OlderSat, 15 November 2008 at 11:17 am
Gwyneth Paltrow is Fontainebleau Fierce
Gwyneth Paltrow parties with her celebrity pal Madonna’s reported new beau Alex Rodriguez, aka A-Rod, at the Fontainebleau Grand Opening Party in Miami Beach, Florida on Friday night.
The 36-year-old actress stepped out in a strapless white Stella McCartney mini and dark brown leather ankle-strap Ferragamo platform sandals with shiny bronze metal detail on the back.
The event rolled out its red carpet for the highly anticipated unveiling of its $1 billion dollar reinvention and expansion. The Fontainebleau was once playground to Elvis, Sinatra and the Rat Pack! For reservations, visit Fontainebleau.com.
10+ pictures inside of Fontainebleau fierce Gwyneth Paltrow…
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That dress accentuates her saggy t*ts!
YECH!!!
2 words…NOT FLATTERING!!
My goodness! That is the most ill-fitting dress. Even worse than her pink Oscar gown.
EEEEEEEEEKKKKKK those boobs and that dress what a lethal combination!If she still friends with Madonna goes to shos she has no class either.Madonna is a home wrecking *****
this is not a dress for someone so flat chested
the dress is too short. she looks silly.
I don’t mind the length, but I wish she wouldn’t wear white. It’s an unflattering colour for her.
..what’s wrong with her chest.
TRANNY ALERT
Nice legs but that doesn’t make a tunic length top a dress.
Gwen does everything that Madonna does.
I guarantee in a few months Gwen and Chris Martin are going to announce their divorce. Notice Gwen s out more and more..when do you ever see her with Chris Martin. Gwen is tired of isolating herself in London. She’s out to be seen and no matter how ridiculous her outfits the point is to be photographed by papas and seen as Madonna’s bosom buddy.
Imagine her on the Ironman sequel set with Robert Downey Jr…who is pals with Guy Ritchie and she is pals with Madonna…there are no coincidences in Hollywood!
I’m way more taken aback by her face. She USED to have wrinkles on her forehead. Now it hard moves. WTF?
…what’s wrong with her chest.
I think it’s a bit much. Gwyneth’s too elegant to pull off borderline ****** outfits, if that makes any sense!
@1 4 - her ****s caved in.
She has a beautiful body. She needs to stop overbleaching her hair. It makes her look so much older than 36. She looks like one of those middle aged socialites trying to be 21.
She’s trying to hard to look young. She should try more age appropriate.
She looks great and youtful in this dress, love it.
That is an AWFUL dress on her….it’s too short on top and on the bottom! When will some women realize that MORE is more flattering?
Also, the shoes don’t go with it at all.
Sorry, Gwyneth…
Ok, so when did Gwyneth Paltrow start going to the opening of an envelope?
still UGLY!
SHE SHOULD POP THAT HIDEOUS ZIT ON HER FOREHEAD.
Gwyneth’s trying way too hard. Next she’ll be going to The Ivy.
hmmm…I’m really beginning to think her choices are more strategic than stylish. She knows teeny dresses like this one will land her on the blogs and newspapers.
Her hair looks awful; it’s a shorter version of her previous flat-ironed hippie do. She needs a bit more support on top. I’m surprised her boobies didn’t flop out.
paging Taylor Momsen…
What the hell is up with her face? Looks like someone’s been abusing the botox.
Her legs look great but she has knobby knees.
i think she looks great and what’s wrong with being fLat chested?? i’m as flat chested as gwyn and i’d definitly wear this ……
one word FIERCE
YOU GO GWYN
Neck down: HOT!
Neck up: DUDE in a wig!
Something’s wrong with the cut of her dress…the bust makes her breasts look saggy when they aren’t.
wtf,??
she used to have more boops
i remember her topless in shakspeare in love she definitely had more boops
Her boobs are sagging.. where is her bloody husband.
She never seeems to be out with him. Mind you no wonder the guy is a twat.. and Bono wannabee..
