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Miranda Kerr Covers Page Six Magazine

Miranda Kerr Covers Page Six Magazine

Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr has an income of more than $3 million, a Hollywood boyfriend (Orlando Bloom) and a body that just won’t quit. Check out what the Australian beauty told Page Six Magazine.

On her jet-setting lifestyle working as a Victoria’s Secret Angel: “In the last 22 days, I’ve been to eight different countries. Honestly, I’m always on an airplane. I spend a lot of time on beautiful little islands, but generally its one day here and then flying, then one day there, then fly. But I feel very grateful to have so much work, especially with the economy how it is.”

On her relationship with Orlando Bloom: “Everyone asks me to talk about him and they get really annoyed with me when I say no, but if you want to know about him, why don’t you go and ask him? I’m sorry, but that’s just how it is.”

On being approached to model: “I was so reluctant to do it at first. I was like ‘Eh, models, they’re like this or like that,’ which was totally wrong on my behalf. But I just felt like I wanted to do something with a bit more substance.”

On having a family one day: “I’ve always wanted kids, so…someday…eventually, yes, it will happen. My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch. When this is all over that’s where I’ll be.”

P6Mag is free inside the Sunday edition of the New York Post and online on Monday. Bigger cover pic inside, check it out!

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95 Comments

# 1
erika fonseca @ 11/26/2008 at 11:20 am

There are persons who are really lucky, Kerr is one of them.

# 2
Fergie ferg @ 11/26/2008 at 11:22 am

Why did she choose to be a model if she felt that she wanted to do something that has substance? Ive seen some of her interviews, sometimes she doesn’t make sense at all.

# 3

Make tons of money, then be able to do something more substantial when she retires.
I think that she is gorgeous!

# 4

It’s so funny how she’s always mentioning Orlando but then she says stuff like ‘well I don’t like to talk about him.’ Umm…yeeaah. Sure. You don’t like to talk about him. Uh-huh. Yeah. Right. We believe you. Yep.

# 5

If she’s so successful, then why is she only known for who she’s f#cking? She will go right back to obscurity the second Orlando drops her. Better get that farm ready Miranda, your 15 minutes are almost up!

# 6

Is she a reporter now? If not, how can you say that she brought him up? She refused to talk about him. Isn’t that what you guys are always saying that she shoud do? Damned if she does and damned if she doesn’t, hmmm?

# 7

They airbrushed that cabbage head to high hell!

# 8

Love Miranda! Thanks for posting this Jared!

# 9
shameless promotion @ 11/26/2008 at 1:02 pm

It really is sad that they had to slap his name across to cover just to get people to care about who she is.

Thanks jared for this article..love miranda..she’s so cute

Yeah, that goes along with the “Gee, I never talk about my boyfriend Orlando Bloom” thing she’s spouting. That’s her claim to fame, she’s got to have his name out there or else no one knows who she is….

dialectic @ 11/26/2008 at 1:51 pm

shes very young so why not make a sit load of money now and go to school for something important later? sounds smart to me…
actually she sounds pretty intelligent in general which is disspointing..if models are not only beautiful ,have rockin bodies ,care about the environment and have brains what are us regular girls supposed to do? ****!

That headline says it all. It’s all about Orlando Bloom, it has nothing to do with her and she can’t get any PR without using his name. She can protest about being asked about him, but the truth is that if she didn’t want to bring him up, she could put those questions as off-limits before the interview. Fact is that Randababy’s career is going nowhere, she’s on the cover of a gossip rag instead of fashion magazines, and she can’t even get on free tabloid without Orlando’s name.

the loons are here again you pathetic people are opssesed with the girl she looks really ho can’t believe some had the nerve to say kate bosworth’s face is better looking those pictures prove you loons are wrong

miranda looks hot really beautiful

hate that f*cking cabbage patch face they sho did photo shop that **** to look alot better,

its funny how theres here cabbage face on the cover and it says orlando bloom babe, i guess it all matters who you sleep with in hollywood

git it gold digger

She is beautiful, but I agree with comment #2.

SHE IS SO DUMB @ 11/26/2008 at 4:23 pm

SHE IS A DUMB ASS B*TCH! TALKS ABOUT LIVING IN A SOLAR POWERED HOUSE AND IS JETTING AROUND THE WORLD IN THE SAME TIME. JUST SHUT UP, STUPID

SHE IS A DUMB ASS B*TCH! TALKS ABOUT LIVING IN A SOLAR POWERED HOUSE AND IS JETTING AROUND THE WORLD IN THE SAME TIME. JUST SHUT UP, STUPID

And how would you like her to get to photoshoots?
Walk?
Canoe?
Hangglide?
Or should she demand that they move all photo shoots to Australia. How many people would have to fly in then?
Since she usually flies commercial, her presence is actually making the flight more efficient. Fewer empty seats makes each mile travelled more green.

I guess that you don’t drive a car, or use air conditioning or heating? Do you bang your clothes against a rock to clean them and shower in only ‘grey’ water? If not, you are a hypocrite.

wow, that is the best she can do, a page six girl really. With her name in small print and Orlando’s in large. Oh the sad desperation of the fame hungry ladder climber

He just doesn’t want to take the time to find a different beard. she is great for what he needs. She is using his name for her career, he only has to see her for a few hours or a day every five to six weeks, and she doesn’t expect much from him. and she shouldn’t because he sure doesn’t give much. If he is straight and this is real he is a lousy boyfriend

On her relationship with Orlando Bloom: “Everyone asks me to talk about him and they get really annoyed with me when I say no, but if you want to know about him, why don’t you go and ask him? I’m sorry, but that’s just how it is.”

Just shut up, you stupid bimbo. You breathe his name in every interview without any prompting, just your tune’s changed now that you’re getting backlash.

He’s straight and she puts out and acts cute. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist.

Brainless bimbos like her always say they’ll go to school later and they’re saving up. How much do you want to bet she never will? And she “wrote a book” for young girls. Maybe if she was known for more than ******** a movie star and spreading her legs in panty ads we could take her “education” and wanting to boost self esteem for young girls a little more seriously.

