ago marriage and move on and shut up.

Fugliston is a dog @ 11/14/2008 at 12:46 pm

jen fan @ 11/14/2008 at 11:53 am

you are a sad sad loser of a fugliston fan. What the other poster said is true about fugliston.

We get it Jenn. Your with John. WOW. SO what. If you are that content and happy, why bring up the past and diss Angie but praise Brad. What was that about?? Go about your life like everyone else in the world does, and quit acting the fool.God Jen is so predictable.
I can bet what will happen next for JA.

SPREAD THE WORD @ 11/14/2008 at 12:51 pm

Maniston’s appearance on 30 rock last night BOMBED…3rd place & the ratings were DOWN from last week’s 30 rock episode when Oprah guest starred!!

[ABC took the lead at 9 p.m. with a 5.9 for “Grey’s,” while CBS slid to second with a 5.1 for “CSI.” NBC was third with a 3.8 for “The Office” (4.0) and “30 Rock” (3.6), Univision and Fox tied for fourth at 2.3, Univision for more “Latin Grammys” and Fox for more “Nightmares,” with CW sixth with a 1.6 for “Supernatural.”]

http://www.medialifemagazine.com/artman2/publish/Overnights_50/CBS_stays_ahead_of_ABC_on_Thursday.asp

Look how happy John is, NOT. Poor John. He is looking miserable, forced to be Aniston arm candy. Wonder how long before he breaks away and puts on another impromptu press conference. Can’t wait for that utube moment.

SPREAD THE WORD @

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

John, smile if you are sooooooooooooooooooo happy with Jen. I mean, come on, she is a very talented and experienced woman. HA! Many know her and couldn’t keep her. HAHAHAHAH

LOVE JENNIFER happy to see her smile like that hope it all works out for her and john this time love them together just sow the break up and it remainded me why im a fan she was so good in it and vince was so funny and a great actor

Jennifer doesn’t want a real man. She had one (many ) and totally screwed it up, so they all left. Men always leave Jennifer.
So when John gets serious,and he will. John will leave because he will need a real woman .
Jennifer only really wants/loves herself.

jen's guesting bombed @ 11/14/2008 at 1:07 pm

SPREAD THE WORD @ 11/14/2008 at 12:50 pm Maniston’s appearance on 30 rock last night BOMBED…3rd place & the ratings were DOWN from last week’s show!

[ABC took the lead at 9 p.m. with a 5.9 for “Grey’s,” while CBS slid to second with a 5.1 for “CSI.” NBC was third with a 3.8 for “The Office” (4.0) and “30 Rock” (3.6), Univision and Fox tied for fourth at 2.3, Univision for more “Latin Grammys” and Fox for more “Nightmares,” with CW sixth with a 1.6 for “Supernatural.”]

Oprah;s appearance had a higher rating!!!

Jennifer is LOVING the attention she is getting. Look at that smile. WOW, She has had quite the week.
Jen got to bash Angie then lie about it.
Jen pitty partied over her marriage that was 100 yrs ago, then heaped a whole lot of praise on Brad. WTF??
Jen once again dissed Angie, poor poor Jen.
Got back together w/ X -John.
Dished on Oprah on how lucky in love she is??????

Jennifer really lives in her own Jen-world. Does she really think the public believes what she says? WOW! Can you say Headcase?

Thank GOD Brad found a great life after Jen.!

Why would Jennifer go on national TV and give all this love and praise to Brad on his life and work??
What was that about?
And Jennifer also totally ragged on Angie. I mean wouldn’t you rag on your X, because hello, you were married to him.

It made Jennifer look like she was still pining for Brad and jealous of Angie. Hasn’t it been 4-5 years since they were divorced?

Jennifer needs to move way past the poor me - he left me world. It happens all the time and people move on and get over it.

Why would Jennifer go on national TV and give all this love and praise to Brad on his life and work??
What was that about?
And Jennifer also totally ragged on Angie. I mean, wouldn’t you rag on your X, because hello, you were married to him.