She aint much better.. she gives me the impression of dullness.
She looks like a hag! Old and wrinkly in the face, saggy loose looking body, and her hair never changes, it’s always straight as a stick and brown roots shinning.
She’s so NOT chic it’s pathetic, yet it’s funny because she’s thinks she’s so hot. Her hot days were over when she cheated on Brad Pitt. Now she’s with a guy who’s uglier than ugly, has unattractive kids, and her career is all but over. All she can do is hang around A listers to make herself seem important. PATHETIC.
Just look at her face people!!! Is that a star??? HELL to the NO! Her face looks worse than the waitress that served me last night at Red Lobster, and what does that say?
look at her looking like an *******.
Her shoes are so tall it’s got her tip toing and it almost looks like she’s getting ready to take a big, fat, brown, dump on the floor.
Sorry guys, call um like I see um!
i used to think she was has beautiful face but not anymore, probably she’s like one of those women whose beauty passes by with age unlike some lucky ones who becomes more beautiful with age. i still like her, though.
She likes Black guys on the sly. (another way she’s just like Madonna)
I know for a fact that she’s been with 2 black guys while she was married. My husband is the CEO of a high end hotel just outside of New York, and they tell him of all the celebs that come in “just for a few hours” if you know what I mean.
At first we thought they were her body gaurds, but then they would leave before anyone else showed up and they would be in the room with her the whole time (as per the cameras revealed). That’s when we knew she was a closet black eyed pea lover. It’s cool though, she just shouldn’t try to hide it when cameras are rolling.
this is where the victoria’s secret fashion show will be held..
MYKIE
we don’t give a **** about your life you sound pathetic and desperate sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Who dresses this woman ???????? Does she look in the mirror ???
Put a bra on and stuff it.
Wow . . .not a flattering dress.
Desperate much?
the dress is not bad but it doesnt suit her ….this reminds me of somethin that LC would wear.
#40 - “We?” Speak for yourself. I thought what Mykie said has an odd ring of truth to it, actually.
This dress when worn correctly might be striking, worn three inches below the bust without proper support is a train wreck!
The dress was not properly fitted and was shortened as to mar the original lines. (can we say double-sided tape)
Once again, Ms. Paltow’s slouchy posture and oddly rehearsed pigeon toed stance only accentuates the negative.
A white strapless mini in November with black sandals doesn’t require comment.
Inexplicable choices. I’m speechless. Ms. Paltrow has entered the circle of the few who believe they are fashion icons, but are mistaken.
What smug pride in her face.
Wow
Skinny, dumb, saggy, and bizarrely proud of getting dressed every morning.
Her poor husband.
I’d throw her back. No thanks.
What smug pride in her face.
Wow
Skinny, dumb, saggy, and bizarrely proud of getting dressed every morning.
Her poor husband.
I’d throw her back. No thanks.
Hasn’t she stocked a bunch of LBDs?
Any of them would compliment her better than this piece of white rag.
Oh!
Maybe she wants to talk about her collection of Little White dresses in her next issue of what’s the name newsletter?
Paltrow’s legs are still rocking, she looks awesome in minis, but she is wearing an ugly dress which doesn’t complement her body.
WHY WHEN MADONNA DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH A-ROD…NEVER DID.. WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING HIM THAT…
GEE JUST LIKE DEREK JETER IS CHRISTIE BRINKLEY NEW BEAU..
WHY NOT THEY CAN DO THE SAME THING NEVER BE SEEN TOGETHER ANY WHERE .. HAVE A SOURCE ANNOUNCE EVERY
NOW AND THAN THAT THEY WERE SEEN AT A RESTUARANT ETC..
