Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit
Brad Pitt opens up to Oprah about partner Angelina Jolie and their six kids.
On how fatherhood has changed him: “[I'm] tough as nails. I’m impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can’t get me. You cannot break me down.”
On quick outings being a thing of the past: “We don’t go to the mall. It’s like a half-an-hour just to get everyone buckled in and make sure they’ve got their snacks, and Z.Z. [Zahara, 3] has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky. Angie’s militant about it. She’s right on top of it. Thank God, because I’m always forgetting something.”
On 2½-year-old daughter Shiloh’s Peter Pan obsession: “She only wants to be called John. John or Peter. So it’s a Peter Pan thing. So we’ve got to call her John. ‘Shi, do you want …’ – ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!’ So, you know, it’s just that kind of stuff
Watch Brad’s interview tomorrow on Oprah! The Curious Case of Benjamin Button costar Cate Blanchett will also be on the show. A preview of the show is on YouTube.
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you fat ugly biitches on this website need to get a life.
you sit on a computer all day daydreaming about a life you will NEVER have!!
Brad and Angelina would spit on you!
GET A LIFE YOU FAT UGLY LOSERS!!
I can’t wait to see this on Oprah!
http://celebritytoday.today.com/
Leave the Maniston alone.
She made the smartest choice in Mayer - an immature, vulgar boy who is disrespectful towards women.
What kind of woman would take back a boy who publicly dumped her on TMZ, and a boy who wrote on his blog that he likes to peee on women, and a boy who wrote on his blog that he likes to snag stupid women, and a boy who has made-out with PerezHilton and slept with Jessica Simpson?
A VERY intelligent and uber-self-esteemed woman, that’s who!
And her name - ladies and gents - is Chinnifer.
ugh. lol what happened to his looks? he used to be so cute in the nineties/early 2000’s. seems like a down to earth guy though
eileen @ 11/18/2008 at 5:28 pm
Rant on, honey. Nothing cheers me up more than the sight of a troll in pain. I hope yours is long, intense and excruciating. Your misery = our joy.
Poor trolls are having a cyber-melt down…I love it!!! It’s too much to see their happiness isn’t it :lol: :lol:
Serena @ 11/18/2008 at 4:52 pm
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
So this is you’re new name, Serena? Why don’t stick with one name, everyone knows you’re crazy ass.
Poor thing… Stop wasting you’re time making up stories and fantasizing with the break up of a couple with 6 kids and find HELP. You’re MENTALLY ILL.
Oh, here’s something that i know you will enjoy :lol:
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq312/kenyaluv1/brangechange1317nov08-1.jpg
# 157 guli @ 11/18/2008 at 5:36 pm Poor trolls are having a cyber-melt down…I love it!!! It’s too much to see their happiness isn’t it
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I don’t know what they’re so mad about. They should be happy for Fugly. She’s getting peed on every night by her paid gigolo.
eileen,
Honey… take it easy. Calm down and take a chill pill. You’re getting all apoplectic over Bradley.
You think he is short and fugly? Wow, I’d love to see what you consider tall and handsome :-)
http://www.thewest.com.au/default.aspx?MenuID=5&ContentID=108816
DiCaprio wants to be a father
19th November 2008
Leonardo DiCaprio has announced he wants to have children.
The Titanic actor, who is dating Israeli model Bar Rafaeli, admits he is ready to prove his potential as a father.
He said: “I see these guys, Tobey Maguire, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon with their families, and it reaffirms for me that I definitely want to have a kid someday.”
# 109 Felinelilly @ 11/18/2008 at 4:42 pm
The mom of six also revealed that it was while filming The Changeling that she became pregnant with the twins: “We decided to start trying in the beginning, and by the end I was.”
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I meant to say this morning after I watched the interview that this had me LMAO. The movie only shot for about 6 weeks, 7 at the most…so basically Angie’s saying she got knocked up again RIGHT AWAY. Just like the first time! TAKE THAT, JANICE MIN! BBBBWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Jill @ 11/18/2008 at 5:38 pm
# 157 guli @ 11/18/2008 at 5:36 pm Poor trolls are having a cyber-melt down…I love it!!! It’s too much to see their happiness isn’t it
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I don’t know what they’re so mad about. They should be happy for Fugly. She’s getting peed on every night by her paid gigolo.
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jenhens want jenhag gets pooed on also. Then they will be happy.
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117996018.html?categoryId=3296&cs=1
French composer Alexandre Desplat has faced his share of eclectic challenges — from “Birth” to “Syriana” to his Oscar-nominated “The Queen” — but rarely one as difficult as “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,” David Fincher’s epic adaptation of the F. Scott Fitzgerald short story about a man who ages in reverse.
“The character is an innocent watching life around him. How do you show his soul with music?,” the composer asked. “How do you manage on a long story — the life of a man and all his various encounters, sad or joyful or thrilling or dangerous — to find a musical path that progresses?”