It made Jennifer look like she was still pining for Brad and jealous of Angie. Hasn’t it been 4-5 years since they were divorced?

Jennifer needs to move way past the poor me - he left me world. It happens all the time and people move on and get over it. Why should she be any different?

Princess79 @ 11/14/2008 at 1:27 pm

I tell you why, Because the one who started all this was Angelina. She is the one who said how she couldn t wait to get to work everyday to see a man who was married to JA & not the way around.

Have you compared the cover photos of Angie and Jenn. OMG Angie’s photos are absolutely breathtaking. Angie is so gorgeous.
Jenn’s photo’s, not that great. Still trying to capture the “girl next door ” image. Doesn’t quite work when your 40 years old and used looking.

After all these years, why is Jenn riding on the Brad/Angie PR coat tails? Jenn will never be as fabulous, beautiful, and NEVER as talented as the amazing Angie and Brad.The JP’s are interesting. JA is BORING and totally insincere in her actions.

I'm Telen @ 11/14/2008 at 1:30 pm

I would sprint to work everyday to see the gorgeous Brad Pitt, too!!!!
GO ANGIE!!

Ut oh…maybe going back to TV wasn’t such a good idea:

JENNIFER ANISTON RUINS EVERYTHING
By Eric Rezsnyak

Season 3 of “30 Rock” really should be subtitled “The Coming of the Guest Stars.” Since the show’s return three weeks ago we’ve had Megan Mullally (granted, not a huge name, but an NBC favorite from her stint as Karen on “Will & Grace”), Oprah Winfrey (OPRAH!), and now Jennifer Aniston. Next week it’s Steve Martin, and Salma Hayek is reportedly coming in for a guest arc in the near future.

I have no objection to guest stars, and “30 Rock” in particular has used them well - until now. Jennifer Aniston’s spot last night was terrible, and the entire show felt off. It was like the actors - Tina Fey in particular - just weren’t into it. (Her energy was so low, I have to wonder if this was filmed while she was doing double-duty as Sarah Palin on “Saturday Night Live.”) Even the always-reliable Alec Baldwin seemed to be going through the motions. It was joyless, and the whole thing seemed like a LOT of work. I was exhausted just watching the thing.

Aniston played Liz and Jenna’s former Chicago roommate, a deranged sexpot that Liz correctly described as “full-on ‘Fatal Attraction.’” It sounds like a meaty, gonzo role, and I think Aniston probably did the best she could with it, but…Jennifer Aniston just isn’t a very good actress. I mean, I loved Rachel on “Friends.” She was my favorite character. And I think Aniston is largely pretty good in romantic comedies. But this role called for some over-the-top stuff, and Aniston played it so safe that, to me, it felt very forced.I never believed for a second that she was crazy. Annoying, yes. Possibly a little slow. But crazy? Not really.

I should confess that my personal feelings on Aniston probably colored my opinion somewhat. I just don’t get America’s continued fascination with the woman and her romantic life, or lack thereof. Consider that Aniston hasn’t had a hit movie in more than two years (”The Break-Up,” which was surprisingly successful) and instead has a string of duds to her name. She’s got a dog movie coming out for Christmas. A DOG MOVIE. And yet almost every week her face is splashed across 80 percent of the tabloids at the supermarket with a headline along the lines of “Jen’s pain” or something. She got dumped three years ago. And she’s STILL milking it in the newest Vogue. I can appreciate a bad-news buffet as much as the next schadenfruedic jackass, but enough is enough, lady.

Oh boy, here we go for Round 2. Aniston looking all smiley and clingy, and Mayer looking bored out of his gourd like he just wants to book the hell out of there.

Anybody want to place bets on how long it’s going to last this time?

