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Miranda Kerr Flirts With The Flagship

Miranda Kerr Flirts With The Flagship

Miranda Kerr celebrates the grand opening of Victoria’s Secret new Lexington Avenue flagship store in New York City on Tuesday.

“My mom didn’t mind seeing me up there in my underwear ,” Kerr recently said of her modeling. “I am 25 and it’s all very lovely and like a costume. It’s beautiful and romantic … it’s not like standing up there in my everyday underwear. It’s a theatrical show and everyone is there to have a good time.”

Despite the rumors, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are not engaged, Orlando’s rep told JustJared.com on Sunday.

10+ more pics inside of Miranda Kerr flirting with the flagship…

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494 Comments

# 1

FIRST! Ahh love her, miranda’s gorgeous!

# 2
Stephanie @ 12/03/2008 at 8:05 am

gorgeoussss

# 3

She looks like a hooker. Very trampy, especially when she does that stupid kissing thing. Blech! She’s wretched.

# 4

she’s so beautiful!
I <3 Miranda Kerr

# 5

Vavavoom..beautiful

# 6

Miranda is incredibly beautiful and OMG what an amazing body

# 7

She looks unbelievable, by far Miranda is the best Angel…..

# 8

She looks HOT…. She’s AMAZING… love her….

# 9
unlike the haters @ 12/03/2008 at 9:54 am

She’s beautiful!

Why did she wear a red dress to this event?
It looks like she made a mistake and wore the wrong dress
since the rest of the girls all wore red to the event she didn’t go
to.

But I see cabbage patch is still up to her old tricks and trying to beg for press.

That’s what you have to do when you are on the c- list team and overshadowed by the other stars.

Nice body, ugly face.

miranda is definitely pretty but not beautiful. she’s got an amazing body and good personality to me…but she’s not my favourite angel. lal the angels look beautiful…but alessandra stands out the most here for me.

Betina
Did you see that latest article from a Market Research man in Sydney who tore her a new one and said how David Jones made a mistake?
It came out a day or so ago.

It’s a great read.
She can get Jared to do a million threads on her here and call all her family to type over and over about how she is ’stunning’ but it won’t change what the real players think of her.

she looks like a doll. love her eyes

sydney talk @ 12/03/2008 at 10:10 am

Here’s what they are saying about her in Sydney. Big Mistake in hiring her and that’s why she was replaced.

http://adage.com/globalideanetwork/post?article_id=132916

What a loser. She’s wearing the same dress that she wore to the fashion show after-party only 2 weeks ago. Poor Cabbage Patch Kid can’t even afford to buy a new dress.

I tell you the girl has no savvy about these things. Faux pas to go with her faux-mance.

What’s wrong with her face? It looks like plastic. Did she have botox?

Didn’t Miley Cyrus wear a similar look to the Oscars earlier this year?

She looks gorgeous! and i LOVE LOVE LOVE her jewelry!! Where is it from!? I have to get that bracelet….

She is amazing,,did anyone see her on Ellen? She is such a sweetheart, so down to earth with such a great accent,,i cannot get enough of her,,xx

She is amazing,,did anyone see her on Ellen? She is such a sweetheart, so down to earth with such a great accent,,i cannot get enough of her,,xx

New York lover @ 12/03/2008 at 11:09 am

Miranda is all over New York and tipped to be the next big thing,,we love her here,,finally beauty and brains it is really refreshing,,,as for the ad age guy,,that is not even a reputable site,,keep trying jealous people,,i know it is hard to watch someone so beautiful rise to fame

Fame thing @ 12/03/2008 at 11:10 am

I agree New York lover,,everywhere i look in New York i see Miranda and it is refreshing,,i actually also did see her on Ellen and she was on the Morning show today,,she has me sold that’s for sure

@3, 10, 13.... @ 12/03/2008 at 11:12 am

Your are embarrassing yourself by posting over and over again,
no matter how many stupid and dumb comments you write, Miranda
Kerr will still be stunningly beautiful, have a killer body, a hugely successful career AND Orlando Bloom as her boyfriend…..lol!!!

mama model @ 12/03/2008 at 11:13 am

Somebody tell Miranda she should never listen to the jealous, insecure and nasty people on this site,,people are so afraid of facing the fact they would never have the courage to stand out and be beautiful like Ms Miranda,,not only is she all over New York she is everywhere and deserves to be! Don’t worry Miranda Mama model has your back you are an angel

Miranda will you marry me? i love love love love love love you

When i hate or get irritated by someone, the best thing i always try to do is to keep away from that someone.

Trust me, it really makes you feel good!!!

To those who keep on posting nasty things around here, try to do the same..PEACE

she is beautiful!

I think this site should be close cause it’s always been inflicted with hatred or jealousy..

People if you don’t like someone or something

Get lost

Snow White @ 12/03/2008 at 11:40 am

She is so gorgeous, what a body!

@25, 26, 28 @ 12/03/2008 at 11:41 am

You should stop embarrassing yourself by posting over and over again. Miranda has been modeling for 12 years and comparing how she looks now to a few years ago, her looks are fading and her career prospects with it. She’s not the next big thing- designers don’t want her, cosmetics and perfume companies don’t want her, magazines don’t want her, she’s a catalog model. The only time that she is “all over New York” is when she’s calling in the paps to take pictures of her, otherwise she’s just another wannabe doing nothing but catalog in a city full of successful models and actresses who are on the covers, in the ads and in the commercials. The companies she models for hardly use her, she only appears in the VS catalogs while their other models are appearing in the big campaigns and David Jones only uses her in catalogs and gave Megan Gale a new contract and uses her all the store publicity because Miranda has been a complete failure for them. Stop making a fool of yourself by claiming that anyone who doesn’t like Miranda is jealous, because by that measure the entire fashion and cosmetics industries must be jealous too and that’s just not the case.

love the shoes love the dress love the jewelry love everything about MIRANDAAA… amanda g i’ve seen her jewelry before i’m 100% sure its JR (judith ripka) so grab that bracelet girl!

PATHETIC JEALOUS HATERS TO THE LEFT SHE LOOKS STUNNING

Beautiful! :)

she is my favorite vs model. so beautiful and classy

I think Miranda is pretty, but I also think that the other angels are way more prettier than her. Just an opinion though :D

That article says she’s “aspirational”…. aspiring to be what, modeling panties and declaring how it’s all a costume and fun and being cute? Her only voice has been to talk about her love affair. That’s what her “face” has been for. She’s no Gisele Bundchen and never will be. Nobody would care about her if she wasn’t flogging Orlando Bloom all over the media.

Beatrix Kiddo @ 12/03/2008 at 3:17 pm

Miranda & Doutzen are the most beautiful VS angels…
they are absolutly stunning, I can’t believe, are they humans?? lol

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ 12/03/2008 at 3:44 pm

WOW!! she looks absolutely breathtaking !!

that may have been cute the first time but now it is very, very boring.
Please stop!
and it wasn’t funny the first time either

Miranda is beautiful @ 12/03/2008 at 6:23 pm

I can’t wait for the show. Miranda is wonderful!

Wasn’t funny to you because you’re probably fluent in it. Stop trying to speak for everyone else.

WICKED WENCH @ 12/03/2008 at 6:52 pm

NYL - you’ve GOT to be joking. Beauty - I’ll grant you that, though I don’t find her attractive (she’s not ugly though). But brains? Excuse me while I go laugh myself to death.

Look at how big and round Miranda’s head is compared to Alessandra’s in that first pic. That’s a huge difference.

two words @ 12/03/2008 at 8:30 pm

Coke Bloat

They have different shaped heads! Miranda has a round head and Alessandra’s is long and thin. Coke bloat my ass!!!! Miranda was born that way. I personally find Miranda stunning and gracious

Heidi’s head is the same round shape as Miranda’s if not more so. Look at the pic of them standing next to each other. Alessandra has a long pin head

coke bloat or botox. something is seriously wrong with her face, it’s big, bloated and frozen. it’s not the lighting because the other models look normal. no wonder all of her pictures are photoshopped so much.

Alessandra has a long pinhead? Better to go with her pin thin body, dontcha think? Her head looks more proportionate to her body than Miranda’s does. I’m guessing you have a round head too.

Attn: Non-worshippers @ 12/03/2008 at 10:01 pm

Comments made that cast any aspersions on the Kerr deity are normally met with the appropriate public punishment. Verbal flogging by her devoted followers. Please post with caution or escort your unworthy self out of this known worship site if you have any inappropriate comments. This is a courtesy community announcement in the interests of public health and safety.

chillaxalready @ 12/04/2008 at 12:09 am

Thank you #55. I neither worship nor scorn “the Kerr deity”, but I post this link in cheerful ho-ho-ho holiday spirit, hoping to provide amusement. If Kerr and Bloom remain together for about 3 years, they too can have a video montage like this one! What celebs put out for consumption eventually comes back for digestion. Merry Xmas! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6kwkq7NVws&feature=related

…..you should seriously go and get counseling for your unnatural
obsession and jealousy of Miranda Kerr……Orlando loves her,
get over it!!!!

Refreshing @ 12/04/2008 at 1:39 am

She’s very pretty although I wouldn’t call her ‘beautiful’ in the strictly classical sense. Her features are a bit exotic and unusual, but she’s got a certain ‘girlish’ innocence about her that represents a refreshing change from the ’standard type’ of beauty we’re used to seeing in this sort of venue.

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@56 & the rest @ 12/04/2008 at 5:18 am

This gets better all the time. Miranda keep posting away.

He loves her so much he wouldn’t even mention her name in the very quick denial he gave. “He is not engaged”. lol. How many times did he let her play the clown?

I’m beginning to think the media and others gossips in Hollywood are reading the threads here too and putting it together about her. It sure isn’t helping her.
There appears to be more people willing to put it in print almost daily.
Let it snowball while she post on Jared. Maybe we will get a white Christmas.

Miranda is in great need of counseling for that little lying problem she has. How many has she been caught in now?

bahahahahahaha. Loved the egg on the face this weekend. It’s good to know with her track record we will get to see much more of that.

Padme the one and only @ 12/04/2008 at 6:19 am

Poor Delphi loons they aren’t even safe into their ’so private’ forum, HA!
Two timing members. How much effort went into that? Has been a waste of time.
Awwwwww…..

Miranda kerr @ 12/04/2008 at 7:40 am

gunnedah hobag yoo so krazii

Attn: Non-worshippers @ 12/04/2008 at 10:45 am

…..you should seriously go and get counseling for your unnatural
obsession and jealousy of Miranda Kerr……Orlando loves her,
get over it!!!!

Wow #57, I wasn’t even talking to you but thank you for your insight regarding my mental health. It sounds to me like you are making a statement of fact regarding myself and Orlando.

@64

How do you know “he loves her”? Do you personally know her or him, or are you just another shipper who reads love into him groping her ass?

and it was a **** grope too….. i would of thought he’d want more of a feel than that if he was in to her

Are they or aren’t they in love? Big ******* deal. Who really cares?
Anyone know the truth but them. Would you stop to bear as only you know everything about their own damn business?

Dear Ted:
Do you know when the silly fake relationship between Orlando and his panty model Miranda Kerr will end? Please say it will be soon and before the New Year, I’m sick of their stupid show.
—Darkangelq8
Dear Over It:
This model isn’t gonna ditch O anytime soon, he’s quite the upgrade from Brandon Davis. Plus, she’s exactly what Bloom needs right now.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b71386_Bitch_Back__Act_Up__Not_Gay_.html

Exactly what Bloom needs right now? So, the need is mutual and the relationship or arrangement is mutually beneficial. Both know what they want and what they’re doing and what they’re getting. That at least makes some sense. Neither one of them is a victim of anything or anyone, and they’re both consenting adults. They know how PR and publicity works. Miranda and Orlando are getting some press and keeping their names out there in the public eye. And providing great entertainment in the process!

