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Jennifer Aniston Covers NY Times Magazine

Jennifer Aniston Covers NY Times Magazine

Jennifer Aniston opens up about her TV and movie career in this weekend’s New York Times Magazine. Here are some highlights via Us Weekly:

On her new movie’s title: “I wish it was She’s Just Not That Into. Unfortunately, it’s He’s Just Not That Into You. The other would be more empowering.”

On finding success after Friends ended in 2004: “I thought I’d never get movies.”

On landing her role of spoiled Rachel Green: “[It was] the first time I felt like part of the cool kids.”

On watching Friends re-runs on TV: “There are times I don’t even remember that particular show. This is horrible to say, but there are times when I laugh my rear end off. And I get in debates with people who are over and say, Friends is not my thing.’ Excuse you!”

On if Friends would be a hit today: “Hard to tell — that was a different time. Now TV has too much to do with celebrity. We have reality television, where people try to become celebrities….”

Aniston’s next comedy, Marley & Me, costarring Owen Wilson opens on Christmas Day.

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233 Comments

# 1

The NY Times has jumped the shark with her on the cover.

And the Times used to be respectable.

# 2
PhillyGirl @ 11/19/2008 at 3:22 pm

OMG I Love this women

# 3

Her face looks mashed.

# 4

I LOVE FRIENDS,
my favorite tv show of all time

# 5
karma is a btch! @ 11/19/2008 at 3:30 pm

OMFG! What is she trying to do with her face? Look sexy?! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

# 6

I looooove her!!!

# 7

Beautiful, talented, friendly, honest, funny, clever and sweet. Love my girl Jen.

# 8

talk about CGI…what did Lisa Rinna let her borrow her fake lips. As usual, hair obscuring ugly mug, face contorted to lessen the homely - typical Maniston tricks. I guess she was so horrified by that tranny looking Vogue cover, Huvane her powerful PR flack got on the phone and begged for this one.

Reading that excerpt, what warrants that cover? her low ratings on Oprah, her low ratings for 30 rock, and the critical pans she got??

lol

Her dog movie isn’t out til x-mas, and that other movie isn’t out til almost spring. It’s really weird, she’s like doing film press, for a movie that’s nowhere near coming out and her other movies have all been pushed back (cuz they suck) or they remain undistributed.

Her PR firm CAA and Stephen Huvane really do earn their 15% of her millions.

# 9

STUNNING, she is just a gorgeous woman, end of!

What a homely UGLY stupid b*tch. The NYT has to resort to creating a cartoon just to make her halfway presntable? lolol Why is she trashing her own movies? dumb b*tc h. lol

OMG–no wonder everyone calls her MANISTON!!! Geez..that woman really looks like a MAN…yikes!!! Ohh how old is this WOMAN, 40 right??? So why is she talking like a freakin teenager ‘cool’/'uncool’ When is this twit going to grow up and get a life…and it won’t be in the movies..that ship sailed after Brad dumped the talentless sitcom TV hack :-)

empowering ? … Now who is she trying to kid? !
She loves playing weak.

ENUf w/the PLASTIc SURGERY JEN @ 11/19/2008 at 3:36 pm

Not even tens of thousands of plastic surgery can fix that ugly mug. nor can hair obscuring, face contorting, photoshopping - the FUG is still there. VERDICT: TRANNY with big nose, beady eyes, and NO LIPS.

Lip enhancement alert. LOL

what happen to her lips? Less is always more.

DOG FACED MANISTON @ 11/19/2008 at 3:37 pm

Weak and whiny Maniston. Can her homely face just disappear. What is she even promoting? I don’t get it.

She does a great imitation of Mr. Ed the TV horse. Looks just like him when he puckered up to Mr. Greenjeans, his caretaker. Brings back memories. I wonder if she has a horse bloodline in her family.

not interesting @ 11/19/2008 at 3:39 pm

What’s up with the stealing of another’s actress (I there not to name) poises????? Can she not come up with a good one for herself or is she turning into the “Single White Female”.

She looks like a tranny.

I’m, a fan of Angie’s but I I think Jen’s pretty. But what’s up with her lips and face? Too much photoshop.

I think jennifer is pretty but that picture is not flattering at all…

Looks like she has pink eye. Her eye looks distorted not sexy for sure. I would, looking at her take her to the ER immediately.

Looks like she has pink eye. Her eye looks distorted not sexy for sure. I would, looking at her take her to the ER immediately.

This woman is NOT even CLOSE to being pretty. She is very mannish to me. She is also not in the least bit interesting. What does she even do besides make crap movies and bombard us with her insufferable whining. She actually depresses me. I sense she is just a big neurotic mess, except more BORING than most neurotics. Oh and the people saying she’s attractive, they HAVE to be other women who look just like her, i.e., UGLY TOO.

NYT Subscriber @ 11/19/2008 at 3:41 pm

Thanks NYT..I’ve been waiting for an excuse to cancel my NYT subscription. Thanks for pushing me over the edge with this banal cover of this no-talent whining actress.

She can’t act her way out of a paper bag!!!!! Waste of money on her movies!!

NEW LIPS?? @ 11/19/2008 at 3:43 pm

Wow. Ugly woman. But where’d she get those lips? Looks like they plastered Jolie’s lips on a photoshop of her. LOL

funny when everyone knows she has no lips to speak of.

Passive Aggressive Jen @ 11/19/2008 at 3:45 pm

So jen never thought she’d ‘get movies,’ after Friends ended?

That’s odd. Hadn’t she signed on for up to 4 movies the year Friends ended. hadn’t she done movies all along while on Friends.

I would agree though, she has every reason to lack confidence in herself, she sucks as an actress.

Sorry, you cannot pull of f the Angie Jolie look stupid get your own look you can never imitate a real beauty, you are just plain jane and ugly to boot. Sorry, the plastic surgeries haven’t worked yet, keep trying who knows you may beat Michael Jackson at his own game. Why would anyone want you trying to look sexy on a cover I would cancel my subscription immediately to this magazine for allowing this horrible looking woman to be on its cover.

Jennifer Aniston and sexy not go together at all!

The gig is up Jennifer, give it up! You will never be a sex kitten, it’s just not that into you, sorry.

Pucker up I’m sure you paid a pretty price for those ugly inflated lips. Pleae put her picture on Horse Monthly instead.

Jen. Whiniston @ 11/19/2008 at 3:50 pm

LMAO

Jen’s perfect!!!!
Chin? nice.
Nose ? NIiiiice.
Lips? niiiiiice
?????????????

she’s mocking Jolie’s fish lips!!!!!!HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA …Go girl

She is the one that begged peeboy to come back to her now she is trying to be all about empowering women. LOL.

I think she’s imitating what a horse would like puckering up, definitely not Angie whose lips are natural and beautiful not horse-like.

Spicylily THAILAND @ 11/19/2008 at 3:58 pm

What un ugly horrible magazine cover !!!!!!!!

Is she trying to look sexy or scary or what ?

Oh ! she also got the lip ! Wow !!
Is it COOL, isn’t it ?

It’s just a part of a show business.

Money speaks louder than anything.

this woman is gorgeous…look at her beautiful hair. She doesn’t look forty, petit and feminine, unlike someone else in her morticia adams stage that i can honestly say looks older than Jennifer. You know the one i’m talking about. The one and only Trangelina, Manjawlina, Manjelina Holina smackelina. Take your pick.

