Jennifer Aniston Covers Entertainment Weekly

Simply Gorgeous!

Team Rachael Green.

That’s a really cute cover. Wish her the best.

The dog looks better than she does.

Wh*re

Holy backtracking, Fugliston!

Glad to see Chiniston’s prominent chin occupies half of her face.

She showing her age.

god everybody, stop being such haters. I think she looks cute. :)

A study of two promotions:

Brad Pitt - talks about New Orleans, Make it Right, Benjamin Button, his family, aging, life in general.

Jennifer - talks about John, pregnancy, tabloids, DON’T FORGET TO SAY ANGELINA(girl still hasn’t learnt the words no comment)

How the heck these TWO VERY INCOMPATIBLE people married and stuck it out for 4 years is a miracle…cause you can’t get THAT INCOMPATIBLE…back then and in the way they are living their lives now. Almost like night and day. So wrong for each other back then and certainly today.

A 40 YEAR OLD GOING ON 14.

You dont mess with the Jolie.back tracking

AGREE, NUMBER # 13…..She has always been on ” the verge “, OR, ” thinking about it more and more “, of having a baby……The REAL Jennifer, just does NOT want children. Period.
I read her biological clock ” was ticking down “, so fast, she couldn’t keep up with it, and that she ” worried about Down Syndrome and other deformities “, with her age…..So, either have one, or just state you don’t plan on it EVER…….The excuses are hysterical now.

“FRESH START” at 40, for an actress who has been in HW for almost 20 years?

It is nice to see her saying It is something I long for because in her 5 month ago interview with In touch weekly she seemed like she doesn’t care much if it happens or not.If she forget we don’t because it was only 5 month ago.

Ever interview - when asked why did this happen or why she did this..the woman says:

Done. Next.

LOL - These are so Jenjen words to brush off her mistakes. So, typically Jen jen.

Kearnie @ 12/03/2008 at 8:42 pm A study of two promotions:

Brad Pitt - talks about New Orleans, Make it Right, Benjamin Button, his family, aging, life in general.

Jennifer - talks about John, pregnancy, tabloids, DON’T FORGET TO SAY ANGELINA(girl still hasn’t learnt the words no comment)

How the heck these TWO VERY INCOMPATIBLE people married and stuck it out for 4 years is a miracle…cause you can’t get THAT INCOMPATIBLE…back then and in the way they are living their lives now. Almost like night and day. So wrong for each other back then and ….
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Most of the time they were separated for months so they could breath and live better their own life far from each other and the rest of the time when they were together they were either on the booze or in therapy…all these, UNEDINABLE SIGNS OF ESCAPE FROM THEIR MISERY !

The marriage didn’t work (HER OWN QUOTE !!!).
It never did from the very much start !!! It was a sham !!!

Here we go with the all out Jen PR machine. Jen is on high alert since Brad and Angie are doing movie interviews.
Jen is so transparent. I cannot stand her. She will do ANYTHING to ride on her ex-husbands coat tails. GET YOUR OWN LIFE JEN.

BRAD AND ANGIE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe in 30 years from here she REALLY will have a FRESH START.
She has been like this for nearly 4 years!!!!!
I loathe this bi tch.
She is hypocrite, manipulative and has a big and nasty mouth.
She always says bad thing about her movies, her family and now the media that is supporting her.

The good thing: she will never will be respected like an actress, she has the opportunity 4 years ago, she lost it.

She is only interesting for her pity party, she is an icon for the scorned woman around the world. And she craves that awful attention.

Jennifer, you must be sooooo proud of yourself!

I LOVE HER!

OK, why now she is blaming Vogue mag for taking her comments out of context?
In what context did she say “What Angelina did was uncool”?
Either she said it or she didn’t, yes?
And the journalism guy has her words on the tape (cuz she asked him to turn it off when he asked her about Angelina).
She looks foolish here to blame Vogue.
And then she not apologize to Angelina for all that, which caused many people to hate Angelina?
All she can say is… done, finished, next?
What a terrible woman she is.

how many times she has been in fresh start in the past years? she is out there again coattaleriding… it is just tiring seeing here do that.

Lol @ 12/03/2008 at 8:53 pm She sounds insecure.
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She is mainly a COWARD, WEAK and VICIOUS WOMAN who cannot stand to her own words and take responsability for it like a grown up mature adult. She rather does things viciously behind people back, manipulate while maintaining a fake virgin image in front.

She is a true witch. The extent of her dumbness makes her meaness more transparent. She really is mentally limited and cold soul wise !

Fresh start my a__. Jenn is so overdone it’s laughable.
Jenn,go away, far far away, now please.

Not impressed with JA - a sham indeed. It is amazing that they made it that far. Oh well, they are no longer tied together so it is doesn’t matter.

The best thing Jennifer can do for herself is NOT have a child if her heart is not into it. It would be suicidal for that kid to put up not only with her issues but on top of that a mother who got knocked up when deep down she really didn’t want kids.

We are also talking about a woman who all these last 10 years of her life have bee ALL ABOUT HER. She probably knows not know the meaning of “thinking about other human beings than me” because if she did, she would not be in this position.

Getting knocked up just to beat the competition or due to pressure is not right.

However, I wouldn’t be suprised if she does just that…because she seems like the kind of woman(who is concerned about her image) will do.

God bless that kid.

Another BUTT UGLY cover - UGH (shiver) thankfully we won’t have to suffer it long, only 5 days. Of the two dogs, I will take the smaller one, whose movie Aniston is the 4th banana in…after Owen, after the golden lab, after the kids. Poor pitiful Aniston.

Everyone in saying this is really baaad. I already heard the test screenings sucked - and the trailers are godawful. They’ve taken to not even featuring Aniston in them. Studios are hoping that the best-seller book status and Owen Wilson get people in the theater. They’ll be pretty po’d once they get out though - my advice, go to the matinee if you go at all.