It was for the cameras anyway so it doesn’t mean squat except that it was a show to try and make you believe something.
I think even Mayfrayn admited those were set ups.

“orli pose for the camera so all the bloggers will stop saying how you aren’t in to me and you look so annoyed”.
Thank you to whoever posted the ones that gave the order of time as well. Not that we needed it to know the truth but it just made it even more enjoyable.
Then of course next was his denial which made for an even better week.

Padme the one and only @ 12/04/2008 at 3:17 pm

Delphi loons.
any guess about who’s the double agent? neve rhit the nail on the head for sure.
Teehee

Big damn deal, butt pads! I could see if you hacked into an FBI database. I bet you are one of those newbies who is just mad that they can’t get in. It’s a lonely sitting out there on the curb, aint it?

Attn: Non-worshippers @ 12/04/2008 at 4:07 pm

@JuJuBee

That quote belongs to #57 not me! lol
Guess I should have made that more clear.
And to answer your questions anyway: I don’t, no and no and absolutely not!!!!!

@72
Ooops, sorry. I didn’t backtrack. Thanks for clearing things up.

Padme the one and only @ 12/04/2008 at 4:37 pm

I bet you’re one of those sociopatic loons who is trying to hunt her up frantically! LOOOOOOOOOOL You won’t catch her doing that!

Who are you supposed to be? Jigsaw from the Saw movies? Get a life! No one’s falling for that. It’s not like you are uncovering some kind of terrorist plot by trying to get in there.

I bet you cried when Orlando rebuffed her in the press, didn’t you? “Damn OB! Now the haters are gonna win!” Teehee.

Padme the one and only @ 12/05/2008 at 5:50 am

Defensive much? Wonder why…Oh I see….hit a nerve? TEEEHEEEEEE

Red alarm! Red alarm! Double agent into your ridicolous forum! Who is she? Pitter patter, pitter patter, pitter patter…

totally with you - that chick at 76 is weird…….

The Delphi girls are a sad bunch. They started a forum with the sole purpose of spouting ridiculous and convoluted theories with no one to disagree with them. They say that they allow all opinions, yet if you don’t follow their agenda, they will tell you to S T F U. They are, in fact the biggest tiny bunch of hypocrits and liars on the web. Their four or five posting members rattle on and on about the same thing. They could just cut and paste any of their comments on any of their threads. It is a hilarious read when you think about it. Just as they use old, tired jokes here, they keep posting the same idiocy over there. Over and over. It shows how small their little brains are.
In their latest episode in hypocrisy, one of them posted this comment concerning the JJ threads:

“LOL “oh my god she is just so beautiful” etv etc etc etc

BORING!!! it would be somewhat of a miracle if they coudl find something else to say…..”

Pot. Kettle. Black.

They are a pathetic group of bullies.

Talking about boring, hateful, repetitive comments…. ;)

Sorry, why does nobody think she is unbelievable skinny? Young girls will think they have to look like that. She does take beautiful pictures so I am not a hater just pointing out the obvious. She is one of the skiniest VS models. Heidi Klum had a normal healthy body I love looking at her strutting her stuff.

did u see her in the VS show? She looked incredible!!! She has a healthy curvatious body. Totally proportioned

and yet you evidently still go to such a sad and repetitive place….. interesting psychology there I think ;D

Oh, it’s a great laugh. Seeing those posters make idiots of themselves is hilarious!

KB´s face is more beautiful!!!

KB=Kate?
If so, Kate has a more classically beautiful face, but I actually find Miranda more attractive. Her features are exotic and interesting, whereas , except for her eyes, Kate is quite bland. Pretty. But bland. Miranda is striking and gorgeous.

It’s hilarious that by your own logic that you’re obsessed with the “loons” by taking the time out of your day to read what they write on their own forum. I bet you don’t see it like that though. The same way the “loons” out of their way to make her look bad is the same way you go out of your way to make them look bad. You are no better.

Note to Padme: They don’t have a secret stash. Go some place else to get your fix. And fast!

Funny, the fashion gods find plenty of models infinitely more attractive than bland Miranda and that’s why they get all the top jobs while your girl here is still blabbing about her famous boyfriend like that is supposed to make those jobs fall in her lap.

And since you shippers want to pull Giselle Bundchen out of your ass, if you’re gonna be a star f*cker, do it right:

Now that’s a career!

no joke.
If she was so amazing she would be a top model by now. Has she ever done US Vogue or any real high end designers? Nope.
As it is she is begging for a David Jones department store job
that pays her pennies on the dollar compared to what the other girls
in that position are making. It isn’t even known outside of her country.

Where did we say that she was a top model? You are putting words in our mouths, just like you do to Miranda.
No, she may not be the next Gisele, but she IS a successful model. Being signed as an Angel cemented that fact.

It’s been said a number of times. She and her people are always trying to overstate her sucess and even call her a supermodel.
That’s not even counting all the other lies like her real age or how much money she doesn’t make.

Sure, I’ll give you that. She has had some degree of sucess as a model. She is still not a star of a supermodel by any means and she does not demand millions like her mother was quoted as saying.

Didn’t she start this at like age 13 or something? If she hasn’t made it yet as a big name she probably never will. She is an okay model for some catalog work but that isn’t saying a whole lot.

Oh HAHAHAHAHAHA or whatever your name is. Do you really think people care? Do you? People couldnt care less if you have pics of him shagging a turkey! A **** pic proves nothing, that is probaly Jay Lyon or Greasy Bear (PedoBear knowing you and what your face and body is like) or something. LOL Hope you realize what all this makes you, I’m sure your parents will be very proud of their ***** daughter and what she is claiming! Or maybe you do this kind of stuff all the time with Daddy. After all he gets all hot watching his little girl strut around in her undies yeah?

Whatever darlin’. Do you not know about Photoshop these days? If you are going to expose these pics why not just do it? Because you are teasing no one! So long!

go to the tabloids hun, maybe they will show more interest? least get a bit of money out of it!!

For anyone following Ted C & his comments about Bloom, you’ll remember he didn’t buy into the relationship with his ex, Kate, either. He called that an “arrangement” and, according to the peeps Ted knew who were close to Bloom & Bosworth during their “press affair,” OB already was looking elsewhere & had found someone right after the breakup in ‘06. Seems he doesn’t waste time & has a pattern to his relationships with women - the ones that get publicized, that is. Not saying I believe all this. Not saying I don’t. Just putting it out there, for anyone putting any stock in Ted C’s gossip. If you’re going to believe Ted, then you may as well go all the way & go back to OB’s earlier “press affair.” OB used to say he wanted to keep his relationships private. None of this has anything to do with privacy, IMO. Publicity, yes. Privacy, no. So, when the whole things becomes a joke, it’s a joke for both people, not just Kerr and not just Bloom.

Did you see the giraffe’s just now?

yup, they were hot!

westie woo @ 12/05/2008 at 9:10 pm

LMAO do you expect us to fall for an OBVIOUS manipped photo? If you zoom in you can SEE its been maniiped on, whoever you are hahaha- -you failed.

There is ONE thing that is missing from that photo that Orlando has- that this “man” doesnt- I’m not going to tell you what it is, but I’m sure a lot will know what I am reffering too- do a better job next time eh pet?

Is this person pretending to be Miranda Kerr? How evil! I love Miranda and she would never do anything like this. Whoever you are MK hater, you should be ashamed of yourself!! Only an MK hater would do something like this!

draycote water @ 12/05/2008 at 9:12 pm

Oh so your brother has a sun tattoo now?? How quaint!!

My brother? WTF are you on about!!! My brother has NO tattoo!

I don’t know if she “demands millions”, but she sure is getting them.
Becoming an Angel is one of the most lucrative contracts a model can sign (true supermodels like Gisele not withstanding). That 3 million per year VS contract that was quoted somewhere sounds about right.
“Some success”??
She would be called a successful model by any agency in New York. You can dislike her all you want, but to say that she isn’t successful is dead wrong.

@105

The higher ranked VS models will be the ones earning 3 mill, not Kerr. She is quite low down in the pecking order and rumor has it she is going to be kicked out of VS pretty soon. D Jones didnt offer her much money for a 3 or 4 year deal.

Top models work ALL.THE.TIME. Kerr works very little in comparison to models you are comparing her to.

I’m not bashing either, just stating the obvious!

marc and kriz @ 12/05/2008 at 9:33 pm

At this point it is not important who hates or loves who. What is important that explicit adult pictures were posted on a public board where there are probably minors posting without an adult content warning being noted.. All we can say, bad move.

ANSWER ME DAMN IT!! What do you mean about my brother??? This is slander!!!! Are you saying that is my brother in those pictures??? How dare you!!!

BINT

Dont worry all I have reported abuse about the pics, but luckily this is an old thread so it wont be seen i doubt by anyone now.

marc and kriz @ 12/05/2008 at 10:08 pm

Thanks Rita, we were not worried as we were about to take the same action but the person/s who did post might have something to really worry about.

@ MFI, we believe that it would be libel as opposed to slander. Libel is a written statement, slander is an oral statement.

Thank you marc and kriz!!

Thus isnt the first time p0rn pics have been posted on here, so it has happened before, I’m sure they will be deleted

Oh and I have found the original pic hahahaha- it was easily found - I found it on a google search - the tattoom was obviously added -like many slash fans have done in the past- so very funny- not- GROW UP WHOEVER YOU ARE!!

If people want the link I can give them it but it is P0RN

marc and kriz @ 12/05/2008 at 10:30 pm

@ Rita
I’m sure you are right on both points but for our own peace of mind, we have reported those posts as the links are still active.

Yes the more people that do it the better i guess, but its just someone taking the piss and i hope they will be deleted. Luckily its on the last page and prob hasnt been seen by many.

Poor Miranda kerry @ 12/05/2008 at 10:49 pm

When she was younger she had a very innocent sexy look. She used those looks and then the seductive poses that went with the innocent youth and did well. I don’t deny that when she was younger she was very attractive. But those were her glory years. The innocence is long gone, and the face has filled out and gotten big and round and she just doesn’t have it anymore. Her looks were perfect for young teen magazines, Combine the sweet virginal looks with the overtly sexual poses and it worked for pedofiles and older men. Now she just looks like a tramp. And it is fairly common knowledge that she is defenitly no innocent little girl. She has slept with a lot of men, and done so in order to further her career. When one sells their body for money, fame, jobs and attention, that is called whorin*g it out. She needs to realize that she is on a fast down hill slide, and her has been actor isn’t going to do for her career what she thought, hell he can’t even do anything for his own crashing career. Now she just looks like a pathetic desperate has been who is trying to keep the dream alive, and she doesn’t have the looks or the personality to do it anymore.

HAHAHAHAHAH @ 12/05/2008 at 11:50 pm

OK! I’m sorry- I should have said it was explicit content- for that I am VERY VERY SORRY, and hope i haven’t offended anyone young, if I have I am sorry.

As for the photo’s -they were a joke, they arent real, no where did I claim they are Orlando,why would you think they were? I am NOT Miranda Kerr!! It is a photo of a man with a similar tattoo to orlando- but it is not the same and I didnt say it was him- so get your facts right

Again joke- sorry to all.

marc and kriz @ 12/06/2008 at 1:20 am

@ HAHA #115

Our concern was with the explicit content without a warning being posted. However, we noted an implication was there in your post that you were referring to Orlando. One picture link you posted in your now deleted post had a file name that was named Orlandojackscc5. You strongly implied it was Orlando by your own words which were and we quote:

” For all you stupid Orlando fangirlies…

This is what’s to come.. a nice little teaser- isnt he PATHETIC??