Wishing Miranda the best @ 11/26/2008 at 6:01 pm

I think Miranda is beautiful and works really hard. I know the pay is great and it’s great to travel to so many wonderful places, but it also must be hard to try and have a relationship when you are always on the go. I liked Orlando and Miranda from the get go. I hope it is not fake as so many relationships are rumored to be. Is it so hard to make it in show buisness today that every move has to be planned.
I also think that those of you that don’t like her, go and comment on people you do like. I think the names she is called by some of the people on here and elsewhere are just terrible and mean. I guess I’m just old fashioned and like to believe that love still exist even in Hollywood.

I think it’s ironic that a model who is continuously promoting a book titled “Treasure Yourself” allows herself to be marketed under the aegis of her boyfriend’s celebrity.

What message is she really sending here? Treasure yourself for your own accomplishments, or treasure what attention your boyfriend’s acclaim can get you?

Is she not newsworthy enough in her own right as a multi-million dollar per year supermodel to garner this level of attention? Can’t she get a magazine cover on her own? If not, and she is dependent upon her relationship with Bloom to attract the media’s attention, then why would she refuse to talk about him? Her ties to him are a primary reason she’s being interviewed.

La modelo Miranda Kerr es la portada de Page Six Magazine que sale los domingos en el New York Post. El Angel de Victoria´s Secret es dueña de una belleza y un cuerpo perfecto, con una fortuna estimada en 3 millones de dólares. En la entrevista realizada por la revista, Miranda reclama de sus constantes viajes, cuenta que “en los últimos 22 días estuve en ocho países, estoy siempre dentro de un avión. Voy a islas lindas y solo estoy un día en New York (donde reside), un día volando, un día en sesión fotográfica. Pero de todas maneras me siento agradecida por tener tanto trabajo, más ahora por como está la economía”.
Ella sueña cuando llegue el día que pueda dejar todo para vivir en un lugar tranquilo y poder construir una familia. Siempre quise tener hijos. Para mi una vida ideal sería vivir en una hacienda con una huerta!

” Para mi una vida ideal sería vivir en una hacienda con una huerta!”

Amén!

Aye carumba! @ 11/27/2008 at 7:54 am

Pobres, pobres dingho. Famosos diseñadores no quieren trabajar con usted. Su novio gay parece querer matar a sí mismo cada vez que están con él.

Miranda kerr @ 11/27/2008 at 9:19 am

@#29

that meens im rilly hot and seksy and famos rite? thank yoo verie mutch.

the haters are pathetic people with no life miranda seems like a nice girl love her

her hair is incredible she looks so good she has the most amazing eyes and her body is to die for no wonder the loons are jealous

Epic Fail! @ 11/27/2008 at 2:43 pm

Photoshopped cover of a tabloid with a completely new nose, new cheeks, hair covering half her face, and more attention on Orlando Bloom than the cover model. Not a good sign for MK if this is the best she can get while her VS counterparts are launching new lines and appearing on fashion magazine covers and commercials.

they interviewed her about Victoria’s Secret you loon’s! Not her fault that Orlando’s name was plastered on the cover. She is beautiful, intelligent and inspiring to me

get a clue @ 11/28/2008 at 12:49 pm

Sad, sad shippers. Still making excuses and refusing to see that this vapid tramp is only out to use someone else’s name for fame and attention. Face it, if she didn’t want Orlando to be discussed at all she can have all mentions of him to be declared off-limits, but of course she doesn’t because then no one would bother to talk to her.

The other VS models are also doing shoots for Vogue and Elle besides being the faces of VS lines and campaigns, while this one has to call in engagement rumors and talk to free tabloids for attention.

And you really ought to learn what true intelligence, beauty and inspiration are, because it’s not a famewhore who poses in cheap knickers. Here’s something to help you get started with that:
http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2008/cnn.heroes/archive/index.html

I guess they didnt like her nose either because they completely photoshopped it. Goes to show us “haters” arent too far off in what other non-biased people think as well. I’d be pissed as hell if that was me, as has Kate Winslet, Hallie Berry, and other celebs who get irritated with magazines photoshopping to death, but I guess as long as Randa gets on the cover of something, she wont make a stink about it…..still so predictable in true famewhore style.

heywood jablomie @ 11/29/2008 at 7:27 am

I wonder what this girl sees in the girly man Bloom?

Are limp wrists really that attractive to women?

She we are now happy that even successful models aren’t good enough for magazine editors? We should revel in the fact that they are saying that no one should be seen in their natural state? You are pleased that even minor flaws are too horrible to be seen? Or are you so shallow that any flaw on a beautiful woman is to be celebrated?

Your kind have criticized Orlando for being a typical shallow male for dating a “panty model”. But in reality, you are the shallow ones for finding flaws that don’t really exist. So, she doesn’t have a perfect button nose. Neither does Orlando. His broken nose is sometimes photoshopped, too. Does that mean that he shouldn’t be on the covers of magazines, or be an actor because his nose isn’t perfect?

The actresses that you mentioned only complained after the photoshopping was mentioned in the press. If Miranda complained the same way, I’m sure that your comments would be about how she was trying to stir up more publicity, or that she was acting like a Diva. She can’t do anything right, it seems.

Plus, from the latest pics from Venice prove. Orlando seems to like her nose just fine.

She is showing her “famewhore style” because she is on the cover of a magazine and didn’t throw a hissy fit because the editor photoshopped the pic?
How the heck does that even make sense?

Marc and kriz @ 11/29/2008 at 1:56 pm

We have seen those pics in the order they were taken as compared to how they were released. They tell a different story all together if you ask us. Oh, sorry, you didn’t ask us. lol

Hey Chantelle, where are you???