I think she’s obsessed with Angie and wants to pose like her but too bad she is so ugly even if she was making fun of her it makes her look so ugly and stupid. She should be on the cover of MAD magazine if it was still in circulation.

Not impressed by JA @ 11/19/2008 at 4:03 pm

Maniston can get away with the picture because of Photoshop and plastic enhancement !

Too bad, she can’t fake intellect and maturity ! her answers are dumb, fraudulent, and immature ! She’s a real bimbo with flip flopping tendencies and definitely schizophrenic !!

LOL, OH THE WONDERS OF PHOTOSHOP

I loved Friends!!! It was a brilliant show! Never gets old. Thank God for re-runs!

[I'm not Ana @ 11/19/2008 at 3:33 pm #9, but I'll agree that Jennifer is a beautiful woman and looks great on this picture.]

seriously, i can’t stand this TV hack, i will not log on any more until this fame wh ore is out of the spot light, she is making me sick for real. please go away, poor brad, his mistake with this low rent fug is lasting a life time, she is a thorn in his side. her and her stupid fans, she can’t act, yet she rides their coat tail,stop associating her with brad and Angie. you bed hopping,lying,phony.

This woman is nuts trying to copy Angelina Jolie,Now the Lips,My Gawd LOL She is such a Beotch.

Not impressed by JA @ 11/19/2008 at 4:21 pm

“On her new movie’s title: “I wish it was She’s Just Not That Into. Unfortunately, it’s He’s Just Not That Into You. The other would be more empowering.”
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That statement says it all.

She was rightfully casted to be in ‘HE IS NOT THAT INTO YOU’ because, till this day, she lived that motto to the fullest as she whines and whines….

When you go out with some playa who sh*ts and pees on women and brags about it, you are insane. When you did it a second time around after he publicly humiliate you, saying he doesn’t care about you, you are below trash, selfrespectless.

No sympathy for your likes who likes their man treating them like dirt !

She wouldn’t be credible to portray a woman who’s in control and who has enough integrity and self esteem to not go out with a dog, let alone begged him to take her back !

EMPOWERMENT and ANISTON doesn’t belong to the same sentence. DESPERATE, WEAK and SHAMLESSNESS no doubt about it !

She looks a dab scary …

OMG SHE”S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

dianad1968 @ 11/19/2008 at 4:24 pm

On if Friends would be a hit today: “Hard to tell — that was a different time. Now TV has too much to do with celebrity. We have reality television, where people try to become celebrities

This woman is such a condesending b**ch.

Haha she looks stupid

dianad1968 @ 11/19/2008 at 4:25 pm

By the way, what’s up with her mouth? Her lips look weird. :lol:

i absolutely love jennifer aniston!!! friends is my favorite show =)

Angelina, stop signing on to post negative crap about Jen. Aren’t you getting enough media attention with your boring media blast about anything and everything in your life/

she looks like a tranny

If she is ugly, then what are you? She isn’t drop dead gorgeous, but she isn’t ugly. HONESTLY who here thinks they look better than her? Honestly…

Geeze! Doesn’t anyone have any shred of human kindness anymore? What is up with all the cruel & degrading comments? I’m not a Jennifer Aniston fan myself and can’t proclaim to be an expert on the controversies surrounding her issues with Angelina or Brad, but c’mon people, is the meanness necessary?

The lot of you can’t forgive JA for her trash talk and not being able to move on, but from the way most of you are behaving, I’d say that you’re no different.

My apologies if I’ve offended anyone, but I really am appalled at the lack of humanity on this forum.

anonymous @ 11/19/2008 at 4:46 pm

What could the NY Times be thinking? There is just nothing interesting about this person - she barely acts, she barely works, she has no interesting hobbies or passions, she has never had anything intersting to say in interviews I have either read or watched, and she seems to love a very small life when she has been given very large rewards. There are so many worthy actresses who deserve this and whose lives are more interesting.

I’m not going to put down her appearance because that’s an individual taste and lord knows every woman on the planet can look good with that type of money and attention. It’s just that as a woman she embarrasses me for her inertia and her superficial and almost childlike discourse.

love jen so much

nice cover, much better than vogue

LMAO #53!!!

The beautiful Jen. Oh great, first the Jolie fans had to boycott US Weekly, now the NY Times, what will they read?????????????????
I guess they will just have to watch Oprah (wink) !!

woody allen @ 11/19/2008 at 4:50 pm

nice poster
not much else 2 say

Oh cr@p, Oprah had Jen on last week. Funny they don’t boycott that too! LMAO!

aniston's_colossal_chin @ 11/19/2008 at 4:50 pm

Holy photoshop, Chiniston!

Her nose is wider than this, and her lips are waaaaay thinner than this.
Fake fake fake!
Ugly tranny.

Gawd, please spare us this ugly, whiny, dumb, rancid b*tch!

She’s gorgeous.

WHATEVER!!!! STOP COPY FROM ANGIE’S SAME PICTURE THIS…

African Girl @ 11/19/2008 at 4:55 pm

On her new movie’s title: “I wish it was She’s Just Not That Into. Unfortunately, it’s He’s Just Not That Into You. The other would be more empowering

She tries hard, doesn’t she? It hurts watching her try to be a big, badass woman with nary a care in the world for men and men things, when the reality is she is not even close to that kinda woman.

Seriously, JA…quit, just stick with the damsel in distress, woman child image, okay?

By the way, who else finds it funny that they ask about FREINDS? After how many years and how many movies, they still ask her how she felt getting the Rachael role. Rotflmao!

Thank You NY TIMES MAGAZINE, I owe ya one :)

kIM oSBORNE @ 11/19/2008 at 4:57 pm

GORGEOUS!!! THIS WOMAN IS CLASSY, RESPECTABLE NOT JUST IN HER FACE BUT HER OVERALL APPEARANCE FROM HEAD TO TOE. SKANKALINA HAS NOTHING OVER THIS WOMAN.
YOU GO JEN!!!
IT’S YOUR TURN NOW!!! LET BRANLOONIE HAVE ALL THE BABIES.

Not a fan of any of the 2 teams, but Honestly i find her pretty here , especially her eyes and hair they look pretty hot .

SORRY Jen, but they definitely photoshopped your picture so you could look like Angelina. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

John-Boy must have peed in her eye.

Love,
Alissa

http://www.captain-obvious.com/alissa/

dialectic @ 11/19/2008 at 5:05 pm

shes looks hot,id do her…..

how is that a “stolen” pose? that look has been around before any of us were even born so dont even try that ****

Woaw it’s incredible how jen make the lonnies loosing thier sh!t LMAO look at theme bwahahahhaahah it’s funny to watch they are getting crasy wide, she has one influencial power .

Yeah she really cares about empowering women. Yet, last week she was trashing Angelina and praising the man who left her.

didn’t Angelina just posed like that for brad? what a jealous fug, hag, sorry Jen, you will never ever be as hot,,sophisticated, talented and spectacular as the beautiful Angelina. so phony you are, oh!! i don’t know how i am still doing movies, if she starts fading, she gets desperate and starts going to high profile places where she knows photogs are going to be, or she brings up brad/angie’s name, fame seeker, another Paris Hilton, but a lot older, and people fall for it all over again, that’s why it won’t end.

anistoooon @ 11/19/2008 at 5:36 pm

i loove f.r.i.e.n.d.s. and it would be a hit todayy many ppl like it!!!!!

i think its one of the best tv-shows

Megan fox rocks @ 11/19/2008 at 5:38 pm

love this woman

Photo shop picture but even they could not fix that hideous chin.