Isn’t his wedding tackle tiny????”

If it wasn’t Orlando then your own words plus the file name implied that it was him you were referring to and him in the pictures and not some other guy as you are now claiming.

It’s easy to be sorry after the fact however it was your choice to post them to begin with. Pretty sad joke.

We have nothng more to say about those earlier posts.

SHE”S SO PRETTY

i’m getting blue contacts so i’ll look like her..
already have around the same skin and brown wavy hair..
and i want to wear the same dress to my formal
all i need to do now is work on the body….

@117 - you must have some really low self-esteem if you want to look like her. There are far more beautiful women if you really have the desperate need to model yourself on someone.

Her pet rag (or perhaps former pet rag now) came out with her Victoria Secrets salary not long ago and it was quoted at $250,000 a year for three years. That is not a lot of money for someone who has to make as much money as they can before they expire in their career.

I think the David Jones salary was quoted many times as 6 figures for 5 years. If it was near a million they would have bragged about that so it’s much closer to a half which would be around $100,000 a year.
That may seem like a lot to some people but it isn’t much in the world of modeling.

It’s also interesting that Jennifer Hawkins is well known to make 1Mil. a year for Myer store so Miranda is making significantly less then her.
That deal was made even before they put Megan Gale back in so even when MK was considered for the top stop they weren’t going to pay her much at all in comparison.

As for the forbes article, other models have since said it was a bunch of trash and they were not making the amounts stated there. However Miranda and her people, who have a rep for stretching the truth a lot, keep going back to that as some sort of proof.

where's the truth @ 12/06/2008 at 1:15 pm

If you want to talk about something good and interesting, go here:
http://www.unicef.org/russia/media_10235.html
where you can read about Orlando’s trip in Russia and his visit in a rehabilitation centre for children.

That VS salary was before she became an Angel. Angels rake in the millions, even if you are a new one. That is why so many of the girls can be exclusive.
And I don’t know why you girls always say that Meagan was “put back in”. She was never ‘out’. Meagan was made the “Brand Ambassador”, when Miranda took over as the “Fashion Ambassador”. This was stated numerous times, before Miranda even went to the first events in Australia in March or April. Which only makes sense because Meagan is so well known in Oz, and Miranda will hardly ever be able to attend David Jones functions, due to her no longer living on that side of the world.
Miranda is a successful model. Until you can accept that fact, all of your arguments against her are suspect.

Meagan never left.

http://www.thewest.com.au/aapstory.aspx?StoryName=477431

I think that many David Jones customers are still attached to Meagan. She was their girl for so long, that it will be a while before they can accept a change. Miranda will win them over, though.

Padme the one and only @ 12/06/2008 at 4:05 pm

@87
Nice but vain move. Delphi loons have gone private indeed so S.T.F.U

@Padme the one and only @ 12/06/2008 at 4:38 pm

Those loons are such liars! Serves them right for creating a forum to spew their unnatural hate for someone they will never know. Miranda and Orlando are still together and Orlando still adores her. Get over it! I can’t wait for you to expose them for the jealous lying cows they are.

I wonder if the word Padme is something buddhist?

delphi loon @ 12/06/2008 at 7:57 pm

OK, I am a “Delphi Loon” and I am not sad enough to manipulate pictures of OB w@nking off! That has to take someone special. I would not be sad enough to do something like that! I know someone who is sad enough though!!

Yeah, OK, I am jealous of Randa.

I am jealous of her huge round head that looks alien like.
I am jealous of her gorgeous hair that can be acheived with extensions.
I am jealous of her very skinny body that does not look womanly at all.
I am jealous of her lack of t!ts.
I am jealous of her 5 ft 8 inch frame in which case I would tower over her.

Keep telling that to yourself Miranda, Its the only way you can make yourself feel good, because you are a freak and you know it!

Envy breeds hatred? @ 12/06/2008 at 8:08 pm

Cute girl who’s obviously doing very well for herself careerwise. It’s a shame so many women who post on here seem consumed by so much envy (what else could be the driving force behind it?) that they constantly feel compelled to insult her in the nastiest way possible, usually attacking her in very personal ways as if they knew her on a ‘one-to-one’ basis (which imo is highly unlikely). It appears to me her only ‘crimes’ are that she’s pretty and successful!

Well your assumptions are wrong.
That is not why Miranda Kerr is disliked.
That is however the reason she likes to try and convince others though.

Miranda is disliked by many because of the many many lies she has told.
Because of the way she openly uses a relationship from the time her name was known to promote herself. It goes as far back as summer of 2007. She is known for the way she tries to manipulate others to get ahead.
She is disliked because of the way she cheated on her ex to advance her career with a bigger catch.
Those are just a few of the reasons.

Her looks or her moderate success have nothing to do with it.
actually, I don’t think she is all that pretty but I am willing to say that if she seemed to have a nicer character she might be better looking. To me I think part of the reason she isn’t that attractive is because she comes off as cold and cunning. Her character issues are the main reason I have heard for the dislike of her.

@123 - So much hatred towards nothing, Padme. Perhaps you should get that little problem checked out, hun.

@124 - Please point me in the direction of where the ‘Delphi loons’ have lied, or at least tell me what your definition of ‘lying’ is (particularly as you clearly have no idea what’s said on Delphi if you think they’re all ‘liars’).

Liar, liar, loon on fire! Go get ‘em Padme!

@130 - That was very creative. Who helped you come up with that, hun?

i CANNOT BELIEVE some ppl would post such nasty comments about Miranda when she is like the only two celebrities i know with the most gorgeous beauty to match a kind heart. the other being Angelina Jolie who also is always trashed by the same old few nasty ppl. please stop! and see who get to stand next to the Victoria secret president, Heida and Miranda!

liar, liar, loon on fire! @ 12/07/2008 at 11:51 am

bah, ha ha….. too funny….. made my sunday morning.
I think Miranda is beautiful and they have a lot of mean girls on this board.

****they have a lot of mean girls on this board.*****

Just because people dont like Miranda and say so that makes them mean?

Whats mean is Chantelle, who claims to be a friend of Mirandas putting up posts calling people fat ugly losers that worship Miranda. Yes,…thats what she said. Then there is Padme, who also claims to be a friend of Mirandas putting up the drivel she puts up (check many a past thread…..its not hard to miss).

I see a LOT of name calling coming from people who think Miranda is the sweetest thing ever, towards people who dont think highly of her, so please do specify who exactly you think is being mean?

People have called Miranda a cheater, because she is. There is proof her relationship with Bloom started while she was still with Jay. SHE put it out there for what reason exactly…did she think people wouldnt notice? Thank you to whatever poster compared her to Angelina……exactly. No amount of humanitarianism towards total strangers changes how you treat people in closer circles. Its like a ripple in a pond.

People have called Miranda a liar because she and her family have lied several times in interviews. They get caught boosting her image by saying things like she commands millions - BTW to the poster that said that she would now make millions as a VS angel, isnt it odd that her mother quoted that to an Aus paper BEFORE Miranda was an angel, BEFORE her deal with David Jones, and BEFORE she was anything more than in the catalog for VS? Try again. As well to mention that the Forbes numbers have been debunked several times, not only by posters here, but as well by some of the models whose salaries they puffed up.

Most people choose to get promotions and noticed for the WORK that they do, not for the lies they can get away with and the moviestars they can upgrade to. Just a thought.

I could go on, but I, as well as many others, have pointed out these things several times when people go on and on how ‘mean’ we are for calling a ‘fake’ out. She might put on the sweet innocent act to get what she wants and thrives on, but not everyone is going to be duped and buy into her act.

Nobody is claiming she isnt sucessful to a degree, because as a model she has done quite well, but its all the bull shiiit she tries to get people to believe that makes people not like her. WTF is wrong with just stating things as they are? Does she have to lie and cheat to get what she wants in life? Where is the self-respect in that, and moreso, does she really think that kind of behavior is going to earn the respect of the public watching? Thats right….she is a public person. She does interviews, and all sorts of other stuff to get her name out there, so just because some people are analytical enough to question when some things dont add up, does it mean we cant say our thoughts on it when we see others using those same things to dish out the accolades? She puts it out there……she should expect it. If she wanted to be private she would say nothing and not be seen, just like many celebrities are able to do.

“I wonder if the word Padme is something buddhist?”

Yes, Padme does have Buddhist meaning, it translates as “lotus” and is most often seen in the Buddhist mantra “Om Mani Padme Hum”, chanted to meditate on its meaning of compassion. Ironic isn’t it, that “Padme the one and only” is corrupting the symbolic purity of the word in her obsessive and unhinged rantings? Hmmm, a fake Buddhist using the name for attention but does not live according to the teachings…sounds just like Miranda herself. If Padme and others dislike what certain people and certain places are saying, why spend any time there, why read comments you disagree with, why contribute to the negative energy? Wouldn’t it be better for your mental health to avoid wallowing in what you feel is negativity instead of perpetuating it with hateful and nasty words? Be zen… om mani padme hum… om mani padme hum… om mani padme hum… om mani padme hum

@FroFro - Bravo!

I missed orlando’s willy,
bugger bugger bugger bugger……..

Kate Bozzers @ 12/08/2008 at 7:35 am

“My mom didn’t mind seeing me up there in my underwear ,” Kerr recently said of her modeling.

Yeah. And neither did your dada and your brotha [mind]. Because seeing you in your underwear is what pays their rent, dingo lady. :)

ROFL. I wonder if they get paid extra for posting on blogs for her too.

Miranduh Kerr @ 12/08/2008 at 11:29 am

@ Kate Bozzers

Dada sez I’m the best

Padme the one and only @ 12/08/2008 at 7:15 pm

@ delphi loons
Thanks for showing once again how pathetic you are. Good shot!

@Veritas
Much ado about nothing uh? Are you poking around by chance?

@ Fro Fro
Why on earth what Miranda does/says/thinks or not is affecting you so much? Any loose ends with her?

@135
I’m sorry to contradict you my nick has nothing to do with Buddhism, have you ever heard of princess Padme in Star Wars for instance? Of course not you’re too busy on writing nonsense in here LOOOOOOL

Padme…..maybe English isnt your first language, or maybe you just have poor comprehension skills. Doesnt really matter actually. I’ve stated (several times over months and months) that I dont like liars and cheaters of which she is both. People who do such things for personal gain with no regard to its outcome are most definitely not worthy of praise in my eyes. I dont really see how Bloom can stand to be around her, but hey, I dont know him so I couldnt tell you. What I can tell you is he must have pretty poor taste in women. I liked Kate, thought she was decent, but I dont know her either so maybe she was rotten too.

You want more than that? Wait for the tell all book. I’ll be sure to send you a signed copy.

Padme the one and only @ 12/09/2008 at 6:15 am

@ Fro Fro
I’ve never bothered myself on reading your posts actually, not anymore at least, mostly because you keep repeating the usual lines so it ’s not worth it imo. Spending too many energy and time bashing someone you despise, someone who you’ll never know is scary. If you keep stating your opinions over and over doesn’t mean they’ll become facts, you and your Delphi buddies can’t really persuade anyone. Different perspective, different point of view, nothing more than that.
Trust me it would have been better if you had ignored her.