JUST LIKE MADONNA …IT WOULD BE FUN…TO CALL
DEREK JETER CHRISTIE BRINKLEY NEW GUY
# 40 STFU (i’amnotblind)
You’re the one sounding desparate and pathetic. AT least mykie gave us what we came here for, MORE JUICY GOSSIP, all you can do is waste our time! I can imagine what you’re doing…sitting at your computer reading over gossip and flicking your sticky boogers all over your mom’s carpet. (BLECH)
Stay off this blog if you can’t add something to it besides your obvious lack of humor and intelligence!
Thanks Mykie! I’m like the other poster, I kinda have thought that about her for a while.
GEE WHY NOT SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT MADONNA SHE IS AN
OLD HAG THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY.. UGLY TOO.. MADONNA SHOULD ACT HER OWN AGE… AND STOP HER TOURS LIKE SHE
WAS WHEN SHE WAS TWENTY.. GWYNETH IS NOT BAD IN ANYWAY
AND STAY OFF THE COMMENTS IF YOU DON’T LIKE HER.. IT IS ALWAYS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUN OF HER. WHEN
MADONNA IS THE OLD HAG ..WHO NEEDS TO SINGLE MOTHER…
# 54 - This isn’t a fan site. We’re all entitled to post whether we like Gwyneth or not. Agree about Madonna, but this isn’t a post about Madonna so why would people mention her here?
Gwyneth really needs to find a new stylist or start taking wearing some of her GOOP dresses. Anything would be better than this catastrophe.
I disagree, #54. Stay off the comments if you DO like her. Who wants to read the tedious, mind numbing mushy blurb of celebrity fans? Critical posts are, on the whole, far more interesting and entertaining.
That’s not a very good fit for her tits…really I thought she had better judgment!!!
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hahaha. fug city. and ugh that chest, that posture. has she ever heard of an underwire bra, a pushup - dear God, put those saggy things away — yeesh, that’s a man baby. What’s with these grown asss’d women doing that little girl toes turned in pose on red carpets. It’s so stupid. don’t they know how to pose and show off a dress, one leg forward, the other behind, like a plie. see Charlize, see Angelina. I think when you see posture like this, it’s indicative of someone who is not ready to be the age they are. Grow up gywn, you’re almost 40, not 14.
TIM GUNN @ 11/15/2008 at 1:14 pm This dress when worn correctly might be striking, worn three inches below the bust without proper support is a train wreck!
The dress was not properly fitted and was shortened as to mar the original lines. (can we say double-sided tape)
Once again, Ms. Paltow’s slouchy posture and oddly rehearsed pigeon toed stance only accentuates the negative.
A white strapless mini in November with black sandals doesn’t require comment.
Inexplicable choices. I’m speechless. Ms. Paltrow has entered the circle of the few who believe they are fashion icons, but are mistaken.
_______________
damn Tim Gunn, we are sharing the same brain this afternoon. LOL
54- “IT IS ALWAYS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUN OF HER. ”
Actually, i’m new to the Gwyneth mocking contingent of Just Jared. I usually spend my time laughing at Tom Cruise and the 2 beard’s (’Big Beard’ and ‘Baby Beard’) in his life.
Why isn’t asking where her husband is?
Why isn’t anyone asking why she’s not home with her kids?
Why isn’t anyone wondering why she is out the guy her friend is having an affair with?
All I see everyone talking about is her dress. If this was Angie or Brad, y’all will be shouting holy nurder, claiming they are breaking up because they aren’t together. You will call them evil for partying with a “homewrecker” and say they don’t care for their kids.
Y’all are hypocrites on the highest order.
Free Pass @ 11/15/2008 at 2:02 pm Why isn’t asking where her husband is?
Why isn’t anyone asking why she’s not home with her kids?
Why isn’t anyone wondering why she is out the guy her friend is having an affair with?
All I see everyone talking about is her dress. If this was Angie or Brad, y’all will be shouting holy nurder, claiming they are breaking up because they aren’t together. You will call them evil for partying with a “homewrecker” and say they don’t care for their kids.
Y’all are hypocrites on the highest order.