Just simply beautiful Jen and John. Love ya

karma is a btch! @ 11/14/2008 at 2:13 pm

deana @ 11/14/2008 at 1:56 pm Just simply beautiful Jen and John. Love ya
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Oh, so you love John now? You do know that he’s still p*ssing on her, right? LOL And you Do know that he publicly dumpled her azz, right? And she paid him to be seen with her in pulic as her ‘man’ right? Kust after her PR agency promised to get him his own tv show.

By gawd, arent you so-called fans embarrassed for her yet? LOL

@Fugliston is a dog - Comment 138@ 11/14/2008 at 12:46 pm jen fan @ 11/14/2008 at 11:53 am

you are a sad sad loser of a fugliston fan. What the other poster said is true about fugliston.
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The fact that you resort to name calling tells me you have nothing to say but an opinion based and backed by nothing but made up cr*p.

Jill,

To your comment on mine in previous thread, I DID and DO know that I was describing 95% of this creature’s fans.

What humors me most are these proud victims’ fancies of power such as “I wouldn’t want Jen to take Pitt back, he doesn’t deserve her”, “Pitt is looking at these pics and cry”, “Pitt regrets leaving classy Jen”, “it’s good riddance, Jen”, so on and so on. This will never end because this creature’s inferiority complex is never cured. Unless she gets an Oscar and a bigger name in the industry for a husband so that she gets invited to all the important industry functions. But then again, judging by her latest subterfuge, she might not be cured until Pitt leaves Jolie. We will see a bigger smile than the one here.

If this smile isn’t due to her believing she has triumphed then the shower must have been platinum and pouring of late that it washed away the humiliation that is considered unforgivable to all self-respected women.

I’m so glad her and John are back together. Treat her right John!

GO AWAY JENNIFER. EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS BAD. BAD
No one really cares about what you do any more because you are pathetic and boring and predictable.

If you were really sincere in your actions , what am I saying. You are never sincere about anything.

Just two days after Jennifer Aniston told Oprah Winfrey she’s “lucky in love,” she joined back-on beau John Mayer for a romantic dinner at La Esquina in NYC.

Thus she has officially turned the Angelina-Brad-Jennifer media frenzy into a foursome. Which must make John (I never met a paparazzo I didn’t like) Mayer very happy indeed.

Aniston, 39 — dressed in black boots, skinny jeans and a bomber jacket — and Mayer, 30, couldn’t keep their hands off each other during the dinner, a witness told Us.

After Mayer paid the bill (shock!), they headed over to GoldBar. On the way, Aniston sweetly signed autographs and hugged a few fans. Wheeee! More “Marly and Me” ticket sales!

At the GoldBar, the couple hit the dance floor and danced into the wee hours.

And anyone who has a problem with the nine-year age difference, Aniston wants them to “mind their own business!”

At least, that’s what she said in her Vogue interview, the one in which she said that Angelina Jolie talking about how she couldn’t wait to get to the set of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” every day was “really uncool.”

She has a point about the age difference. It really is none of anyone’s business.

But then none of this is really any of our business.

So why does she keep talking about it? And right before her movie “Marley and Me” opens?

Hey, is there room for a John Mayer wax figure to stand next to Angie, Brad and Jennifer, seen above, in the London Madame Tussaud’s Museum?

Don’t leave her standing there all alone like some spinster when she’s said that she’s so “lucky in love.”

C’mon, have a heart. He’s famous too. Please put John Boy next to lonely Jen.

LOVE THAT THE MEDIA IS REALIZING WHAT A FRAUD ANISTON IS.

Mayer the Golem is so creepy, skulking around. Whenever he steps into a car he’s always hunched over with his eyes bugging out. Is it possible to be more sketchy and slimy, it’s like he’s always in the midst of some Boogie Nights coke freakout. Maybe he’s worrying that the camera will somehow see what’s inside his filthy brain.

If this is just publicity, and I’m sure it is, it’s bad publicity for Aniston. But then, maybe not — because here I am posting.

