OlderBrad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit
Brad Pitt opens up to Oprah about partner Angelina Jolie and their six kids.
On how fatherhood has changed him: “[I'm] tough as nails. I’m impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can’t get me. You cannot break me down.”
On quick outings being a thing of the past: “We don’t go to the mall. It’s like a half-an-hour just to get everyone buckled in and make sure they’ve got their snacks, and Z.Z. [Zahara, 3] has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky. Angie’s militant about it. She’s right on top of it. Thank God, because I’m always forgetting something.”
On 2½-year-old daughter Shiloh’s Peter Pan obsession: “She only wants to be called John. John or Peter. So it’s a Peter Pan thing. So we’ve got to call her John. ‘Shi, do you want …’ – ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!’ So, you know, it’s just that kind of stuff
Watch Brad’s interview tomorrow on Oprah! The Curious Case of Benjamin Button costar Cate Blanchett will also be on the show. A preview of the show is on YouTube.
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He adores to be a dad!!. I´m so happy he found Angie, the woman of his dreams, and now he has big and lovely family.
God!! they were meant to be together!!.
Thanks JJ for the new thread.
Angelina: “100% Authentic & True”
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Angelina Jolie may be the hottest actress around, but she doesn’t let the fawning inflate her ego — so says Oscar-winner Ron Howard, who produced her crime drama Changeling.
“As powerful and glamorous a person as she is, she was 100% authentic and true,” he tells
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Dustin Hoffman and Clint Eastwood basically said the same thing. All these gentlemen have been in Hollywood and know how fake alot of star are. This is why they went out of their way to call Angelina TRUE AND AUTHENTIC.
Okay slap me and call me silly. For some reason I was thinking the interview was today.. Even though it says tomorrow. Oh snap. Ohwell it gives me something else to look forward to. heheheheheheheh laughing at myself. Peace :lol:
Love them ‘re beautiful family.
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=ERQ0uCN76j4
People here don’t talk about x she is not important at all It seems she is trying to thrash Angie about something Angie said two yrs ago. The quote with Angie’s name is right on the cover of the V mag right beside her fug face. That’s sad.. Perhaps we should be honest it is the only way this mag will sell or at least she thought that might help..Pitiful Pathetic no different than 4 yrs ago.
I read what i could on the net and it’s all happy happy happy..
Sounds like she is trying to imitate Angies genuine words of love.
ROTFLMAO I tried using the word uncool to my 17 yr old son and he cracked up laughing. He said, Mom do you know how ancient you sound.? We (him and friends) don’t talk like that. Pulease mom just be yourself and stop talking like that.. It’s either cool or it’s not . But never uncool. I couldn’t keep a straight face any longer.
We both started laughing. He went outside and i could hear him laughing saying my mom said i was uncool and his friends laughed. WTH! Ancient????
I am the same age as the x.
Try it if you have teens. good for a laugh(:)
eileen- must be awful to be such a miserable, lonely, hateful,resentful, ugly person. Get over it, Brad is happier than he’s ever been with Angie and it shows! Too bad you have never felt that kind of love from a man- make that anyone- you can’t have to be as hateful as you are! Well honey-eat sh*t - it is wonderful to be a Brad/Angie fan! They are so popular and there are millions who love them. Plus he is so *****ing hot! What a hot man!
So just take your meds, and keep on being the hateful person you are and you will always be alone and lonely-hahahahahahahahaahhahah
SACHA @ 11/18/2008 at 6:48 pm
Why you would think anyone is jealous of Jen and John is beyond me. I don’t dislike Jen, but can’t understand why she is with this serial dater who likes to pee on his dates and get peed on.
Mmmm.
Maybe Jen is more kinky than we all thought?
Since Angelina’s kinkiness seems to be what the haters dwell on; maybe if Jen starts letting us all know how she likes the Golden Showers, then maybe the AJ/BP fans will like her better.
Mmmm.
Something to think about as the haters hate with such idiocy on a woman who is only trying to do her best to raise her kids and be a partner to her husband, do good in the world thru her charity work and do good in her craft: acting.