Still up to PR tricks. They are putting out these stories because Brad Pitt was on Oprah today. He was AWESOME!

Man, that chin is ugly whewww!

Empowering what! you got to be kidding me. She slams Angie and lift up the husband for leaving her. The man has always been the one to blame for such a matter. It’s so obvious Jen is jealous of Angie.
Then whines like a b:#ch to get pity. NOTHING EMPOWERING about that. This Who re is a disgrace to women. That empowering line is something fake and made up. Every thing is fake about this ho.
I was never a Brad/Angie fan but now they look a little better to me now. Jen should take her paid for douche bag and get lost.

Jen and her people believe her movie is going to flop that’s why all of the PR junk.

OMG WE GET IT, JEN. You’re brave and strong and love your life. You hate when people pity you. You don’t need a man. That’s because you’re one LOL!

Jennifer is sophisticated and Angie looks like a tramp. Those jealous people can’t even differentiate those who look beautiful and those who sell their bodies for a movie. When you see Jen you see someone who is reserved. If she could not act do you think she would play into all those movies. This woman is not only famous she is beautiful, rich, nice and well mannered. If you are looking for an ugly person look well. She is not only beautiful outside, look at the way she treated the dishonest way that Brad and Angelina treated her. People can say whatever they want but when it comes to betrayal each individual delt differently. Some yes will go to the news, some will not act, and some woman would have cursed her and pulled her hair out. So when you are talking about Jen she is a very nice temparate person. I hope anybody who is criticizing her is able to act better when it comes to a woman taking her husband away. It is something you never forget. For crying out loud some people ended up in Psych ward after such betrayal. It is not easy when someone thinks he/she is married for better and for worse to find out not only your husband left you for another woman, she got pregant when you were supposed to get pregnant for your husband. You find out that not only your husband was a cheater but he was a liar and the time you were together he was cheating with a woman who did not care that he was married. These things always ended up bad not only for the kids but for the two individuals involved. Women who do things like this cannot be trusted with anybody’s husband. She is not to be trusted even with men. brad made a mistake so does Angelina. I bet you if it was her she would not tolerate it. She should put herself in Jen’s shoes and I hope some day what she did to Jen happened to her. Unfortunately sometimes it does not happen to these culprit but it happens to their beautiful children.

looks like jen’s attempt at sexiness have fueled the wrath of angelina.. the girls are having it out..

http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/it-s-allout-war-between-brangelina–and-jen–

Tate Donovan @ 11/19/2008 at 6:16 pm

I’d say Karma’s got your number, hey sweetheart?

You dug yourself in. Now dig yourself out.

WHAT success after Friends? Ridiculous.

I like the cover she looks hot

I LOVE YOU, JEN.

Jennifer looks beautiful as always.

anonymous @ 11/19/2008 at 4:46 pm What could the NY Times be thinking? There is just nothing interesting about this person - she barely acts, she barely works, she has no interesting hobbies or passions, she has never had anything intersting to say in interviews I have either read or watched, and she seems to love a very small life when she has been given very large rewards. There are so many worthy actresses who deserve this and whose lives are more interesting.

I’m not going to put down her appearance because that’s an individual taste and lord knows every woman on the planet can look good with that type of money and attention. It’s just that as a woman she embarrasses me for her inertia and her superficial and almost childlike discourse.
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Well said.

John got some kind of deal for fronting as her bf. Paid hotel, bodyguard and a TV show that’s going to fail etc….
Fronting a ugly women don’t come cheap.

anonymous @ 11/19/2008 at 6:38 pm

Well, you’re right. This is totally photoshoped.

Those are definitely not her lips. That’s pretty mean of the NY Times to embarrass her like that. She feels bad enough and insecure that her lips can’t compare to Angelina Jolie’s world praised lucious lips.

Sad she had to dredge up 4 year old cr@p to try and get attention because as the other poster said she has no interest-no hobbies, she is an empty shell full of vengefulness and spit.

Hypercrites @ 11/19/2008 at 6:48 pm

For goodness sake. When are you Angie fans gonna get over your obsession with Jennifer Aniston. Seriously, you have to be young to be carrying on with such rubbish!

Not an Aniston fan at all. Try again. Jen and her people are stupid. Just like JM said “he only shags stupid women.”

I don’t care for Angie or Brad so what’s left?

scotsgirl @ 11/19/2008 at 7:13 pm

She is beautiful. Anyone who says she isn’t is a Jolie fan. You know the ***** who slep with a married man.

Aniston is beautiful and has carried herself with dignity and class.

You go girl….we love you

# 96 Hypercrites

And … When are you .. The double standard Fuglyston worshiper going to GIVE UP your obsession on the Jolie- Pitts …. seriously !

SJP anyone ?? after rubbishing Sex in The City Maniston stealing her looks.. LOL … what a joke !
Once UGLY will always be FUGLY !

kit gloves @ 11/19/2008 at 7:18 pm

1st the stupid girl did not understand what Sex and the City was about and now she does not under He’s not that in to you. Aniston go back to talking about tanning and hair.

She looks like she’s trying to look hot and not succeeding too well.

She’s definitely copying one of Angelina’s poses but she can’t pull it off.

When I look at that photo I’m reminded of what some movie critic said about her performance in Derailed, in the scene where she is trying to seduce a guy on the train: Angelina could have nailed that scene in 1.5 seconds flat just by raising an eyebrow; Aniston just managed to look constipated.

Anyway, I’m glad I’m a NY Times subscriber because I plan to laugh my ass off reading this article. Trust me, Aniston is going to come out of this one looking like a total idiot.

scotsgirl @ 11/19/2008 at 7:13 pm
You go girl….we love you
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That’s nice, because she’s going to need all the love she can get. She’s going on 40, she’s too old to play Rachel Green any more, she doesn’t have enough talent to play anything else, and once she gets re-dumped by the Urinator, no other guy will touch her with a ten-foot pole. So all you scorned, dumped losers rally around your fugly idol and worship at her altar. She’s going to need you. I will say with absolute certainty that within three years, if not much sooner, she is going to lapse into a terminal depression.

SHE IS SO DARN PRETTY….

Jen you look so great. I just love ya Jen.

alexkziel @ 11/19/2008 at 8:24 pm

sorry babe, you are not Angelina Jolie,
somebody has the pic with Angie doing the same and of course, looking sexy as hell?

Uh, she’s neither sexy nor pretty. Time to give up.

ANGELINA CANT WEAR A BIKINI AS JENNIFER DOES alexziel

ANGELINA CANT WEAR A BIKINI AS JENNIFER DOES alexziel

# 102 Jill @ 11/19/2008 at 7:31 pm She looks like she’s trying to look hot and not succeeding too well.

She’s definitely copying one of Angelina’s poses but she can’t pull it off.

When I look at that photo I’m reminded of what some movie critic said about her performance in Derailed, in the scene where she is trying to seduce a guy on the train: Angelina could have nailed that scene in 1.5 seconds flat just by raising an eyebrow; Aniston just managed to look constipated.