Placing the pics in the order you want them is NOT seeing them in the order they were taken.
They spent time in front of the counter (where they cuddled) then he saw the pap as they were walking away. He is past the stool, and she is behind it. If you use your scenario, he would have had to back up, and go back to that counter for the kiss. If he intended for the paps to see them kissing, why did he feel the need to back-track? He could have kissed her anywhere in the store. But I know, that doesn’t fit in with your agenda, does it? It just kills you that they are still together, and OBVIOUSLY happy. If he wasn’t happy, why are they still relaxing in Venice….TOGETHER?

Sorry, dear, but it’s you who are placing the photos in the order in which you want to see them. The timestamps on them show that they don’t start their pda performance until after they see that the photographer is there. This is the same photographer who is on record as saying “very few of his subjects are “off guard” at all.”

The only thing that kills me is laughing so hilariously at you sad, sad shippers clinging to romantic delusions rather than seeing the reality that these photos ARE STAGED.

Link to the time stamped photos, please.

I really don’t care if they are staged or not. If they aren’t, it’s a really cute glimpse of their private life. If they are staged, it’s Orlando’s “up yours” to the ‘haters’. He has a history of making statements with photographs.
Either way, they have been in Venice, together, for four days, that we know of. The ’sight-seeing’ pics were taken on the 22nd, and the new ones in the glass shop were taken on the 26th. If he didn’t want to be there, he could have left at any time.
That says more than any photo.

How do you know he didn’t leave? Do you have proof?

If you believe Orlando has a history of making statements with photographs, then what statements does he make by going out partying with other women? What statement is he making by letting his “girlfriend” look like a liar by saying that he’s “filming in Europe” while he’s getting photographed partying in LA? What statement is he making by letting his “girlfriend” look like an idiot by saying he was ‘backstage” at the VS show while he was getting photographed working, partying and looking quite happy in Moscow? Are those photographic statements all saying a big “up yours” to the “shippers”?

Yup, laughing at those sad shipper delusions are a killer.

So you’re saying that he left, then came back for the second group of pics? That doesn’t make any sense at all.

As for the rest of your statement, let’s examine it….
“If you believe Orlando has a history of making statements with photographs, then what statements does he make by going out partying with other women?
He goes out with female friends. To me, that just means that he is comfortable with women. Or are you saying that he really did hook up with Jennifer Aniston?
“What statement is he making by letting his “girlfriend” look like a liar by saying that he’s “filming in Europe” while he’s getting photographed partying in LA?”
She said that he was working. She never said that he was “filming in Europe”. He was working. Just not in Europe. Just because a repoter jumps to conclusions doesn’t mean that she said it. Was it a quote? If not, she didn’t say it.
” What statement is he making by letting his “girlfriend” look like an idiot by saying he was ‘backstage” at the VS show while he was getting photographed working, partying and looking quite happy in Moscow?”
Again, not her statement. Just another reporter jumping to conclusions. Why would she say that when she knew that he wouldn’t be there?

You ‘haters’ love to put words in her mouth.

They are together. Be it a casual relationship or a real romance, we don’t know. But they are together. Get over it.

Sure they’re together, they’re together for a few staged pics every 4-5 weeks. That’s all.

Padme the one and only @ 11/29/2008 at 8:14 pm

#45

Grasping at straws aren’t you? GAME OVER BABY.
I told you they are still in Italy.

Does it take a weeks vacation in a romantic city to “stage” a photograph?
No. I didn’t think so.

And Padme, did you really direct that at #45? They were agreeing that they are spending time together in Venice. Did you mean #46?

Marc and kriz @ 11/29/2008 at 10:19 pm

@44 Sorry, if we can find them so can you. You obviously have a computer so put it to use.

LOL!
In other words there ARE no time stamped photos to prove your theory.
If you had real proof you would be shouting from the mountaintops.
My goodness you haters are pathetic!
LOL!

Aw, you keep thinking that sweetie, it’s so endlessly entertaining. The famewhores you revere will be so proud that they managed to succeed in fooling a few of you.

That’s it? That’s your argument?
Pathetic.
And oddly hilarious.

I bet that they will be married with three kids and the haters will still claim that it is a showmance and that he hates being with her.

***She is showing her “famewhore style” because she is on the cover of a magazine and didn’t throw a hissy fit because the editor photoshopped the pic?
How the heck does that even make sense?***

It makes sense when its someone so desperate to stay out in front with any fame she can get. She would not throw a hissy because she would risk severing that tie (as she has done with papers back home by acting superior to the ones interviewing) even though they butchered her face and made the features on it look the way THEY wanted, not the way she actually looks. I wouldnt accuse her of being a diva if she stuck up for herself, but she didnt. Divas and famewhores are most definitely not the same thing. One person can be both, but that would usually come after they hit the big time.

#39 - No I am not reveling in the fact that people get photoshopped. I think its not normal - all the photoshpping and editing that happens, but it seems you missed my point…..see the start of this post and read it again. If you misread my words that is not my problem. The actresses mentioned most certainly did not make their beef after public knowledge, in fact, they mentioned it IN SPITE of public knowledge. Kate Winslet wanted the real pics released. She said she was tired of being misrepresented because she is built the way real women are built - THATS impressive. But thank you for insulting her just to defend Miranda. Kate Winslet is a person to be respected. Miranda Kerr wants to advise young girls to do juice fasts and other ridiculous things…that is not healthy for growing girls. They can screw their bodies up big time by not getting proper nutrition. Young athletes and models are perfect examples in spite of the misrepresentation that “thin” means healthy. But I guess her correspondence course in nutrition makes her an expert on what young growing girls need. [inserteyeroll]

I think Miranda fans think she is not liked by others because she dates Orlando. Thats just what got her noticed in his fandom, but I assure you on my behalf as well as many others, it has nothing to do with jealousy. Im with the posters making the point that either he is a crap boyfriend making her look like a tool all the time in public, or he doesnt have a real relationship with her and it is all for show. Either way, he seems to not really care what people think of her as long as he doesnt have to defend her in the public eye. Venice is just one of many bad examples that we have seen of very inconsistent behavior on his part. If he really cared about her, he would make more of an effort, and that is what people continually point out and other people continually refuse to see. She looks like an idiot where he, and this weird relationship, are concerned. I’d say its none of our business if she didnt continually always make it public business. She cant help but mention him. Everyone knows that interviewers can be given off limits questions from the interviewee, and she either doesnt have the credentials to demand such things, or she wants the questions to be asked so that she can pretend to refuse to answer them. His name still gets mentioned, and she still gets to talk about him and pretend she didnt want to. I dont even care if she does or doesnt, its the point that they profess to want a private relationship, but do pic fests and pretend refusals. Its just making them both look like idiots. Its not like this is the POTC days and people continually hound him. Most people would just stop watching this whateveritis relationship happen if he was working again and giving his fans something other to watch than this. I think he has potetial to be doing substantial roles, even in this economy. Too bad he isnt…..his film roles are/were much much more entertaining.