# 173 ebmo @ 11/18/2008 at 6:04 pm
# 124 Passing Through @ 11/18/2008 at 4:53 pm # 26 ebmo @ 11/18/2008 at 2:59 pm
For PT
carried over from the last thread:
Passing Through @ 11/18/2008 at 1:48 pm
THE FANISTONS THINK X SHOULD PLAY CATWOMAN!!!! I fcuking kid you not! This shite is hilarious…delusional…but hilarious…
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Thanks PT, I just shot diet coke through my nose!
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Yeah, that was pretty special, wasn’t it? Talk about delusional. My favorite comment was the idiiot who said X would be so hot in a catsuit and cracking a whip. Must be the day for spitting liquids because I laughed so hard I spit water all over my keyboard and immediately said to myself, “I HAVE GOT to share this shite!”
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Whiniest Catwoman ever!
“Like oh my God! Batmaaaaaaaaaan!!!!! That was so totally uncool the way you like umm foiled my plaaaaannn. Touch my butt Touch my Butt!!!”
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LOL. Yeah, X is more suited for the Adam West version of Batman than the Christian Bale version. I can see her in a catsuit…flipping her hair, blinking her eyes rabidly while fluttering her hands in front of her mask-covered face as the words, “POW,” “BAM,” and “KABOOM” splash across the screen.
Have never watched the Big Okra before, but probably will tomorrow to see Brad’s interview. He’s so immersed in his family that it’s a joy to watch how he talks about his full life with Angie.
I bet Brad must really feel like it was 100 years ago in another lifetime that he was married to that orange coloured 40 year old whiney thing.
Thanks Jared.
SACHA @ 11/18/2008 at 6:48 pm
Believe me when I tell you I will be as happy as a clam if Fugly and the Urinator get married before the year is out. Then maybe this whole stupid triange sh*t will finally be laid to rest.
Although I think it is much more likely that Fugly is going to get re-dumped by the Urinator before the year is out, but who knows… maybe there really is a Santa Claus.
M&MS on FX now.
eileen every post you write just cracks me up. It’s tickles me to see you in such pain and so jealous!!!! SO funny!!! Pitt is so hot!!!
You probably need a fire truck to get you out of your chair, that’s why you continue to post on people you say you don’t like- you’re too fat to move, Keep on cracking me up with you jealousy! Makes you look so stupid jenho, I mean eileen!!!!
Oprah ratings will be high. Talking about kids and their little behaviors is so cute. I bet they have a great time with their kids and have many funny stories to tell. SJP always tells what her son is saying and doing. Also Brenden Frazier was hilarious when he said on the View how children are the true actors. He was showing how his son was acting when he said that he just had to have a certain toy. It was so funny. Even Michelle Obama talks about things her dtrs say. Poor Jen can only talk about her dogs. Oh, I forgot, she can talk about what her son, John M., does and says! lol.
Brad is right, your children are a mirror of yourself at times. Your expressions and your comments you said two weeks ago and had forgotten. Out the blue they will say it. Sometimes at the time you do not want to hear it. Love this family. With so many different kids, you know they could write a book. It would sale!!!
OMFG!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Alec Baldwin on Kissing Jennifer Aniston: ‘It Was Painful’”
No I didn’t make that up. Here’s the link:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/11/alec_baldwin_on_kissing_jennif.html
love them @ 11/18/2008 at 7:33 pm
M&MS on FX now.
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FX is so uncool to keep showing M&MS over and over and over again. :)
# 175 first and last post @ 11/18/2008 at 6:06 pm
FALP -
I wasn’t sure if you saw that message or not. Yeah, X really isn’t very good about keeping her options open or being open to change. She had a gameplan going into her relationship with Brad - setting up a blind date, sleeping with him on the same date…basically manipulating him all along the line. If you’re going to run a con you need to be able to change your plans on the fly - which X couldn’t do or else she’d have spit out a kid. Hasn’t this moron ever seen “The Grifters”? Anjelica Huston’s character was a user…just like X. Such a user that she slept with her own son to get him to do what she wanted…then stabbed him in the back. Or how about “Body Heat”? Kathleen Turner turned William Hurt inside out, set him up for murder and walked away a free woman. X? Nope. Can’t adapt a strategy to save her life. That’s why, after nearly 4 years, she’s STILL playing stupid PR games to stay relevant and keep the MVM firmly in her corner. THIS is why X failed at playing the femme fatale in “Derailed” - ho hasn’t got a clue how to improvise. I bet she’s got her underwear, socks and bras labelled for each day of the week and can’t wear Thursday’s drawers on Monday or else the world will stop turning…
Jill @ 11/18/2008 at 7:38 pm OMFG!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Alec Baldwin on Kissing Jennifer Aniston: ‘It Was Painful’”
At last night’s Tisch on Stage gala at the Time Warner Center, 30 Rock actor Alec Baldwin made a very brief stop on the red carpet and hurried away, but not before we leaped over the velvet rope, ran across the room, and cornered him. Sort of like how Jennifer Aniston, who played Liz Lemon’s “Crazy Putty” friend, pursued Jack a few weeks ago on the show! Once we had Baldwin backed up against the wall, we asked what it was like to make out with Aniston, obviously. “It was painful,” Baldwin sighed. “I mean, every man who’s had to make out with her in TV and movies — I don’t know how they do it.”
