Angelina Jolie is Little Toy Shop Smiley

Brad Fan @ 12/01/2008 at 12:13 pm :

Can you please tell me what you mean by “two Pitts in NOLA?”

And they say his family hates Angie….
Boy I tell you all of these Jen hags are just freaking crazy!

Val @ 12/01/2008 at 12:19 p

I consider Angelina Jolie a “Pitt” as well as Maddox. That’s what I meant. But in reality all the Pitts are back home in NOLA. They are the Pitt family.

Kudos to Kristin Chenowith who on The View said that she hates when people say “Angelina’s adopted daughter”.

I sense a new thread coming up with that Brad cover…..

Jamie Oliver to Launch “Jamie Magazine”

Jamie Oliver, UK celebrity chef and gastrosexual, has announced the launch of his own bimonthly glossy, which will hit shelves this Thursday.

Oliver will also take some of the magazine’s photos, and the premiere issue will feature a question-and-answer session between Jamie and his pal Brad Pitt, who admits that the best meal Angelina Jolie’s ever produced in their kitchen is “cereals.” The first three issues will be exclusively sold at WH Smith newsstands.

http://www.yumsugar.com/2551520

I am sure Angelina is capable of cooking more than just a bowl of cereal for Brad.

YOu are right Brad fan…they are the Pitts. They are all a part of one another.

They are bashing Angie really bad on the US Magazine blog. They have the story where Brad talks about the “cereals” as his best meal Angie has made for them.

Gosh I cannot stand those nasty haters on that blog, I had to leave it because they were bringing out the worst in me. I think Jennifer is paying US Magazine because so far they have yet to report John Mayer drunk on the car with piss all over him.

OT @ 12/01/2008 at 12:59 pm
Jamie Oliver to Launch “Jamie Magazine”

Jamie Oliver, UK celebrity chef and gastrosexual, has announced the launch of his own bimonthly glossy, which will hit shelves this Thursday.

Oliver will also take some of the magazine’s photos, and the premiere issue will feature a question-and-answer session between Jamie and his pal Brad Pitt, who admits that the best meal Angelina Jolie’s ever produced in their kitchen is “cereals.” The first three issues will be exclusively sold at WH Smith newsstands.

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Brad Pitt should change his name to a**hole Pitt ! One mention of Angie , And all he could do , was making fun of her cook. He is one big a**hole.

Angie ! What are you thinking? Dump the a**hole already.

Katrina changed me was first , Now this. A**hole Pitt is trying too much to bring Angie down . Alot of men would die to be with Angie , Angie says nothing but praise when it comes to him , But a**hole Pitt brings her name to make fun of her.

He is Stupitt and A**hole.

What? @ 12/01/2008 at 1:14 pm

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Are you high? BP is bringing AJ down with cereal? Do you know how riduculous that sounds? Do you even know what question this is in response to? Have you read the article to see what else he says about her? Get a grip or at the very least stop smoking.

Why dont the hags stop throwing a hissy fit and let the entire article come out first. As if Angie did not say over and over again that she cannot cook! Get over yourselves you idiots, he is not saying anything that we do not already know.

I am sure there are wayyyyy more other things he could be doing with Angie than cooking (if you are capable of understanding me)!

Dont be jealous cause you cannot afford personal chefs!

Baby - hate to burst your delusional bubble but all the pap shots we see of Brad and Ange are pre-arranged by them and they receive either a half or two-thirds of the proceeds of the sale of the pictures. Ever wondered how the paps keep track of the family that constantly move round the world, living in one country to the next at different times? Ever wondered why we always see pap shots of Brange at toy shops and doing humanitarian work? Ever wondered why Ange is always immaculately turned out in uncomfortably tight dress, blow-dried hair and flawless make-up? It may well be because this is part of Ange’s job not some spontaneous candid shot of her going about her daily business. Its part of her carefully orchestrated media campaign which is all about selling herself as superhuman mother, superstar actress, humanitarian and sexy *****. This campaign has been going into overload lately as she desperately and shamelessly bids for that best leading actress oscar that probably won’t happen as her acting just isn’t convincing enough. When will you catch on that we only ever see the exact images of the Brange that they want us to see and it is an image that is used to sell their films to people such as yourself. Please try to wake up and smell the coffee. If you’d ever worked in the media world you would understand that everything we see and read of celebrities is catered towards selling their image to us and Brange is certainly no exception. If you really think they are in any way different to anyone else you are missing most of your brain cells. Worship the Brange all you like but please wake up to the marketting campaign you are all complicit and willing participants in.

So what if she orchestrates her image, at least she is helping…regardless if there are any reasons behind it.

Ok Nicole Kidman is all of a sudden pimping a book for women against domestic violence to promote her damn movie….but yet no one complains about it….

Please, take all of your negativity and BS somewhere else. We the loyal JP fans will not tolerate it!

THE END

I swear these trolls are so desperate for something to get their “hate” on, that they are literally grasping at straws. Angie has admitted that she cannot cook, so I am sure this is a big joke in their household. I am sure Brad and Angie have more important, and se*y things to do than cook. It just shows the mentality of the “people”, who are using this innocent, but meant- to- be- funny statement, to criticise the JPs. It actually says more about you than them.