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Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt opens up to Oprah about partner Angelina Jolie and their six kids.

On how fatherhood has changed him: “[I'm] tough as nails. I’m impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can’t get me. You cannot break me down.”

On quick outings being a thing of the past: “We don’t go to the mall. It’s like a half-an-hour just to get everyone buckled in and make sure they’ve got their snacks, and Z.Z. [Zahara, 3] has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky. Angie’s militant about it. She’s right on top of it. Thank God, because I’m always forgetting something.”

On 2½-year-old daughter Shiloh’s Peter Pan obsession: “She only wants to be called John. John or Peter. So it’s a Peter Pan thing. So we’ve got to call her John. ‘Shi, do you want …’ – ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!’ So, you know, it’s just that kind of stuff

Watch Brad’s interview tomorrow on Oprah! The Curious Case of Benjamin Button costar Cate Blanchett will also be on the show. A preview of the show is on YouTube.

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thanks - Dianad - I wasn’t sure if it was the same timeline.

does anyone know when the Premiere of BB is ?

Hello to all JP Fans!!! It’s Friday night! :-)

Darn it…I have sooo much catching up to do…All I can say is ….sooo many thanks for the links to great links ((clapping))
Me thinks NYT article is going to back fire on them/him…just like any tab or supposedly legit media who tried to coattail the JP’s before ….
I read the comments at NYT and People..Oyyy..major egg on the face for MYT….Now let’s sit back and watch how they try to back peddle…B/C NYT is not dealing with MVM of the talentless X sitcom hack’s fans …The posts are so articulate and to the point, with proof and articles to back them up…this d!ckhead who wrote it is going to have a miserable weekend… Good…serves him right :lol:
Anyhoo…many thanks for all the links!!!

dianad1968 @ 11/21/2008 at 5:19 pm #1019

T&L,

US wrote that derogatory article in Jan 2006, just after the GGs, and NYT wtote their article after Angie had adopted Pax.

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I think the article came out in Jan 2007 (Golden Globes were in Jan of 2007 also - in which Brad was nominated for Babel), Shiloh had already been born, the previous May (2006), and Marcheline had relapsed, and hadn’t yet passed away. So this Jan, it will have been 2 years.

At last years Globes (Jan 2008), Angelina was nominated for AMH- but as we all recall there was a strike, and they didn’t have a ceremony, just a press conference announcing winners.

Jolie-Pitt fans read what Park magazine wrote about Brad on Oprah /Jen:

Sorry Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt couldn’t live without Angelina Jolie
Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Poor Jennifer Aniston might have to avoid switching on her TV if she wants to stop herself hearing what Angelina Jolie means to Brad Pitt.

The actor was full of praise for Angelina during a recent interview.

Click here for the latest pics of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

It seems that Brad couldn’t live without Angelina - and their six kids.

Brad seemed to really come alive as he told Oprah Winfrey and a studio audience about his love for his children.

Most kids go shopping with their parents but for Angelina and Brad taking all six kids altogether would be virtually impossible.

Brad admits: “We don’t go to the mall.

“It’s like a half-an-hour just to get everyone buckled in and make sure they’ve got their snacks, and Z.Z. (Zahara) has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky.”

He confesses that it is Angelina who organises their family: “Angie’s militant about it. She’s right on top of it. Thank God, because I’m always forgetting something.”

I’ve got two problems with Ted C’s new blind item. Of course he meant Angelina to be the answer . He does his best to put everything in it to show this is Angelina. But the real problem is , This whole fooling doctors things that he is supposely is saying is happening very privately and can be about a woman who is in US . But Angelina hasn’t been in U S for a long time and she was here for almost 2 weeks and then left U S.

And if even the HUNK of this woman is still unaware of this thing and docs are also unaware of each other , How in the He** Ted C knows about it?

# 980 !! @ 11/21/2008 at 1:47 pm

Believe me. Ted’s answer is Angelina. But is he really aware of any thing? Of course not.

That marriage word doesn’t count because Ted considers alot of people married when they are not. He probably will address it later since I’m sure faniston will ask about it. He put Ashley olsen among those who are not the answer who is not married.