There are people who know what she is really like, aside from how she pretends to be in interviews, and things that she has really done to hurt people. Go right ahead and think she is all that because it really wont make much difference to others who have heard and seen differently than you. Maybe you think its all unsubstanciated, but fact is, you dont know the experiences others have had with her do you? You can like her and say so, so why is it that others cant like her and say so?

Wedding bells.....? @ 11/30/2008 at 1:04 am

Miranda and Orlando got engaged in Venice according to reports, if it’s true, how incredibly romantic of Orlando to propose in Venice…..sigh!! they make such a beautiful couple and will have the most gorgeous kids ever!!!!

marc and kriz @ 11/30/2008 at 1:36 am

@52 We just went and looked again. (For our own sanity) And yup, still there. As we said, not doing your leg work for you. But here is a hint:
They are posted on a public site.

“I wouldnt accuse her of being a diva if she stuck up for herself,”
So when the ‘haters’ called her a Diva because she was telling a photographer which lighting she liked best, she wasn’t “sticking up for herself”? What’s the difference?

“The actresses mentioned most certainly did not make their beef after public knowledge,”
Then how did we find out if it wasn’t public knowledge? And are you saying that Kate Winslet doesn’t have enough clout to get the ‘real’ pictures released? Then how do you expect Miranda to make those demands? Why didn’t Kate stick up for herself as you expect Miranda to do? Oh that’s right. Double standard and all that.

“If he really cared about her, he would make more of an effort, ”
An effort to do what? Be more in the public eye? More PDA’s? Why? Whenever they are seen together you scream “set up”. What difference would it make?

“Everyone knows that interviewers can be given off limits questions from the interviewee, and she either doesnt have the credentials to demand such things, or she wants the questions to be asked so that she can pretend to refuse to answer them.”
Again, what difference would it make? If she isn’t asked about him, the haters claim that she is throwing her weight around, and “why can’t she answer a simple question?” Even when she refuses to answer, she “won’t stop talking about him”. When she answers, she “won’t stop talking about him”. She can’t win. For example: on one of the talk shows that she was on promoting the perfume, she spoke about her birthday, and that it was a simple dinner with “friends”. The haters asked why she wouldn’t just say that he was there. When she was in Australia, she said that he was working. The haters said that she should just shut up about him. Before he flew to Sarajevo for ‘work’, he was supporting Samantha during her play. The haters then screamed “why didn’t she just say that he would be with his sister”? She just can’t win.

“they profess to want a private relationship, but do pic fests and pretend refusals.”
How dare they leave the house! Even when Orlando is just with his male buddies he is photographed. He may not be the hottest property in Hollywood anymore, but he is still very popular. And anytime that there is a chance of ‘couple pictures’, the paps will be more attentive. Couple shots always sell better than single shots.
And if she is ever not asked about Orlando in an interview, I’ll remind the haters that this is what they wanted, and they aren’t allowed to call her a diva.

“There are people who know what she is really like, aside from how she pretends to be in interviews, and things that she has really done to hurt people”
And you got this sooper seekrit insider information, how? Oh, that’s right. From anonymous posts on the web. There were just as many positive ones, but you ignored those. There were posts on ONTD (you know, where people have names) from the stylist that did her hair for the VS show. They said that she was very cool and laid back, as well as being very nice. I think that I will believe that before I believe an anon.

“but fact is, you dont know the experiences others have had with her do you?”
And neither do you. The fact is tha you want to believe that she is horrible, but there is no real evidence that she is.

“why is it that others cant like her and say so?”
You can dislike anyone you want to. But I don’t understand your need to visit a thread and comment with such hateful, nasty words. If you don’t like her, fine, ignore her. It would be better for your mental health to avoid her. When they are pictured together, just admire Orlando and pretend that she doesn’t exist. It’s easy. I did it for years when he was with Kate. I didn’t like her, but I never posted anything negative about her. I just let the ones that liked her comment all they wanted, while I concentrated on the Bloomster. I never went to a Kate thread. I never researched articles about Kate. I never went to a Kate fansite. All the things that Miranda’s detractors do now. I just don’t get their obsession.

Oh, and when you said that the fans would stop watching their relationship if he was filming….yeah, that would work…sure. We never saw any pictures of him and Kate out and about while he was filming non-stop for five years. Nope, not a one. *rollseyes*

my two cents @ 11/30/2008 at 2:21 am

Where’s the ring?

my two cents @ 11/30/2008 at 3:28 am

I’d like to add, who cares if they are a real couple? Most (notice how I didn’t say all) of the “haters” here wouldn’t have an issue with them dating if she didn’t have their s.H.!.t. splashed all over the web and in low budget Australian rags and then claim to be private after she got called out on it by his fans.

They meet up once every 5-6 weeks, yet each and every time they get together, it’s merely a coincidence that the photos from their secret liaisons happen to end up here at JJ ? Are you shippers are gonna try to tell me that every time they’ve hooked up, the evil paps just stumbled upon them while they were just trying to be a cute wittle couple spending some quality time together? With that kind of luck, maybe the paps ought to buy lottery tickets.