Anyway, I’m glad I’m a NY Times subscriber because I plan to laugh my ass off reading this article. Trust me, Aniston is going to come out of this one looking like a total idiot.

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# 103 Jill @ 11/19/2008 at 7:40 pm scotsgirl @ 11/19/2008 at 7:13 pm
You go girl….we love you
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That’s nice, because she’s going to need all the love she can get. She’s going on 40, she’s too old to play Rachel Green any more, she doesn’t have enough talent to play anything else, and once she gets re-dumped by the Urinator, no other guy will touch her with a ten-foot pole. So all you scorned, dumped losers rally around your fugly idol and worship at her altar. She’s going to need you. I will say with absolute certainty that within three years, if not much sooner, she is going to lapse into a terminal depression.
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I thought you won’t go on Jens sights, She is quite the beauty isn’t she Jill. Can’t help yourself admit you just love her..

Angie breast feeds a few days ago how thrilling and now has stopped . Angie’s headed for real big breakdown its coming on the psychotic BIT**.. Hurry get on her sites she says HELP ME!! JILL !!! Go already your a liar too. and a bullsh**er.

haters CHECK yourself @ 11/19/2008 at 8:30 pm

OK Folks - enough is enough.

Seriously, yes I agree Angelina is beautiful in a way most women could never achieve .

However, I think Jen is incredibly hot (what woman her age has her body), has an incredible a– and is simply a really cute, adorable and funny package. I’m a hot chick and I’d much rather hang out with Jen than Angelina. She seems more fun and down to earth.

And she is on point about “reality TV shows.” I genuinely miss character driven-sitcoms - the days of Seinfeld, Friends - were great. Now we have the “The Hills” (totally fake, talentedless actress), “DWTS” etc. These folks are not worthy of a SAG card or the celebrity status they receive.

I love Courtney Cox, Jason Alexander, Jen Aniston, Jerry Seinfeld - they were ACTING. Just like fun shows like 90210 (the real one) and Melrose Place.

This reality TV stuff is BS and bad for L.A.’s entertainment economy.

That being said - check your accomplishments, success, home, independence and looks before you hate on an actress who struggled to get where she is today. She doesn’t need Brad or John Mayer. She can take care of herself. And that ladies is EMPOWERMENT.

And btw, I don’t normally post and read comments on this blog so I really don’t care about your responses to what I have to say. I stand by it.

You can hate on Aniston - and I don’t even know the actress - but take a long look at your life and your body (in a bikini) before you decide to say nasty things about someone you don’t even know. Particularly someone who has achieved what most people won’t in their lifetime.

Stop being haters.

NEW LIPS?? @ 11/19/2008 at 3:43 pm Wow. Ugly woman. But where’d she get those lips? Looks like they plastered Jolie’s lips on a photoshop of her. LOL

funny when everyone knows she has no lips to speak of.
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Angie is pretty, but i would never want those big a** lips, There a nice size of lips , then you see those monkey lips..there dry split and cracked. No Thank You..

She looks cute in the pic…

Ugly woman. too much photoshop and plastic surgery.

Is there a full moon? Or perhaps a couple of loonies forgot to take their medication? I can almost see that manic look in their eyes as they come in for their feeding frenzy….that manic hatred….gee…very scary! Go back to your padded cells and take your meds!

Ya know….gravity will do to full lips what they do to full breasts! hmm…..

the attack of the square chin!!!!

alexkziel @ 11/19/2008 at 8:53 pm

Naty, Naty… Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, etc, etc, etc can wear a bikini and look hot.

Nearly all the females in Hollywood can wear a bikini and look hot.

But they always will be that, a hot body with 0 substance and talent.
They will be forgotten.

However, you can put my skinny and GORGEOUS Angelina Jolie with Elizabeth Taylor, Ingrid Berman, Audrey Hepburn, Lauren Bacall, Julia Roberts, Charlize Theron, do you see the pattern?

You know, LEGENDS IN THE MAKING.
The people that you love or hate but will NEVER forget.

what is trying to do? is she icopying Angelina Jolies picture that was taken by Brad, where she tighten her lips together? She is really a good
immatator, just to let her know that she can’t be like AJ, she has fame internationaly due to her UN Ambassador to the refugees, awesome. And family that loves her and with a big heart, just nothing to compare about. She needs to leave the JOLIEPITT in peace and mind her own
bussiness, and the kid that she is with. Curious how long he’s going to stay with her. Manniston is boring.

Photoshop is an amazing thing.

On the other hand G-A-G.

GOOD VICTORIA @ 11/19/2008 at 9:00 pm

What is with her lips?…She is TRYING to be sexy and alluring, BUT, has failed terribly……….. She is trying to be something she isn’t……An Angie Jolie…….She looks like she just sucked on a super, sour lemon, and it squirted in her eye…….The magazine missed it’s mark on this cover…… UGH !!!!!!!!!!

is maniston serious???? ho looks like a STRAIGHT UP HORSE!!!

haters CHECK yourself @ 11/19/2008 at 9:06 pm

CEC
Is there a full moon? Or perhaps a couple of loonies forgot to take their medication? I can almost see that manic look in their eyes as they come in for their feeding frenzy….that manic hatred….gee…very scary! Go back to your padded cells and take your meds!
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I completely agree with you. I really don’t understand why all these people hate on Jen so much. She holds herself with dignity, is not a publicity ***** and has survived - with class and privacy - most of the heartache and relationship drama a lot of women experience.

I don’t care about celebrities and live amongst them in Bel Air but as a woman felt the need to speak out for her. I like this blog for fashion/brand identification for purses, jeans, shirts etc.. But the vitriol people express against Jen is really uncalled for. She does charity work - on the down low - and isnot a psycho or snob. And she looks better than 90% of women her age and younger.

I’m not on any team despite being married. But it’s really sick the way people are hating on her. It’s like a campaign. Get a life.

Even Cloris Leachman’s lips look better than Anniston’s. If she was trying to imitate Angie this is par for JA as she is OCD.

bad attempt at a sexy pose its just not working for her, sexy she is not!

OMG! now she is trying to look like AJ from the picture BP took of his companion. The one she is cheekily does the fish lips! This one tries to be sexy but look at her chin, square like a man, lips enhanced, hair in the face to hidezthe square jaws…… please go away!!!

Everytime AJ does something she has to copied, the red dress, the white shirt, the pout, doesn’t she get it that a copy is a mere cheaper version of the original??

She will need to have her brain changes and enhanced if you wants to be a little it like AJ. And how is she going to get the respect of all the people who praises AJ?? This woman will never come close to AJ even if she tries hard or copy hard! Sorry

GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!

deana @ 11/19/2008 at 8:28 pm

Learn to read, stupid. I said I wasn’t going back on that Angelina-tortures-Jen site. BTW, it’s S-I-T-E, not S-I-G-H-T. God, why do you Jenhags have to be such a bunch of illiterates? Anyway, that thread was ridiculous. We all know Angelina tortures poor Jenny-poo just by being Angelina.

Oh, did you see Brad Pitt on Oprah today? Check it out. The way he talks about Angie and their children, it’s like Aniston never existed.

