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Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt opens up to Oprah about partner Angelina Jolie and their six kids.

On how fatherhood has changed him: “[I'm] tough as nails. I’m impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can’t get me. You cannot break me down.”

On quick outings being a thing of the past: “We don’t go to the mall. It’s like a half-an-hour just to get everyone buckled in and make sure they’ve got their snacks, and Z.Z. [Zahara, 3] has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky. Angie’s militant about it. She’s right on top of it. Thank God, because I’m always forgetting something.”

On 2½-year-old daughter Shiloh’s Peter Pan obsession: “She only wants to be called John. John or Peter. So it’s a Peter Pan thing. So we’ve got to call her John. ‘Shi, do you want …’ – ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!’ So, you know, it’s just that kind of stuff

Watch Brad’s interview tomorrow on Oprah! The Curious Case of Benjamin Button costar Cate Blanchett will also be on the show. A preview of the show is on YouTube.

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Painful to make out with Aniston………Baldwin…..Ron Howard, Angie is Authentic 100%, 30 Rock a flop with her guest shot, Oprah ratings down during her ‘visit’…..Brad hanging onto Angie protectively in London…..Angie a Billion Dollar Babe……Peeboy dissed on Fox, Vogue issue a controversy……..Management straight to DVD….

Ain’t Karma a beetch……….and its only just begun………can’t wait to see what’s next ……….hopefully it will be a goodie that will drive her into seclusion and we don’t have to see her puss on another rag for eternity….or watch her fame wh…ring or listen to her arrogant and coarse put-downs and endless lies.

SACHA @ 11/18/2008 at 6:43 pm

Why can’t Angie talk about her family, her love of Brad? it’s almost 4 yrs, X is the past the marriage was like 100 yrs. ago, ( as your buddy told O) beside, ,what ’s the fuss, it public knowledge and not a seceret ,they met and fall in love at MMS, but fall in love is not equal to having sex . Angie was just being honest .

. You either had a dementia or amnesia, your idol never stop talking about her personal life , her lover, her love life, during her marraige with Brad. and post divorce.

sorry for the rambling……..

# 224 groundcontrol

She has had face work. Her cheeks are too puffy and her eyes look all squinty as a consequence. Well, I guess this is some change. Chipmunk cheeks, squinty eye change. See and you all thought she could never change.
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Yes, just bleach back her hair to dark color adding to her new large , moon face and she look like a typical matronly old Korean woman.

GOOD VICTORIA @ 11/18/2008 at 8:21 pm

TO ‘ HE’S LOVELY “, NUMBER # 58….Why should CLINIQUA “, WORRY about whether ( or sorry ) Brad’s facial hair is shaved off ?…I don’t think she worries about it one way or another….She was just stating WHY Brad HAD facial hair…and I love her posts !!!!
” GOOD POST ALSO DANCER “….I have NEVER seen more people get riled up over the ” Brad, Angie and Jennifer”, soap opera….It is ALMOST as bad as the Cruise family…..And I’m glad that Zahara has a blanket ( which is normal ), and Shiloh has a ” silky “…..Everyone picks on precious Suri Cruise for her blanket, which is ridiculous….Even little Cruz Beckham has a transformer blanket which he travels with…www.deceiver .com ( few months ago )!!…
AND, to the poster who stated that Brad ” was all Zahara “, last time, and now he is ” all about Shiloh “….That is stupid !!!….He loves ALL his children just the same, that is obvious..Sometimes one child is more ” out in the open ” more than the others, at different times..It is normal to brag on each on each of them with different people….Angie and Brad make wonderful parents…Let them be !!!

# 176 wtf @ 11/18/2008 at 6:07 pm Im not a fan of any of these idiot ridiclous teams with both of their f*cking celebrities on it, but do you guys release how much chilidish and immature you are at least ? how old are you seriously, i find the disney fans more mature than you, which is the point of this fight ?? these celebrities are living their lifes right now that don’t even know or heard about you for god sake, and you are here spending your energy wow., since whene this sh!t will stop already f*ck, and the most hilarious is one of theme claimed to have families …that so scary i feel sorry for their kids.
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Um, no offense, but why are you getting on OUR cases? Hmmm? Because there’s a TV sh*t-com HACK, who’s a 110 millionaire - a mansion living, malibu beach house having, BORE who, though she can buy and sell you and everything you love - even SHE can’t RESIST making ‘ANGELINA JOLIE,’ the CENTER of HER UNIVERSE.

Yet you want to pick on everyday people on a blog for doing it?

Here’s an idea….run along to a Maniston thread, and lay into her with all of the nasty snark you’re reserving for those of us who are NOT TV millionares, and can’t ring up the car service and fly off to Joe Francis Girls Gone Wild Compound with the paid for maybe gaybe popstar gigolos our PR agency CAA bought us.

Give us a break…let some of us, put our kids to bed, pop some popcorn and watch and laugh and laugh and watch, the scary mortifying TRAINWRECK that is Maniston, in peace!

Thanks! :-D

piper, with a low @ 11/18/2008 at 8:29 pm

# 213 Jill @ 11/18/2008 at 7:38 pm
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These days, it’s hard to tell if Baldwin’s joking or being serious; nevertheless, I am LMAO!! I wouldn’t be surprised if Baldwin will ’suddenly’ feel compelled to clarify what he meant. :roll:

At any rate, I saw the Brad clips on the entertainment shows. The Shiloh/John story and her abrupt refusal of orange juice had me laughing. Brad nailed the tone of a 2 year old; the lack of volume control, the over the top intensity over a minute thing; and probably, the facial expressions too.