OLD AIPLANE JENIFER AND YOUNG PILOT JOHN MAYER. THE UN-EVEN CHOPSTICK . SOMEDAY HE GOING TO LEAVE THE OLD AIPLANE FOR ANOTHER YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL GIRL. WAIT AND SEE

HE GOING TO LEAVE HER SOMEDAY. BUT SHE GAIN HIS BABY

When they were broke up, John always looked so sad. I think he was very sorry that he was such an A$$ and is counting his lucky stars that Jen took him back.

karma is a btch! @ 11/14/2008 at 3:26 pm

Misty Mae @ 11/14/2008 at 3:19 pm When they were broke up, John always looked so sad. I think he was very sorry that he was such an A$$ and is counting his lucky stars that Jen took him back.
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Of course he’s happy to be back with her, you twit. he’s gotten a TV show out of this deal. Why do you think she said in her vogue interview that: “you’ll never see that man do that again (that is, break up with her.) its because she knows that her PR queen, huvane, has bought John with her money, so now she has him on a leash!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!

JEN FACE NOW LOOK BETTER WITH THE HELP OF INDIAN COSMETIC SURGEON DR. KONDIE.OF BEVERLY HILL. HE CHANGED HER NOSE FROM BIG, DISTORED TO STRAIGHT AND SMALLER, BY RHINOPLASTY, HER SKIN FROM WRINKLE,LINES TO SMOOTH LIKE A BABY SKIN. HER STOMACH FAT REMOVED FROM TUMMY STUCK., HER CHIN LONGER BY SILICON IMPLANT, HER BOOBS BIGGER WITH SALTLINE IMPLANT, ETC…. IF YOU HAVE MONEY YOU CAN LOOK BETTER THAN BEFORE .LIKE HER. SHE IS A PLASTIC WOMEN LIKE HER BEST FRIENDS COURTENEY COX AND DEMI MOORE. ALL OF THEM ARE OLD AIRPLANES.AND THEIR HUSBAND ARE THOSE YOUNG PILOTS. HA HA

MOST JENIFER ANISTON’S FAN ARE JEALOUS, HATERS. THEY ALL KEEP EVIL MIND.

Ha ha ha The uneven chopstick. The old airplane and young pilot dating.

JOHN MAYER TRIED TO LOOK OLD BY THE MUSTARD.BOTH OF THEM HAVE NO LIP OR THIN LIP.? THE ***** AND THE PLAYBOY

cry me a river @ 11/14/2008 at 3:37 pm

OH MY GOD DON’T TELL ME LA TIME WROTE THIS BECAUSZE ANISTON WILL RUN TO BIG O SHOW TO WEEP

la times
Just two days after Jennifer Aniston told Oprah Winfrey she’s “lucky in love,” she joined back-on beau John Mayer for a romantic dinner at La Esquina in NYC.

Thus she has officially turned the Angelina-Brad-Jennifer media frenzy into a foursome. Which must make John (I never met a paparazzo I didn’t like) Mayer very happy indeed.

Aniston, 39 — dressed in black boots, skinny jeans and a bomber jacket — and Mayer, 30, couldn’t keep their hands off each other during the dinner, a witness told Us.

After Mayer paid the bill (shock!), they headed over to GoldBar. On the way, Aniston sweetly signed autographs and hugged a few fans. Wheeee! More “Marly and Me” ticket sales!

At the GoldBar, the couple hit the dance floor and danced into the wee hours.

And anyone who has a problem with the nine-year age difference, Aniston wants them to “mind their own business!”

At least, that’s what she said in her Vogue interview, the one in which she said that Angelina Jolie talking about how she couldn’t wait to get to the set of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” every day was “really uncool.”

She has a point about the age difference. It really is none of anyone’s business.

But then none of this is really any of our business.

So why does she keep talking about it? And right before her movie “Marley and Me” opens?