God she is homely. She, Sarah jessica, and kethy griffin should do a movie where they play sisters.

jennifer’s gorgeous im glad she’s moving on

thats a plastic woman with a brain of a 6 years old.. how sad

I hope MAyer makes it out of this CAA kidnapping, Huvane and Aniston rape in one piece - he’s already a manic depressive, I think the death star and the no talent sit com middleaged lady Aniston might bring him to the verge of pulling an Owen Wilson.

matter of fact, it appears Owen wilson, might pull another owen wilson simply because he is associated with this old cow for this movie - his absence is TELLING.

I am not sure which is more LOL:

Jen thinking she is capable of being a mother

or

Jen telling us that she is on the verge of becoming a mother for 1000th times.

She’s a fake and a pathetic liar! Take some responsibility for your tacky comments. Why bring up 4 years later? She is a loser who’s needy for constant attention.

how many fresh starts is this girl going to have? it has been 4 years already….

Wow… this trick is something else.

She didn’t expect that Vogue would take a tabloid stance? Vanity Fair took that stance three fcuking years ago when Angelina’s name was brought up by the writer. ___, crying like a b*tch when Angelina and pregnancy was mentioned made the front page of many a tabloid and was the leading story of the entertainment stories. You mean to tell me that ___ thought that getting emotional, ie asking the journalist to turn off the recorder, wouldn’t wind up like the VF story?

B*tch, please!!!

Kearnie how do you know how she would be as a mother? She has no kids. Do you predict the future now?

A smart and talented woman, can’t wait to see her new movie, she has shown class through bad times, too bad we could say that about some other so called actress

She can’t say she doesn’t want kids, because that would confirm all the rumors that Brad wanted kids and she didn’t, and that’s why they broke up. It would fracture her “pity me - he left me for another woman!” image.

God, b*tch is UUUUUUGGGGGLYYYYYY.

Looks like she’ having a great time taking a dump in her dress.

What a pathetic woman to still cry and whine 4 years…

stoners beat herion addicts though…huh
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Especially if the stoner hag IS still doing it at 40 years old versus having done the heroine at 20 years old.

Yep, stoner wins by a MILE.

Please that woman can’t have a child (the male hormones issues and misscarriage related to it) ! Plus even if she could she wont take the pregnancy route cause first, she can’t take the risk of blowing her body to her natural self (you know the real natural chubby she is without the extensive training) and second, that woman has mental issues with self image ! She wish any parent to have beautiful kids in order for those parents to not be miserable ! What kind of a human being, let alone a woman pushing 40 could think that way ? That’s insane and only shows how f shallow mentally unfit and juvenile she is.
She had and still undergoes multiple plastic surgeries . With all those image issues how can she be a future good mother when she didn’t even completly solve her mother-daughter relationship ?
She will reproduced 100 X times what she has lived with her mother if that child resembles her…She will hate that child.

Oh, and no motherly craved woman would tolerate being linked to that child abuser Joe Francis. Maniston has zero maternal instincts ! It’s clear as water ! If she had, she wouldn’t date a disgusted manchild but instead a father-like, more responsible one !

Kearnie @ 12/03/2008 at 8:50 pm #31

Ever interview - when asked why did this happen or why she did this..the woman says:

Done. Next.
LOL - These are so Jenjen words to brush off her mistakes. So, typically Jen jen.

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I agree with you.

X is very consistent in speaking this way. As what “81A” aptly said at JJB site, “When will she ever stop speaking in this kiddie manner???? …..At almost 40 she still thinks she’s in her twenties? ”

Yah, in a “KIDDIE MANNER”. I have never read or heard an interview of her that she spoke her age, like a matured person should be. It’s always monosyllabic response and mostly unsubstantial answers. It’s very annoying, actually!

boo(real) @ 12/03/2008 at 9:47 pm

another fug cover. how are those Vogue sales coming along?? that mag is not moving off shelves. and to think Vogue bumped someone else(can’t remember who) to put that fug on the cover of the December issue!
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it was victoria beckham!posh wanted this cover so badly.

To all those calling Jen ugly or a nobody or ha both:

I’d like to see your face and what you do for a living.

Aniston knows that people would just turn on her and call her a child hater or ice queen or some other drivel from the 1950s if she says she doesn’t want kids, #25. Best to just say she’s waiting for the right time rather than open up a bigger disaster. Her reproductive future is no one’s business anyway.
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I respectfully disagree.

1) As another poster said: Sandra Bullock and Cameron Diaz (bigger stars than Aniston) have declared their wish to remain childless. NO ONE has derided them as ice queens or child haters.

2) Nicole Kidman has always expressed her desire to have a kid, and she HAS a biological kid, yet she’s still called “Ice Queen” (unfairly, perhaps).

3) Reproduction is no one’s business indeed.
So why is Aniston always so defensive about it? Perhaps because the rumor is true OR she’s painted herself into a corner?

One comment on motherhood… she might have been trying hard for all you know. A lot of women get “unexplained infertility” … I wouldn’t wish this on anyone but don’t judge her unless you know her!
Get a life people!

Wow, I’m just surprised she’s not showing her damn, boring boobs again.

Thank god for small favors!

What a LIAR this b*tch is. LIAR LIAR LIAR.

And the backlash is on, baby.
Fuggiston thinks she can take on Angelina Jolie??????

From looks to brains to candor to talent to passion to awards to knowledge to hobbies to elocution to fame… please, honey! Angelina wins in every category.

Jen is worth over 200 million so she’s no moron! and she is loved by many!
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Not really. She is worth half that, and it is from TV show residuals (which her other TV costars also luckily received).
But we all know money doesn’t buy happiness. At least it can buy her a Peeboy.

