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Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt opens up to Oprah about partner Angelina Jolie and their six kids.

On how fatherhood has changed him: “[I'm] tough as nails. I’m impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can’t get me. You cannot break me down.”

On quick outings being a thing of the past: “We don’t go to the mall. It’s like a half-an-hour just to get everyone buckled in and make sure they’ve got their snacks, and Z.Z. [Zahara, 3] has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky. Angie’s militant about it. She’s right on top of it. Thank God, because I’m always forgetting something.”

On 2½-year-old daughter Shiloh’s Peter Pan obsession: “She only wants to be called John. John or Peter. So it’s a Peter Pan thing. So we’ve got to call her John. ‘Shi, do you want …’ – ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!’ So, you know, it’s just that kind of stuff

Watch Brad’s interview tomorrow on Oprah! The Curious Case of Benjamin Button costar Cate Blanchett will also be on the show. A preview of the show is on YouTube.

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To the psychopatic freak of CLINQUA , just beacuse we didn’t find a mustashe on him that appealing just because we are not getting too wet over this haggar look as you[the despertaed psycho without life), doesn’t mean we are haters for god sake , get it you deperated obsessed freak without life ??? i pity you.

CLINIQUA @ 11/18/2008 at 3:09 pm

Oprah made HER interview ALL ABOUT ANGELINA & BRAD…yet Oprah never ONCE asks Brad about Maniston

LOL yes O asked full questions about Brad, Angelina and the kids. But did quick fire questions about X’s new life w/ peeboy(yawn)

Nicole Richie’s new BFF - shallow, mostly cares about herself, her looks and pretends to care about charity - no I not talking about Paris. I’m talking about Aniston.

“Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit….THUS he is Impervious to Jennifer Aniston.” - Defamer

Ahahahahahahaha!!! ROFLMAO!! :-D

just saying @ 11/18/2008 at 3:23 pm

He’s turned out to be a great dad. It’s Jennifer’s loss. She should have made him a dad while she was married to him. I think she realizes that now and probably regrets it.

# 8 stefanie @ 11/18/2008 at 2:37 pm Wonder what her buddy, Jennifer Ainston, felt about this interview.

And more important, notice Angie didn’t show up? *s*
++++++++++++++++++
1. Brad was there to promote a movie. Thats why his co-star was there.

2. Who the He!! cares WHAT X thought? Just because she cannot move past her “victim” image doesn’t mean everyone else is prepared to hold her hand all the way to her old age/adult diaper phase.

X is always reporting how happy she is, how she has a positive outlook on life, her wonderful goddess circle, her exciting new movies (it is to laugh) and how smartwater enemas have changed her life….yet she NEVER misses an opportunity to make sure that she attaches herself like a leach to Brad Pitt.

She uses it to ALWAYS make sure no one hurts her feelings, critiques he acting skills, laughs at her constant cooch exposure.
Whine Whine Whine, “you can’t be mean to me because Brad and I split up.”

what she thinks about it was apparent in her latest bid for attention…..front cover of Vogue, drag Angelina’s name into what was supposed to be her cover shoot.

Not impressed by JA @ 11/18/2008 at 3:25 pm

I wonder what those young celebrities who had a wild youth (just like Angie) , went through this, got over this and mature at the same age as Angie are thinking deep down inside of their pal dating an older woman who acts…more juvenile than they ever did, even when they were wild ? They probably must find her pathetic and desperate for not being able to reach that mature point, where they are NOW in their late twenties !

Digging in that world would add pressure to her and lower her self esteem even more battling against YOUTH and younger women as John will be reminded that not a long time ago, he used to date those type of twenty something women !

Aniston and her fans are just jealous that they can’t talk about kids because Aniston, at 40 got NONE. hehehe… If she had any, she’d be talking about them too like all other parents do.

Having kids now is Brad’s 24/7 life and is where he’s the happiest, so it’s very understandable why he talks about them and he’s asked questions about his kids and family. In fact Oprah also mentioned Angie several times. Aniston on the other hand is JUST NOT FUN for anybody to interview because her life is not interesting to talk about but being back to her pee-boy.

The fact is, every parent talks about his or her child whether he or she is a celebrity or not. Children becomes the center of a parent’s life to not talk little things about them.

He's lovely @ 11/18/2008 at 3:27 pm

I can’t believe Jennifer let this beautiful, wonderful man get away. He is a great dad and a nice nice man. I don’t care what haters say, I love him. Always have! Don’t like the mustache though. Sorry Cliniqua! I’m sure he’ll shave it off after the movie.

Just saw Peecrust hawking the E news tonight, and he says, all excited ‘Brad Pitt on Oprah talking all about Shiloh.’ Idiot. How about saying the truth — which is that Brad talks about his kids and being a Dad…not that he JUST talks about Shiloh, what an idiot.