Even the most aggressive famewhores will tell you that they don’t get photographed unless they want to. These two can barely get a full sentence, let alone a photograph of them together in the same shot in major publications, yet you shippers are trying to tell me that these tards are being infringed upon by evil paps who are chasing them all over the world, hoping to get that million dollar pay out from Just Jared? If you believe that load of crap, then I have a cabbage patch in Gunnedah I can sell you. Notice how his folks put the kibosh on that mouth after she went bragging to People about him being a sweet heart. People is not a gossip rag and everything that they print there is straight from celeb’s publicists. So explain that incident and why she hasn’t been “interviewed” by People since.

For her sake, I truly hope they are the real deal because no matter how many mentions she gets in the media for globetrotting with OB, SHE WILL NEVER BE A CONSIDERED A SUPERMODEL to the folks in the fashion industry who give out those jobs. He has been reduced to doing celebrity guest appearances in far off places himself and I doubt very seriously that Prada, Gucci, or Chanel will give her a job just because of that.

But hey, they are in the business of entertainment and I am thoroughly entertained. Cheers.

Give it up people, you cannot argue with crazy people and the Orlando / Miranda conspiracy theorist are the craziest of all ! I don’t know whether Orlando and Miranda will last and do not care if they do or don’t. Why they care so deeply to the point of this nutty obsession is beyond me. If you read some of their post it would seem they do not even like Orlando, yet they are obsessed and watch his every move and theorize everything. Some of them are actually scary crazy not totally unlike Mark David Chapman, I wonder if Orlando has met some of these crazed “fans” at some point and if so it probly scared the crap out of him.

“They meet up once every 5-6 weeks, yet each and every time they get together, it’s merely a coincidence that the photos from their secret liaisons happen to end up here at JJ ? ”

So you are saying JJ is a pap???? *gasps*

And how would you know how often they are together? Just because there aren’t photographs?
Oh, I see. We are continuing the theme….
If they aren’t photographed, they aren’t together. If they are photographed, they are set ups. Once again, they can’t win.
Got it.
*rollseyes*

I do know that there was at least one crazy, obsessive ‘fan’, that was scary enough for Orlando’s people to be “aware” of her. I’m sure that there have been others. And as crazy as some of these “haters” sound, I would increase security wherever he was going to be.
Those Delpi women are scary in their obsession.

my two cents @ 11/30/2008 at 5:11 am

“Give it up people, you cannot argue with crazy people and the Orlando / Miranda conspiracy theorist are the craziest of all ! ”

Yet you come here each and every time to do so. Pot.Kettle.Black.

“So you are saying JJ is a pap????”

If you were a thorough reader, then you would have read the line in my post sarcastically referencing the paps naively expecting to sell their worthless photos to JJ for a hefty sum.

“And how would you know how often they are together? Just because there aren’t photographs?
Oh, I see. We are continuing the theme….
If they aren’t photographed, they aren’t together. If they are photographed, they are set ups. Once again, they can’t win.
Got it.”

Wouldn’t give a **** if they were together every single day. Good for them. I’m not trying to prove whether or not they are in lurve but I am saying she is desperately trying to use that boy to raise her profile. Who’s name is splashed on the front of HER cover? Exactly. All you “casual observers” feigning love for this girl only pretend to care about her because she’s with him. All that will change once her exclusive tell-all interview airs after they break up.

“And as crazy as some of these “haters” sound, I would increase security wherever he was going to be. Those Delp[h]i women are scary in their obsession.”

Well then I guess security will be tight when he starts filming his next commercial, er, movie. HA! I crack myself up.

karibikqueen @ 11/30/2008 at 7:45 am

Hey look at this Link
http://elflady.com/orlandolove/showthread.php?t=12586
what you say jet?

hahaha i would advice you to go to kate bosworth forums and read your dear classy kate’s two recent interviews she talk and talks about orlando non stop .Why wouldn’t she tell the interviewer THAT QUESTIONS ABOUT A GUY SHE DATED TWO YEARS AGO ARE OFF LIMITS ?but i guess it is normal in your crazy mind for his ex to talk about orlando and use him for publicity more than two years latter it is his actual girlfriend that can’t talk about him i find that logic STRANGE

thank you # 58 @ 11/30/2008 at 10:07 am

So well said!
I don’t understand how you can dislike some one so much yet exert so much time and energy on hate.
I don’t like it when opinions are stated over and over and then suddenly become facts either. Or words placed in mouths that were never uttered. State you arguements if you must but stick to the facts and not the ones you made up in your own head.
Again #58 thank you, it was refreshing to read a well presented opinion. Ahhhh.
Let go of the hate people, just let it go.

Padme the one and only @ 11/30/2008 at 10:36 am

#50

You’re right I meant #46 LOL!

# my two cent

No ring indeed. So what?

my two cents @ 11/30/2008 at 11:43 am

“No ring indeed. So what?”

When one is expecting instant global fame for banging someone “famous”, planting engagement rumors in bottom feeding rags such as Star Mag and not having the hardware to back it up it a shiiiiit PR move on their part. Even Heidi and Spencer knew better than that!

Go back and tell your little friend that the engagement blurb she placed in the Sunday Telegraph would have appeared more credible had she had her folks report it to credible celeb-friendly (read:celebrity fed) sources like People and OK first and then let the Aussie rags pick up the story from them. Local mentions only make it look like a rumor coming out of Australia, which is why no one has batted a lash at the story.

If you “insiders” that read here really knew what the hell you were doing, then you would have advised her of this ages ago. You amateurs must be friends with Jennifer Aniston, too.

#66 karibikqueen,

I say we aren’t the only ones laughing at her shiiit:

She likes to hear herself talk

Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

my sympathies... @ 11/30/2008 at 11:50 am

…really go out to Miranda and Orlando.