Hey, is there room for a John Mayer wax figure to stand next to Angie, Brad and Jennifer, seen above, in the London Madame Tussaud’s Museum?

Don’t leave her standing there all alone like some spinster when she’s said that she’s so “lucky in love.”

C’mon, have a heart. He’s famous too. Please put John Boy next to lonely Jen.

LMAO

I’m not jealous, but I must say that this is the killing blow for Mayer. He’s a good muscian, fabulous guitarist and he writes hooky songs. But this Aniston coupling cements his preference for insecure, not terribly bright, superficial, past their prime girls.

Oh Johnny boy, what did your mother and father teach YOU???

# 157 voe @ 11/14/2008 at 2:46 pm Jill,
What humors me most are these proud victims’ fancies of power such as “I wouldn’t want Jen to take Pitt back, he doesn’t deserve her”, “Pitt is looking at these pics and cry”, “Pitt regrets leaving classy Jen”, “it’s good riddance, Jen”, so on and so on.
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What humors me most is that the same people who were screaming “John is a douche” when he dumped her the first time, are now saying how great it is they are back together. What they are really saying is they are desperate to see her with somebody, anybody, and they don’t particulary care if Mayer is her paid gigolo or not, just so he sticks around. He’ll stick around until he finds a younger and prettier woman to leech off, and then off he will go. Then you will hear cries of “John is a douche” again.

I swear this aging has-been should just pack it in once and for all and give up. Her time has come and gone. Long gone.

For all you deluded people out there who think “Pitt is crying over these pictures”:

Brad is happier than he has ever been in his life. He has a beautiful, sexy, intelligent, loving partner who compliments him in ways Aniston never did or could. He couldn’t care less if Aniston marries Mayer, has quintuplets, flies to the moon or drowns in the Pacific Ocean. He doesn’t even know she exists any more.

kop a chicken @ 11/14/2008 at 4:27 pm

she’s looking pretty good here =]

JENNIFER ANISTON RUINS EVERYTHING
By Eric Rezsnyak

Season 3 of “30 Rock” really should be subtitled “The Coming of the Guest Stars.” Since the show’s return three weeks ago we’ve had Megan Mullally (granted, not a huge name, but an NBC favorite from her stint as Karen on “Will & Grace”), Oprah Winfrey (OPRAH!), and now Jennifer Aniston. Next week it’s Steve Martin, and Salma Hayek is reportedly coming in for a guest arc in the near future.

I have no objection to guest stars, and “30 Rock” in particular has used them well - until now. Jennifer Aniston’s spot last night was terrible, and the entire show felt off. It was like the actors - Tina Fey in particular - just weren’t into it. (Her energy was so low, I have to wonder if this was filmed while she was doing double-duty as Sarah Palin on “Saturday Night Live.”) Even the always-reliable Alec Baldwin seemed to be going through the motions. It was joyless, and the whole thing seemed like a LOT of work. I was exhausted just watching the thing.

Aniston played Liz and Jenna’s former Chicago roommate, a deranged sexpot that Liz correctly described as “full-on ‘Fatal Attraction.’” It sounds like a meaty, gonzo role, and I think Aniston probably did the best she could with it, but…Jennifer Aniston just isn’t a very good actress. I mean, I loved Rachel on “Friends.” She was my favorite character. And I think Aniston is largely pretty good in romantic comedies. But this role called for some over-the-top stuff, and Aniston played it so safe that, to me, it felt very forced. I never believed for a second that she was crazy. Annoying, yes. Possibly a little slow. But crazy? Not really.

I should confess that my personal feelings on Aniston probably colored my opinion somewhat. I just don’t get America’s continued fascination with the woman and her romantic life, or lack thereof. Consider that Aniston hasn’t had a hit movie in more than two years (”The Break-Up,” which was surprisingly successful) and instead has a string of duds to her name. She’s got a dog movie coming out for Christmas. A DOG MOVIE. And yet almost every week her face is splashed across 80 percent of the tabloids at the supermarket with a headline along the lines of “Jen’s pain” or something. She got dumped three years ago. And she’s STILL milking it in the newest Vogue. I can appreciate a bad-news buffet as much as the next schadenfruedic jackass, but enough is enough, lady.