And I do hope she is loved by many, because no decent man seems to want her. She gets dumped by every man she’s dated post-Brad, sometimes even publicly on TMZ.

gaye @ 12/03/2008 at 9:39 pm You can tell how motherly or caring someone is from their behavior and comportment, and obtain some deductive value from that.

Kearnie is NOT predicting the future; Kearnie is deducing the future.

When a woman appears to have a narcissistic, self-centered persona, it’d be difficult to imagine that woman as a caring, selfless mother.

Not rocket science at all.

Are you EMERIL??

Great cover!

And Jennifer looks awesome as usual *___*

Boy she just keeps digging her own grave! She opens her mouth and continues to look like the pathetic loser that she is. And she does need to quit riding brad and angie’s coattails but that is the only way she knows she can get attention. God knows her 15 min. have been up and I would like to see her go away.
Maybe she will because this movie will surely be a bomb just like everything she’s done since friends.
andi you loser, B&A have nothing to worry about. Your idol with all her lying and whoring around -probably has herpes or HIV by now has alot to worry about. Having no talent and not being able to keep a man just a few. She was lucky to have Brad for the short time she did- she is a pathetic loser just like you!

Nicole you have NO life. Why are you on here if you don’t like her? I’m hoping your in the 6th grade.

neer @ 12/03/2008 at 9:54 pm Kearnie @ 12/03/2008 at 8:50 pm #31

Ever interview - when asked why did this happen or why she did this..the woman says:

Done. Next.
LOL - These are so Jenjen words to brush off her mistakes. So, typically Jen jen.

Jen don’t make mistakes .. Why did say something , well dam its about time.. and it has nothing to do with her x. Angie should keep her big a** mouth shut already…

I think it’s a good comeback against ugly comments, #90.

Well, #91…

1. No one ever thought of Diaz (who’s not bigger than Aniston) as maternal and I never even heard of Bullock nit wanting kids till now.
2. I think Kidman is called an ice queen because of her shyness and this frostiness that comes from her. Not by anything that has to do with wanting kids or not.
3. How is she in anyway defensive about it? They ask if her if she wants kids and says (I’m not writing ‘lied’) and she says yes or some day. Vague and evasive but answers nonetheless. She doesn’t owe you anything more.

hATE THE HO @ 12/03/2008 at 10:25 pm Boy she just keeps digging her own grave! She opens her mouth and continues to look like the pathetic loser that she is. And she does need to quit riding brad and angie’s coattails but that is the only way she knows she can get attention. God knows her 15 min. have been up and I would like to see her go away.
Maybe she will because this movie will surely be a bomb just like everything she’s done since friends.
andi you loser, B&A have nothing to worry about. Your idol with all her lying and whoring around -probably has herpes or HIV by now has alot to worry about. Having no talent and not being able to keep a man just a few. She was lucky to have Brad for the short time she did- she is a pathetic loser just like you!

Your getting so upset about Jennifer Aniston. calm down and take a chill pill..

What exactly is being on the verge of pregnancy? Does that mean she is practicing birth control and is on the verge on going off of it?
Does it mean that she has fully committed herself to getting pregnant and is working towards getting there? Can someone explain this? Because I have been puzzling about her comment (albeit not too seriously) and just realized WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

maniston can’t walk in the shadow of The Jolie.

advise for jen @ 12/03/2008 at 8:41 pm Will she ever say no comment?She play ones again the blaming game. Anyways,promote your movie in your own means please don’t do it in the expense of again. All seems dying finally as it should be.

Your advice, Please lets not talk about people to promote there movie we all know who’s the best at that.. So you give that advice to angie and brad.. its not dying down your bringing it up moron..

Gorgeous , lovely , cute, strong , independent woman. wishing happy future.

maniston will never find happiness with piss boy john mayer. she may find extra shininess in her hair from piss showers??

Kearnie @ 12/03/2008 at 8:42 pm A study of two promotions:

Brad Pitt - talks about New Orleans, Make it Right, Benjamin Button, his family, aging, life in general.

Jennifer - talks about John, pregnancy, tabloids, DON’T FORGET TO SAY ANGELINA(girl still hasn’t learnt the words no comment)

How the heck these TWO VERY INCOMPATIBLE people married and stuck it out for 4 years is a miracle…cause you can’t get THAT
st like night and day. So wrong for each other back then and certainly today.

Brad is asked those questions, and angie and brad can say no comment.. How much i love children I sick of hearing about pee poop hump boobs how we fell in love on mms wow that woman has a lot of class. I really don’t know who there trying to prove there love too. To convince themselves!!

Jen your way to kind (uncool) and everyone gets in an uproar. I really do know what i would have said ,but can’t say it on here…and you say they were incapable actually they were in love once upon a time , now I’m happy Jen is so in love with John Mayer hot dark and handsome..

She is so sweet and truly authentic. People that wish ill for each other are pathetic. It only shows what you think of yourself. Jennifer is a beautiful person inside and out. I wish her all the best.

I apparently forgot what a spectacular liar Jennifer Aniston is. Astonishing!

boo(real) @ 12/03/2008 at 10:36 pm i would have bought victoria beckams Vogue over manistons! VB is interesting. JA is so stoned out and “dated” with the bummed and uncool comments

Yeah Jen is so stoned out in love with John. At least not stoned out by heroin!!! I actually don’t buy any mags you read them on here…

bwhahahahhahahhahaha

deana honey,
You cannot write a coherent thought. Your written English is atrocious.
And your bon mot? Completely missed the mark.
So shoo, deana, shoo.

what is pathetic is old hags still obsessing over a couple’s divorce. nightmares much??? reese witherspoon endured her husband’s affair and she had 2 children by him??? NO PITY PARTY!!! Uma Thurman had a husband cheat and she also had 2 children!! NO PITY PARTY DRAMA!!! here comes poor, pitiful, fug JEN. NO CHILDREN!!!! yet she and her hags jump on the poor,pitiful, wronged woman pity train!!! NOW people say STFU hag!! worry about sh*t Mayer!! HE IS YOUR PROBLEM NOW

vvhATE THE HO @ 12/03/2008 at 10:56 pm
AHHH yes it’s so good to be a B&A fan. He finally has someone that has given him the family he has wanted for soooo long. It’s good to see him so happy-finally!
deana you take a chill pill! It’s obvious that you have been dumped and haven’t been able to get over it either, as with most x-ho fans. Can’t move on- live in the past like your idol, so sad!

