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Angelina Jolie Tortures Jennifer Aniston?
Please don’t shoot the messenger!
Us Weekly’s latest cover story goes in-depth on how Angelina Jolie supposedly tortures her current partner’s ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston.
The headline bullet points read:
– What she says about Jen behind her back
– NEW DETAILS: How she got naked on set to seduce a married Brad
– Why Jen refuses to blame Brad for her pain
Other top stories in this issue: Reese Witherspoon opening up about her love for Jake Gyllenhaal, the war going on behind Taylor Swift and ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas as well as why singer Brandy lied.
Dun dun dun.
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ROTFLMBAO! More hilarity from OuttaTouch…
“JEN, IM SORRY: BRAD FINALLY SEEKS FORGIVENESS - WILL IT ERASE FOUR YEARS OF JEN’S HURT?”
“PLUS, ANGELINA’S FURIOUS THEY’RE TALKING AGAIN!”
Uh…’scuse me for pointing this out, but y’all have been claiming for 4 years that they were still talking so why would Angie be mad that “talking AGAIN”? I love it when these idiots bust their own lies…
http://coverawards.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/intouchweeklyjenniferanistoncoverawardsmarkpasetsky.jpg
i don’t think this story is true..they just want to sell their magazin that’s all..shame on you us weekly!!!
OH, SHITE! THIS WEEK’S A FCUKING TABLOID REPORT GOLDMINE!
Star couldn’t rise above the fray either…
“FURIOUS BRAD: SHUT UP, JEN!” (I echo the sentiment, Bradley…)
- “The call Angie FORCED him to make” (Yeah, Angie had to force him to use the phone because before that he was planning on using one of their planes to go Hiroshima on X’s old ass…)
- “Jen warns: He’ll dump you too!” (Angie fires back, “Yeah, but only off his lap after I’ve fcuked him silly!”
- FINALLY REVEALED: The REAL reason Jen wouldn’t have Brad’s Baby” (Uh, cuz she’s a fcuking moron?)
We don’t know these people. I use to really like Brad just until last wk. Its obvious Brad did not want Jen to hear this or he would have told Jen himself. But now I know nothing b/c I don’t even know Brad anymore. I don’t care if Angie and Brad are together. I just feel things should be left unsaid.
It doesn’t mean jen isn’t over Brad of she is, Jen moved on a long time ago. You make like divorcing someone is easy. Jen did have a hard time.
Everyone’s angry at Jen for saying Angie is (uncool) with things she has said, god Jen is awfully polite to Angie and Brad..
I wish Jen nothing but Happiness with John they seem very serious I hope she gets everything she deserves. PEACE EVERYONE!!
BTW - Only OK and the NE didn’t slap the X farce on the cover. OK is still riding the Obama train, and NE says Mel is getting a divorce for his mistress. They say his wife finally had enough. First of all…Mel ain’t getting a divorce. Mel doesn’t believe in divorce. Secondly…Mel is keeping his money. The Mrs. will stay the Mrs. and the new tart will go the way of all the others - out the back door with a hefty settlement… After nearly 20 years…hasn’t the NE learned ANYTHING about Mel? Sheesh…
LOL at Maniston
Maniston looks like Dustin Hoffman
just for laugh @ 11/18/2008 at 4:05 pm
Dear Ted:
Why do people call Jennifer Aniston “Maniston”? At first I thought it was because she was dating John Mayer. But they broke up and I kept seeing her referred to as Maniston. Is it because she kind of looks like a man? I mean, she makes herself kind of cute but it isn’t a great face.
—Alex
Dear Mangina:
On the nose. But there are oodles better nicknames to describe Jen. Whiniston would be my pick.
I love angelina and think aniston is vile
# 56 lips1ut @ 11/19/2008 at 11:40 am I DONT THINK THOSE ARE LIES, JOLIE IS A S1UT so that’s probably is normal to her, seducing married man by being naked on set and talking behind ppl’s back and cover her b*tchiness by ADOPTING and FAKECRYING during interview, talking bout her mother. WHAT A F**KING SL*T WH*RE
I BET SHE’S F**KING THE MOVIE PRODUCERS FOR HER NEXT PROJECT (IM THINKING AN O RGY WITH HER AND AT LEAST 10 OLDER GUYS).. WHAT A F**KING WH00RE
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I’m not getting into all of that, if she did get naked fine, but thats not all it is . I believe angie is psychotic and know what to say and how to play the game real well.. Well they think there the best. But I don’t like either anymore.. I also feel sorry for Brads really nice parents what Angie puts them through i think she also wants to drive a wedge between son and parents..
deana @ 11/19/2008
I SECOND THAT!