GOOD VICTORIA @ 11/19/2008 at 9:00 pm
What is with her lips?…She is TRYING to be sexy and alluring, BUT, has failed terribly……….. She is trying to be something she isn’t……An Angie Jolie…….
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I guess she figured if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, only she jjust doesn’t have what it takes and she never will. Poor Jen.

Why is plain Jane suddenly trying to look all smouldering, fiery and tempestuous? :? It really doesn’t work for her. It does work, however - and to great effect - for the woman who ran off with her husband. It just makes Jennifer look self-loathing and desperate, trying to be something she’s not - the ’sexually voracious vixen’. But her looks are to bland to pull it off. She should stick to what she does best - the cute, chirpy girl next door. That is, afterall, the quality which propelled her to success in the first place.

deana, you’re a racist c*nt

that pose is very unfortunate because she looks like Mr. Ed. The flowing mane covering the face countless times, the big snout thinned down. the wide top half of the face tapering down to the the pointed square jaw. Not sexy at all. i have seen her photos over the years trying to look sexy and just coming across as… meh

Douche bag pay for fronting an old hag that can’t get a real man.
Hotel room-
bodyguard/driver-
TV show that’s going to fail-
money-
I see why this old hoe is jealous of Angelina. Still won’t help that dog movie is going to bomb.

Jen and John are two of the uglest hounds around Hollywood.

C’mon- don’t take the public for a fool. This is a highly photoshopped image. Her lips are THIN in real life (I’ve seen her). She’s also TINY and short.

This is a vapid, intellectually-challenged, inarticulate and completely boring person. Next!

What happened to her face???

# 127 Jill @ 11/19/2008 at 9:29 pm deana @ 11/19/2008 at 8:28 pm

Learn to read, stupid. I said I wasn’t going back on that Angelina-tortures-Jen site. BTW, it’s S-I-T-E, not S-I-G-H-T. God, why do you Jenhags have to be such a bunch of illiterates? Anyway, that thread was ridiculous. We all know Angelina tortures poor Jenny-poo just by being Angelina.

Oh, did you see Brad Pitt on Oprah today? Check it out. The way he talks about Angie and their children, it’s like Aniston never existed.
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Didn’t see it. I was at the VA hosp volunteering Why should Jen be part of the show? Isn’t brad with Angie with his 6 beautiful children, she shouldn’t come up. Jill you started to get nice awhile ago and you lost it again. You are all so cruel to Jen and till this day I’ll never know why?

Still totally fixated on “Friends” and thinking someone is weird because they aren’t into a TV sitcom?

WTF????

# 130 LuckyL @ 11/19/2008 at 9:52 pm
deana, you’re a racist c*nt
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You don’t bother me. You just sound disgusting to write something like that.

# 127 Jill @ 11/19/2008 at 9:29 pm deana @ 11/19/2008 at 8:28 pm
Oh Jill by the way I didn’t see Jen with Oprah either. But i read they both did a great job.

COPY CAT. Jen is trying to posed like Angelina but does not work, if she is trying to poke fun of Anglina than she looks rediculous because Angelina looks much hotter and more beautiful.

OMG–when is this woman going to stop humiliating herself and grow up!!!! Pathetic…still talking about Friends,,,hello Jen incase you forgot there were six of you…and you had the least talent!!!

‘at least” i will use the fuglystons favorite two words….. at least she chose piss boy who matches her in looks.

I think I heard Jen laughing all the way to Pennsylvania today when she saw Brad on Oprah today..he looked like a deer caught in the headlights.. like he was on the hotseat ,so uncomfortable.. I actually felt bad for him..looked terrible.face puffy crooked part in his hair, pornostache..look for his next movie..not good..but he did sound happy talking about his children .. something seems off to me..where was that great Brad sense of humor..I think his private life being out in the public too much is wearing him out ..just my opinion

brad looked wonderful and happy!! fugly looked like a deer caught in the headlights when o said she was americas sweetheart “a LOOOOOG time ago!! did everyone see her slit mouth jerk back!!! HHAAAA maniston was NOT expecting that one!!!!

ugly *****. ugly get more ugly

THE UGLY *****. NEVER BE BEAUTIFUL EVEN BEEN THROUGH ALOT OF COSMETIC SURGERIES. BUT STILL LOOK WEIRD.

That chin is so lllllllllllllllllooooooooonnnnnngggggggggg. Ewwwwww!
Does it get longer the older she gets.

even maniston’s “pal” O looked at her like she could not believe what she was seeing! why stir up something that was dying???? look at the video of o’s face at maniston.. disbelief!!

Look at her. UGLY. IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

she look like ugly handicap

Brad was so cute on Oprah. Oprah and Brad click so well together.
I enjoyed the show. Brad did look a lot happier. Family life really agree with him. Brad as a father sound so cute.

Here is the most ugly women in the world.

I think she never look at herself in the mirror. Maybe she think she is a beautiful women. ? nope. Let me tell you Jen. It’s not funny. It’s really look ugly. you are not even pretty. so stop doing that. it’s weird.

Yeah, she look scary and weird., terrible look.

SHE LOOK LIKE A GHOST. LOOK SCARY. THE LIP. THE CHEEKS . EWL!

WEIRD. WEIRD. WEIRD, WEIRD.

Brad will be having nightmares after seeing that image.

Jen has no talent that’s why she has to use fake PR stunts and photoshopping. The real talent is CAA because the have to make a loser look like a star because she pay them.
Jen lives in a phony world.

Jen looks hot on that cover.

I love you Jen

jenhags tout her “110 million dollar fortune” too bad that amount of money can only make her less plain. that cover makes her look horsey! DAYUM!! HUVANE, you are earning your 25% of her fortune!!!

azukafromjapan @ 11/20/2008 at 12:07 am

maniston!!!why make face , you think you are a teenager? You looked like a horse!!!!!!!

She is the most beautiful living thing in the planet of APES..

azukafromjapan @ 11/20/2008 at 12:43 am

holloween cover???

what the hell was THAT? omfg… fuglier than hell!!!

Too bad she has to pay to get attention.
That chin is ugly but I guess that’s the best they could do.

She really is stupid hun. You got to be stupid to be with him.

Why would Jen have her own tv show on. I’ll bet they got sick of her.

I wonder how many Jen related stories will they send JJ to put up.
Jen must be panicking,

Jean @ 11/19/2008 at 11:41 pm That chin is so lllllllllllllllllooooooooonnnnnngggggggggg. Ewwwwww!
Does it get longer the older she gets.

Jean, don’t worry, your chin and nose also get longer as older you get!!!! Thats normally, Jolies mouth get bigger and biger as older she get

hottest couple ever @ 11/20/2008 at 2:06 am

She looks awful.

Thanks for the warning.
I won’t buy the NY Times this weekend.
What a terrible choice for its Magazine cover.

I think Aniston is nothing more than a grade C actress. I am not the only one who thinks so. According to many news reports, she “ruined” a recent episode of “30 Rock”‘ and brought down their usual high ratings because most of their loyal viewers were not interested in watching an episode with her in it.

I would not be surprised if the same happens with your readership this weekend and beyond.

During these troubling and challenging socio/economic times, I think Aniston’s sucking face is a distasteful, insulting, and annoying image to present to intelligent readers who cannot afford to waste time or money to read about a boring, self-obsessed, immature personality. .

What were you thinking????