For what, over a year now, they’ve been playing this silly romance game. After every “appearance” together, London, New York, L.A., Paris, Australia, Venice….they pose for pictures. They wait a reasonable length of time and then they turn on their computers and check “Just Jared”. They are constantly disappointed I’m sure that everyone doesn’t believe they are a couple. So, they try harder. They call more paps - they “pose” as lovers in glass shops and still not everyone believes. They lose sleep trying to think of new ways to prove to the folks on the web that they are a real couple and still they don’t believe.

They sure are wasting a lot of time and energy and expense and, let’s not even mention the pain they endure just being with each other, just to prove that they are real. Poor things.

Yeah, that’s a real story. Grandma still doesn’t believe that we’ve landed on the moon either.

If I recall correctly, Kerr used the words “water off a ducks back” a bit ago in an interview. I took that as her way of saying she doesn’t care what people say about her. So IF that is her stance why are there so many pro-Kerr posters here defending her against the “haters”? IF she doesn’t care why do you all?

““So you are saying JJ is a pap????”
If you were a thorough reader, then you would have read the line in my post sarcastically…”
You ARE dense aren’t you. Being a sarcastic person, I would’ve thought that you would recognize sarcasm when presented. Pity.

And about there being no ring….
Well, if the rumor is true, do they really need a ring?
And if she was wearing a ring, I’m sure that you would find fault with that, too. I can hear it now…

*hater voice*
Oh, she’s wearing a ring…why does she need a ring to prove that they are in love….what is she trying to prove?….she is flaunting their relationship…if she really cared about him she wouldn’t wear it….that money could have gone to charity, how selfish!…she forced him to buy a ring…look how small it is…he has enough money, if he cared about her ot would be bigger….look how big it is…if he really cared about her they wouldn’t need that big….diamonds! how tacky….it’s not diamonds, he doesn’t really love her…etc. etc. etc.
*hater voice off*

Did I cover it all? I wouldn’t want to leave anything out.

Why are there so many haters coming here to post?
Why do they care so much?
Why do they care enough to waste so much time on someone that they dislike?
When you can explain that, let us know.

my two cents @ 11/30/2008 at 12:12 pm

@73
Not as nearly dense as your accidental idol here.

Don’t worry little shipper. I know you’re at your breaking point having to working so hard to defend these two sloppy tools and your ranting is merely misdirected anger. Just a little fore warning though: I’ll be here to poke fun at you once you shippers start backpedaling after she dogs him out the break up, so gird your loins.

The same reasons why she spends her time and money arranging pap shots around the world just to see what we haters will say about it on JJ.
Because we can.

I’ve liked Miranda for years. Ther was just something about her that seemed ‘warmer’ than most other models. The fact that she is dating Orlando is just a plus, for me. He has always seemed like a very nice person.
And of course his name will be mentioned, he’s famous. Gisele was much more famous than Miranda when she started dating Leo, yet every interview from then on, mentioned Leo. Now, she is known as “the girlfriend of Tom Brady” (at least in the states). If someone like Gisele can’t escape those titles, what makes you think that Miranda can?

Ego, party of one….

gotta admit, I’m feeling pretty smug that your boy actually had his folks come on record and shoot down those engagement rumors that HER CAMP reported to the Sunday Telegraph as the truth. They need to stop working against each other if they are gonna pull this thing off right.

Why smug? No one here believed the rumors.
And “his folks” have denied rumors before.
And why do you think that her camp was the ones planting the info? Why would they do that when they know that she, herself, has denied the rumors?

“Why smug? No one here believed the rumors.”

Read post #92 in previous thread.

“And “his folks” have denied rumors before.”

You mean like just before he and Kate split for good?

“And why do you think that her camp was the ones planting the info?”
Because it ended up in the Sunday Tell-A-Lie, the Sunday edition of her favorite mouthpiece, the Daily Tell-A-Lie.

“Why would they do that when they know that she, herself, has denied the rumors?”

She didn’t count on his folks shooting down the rumor, since they never bothered to even acknowledge her existence. Her next move would have been staging pap shots of them picking out china patterns for the “big day”.

@58 - you asked, here is my lengthy reply as to be expected.

1.
***“I wouldnt accuse her of being a diva if she stuck up for herself,”
So when the ‘haters’ called her a Diva because she was telling a photographer which lighting she liked best, she wasn’t “sticking up for herself”? What’s the difference?***

Did I call her a Diva? I was saying “I” wouldnt call her a diva “if” she stuck up for herself. I dont think I particularly have called her a Diva ever. If she was asking for better lighting then she knows what works for her. That is quite different than photoshopping someones nose into something else. They didnt like her nose apparently. Now famewhore – that I have called her. She should take it as a compliment really as just about everyone on TV these days is a famewhore. Ahhh! The era of reality TV and all its wonders! That word is used pretty commonly these days and is quite interchangeable with “celebrity” with not even a blink of the eye.

BTW, in spite of what everyone here sticking up for her might think, all the “haters” as you all like to call anyone that doesnt buy into her, dont all collectively use the same terminology, think the same thoughts, and share all the same opinions. Just wanted to clarify that again for the 50th time on these threads.

2.
***The actresses mentioned most certainly did not make their beef after public knowledge,”
Then how did we find out if it wasn’t public knowledge? And are you saying that Kate Winslet doesn’t have enough clout to get the ‘real’ pictures released? Then how do you expect Miranda to make those demands? Why didn’t Kate stick up for herself as you expect Miranda to do? Oh that’s right. Double standard and all that.***

You can call it what you like, and I will call it what I like – fair enough? You missed quoting the rest of my sentence, you know, the part that says “in fact, they mentioned it IN SPITE of public knowledge”. The photoshopped photos had already been photoshopped showing Kate Winslets calves shaved down, her hips smaller than they actually were and a few other bits that the editor wanted to have appear smaller, boobs, etc. And yes, by Kate purposely drawing attention to the butcher job they did on her, in spite of what the public would think of her that gasp! she wasnt a scrawny wafer thin actress, episodic TV like Ugly Betty ran with the theme, and other actresses and media outlets jumped on board. I’d say Kate has plenty of clout just from the impact her actions AGAINST photoshopping had on some outlets. The whole point of her making the stink in the first place was BECAUSE the edited photos were released without her approval already. Maybe Miranda could stand up for herself with this particular set of pics as its obvious to anyone looking at her face that its not her nose and some of the other things people mentioned here. She could do some good with her book and preach against some of the blatant falsehoods that exist in the industry she is in, not teach young girls to eat just enough to be just above the starvation level. Lets hope it really doesnt turn out to be the latter of the two.