No I didn’t make that up. Here’s the link:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/11/alec_baldwin_on_kissing_jennif.html
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LMAO !!!!
Remembered the story about Brad being offering p*rn vids on a daily basis by Aniston herself…maybe he needed to be put in the mood before ….so that he could swallow the night ‘pill’ easily !!!!
I’m in stiches !
DECENCY @ 11/18/2008 at 7:39 pm —I know how UNCOOL can they be…at least throw in a few crumbs for the loser lol: :lol:
hehehe…..ritchie and maniston!
Not impressed by JA @ 11/18/2008 at 7:46 pm
The funniest part is that although Baldwin may have meant it as a joke, Aniston is so insecure she’ll probably sh*t a brick. I can just picture her now throwing the mother of all hissy-fits and screaming at the Urinator how Baldwin dissed her.
Cute Shiloh, she’s at the cutest, adorable stage of childhood.
When my kid where at that stage - toddler stage, I can’t wait to be home with them right after work doing nothing just cuddlng, talking with them. putiing any obstacle met at work on the back of my mind.
that’s the joyous part of parenthood. I reckon Brad couldn’t be happier in his life.
DECENCY- and I’m soooo uncool for watching it! :)
Dancer……….the haters don’t care about Aniston, they just found a vehicle in her divorce to relate to in terms of being a ‘dumpee’…..
Angie became a public target, an empowered woman with it all, while they feel they got shortchanged by life. Same victimization endlessly perpetuated by Aniston. They relate to her ‘poor me’ attitude.
Also, Instead of looking at the qualites that made Angie successful … like hard work, focus, humility and heart, they just ‘resent’ her good fortune.
These are ‘new’ souls whom unfortunately don’t have the IQ to see beyond the obvious. They can’t dig deeper than the septic tank to find clean water.
We have all met this type of person at some time or another and disliked them intensely. They add nothing to anyone’s life. They are the opposite to Angie in terms of self-actualization. This type of personality is wretched but they aren’t going to go away. They feed off their own discontent.
Brad all nigh have Angie in your hands and kisses lips
Okay, guys I take second chair to no one in my contempt of Aniston as both an actress and as a person but I am sure Baldwin was just joking and being sarcastic. I think.
Just saw Aniston on ET [ with her fake charity work of the extreme scarifice of filming a commercial for St Judes] and it just reiterated what I thought I saw on her in 30 Rock. She has had face work. Her cheeks are too puffy and her eyes look all squinty as a consequence. Well, I guess this is some change. Chipmunk cheeks, squinty eye change. See and you all thought she could never change.
SACHA# 190
OK jenho or john whoever you are. O.K. so big news by the end of the year about you 2 that might even surprise Brangelina?
Well 1st of all B&A could care less about what the ***** or urinator do- they could care less-unlike jenho who is obssessed with Angie.
So I’m thinking the only thing that could keep these 2 famewhores in the news is her being pregnant and I think they know that so they have probably been going at it because they are so desparate for the publicity. Frankly I could care less about these 2 and hope that they fade away fast no matter what the news is. Don’t care and jenho’s 15 min. have been up. But I wouldn’t put it past her just to get pregnant not because she wants a baby but because she knows she’s a loser and people think of her as a joke and thinks thats the only thing that could keep her in the limelight. God knows not her acting!!!!!! That would just be even sadder to me- what losers those 2 have become.
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