If you really wanted to sell-out all of this weekend’s NY Times Magazines, I think Angelina Jolie’s face on its cover would have insured that. She’s a great humanitarian who is doing remarkable things to help make a difference in the lives of millions world-wide. She is also a sublime, iconic actress, a beautiful mother who cares about children everywhere, and is an example of a highly successful, much admired and well-respected independent American woman. Jolie also has the stature of a UN representative, a champion for Human Rights, who is thought of internationally as one of the most beautiful women in the world.

You could also have chosen Rachel Maddow ,who is considered our newest American treasure, or a contemporary female filmaker/director /writer whose works have influenced the thinking and attitudes of people everywhere, or any other woman who has worked to improve the cultural, economic, or social atmosphere in our country. A photo of one of these women would have graced the magazine’s cover and a feature story about any of them would have been quite interesting, even compelling.

You blew it.

Instead of chosing a woman who represents the hope, dreams, and accomplishments that Americans want and need to celebrate during these difficult times, you decided to feature someone who, I think, represents Hollywood mediocrity at its worst;; an extremely self-indulgent, self-absorbed, unatrractive, uninspiring actress, whose film roles are forgettable, and her never-ending resentments constantly used to get attention and publicity.
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I used to think very highly of the NY Times and its motto, “all the news that’s fit to print” . It think the NY Times Magazine has failed to live up to those words, or maintain its usually high journalistic standards, as demonstrated by its choice of this weekend’s “unfit” cover story.

AS money, time, information, and natural resources become more and more precious commodities, I think most New Yorkers, like me, will no longer pay for, or spend their time reading, the NY Times Magazine, which will have used-up a huge amount of valuable paper and its natural resources on this weekend’s irrelevant cover, wasted human resources on this story, and disregarded the real interests of the American people.

It’s too bad that the NY Times let Aniston ruin its magazine’s fine reputation.

They should have run that photo in the sports section. She looks like the north end of a southbound horse.

deana @ 11/19/2008 at 10:16 pm

Actually, I feel kind of sorry for Jennifer. It must be hell seeing the woman your husband dumped you for on every single news stand, seeing her career take off at warp speed while you can’t even get your movies distributed, and hearing everyone saying your ex-husband traded up when he left you for her.

That said, Aniston needs to recognize that she was punching above her weight when she married Brad. She caught him on the rebound and she didn’t have the smarts to hold him. She can’t compete with Angie and she looks silly trying to. But she really needs to let this obsession with Angelina go. It’s been four years already. I’m sure she felt better after venting, but it’s going to be a very short-lived relief. It’s already backfiring on her. She’s getting ridiculed all over the web as a bitter ex who refuses to let go.

It’s going to be damn hard for her to let go now, though, because she’s caught in a web of her own design. She launched this pity party four years ago and now the tabloids won’t drop it even if she wanted them to. They are going to milk this triangle to the bitter end whether she wants it or not. The tabloid editors don’t give a damn about what she wants or how she feels. All they care about is their bottom line.

my last post tonight no matter time zone. Maniston and her PR team miscalculated man’s appeal. brad on o showed more ratings than jenmans tranny cover of Vouge.

brad looks as HOT AS HELL on O!!! hagistons cream their panties like women acRoss the country!!! hater ******* hate angie cause she f*ck that MAN!!! ok jEN HAS GOT john mayer!! HE IS hotter and younger!!! hags, love the MAYER!!!!

WHY is Maniston on the cover of NY Times Mag.? That is just so not right. What has Jenn ever done? And is she is trying to copy AJ. That is so typical. I am just so over Jen. If she never does another movie it would be too soon.

Is there nothing Jen won’t do for PR.
Oh and I watched Brad on Oprah and it was just the best. Brad is SO IN LOVE with his family. And he speaks so highly of Angie. It was great. What a great family.
Give up the negative PR about AJ, Jen. We know your behind it.

First we have to deal with Jen’s tranny pics and then girl next door look and now shes a sex kitten. IN YOUR DREAMS JEN !!!!
Jen’s trying to copy Angie and don’t even bother. Never going to pull it off Jen. Just making a fool out of yourself yet again. But hey , pr is pr. Even for a bad movie.

GO AWAY JENNIFER AND TAKE YOUR UGLY MUG WITH YOU AND YOUR LOSER BOYTOY, TOO.
GO FAR FAR AWAY. WE ARE TIRED OF SEEING YOUR MUG.. IT’S EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE. YUK SO BADDD.

Loved, loved loved Brad on Oprah. He was so sweet talking about the kids and Angie. You can sure tell Brad is a happy man. I have never seen him so animated and real, talking and answering questions. What a great partner and father. Angie is lucky.
And Jennifer, she is just annoying. No wonder Brad is no longer with her. Brad wanted a life, a real life.

sister sue @ 11/20/2008 at 4:25 am

Why doesn’t Jen just give up. She will NEVER be a huge successful movie star. Go back to TV. Maybe a nice reality show. Jen’s excessive neediness is painful to watch. I can just see her sucking the life out of everyone she meets.

I never ever remember Maniston pimping those lips as much before Angie do you.. ?
before Angie , Maniston is Dustin Hoffman look a like and now… to compete with Angie, here she pumping all that poison into that dried up haggard face of hers and she only manage to look like Fabio twins ..LOL
Once a pathetic LOSER always a Loser !

hesther @ 11/20/2008 at 4:21 am Loved, loved loved Brad on Oprah. He was so sweet talking about the kids and Angie. You can sure tell Brad is a happy man. I have never seen him so animated and real, talking and answering questions. What a great partner and father. Angie is lucky……

what do you think? That Brad go to Oprah and say that he hates his children and Jolie?

horsie! horsie!

Jen looks looks beautiful, she does look sexy, but from her face she made her chin looks so square. but no ones perfect..

OMFG…. This woment can really say the stupidest things!!!

- the comment about a title more “empowering”: it’s just PR games (once again). JA is sick of having this image of a bitter woment, unable to find love, or to keep a man…. So lately, she tries to prove that she is an independant women… It just sounds fake. When it comes to independant woment, JA will NEVER be a role model…. She will always give the impression to be a women who cannot control her own life. If she was an independant women, she will have moved on from her divorce… But no, over thousands of actresses who get dumped, she is the only one who doesn’t take it with dignity, who throws her self pity parties in every interview (one time she opens up about her divorce, another time she forbiddes the journalist to prononce BP and AJ names, another times she acts like she is over her divorce, and another time she says that what AJ said hurted her feelings)… Why doesn’t she act like Uma Turman (who was cheated on)??? Why does it ALWAYS sound like she is not over BP??? By trying to hard to prove to everyone that she is fine, that she loves her life, that “its her journey”, that she doesn’t need a man, she shows that she is not over her divorce… If she was, she wouldn’t need to act like this: her attiude would be enough…

So let me laugh when she acts like she wants movies which are “empowering” for women!!!! This woment has no control over her own life. She doesn’t make her own decisions… She is just a “watcher” of her life. And then, in interviews, she says the most platitudes ever (I love my life, I’m in a good placee, I feel the love, blablabla). Plus, the way she acts is an insult to women who fight for women’rights… She acts like she want a child, but prefers to focus on a carrer. I embrasse women who have a carrer, and I don’t think that having a child is an obligation. But, promising a child to your husband, while signing for 4 movies is just terrible…. So yeah, stop talking about empowering, because, it’s just not your thing, honey…

