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Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt opens up to Oprah about partner Angelina Jolie and their six kids.

On how fatherhood has changed him: “[I'm] tough as nails. I’m impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can’t get me. You cannot break me down.”

On quick outings being a thing of the past: “We don’t go to the mall. It’s like a half-an-hour just to get everyone buckled in and make sure they’ve got their snacks, and Z.Z. [Zahara, 3] has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky. Angie’s militant about it. She’s right on top of it. Thank God, because I’m always forgetting something.”

On 2½-year-old daughter Shiloh’s Peter Pan obsession: “She only wants to be called John. John or Peter. So it’s a Peter Pan thing. So we’ve got to call her John. ‘Shi, do you want …’ – ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!’ So, you know, it’s just that kind of stuff

Watch Brad’s interview tomorrow on Oprah! The Curious Case of Benjamin Button costar Cate Blanchett will also be on the show. A preview of the show is on YouTube.

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Who said Angelina was using H again, where did you read that from?

SERENA

You are an IDIOT AND A FOOL! They are not talking about Angie you freaking MORON!

Val you’re a tool. She is trying to repeat the rumor started by Ted Casablanca who’s agenda is to write negative stuff about jolie.

African Girl @ 11/21/2008 at 7:42 am
One more thing, isn’t it ironic that some people will KILL…throw their own mama under a bus to be seen larger than life, yet AJ does it without hurting a fly. You gotta love it!!!!!!!
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LOL!! Don’t give X any ideas. I wouldn’t put it past her.

she’s got it @ 11/21/2008 at 9:26 am
The next magazine that gets Angelina for an interview will be Gold.I hope its Marie Claire.
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I want to see her on the cover of Parenting magazine. That would be the piece de resistance.

Thanks PT & bdj for the recent articles. Especially enjoyed the comment from the PR person from Santa Cruz. One thing for sure….it’s never boring following Angie.

Waves and best wishes to the JP fans. :) :)

Ted made everyone believed that angelina was the person but failed to mention the word “marriage”. It took him a year to say that person is married.

Its just crazy the things people will say to make someone look bad.

You know it happens to me daily at work…I happen to be a Certified Public Accountant and in my last year of law school.. The women here can be so vile it makes you sick to your stomach.

Gosh I cannot imagine what Angie goes thru, I know she puts on this face that it does not matter and so do I. In most cases, it doesn’t but sometimes it matters to me.

You can even tell at the photo call in London, Angie and Brad just looked ready to lash out at the papparazzi. Brad was holding her tight, like a protective shield. How more ridiculous can people get? When will enough be enough for these people.

They are humanbeings with lots of money…they have all parts that make the human….including feelings.

I remember what it was like when I moved to the US, kids could be so mean. Part of it was jealousy because I traveled and attended one of the best boarding schools. My parents are doctors so they could afford certain things…and it was like “oh she is the rich girl”

I mean the nasty comments were terrible, and I was as shy as can be. Being in a new school and coming from a foreign country.

IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN PEOPLE SAY SUCH VILE COMMENTS ABOUT BRAD AND ANGIE. THEY ARE BUSY DOING THEIR THING AND THAT’S THAT!

RELATIONSHIPS FORM IN MANY, MANY WAYS…I DONT THINK ANGIE WENT OUT TO “STEAL” BRAD! YOU CANNOT STEAL A MAN OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER.

ANGIE DID HER THING IN HER TEENAGE YEARS AND IN HER 20S. OBVIOUSLY SHE HAS LEARNED FROM HER PAST MISTAKES AND HAS MOVED ON. I SUGGEST YOU HATERS DO THE SAME.

IF YOU DONT LIKE HER THEN GET OFF HER THREADS AND STOP READING STUFF ABOUT THEM. YOU SEEM TO KNOW AN AWFUL LOT FOR PEOPLE THAT HATE HER SO MUCH. OR IS IT BECAUSE YOUR LIVES ARE SO DAMN PATHETIC THAT YOU FEEL THE NEED TO BE VILE!