You must be a child can’t respond to you anymore… merry x mas

Oh no Jay Leno… She’s my daughter!!

Same jaw and always messing with her hair, just like dad!!!

This post said all that needs to be said about this f*cking talentless MORON:

Dr. C @ 12/03/2008 at 9:25 pm Kearnie @ 12/03/2008 at 8:50 pm Ever interview - when asked why did this happen or why she did this..the woman says:

Done. Next.

LOL - These are so Jenjen words to brush off her mistakes. So, typically Jen jen.
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Typical passive agressive move. ‘I was stunned, I was surprised, I was shocked, I was bummed’….BUT, then in the next breath they will say ‘big deal, so what, don’t care, done, next.’

Er no, you dumb f*ck it doesn’t work that way. you can’t express in an exclamatory fashion, a particular emotion that angered, suprised or disappointed you, THEN say it doesn’t matter.

That denotes a kind of passive aggressive behavior - you cannot have it BOTH ways. Either it bothers you or it doesn’t.

The fact that no one calls this fraud out for her lies and continued Brangelina coattail ride - or her photo-op fake
relationships,’ is a bit disgusting. The power of Huvane. he vets these pieces.

gaye

Why are you on here?? I get the point exactly .
Goodbye honey!!!

Perhaps, since the Jenhens seem to be just as dumb as their fugly idol, I should repeat this post by Dr.C:

Dr. C @ 12/03/2008 at 9:25 pm Kearnie @ 12/03/2008 at 8:50 pm

Typical passive agressive move. ‘I was stunned, I was surprised, I was shocked, I was bummed’….BUT, then in the next breath they will say ‘big deal, so what, don’t care, done, next.’

Er no, you dumb f*ck it doesn’t work that way. you can’t express in an exclamatory fashion, a particular emotion that angered, suprised or disappointed you, THEN say it doesn’t matter.

That denotes a kind of passive aggressive behavior - you cannot have it BOTH ways. Either it bothers you or it doesn’t.

Damn, so this means i have to rip off the cover of this week’s EW when it comes in the mail on friday.

HORSEY is trying to offset the NEGATIVE her AZZ got when she and her PR HACKS tried and failed to stir up the lame ass team high-school sh*t. maniston was the LOSER

“I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid…” Yeah, right. She doth protest too much.

the bad press was on fugliston, not on angie. angie did not backtrack on any comment she made about her and brad. angie has every right to speak on her lover, the father of her children and their life if she chooses. maniston has NO RIGHT to speak about brad pitt ANYMORE! he has not been a part of her life since JANUARY 2005. 4 DAMN YEARS!!

Jen wasn’t making excuses she answered the question quite nicely I thought.. She just always to nice… How dare angie come out with this stuff for her own publicity. Her and brad can’t keep quiet.. Whatever happens with angie with awards or whatever she does it to herself. Stop putting the blame on Jen..

Well anyway with that said I truly wish everyone happiness. I wish this will all end. I’m tired of it.. Have a goodnight..

Jens a good person has the right to speak out about anything she wants, just like everyone else does.. I wish her true love and happiness in her life which is well deserved…and if its John that she loves so be it..

yeah, let’s see holina in 10 year where jen is right now, i bet the only thing stand out would be her fish cod lips, HA! yeah, JA is not the prettiest woman in hollywood but at least she’s not a hypocrite (saying dont want to have a biological babies, not attracted to a married man, wants to retire, MY ASS!!) BEST FOOD SHE CAN COOK IS ******* CEREAL, not to mention she’s a coke and brother kissing *****! keeping brad with babies and sex!! what a ****!

blah, blah, blahag, fugly maniston fans truly reprensent her shallowness. BTW Vogue sales are TANKING with MANISTON on the cover!

Awwwwwww cute puppy!

It’s really sad that there are only like the same 3 people defending her, and not one of them can use proper English or punctuation. They all seem like 14-year-old girls…just like their idol!

Even her mom thinks she ugly.

#39

look at me,

She knew the comment would cause an uproar, but she thought all the negatives would be directed at Angie. She didn’t expect she would also be ridiculed and laughed at for commenting on comments made 2 YEARS AGO. That is why she lied on Oprah, and that is when she started her backtracking. I wish Vogue would embarrass her, an call her out her denial.

She did the same thing after he 2005 infamous VF article. When she realised that other than her fans, she was being seen as a victim, and dumped by Brad for the beautiful Angie, she came up with that stupid “Bermuda Triangle” comment. What the h*ll does that comment mean anyway? Does she even know what the Bermuda Triangle is? What the he*l does it have to do with a divorce?

The woman is a FIRST CLASS FRAUD.

Jennifer IS an embarrassment to women everywhere. Anytime you take up the “victim” role you are an embarrassment.
Jennifer cannot get over the FACT that Brad wanted out of this marriage WAY before Angie came into the picture. Jen just carries too much emotional baggage around. It’s all about JEN<JEN<JEN.

what did she lie about you people i need clearity,anyway she looks A-amazing

No matter how many years roll by, Brad is unfortunately never gonna break free of the Aniston PR grip. Jenn is just NOT going to let it go.
I hope Brad and Angie are so busy and happy and full in their life that it doesn’t matter what Jen says or does.
Love the Jolie-Pitts!!