- and the comment about a carerr after friends????? Let me laugh once again!!!!
+ Rumor has it: it was a major bomb… She even said that it was a terrible movie and she didn’t know why she made it!!!!
+ Derailed: another bomb… Bad movie and bad acting!!! Seriously, JA as a Fatal women???? What the hell were they thinking????
+ The Break up: a hit (ok)… But it’s so over-rated!! Seriously!!!! Plus, she only has hits when she is with others actors. Along came polly (ben stiller) Bruce Almighty (Jim Carrey) The Break up (vince vaughn)… She is unable to support a movie by her own…
+ Friends with money: another bomb
+ Management: it is out yet??? Did it find a distributor????
+ Traveling: will we evr see this movie in theater???
+ He’s not that into you: pushed back, pushed back and pushed back…. Not a very good sign!!
+ Marley: at first I thought that it will be a hit (christmas, a comedy with a dog)… But the trialer doesn’t give a good image of this movie (it doesn’t seem that funny) AND I don’t think people will enjoy watching a movie with a cute and funny dog, which dies at the end!! “merry chirstmas!!” LOL… It’s better to watch Beethoven!!!!

Plus, as an actrice, she doesn’t have any degrees in her acting (can we say that??)… She always have the same voice, the same gestures, the same tone, the same caracter…. How cannot she realize she sucks in movies????? I hope Marley and HNTIY will bomb, so the distributors will finally realize she sucks, and will stop giving her roles!!! There are plenty of more talented actresses and it’s just isn’t fair the someone like JA still has work, while others haves troubles finding a role!!!!

So, she should stop acting like her life is good, because, cleary it’s not (private life and professionnal life)

She tries so hard, but she will never be Angelina!

Brad was so cute on Oprah I was never a fan but I am now he was a sweetheart. I can tell he was so happy. I loved the vomit story it was hilarious. Just love him now. He and Angie are so happy. To bad JJ didn’t put up a blog for Brad on the Oprah show. A whole lot of bias junk’s going on here. Too bad it will not help Jen’s dog movie.

andamentothat @ 11/20/2008 at 8:36 am

Jennifer.. whats that look.. and whats up with NYT ?? Putting her on cover for what.. dog movie.. sad.

Sure she wants to be the spokesperson to empower women and yet doesnt blink when she takes back her boyfriend who dumped her in public. She, who says Ange is uncool on the cover of a mag, and praises ex-husband Brad wants to empower women.. She who disses a cool chic flick like SITC wants women to feel empowered.. Interesting.

What better way to make a monumental fool of yourself than to try (in vain) to emulate the trademark pout and feisty attitude of the woman your ex ran off with? She’s obviously going for the ‘confidant, tough girl who knows what she wants and how to get it’ image as evidenced by this latest pic as well as comments such as the one about ‘empowered women’ and the ‘“trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man” - about being dumped by the fame sucking, parasitic, ***** boy - Mayor. By the way, does he really p!ss on his girlfriends? :-/

I am sorry I lost respect for Jen. Between the pity card about Brad and Angelina and now with dating John Mayer.

I love Jen!!!!!

springtime @ 11/20/2008 at 10:06 am

I wonder if Aniston watched Oprah yesterday and started fuming at how much Oprah loved Brad’s movie and really pumped it up, compared to what she did for Jen’s dog movie. I watched the show and she didn’t seem all too excited about it, calling it cute and great for dog lovers. But man she was really hyping COBB speaking about how fascinating it was, it was a really great movie, and so on. I haven’t seen her gush over a movie like that in a while.

Also, it was funny how she showed a timeline of Brad and not once was Aniston mentioned or shown in any of the photos.

Oh, and I must mention did everyone see the over zealous Brad fan I think Brad was a little creeped out about her. It was funny, yet embarrassing for her at least.

wow jennifer aniston pouts in a photo and SUDDENLY she’s imitating angelina jolie.
geez you guys need to calm down, quit overreacting over little things and stop acting like you actually know these people.

i really find it hilarious how people like #186 LiLou finds enough time to list all the negative things she can think of a celebrity and make judgements on her private life. FUNNY. you know aboslutely NOTHING about jennifer aniston other than the things you read on the internet, her quotes in magazines and pictures..

Sad. I wonder if she tries to emulate AJ when she’s err…doing it… as well. What a disturbing thought! :(

Lala,

I have time, because I’m on vacation!!! And all I am refering to is based on her interviews and box-office… Tell me one thing I wrote that is based on rumors or tabloids????

And I also find it funny that your only argument is the fact that it’s all rumors. You don’t even take a second to say that I’m wrong…

All of her fans only defend her by “you don’t know her, so you can’t judge her”, because there is nothing else to say…

Jen, the most untalented, over rated, mind numbingly boring, overly photographed has been actor these days is on the cover of the NY times Mag.
Jen is NOT pretty, can’t act, not authentic, looks like a man, one dimensional, out for PR on herself good, bad or negative, and is the queen of whine and passive aggressive trash talk.
Why is anyone even interested in Jen?

WHO CARES!!!!
Maniston is sooooo overrated. But she must have the BIGGEST EGO ever to always have that face of hers leering at the public.
I can’t believe she is still around.

WOW, Jen is copying Angie and Brad photo shoot.
What a desperate person Jen is. BTW, Jen will NEVER be as photogenically beautiful as Angie, so she should stop trying.

JEN IS A COPY CAT. OMG SHE WANTS TO BE ANGIE!!!!

I am so sick and tired of seeing and hearing about Jen. She reminds me of a whiney 2 year old. ON and on and on. Whine, whine, whine.
Is it no wonder Brad found true love and joy with someone else? Jen drives people away because of that neediness. Jen needs to grow up. I mean isn’t she almost 50 years old.!!

Jen never want to copy Jolie, Jen has a better character than jolie
and she looks also much better,I love her

Like she picked her own pose for the magazine. Get real people, what a rude crowd.

taking photoshop too far. She should be insulted by this parody of her.

such a pathetic woman…

Stephanie, I think YOU have jumped the shark with your “jumped the shark” accusation. Shark jumper.

Not flattering @ 11/20/2008 at 2:45 pm

That’s a terrible photo of her imho, but I really do like her Vogue cover. Pretty eyes, nice hair and terrific body - too bad her jaw/chin spoils it for her. She should play up her best assets and downplay her less attractive features.

Soory Jen..There is only one JOLie and you not her and never will be close to her beauty!!
YOu can do your own thing..Or not!!
Maybe like wearing a white shirt on the cover like Jolie..oops you did that on VF already..hummm
Ok..i see you trying to imitate her for sometime..Give it up..It is not working.Why can’t your PR people see that..lol

Why are you people so f*ing mean???????????????? She is probably 10 times prettier than any of you trash talkers!! And she is a CLASS ACT!! Find something productive to do and get a life!

Her picture on the front cover is super cute!!!

anonymous @ 11/20/2008 at 4:34 pm

She is pretty ugly…

Wednesday, November 19, 2008
TEAM UNCOOL
“What Angelina said was uncool” so said the uncoolest chick in Hollywood about the coolest woman. The name Jennifer Anniston must be synonymous with PATHETIC. How else can you explain this woman’s inability to move on from a divorce almost four years later.