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Free pass. That only applies to Brad and Angelina. People care about her, Brad Pitt, their relationship and family - that is why they are under the microscope constantly, and on magazines, rags and talks shows with people speculating about their lives — it’s off-the-chart ridiculous how if Brad climbs off Angelina for one second to take a whizz, or lets her get thru a 9 month period without getting knocked up — people will accuse him of ‘STORMING OUT!!’ or her “Taking the KIDS & Walking Out!!!!!”
Fishyth Paltrow can spend a couple months on the road in Spain, no kids and no husband to be found - and there’s dead silence. The husband can tour the planet for a year sans Fishyth, and no one says a peep. Why? Well, because no one really cares about Fishyth and her lame husband. She could hold a press conference tomorrow and announce that they had an open relationship and that she borrowed A-rod 2 days out of the week from Madonna - and no one would care.
LOL
Once you leave Pitt it’s over, interest that is…why do you think Aniston is hanging on to the Jolie Pitt coattails for dear life, acting like she’s the orphan child they cruelly left on the beach in Malibu to fend for herself. Hahahaha. That b*tch will be on the cover of AARP (in a few years :-P ), whining about Jolie & Pitt, watch. :lol:
Its all wrong.
JENNIFER ANISTON IS NOT HANGING ON TO THE COAT TAILS OF
HER EX HUSBAND … MADONNA IS TRYING TO HANG ON TO HER
YOUTH BE MAKING UP A FAKE RELATIONSHIP…SINCE WE ARE
INTO NASTY REMARKS. GWYNETH LEARNED FROM THE BEST
MADONNA..!! WHO NOT ONLY LIKES TO LOOK LIKE A MAN BUT
DOESN’T DRESS LIKE SHE IS 50 YEARS OLD…
um, not a good look.
Yuck!
Her dress looks like it’s falling off her. It makes it painfully obvious just how small her breasts are. NOT sexy!
where is her husband and children …………………in england………….all b rad’s x’s ……are missing that good hunk of a man……………..wishing they were angie and trying to be relevent………….ahhhhh poor little things………oh well poeetic justice………cheat and take for granted brad and never really be happy
ummm…the dress does not flatter her upper body. Too many bones plus the fried eggs.
She would look very pretty in something different.
It looks like her dress is about to fall off. She really needs to pull it up or get a better fit next time… lest she has a malfunction.
Everything you are saying about Gwyneth Paltrow is the same with
the woman that A rod is dating… Why do you say that about her kids..
No one will every see Chris Martin with her…Nobody wants to be
Angie…The old hag Madonna needs to put a leash on her boyfriend..
Who by the way ,,, They are at a party together.. and if you are not
having an affair with someone.. this is it
she always looks ridiculous and she has some of the worst legs in hollywood
Whoa, that top is major unattractive. Whether you are flat-chested or busty the dress should look as tho it will stay up. This looks like it is in imminent danger of falling off her boobs.
T*ts - saggy and deflated looking.
Hips - puffy, bloated looking mess. No waist.
And the shortness of the dress coupled with her height gives the peculiar appearance of being shrunken/squat and elongated/lanky both at the same time!? Weird. It’s like she has defied the laws of physics in order to present to us this disturbing, paradoxical mess.
Her boobs are awful.
Emperors New Clothes Syndrome.
# 64 BECKY SMITH
Maniston is not HANGING ON THE COAT TAILS OF THE JP ??????
MUUUUUUAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAa- HAAA
That is why MEDIA making $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for …… DELUTIONAL …… like you !
her boobs look more like pecks
Without a stylist, Gwen Paltrow Martin has no inherent taste, unlike her mother and her husband.