Jennifer is such a liar. Does she not remember what she said on Oprah or in Vogue OR in Vanity Fair. She can’t even keep track. And if she is “bummed” that Vogue went “tabloid”, well hey isn’t that Jen’s style. Jen is the tabloid queen. I can;t believe she is blaming all of bad press on the mags. What a whack job!!!

What the H___ did Brad EVER see in Maniston. Brad is just this great and beautiful person inside and out. He is out there doing things, helping people and he has this wonderful family that he adores.

And then there is Jen, who is just completely the opposite. Jen is self absorbed and insecure and just NOT attractive, inside or out. She helps no one but herself.

If Jen wants the public to go see her movies, she should actually talk about them rather then bring up her ex husband and throw darts at Angie.
NOT A JEN FAN!!!

Jen needs to take a good long look in the mirror, because she is NOT beautiful inside or out.

WOW. I’m amazed by how much hate this woman can generate. Why do you people are so obsessed with her? If you don’t like her, go back to your own idols thread (although you also enjoy discussing JA over there too…)…
Really i wanna know…why all the obsession?? Is it out of insecurity? Are you afraid BP is still with her or something? Because he’s not. He’s moved on, so is JA. You people can relax… maybe it is because you think that if JA looks good, your idols will look bad. So you have to believe (and try, in not-so-convincing and obsessive ways, to make others believe too)… Is that it?
C’mon guys, not healthy… you know, Brad just made some beautiful comments about his family…if you adore them so much you should be over there… let go of the hate. This woman has done absolutely nothing to deserve such ugly feelings from you (and all the stuff you say she did, maybe you should take a moment to analyse your own idols actions before saying somethig about Aniston. You often sound very hypocritical.)
This thing you do here just makes you (and Brangelina) look bad.

That all said, i love this cover. The woman looks beatiful!!

Wow i can’t believe some of you think you have the right to critize her, you’re probably all idiots. I love Jen she’s normal, you’re all fucked up.

UGLY!!!!

Still laughing that most people don’t even try rationalizing anything she does, they just attack the “haters.” Seriously - GIVE IT UP. She’s only famous for who she got dumped by at this point.

love you jen….

haters…….. like always….. you dont have to be here if you dont like her.

LEAVE………. just like people always say on brangelina treads….

i really have a feeling jen is just pregnant…. that she wasnt back then when rumors started but that she is now.

and reading her words… i cant help but have a strong feeling that she is..

God bless her.

kel @ 12/04/2008 at 5:07 am

I hope your right! Wish her also all the best, love her

On her Vogue quote (”What Angelina did was very uncool”) being taken out of context : “I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next.”

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Oh please, this woman had been in the HW industry for almost 16 yrs. she knew how to manipulate the media. and knew how the media work.. I think ” no comment ” was not in her vocabulary.

Only the fanatic , idiot fans of her beleived those lies. just like they beleived the golden couple sh.xt and baby’s on the way for the alst 10 yrs. poor henhen fans.looking like moron.

What are all u fans of angie doing here ??? It is ur lady Angie who is insecure . Needs tons of kids to give her confidence before that she was a junky . Jennifer is a girl in million . Angie lied ,said won’t do what my father did then went on claiming that she fell in love on the set of Mr and Miss smith . Miss Angie is one screw up !!she is self declared saint .both brad and Angie are lair nummber one !
said they don’t want to talk about their family then tell us about them from their feeding pattern to their peeing pattern .
Brad said from Angie’s photo in W magizine he wanted to show softer side of her . Softer side ??? Man, u should her near nude pics. Are u into pronography ??

(and I am talking excluding the breast feeding pics.which should not b in front of public if u needed privacy for ur family . stop cashing on ur kids )u two r living in a glass house and first cracks r very visable for naked eyes.

Jennifer one the other hand is the real thing ! . she is a girl in million! . she has a heart of gold. She doesn’t need u fake and immoral ppl to love her beacuse God is there for the One who is right !!

Jen is the best . Angie the loser can never match up to her integrity

I saw a show on E! and they said that Jen is one of a few celeb that always looks greats…and it´s true…She is so beautiful in this pic and you see all other pics she always looks great!!!!!

How can she do this??? And she is almost 40…Good for her!!!

LOVE YOU JEN!!!

The DOG is the star of the movie.

Ahhh i was forgetting…

She should say more about that ANGRELINA HOORNLIE…It was so ridiculous that women saying she couldn´t wait to go to work every day to see a married guy, she doesn´t respect anyone…such a looser HOORN. I hope more and more magazines put bad things about her (like US…so funny) so that her kids can see it, and maybe next time she thinks first before act and talk.

I love Jennifer Aniston!!!!!

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… maybe you would like to go back to school .. your english is not ‘rite’ too

Poor old Jen … Lonely and sad Jen … So this is her reality now?!? The Dog movie is so bad that she actually needs the name of Academy Award winning actress to promote it? She mentioned that name in Vogue, on Oprah and now in EW! Poor and old Jen! I think it is killing her that now her picture is selling only if she is mentioning the name of Angelina Jolie, while Brad or Angelina even don’t want to give a comment about her! I guess after huge disaster with the movie that she was trying to promote in Toronto back in September, poor old Jen know needs even help from Angelina to promote The Dog movie! Even Owen Wilson is not promoting this movie … so sad, so sad! Well, I am from Europe, and here poor Jen will always be only “the ex-wife of Brad Pitt”! What amazing life she has! Because her movies are never in the cinema here! Maybe in UK, but in the rest of the Europe - I really don’t remember to see a poster or something like that with her name on it! An article about her is starting with: Aniston, the ex-wife of Brad Pitt! Poor old and sad Jen!