Did they been “GoldenShower”?

poorpretentiousjen @ 11/14/2008 at 5:56 pm

look at her fake smile. :lol: her fans must be blind not to see what a phony attention seeker she is.

poor mayer..how much did she pay for him..escort??? so sad..and they think they look real..its all acting for aniston…*****

JA trying hard to pout her lips in oprah and pretending she’s very happy! hahahahaa, that girl is very funny!!!!

Love them,love them .
Jen I wish you the best,you deserve it

I’m Happy as long as Jen is. Its her life and she may do as she pleases.
She has a lot of great people around her fun loving beautiful and most of all classey.
You go girl have fun you and John are s hot together. I’m loving it..

Hey didn’t Challenging BOMB too . I do believe Brads did also, And they call themselves the best….

THE OLDER SHE GETS THE OLDER SHE LOOKS….PITY!

JOHN IS SO YOUNG….

Anyone who actually knows Jennifer Aniston and/or John Mayer raise a hand…..What? No one? Hm, interesting

Wow, I didn’t realize that all of you were such close friends of her to claim to know so much about her. I have never really understood the hatred and cruel remarks towards Jennifer Anniston , the one that was cheated on. Jolie may be gorgeous, and a great mother but that doesn’t change the fact that she stole another woman’s husband, period. In my book that’s just trashy and low. Yet there are no nasty comment s towards her. I guess it shows how low our society has sank, we revere the **** and attack the girl next door.

Vi,

Did you say “Yet there are no nasty comment s towards her” regarding Jolie after reading all the threads regarding Jolie here? If you did and still say the above then I have nothing to say to you except this “your opinion worth naught”. If you didn’t then I say this “only a fool would make a point without basis”.

But Oops, I am talking sense with one of the scorned-woman-whose-share-of-blame-in-the-collapse-of-her-marriage/relationship-is-only-2%-and-who-thinks-her-husband-is-an-object-that-can-be-stolen goddesses. And I overlooked the fact that you had read all the comments on this thread where there are many hateful remarks about Jolie posted before making your statement. Silly me, carry on with your victim-hood.

HA HA OLD AIRPLANE AND YOUNG PILOT . A COUGER SEDUCED A LITTLE BOY

CHINNIFER MANISTON IS SO HAPPY.BUT JOHN MAYER IS SO SCARY AND SHY TO BE WITH HIS OLDER SISTER.

Jen Lover paid

Un-even chopstick Jenifer Aniston and her young lover,

Star Jenifer Aniston was kidnap a little boy.

Ha ha ha Older women seduced young boy. She copy her best friends Courteney Cox and Demi Moore. That why all of them went through series of cosmetic surgeries. Tune up from head to toes to keep their baby boys,sex machines. Those ugly mustache make their baby boys look older to matched the *******.

she is an ugly mannish looking prune. t’s obviously a fake relationship, a prp stunt so that she can promote hew new movie that will bomb.

Rmember the fake relationship with Vince Vaugn and that douch model Paul? All three relationships are around a movie of hers that’s coming out.

she is so desparate and fake.

VI “Wow, I didn’t realize that all of you were such close friends of her to claim to know so much about her. I have never really understood the hatred and cruel remarks towards Jennifer Anniston , the one that was cheated on.”
You’re doing it to.

JOHN MAYER IS A BIG JOKE AND OBVIOUSLY JENNIFER IS ENJOYING EVERY MINUTE. JUST WAIT TILL THE **** HITS THE FAN.