ITS UNFORNUTATE THAT MOST OF YOU HATERS HAVE NEVER TRAVELED OUTSIDE OF YOUR LITTLE TRAILER PARK HOMES OR FROM YOUR FARMS OR WHEREVER LITTLE HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF. TOO BAD, IF YOU WERE WELL TRAVELED OR KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT THE WORLD AND ITS MANY BEAUTIFUL ATTRIBUTES, YOU WOULD NOT BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE BRAD NOR ANGIE.

I MEAN PLEASE….DO YOU DARE THINK THAT BRAD OR ANGIE WOULD GIVE YOU HATERS A SECOND LOOK? I DARE SAY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning to all of the BAMPZSKV fans. Hi to African Girl, Passing Through, Cliniqua, Jill, guli, aeon, LLM, solid, the real lou, Peaches, anyone I forgot please know it wasn’t intentional.

PT, thanks for bringing over th US sneaky lies. It was a little difficult to read, but I was able to gather enough information to see that they twisted facts with lies. It would have been so easy to just tell the truth.

It was funny to read where they said that Brad told x that he and Angie hadn’t slept together. But yet they call him an adulterer. But for all of their manipulation of the truth x still comes out looking the worse.

When I first read the NYT article my first reaction was not another hatchet job on Angie. Because they did the whole recycle job of the kiss, the blood, the lie, etc. But upon rereading it I came to the conclusion that most non trolls will come to, which is da*n that Angie is one smart woman.

What was the reporter’s name, Barnes something? I am certain that was not his intention. Sometimes things happen in a way that wasn’t planned.

As for not attacking Brad. I think they do, but it is more covert. Plus in the US article didn’t they say that women attack other women? Barnes is probably a women also. Brad is not as intimidating as Angie. Or that is what people want to think.

Looking at that Forbes list of HW’s most powferful couples. To think that BP/AJ only make $34 mil and they can do all that they do, the travel, the hired help, it is amazing. Obama should hire one or both as Sec of Treasury.

Thanks for all of the wonderful articles and discussions. It seems to me ever since Brad’s appearance on Oprah the trolls have been less vocal. Dare I say they have been silenced? Peace

Val calm down you gave serena more attention didn’t you notice that everyone ignored her,we know its not Angelina.

Is lainey an IDIOT or what? At least she has the balls to kinda sorta call Brad out. I mean, she didn’t even notice that the NYC times barely even mentions the botox man. I mean, really, lainey? where are the conspiracy theories and all of that fun stuff that I read you for? Are you as Blind as the other Brad Pitt/brangelina fans?

german fans @ 11/21/2008 at 2:20 pm

PerezHilton is talking about that NYT article and Angelinas Boarding School.LOL

Passing Through @ 11/21/2008 at 2:24 pm

# 933 ???? @ 11/21/2008 at 9:52 am

The Times gave the changeling a bad review. The Times doesn’t have problems Brad only with angelina.

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What I find interesting is that they obviously decided AFTER her interview was published a month ago to do this story. That interview was very popular and got them a lot of hits. Ergo - let’s get on the Ride Angelina’s Coattails To Financial Success Train.

If I were Angie I’d be saying, “Et tu, NY Time? Et tu?”

EASY

I know I usually do not get upset but its just been really ridiculous….and during the holiday season at that!

bdj, I forgot to give you a shout out and a thanks for the articles. Too much good stuff to read today.

more to come, If you get the NYT magazine could you scan some those pictures of x? I saw one on E last night where her chin is twisted almost into a knot. It is the most hilarious and ugly thing I have ever seen. Do you really think she is trying to mimic Angies fish mouth picture from W. Angie looks cute. x doesn’t. Peace BBL.

Angelina is truly her father’s daughter.