She’s going to make a great mother as long as she doesn’t take tips from Pitt-Jolie.

Pitt-Jolie are the worst hollywood parents alive.

laura2 @ 12/04/2008 at 3:53 am WOW. I’m amazed by how much hate this woman can generate. Why do you people are so obsessed with her? If you don’t like
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Why are you amazed that people hate this Aniston??? Cant you see she is the phoniest celebrity ever!!!! Geez, aniston is such a liar!! She is a bitter woman, you can tell from all her interviews.

How can she say she is a late bloomer, doesnt she realize that she is a hasbeen and a cougar???

And now it looks like she hasbeen dumped by Mayer again! I think she should realize that the men who will fall for her nowadays are dirty old men like Alec Baldwin and Bill Murray. Aniston should not aspire anymore to date anyone who looks like a Brad Pitt or even John Mayer. She is not a late bloomer, she is a hasbeen and an old hag!!!

Jennifer Aniston: A Fresh Start With ‘Marley & Me’

Paparazzi climb walls to snap her photo. Her ex and his girlfriend (a.k.a., Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) stare out from magazine covers everywhere. And her movie career could use a little bite. Three words of holiday cheer: Get a dog!

By Josh Rottenberg

She misses the days when they hid behind bushes. Then, at least, she could enjoy the illusion that she was free from their telephoto lenses. Now the paparazzi are always there in the open — staked out at the bottom of her driveway, climbing the walls of a restaurant patio where she’s eating — like zombies in a George Romero movie. Needless to say, Jennifer Aniston’s standard of what constitutes a private moment is not like most people’s. ”The way I gauge it is, are there six cars behind me today or not?” she says.

Even now, in a quiet Beverly Hills hotel suite, with a bodyguard nearby, she knows she’s hardly in a bubble. She’s well aware that, even when no flashbulbs are popping in her face, her slightest move sends ripples across the gossip universe. The latest involves a date she went on the other night with her boyfriend, singer John Mayer, at which she supposedly abstained from alcohol. Ergo, according to the logic that rules the tabloid world, she must be pregnant. With twins. ”Oh, my God, it’s hysterical!” she says, throwing up her hands. ”You can’t do anything without it going to some extreme. It’s almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, ‘I’m pregnant!’ Everyone will be like, ‘Yeah, right.’ It’s the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherf—ers!”

For now, Aniston, 39, would love nothing more than to keep the thunder focused on her upcoming Christmas Day release, Marley & Me, a three-hankie (and one pooper-scooper) adaptation of writer John Grogan’s best-selling memoir, in which she stars opposite Owen Wilson and an unruly Labrador retriever. It’s been two and a half years since her last film, the romantic comedy ] The Break-Up, a period during which — aside from popping up as a psycho sexpot on 30 Rock last month — Aniston, the actress, has been overshadowed by Aniston, the tabloid icon. Marley & Me, with its built-in fan base and cute-as-a-puppy holiday appeal, represents her best bet to get her often wobbly movie career back on solid footing. ”Sometimes you’re not always so thrilled about the movie you’re pushing,” she admits, whistling past a graveyard of clunkers like Rumor Has It and Derailed. ”But this is a good one.”

When you’re an actress whose personal life has fed an entire industry, though, the focus can all too easily drift away from your work, and sometimes in a big way. Last month, excerpts from a Vogue profile of Aniston exploded across the Internet, and, with a single quote on the cover — ”What Angelina did was very uncool” — a nation that had been fixated on presidential politics suddenly switched the channel back to the soap opera involving the actress, her ex-husband Brad Pitt, and his girlfriend Angelina Jolie. The tabloids let loose a barrage of four-alarm headlines: ”Furious Brad: Shut Up, Jen!” ”How Angelina Tortures Jen.”

”[Election night] was just so moving, so unbelievable,” says Aniston. ”And now what do people do? Read my crap! Everything comes to a halt: ‘What did she say?”’ She shakes her head, smiling wryly. ”Good God. You have to laugh at it all at the end of the day.” Still, she clearly feels stung by the flap and insists the ”uncool” quote — which referred to comments Jolie made last year about falling for Pitt on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, when he was still married to Aniston — was taken out of context. ”I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid,” she says. ”I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next.”

Truth is, with her hair still wet from a shower and her face free of makeup, Aniston, who’s curled into a corner of a couch as if trying to make herself as small a target as possible, does look a tad bummed. Yes, she’s still as funny and charming as one would hope, given her long-standing status as America’s designated BFF. She’ll tell you that, as she approaches 40, she’s never been happier, never felt better: ”I don’t know if I’m just a late bloomer, but I feel like everything is just beginning.” But at the same time, there’s a certain wariness in her eyes, an occasional flash of indignation — a sense that, as the Friends theme song goes, no one told her life was gonna be this way. After nearly a decade and a half of massive fame, Aniston has become something more than just an actress. She’s a walking inkblot test, and, depending on your perspective, you could see her as a wounded, jilted victim or a strong, independent woman, an actress who’s best suited to the small screen or one whose great charisma and natural comedic gifts are perpetually underappreciated. The weight of all that scrutiny is clearly a lot to carry on her small shoulders.

”Everyone projects their thoughts on you,” she says. ”Everyone’s got an opinion. I wish they didn’t. I’ve gotten to the point where, if I focus on all of that stuff, I won’t make a move, you know?” She pauses, trying to feel her way to the right metaphor. ”There’s this character — it’s like my Hannah Montana,” she says. ”That’s how I feel. There’s my Hannah Montana and then there’s me.”
Aniston passed on Marley & Me the first time it came around, assuming that it would just be a cloying, gauzy dog movie — the cinematic equivalent of one of those inspirational posters showing a kitten clinging to a tree branch. ”My dad and a couple of other people gave me the book, but I didn’t give it a second glance,” she says. ”I thought, A book about a dog? It’s like one of those little books you might see in a basket in a bathroom.”

