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Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt opens up to Oprah about partner Angelina Jolie and their six kids.

On how fatherhood has changed him: “[I'm] tough as nails. I’m impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can’t get me. You cannot break me down.”

On quick outings being a thing of the past: “We don’t go to the mall. It’s like a half-an-hour just to get everyone buckled in and make sure they’ve got their snacks, and Z.Z. [Zahara, 3] has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky. Angie’s militant about it. She’s right on top of it. Thank God, because I’m always forgetting something.”

On 2½-year-old daughter Shiloh’s Peter Pan obsession: “She only wants to be called John. John or Peter. So it’s a Peter Pan thing. So we’ve got to call her John. ‘Shi, do you want …’ – ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!’ So, you know, it’s just that kind of stuff

Watch Brad’s interview tomorrow on Oprah! The Curious Case of Benjamin Button costar Cate Blanchett will also be on the show. A preview of the show is on YouTube.

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…and zorro looks shiny too…ahahahah…

I just watched the Oprah interview of that X. Thanks I think to a friend who taped it for me, (she said) just in case, cause I told her that there was no way I was watching it. :-)
Oprah certainly has woken up finally. She looked more peeved with that X more than anything. I was expecting the old sickening gf to gf interview. Surprise, surprise. :-) I also couldn’t believe my ears when Oprah said to her that she was America’s Sweetheart…. “a loooong time ago”. It was sweet watching her stony yet shocked (me thinks)expression. That was something to remember. :-) I must say…… Oprah is back in my good book again. :-)

blah, blah, blah! who gives a shiit about this family.

Brad looks like crap!

janie/serena/eileen- if you’re so bored with them why are you here on their post????? Are you people that stupid????? If you don’t like them stay off their post-DUH!!!!! Get some fricking brains. Also it appears how jealous you old hags are of this lovely couple. It just drives you all crazy that they are so happy doesn’t it???
Yes it is lovely to be a JP fan !!!!!!! Must suck not to be!!!!

I think Oprah was thrown for a loop by Jennifers remarks about Angelina, which is why I think she kept asking questions. She did have Brad on first and those remarks from his X may have appeared as though she set him up to get him on the show only to have his X talk trash about Angelina. She had to make sure she covered her ass.

Thanks for the new thread. Papa Pitt is one happy Dad. The videos were cute. BP has his dream of a large family because of Angelina Jolie. Hens can whine about the “what ifs”, “could have been” and “should have, could have” all day long. It does not change a thing. BP and AJ are happy together raising a beautiful family. Whiny(X) is still with Peeboy. It is all good. Thanks for all the articles and links. I am looking forward to seeing the Benjamin Button movie.

Brad is not only gorgeous…but has a lot of charisma, he is the one and the only. No one can compare.

Twinkle @ 11/18/2008 at 3:51 pm

I actually think he looks like Errol Flynn or Clark Gable in this photo with the sport coat, combed back hair and ’stache. Anyone else think so?
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I think he looks like Clark Gable with the stache.

Jolie-Pitts are up for 5 awards. Let’s win for the J-Ps.

Please vote at:
http://www.pcavote.com/pca/index.jsp

2009 People’s Choice Awards Nominees

FAVORITE FAMILY MOVIE
Kung Fu Panda

FAVORITE LEADING MAN
Brad Pitt

FAVORITE FEMALE MOVIE STAR
Angelina Jolie

FAVORITE FEMALE ACTION STAR
Angelina Jolie

FAVORITE STAR 35 & UNDER
Angelina Jolie

Vote @ pcavote.com

VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN, VOTE EVERY DAY! ;-)

Brad and Angelina = ASSSHOLES!!!

Brad Pitt is short and fugly!

Jane -

Jennifer Whine-iston has LOW SELF ESTEEM.

Why did Jen take John back after he publicly dumped her?

She has LOW SELF ESTEEM.

# 8 stefanie @ 11/18/2008 at 2:37 pm Wonder what her buddy, Jennifer Ainston, felt about this interview.
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Who, besides you and the rest of her loser fan base, gives a sh*t?

..`dumb-dcikless-wimp always getting ;owned by a biitch!

he looks like an old man!

he is NOT good looking!

aha, Jared flipped names again . “jane” is “eileen”. Jenhens, hurt that much, go scream at ocean. LOL.

Brad Pitt has no ballls!

dumb-dcikless-wimp always getting ;owned by a biitch!

[☆I n F a m o u s☆] @ 11/18/2008 at 5:30 pm

…`oprah ;owns that.. “family”.

..`dumb-dicklesss-wimp

# 110 Serena @ 11/18/2008 at 4:42 pm
Pitt and Angie are obviously leading different lives. It was obvious in their body language.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Look at this stupid b*tch trying to read body language. Honey, you’ve been getting it wrong for the past four years, haven’t you?

Your life must be shít. Every morning you wake up and tear through the fan sites, desperate for news that Brad and Angie have broken up. And when you don’t find it, you let out a primal scream that shakes the walls. It tears your guts out that Brad and Angie are happy with each other and their children because you don’t think they deserve to be happy together and you don’t think they should have any children together. Well suck it, honey. They’re together and they’re happy whether you like it or not. And you can continue to scream at your four walls for the rest of your natural life. Too bad you’ll never know what it’s like to be on a winning team.

Brad is adorable. I love him.

now, this is funny. now fug famous is also “eileen”. Jared flipped the name.

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