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Passing Through @ 11/21/2008 at 2:49 pm

# 944 aeon @ 11/21/2008 at 10:57 am

Aeon -

My main problems are that they left Brad out of the equation - like he’s some innocent bystander. FOR YEARS before he hooked up with Angie he was accused of manufacturing the “Golden Couple” image and he’s been known to drag the ratzi around the mud just to do it. Brad didnt’ declare himself the “zen master” for nothing. But…put him and Angie together? Knowing they think alike anyway? There’s just no way Angie is doing all of this without Brad’s help.

My second problem was that the supposedly high brow NYT went with the sensationalized headline for the story just like the tabs do. Plus, it’s in the business section of the paper. They don’t do that crap with their other business stories. You don’t see, “WARREN BUFFET’S CAREFULLY ORCHESTRATED IMAGE”. They’d call the story, “Buffet Retools Public Image”. I just don’t like that they sunk so low to get attention for the story. They knew the story would generate hits, so there was no need to gild the lily.

Passing Through @ 11/21/2008 at 2:55 pm

# 950 Dt @ 11/21/2008 at 11:34 am

passing Through @ 11/20/2008 at 11:07 pm

The most interesting part from this is about Brad feeling indifferent towards X. He feels nothing. He wishes her well but doesn’t have any left over feelings for her. I didn’t need US magazine to tell me that, but it was nice to see it in print. Any person who payed attention would know this. Remember how he reacted when he things ended with Paltrow? He was angry and distraught. X was aware of it because she was insecure of Paltrow. This is what really makes X angry. She wants a reaction out of Brad and for four years, she hasn’t been able to do it. That’s why Bill Swecker (Aniston Hack) wrote that story about Brad furiously calling X to shut up. Huvane played coy by saying it was a private matter. He wouldn’t say yes or no to give the impression that Brad did call. This is what X wants. She wants the public to think that she does matter and she can get a reaction out of Brad if she wants. Of course, Brad’s every action for the past four years says otherwise. Brad has been smart not to react in any way. His interview with Oprah says everything. He mentioned Angie’s name so many times and couldn’t stop talking about the kids. He’s happy and oblivious to X. hehehe

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I think you’re dead on the money - X desperately wants to evoke a reaction from Brad…and he just doesn’t care.

Even though Brad was torn up over his break up with Putrid…he didn’t go back and he didn’t look back. It’s not like Putrid wasn’t willing to stay together. Brad was the one who broke the engagement, not her. I think other long-time Brad fans have made this comment in the past - Brad doesn’t go back. When it’s over, it over and he moves on. X ought to know that, but she’s so damned clingy she just won’t let it go. And if she has let it go like she keeps claiming…she’s doing a damned poor job of showing it.

LLM @ 11/21/2008 at 11:42 am Dt @ 11/21/2008 at 11:34 am passing Through @ 11/20/2008 at 11:07 pm

Okay…here are the US Lies Weakly Scans of “How Angie DOES NOT Torture Fuglyston”.

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The most interesting part from this is about Brad feeling indifferent towards X. He feels nothing. He wishes her well but doesn’t have any left over feelings for her. I didn’t need US magazine to tell me that, but it was nice to see it in print. Any person who payed attention would know this. Remember how he reacted when he things ended with Paltrow? He was angry and distraught. X was aware of it because she was insecure of Paltrow. This is what really makes X angry. She wants a reaction out of Brad and for four years, she hasn’t been able to do it. That’s why Bill Swecker (Aniston Hack) wrote that story about Brad furiously calling X to shut up. Huvane played coy by saying it was a private matter. He wouldn’t say yes or no to give the impression that Brad did call. This is what X wants. She wants the public to think that she does matter and she can get a reaction out of Brad if she wants. Of course, Brad’s every action for the past four years says otherwise. Brad has been smart not to react in any way. His interview with Oprah says everything. He mentioned Angie’s name so many times and couldn’t stop talking about the kids. He’s happy and oblivious to X. hehehe
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Thanks PT