The idea of playing a mother also gave her some pause. ”Jen had some anxieties about preparing,” says director David Frankel (The Devil Wears Prada). ”You have crying babies, the kinks and stresses of being a young, exhausted mom — a lot of stuff she hadn’t been through personally or acted before.” In the end, Aniston embraced the challenge: ”I feel like that’s in my future and I’m on the verge of it in some way — or it’s something I long for. So it was great to sort of dip your toe in it.”
Ultimately, though, it was the chance to explore the ups and downs of married life that drew Aniston into the movie, turning Marley & Me into something more personal than it first appeared. ”What was interesting was the story of these two people, how it doesn’t always look so pretty,” she says. ”You have your ideas and your dreams when you start out, and you’re sort of wide-eyed and bushy-tailed as a young married couple. Then life unfolds and it doesn’t always take you in the directions you hope that it will.”

Aniston seemed to be living out her own wide-eyed dreams from the moment in 1994 that she vaulted from waitressing jobs and failed sitcoms to the role of a lovable ditz on NBC’s smash hit Friends. The next decade passed in a blur of breathless stories about her status as America’s sweetheart, her much-imitated hairstyle, her eye-popping salary, her storybook marriage to Pitt, her burgeoning movie career. And then, in 2005, the wheels came off. With the dissolution of her marriage and the revelations about Pitt’s relationship with Jolie, Aniston suddenly became the central character in a real-time reality show — the good girl dumped by the hunk for the femme fatale — that captured the public’s imagination to a degree that went far beyond the usual tabloid rubbernecking.

”’The Hollywood fairy-tale romance’ — that’s what’s put onto it,” Aniston says of her marriage to Pitt. ”It’s Luke and Laura. But if you strip away all of the glitz and the glamour and the headlines — the shock and awe of it — it’s just people living their life. S— happens, and it’s as normal as any other human being if you take away the headlines. It’s just not as interesting without the headlines.”
For the next year, the actress’ travails seemed to play out on a split screen, with tabloid stories mirroring Aniston’s movie titles. Even she finds the parallels grimly funny: ”They were so obvious,” she says, ticking them off in a singsongy voice. ”There was Rumor Has It! Then there was Derailed! Then there was The Break-Up!” Some of her more ardent fans took to sporting T-shirts reading ”Team Aniston” — a gesture of support she didn’t exactly welcome. ”I can see how that would be flattering,” she says. ”But that divide-and-conquer thing is stupid. It’s just catty. I’m not catty.”

Meanwhile, Aniston’s career continued to lose altitude. In 2006, New York Times critic Caryn James wrote a blistering piece on the actress, asking, ”How did her career go haywire so fast?” and criticizing everything from her film choices to her taste in men. ”It was so venomous,” Aniston remembers. ”It was like, who f—ing s— in her Wheaties? How do these people get the opportunity to just spew s—? They don’t know anything. You know, career choices — you just do what you do. Not everyone’s a winner. Not every episode of Friends was great. Not every guy you choose is great. Just across the board, there’s so much expectation.”
Like it or not, those expectations are simply part of the bargain for Aniston, says Nancy Juvonen, producer of her next movie, the ensemble romantic comedy He’s Just Not That Into You, due Feb. 6: ”You’re beautiful, everyone adores you, you get to be a gazillionaire, you never wait on line, and everything is free — but you’re going to be followed around and every time you blow your nose it’ll be in a magazine. She can’t even brush her hair out of her face without someone saying she’s bawling. That’s a huge price to pay.”

Big, shiny romantic comedy projects still come thudding onto her doorstep on a daily basis, but nearly all of them elicit an automatic no. Aniston has played enough girlfriends to last her a lifetime. Her greatest creative fulfillment — and greatest critical 
 acclaim — has come from her least expected roles: the sullen, soulful retail clerk in 2002’s The Good Girl; the aimless, pot-smoking maid in 2006’s Friends With Money. ”The girl trying to get the guy — those movies just don’t interest me these days,” Aniston says. ”I’d be so bored just doing that. I always think of it as you’re walking down the aisle of the supermarket and there’s the Fruity Pebbles. I like to do a little Kashi as well, a little granola.”

Since The Break-Up, under the auspices of her newly formed production company, Echo Films, Aniston has thrown herself into developing a range of projects that seem designed to upend audience expectations, including a biopic about the first woman tenured in psychology at Harvard and another true story about an all-female country & western band that formed in a Texas prison. But of course, what she would really like to do is direct. She already has a particular project in mind: ”It’s about schizophrenia, a woman who overcame the odds against her — that’s all I’m going to say.” Would she also star in it? ”Oh, no, that sounds like torture,” she says, laughing. ”I’d never get myself out of the trailer.”

In the meantime, Aniston’s offscreen private drama continues to drag on, as an insatiably curious public gropes toward some as-yet-unseen climax: a wedding, a birth, an epic catfight, a cathartic group hug. But while the public may continue to howl for an untold number of curtain calls in that sudsy story line, Aniston says she’s ready to take her final bow as the gossip world’s anointed Queen of Pain. ”It’s my history,” she says quietly. ”It’s my memory. That’s all it is to me: something that happened, something that was really quite poignant and good in the long run.