Aww He is so sweet and looks so happy.
Shiloh is the cutest girl, seriously, she so funny! :)

Lovely man @ 11/18/2008 at 3:29 pm

Brad has not said one bad thing about Jennifer except that they still maintain a deep friendship. He is classy. I like him. Angie is a very lucky woman.

He is cool @ 11/18/2008 at 3:35 pm

Brad has every right to gush about his kids. We all have done that. We parents earn the right to brag about our kids because it is a very difficult job. It is also the most rewarding and most wonderful thing in the world. As Brad is finding out, kids say the funniest things. I like to hear Brad and Angie talk about their kids.

so fake! i bet u his pulling his hairs all the time. they make it seem that
its cool to have all these kids. he fails to tell the audience how they have like 6 nannies and 8 bodyguards,

i hhate him and angie

I love Brad and Angie.

I also hope that Jen will find true love. I hope John Mayer wont break her heart. I think Jen will be 40 next year.

Its sweet watching brad talk about his kids he is so happy,he waited so long of his dream to be a daddy and you can see the sparkle in his eyes.

I have never watch Oprah. I think I will record her show tomorrow.

Has Angie ever been on her show before??

I dont think Angie will be on her show. Oprah is too bias. I heard she and Jen are BFF!

I love Brad with a moustashe brack hair brown or green. He is true to himself and not a phoney liar like that thing he was married to 100 yrs. ago. Beautiful blue eyed hunk now and forever .
Love him and Angie together.
So happy for him he got rid of that phoney dawg ex who lied her aszz off to him before the marriage. She knew if she said i don’t want kids she would be gone. dumb bitche!
Brad wil be honest on Oprah more than what can be said about his ex ho.
BTW All good parents like to talk about their kids. Kids are honest and innocent and they make you laugh.
You can see the joy in Brad’s baby blues.
LOL Last week Brad loved Zee more than Shi .. This week according to the hags he loves Shi more.
Make up your bloody minds jealous hens!

shoes4life @ 11/18/2008 at 3:48 pm

Honestly, I don’t think Oprah would have asked Aniston about Angelina or Brad if it had not been for the big, bold caption on the front of the Vogue magazine. I actually think Oprah was trying to embarrass her for speaking of Brad or Angelina after all this time.

Oprah has not asked her about Brad or Angelina in any of the other previous interviews. Aniston brought that spotlight on herself and it backfired.

A and B Fan @ 11/18/2008 at 3:51 pm

Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit LOL
How true it does get that way after you have more than two kids.
I am so glad for Brad that his ex lied to him becoz the right women came along and love and togetherness he and Angie will always be. They make a powerful couple!
Cheers Brad
! I will be watching your TCCOBB dec26th for sure.
Can’t make it for Christmas day but asap the next day.

I actually think he looks like Errol Flynn or Clark Gable in this photo with the sport coat, combed back hair and ’stache. Anyone else think so?

African Girl @ 11/18/2008 at 3:52 pm

Aww, how cute! Love to hear this man talk about his family :kiss:

Jared, sharing is caring? Rotlmao! :lol:

Thanks

I thought you might like to read a short synopsis about Shiloh’s alter Ego ‘John.’ This little girl will be DEEP. Hahaha. Sooo cute. Anyway - read on:

John Darling
John Darling is —- he is the second youngest of the Darling children. In some of the adaptations, such as Disney’s Peter Pan, he wears glasses and a long nightshirt and top hat carries an umbrella with him in Disneys Peter pan. When Peter Pan can’t lead the Lost Boys, he acts as their leader. He is ten years old, and is fascinated by pirates. He does not appear in Return to Never Land.

_____________

I love that Shiloh identifies with strong characters already - John is the leader who can take over when Peter Pan cannot. Cool! When I read this description (above) of him, I immediately remembered what a great character he was - this is making me want to watch Peter pan all over again. LOL

Oh…how sweet. Brad seems like quite the happy and loving dad. I love their family and his little nicknames.

? I have-thanks in advance @ 11/18/2008 at 3:58 pm

# 39 CLINIQUA @ 11/18/2008 at 3:09 pm #20, STFU - you’re just mad I ruined the opportunity for haters to try and get digs in at him f

What is your problem?! I can not believe you are so quick to be nasty like this. I dont understand why you would respond with stfu just because I said everyone is not up on what others are. I have no reason to be mad because I happend to be a fan. Wow, this is really amazing that you cussed at me just because I said everyone doesn’t know all the news.

I really think you should apologize for cussing at me. You make assumptions just because some one is not a regular? This really is upsetting and wrong. I didn’t deserve your response.

I’m very much looking forward to Brad’s interview tomorrow.
Hi anoble, Neleh, senior and irma. :) Thank you for the shout outs.

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