True style is inherent-You don’t have to Try-it comes natural-you have an eye for it-I believe it’s a gene that we haven’t discovered that’s carried on the X chromosome-anyway-roots should not be showing-hair should be swept up off neck to give length to total body-wrap should be worn to de-emphasize breast size-bolder colors for her skin-golds, hot pinks-royal blues-at night-pastels in the day-hair color is all wrong-part in the middle-brings too much attention to forehead that seems to be in a coma-anyway-she looked great in iron man-jmo
what ever it is good or bad i have to say angie always copies her afew months ago she said i’m going to do less movie or get second roles so i would spend more time with my kids and not to be away from them too long now angie is saying that and also she always wears this type of close very short dresses and angie copied her again stop complaing if it ’s good enough for angie to copy her so it should be good enough for angie’s fans as well, i wonder why always angie’s fans are complaing from other actresses could it be jealousy , of course it is.
i meant to say this type of clothes
what ever it is good or bad i have to say angie always copies her afew months ago she said in opera i’m going to do less movies or get second roles so i would be spending more time with my kids and not to be away from them too long now angie is saying that and also she always wears this type of clothes very short dresses and angie copied her again stop complaining if it ’s good enough for angie to copy her so it should be good enough for angie’s fans as well, i wonder why always angie’s fans are complaining about other actresses could it be jealousy ? of course it is.
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Lots of actresses wear short dresses and say they’re taking time off for their kids. Gywn and Angie didn’t invent that. I doubt either is copying the other.
Gwyn is looking rough. That center part is very unflattering. She’s fit but her chest is too muscular to pull off the dress.
no one said it before except gwyneth and afew days ago i read angie is repeating gwyneth in her interview i can understand you are an angie ’s fan and you have to defend her but every notices these things don’t thing people don’t know these things no matter how much you want to deny it.
Gwen is starting to grouse me out. The fact is that she is overly trying too hard. And she is starting to imitate Madonna with the dark hair roots. ugh, go home lady…
Someone needs some push ups, for sure! I wondered why we never saw her roots before, but as someone said, she’s channeling Lady Madonna, and letting them show.
I will say it again, in your younger days, I thought she was absolutely beautiful and classy. Can’t say the same thing now. She looks like she is trying to dress younger (save that for Blake Lively, dear Gwyn)…
The true sign of class is when a woman (or man) knows what to cover up…..I expected more from her and thought we’d watch her grow into her age gracefully. Now, I just expect her to look rather riduculous.
Oh well, these are just observations about a woman who could buy me, my house, and maybe even my kids…..
not a good fit at all. love the shoes but the dress does not flatter her at all. too short and baggy at the top.
I know that Madonna and A-Rod ARE together. I don’t think that anything happened when she was still with Guy though. Not sure she’s all into him, or about exclusivity; she’s very close to someone she tours with now, and they “spend time” together.
She’s also in touch with one of her Ex’s - nothing physical happened there, yet. Just some heavy flirtation. Can’t say who he is at this point… Just can say that they go way back.
Did she seriously not look in the mirror before she left the house? Very unflattering dress.
The dress doesn’t make her boobs look small and saggy, her breast ARE small and saggy, no matter what she wears.
Clearly she’s dipping into the botox well but her skin has always been nasty and spotty.
Career is done, she has nothing going for her anymore.
Why is it the more money they have, the more hideous they look??
OMG she looks so ugly. She is not aging well. She reminds me of Jennifer Aniston old ugly behind. These aging women in Hollywood need to retire. Like the other poster said next she will be running through the Ivy after alerting photogs.
Like everyone else….UGH !!!!!!!!!!!!.. Her dress is about as terrible as Becki Newton’s who came to the same gala affair..( see thread above this one )……..Her hair is starting to really look over bleached…I hate those dark roots also….she is even standing and posing odd…Maybe Paltrow is feeling a little uncomfortable herself with her choice !!!
I like Gwen, and I like the dress alot-but the tan line, and the fact that she doesnt have the boobage neccessary for this job is not cool.
Her body is still fantastic, and apart from the tan line, and boob thing she looks good.
Gwyneth looks good…..she always looks best when she looks sexiest!….Like all women…..
Wow! Gwyn really got butch looking . It doesn’t look like Gwyneth Paltrow. It looks like a male impersonator.
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