Still, when the room is filled with so many elephants, it’s inevitable that she’ll bump into one at some point. Through a long and otherwise unguarded conversation, Aniston never once lets any one of several loaded proper nouns — Brad, Angelina, Vince Vaughn, John Mayer — pass through her lips. At one point, while recounting a story about an ex-boyfriend who gave her a disobedient dog for Valentine’s Day (”Note to self: Don’t give dogs as gifts unsolicited,” she says), she accidentally lets the name Tate — as in Donovan — slip out, then immediately catches herself: ”I’m sorry — I mean, my ex-boyfriend.” After all this vigilance, when it is pointed out that Marley & Me is opening the same day as Pitt’s new movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Aniston winces, as if she’s been cornered. She lets out a long, theatrical groan. ”Oh, you had to go there! I thought we were out of the woods.” She sighs. ”I want [Button] to do great. I’ve seen about an hour of it. It’s amazing. Amazing.”
She gets up from the couch and braces herself to head back into the fray. She knows the photographers are waiting for her. She’ll soon start huddling with her bodyguard to prepare an exit strategy. But first, a Zen koan. ”Someone said to me, if a tabloid happened in the woods and no one was there to read it, did it happen?” she says. She lets that question hang in the air, unanswered and unanswerable

Most of you are such morons…why do you have to put down someone you don’t even know just cause you like somebody else you also don’t really know…reading this blogs just gets you in this foul mood…cause hatred like tjis just isn’t healthy…

JA looks autistic on that cover!!! What d**** hey you are 40 yrs old not 18 to posed like that!!!! HHHEEEELLLLOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Feeling?

duhhhh @ 12/04/2008 at 9:07 am She always sounds arrogant when she talks.
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Because SHE IS !!! She has the biggest ego i have ever noticed in a human being!

This is the woman who put her divorce RIGHT THERE to the public to deal with like it was the ultimate wordly tragedy that any single person should feel for HER. She was shocked and she had the arrogance to extend that feeling to the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

That’s how far her arrogantce goes ! That’s how she see herself ABOVE the mere normal woman who live true tragedies, every single one of them.

Two Thumbs Down.

Annabell @ 12/04/2008 at 5:49 am lola @ 12/04/2008 at 5:32 am

Oh please, this woman had been in the HW industry for almost 16 yrs. she knew how to manipulate the media. and knew how the media work.. I think ” no comment ” was not in her vocabulary.

Only the fanatic , idiot fans of her beleived those lies
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lola, you talk about jolie, your right
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Jen could have said no comment. Why is that angie and Brad may say what they want, I think Jen has every right to say anything she wants. After Angie came out with that comment how her and Jens husband fell in love on mms which she didn’t know about. It has nothing to do if jen is over brad or not it wasn’t necessary for Angie to come out with that… Angie and Brad are both the liars not Jen.
Show me where she is a liar……………….never!!! its all in your head…B/c you really can’t defend Angie and Brads actions only talk about there kids.. Jen doesn’t have any children so shes a liar boring fugly,or whatever you speak bad about her for no reason..

Well Jen has shown and proved to me she has class, love in her heart, beautiful on the inside and out… And madly in love with John Mayer. I don’t feel sorry for Jen. None of her fans do.. Jen can make it through anything, shes proven that with the biggest smile on her beautiful face.

Maniston should apply to be casted in GOSSIP GIRL ! After all she likes gossiping and think she is still a girl and acts like she is in highschool.

Plus she is a cougar and likes freash meat. She’ll be in great company while chasing her next prey, Chace, maybe.

Not impressed by JA @ 12/04/2008 at 9:41 am Maniston should apply to be casted in GOSSIP GIRL ! After all she likes gossiping and think she is still a girl and acts like she is in highschool.

Plus she is a cougar and likes freash meat. She’ll be in great company while chasing her next prey, Chace, maybe

I was gonna write a comment but this is all to boring ..
good-day.. We all fight over people we don’t even know.. We’re all ass**
including me. But in my case I wish all of them happiness. Angie Jen and Brad….

Well, she needs to get on a move if she is serious about kids. 39/40 is not old, but for childbearing, she is past her prime.

Instead of giving a wel thought out intelligent answer about Obama she reverts the question back to her…..

That is truly one pathetic self absorbed woman.

SI,

Really, who are these “all other celebs”? Show proof dear. I read many favorable quotes from other celebs and political VIPs about Jolie, let’s see the same for Aniston. As long as I’ve been here, I have yet seen one claim such as yours substantiated with legitimate proofs.

And I hate to stoop to your level but there isn’t any other way. By my definition of “HO”, Aniston is one too, and being a HO at 40 year-old sad.

Jen looks gorgeous and so happy. Good for her! I’am looking forward to seeing “Marley and Me”

i love how she looks her, except the dress looks kinda ugly
team aniston =]

all jen haters, just back off. you are just jealous because she looks youg, fresh and beautiful. Not all women in her age got this previllige

The thing with Jenny-Ani is….. she is so condescending to the general public, she’s always calling us petty and laughing at how we are so interested in her life and when she bought a coffee, well I take offence to it….. I am one of those ppl who look her up on google to see when she bought a coffee, I buy the magazines she takes interviews with, I pay to see the movies she makes…. without us, she is an out of work actress wishing she was someone we were interested enough to care about whether she buys coffee or tea or tampons… stop bagging us Jenny, we are the reason why you live in a million dollar mansion & are so famous its sickening… stop scoffing at us and our interest in you!!! stoopid ******!!!!!!! I wanna like you, but you make it so hard.

Jennifer - you look ugly and unhappy as always. I feel sorry for you. No one even your fans are deserting you. You are a self-absorbed cruel slart.

To all Fans and non Fans around the world..
That is Me on the cover Fabio .. maniston twin ! LOL

PS. our Mum said I couldn’t have done it better … LOL

and why are people so worried about her uterus?
what has she done to you people? you don’t even know her and call her arrogant? out of an interview? do you live with her?

She is a product of great plastic surgeries.
Check out JA before all of her series of surgeries:
http://www.celebrity-hair-styles-magazine.com/young-jennifer-aniston-hair-styles.html

She is a fake ugly and hypocritical.