Lillan - Comment 196 - @ 11/16/2008 at 3:42 am VI “Wow, I didn’t realize that all of you were such close friends of her to claim to know so much about her. I have never really understood the hatred and cruel remarks towards Jennifer Anniston , the one that was cheated on.”
You’re doing it to.

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Their comments are something you would hear in a playground; them being the “bullies” to hide the fact the need to put people down to feel better about their idols and themselves. They are the joke.

jen fan,

Hilarious! Your replying to comment#196 demonstrate your reading comprehension problem. Didn’t realize college student still have reading comprehension problem.

And why haven’t you told your peers here that they made comments “you would hear in a playground; them being the “bullies” to hide the fact the need to put people down to feel better about their idols and themselves. They are the joke.” too when they put down Jolie? Obviously, your idol is still in the play ground too, haven’t you realized?

Here we go again………..oh, you just have to love the jolie fans, so loyal to their girl that they trash Jen at any chance they get. It is so cute to read all the things they have to say. They are getting so tired of saying the same thing OVER & OVER. Aren’t they? Who knows, Who Cares!

Jen I am a fan but I did not watch 3rd Rock just to see you. I have never watched that show and figured there would be no point in me tuning in. But I am a Oprah watcher if someone I like is on so I made sure to set my DVR to record. Loved every minute of it! Your beauty within was shining! Way to go Jen!

voe @ 11/16/2008 at 12:28 pm jen fan,

Hilarious! Your replying to comment#196 demonstrate your reading comprehension problem. Didn’t realize college student still have reading comprehension problem.

And why haven’t you told your peers here that they made comments “you would hear in a playground; them being the “bullies” to hide the fact the need to put people down to feel better about their idols and themselves. They are the joke.” too when they put down Jolie? Obviously, your idol is still in the play ground too, haven’t you realized?

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My reading comprehension is just fine. I don’t have to post on your thread. I certainly know what type of person I am. Do you? Can’t for the life of you realize why jen fans swing back. Sooner or later you get tired of the “bully”, coming to Aniston threads, and “swing” back. You’re presence here is the problem. Quit always trying to start things and take a look at your behavioiur. As far as any Aniston fans going over to your thread, I disagree with that too. One day I hope all can exist without this tiring cr*ap. It is juvenille.

She's STILL in the news???? @ 11/16/2008 at 4:32 pm

She’s gotta have some good dirt on him to have him come crawling back to their “relationship”. *eyeroll* She’s already said in that interview with sell-out, er, I mean Oprah that he won’t be dumping her again so I wonder how long she’s got him on the hook for? Christmas? New Year?? Yeah, after New Years. She doesn’t want to look like a total loser and not have a date for New Years eve so I guess the press release of her being sadden to have to announce their breakup and requests for privacy should be after that.
And what the hay, she’ll still have the negatives so she can hook him again when she needs a self-esteem boost come V-day.

Oh yeah #201, you just must have a “date” for New Years or you are just a total Looser. LMAO! Are you serious?

jen fan,

My thread? I don’t have one. This territorial claim is juvenile. If you were not juvenile, why did you not correct “Vi” when she stated that there’s no hateful remarks about Jolie here and from your fellow fans? Even if you did what AJ’s fans would do by telling new fan that they have taken care of the haters by exposing JA would suffice to show support your statement to Lylian.

I only always started things when I saw ridiculousness. You choosing to ignore the false statement Vi made while quoting her is ridiculously juvenile. I can see why you idolize JA. What you did is not unlike the way she did on Oprah.

And your comprehension is not fine dear. You clearly did not understand my comments.

And you did not understand that Lillan was rebuking Vi.Or you ignored Lillan’s point just to make your point? If so, as I said, you are not unlike your idol.

very hot couple

Comment 205 - Voe - And you did not understand that Lillan was rebuking Vi.Or you ignored Lillan’s point just to make your point? If so, as I said, you are not unlike your idol.