3.
***“If he really cared about her, he would make more of an effort, ”
An effort to do what? Be more in the public eye? More PDA’s? Why? Whenever they are seen together you scream “set up”. What difference would it make? ***

I guess I needed to clarify “effort” more closely to what I was talking about in that paragraph that you chose to again, only take part from. “Effort” with her, sticking up for her if she is supposedly the love of his life that he wants to marry according to reports (that this time around exclusively were reported to have come from her). Effort in actually even acknowledging her. He seems to have a problem with that as he couldnt even acknowledge Kate until he was forced to! Thats what I meant about the inconsistencies we always see with him…..and now her. She states and her family states in interviews how happy they are, in love they are, but from where I sit, failing to even acknowledge that himself (or from his reps words) EVER, and now with the all the engagement rumors having plenty of opportunity to, he still doesnt ever do it. Again, it would be none of our business if the relationship was actually a private one (too bad he couldnt keep her from dropping his name circa summer 2007 – no indicator there that she wasnt cheating is there?), but from the examples I stated just above, its never private where she is concerned. If you wonder why some people question that then again, in my eyes, that is the problem from where you sit, not me.

4.
***“Everyone knows that interviewers can be given off limits questions from the interviewee, and she either doesnt have the credentials to demand such things, or she wants the questions to be asked so that she can pretend to refuse to answer them.”
Again, what difference would it make? If she isn’t asked about him, the haters claim that she is throwing her weight around, and “why can’t she answer a simple question?” Even when she refuses to answer, she “won’t stop talking about him”. When she answers, she “won’t stop talking about him”. She can’t win. For example: on one of the talk shows that she was on promoting the perfume, she spoke about her birthday, and that it was a simple dinner with “friends”. The haters asked why she wouldn’t just say that he was there. When she was in Australia, she said that he was working. The haters said that she should just shut up about him. Before he flew to Sarajevo for ‘work’, he was supporting Samantha during her play. The haters then screamed “why didn’t she just say that he would be with his sister”? She just can’t win.***

Nope…she cant….not now. She made her bed early on of not being able to shut up about him, and sorry, you cant have your cake and eat it too. You cant wear your “heart on your sleeve” and expect that those paying a slight bit of attention arent eventually going to start having gag reflux spasms if they have to hear one more time about sex toys, flexibility, and ooo lets not forget the pics from Spain that were so obviously set up by her (she is smiling, flashing her tits, and ass, and looking right at the photographer while doing so). I think, and I am assuming here, that she must have thought all of that was “cute” to talk about in interviews, but reality is, most of the people living in the real world dont make a living selling sex. Sorry you are offended that I and others are critical of that, but that is the point of view I have. She talked about it, its out there, and there isnt any way she can possibly take that back now. If she is “so famous” she should have been schooled a long time ago in things you should and shouldnt say and do in public that will come back to bite you in the ass later. He might be just as guilty for all of that as well, but the evidence out there points to her on all occasions on record so far.

5.
***“they profess to want a private relationship, but do pic fests and pretend refusals.”
How dare they leave the house! Even when Orlando is just with his male buddies he is photographed. He may not be the hottest property in Hollywood anymore, but he is still very popular. And anytime that there is a chance of ‘couple pictures’, the paps will be more attentive. Couple shots always sell better than single shots.
And if she is ever not asked about Orlando in an interview, I’ll remind the haters that this is what they wanted, and they aren’t allowed to call her a diva.***

You know “leaving the house” isnt what I was talking about. See the paragraph above if you need a refresher.

6.
***“There are people who know what she is really like, aside from how she pretends to be in interviews, and things that she has really done to hurt people”
And you got this sooper seekrit insider information, how? Oh, that’s right. From anonymous posts on the web. There were just as many positive ones, but you ignored those. There were posts on ONTD (you know, where people have names) from the stylist that did her hair for the VS show. They said that she was very cool and laid back, as well as being very nice. I think that I will believe that before I believe an anon.***
I dont remember saying “I” was one of those people, nor did I say that I have conversed with those people. Anything posted on any board is just as credible, or full of crap as the next post, so I guess its all up to the individual reading to decide what they will and wont believe. I happened to believe a certain myspace poster “Pottsy” a friend of MIranda’s ex that she cheated on him, amongst other stuff. I dont think people in this fandom of Orlandos wanted to instantly loath her. Many people were glad that he’d found someone until it started to surface that she was seeing Orlando while she still had a boyfriend at home! My point of view comes from someone having been cheated on before, so ya, I’d say that I am biased when it comes to cheaters. I dont know if Orlando knew she had a boyfriend when they hooked up, but certainly Miranda knew she did! Having professed him the love of her life just weeks before dropping hints of also being with Orlando, or thinking about it, is not really going to boost public opinion of her. She can do like Angelina Jolie does and be humanitarian of the universe, but it still doesnt change the fact that she is a homewrecker and a cheater, and still years later finds nothing wrong with driving the knife deeper into the one whose home she wrecked. You think people on these boards are the scary ones just gossiping about public figures? Thats just idle endless chatter that gets archived into the annals of the endless internet pit. People who can knowingly hurt the ones who have committed their life and love to them are the kind that scare me.

7.
***“but fact is, you dont know the experiences others have had with her do you?”
And neither do you. The fact is tha you want to believe that she is horrible, but there is no real evidence that she is.***
Again, see above.