He also has told that the anwer is not Blond and has an oscar. He has even used F2 and Angie’s name in one sentence and has quoted the same sentence of blind item to describe Angie and Brad. The answer to be Angie is not some undercover fact. But real question is , where did he get his information from when Angie hasn’t lived in U S for more than 7 months.

QQ @ 11/21/2008 at 6:00 pm
Inquiring hens want to know. Too funny. Ted C is about in the know as your many names(Insider) on a blog.

OK….QQ @ 11/21/2008 at 6:03 pm

My very simple question to you is….who the fcuk cares about Ted C. The assh@le has lied for four fcuking years and was proven wrong over and over again…Sooo…who cares about a loser like Ted C?????
Ignore the jerk and concentrate on reading about the wonderful and happy JP family and the causes they are supporting to help others in need :)

piper, with a low @ 11/21/2008 at 7:41 pm

Re: The NYT article…

While the article was a bit on the myopic side i.e. ignoring the fact that every celebrity tries to control their image, the fact that Angelina is in a very unusual circumstance which merits her handling her image with an iron fist, it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. I think ‘manipulator’ is a bad choice of words. It’s called EXERCISING ONE’S FREEDOM OF CHOICE. Why people have a beef against Angelina exercising hers is beyond me.

Quite frankly, if Angelina didn’t take measures, these journalists/paps would climb through the JPs windows. And quite frankly, both Brad and Angelina have the right to decide who they talk to, when and where the interviews will occur, and why they are talking to the press.

And I agree with those who resent that the ‘journalist’ ignored the fact that Brad does this too. H*ll… he went to that small French newspaper with the twins’ birth announcement; he banned L & S, In Touch and their ilk from the Global Green news conferences in ‘06; and he continually kept entertainment shows like E! News and ET at bay after their continual disregard for reporting inaccurate stories, trespassing, and inability or unwillingness to issue retractions and dozens of other actions pertaining to the press.

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QQ @ 11/21/2008 at 6:03 pm

Has it entered your tiny brain that he made the story up to keep his hags entertained. Of course he is going to point to Angelina because most of his fans are antiangelina. Who would ever know. Who would ever care. You hags got fed and Ted C gets paid.

hello dedicated fans, hey neleh, i don’t read post any more, just peeking in to say hello, and checking on any updated news on our favorite first family, have a good weekend everyone.

WASHINGTON POST is my fave @ 11/21/2008 at 10:25 pm

JOLIE is TEAM WASHINGTON POST!
JOLIE is TEAM WASHINGTON POST!
JOLIE is TEAM WASHINGTON POST!

She writes for the WASHINGTON POST every now and then.

I will subscribe to People mag and Washington Post.

dianad1968 @ 11/21/2008 at 10:30 pm

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Cliniqua,

Oops, I meant to write “2007″. That’ s what I get for posting at work, with my boss 2 desks away from me. :lol:

I want to share the following quotes (of various personalities) to the people who are cynical about Angie’s motive in doing her share in helping others:

“What she has done transcends her physical beauty and really reminds us that it’s what is in the heart, and I really want to commend her for what she’s done in such a serious and thoughtful way.” (Hillary Clinton)

“I don’t know Angelina Jolie, but I admire her work.” (Barack Obama)

“Celebrities are doing the work that journalists are not. We can’t afford to be cynical about that….Can you really strike out against Angie and Bono?…Sure, there’s an opinion backlash. People think they are doing it for some sort of ego trip. But the people who are expressing that opinion? What are they doing?” (Marianne Pearl)

“Angie roughs it. She lives with us in the forest and eats the crickets and the cockroaches the locals eat without thinking twice about it. Whenever I read in magazines about her ‘glorious house in Cambodia,’ I think, What? It’s a shack. I don’t think people believe she has the ability to abandon everything in the West and transpose herself to a situation with malaria and dengue fever and the most extreme poverty. I read about her ‘Hollywood life.’ Well, you can’t live a Hollywood life in this part of Cambodia.” (Stephen Bognar)