It’s a lot more then people at delphi who don’t like Kerr and see through her.
No one has to worry about trying to persuade anyone. Kerr has done a great job of that herself. Why don’t you ask all those marker research people for David Jones? lololololol.

i think miranda is really pretty, i come from Australia and she use to work for portmans, i think shes really pretty

paris vs miranda @ 12/09/2008 at 7:09 am

hahahaha did you hear about the fight between miranda and paris hilton??? main reason i love this chick so much, dont get me wrong shes stunning but hahahaha, i hope she knocked paris to the ground. go miranda, i hope you head butted that stupid *****

How lucky of you to find this old thread Peta. You and all the people that sit next to Miranda on aiplanes too.

Portmans is a younger crowd and she started that before her looks were fading. She was okay as a young clean fresh looking girl. She was never a stunner or amazing beauty but an attractive young girl (especially with the help of photoshop). It was never a “omg she is so pretty she is the next Audrey Hepburn” but more just of a fresh face that could be a clothes hanger.
I don’t think Portman’s would take her back at this point.
The good thing back then is she wasn’t really known. She was just another model.Despite what team Kerr has tried to say most people from Aus. have said they don’t know who she is. However, now with David Jones she is known a little bit more but that hasn’t done her any favors since those that know her usually don’t like her. Those that don’t know her aren’t drawn to her and she doesn’t have the charm and charisma like a Megan Gale to carry the weight of being the spokesperson.

Isn’t it funny that the ‘haters’ always question positive posters about their ability to find “this old thread”? Why don’t you question the haters?
This thread comes up if you search her name. Quite easy to find for a fan.
The real question is why the haters keep feeling the need to come back to “this old thread”. With that statement, you are inferring that no one new is reading, so why are you still posting? Is is just to hear yourself talk? Or is it just that you have a pathological need to get the last word in?

Miranda Kerr makes Paris Hilton look like a refined and respectable woman to take home to mom.

Paris Hilton is probably laughing her ass off at how desperate Miranda has become and all the egg she has on her face from her
stupid antics. People talk Miranda and they are laughing at you having to make a guy you once dated do photo ops with you to try and get your name out there.
Please keep doing more of them. They don’t do anything but make people laugh more at you.

The “haters” come back to refute all the lies that Cabbage Patch and Co. like to tell. It’s easy to do really. Plus it’s really fun to watch them act so desperate.

Girl next door @ 12/09/2008 at 12:40 pm

Miranda is a pretty girl - not a ‘knockout’ but certainly prettier than average. I think her eyes are one of her best features - so blue and exotic looking. Don’t know much about her personally other than she works for Victoria’s Secret as a model and dates film actor Orlando Bloom. I notice she seems to bring out the worst in lots of posters here and really don’t understand why. Like I said she’s pretty but it’s more in a ‘girl next door’ kind of way. She seems low-key and not overly-impressed with herself which is nice in my opinion.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Miranda has the people watching the thread. Everytime a “hate” comes on to post she post about how “totally awesome” she is within minutes.

Miranda Kerr, you are a freak and a laughing stock. Got that? A laughing stock.
You can play all the games on blogs you want to but it won’t change the reputation you created for yourself.

So um, Padme, when and where is their next pap session? Or did Bloomie Boy cut her off since she planted that lie. It couldn’t have been pretty behind the scenes.

Charlotte @ 12/09/2008 at 2:02 pm

Omg she is the most below average “model” I have ever seen. Her legs are all weird like they’re broken or something. The way she always sticks her butt out makes her look like she needs a lamp post next to her all the time. I can’t believe someone like her would write a book for young girls. She is the worst example I can think of.

What “lie” did #145 state?
They stated an opinion. That it was a positive opinion, is why their motive was questioned.
People DO like Miranda, and have that right. Just as you have a right to not like her.

So I guess that the haters have the place staked out, too?
As someone else said, they can’t stand not having the last word. Sad, lonely, people.

@155
I don’ t think anyone said that poster specifically lied, only that in general the haters refute the kerr team lies of which there are many.

@156
You said too, meaning also. Are you admitting that Kerr has the place staked out? You don’t have to admit it. We already knew it. Talk about having to have the last word. Dang she is one sad screwed up girl that randa.

No, #152 is the one that claimed that Kerr had the place staked out. Reading comprehension is a good thing.

No, I think you are the one that needs to read post 156 again.
The poster said “too” meaning as well as. Hmmm? So she/he/they
admit that they watch the place?? ROFL. Poor poor cpk.

*rollseyes* @ 12/09/2008 at 3:14 pm

Quote: 152
“Miranda has the people watching the thread.”
Quote: 156
“So I guess that the haters have the place staked out, too?”

Meaning, if they are claiming that Miranda has the place staked out because people are answering the haters, then the ‘haters’ must have the place staked out because they are answering the ’shippers’.

See how simple? Or is it still too hard to understand comparisons?

Indeed it is simple. Miranda has the place stalked out “TOO” as she responds to every freaking bloody thing that is said.

One sad lonely pathetic stupid vapid ugly girl that Kerr chic is.

It’s nice to know that the good people running your psych ward allow internet time. Go on and keep banging your head against the (hopefully) padded walls.

she is successful model @ 12/09/2008 at 5:10 pm

Don’t like somebody, but kept going on and on about the person they dont like…. that makes no sense to me. This young women is beautiful and has done well for herself.
God bless you all.

If you believe in God, then do you also believe that lying is wrong? That cheating is wrong? That using people and putting other people down to get ahead are wrong? Does your God say that lying, cheating and using are OK if they are done in order to achieve fame? Then why would you want to offer compliments or support to a known liar, known cheater, known user? That makes no sense to me at all.

“cept you forgot to add that she lies and cheats and tries to use anyone she can to advance her career. Duh. Think maybe that might have a little ’sumptin to do with why she is disliked so much? Perhaps that is why so many are not wishing her success?

There you go, using logic to make your points.
Just try to get a cogent response; you’re only going to be called a jellus fatty hater…

The shippers have really been in a snit since Orlando rebuffed her in the press. They know no amount of pap fests after that fiasco will keep us from laughing at her.

IT.DOESN’T.MATTER.

****I’ve never bothered myself on reading your posts actually, not anymore at least, mostly because you keep repeating the usual lines so it ’s not worth it imo****

Padme-
If you cant be bothered to read my posts, then why ask questions about them? Better yet, how would you know what to even ask me? Posters like you want to antagonize, not converse or discuss. Until you know the difference, you will never be able to hold a sliver of an arguement on anything. Debate 101.

I think its clear on both sides of the arguement that people watch the most current thread on these two. I type Orlando Bloom in, I get her. Ya….Ive btiched about that until Im blue in the face but whaddaya do? People type her name in too. Some people check this stuff 24/7….some dont. Big deal. What I wonder is when people are going to get past calling others obsessive and delusional and crazy when uh….duh…..they are here too, and some of them are the opposite extreme worshipping the ground she walks on. Just an FYI to anyone who wants to bother to read, most stalkers of celebrities and dangerous people are ones who worship them, not criticize them. Just some food for thought next time you want to point out a “hater” as being dangerous or delusional.

“….Ive btiched about that until Im blue in the face but whaddaya do? ”

Uhmmm. Stop clicking on, and/or comenting on her threads. Just a thought. Or do you really enjoy upping her post tallies?

And I actually think that there is a difference between a fan clicking on her posts, and a “hater” doing the same. Compare it with an ice cream shop, if you will. I like ice cream, so I would visit a favorite shop as often as my waistline would allow. If I didn’t like ice cream, I wouldn’t go into the shop every day to complain that they were still selling ice cream even though I told them to stop, and claim that anyone who liked ice cream was not thinking rationally. That would be ridiculous, wouldn’t it? Same here.

You have a valid point, but lets assume that said ice cream shop was claiming to sell ice cream that was pure, natural, no additives or anything fake, and made you actually lose weight, but in reality, it was a sham. I guess I would feel compelled to then enter said ice cream shop and share the realities with the customers, and tell the owners what I thought. They can refute me because of course they would have something to lose if people exposed them as scam artists and liars. Hell, even some of the customers would call me delusional because they just wouldnt want to accept that their favorite ice cream wasnt all they were sold it was. And to be honest, sometimes I just would enter said ice cream shop for a little bit of banter. Not a crime, illegal, or cause for me to be called a “hater” or “delusional” last I checked.

Some good points there. It’s about calling this hobag on her fake sell.
She is trying to sell an image that many of us know is not the truth. There is a difference with that and not just liking what she was selling but what she is selling is false. F.A.L.S.E. LOL we can consider it a public service.

Yea- warn those people that ice cream is poison!

But what if your “realities” were based upon mere assumption, and heresay? Or that a report came back saying that everything that the shop claimed was true, but you ignored that report because you still don’t like ice cream? And if that “little bit of banter” is meant to insult said ice cream shop, and its patrons, then it isn’t “banter” it is hostility. Just go down to the coffee shop for your banter, and stop insulting those of us who enjoy ice cream. If you keep coming to the ice cream shop that you hate so much, just to spout hate, what can you expect, except to be called a “hater”?

@174
I’d question the validity and truth of any published reports if numerous already published reports from that particlular ice cream company had for example contained content that say in reality amounted to little more than copycat versions of other ice cream companies ideas, experiences, philosophies, recipes, and histories.

There could be other reasons some people might be choosing to pay close attention to what is being said and claimed by that ice cream company representatives as truth. Liking or disliking, loving or hating, the taste and flavour of generic icecream could be completely irrelevent.

I’d also think that choosing to hang around a coffee shop instead wouldn’t prove to be effective nor helpful in resolving those sorts of issues.

The questions I’d be pondering over any food for thought partaken in is whose truth might be behind any claims in the first place and who else might have the right to claim such statements as their own utterings?

She´s simply UGLY in THE BASTARDLY, ICYDN, etc,etc,etc.

***But what if your “realities” were based upon mere assumption, and heresay?***

Well, there is the article from the previous owner calling the ice cream shop owner a @#&*!. I guess that might be heresay (or pure truth), but it was printed in a legitimate highly read local paper so I guess the ice cream shop owners should take up issue with the paper, not the readers.

Then, there is the other previous owners best buddy pretty much making the same claims on his myspace page, and some emails that floated around. Could also be hearsay (or pure truth), but again, issue with the writer of the words, not the readers.

***Or that a report came back saying that everything that the shop claimed was true, but you ignored that report because you still don’t like ice cream? ***

I’m still waiting for that report to come from someone other than the owner, or the owner’s family. Call me pessimistic, but I tend to go with the reports of the ones who got burned, not the ones who have something to lose. Those with something to lose have more motivation to hide the truth.

****And if that “little bit of banter” is meant to insult said ice cream shop, and its patrons, then it isn’t “banter” it is hostility. ****

I fail to see where I personally have been hostile towards the ice cream shop. Exposing the truth to others isnt hostility…..but I guess that could be construed that way if you are the owners or patrons! LOL! I also fail to see where exposing the truth is ‘hate’. I dont ‘hate’ anyone. Im sure the ice cream owner has some good sincere qualities. It would be nice to see them not all slathered over with carmel sauce lies and misrepresentations.

And last time I checked, this isnt a ‘fanboad’ of said ice cream shop. :)

what if.... @ 12/10/2008 at 12:56 pm

@174, you said “But what if your “realities” were based upon mere assumption, and heresay?”

But what if they are not? What if the realities are based upon real facts and not assumption and heresay? It is possible, is it not?

Little Miss Popularity @ 12/10/2008 at 3:30 pm

And the post count for Miss Miranda just keeps on rising. Way to go all you little ’shippers and haters’ — I’m sure Jared loves ya all!