8.
***“why is it that others cant like her and say so?”
You can dislike anyone you want to. But I don’t understand your need to visit a thread and comment with such hateful, nasty words. If you don’t like her, fine, ignore her. It would be better for your mental health to avoid her. When they are pictured together, just admire Orlando and pretend that she doesn’t exist. It’s easy. I did it for years when he was with Kate. I didn’t like her, but I never posted anything negative about her. I just let the ones that liked her comment all they wanted, while I concentrated on the Bloomster. I never went to a Kate thread. I never researched articles about Kate. I never went to a Kate fansite. All the things that Miranda’s detractors do now. I just don’t get their obsession.***
I dont visit Miranda Kerr fansites and chat boards. I visit Orlando boards and threads. I guess if you have been around his fandom for years than maybe we have crossed paths and you would know that. I search Orlando Bloom at JJ and get her face. I saw the virtual nose job and made a comment. I dont come here questioning and harassing why Miranda lovers love her and think she is all that, but I sure got questioned heavily by you for not liking her for my own reasons. I also dont think I use hateful and nasty words when speaking about her. I dont call her a **** or a druggie or an anorexic lesbian coke snorting heroin shooting piece of trash (should I go on?). Man, I remember people using that phraseology like it was candy when it came to discussing their dislike for Kate. Sorry if “famewhore” offends you – like I said, to me its interchangeable with “celebrity.

9.
***Oh, and when you said that the fans would stop watching their relationship if he was filming….yeah, that would work…sure. We never saw any pictures of him and Kate out and about while he was filming non-stop for five years. Nope, not a one. *rollseyes****
When he was with Kate, there actually were paparazzi following them everywhere as well as PDA BS. Nobody could possibly forget the humping in the park or the romantic horseback riding while holding hands. I never said it didnt happen. They were both in the height of their careers though and photos of them were worth alot in those days so paps catching them offguard was understandable. I cant speak for anyone else and their opinion of the KB/OB days, pics, comments, interviews, but for me, I was not one of the ones bothered that he was with her. I was interested in him and his career. She seemed to stay out of his fandom and seemed to not even know, or care, what was written about her on the internet or anywhere else. ***Sigh*** if only Kerr had done the same. You say there is no proof she looms at these boards, but no other media outlet (i.e. mainstream mags, and any other papers other than her home turf ones) even bothers to say two bits about them or their sooper interesting relationship, except at this blog and a few Orlando centered ones. How on earth would she know to say that people criticize and scrutinize their relationship but she doesnt care because her and Orlando know how happy and in love they are – how would she know that if she wasnt reading at JJ and the likes? Why does she have her friends Chantelle and Padme coming on here flinging the insults as well (Chantelle – your comment about fat losers worshipping her at her fansites was classic – and people wonder why we question her pure integrity – with friends like you doing her PR she is sure to maybe get a bit more than her 15 minutes). Honestly, nobody outside of his fandom probably even gives a rats ass about this pairing. Even my neighbor who writes for an American gossip rag says “Miranda who?” when I asked if he knew who she was. LOL! Nobody even cares outside of these boards.
I will agree with you on one thing though….wasting time on here writing about it really is a waste of energy. Sadly for me, I like to write novels and try my best to explain my points thoroughly so I always seem to get sucked in for a few moments, but thankfully for me that urge goes away for days, sometime even weeks at a time. I comment when I feel the need to, and I guess you have every right to dish it back if I do. And you need not point out that I took half the thread to say it…Im very well aware of that. Feel free to sleep through it if you want to.

***hahaha i would advice you to go to kate bosworth forums and read your dear classy kate’s two recent interviews she talk and talks about orlando non stop .Why wouldn’t she tell the interviewer THAT QUESTIONS ABOUT A GUY SHE DATED TWO YEARS AGO ARE OFF LIMITS ?but i guess it is normal in your crazy mind for his ex to talk about orlando and use him for publicity more than two years latter it is his actual girlfriend that can’t talk about him i find that logic STRANGE***

Ummm….eri…what I find strange is that you keep revisiting Kate Bosworth forums TWO YEARS LATER. I assure you, once Bloom moves on from Kerr, I will go right back to not knowing or caring who she is. As for Kate, different girl, different relationship, completely different circumstances when it came to HIS fandom. I could really care less how often she talks about him these days. People knew who Kate was, she was all over magazine covers and interviews before news came out that she and Orlando were dating. She was being called “It Girl Everywhere” by People Magazine and the next Julia Roberts (yes…I thought that was quite a bit of a stretch myself before you go spouting off that I would believe that) before she was officially dating Orlando. She spent four years with the guy…I’m sure aspects of her relationship will come up once in a while. Kerr was name dropping before people realized he even knew her, and nobody knew who she was. I think I still have yet to ever hear him or any of his people utter her name or the word girlfriend publicly. By all means, correct me if I am wrong.

I find it really odd how easily people like to throw around the word “crazy” here anonymously. Do you see me calling you crazy or delusional? I mean, if you want to have people take anything you have to say seriously, you could possibly try laying off the unsubstantiated insults of people you are responding to.

Uh uh obsessive much has finally a name

How thoughtful of you. I didnt know articulate meant obsessive, but thank you for clarifying that.

Articulate doesn’t mean you really love to hear the sound of your voice?

THE EMPRESS @ 01/08/2009 at 11:54 pm

Just look at the facts, when your boyfriend name comes before your own and bigger, you are objectively no one.
And all this “save the world, yes I’m green, jump around, smile at the paparazzi when I’m with Orlando, he’s a sweetheart, yes I wanted to keep it secret but then my phone accidentaly slipped and showed off in front of a reporter a picture of me and Orlando smooching”…
She is a nice girl, but she’s offending my intelligence, sorry.
I would like her much more if she just said “yes, I do this because I like it, and I sleep with Orlando Bloom because I like him and it gives me a spotlight, which is not bad even if it doesn’t mean I don’t care for him”.
But, come on.
She’s not Miranda Kerr, aye? To be on a cover, it must be specified that she is Orlando Bloom’s sexy babe. Otherwise, she’s… how was that term? Oh, yes. Just another.

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