The magazines are just printing this because it sells. Who cares.
Brad and Angelina have a zillion kids, we know all about breast
feeding, that they pee and that why they look so tired but it is
just wonderful. It was silly of Angelina to take about when they
fell in love, totally uncalled for but saying the it was uncool was
hardly a big smear. They have brought Jen up several times
but who cares. If they are happy and Jen looks happy, healthy
and is going with John why even keep bringing it up. She is dating
and seems to have moved on, like she said it’s been a 100 yrs
and it is the same old crap over and over. For some reason
people just can’t let it go. Jen doesn’t have to get married just
to stop it . It has been years and it is the same thing over and
over. It is way past time to stop.
TEAM JOLIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Can’t wait to get 1 copy of this magazine . Well done, Jen !
I AM A TROLL WHO POSTS CRAP
I would personally love to torture every freaking tabloid editor who keeps this damn triangle going.
Four years already and they’re still milking it for all they are worth.
This sh*t was old three years ago. Enough is enough. I’m off this thread.
(To edith @ 11/19/2008 at 11:16 am : Smart move on Vogue. I cancelled my subscription two weeks ago.)
Why would you want to buy a copy of this magazine if you’re a fan of jen’s - they made her look like Dustin Hoffman Tootsie on the cover, and they give Angelina all the power. LOLOL
If anything, this continues to mythologize Angelina as this sexy hot magical seductive wonder woman, and reduces Aniston to the big fat zero that she actually is (as low ratings for her Oprah show, and 30 Rock attest).
Vogue was smart to put Angelina on Aniston’s Vogue cover too.
They know what we all know - including Aniston and her PR machine. Aniston is talked about and still relevant only because of ‘Brangelina.’
Going back to the Brad/Oprah thread.
No one seems to be posting here. Oh, Cliniqua said it already - see ya. Don’t post here. Go to the Brad Oprah thread. That’s where everybody is.
i am so ugly that no one will enen look at me, that’s why i hate the beautiful angelina, i am very jealous of her
viewers @ 11/19/2008 at 11:52 am Can’t wait to get 1 copy of this magazine . Well done, Jen !
Well done? Why Jen is a victim. She wanted to be looked as a new independent woman. Yet all these tabs show that Angelina can just wink and Ansiton starts whining.
Welcome back to the triangle Jen. You are the one that showed the media that what Brad and Angelina does still interest and still bothers you. Wrong move.
i wish aniston would admit she is a vile man
# 59 deana @ 11/19/2008 at 11:46 am I love angelina and think aniston is vile
I didn’t write that moron its the other way around. Brad and angie are both vile.
# 66 Jill @ 11/19/2008 at 11:56 am I would personally love to torture every freaking tabloid editor who keeps this damn triangle going.
Four years already and they’re still milking it for all they are worth.
This sh*t was old three years ago. Enough is enough. I’m off this thread.
(To edith @ 11/19/2008 at 11:16 am : Smart move on Vogue. I cancelled my subscription two weeks ago.)
Yeah Jill you just can’t help yourself. Either you’ll be honest under your on name or use another you are obsessed with Angie but not Brad..
Just Jared is a Jolie/Pitt love machine.He posts Jennifer stuff to get the haters to give him hits.My advice..stay off of it!!! You will never read a positive article about Jennifer on there…the freaks take over that site..he himself calls them Jolie/Pitt freaks …from what I’ve read on other sites if you write a nice Jennifer comment on JJ..it gets tagged and it is deleted…reporting what I’ve just heard!Also he himself will take a positive article about Jennifer from another site and reword it so it becomes negative!For example the Parade article where Jennifer was one of the top ten movie stars by their fans..he didn’t mention her at all…stuck with his favs!!!
and I also noticed that the most freguently attacked person is JEN and Suri and her whole family!!!!
I think we all know why!
i doubt very much tht angie wud get naked to get brad to fall in love wit her
brads frend has sed in an interveiw that he (brad) stopped lovin jen after 6 weeks of marriage
ok people you need to get a life it has been 4 years already.
it even a part of this was true it would have been printed 4 years ago.
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