Miranda is the best @ 12/11/2008 at 12:51 am

Miranda is a great model love her pics and shows
Wonder if she is going home for Christmas.

If nothing comes up, she will be in London by next weekend.

Padme the one and only @ 12/11/2008 at 12:35 pm

@Fro Fro

“Better yet, how would you know what to even ask me?”

Oh it’s simple I have just to remember the fourth points you keep repeating on and on and on.

“Posters like you want to antagonize, not converse or discuss.”

The funny thing is I ever thought the same about you. LOL

Posters like you want to hear they’re on the right side of the river, posters like you want just to pontificate cause they’re smarter than everybody else.

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

#181

and you know this because you are…?

That’s for warning us to get the popcorn ready.
Such a normal relationship that needs to have her plans
mentioned on a gossip site.
LOL. This should be hysterical.

That’s nice for her. Too bad OB is spending the holidays somewhere else.

ROFL. That would be great but be preparred for the holiday version of
“the showcase”. Isn’t it funny that Padme came on just a few minutes after that post?

“That’s nice for her. Too bad OB is spending the holidays somewhere else.”

Yeah Right!

- If OB can go for more than 2 months without being seen with her -
Then I’ll share that sentiment - He obviously does not know the meaning of the word “No” or The Truth would have come out A Long Time Before Now - Of course Not really sure if The Truth will ever be revealed concerning this “whatever it is”?

Timing is everything. You never know. What’s the saying about giving someone just enough rope? She is almost there as more people are watching. She will have a bigger audience for it.

But of course she will do her best to get something in for
Christmas. Too many people are watching and asking questions.
It doesn’t matter at this point since she always comes up looking
like a major fool.

I think I’ll save my Christmas Carmel Coated Popcorn and Almond Peanut Brittle for this next installment.

Ah, but how do you say ‘no’ once you’ve already said ‘yes’? How do you get it to stop if you won’t say ‘no’ because you fear The Truth will be revealed if you do? At what point does The Truth become less embarrassing than The Show?

Uhm, #180 was me. I was trying to play a trick on the nutso shippers and I guess that it backfired. I wanted them to come on and sing the praises of true love, just to be shot down when she ended up in OZ, while he was visiting Mum.
Sorry guys.

to the haters @ 12/11/2008 at 2:44 pm

Uhhhhhh…..but how can you know that Miranda is not in UK? Have you seen pictures of her in any other places?
Do you think that Orlando and Miranda are together ONLY when they get papped?You fool!

Well said.
Who knows which is worse if you haven’t been in that situation.His face says it all.

What she might not be aware of is that Hollywood is a small community and she is playing the wrong game.

Her “truth” is out there but she may not even know it.

Hey Padme, How is your day going?

In a word: YES.
We do know from the past knowledge of her/his schedule that when they are in the same city it gets snapped and documented.
In fact most times it turns out that she was really only around for a day or so.

He was spotted there a couple of times without her and of course its worse if she was in the same city and he still isn’t spending time with her. ROFL!!

I see you are trying to pull a wind up though. More power to you. Knock yourself out. It shows you are trying hard to spin it now.

@sad shipper #191 @ 12/11/2008 at 3:00 pm

Uh, yes, you fool, it’s obvious that they are together ONLY when they get papped because there are pictures, sightings, comments and interviews that show that they are not together during the intervening times. Even when Orlando is able to disappear and not be seen, we know that Miranda is not with him because of her own statements of where she is working. There are no sightings of them together that are not soon followed by pap pictures. Even the paps themselves have described them as boring and uninteresting, showing that they are not being hunted or their privacy invaded, and yet there are all these pics of them together while there are far more interesting A-list actor/model couples that somehow manage to rarely, if ever, get papped. Sorry to burst your fairy-tale bubble, but they exist as a “couple’ for publicity only.

This sad ho will do anything now. Haven’t we seen that already?
I wouldn’t be shocked if she now knows he is there so changes her own travel plans to be seen at Heathrow. She has done stranger things in this showmance already. Now the comments about them spending time without the cameras on? Sure thing hun.

Too bad because we already know he has been out and about spending time with other people and NOT her.

She on the other hand is spending too much time posting on the net and trying to think of a plan to make her not look like an ass.Good luck with that one.

to the haters @ 12/11/2008 at 5:02 pm

@193:
sorry, I’m not Padme

@194:you are really really naive…first, you think that a couple is a couple only if the two persons involved are sticked together like glue all the time. In what world you live? People that have a career travel a lot, and don’t bring the partner everywhere, everytime.
Btw, I hope that you are not an Orlando’s fan, because a real Orlando’s fan knows that he can’t stand a fake relationship, only for PR.

@195:
of course Orlando and Miranda spent time with other people,is it so strange for you? Please, grow up then. There are no paps in their apartments, so you can’t know what they are doing in their private, and how much time they spend together.

You haters are only haters, now for Orlando and Miranda, in the future for other celebrities. Some of you are angry because Miranda is paid more than you that have a normal work, as teacher, bartender and so on.
Some of you wanted to be a model, but they have bad luck and the thing doesn’t work. Some others have a child girl that could be a better model than Miranda but she isn’t. Well, ok, it is normal.
Orlando and Miranda live their life, like you, only in different ways, But if you are happy in criticizing them, well, go on. It’s your’s time you are wasting

Some of you are angry because Miranda is paid more than you that have a normal work, as teacher, bartender and so on.

That’s what you think? I bet you think a girl who flounces around in various states of undress is more worthwhile than a teacher or even a bartender? At least those are honest jobs that require skill. Taking off your clothes for a living is about two steps removed from being a wh*re. If she had any worthwhile talent or skill she (or any model) would be an actress or a singer or a dancer. Modelling is the last bastion for the “pretty” but talentless.

I don’t think I’ve read anything more insulting than assuming that people want to be models or want their children to be? The last thing I would want my child to do is sell themselves for money and fame. But if that’s what you think equals class I weep for you. Truly.

Btw, I hope that you are not an Orlando’s fan, because a real Orlando’s fan knows that he can’t stand a fake relationship, only for PR

I see. You ‘real’ Orlando fans know him. If you think that you know him based on articles and pictures and what you see and 5 minute encounters then before you call others naive you might want to take a look in the mirror.

Time to spread some marmalade on my toast and have a snack, I’m famished!

I don’t care about none of this s.h.i.t. you all are going on about. All I care about is that he shut her lying ass down in the press. Now the whole world knows she’s just his eff buddy and no amount of pap fests will change that.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*wipes eyes*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

to the haters @ 12/11/2008 at 5:40 pm

@197:
please, you are try to strumentalize my post. I don’t think what you have expressed in your comment.
I have expressed the thoughts of many haters, because you can easily read it in their comments, here and in other websites,
Btw, we live in 2008 and you still think that models are like *****? That all models are beautiful but stupid girls? This is a stupid stereotype and it is also offensive. I think that every honest work deserve respect, the teacher, the bartender, the actor, the model, the businessman, the miner. They are different works, but if they are honest, they deserve respect. We live in a world where Americans vote Barack Obama, and we still think that a girl that works as a model is talentless?
And if YOU ” think that you know him based on articles and pictures and what you see”, you think to lnow him and to presume anything about him exactly like me. Give a look in your mirror too

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are so right but you don’t expect buttafaceKerr to understand that do you?
You know she thinks there isn’t a problem in the world that one more pap session can’t fix. Just maybe just maybe this time I will convince the whole wide world that we are real and I am not a desperate fool.

His cold as ice denial said it all. I think the poster above was on to something. For some reason the fauxmance is the better option for him now until he can find a way out.

Let’s see if it holds up. What happens if she doesn’t take the hint do you think?
Do you really think he will stand up to her even more and actually call off the relationship totally?
So far all he’s done is said that he wasn’t engaged - Not that he and her were not boyfriend / girlfriend.
How long before new pics pop up - that is the question? Or will there be anymore - and there just be an announcement one way or the other - engaged or broken up - or nothing even -
if you want to know why i’m even concerned - He seems to be using her to me - but not for PR - more because he doesn’t want to be alone - he doesn’t seem to care what she does to me - or if she gets hurt by his actions or lack there of.
the reason why i care is not because I’m a shipper of hers - but because I know what it feels like to be hurt that way.
Not Good!

@sad shipper #196 @ 12/11/2008 at 5:50 pm

@mayfrayn

How would you know what Orlando would and would not do just for PR? You don’t, you just don’t want to believe it because it doesn’t fit into your fantasy of him.

No one said that a couple has to stick together like glue to be a couple, only that the facts point out that these two are papped every time they are near each other and that there is ample evidence showing that they are not together during the pap-fest free blocks of time.

And yes, we do live our lives in different ways. We don’t need to p!mp ourselves out for attention, we don’t need to lie about facts to hide the truth, we don’t need to create vulgar displays of tabloid trash of what normal, real couples would protect and defend, we don’t need to live in a fantasy world solely focused putting a fake couple on a fairy tale pedestal. So sad that you do.

to the haters @ 12/11/2008 at 5:52 pm

@200:
it’s just an illusion………cold as ice denial, uh? Yes, like Orlando’s hands on Miranda’s ass LOL

198 here,

People can only do to you what you allow. Best advice I’ve ever received.

That was a pap set up baby. That means nothing of reality.

Didn’t he take those pics before he issued that ice cold denial? Thought so.

That is true that he didn’t specifically say they weren’t dating but in context it was still very very cold. He has never admitted anything and here was his chance to finally step up to the plate and say her name at least and he didn’t. LOL! If you compare it to her “I have to fun to People Magazine to cover by a$$” denial it speaks volumes.

Don’t worry too much about Mayfrayn and her buddy. They both refuse to look at anything that might not show Orlando as the perfect prince they made him out to be. They are in the minority with all of this.

to the haters @ 12/11/2008 at 6:02 pm

@202:
I don’t know why are you calling me mayfrayn…are we close friends?LOL
Ok, let’s read your comment:
“the facts point out that these two are papped every time they are near each other and that there is ample evidence showing that they are not together during the pap-fest free blocks of time.”
These two are NOT papped every time they are near, because you don’t know when they are near. Or are you Orlando or Miranda?
And you don’t know if they are NOT TOGETHER during the pap fest free blocks of time, because…you are not Orlando or Miranda, and you are not with them. I don’t know these things either, but I avoid to criticize when I don’t know.
“So sad what you do”. Again, you don’t know me, you don’t know Orlando or Miranda. Do you like to attack and criticize people when you don’t know nothing about them? Really?

@198 from 201 @ 12/11/2008 at 6:05 pm

thanks for the advice - heard that before myself

unfortunately it’s like telling someone who has a knife plunged into their leg to - Walk it Off!

no offense - i do sincerely appreciate the concern

noticed I said leg - not back - I’ve been able to get up and walk around before with a knife in my leg / heart -

Unfortunately it does not make the pain stop hurting very well -

But like with everything else - Time will Tell won’t it - wonder if we all will still be here writing posts on this one when the next set of pics pop up - no matter how much it was set up - things hurt that remind you of the way you’ve been hurt before - but when you don’t think you deserve any better - makes it hard to way away from the one that hits you over and over - because at least it’s some attention - no matter how painful - i’ve been used too much in my life - which is why i’m able to see it for what it is - this ain’t PR people - this is a need to be loved by another -

hehehe. Not only were they before the denial but they were obvious set ups and obvious a retake of the first set. You remember those don’t you? The ones where he looked like he wanted to end his life right then and there. Didn’t someone find out the pap that took those is a well known one from the UK that does set ups for celebs?
He had to pay for Russia I guess. One set out of the whole lot where he tried a little bit. Maybe that was her mother on the other end of that phone. You know that phone that was in the pictures that the time-stamped ones showed. They showed the fake ass pda started when the pap yelled action. Bwahahahaha.

