Jennifer Aniston to John Mayer: Meet My Dad!

To Melissa and all her personas/split personalites,

I wish you could meet Jennifer some day and spend some length of time with her. And I don’t mean just a minute of hyperventilation, gushing over how you love her and want her autograph, that kind of crap. I mean spending some real time with her, hanging out and conversing (which will never happen of course because she will most likely be terrified of you). Maybe that will cure you of all your delusions, not just of her but those you have of yourself as well. Genuine? Sweet? Down-to-earth? Someone should bi7ch slap the wake out of you. You don’t love her, you love her image and what her image represents to you.

Anyhow, did you watch this interview with Jay Mohr? I thought it was so funny when I watched it. :lol: Here’s the part about your idol:

So you starred in “Picture Perfect” with Jennifer Aniston. With the exception of “Office Space,” what’s more likely to last longer, a movie starring a “Friends” cast member or the last bag of Doritos after a Cowboys party at Nate Newton’s house?

Mohr: I’m gonna have to go with the Doritos. Those movies … they’re just not good. Hey, why don’t you ask me what it was like working with Jennifer Aniston?

OK. Hey, Jay, what was it like to work with Jennifer Aniston?

Mohr: I really loved working with Tom Cruise.

Hey everyone! How u all doing? Just waned to say that I’m really happy for Jen, and I wish John & Jen nothing but happiness….

Hey Jade,
My daughter went back home yesterday, Panama city FL. AFB. I’m so sad. we had a great time. I had to do a lot of home cooking even a Thanksgiving dinner, exhausted but all worthed.
Wow have I ever missed a lot. Crazy Sh**. I’m really glad I wasn’t online and having fun with my fam. How are you and your family doing?

jeeze everytime these two go out we get to know what food they eat. ..

So interesting

I happen to think John a handsome man, as brad is also..

They had to meet in the public so their supposed to be seriously private meeting get published and could use an “onlooker” for a source or reporter. They used to use a “friend” for a source but the public finally found it fishy.

Enough of these two losers, she’s had her day and now its over, She’s a hag and probably will never get over Brad, she was so fake on Oprah, her, forced happiness is so pathetic.

I certainly enjoyed Jennifer’s hilarious entertaining appearance
on “30 Rock,” and I thought that she was pretty wonderful on
that show. I kept wanting to see her come back on the screen,
because the acting was fantastic. I joke around, alot, about her,
but she sure shut my big fat mouth, with her great acting chops,
this time around. She can really let go, when she wants to.

I wish her the best of luck and happiness.

I think that Jennifer and John are a pretty good fit,
and I hope that they stick together for many happy
and loving years ahead. I think that they bring out
the best in each other.

. umm? @ 11/20/2008 at 1:03 pm Mayer has an anxious look on his face befitting of a louse who is about to meet a man whose daughter he has p**d on.

I don’t know what Jen and John do in bed, but anyway its called golden showers to eaches own what they like to do bed . People like bondage. S&M everyone has there own thing in bed for self gratification. Why does this bother everyone, and where does this come from?? I’m sick of something being called peed on childish. Be nice…

There are pictures of her coming out of the Four Seasons last night, but they couldn’t get any of her leaving the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel with John and her parents?

WHINISTON is doing all her best to keep her peeboy, she wants to get pregnant before she reached her 40th. They might get married but it will not last long (2 yrs max). Poor fugly chin chin, she’s so desperate to show the world that she’s over her first marriage and that she’s lucky in love. Peeboy has nothing to lose, he needs someone to take care of him but he will always be unfaithful. Poor funiston, you’re trying very hard.

Q: Why the comments about John Mayer the Urinator?

A. Because he wrote on his blog that he likes to pee on his women during sex. He took that entry off after he started dating Maniston because people were making fun of her. I guess that blog entry didn’t bother his previous girlfriends, but you know how insecure Maniston is. Her PR made him delete that part. Hope someone has a copy of it.

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A: The Urinator’s agent made him remove just about everything on his blog shortly after the initial farce with X started back around Cannes. Within a week it was all gone. His perversion isn’t just urine, it’s shite, too.

However, a ton of people had already read it, plus there’s the story about him and Chestica in Italy back in the summer of 2006. The Urinator was on tour and Chestica went with. They were staying at an expensive hotel in Rome - The Four Seasons, IIRC. They called room service in the wee hours of the morning and said they needed the mattress replaced because Chestica was sick and had vomited all over it. So housekeeping comes and removes the mattres…only it wasn’t covered in vomit. It was covered in shite and urine.

Needless to say it warms my the cockles of my heart to think X is not only getting peed on, but shat on - literally. Couldn’t happen to a stupider ho….
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How can Jennifer possible be attracted to this kind of person? How can she take him back after he dumped her so publicly on TMZ?
Where is your self-respect, girl?