Subtlety and restraint were the bywords, he says. “Don’t think lush, huge orchestral score; think lush chamber-music score,” he explains. “The detail is very important. All these colors, as in a chamber group, answer to each other: The trumpet will dialogue with the flute, the saxophone with the viola or cello, all very interwoven.”
The music didn’t have to reflect the period, he and Fincher decided. “We’re following his soul, not the world around him,” Desplat adds.
Fifty strings, two harps and various keyboards that could “play in a transparent way, and still give the notion of movement and time passing,” were critical, he says. “Instead of overwhelming the soundtrack with music, you have to keep quiet but (with) very strong musical energy. It’s more of an undercurrent in the movie.”
# 110 Serena @ 11/18/2008 at 4:42 pm
Pitt and Angie are obviously leading different lives. It was obvious in their body language. They couldn’t stand each other last night.
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You’re right…they LAID each other instead. BBBWWWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Deej..give it up…you’re such a moron…
# 114 eileen @ 11/18/2008 at 4:45 pm
Wish this family would go away. I am so bored by them!!
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You’re so bored you felt compelled to come to JustJareds.com - a known Jolie-Pitt fan enclave - and tell us they bore you? Methinks your boredom has more to do with the tedious state of your pea brain than the Jolie-Pitts. Your boredom is your own fault. That’s what you get for reading stories about people who don’t interest you. DUH.
Passing Through @ 11/18/2008 at 5:44 pm # 109 Felinelilly @ 11/18/2008 at 4:42 pm
The mom of six also revealed that it was while filming The Changeling that she became pregnant with the twins: “We decided to start trying in the beginning, and by the end I was.”
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I meant to say this morning after I watched the interview that this had me LMAO. The movie only shot for about 6 weeks, 7 at the most…so basically Angie’s saying she got knocked up again RIGHT AWAY. Just like the first time! TAKE THAT, JANICE MIN! BBBBWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Another debunk proof against IN VITRO or fertility pill wich must be taken for 3 months (fertility pills) and after 6 months of examen and then months after that for the IN VITRO treatment….period of a y
# 121 Peaches @ 11/18/2008 at 4:51 pm
Passing Through @ 11/18/2008 at 4:44 pm # 585 Peaches @ 11/18/2008 at 1:07 pm
Passing Through @ 11/18/2008 at 12:51 pm # 491 JM @ 11/18/2008 at 6:25 am
What cracks me up is that the same thing happened when X did “The Big Give Nothing But Ego Stroking”. Didn’t Okra think that was a clue? I hardly think this bodes well for the dog flick..
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At first I thought the Dog flick would do good because well it is a dog flick and people like dogs. But I’m beginning to think because of the ending it may not be seen as child appropriate. X’a appeal seems to finally be weening so I think Owen Wilson will be the deciding factor.
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I think the deciding factor is - Adam Sandler is a hell of a lot more popular than Owen Wilson. The end.
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IA. Adam is a lot more popular but his last two flicks with Drew B. didn’t do well either. I don’t think Owen’s last movie did well, either. I am just hoping Brad’s movie does well. Lots of movies coming out that day.
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Adam Sandler’s last movie was “Don’t Mess With Zohan” - it came out just before Wanted - and grossed $100MIL, $200MIL worldwide. The opening weeked was $38.5 - more than Owen Wilson’s last flick - Drillbit Taylor - made in it’s entire run (32.8MIL). The only thing that will help the dog flick is that it’s based on a very popular MVM book.
Yes Serena, look how ‘angry,’ they are at each other here…bahahahaha…you scary jealous hater.
http://photo.wenn.com/get_preview.php?id=3768892
juju @ 11/18/2008 at 5:37 pm
OMG Please stop posting that PIC as a defending.
As an Angie’s fan , YOU should get sad looking at that PIC. Angie was looking at him. But he didn’t bother even looking at HER. That’s one sad pic. He is totally looking at another direction. HOW SAD.
And again JUST ONE PIC?
Jill @ 11/18/2008 at 5:38 pm
I don’t know what they’re so mad about. They should be happy for Fugly. She’s getting peed on every night by her paid gigolo.
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well the bottom line is they know as well as X knows that she will NEVER find a guy like Brad EVER again!!! She lucked out once … a blind date set up by Huvane when Brad was on the rebound from GP, she hit the sack with him that night and with some arm twisting and fake pregger stories she bagged him and then the b!tch cocky and confident that Brad would never leave her fuggly, lying face… ROTFLMAO! Of course the X hens know what a loser JM is and can’t rejoice …well JMHO eventhough he is paid at least she has that smuck not just her dogs :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://news.google.com/news?tab=wn&ned=us&hl=en&ned=us&q=Angelina+Jolie+Changeling&ie=UTF-8&nolr=1&sa=N&start=20
Hip clip can make the difference
Finding just the right moment of a performance matters
By STUART LEVINE
What, exactly, does it take for an actor to get noticed these days?