Fiuuuuuuuu! @ 12/11/2008 at 6:07 pm

@207:
sorry, but people that don’t like to criticize and attack are not a minority…luckily!

@205:wow, are you the pap that took the pictures in Venice? Or are you Orlando or Miranda? Because only they know if those pics were set up. But even if they were, who cares? We don’t give a damn about natural pics, set up pics, and so on. Is it so important for you? Any other more important things?

1) There are a few shippers and the rest are people with brains who know that a set up pap picture does not prove anything except that a picture was meant to set a scene. Thankfully there are many more people in the press that are aware of these things and very aware of what is going on.

2) Because it makes a huge difference if a picture is set up or not. Like I said in point 1, if it is set up it only shows what they were trying to convince the world of and not if it was the truth or not. Just about every cotton picking picture of these two you can see where and why it is a set up.

@210:
of course, because you are absolutely sure that in the pics at the glass shop, where Orlando looks away giving his hand to Miranda, he has seen the paps, and decide to start the set up….sorry, I didn’t think that you may know such a thing. Please, a child is more keen than you! Those pics were taken with a zoom, from long distance, it’s clearly when you see them.But I tell you that is Orlando has seen the paps, and decided to do a set up, he has done well!!! Good move boy!

@212:
have you count the shippers? Do you know exactly their numbers? Perhaps they are not here because they don’t want to loose their time in silly discussions with blind people, that don’t understand anything, want to see only what they think is the true, and not the truth itself, and have more important thing to do that write bad people on celebrities. And about this fact,. I intend not only Orlando and Miranda, but any celebrity, because I have seen that it is a common practice to attack celebrities.

Blind huh? Just like you’re blind to that denial Orly issued? Because I saw it. And it was funny. Am I blind, too?

I have a question @ 12/11/2008 at 8:16 pm

Being techno challenged, I am not really familiar with how photo accounts work, so bear with me. Wouldn’t the time stamp be when the pictures were downloaded? And not when they were taken? I know our camera downloads backwards, and the time that is listed on the pictures is the computer time, not the camera’s. Can someone help me out here?

no it wouldn’t

but even if it was he would have downloaded them in order. no reason to change that.

that is still grasping for straws anyway. we know they were set ups so it was a staged event. she knows he looked miserable in the first set so it was try again time. she doesn’t even know what real pap pics look like so its so easy to tell hers are set ups

most every time he is around her he looks pained to say the least.

Actually the time stamp would be before he told that ***** in the press he wasn’t gonna marry her. Does that answer your question?

I have several cameras from different makers. They all download in order from first to last and record the date on the camera in the timestamp. I’ve used different photo software programs and they’ve all processed the downloads this same way. The information on my photo accounts displays the the photo information attached from the camera. Not saying that yours can’t be downloading backwards, but my experience is the opposite.

She’s a model already, she wears clothers, sticks out her ass and looks like a tramp. She has phucked Orlando Bloom, and I am laying odds, that there are about a thousand other girls who can say the same thing! She isn’t anything special, and from the interviews I have got gliimpses of the girl is the ultimate bimbo.

It would be if Miranda was named Kate Bosworth. The first clue that it wasn’t the bimbo should have been that he actually looked like he liked the girl in his arms.

lol. I think the poster was just trying to piss off the dingo with that picture.

She will do ten thousand more set ups and it will only make her look more like the begging fool she is.

Too bad she is such a nutter so you can’t reason with her.

Padme the one and only @ 12/12/2008 at 12:39 pm

@212
” Thankfully there are many more people in the press that are aware of these things and very aware of what is going on.”

Saying press do you mean Wanda Rizzuto, Blogspew, Blogsworth and Delphi associated? Ah, quality journalism at its best !

Of course I’m blind to any facts that disagreed with my ideas. AS WE DO ALL.
Pot. Kettle.

nope. wasn’t referring to any of those people.

people talk. word spreads. they laugh. it’s all a joke.
the entertainment circles are small.

She is dumber then dirt too.
I saw some interviews of her and the comments from aussie people and they were saying the same thing. She has nothing to say and the little she does say is ignorant.
You’re right all she does is stick her ass out and she tries to
pass that off as talent. Here today gone tomorrow.

I bet you were not blind to the way he cut her off at the pass with those engagement lies. Don’t worry, we’ll just pretend that Cartier ring you were going on about is the real thing. ;)

Poor Padme. Always a bridesmaid, but never the dingho’s bridesmaid. Hee!

Bwhahahahaha.

It’s the joke of the town girlie.

Girl can’t handle break up so she pitches a fit and goes to the
tabloids if he doesn’t do photo sessions with her.

@mandy - exactly. Being a model, you would think she’d actually know something about fashion, but the times she’s been asked and its been on film she just comes off as a complete idiot who knows nothing about her industry.

uh… ever heard of Ted C?

ahh but there is much more then Teddy. He is just the first to say it out loud.

To all the Miranda HAters @ 12/12/2008 at 7:04 pm

This is to all the Miranda Haters, that say that Miranda and Orlando are not in love.

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/12/12/f_mirandaorlam_af3b8f4.jpg

good lord post in the 200's @ 12/12/2008 at 8:21 pm

Miranda shot down the engagement rumor before Orlando so I don’t know why all the chat on this one issue.
I don’t know how far their realtionship has gone, but I truly feel that there is real feeling between these two.
I just hope both are happy as I think everyone deserves someone to spend their life with.
Happy Holidays everyone.
Peace

All the chat is because Miranda started another engagement rumor in her hometown newspaper after she denied the first rumor. The Sunday Telegraph “exclusively revealed” the new rumor, “The revelation comes only weeks after the Brisbane-born beauty denied any wedding plans.”

The first rumor was called in the week that the VSFS was filmed and it got her a little attention, and the second rumor hit the presses a few days before the show was set to air, another ploy for attention and publicity. Glad that Orlando and his team put a definitive stop to the games she was playing with this and even better that they made her look like a fool by not acknowledging her in the denial that “HE is not engaged”.

For only twenty-five she sure has been around. I read a quote about Robert Pattinson, that said whoever he hooked up with would become really famous, so maybe she will stake him out, after all she is looking for fame and celebrity, and he has more of it than the poor has been she is with now. He is new to the game and would probably like a VS model on his arm, even a used up nasty one like her. And if he is gay, than there she is a nice little beard for him. Of course he would need to get his shots updated, as would anyone who fooled with her.

You could be on to something but I don’t know if I would wish this girl on anyone. To be honest I don’t think she will be able to get another celebrity boyfriend after this showmance ends. If people know what she is about and what she is done they won’t want to go near her if they hear she is toxic. I don’t care if she is a vs model or not if her reputation is a certain way they will know it won’t look good.

Padme the one and only @ 12/13/2008 at 9:01 am

@227
Fair enough I’ll pretend that you know what you’re talking about.

@230
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Ted Casablanca of course! Who else? Ryan Seacrest and Perez Hitlon other finest example of great journalism indeed!

Great journalism? Sorry but the New York Times isn’t going to give a flying fig about her no matter what she does.

Good way to try and spin it though. It’s the gossips that usually reveal things first and the points above were only that Ted was the first to say it. It sure does not mean he is the only one that knows what is going on.

Aw Padme, I didn’t know you cared!

(Next time you take my name in vain please post a link thank you)

Oh so good journalism to you is the Australian tabloid press, huh?

What so if it comes from the Daily Telegraph and Herald Sun it a good source of news. Yeah very reliable because MK talks to them all the time. So some Aussie gossip news is better then Ryan Seacrest and Ted C? Why.

Hey guys we should believe what some Aussie gossip mag or site says about MK, but not Ryan Seacrest. I think Australian gossip/tabloid journalism is the worst. They dont hit the nail on the head all the time either.

Orlando Needs A Serious Amount of Duck Tape For That Girls Mouth - Unless Pics Come Out Within The Next Few Days - Which has happened before - Read NY Post latest entry below

BE HONEST ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS - JERK (Orlando)

Either STOP Leading The B***** On - Or Really Propose Already

No Pics - Wonder Why?

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12132008…oon_143922.htm

NY Post’s Page Six:

December 13, 2008 —

LOVEBIRDS Miranda Kerr (above) and Orlando Bloom, rumored to be engaged, are mixing work with pleasure before celebrating the holidays. The photogenic couple flew down to the Rosewood Little Dix Bay resort on Virgin Gorda in the British Virgin Islands, where Kerr is being shot for the Victoria’s Secret catalog. In between assignments, the two were seen frolicking on the beach, throwing each other into the water and doing yoga at the resort’s spa.

lol. We may get pics again but remember the history. She has to call in a sighting that says they were all over each other since the pictuers usually show a different story.
All these sightings with too much detail reek of Carli Lying.

@ 242

Well they seemed all over each other at the Glass Shop in Venice - and those weren’t called in

What was it - Momentary Lapse of Reason on Orlando’s part

Or did all that Sexual Frustration finally get the better of him

If he would just Be Honest about how he felt - On way or The Other
He would be much happier. - I think - difficult to say - Maybe his mind doesn’t work correctly anymore -

Trying to keep her from filing a paternity suit on him - Claiming he’s the father of her child - Has got to be a drain on the man - makes me wonder if he has had sex with anyone for that reason - at least since he’s become famous - He’s smart but extremely frustrated - You can tell by the anger when he’s around her -

Nothing is more Dangerous - Than a man who is sexually frustrated

Trust me - He is - Very Frustrated - He would be much calmer and happier around her for the most part - if he wasn’t

DeaR PADME @ 12/13/2008 at 8:41 pm

You are my new best friend. lol. I love the way you write and anyone that can go toe to toe with frofro is a hero in my book. I’m sorry I just can’t even stand to read FroFro’s comments anymore not even to make a comment about them. It’s just the same boring lines over and over and over again. Keep up the good work!

P.S. and no, I’m not Miranda.

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 12:04 pm

@240
British/American/German/Australian/Russian etc. etc. yellow press are all scum of the earth.
Ryan or Paris or Ted would die to know even just the half of what I know about Orlando and Miranda, they treasure their ignorance on the subject.

you can claim you know so much - and they say - but I’m not at liberty to say

when all you really know is nada!

either spill it - or STFU about it!!!

No one would die to know what you know.
No one cares about Miranda for one thing.
The ’secrets’ that Miranda claims to know about Orlando
are not a huge deal. Who bloody cares what he is into.

You can call it the yellow press all you want baby but it doesn’t change
the facts that there are many people on to this girl.

@I Give Up:
“seemed all over each other at the Glass Shop in Venice - and those weren’t called in”

Sure they weren’t. They were shot by a British pap as an exclusive for Hello. Figures. Who else would find them? Italian paps? Gimme a break! The same way MrPaparazzi shot them in Paris (and made a comment about how boring they are and their pix don’t sell).

*sits back eagerly waiting the splashing pictures*

Butt sex, drugs, p0.rn addiction and movies. Whoopie phucking shytte.
It’s called Hollywood. Nothing shocking there.

The only thing Orlando Bloom has to be ashamed of is being associated with this nasty ***** and letting her use his name. That is harder to live down than anything else he might have done.

She on the other hand will only be known for one thing and it isn’t her “stunning looks”. Trust.

@247 and 249 @ 12/14/2008 at 1:11 pm

Ain’t that the truth. The only thing might raise a Hollyweird eyebrow or snicker is if you added incest to that threesome of a list. Or not :0.