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That was my fav part of the US rag piece, the fact that Brad feels nothing for Maniston - if anything was a ‘knife,’ to Jen Aniston, THAT was. Man, and Janice Min really turned that sucker too. LOLOL That bit about Brad even having some leftover crap that Jen bought in the house that he kept because Angelina and he thought they were nice and happened to go with whatever, and that he can do that because he feels nada, zilch, nothing for Jen - and the pieces were nice so he just left ‘em…ahahahahaha.Meanwhile there are stories that Jen is holding bonfires and throwing in everything she ever got from Brad, that Brad touched - ahahahaha!! Then we also had those stories that Brad for a time, didn’t want Fishyths name mentioned, didn’t want to touch anything she had touched, lolol. Telling people Telling. That’s how you feel at first when your heart is involved - you HATE the person (’thin line between love and hate’ and all that) LMAO Pooor Poor POOOOR Jen. :-D

Passing Through @ 11/21/2008 at 3:17 pm

# 975 an oldie @ 11/21/2008 at 1:14 pm

Her past drags behind her like a piece of toilet

Thanks, PT, for the Awardsdaily posts. That quote about Angelina is so true. No article on her is ever complete without the triad: BBT, vial of blood and brother kissing. I read this month’s Esquire on V V ( I have a subscription). They never mentioned the co-ed fiasco in Hungary, nor the near DUI arrrest with maniston 2 years ago in Arizona.

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The funny thing is that before I went to Awardsdaily to check to see if they had a CCOBB review I had gone to the NYT to leave a comment, but saw you needed to register…however…there was a form to send an e-mail to the author, so I did…and among other things, that bit about no reporter EVER leaving out Jolie’s past is one of my comments. If we’re ALL judged by stuff we did at 14 (cutting), 19 (lesbian relationship), 22 (S&M), 19-25 (drugs), up until Brad (bad choices in lovers!) - then EVERYBODY on this planet is in trouble. Unless it was illegal or immoral, just because you did something stupid at 19 is no reason why you should continually be villified for it way into your 30s. It’s just ridiculous…

Passing Through @ 11/21/2008 at 3:21 pm

# 980 !! @ 11/21/2008 at 1:47 pm

Ted made everyone believed that angelina was the person but failed to mention the word “marriage”. It took him a year to say that person is married.

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Deej’s post has been deleted, but I take it she was talking about Fake a la Ferocity? I didn’t know Ted FINALLY said the person was married. I’ve always thought he pulled the story out of his ass anyway, so no big shock that he tried to make it sound like Angie, but it’s not. Same with Toothy Tile - pulled out of his ass. Too bad he leaves his head up there…

wobbler30 @ 11/21/2008 at 3:25 pm

I haven’t posted yet because I’ve been ill and had to catch up. Let me start by saying that I watched the Oprah show on Wed and found it quite interesting and fresh. I don’t care for O because of her tatics but she seemed to be so interested in Angelina and the kids I feel more of Angie. I think she was trying to read him and when she found that he is really in love w/ Angie and loves his kids she kinda got on board. I have bee giving Pitt up the country because he’s been kinda quiet and for me it was a postive show. I don’t know anything personal about this couple but I do believe it is a true love story. See how easy it was for him to say small things that went a long way. Maybe if had said some things earlier things wouldn’t have gotten out of hand. I also think he couldn’t take anymore of the beat down the press was giving Angie.
Now for the NYT article it is very obvious that they don’t care for her because of recent articles by some of their journalists. But I think this article shows everyone just how smart she is. No PR people or agents. She controls her life totally and as BRad said she has no boss. That enpowerment to me. You go girl. No one cares that she called the paps to see her playing w/Mad. It’s no lie that she loves her children,. In this case they were going to hunt her down anyways.

