Miranda Kerr’s Got A White Hot Bikini

Karolina is fat.
Doutzen Kroes looks AMAZING.

I talked to a great energy tree today to try to get some wisdom about how to be my beautiful self and to live my life just like Miranda Kerr does.

I was surprised when it spoke to me because I’ve always wondered what trees would say if they could talk and what do you know this one did. Maybe I can find a castle with a real prince charming too if I concentrate hard enough. Back to my tree. Yes it did talk to me and you know what it told me? One word

dilligaf .

I’m not sure what that means, maybe it’s a german or a greek word? Maybe someone else knows?

Almost forgot the super duper energy tree also seemed to say in a whisper to me. ‘Shippers get a life shippers get a life shippers get a life’. I thought to myself after standing on my head in a white bikini for a bit to clear my brain well what a silly thing for a tree to say . Those shippers have got a life, it’s water off a duck’s back to them, comes with the territory, that kind of thing.

Maybe the tree should have told them to all become tomboys, climb trees, ride motorbikes, get out and about in that fresh clean country air, inspire young women, that kind of thing but whatever they do best not play with barbie dolls because I’ve heard barbie dolls are the spawn of all evil.

Wouldn’t it be truly sad if their lives were just pale imitations or copycat versions of other people’s lives? I think that might just be. Enough of this banter I’m off for my daily constitutional walk with Legolas as my guide. He’s such a hot fleet footed not quite so saggy assed elf even if he’s so like really old :)

@uc$!!! Miranda’s body is incredible.
\Mary Jane you are a #ickhead

IZABEL GOULART is the most prettiest to me!

U guys r HATERS, Miranda looks just as good as the other models your only bad mouthing her because she is engaged to Orlando and your not ,get over your self.

aahhhhlovemriadna

Dout-Zen, Doutzen’s lips are REAL. If you had followed her high fashion career since the beginning, then you’d know that. I’m not sure how many times the 2 Miranda Kerr supporters can post about the [lack of] “hotness” of the big-headed, underweight twat, but you WON’T change any minds.

Adriana Lima has ALWAYS been the #1. She’s the only one who stands out for all the RIGHT reasons. Karolina has let herself go. Alessandra looks good for someone who just had a baby, but you can see the pouch on her stomach. Doutzen and Adriana have always been my favourites.

ALL I KNOW IS MARY JANE IS A @UCKING #ICKHEAD

What’s the story with KK’s bellybutton?
OMG Miranda has the hottest body I have ever seen!!

There were baby pictures of Doutzen online a few months back, she had lips like these back then, and although I agree with whoever said lip injections have been around for awhile, I doubt her mom gave her any in the cradle, so I assume it’s real.

I had my last dance with Mary Jane. ;) Tom Petty rulez!

I guess Kerr’s family is going to the show, that is if Randa May lets them out of the locked room with the computers in it, that she has them chained to. Maybe they have to meet a quota of posts of her everywhere on the net before they get fed, a bathroom break, and then set free. She is just a hoot, the way she has all these online friends and family trying to make it looks as though somebody likes her.

I just love your orginality, everyone who has randa’s number are sad and jealous, and need to grow up. You are so pathetic, it almost, almost I say makes me feel sorry for you. Honey you need to find better role models.