“Their participation has been absolutely essential to the mainstreaming of these global issues into American life, which is why I find so ridiculous the cynicism, the pundits who disdain this. They misunderstand how our society works, and they misjudge these people, their leadership. No good deed goes unpunished, and it’s certainly true of this activity. Angelina goes at it with utter honesty, hard work and a deep feeling for the common faith of humanity. There’s no doubt about that or about her love for her children. And yet the amount of chattering that goes on about it is endless and preposterous, in my view” (Jeffrey Sachs)

“OK.Now, your daughter, Angelina Jolie. You know, we checked her out. I don’t know whether you know this or not. Big investigation on her. And we found out she walks the walk, that she gives all the money, millions of dollars and this and that. (Bill O’Reilly talking to Jon Voight)

“What I don’t understand is the media’s criticism (of Jolie’s) involvement in humanitarian aide and why they question her motives and sincerity..It’s like, Who cares? She’s doing a good job and putting so much of her time and money in the causes.” (Tea Leoni)

“These people don’t need additional focus or respect. I’m not that cynical at all. Angelina has given not only her time, but her money to assist people who need it most….In the past, entertainers have usually led selfish and egotistical lives so I like it when I see people like Angelina trying so hard. I think she has raised some awareness and that she has an extremely good heart.” (Mia Farrow)

“Her going to Haiti really helped my foundation. It was in a time where she was still pregnant. Haiti being the most dangerous place in the world, for Angelina Jolie to land there—while pregnant—that’s gangster. We respect that to the T.“ (Wyclef Jean)

“I like them (Angelina & Brad) very much…They’re bright, interested in what’s going on, open to everything, ready to grab everything they can out of life. They’re not wasting a lot of time being movie stars. They’re taking advantage of it to see, listen and learn. “(Leslie Caron)

“I want to congratulate Angelina because it’s been a very long time since I’ve been in this business and I’ve never met a person who has such a good balance between family life, humanitarian efforts, ..and all the extraordinary work that she does in addition to this.” (Dustin Hoffman)

“I think her humanitarian position has just changed the way actresses and people in the industry think about what they can actually do … to help the world,” (Marc Bauer)

“Angelina Jolie…just seeing an actress who has been through it all and who doesn’t care what other people say about her — someone who has forged her own path.” (Olivia Wilde)

Brad on Oprah beaming from ear to ear. The whole world was able to see his happiness except the haters. I have never seen a man gushing so much about his family. It is kind of infectious because we all know this is the life he craved for so long and was denied. I am so happy for him and the fact that he found Angie and it clicked for them. I’m sure they will have more kids biological and adopted and why not. They have good hearts. He looked poised, matured and so handsome. I also like everything he said about Angie. A real tribute calling her the glue that holds their family together. More pains and aches for the haters.

I bought a tabloid magazine here in Germany not because I read nor speak German but saw the X & Angie’s pictures on the side bar when you flipped the pages they have some stories about them. Here are some part of it(if somebody can translate it for me Please do so)Jetzt rechnet Jennifer ab.Sie sind uberall Konkurrentinnen…familie…..Medien…body.
How about this one : Er will einfach nur noch weg von Angelina.
God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.
It is snowing here in Heidelberg,Germany.

juju #1022——Gosh,you are sooooo funny.You made my day!!!

As Angelina keeps saying,it pays to “KNOW YOUR RIGHTS”.I totally agree with her 101%.She is sooo bright and smart,one of the reasons Brad Pitt fell in love with her,the sweetest person he has ever known with a big heart.

german fans @ 11/22/2008 at 9:07 pm

irma @ 11/22/2008 at 10:19 am

I bought a tabloid magazine here in Germany not because I read nor speak German but saw the X & Angie’s pictures on the side bar when you flipped the pages they have some stories about them. Here are some part of it(if somebody can translate it for me Please do so)Jetzt rechnet Jennifer ab.Sie sind uberall Konkurrentinnen…familie…..Medien…body.
How about this one : Er will einfach nur noch weg von Angelina.
God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.
It is snowing here in Heidelberg,Germany.
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its tabloid garbage!

it refers to x vogue interview and her ‘uncool’ statement. there are also some bitter hags in germany,who buy these tabs.