The Boot b*tches really like to stir up $h*t, don’t they? They forego detailing this anecdote and went for the awkwardness. Tomorrow, we will see how things went down instead of depending on those c*nts for ‘the truth’.

Jill, I just read the samething on the Huffington Post and was getting ready to post it also. I ready it twice to see if he were kidding. I surmised that he wasn’t. No laugh marks indicated. Didn’t PT say that AB wasn’t too fond of x and thought Brad had let her off too easily?
Peace

Why are you people talking about Jen on this thread?! Get a life! She has nothing to do with Brad and she’s not obsessed about him, you losers are. Why don’t you just keep the subject on the FAKE “perfect ” life that Brad and that wax figure have!!

Observer2 @ 11/18/2008 at 8:51 pm

Did Jared do some name flipping and the troll went running for the hills.

I just love it when Jared gets all flippy on their a. s.s.e.s.

Camille you ignorant ****!!! Umm maybe because jenho was just on oprah and couldn’t stop talking about B&A. Also brought up Angie in a magazine interview and said she went out and bought a magazine with Angie’s interview and read it. UMMMM. Dumbass who’s obsessed with who??? And Brad and Angie do have the perfect life- and what are you doing on here if you don’t like them LOSER???
camille= LOSER!!!!

What time does Oprah come on? What channel?

Oh, Camille……so trite you are my poor dear. “She has nothing to do with Brad……..uh, huh, why the fcuk don’t you remind her of that so she can stop her fame wh….oring in his and Angie’s name?????

Do you really think, you twat, that Brad is dropping her D list name so he can get media attention…………idiot.

The ‘Fake’ life………surely you jest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you read Ron Howards remarks today and Baldwins…….d’ya just think perhaps the ‘real’ talent in HW is fed up with that b…tch you are so gallantly defending????

They are starting to roast her ass like a pig on a spit……they know she is a no talent and they admire their ‘peers’ like Brad and Angie and they are going to defend this most beautiful couple in the world …you can only wish, you tool, that they were wax figures. But you sorry azz is going to have to watch their personal and professinal glory for decades to come. Now eat that, b…tch.

camille- Angie can talk about her man and her family all she wants-he is her man! Not jenho- Angie’s. Ignorant ****- and loser.

Just like I called it, you are mentally disturbed!!!

Observer2 @ 11/18/2008 at 9:10 pm

Camille @ 11/18/2008 at 9:05 pm
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Don’t let the door hit you in the butt on the way out.

Camille @ 11/18/2008 at 8:35 pm

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As bdj would say it
YOU’ RE MENTALLY ILL, YOU NEED HELP :-)

vickifromtexas @ 11/18/2008 at 9:13 pm

i can’t wait to see the whole interview.

Camille:

Honey chile……listen up. Angie talks about loving things like children and partner love and humanitarian needs.

X talk **** about Angie. Period. Plays victim when she was the undoing in her own marriage. She lays blame that is unfair to get sympathy.

That is the difference. It aint’ about ruminating over some ‘wonderful’ event in your past or some sassy repartee or family ancedotes.

Her only family anecdote is her mother is a ‘disease’…doesn’t have kids….and I could wax on forever……..but it has all been said. It’s like you dropped outa the sky.

Angelina: “100% Authentic & True”

Angelina Jolie may be the hottest actress around, but she doesn’t let the fawning inflate her ego — so says Oscar-winner Ron Howard, who produced her crime drama Changeling.

“As powerful and glamorous a person as she is, she was 100% authentic and true,” he tells OK! at the premiere of his new film, Frost/Nixon, premiere at NYC’s Ziegfeld Theatre on Monday. “She’s great.”
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LOL, I can’t believe they bothered the Ron Howard on his red carpet premiere with questions about Angelina.

vickifromtexas @ 11/18/2008 at 9:18 pm

hello back to dina#1 and ebmo. hugs to you both and ebmo, i hope you feel better soon. hello to neleh, jill, pt, anoble, irma, thelookoflove, felinelilly, anustin, dianad, andromeda, bdj, guli,yes, alia, senior, soopx, and everyone else.

camille, I’m not on a site of someone I don’t like. Like you’ve never been on a JP site before!!! Please!!!! Who’s mentally disturbed??? UHHH I believe you - now take your fat ass on out of her and go post on your little idols post because I’m sure you were NOT going to say anything nice about Shiloh like you claimed you were. So honey if I”m a loser than you are an even bigger one, I like the JP’s

I’m happy that Angelina still puts that sparkle in Brads eyes. He’s never looked more in love than he does with his beautiful family. I don’t care about his past, it’s just that his past. I’m focusing on his future with Angelina and his children. Brad is entitled to share his love of family with others as he’s a very proud father and Angelina is his world. I don’t care if some people can’t seem to like him, just more for me to like.

QUESTION:
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL JOHN THE URINATORY OR PEEBOY?

ITS FUNNY BUT I JUST REALIZED THAT I DONT KNOW WHY?

WHATS THE HISTORY? LOL!

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