@247 and 249 @ 12/14/2008 at 1:54 pm

Excuse me 249. Misread. It might add a fifth to your four. LOL! Which might then imply a sixth!! ROTFL!

Awww. Are we expecting new pictures of Bloom frolicking on the sand with his current squeeze then?
Hasn’t he already done those with Kate? In the Caribe too. Right before the holidays. With engagement rumours swirling then as well, IIRC.
Well we all know what happened after that, don’t we?
Lol, Robin is that you?
What? Are you going to photoshop the new one’s head over the old one’s body for budget minimum now that his retainer’s not big and juicy anymore?

***Ryan or Paris or Ted would die to know even just the half of what I know about Orlando and Miranda, they treasure their ignorance on the subject.***

So Padme, are you the ‘close source’ that spills to all these yellow press rags? Please….do tell. With friends like you around for them, maybe they dont have to do their own call ins….maybe they just use you and Chantelle because you both are just spectacular for their public reputations. Really telling if you ask me. As well, you come to Just Jared to drop your hints of your vast knowledge of them. What a joke. If you know so much and are willing to spill, why not sell it? Oh right, even the rags arent really interested in the show.

@244….wah wah wah. And you are? Exactly. A pansy ass hiding behind anon to whine about someone with an actual brain in her head and an opinion to give without the need to change my name from board to board. Yawn….if I had a dollar for every whimp who cant speak their mind openly, or throws rocks and runs away. In the words of John Bender….”B.O.O.H.O.O.”

Since you know so much, tell us what really went on with them the day of that denial hit JJ. Did he curse her out? Did he pull an Ike Turner? Something bad had to happen because you’re ignoring me every time I ask about what really happened.

While I’m at it, when’s the next pap fest? When is b!tches coming back? And what are you going to do with your bridesmaids dress?

Padme reminds me of little SekretAgentMan from the ole threads of yore. Nice to see you’ve got that spittling problem under control hun’.

Please. The only reason Bloomie was upset with her was because she let the cat out of the bag too soon. He wants to control everything to get the maxixmum fameho value from it, and she almost blew it! But once he saw his denial helped up the attention, he was cool with it. Now it’s onto the “Are they or Aren’t they” stage of the game. But don’t despair all you patsies, and don’t think for a minute that its “real”–Ted was right on about Hollywood marriages. All smoke and mirrors and nothing genuine. Compromises and agreements are made and understood. Showmances indeed. All of you are playing directly into their hands, even when you think you’re not. The only way these two are going away is if all you do.

Padme doesn’t know anything which is why she’s ignoring you. She’s a big beaneater.
Bloom must not have been too upset with her if he was mooning with her in VI. You know its coming. The fact that he continues to stay and play the game tells you all you need to know about him.

“You know its coming. The fact that he continues to stay and play the game tells you all you need to know about him.”

What’s coming?

Need Input - what should we know about him?

Don’t beat around the bush - spill what you think is really happening?

“You know its coming. The fact that he continues to stay and play the game tells you all you need to know about him.”

What’s coming?

Need Input - What “tells you all you need to know about him?”

Don’t beat around the bush - spill what you feel is really happening.

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 4:56 pm

I know more than you all do because thats the way it is. A nod is good as a wink to a blind horse. My first is in bat but not in cat. If nothing comes up she will be in Uranus this time next weekend. They will stay together or split.

WTF ? Jennifer Aniston, is that you?

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 5:38 pm

Shout out to peekaboo ;) howdy “friend”

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 5:58 pm

@262

Jennifer Aniston? what?

Somethings going to happen soon. They will spend christmas together if nothing else comes up. It may snow on christmas in London if nothing else comes up. I could **** through the eye of a spider. My first is in Sip but not in pip. What does that make?

It makes you crazy.

Right there is a 50%/50 %chance of “something” happening. Nicely placed bet you can’t loose and nice way to backtrack.

However I am 100% sure you are a nutcase.

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 6:12 pm

Loose?

You are angry because I know about Orlando and Miranda, I have a 99.9% success rate like the condom!

I can honestly say that before christmas is out you will see Orlando and Miranda. I can vouch that christmas will be celebrated by them. They will tear off gift wrap if nothing else comes up. They will get up on Christmas morning if nothing else comes up!

Ted would kill for this stuff that I know.

Place Your Bets @ 12/14/2008 at 6:14 pm

place your bets now!

how many for - Breakup?

how many for - Whatever? (If what they have is considered a relationship in this world - Thank God I don’t have to worry about ever having to be in one - No Thank You!)

Doesn’t say you will see them together just that they will be seen.

No one cares. Pictures in VI or any other place means nothing except that the little whomance goes on for the cameras.

bug off Padme

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 6:24 pm

@268

The word yes will be said by Orlando. There will be pictures. Orlando’s family will celebrate christmas AND new year. Photos in Virgin Islands may appear if nothing else comes up You will see Miranda smile.

You really got that last word thing going don’t you?

Sure there will be pictures. Old ones, new ones, manipulated ones.
Being vague are you? Why so coy now.

I’m sure Orlando will say Yes at some point and I’m sure Miranda will smile again as soon as she finds a cameraman. That’s like saying the sun will rise tomorrow.

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 6:43 pm

@270

The sun will rise tomorrow- and it shall set. People will see Orlando and Miranda. Frankie will piss and sh!t. Sidi will **** his leg. Orlando will put on fresh boxer shorts. Miranda will use a tampon before the year is out.

So she hasn’t had her period yet for this month. Oh no, neither have I. Maybe she and I are in sync. Oh nooes!

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 7:28 pm

@272

Maybe you are in synch.

Orlando will have a jerk off with a hand before the month is out. Miranda will be posing for photos before the new year.

I thought you liked Orli? Why so mean now? rofl.

Padme will be taking more meds before the year is out.

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 7:49 pm

Mean? Who is being mean? I adore them both so much! Having a jerk off from a hand is good no??

You keep saying “if nothing else comes up” like there’s something that might prevent them from getting together. Perhaps you’re not sure what their future holds because all is not well in Fairytale Land? He clearly was pissed enough to speak out against those engagement rumors and you have taken a decidedly passive-aggressive stance towards him as of late. I’m positive you and the rest of your ilk are walking on eggshells at this point. You being cryptic is confirmation of that.

If this is even the same Padme I think she is just talking bs because she is bored tonight.
She does make little digs at Bloom though which is saying something.

Must be so draining for team cabbage patch to have to live so many lies.

Apparently you think we all somehow will be devistated by new pics by Christmas. Dont flatter yourself sweetie. They have made mockeries of classy events like the Raisa Gorbachev deal, and flashed all sorts of tiitts & aasss since then. Why should set up photos bother us now after all this time? I’m with everyone else getting their bowl of Holiday popcorn and a good stiff nog ready for more show. If that is all Orlando is good for these days then I guess we will take what we can get. Poor basstarrd has stooped to this, but eh, for some reason we just cant turn away.

I’d say you need to hone your psychic abilities though. You are starting to sound like Miss Cleo. Your just a fake unless you can give specific details. That means SPECIFIC, not all that bulllshiiit you just babbled.

Speaking of a bowl of holiday goodies, I was watching the Food Network yesterday, and this one host said his mama used to make a bowl of “White Trash”. LOL! Fitting for this particular conversation. You get a vat of white chocolate and melt it, then add every kind of breakfast cereal you can think of, some nuts, some pretzels, some M&Ms, some raisins, and there you go……White Trash. I love the Food Network shows. All those hosts are going to die at 50 though with clogged arteries and heart attacks. Except the skinny little Italian biitch. She makes it all up and then only eats one bite and lets her husband eat the rest.

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 8:22 pm

LMAO!!!

Where is the digs at orlando???

Poor c.u.n.t. has lost it.

not sure she ever had it.

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 8:58 pm

You thick pieces of crap…

man=obsessed with jacking off=orlando getting/doing a jack off

WHERE IS THE INSULT?

He will ejaculate if nothing else comes up.,

If you don’t know that referring to someone jerking off like that is an insult than you need help.
I think you do know but are just changing your story. It’s like calling someone a wanker or a jerkoff.

I don’t know what’s going on but I admit it’s very entertaining! :)

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 9:22 pm

@283

You hater is thick piece of coq!!!!!

I refered to Orlando having a wank/toss off- like 99% of men do-they love it dontcha know, so whats wrong with that you phat brained wobbly bottomed piece of cordoroy!!!

It is called a nice thing to do- and I’m sure he does it plenty, are you frigid? Virgin!!

A wank is different to a wanker- get that? You call Miranda stupid, you are the thickest piece of globularred snot I have ever had the misfortune to speak to!

For the rest of you:
Photos will come out. Orlando and Miranda will draw the drapes if nothing else comes up- trust.

I think this babbling loon is trying to tell us that Orlando is going to perform a bukkake session on the dingho in public. Try to act surprised when the pics surface.

I’m just unsure of where all this “Orlando loves to jack off” stuff comes from. Firstly, every man loves to jack off - I swear they are born with their hand around their unit - and if not, they eventually find it (and giggle ferociously once they do), even before they can walk and talk. Secondly, was he caught jacking off in a public place or something? Did I miss some ‘breaking news’ alert ala George Michael/Paul Ruebens style? We know the pics posted earlier were fakes, as well as the one rita just decided to grace us with (the original of that pic is him with a shot glass or something, not a deform peen in his face). Hey rita, werent you the one who reported that last set, and werent you the one who found the original? So why the new manip from you? My hell……people call me crazy and delusional, and look at all the shiitt on this thread that goes wayyyyyy beyond that! Staggering really.

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 9:31 pm

@286

LOL if you think that then you really are what I said you were above, as I know only ONE person would think how you are- what a joke you are you ugly, retarded, conspiracy theorist, make anything fit for your wacked out theory - you are one piece of gone off haddock!

I’m not the same rita as the one who reported the others- I’m not a miserable b!tch, I am the one who posted the shot glass/****.

BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE
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BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE
BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE
BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE
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BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE
BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE BUKKAKE

Jaded - we are two sane people standing in a room full of whack. Any exit strategies come to mind?

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 9:41 pm

@290

Bukkake? Are you speaking from experience here? Urgh and we want to know why?? You let a man come onto your body- then you degrade yourself! You ought to be ashamed of yourself thinking everyone is at your standard, go and watch some P0RN to relieve yourself- poor h8ter gets no real action as no man would come near, only to bukkake.

Only love and romance in the photos that will come out.

HAHAHAHAHA! You’re the one going on about about Orlando jacking off and the dingho getting her period, but I’m disgusting because you’re having mental pictures of OB defiling your precious Miranda? You’re acting like this would be out of character for her.

BUKKAKE

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 9:56 pm

@293

LOL whispering bukkake to me doesn’t turn me on. You are the one who has a problem of a man masturbating to enjoy himself, I never mentioned anything but that, so what is with the making stories up flabby lard thighs? Poke the crazies and they come out- but in your case it is just YOU. How sad for you, you have shown you are the maddest idiot for making stories up to fit your little dreams- you disgust me, masturbation and periods are nature- bukkake is degrading and from p0rn. Don’t judge Miranda by what you would let a man do- philthy s!ut!

Maybe someone needs to check and see if an asylum somewhere is missing a patient. The Padme chick is getting scary, like slice and dice scary.

Miranda is degrading and from p0rn. All these pap fests are the equivalent of prostitution. As if stripping down naked or getting her flat ass grabbed in a glass shop would get her jobs. I love that I have antagonized you the same way you have done to others for months. Now run along and crawl back to your padded cell so you can settle in for the night, mmkay?