Vanity Fair launched the pity party four years ago, and we heard how Brad Pitt is missing a sensitivity chip, fast forward four years and she is singing a different tune, the divorce was amicable, she is proud of all Brad’s achievement but Angelina gets her blood boiling, so if the divorce was amicable and Brad did not cheat on you, why the pity party? and why hate on Angelina?

Jennifer could it be because that the beautiful and talented Angelina reminds you every day what a pathetic human being you are. You gave up your marriage for movie stardom which to this day has eluded you, and yet Ms Jolie is able to juggle six children, have a red hot movie career and seem to make Brad happy. Could it be that bad ass Jolie, who can fly a plane, go into war torn Iraq while pregnant with twins while you can only go to Mexico makes you feel inadequate? The Jolie have world leaders on speed dial and you have Huvane and tabloid editors.

It must hurt to see that Brad upgraded, now instead of being stifled, he is creatively the best he has been, instead of just barbecuing with the Arquets and going to Mexico every vacation , he now vacations in Paul Allen’s villa in south of France and now hangs out with the Deniro’s and Eastwood’s, you know like Hollywood royalty. If you are proud of Brad then you must thank Angelina for making him the man you can be proud of, but we don’t expect that from you Jennifer because you are the most contrived, passive aggressive, bitter conniving hag in Hollywood. You know that your days are numbered and the only way you can stay relevant is by attaching your name to the Goddess, Angelina Jolie. That will get you on tabloid covers and tabloid shows but whatever happened to that movie stardom that you sacrificed your marriage for? Oh, yes, you are hoping your dog movie will get your career out of the doldrums so you can be more than the former wife of Brad Pitt who was infamously dumped by John Mayer in front of the paparazzi, I will be pissed at Angelina Jolie too, how dare she be that gorgeous and that talented and have Brad Pitt to herself and still be such a good mother, except that we here at Gossip-daily adore Ms Jolie and think she is a fresh breath in the pr manufactured personalities in hollywood, she has managed to forge her own path, and we here SALUTE Angelina Jolie- Team UNCOOL all the way.
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Thanks. Needs to be reposted.

Are every one of these post the same ******* for real? Angie, is that you?? Someone even said ‘get a life’, looks like she has a better one than you do!

whinifer need!s to quit @ 11/20/2008 at 5:11 pm

“super cute” to describe a 40yr.old woman? lol. Her boytoy doesn’t even refer to her as a “classy woman or lady” He uses the word “that girl” when he is talking about his cougar. Guess he doesnt want to make her sound like a grandma if he calls her “my lady”. hahhaha

The universe @ 11/20/2008 at 5:31 pm

Dear Jennifer,
You are not nor will ever be Angelina Jolie. Get that through your thick skull and we will all live a happier life.

Love,
Everyone in the Universe

Looks like Jen trying to imitate Jolie ’s front cover look from Vanity Fair where Jolie looks really sexy and beautiful. While Jen’s cover looks like
**** , she looks like a tranny.

would she stop trying to be sexy so she is so not that!!!

ouch @ 11/20/2008 at 8:50 am
What better way to make a monumental fool of yourself than to try (in vain) to emulate the trademark pout and feisty attitude of the woman your ex ran off with?
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I guess she thinks “If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em”, but you’re absolutely right — she looks pathetic in that photo. Like a little girl playing dress-up in her big sister’s high heeled shoes.

She looks like the dad in the Family Guy cartoon with that weird-looking chin. She has the money - why doesn’t she DO something about that hideous chin? I mean, its not like she is helping her impoverished and sick mother……

Jen you look really pretty here. I love your hair!!

showbizzzzz @ 11/21/2008 at 8:39 am

jennifer your eyes are good, your nose is good, your lips is good , your cheeks are good, your eyebrows are good, your chin is good, your hair is good, but why it combined together nnnyyyyeeeeeekkkk a horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

showbizzzzz @ 11/21/2008 at 9:07 am

jennifer your eyes are good, your nose is good,your lips is good, your cheeks are good, your eyebrows are good, your hair is good,,,,,,,,,but,,,,,,,,,,,,,when combined all together, nnnyyyyeeeeeekkkkk a horse !!!!!!!!!!!!

Jen is pretty, classy and honest (not a cheeter) I don’t care how many chrity work you do one’s deshonest always will be un less they admitt to the other person and say sorry we mad a mistake or what ever the rease is instade they are trying to sell theit celebrity statuse by look like saving the world in a pablic or to show the press how giving they are it is just a show. Angi start to have a baby fast because she knows brad could cheat on her with other person so if They have so many kids he has no way out. Jen is the graces and she never talk about it unless the press asked. Angi is pretty to but what would glamer do if you don’t have the moral you could teach to your childeren. what kind of story could she tell for the Question how they met. She is very good at lying with out blinking her eye. She like attention so much.

i love both jen & angie.
theyre both talented in their own ways and are both beautiful too. i am in no place to judge them because i dont know them personally.

i think its weird that everyone thinks that this jennifer aniston photo was an imitation of angelina jolie.

For all of you that have major problems with Jen’s face, put your picture beside your comments and let me be the judge of who has any beauty. If you don’t put your picture out there to compare your beauty against Jen’s then you should not judge her. Jen is a lovely person. If your picture can’t compare to her’s, then you must really be the ulgy pugg. So to all of you puggs there is a saying if you don’t have any thing good to say about a person then don’t say anything at all.

# 187 Willow @ 11/20/2008 at 8:17 am
She tries so hard, but she will never be Angelina!
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I’m positive she would never want to be an Angelina, and as i see Brad now Jen isn’t missing out on anything special. Yuk hes digusting to..
Shes happy in her life and always will be!!

CNN’s Christiane Amanpour: Angelina Jolie’s “Amazing”
Saturday November 22, 2008

Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images; Jason Merritt/FilmMagic
Buzz up!Jennifer Aniston isn’t a fan of Angelina Jolie, but Christiane Amanpour sure is.

“Angelina does an amazing job in terms of her capacity to highlight issues and problems around the world and with her humanitarian and human rights work,” Amanpour, who is the Chief International Correspondent for CNN, told Usmagazine.com at the Justice & Human Rights Bridge Dedication Gala on Wednesday in NYC. She said she has no plans to interview the celeb.

Jolie recently visited Afghanistan as a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations Refugee Agency where she met with refugees who had recently returned to their homes.

In September, Jolie and Brad Pitt gave $2 million to fund a children’s health clinic in Ethiopia, where their 3-year-old daughter Zahara was born.

you people are retarded….Jannifer not my favorite but she has class and is down to earth…Angelina looks sick all the time and she is a *****…nothing flatering about her…

john boy is a fool @ 12/12/2008 at 10:34 am

She is a product of great plastic surgeries.
Check out Jennifer Aniston before all of her series of surgeries:
http://www.celebrity-hair-styles-magazine.com/young-jennifer-aniston-hair-styles.html

She is a fake, ugly and hypocritical.

Jen,looks great as always hot and sophisticated.

Jen is Beuatiful and a great comedian no like Angelina who always looks sick ,her ugly skeleton body , she loos like Morticia Adams of our times.

I am not a fan of Jen. Aniston but there is no reason to be so mean and nasty.

OMG that chin is freaking awfull

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