Actually you are right, I did not see the last part of her post, Voe. Very sorry for that. I still believe that we can exist without all that hate. Hoping one day it will happen between the two fan bases.

jen fan,

It’s admirable of you to apologize. Peace.

Btw, no need to say sorry to me. I hope as you do, but really, if that happens, JJ will lose most of his money making hits. ;)

I am glad you feel that way. If JJ misses their money making hits, too bad for them, they have probably made more off of them than anyone. They can pick on someone else. LOL

Angelina Jolie was in love with B. Pitt because J. maniston wasn’t dealing with Brad as full family functioned wife. Brad wished family componant but J. maniston ignored which same as broken and dysfunctional marriage; J. aniston didn’t want to ruin her tummy & figure by pregnant and child wasn’t worth to j. aniston. I’d say in this case Jolie didn’t cheat married man. Brad reached 40yrs old with 7yrs marriage didn’t produce children was deepest problem and critical to Brad which useless marriage relationship. therefore Brad and Jolie needed reconstruct their life to save three of their wishing. Brad wasted dysfunctional and unhappy marriage j. Maniston who refused the element of family producing child. I honor jolie-pitt family J. aniston got away with what she wishes for career and as blessing.keep her body not ruining by having children. J. maniston ignored what element of family and her duty, but she was too selfish to pursue only her career and her money; J. aniston “amicably/no rough” ended paper marriage.

TO RIEN,

I’m just checking in,to see if you are around. I sure MISS YOU! I miss
our conversations about Jen, about Greek food and anything you want to talk about.

Before I check out every night, I always listen to John Mayer’s video of
“Gravity”,that you dedicated to me.

I hope you are well and that I hear from you,dear!

I’m impressed! Apparently zillions of people across the planet know Jennifer, Angelina, and Brad PERSONALLY and thus can comment truthfully on everything they do, say, believe, and think!

I had NOOOOOOOOO idea that I was out of the loop, so I’ll try to put my two cents in now…

I have no idea what caused the breakup of Jen and Brad’s marriage. I have no idea if Angelina is a mentally unbalance homewrecker. I have no idea if Brad dumped Jen or Jen dumped him. I have no idea if Billy Bob Thornton wanted a 3-some with Jen and Angelina. I have no idea if Jen wants to date 200 men and get an STD by next week. I have no idea if any of these people are nice, are jerks, are liars, or are just trying to date people they like.

I HAVE NO IDEA!!! AND NEITHER DO ANY OF YOU!!!!!!!!!

I’m impressed! Apparently zillions of people across the planet know Jennifer, Angelina, and Brad PERSONALLY and thus can comment truthfully on everything they do, say, believe, and think!

I had NOOOOOOOOO idea that I was out of the loop, so I’ll try to put my two cents in now…

I have no idea what caused the breakup of Jen and Brad’s marriage. I have no idea if Angelina is a mentally unbalance homewrecker. I have no idea if Jen is a nice person or a scorned woman or both. I have no idea if Brad dumped Jen or Jen dumped him. I have no idea if Billy Bob Thornton wanted a 3-some with Jen and Angelina. I have no idea if Jen wants to date 200 men and get an STD by next week. I have no idea if any of these people are nice, are jerks, are liars, or are just trying to date people they like. Most of all I have no idea if any of these people are getting really fed up with a 3-year old divorce story being splashed on front pages of 90 million websites every day all based on nothing but speculation, guessing, gossip, and assumptions about all of them and what’s on their minds this morning or next week.

Body language — Jennifer appears to be a normal person who goes out on dates with men because she’s single! Angelina appears to be a person who now has six children and does stuff with them! Brad appears to be a guy!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE PEOPLE THINK, WANT, HOPE FOR, PLAN, SAY TO FRIENDS, SAY TO THEIR DATES, WRITE IN THEIR EMAILS, OR EAT FOR BREAKFAST ON ALTERNATE WEDNESDAYS! AND NEITHER DO ANY OF YOU!!!!!!

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