Er will einfach nur noch weg von Angelina.
translation: he(brad) wants to get away from Angelina.

some german tabs buy the stories from the us and act like they did some research.they are sometimes worser than the vile ones from the us and they are mostly anistonfriendly.

gena @ 11/19/2008 at 9:41 pm
Don’t like O but really enjoyed the show. It was nothing like what was reported. Brad is so in love with Angie and his children. He constantly said “we”. Love how he said that he wanted to show in the pics in the “W” shoot how Angie really is. He had such wonderful and loving things to say about her. I found it funny that he said the girls do no wrong but the boys have to be roped in(may not be exact words). That was evident in the video in NO and the umbrella scene. He didn’t say anything about Pax peeing in the time out chair. They must have cut that part. I am wondering how much was cut from the original tapping. Anyone out there that was at the original tapping? Maybe you can let us know.
You could tell the “O” was happy he was there and enjoyed hearing about his family. It seems that O read some of Angie’s interviews and asked questions from them. During the summer I wonder if “O” was at Bono’s when Bob Deniro and family was there. Remember the pics of Brad and the kids there. Oprah was on vacation in Europe this summer with Tyler Perry.
I am glad that this interview was shown after X’s interview. It really makes X look like a f***. The interview was fun, sweet and a hit. Bet O’s ratings were high. I taped it so can look at it again.
Hearing about their family!!! Just lovely. I felt embarassed for Brad with the questions about his tatts. She should have stopped when he said that it was private. It was funny when he said “she’s still there”? O loved it. They finally let him off the hook.
I really like Brad!!!!!! He’s a good guy. I find him even more sexy now then before. With Angie he has found a sense of purpose, real love and the family he always wanted. I am sure his parents, siblings and friends see this.
I love Angie. She’s a beautiful and sweet person. I feel that she is in a good place now. She is like most moms “the glue”. I know she is very capable of taking care of herself but I feel very protective of her. Hate seeing anyone trash her.
Everything Brad said about children etc supported what Angie had said, they are on the same page.
As for the tabs. I am finished with them. I am really tired of them. They need to move on to someone else. The horse is so dead.
X should have not been sucker punched by the Vogue interviewer and should have not gone there. O lied when she said it was a good interview. It was horrible and so tabliodish. She should have given a more mature response when asked the question and not commented. She still act like someone in their 20s. She could have said that horse is dead. She would have been more admired for that then what she said. It really makes her look pathetic. Brad’s appearance on O finish putting the nails in her coffin.
I know I will not go and see any of her movies.

Thank you gena great read and needs reposting. Feel the same about Angie.

cook @ 11/20/2008 at 1:39 pm …how long did it take pitt to rehearse this interview…I want to see pitt on leno, letterman, colbert, or stewart on the couch with these smart funny guys…ophrey is too easy…she’ll kiss any a ss…hahahahahahah

Why don’t you disappear like the rest of the lols. You must be the only one hanging around here. You are out numbered, now get lost you little twit.

992 CLINIQUA @ 11/21/2008 at 3:12 pm

Meanwhile there are stories that Jen is holding bonfires and throwing in everything she ever got from Brad, that Brad touched - ahahahaha!!
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Don’t know if this is true, but I can believe it. :lol:
Reminds me of the woman in Britain who cut the legs off all her soon-to-be-ex husband’s expensive trousers, and gave away his expensive wine - all their neighbors found bottles of wine by their front door.

Orchid @ 11/24/2008 at 1:40 am

Meanwhile there are stories that Jen is holding bonfires and throwing in everything she ever got from Brad, that Brad touched - ahahahaha!!

If it is true it shows she is still not over Brad and she is eaten up with envy. She is jealous of Angie’s relationship with Brad and what kind of relationship would she have with pee boy. Another disaster luming around there. What kind of a man will stand by and watch a woman they are going out with pining for someone else who dumped her 4yrs ago and has created family with someone else unless their own relationship is fake.
I remember the story about the British woman too and she did a round on tv telling her story.

it is weird how Oprah always takes side on people’s life. Like she obviously take nick lachey, jen aniston when their marriage fell apart.
so meddlesome when she never even married!! you never know what happen behind close door and people’s marriage. So, dont judge Almighty Oprah!!

His the best acter but with jason statham

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