For awards purposes, someone who has a Howard Beale-like onscreen meltdown can generate tons of publicity in a crowded field. Daniel Day-Lewis probably wouldn’t select the “I drink your milkshake” monologue from “There Will Be Blood” as his finest moment in the film, but the clip became a vital marketing tool that piqued voters’ interest — assuming they weren’t onboard already.
Among the clips to be shown dozens of times this year include Meryl Streep’s confrontation with Philip Seymour Hoffman in “Doubt,” Angelina Jolie’s “That’s not my son” speech in “Changeling” and Sean Penn addressing the masses in “Milk.”
…oohhh ophrey you do it for me ovah and ovahh!!…aahh!
# 124 Passing Through @ 11/18/2008 at 4:53 pm # 26 ebmo @ 11/18/2008 at 2:59 pm
For PT
carried over from the last thread:
Passing Through @ 11/18/2008 at 1:48 pm
THE FANISTONS THINK X SHOULD PLAY CATWOMAN!!!! I fcuking kid you not! This shite is hilarious…delusional…but hilarious…
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Thanks PT, I just shot diet coke through my nose!
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Yeah, that was pretty special, wasn’t it? Talk about delusional. My favorite comment was the idiiot who said X would be so hot in a catsuit and cracking a whip. Must be the day for spitting liquids because I laughed so hard I spit water all over my keyboard and immediately said to myself, “I HAVE GOT to share this shite!”
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Whiniest Catwoman ever!
“Like oh my God! Batmaaaaaaaaaan!!!!! That was so totally uncool the way you like umm foiled my plaaaaannn. Touch my butt Touch my Butt!!!”
NEWS - November 18, 2008
Angelina: “100% Authentic & True”
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Angelina Jolie may be the hottest actress around, but she doesn’t let the fawning inflate her ego — so says Oscar-winner Ron Howard, who produced her crime drama Changeling.
“As powerful and glamorous a person as she is, she was 100% authentic and true,” he tells OK! at the premiere of his new film, Frost/Nixon, premiere at NYC’s Ziegfeld Theatre on Monday. “She’s great.”
*(Cliniqua: TRANSLATION, Ron Howard is essentially telling you what a LIAR Maniston is. LOL :lol:)
Now that Angelina, 33, is up to six kids – Maddox, 7, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, Shiloh, 2, and four-month-old twins Knox and Vivienne — with beau Brad Pitt, 44, she should be prepared to make sacrifices.
“For anybody who takes on that task and decides to deal with it responsibly, it means that there’s not much time for anything else,” Ron says. “You can love your family and you can love your work, and that had better be the extent of it because they’re both huge undertakings.”
Meanwhile, Pitt appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show (the interview airs Nov. 19), where he shared some of his family’s funnier moments.
Of daughter Shiloh, Brad says, “She only wants to be called John. John or Peter. So it’s a Peter Pan thing. So we’ve got to call her John. [I'll say] ‘Shi, do you want…’ [she'll say] ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ and she goes, ‘No!’ So, you know, it’s just that kind of stuff that’s cute to parents, and it’s probably really obnoxious to other people.”
Brad who was on the show to promote his new film The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, tells Oprah that when it comes to the daily routine, Angelina is the the boss.
“It’s like a half-hour just to get everyone buckled in and make sure they’ve got their snacks,” he says. “Z.Z. [Zahara] has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky. Angie’s militant about it. She’s right on top of it. Thank God, because I’m always forgetting something.”
By Valerie Nome
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Changing gears…just got finished watching E’s 101 Sexiest Bodies of All Time: #2 BRAD PITT, #1 ANGELINA JOLIE. Ahahahahahahaha!!
I hope Maniston and John ‘Peeboy’ Gayer were watching TV. Hahahaha. What was the best were the comments from other actors, comedians, commentators. “Sexiest woman in CINEMATIC HISTORY, BAR NONE.” “Brad better take his vitamins!” LOLOLOL
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OT for PT, from two previous threads:
Hey there PT,
I wrote my last post in a hurry, had to leave and after posting it realized that I wasn’t succinct in what I posted and you’d catch me on my comment…and you did and I’m glad you did. I don’t want to give “them” any credit…and I do agree with you…most (I know you think “all”) just don’t have the “skill”, some…a few, fit the category of “denial” and living in “lalaland” that I was referring to and they identify with her, but they all sink like the bulldog…waving and slashing about trying to make sense of it all…some of the JA bulldogs probably hang onto the fantasy they too will find their prince someday who also get them out from forever playing in the kiddie pool with all the other D-list bulldogs and be able to play with the A-list Golden Retrievers in the big pool.
Re: my statement “which begs the question…why was it in her mind an “either or” situation?”
I knew you’d hit it and elaborate. This has been your slant all along and I concur…it’s to your credit plus your description is so much more vivid than I could present, eg “dangling that carrot to keep Brad hanging in there” does more justice to the low end “conniving” heart of her act. My “begging question” only left one obvious answer and that was yours.
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