Controlling what someone prints about you is every stars dream and if she made that kinda deal and got away with it, she needs to add pr agent to her resume.
They were the idiots and that desperate to get photos. I don’t find it minupulative or pimping thats being smart. No wonder she can semi-retire and stay at home. She has made millions beating the paps and mags at their own game. I tried to figure out why they always cut her down every chance they get. She’s beating them at their own game.
Kudos to her . Strong and intelligent.
Maybe Jen needs to hire her she might get a better rap this time. Because every is calling her out when she tried to rebuff what someone did to her. Too late. She is a t-total twit.
Not only is Jen jealous so is HUvane she makes more money being her own agent than he does with a full clientel. That’s too funny!
It all falls into place now. Cindy was let go temporarily by Brad maybe for good now who knows. But he is learning from her too. I always thought Angie didn’t care for her.She plays this little innocent person like she’s just a little punk kid that wasn’t that good in school, she seems to excel in some classes. She even graduated early.Come on Ange they fell for it didn’t they!
She is so popular and powerful now they can’t do anything but KISS her A##.
I DO BELIEVE that her transformation is true and that she loves her humanitarian work. No one would do that for so long without having passion for it. She puts herself in danger and is very dedicated to her causes. She wouldn’t put herself through all the choas of all of these small kids without loving them. They need to change the nameof the joke from kid collector to money collector.

I like Brad a lot, specially for being sensitive, just like Angelina and humble, also like Angelina.

Passing Through @ 11/21/2008 at 3:39 pm

OT -

Hate to bring up X again…but someone help me out…

Didn’t X used to have a MySpace page? IIRC she had one when Brad dumped her - even used it to make the announcement and asked her fans not to partial out blame and wish them both well…and a bunch of other self-help shinola. Well, apparently in that NYTimes mag story she just did she says she doens’t know how to use Facebook or MySpace. She can’t even tell the truth about simple shite like MySpace…so why the hell would anyone believe anything that comes ouf this dumb ho’s mouth?

(Oops…sorry about the link for those of you who’ve given up celebitchy…

http://www.celebitchy.com/23170/jennifer_aniston_calls_facebook_like_dancing_with_the_devil/#comment-147348

Yet the actress also admits to being in awe of the tech-savvy. “I’m really computer illiterate,” she says. “When I see people on their BlackBerrys, working them like some girls work a hairdryer, I’m just stunned. People have sent me clips from FunnyOrDie.com or YouTube, but I never seek it out.”

So don’t expect the Friends star to be friend-ing you on Facebook anytime soon. Asked if she uses the online social network, Aniston replies, “It’s not for me. I’d be opening myself up too much. I don’t want to sound like a complete innocent – I’ve looked at things, of course. But it’s such spewing. If I look at it, I’ll be affected. It’s like dancing with the devil.”

# 958 Passing Through @ 11/21/2008 at 11:52 am # 861 guli @ 11/21/2008 at 1:54 am

I actually find NYT quite funny ..but I am also amused by the fact that even they have to use JP’s to try and rise their publications!!! JP’s own them too

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Guli -

I laughed, too. Mainly because once again Brad gets off with an “oh yeah, Brad Pitt advises her, too” while Angie gets raked over the coals. It’s just another news media making a buck off Angie. They actually opened the section to comments. I read the first few and some people are like, “So? How is this news? Everybody does it!” LOL.
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PT, PT, PT, PT,
Now you know that cameras just “happen” to be there every time X has her A$$ up in the air….she would never resort to say….going to the Ivy, or having her bodyguard pretend Leo Dicaprio is interested in her, X wouldn’t dream of mentioning Angelina just to boost her magazine sales or to try to boost her career on Oprah, because all her movies are tanking and because people are calling her the whiney ho she is…..I am totally disillusioned!

# 997 Passing Through @ 11/21/2008 at 3:39 pm
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PT, I’ve heard that some celeb MySpace pages are actually not by them, but by their fans posing as them.

foxy brown @ 11/21/2008 at 3:55 pm

Brad Pitt is a handsome man!!!

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