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 10:08 pm

The person who broke from the asylum is the person with the jacking off as if its a bad thing and bukkake obsession- if you can’t see what has gone on here you need help- seriously.

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 10:17 pm

@296

bwhahahahaha!! You amuse me you foolish freak. A delphian- you give them a bad name.

There is a big difference to posing in underwear and be photographed being affectionate with your partner in a shop than having a group of men come on you in a gangbang- you have ridiculous notions, and have a mind that is despicable. The only insane cretin I see here is you, you have made a fool of yourself by making the mistake of thinking that I was getting at something far worse than I was-that is the mind of someone with a personality disorder m’dear- you should be in p0rn yourself,it seems you know all the tricks- you are a funny contradiction- you are sickened by a natural act of male masurbation yet know and seem to get a thrill of a degrading act like bukkake- freak is your name, being a freak is your game.

This is getting good! @ 12/14/2008 at 10:19 pm

Padme, you are really upset that Randamay has been reduced to a sexual prop, aren’t you? She struts around half naked, preening an blowing kisses as if anyone admiring her has a shot at her. She sells sex. Her whole image is sex. Are you really surprised that she is thought of in such a way? You shouldn’t be.

new poster here padme - not the one you have been conversing with lately

it’s not that jacking off is a bad thing

however it is how girls who have just been dumped by their boyfriends - throw insults at them

in other words what they are saying is that -

“since you don’t want me in your life - the only other way you can relieve yourself is by jacking off.”

something tells me that Orlando is too affectionate other ways for that to be enough to keep him satisfied - He strikes me as the more caressing and loving person - than just a romp in the sack

problem seems to be he has yet to find the one whom he can trust to keep his private life private

MK strikes me as the type that feels - “it’s not real unless everyone else on the planet knows about it - and the plus side is that since he is adored by so many - they will all be so envious of me.”

Dream on Girlie - Dream On

By The Way - Everyone keeps talking about the fact that she “lied about her age.” - so how old is the little girl - 16 or 18 - maturity wise or mentally i would say around 10 or 12 myself -

Padme the one and only @ 12/14/2008 at 10:26 pm

@299
So you are saying because of what Miranda does she deserves Orlando to what next?? Rape her because she is asking for it- think about what you are saying as you are now being offensive to your gender. If he thinks like you then she deserves better.

@300

Hide yourself a bit better I can tell- same person all the time as only one person would believe what they are saying!

Anyway, it has been fun- and I know some of you “got” it.. shame about the lonely floppy coq that didn’t!

This is getting good! @ 12/14/2008 at 10:36 pm

You are are jumping the gun here making statements about rape and you are offensive to yourself rattling on like you’ve been doing for all these months. I see it’s finally catching up to you. Maybe you need to take a break. She’s not getting famous any time soon.

I wonder if Matt Kerr is in on this shiz. It seems like something he would do because he is a little effed up. I would be surprised at this point.

Man forget the Tom Cruise ***** this is way better than that. This is too crazy. I wonder how Miranda Kerr and her family and friends think about this. Well that is if she isnt the ony posting all this crap with her family and friends.

What does she do for you, let you watch? Is that why you act like such a moran, and on good days you get to be part of a threesome, maybe your the one with his coq in your hand.

In stead of the title Miranda Kerr’ flirts, I would like to see a rerun of the huge picture of her with the words “She is *******g Orlando Bloom that was plastered across E and E online. After all this time, it is really all she has going for her. One day she will pull her preserved copy out, and say to her grandchildren of three and four, see this is when Grandma was famous, I want you to all grow up to ***** famous people too, and I will teach you how,. That is how sick she and the rest of her white trash family are.

LOL, but ya never know.
Didn’t sombody j/k about siblings and multiples and movies upthread and then d@mn! but somebody got agitated!!

the noose is loose? @ 12/15/2008 at 1:15 pm

@304-
is that why sweet widdle paddy’s so upset?
Somebody’s tipped his/her hand? Her superseckret secrets which must not be spoken ain’t worth much anymore?
He/She is just a common little in the dark blog sniper like everyone else?
Except she needs a few more meds.
And maybe some neutering.
To help with those overactive hormones and that OTP little obsession, you know?

What do you mean -

“the noose is loose?”

well tighten it back up and let her hang herself already.

hasn’t she been given enough rope to hang herself with yet.

Lol. I see your point. I meant his actually. Maybe I should have said the leash is loose?

thank you for clarifying that

now lets see what move he makes next

of course he could really go into hiding now - if he truly is free from her

only 3 people may ever really know the truth if he does go into hiding - which he is very capable of doing if he wishes

him - her - and the one he is really in love with - hopefully he will find her soon

best wishes orli if you are listening - may you and your soul mate find every happiness together and forever

happy holidays everyone

new year coming soon - new hopes and dreams to follow as well

I expect many many more papfests. Whether with this particular twinkie or a parade of new ones. What else does he have to do?
I suspect the only one he’ll ever truly love is himself.

time will tell…

but whether the only one he’ll ever truly love is himself or not…

i have a feeling that someone very special out there not related to him and someone he’s never met - loves him just as much as he loves himself - possibly more

it’s up to him to choose

hopefully he will choose wisely

there is always hope if nothing else

side note - just saw the new X-Men Origins trailer premier on My Space - In case anyone wants to view it - That movie just might get me to go back to see them in the theaters - very powerful looking film - same with Angels and Demons - Hope you enjoy

http://www.myspace.com/trailerpark

- scroll down to click on the link below - its the first picture - not sure if the link below will work - which is why i put in the link above

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=75760752

Padme the one and only @ 12/15/2008 at 4:43 pm

He will marry mayfrayn

whatever makes him happy

but no one - and I mean NO ONE Here or Anywhere Else - Has the Right or Invitation - To Tell Him What To Do - Or Who He Should Be With

That is His and ONLY HIS Decision To Make

No ONE - I Don’t Care Who You Think You Are - Or What You Are - Has The Right or Knowledge To Make That Decision For Him

So To All Those Who Think or Say they Know What His Every Move Should and Will Be - F.O.

The only one who knows - Is Him - That’s The Way It Always Will Be

Whether He is ever Married To Anyone or Not!

Padme the one and only @ 12/15/2008 at 6:23 pm

Wow somebody is pretending to be me, what a ridicolous moron!
Just for the record, my last real comment is @245

@247
If you don’t care about her/him what are you doing here? Trying to fill up your dissatisfied life?

Sex, drugs, home made videos? Is all you can do? Ewwwwwwwwwwwww pokey brains, quite disappointing guys.

Destiny is a choice @ 12/15/2008 at 6:31 pm

Hope springs eternal for some, #312. Interesting concept that someone whom he’s never met loves him. How can you love someone without ever having met that person? How can you love someone without ever having gotten to know that person? You can have an instant chemistry with someone, but actually loving someone requires much more. I guess people meet online these days and can click together and fall in love. But other than that, it seems unlikely. I think it’s possible to feel a connection with someone, even from a distance, but I wouldn’t call that love. If this someone loves what he *presented* himself to be, or what his pr team or publicity people put out there, or was drawn to Bloom’s *image,* then he or she may end up very disappointed in the reality that may be Orlando Bloom. If he or she is out there, he or she may have moved on and may not be waiting. You seem to *assume* the choice is *his* and his alone to make, but relationships, no matter what their nature or what gender base, require at least TWO parties to agree, to consent, to compromise, to share, to communicate, to give, to be honest and to make sacrifices. Successful relationships also require self awareness, especially if they are to last. Living a lie, lying to oneself and others, or concealing the truth for selfish reasons or personal gain will eventually backfire. I hope Orlando understands these things. I do wish him peace and inner fulfillment, but I sense he is a very, very lost soul right now. He will never find someone to love him or have meaningful relationships with people - especially women - at the rate he’s going and with the choices he’s making as of late. And it’s a shame. But as #314 said, and I wholeheartedly agree, all of this is HIS choice to make and no one else’s. If he’d like to keep his choices to himself, that too is his choice to make. Or not. As he wishes. So far, it seems to me that many of his choices have been made quite public. Over the years, our choices reveal something about who and what we are, and what be believe in and value. What if Bloom’s ’soul mate’ has made his or her own choice already - the choice not to wait? What if he or she has different beliefs or a different religion, or is very religious? Or not a Buddhist? Someone out there whom he has never met who loves him may not have loved him at all, but rather loved his *image* or a lie. Or he or she may have had what some call a connection, but the time for exploring that connection may have passed, for all we know. Enjoyed your post, #312 and #314. It was thought provoking. I do hope Orlando hasn’t missed his ship.

Padme the one and only @ 12/15/2008 at 6:35 pm

@315 Stop pretending to be me you idiot! How ridiculous-get a life!!

just got back from a club (live in London) and i saw Orlando Bloom macking on this hot blonde. her tits were definitely fake i can tell you that much

@ Destiny is a choice @ 12/15/2008 at 7:54 pm

The choice is to decided which road to take that leads you to your destiny -

“Two Roads Diverged In A Yellow Wood - And I - I Took The Road That Is Less Traveled By - And That Has Made All The Difference” - From a Poem by Robert Frost

“None of us know our end really - A King may move a man - A father may claim a son - But that man may also move himself - Only then does that man truly begin his own game - Remember how so ever you are played - or by whom - your soul is in your keeping alone.”

“It is a Kingdom of Conscience or Nothing.”

“The Trick Is - Living With Yourself Forever.”

Living with the Choices you make

But once the choice is made - Then Destiny Does Take Over - After that all you have control over - is how you respond to the outcome of the choices you have made

“All you have to decide - Is what to do with the time that is given to you.”

Even though you have no idea how much time you really have in front of you.

I’ve heard a lot of people say - what if you end up waiting until your 90

I say - I don’t know if I’m going to live until I’m 90.

I’m waiting for the one that stirs in me those emotions for which there are no words

I have no idea who or even what that person - demon - whatever may be.

My options and my heart are wide open to all possibilities.

Thank you for your compliment on my posts

This post and reply comes to you from Posts # 308 - 310 - 312 - 314

Yes I have quoted lines from three movies Orlando has starred in - in this post - Kingdom of Heaven - Pirates 3 - Fellowship of the Ring

Thank you for reading.

Orlando Bloom will NEVER work again, trust me all people want to cast in their movies for a British guy is:

BEN BARNES
DOMINIC COOPER
BEN WISHAW
ROBERT PATTINSON

Those are the actors Bloom has to beat and he has NO CHANCE- the sorry reality is he had filled a little corner of the market called pretty boy teen idol- he had NOTHING else going for him, the guys above have that in common with Bloom- BUT they can actually act and are well liked in the Industry- Bloom is not.

He is just an aged has been who is losing his looks by the second, and thinks having the MOST unattractive VS model on his arm (I will always love you Marisa!) is enough to keep his name out there- fact is it isnt working, that is why they are paying pap agencies to take their photographs with their badly acted antics- my girlfriend showed me the HELLO mag and I laughed my sexy **** off at the obvious “exclusive” they obviously had with a crap “sell you soul” magazine like HELLO- THIS ladies is Bloom- he has sunk so low and he will not get out, no wonder a lot of his fans have gone to the Actors I mentioned above.

If Miranda Kerr had any brains she would jump off this sinking ship that is Bloom and keep hold of the bit of career she has left, as everything Bloom touches turns to poison, and as I have nothing against the girl (apart from the fact she aint marisa) she will be his next victim- her career will be in a worse state.

Thanks for listening-glad I dropped in :)

Jamie (PETER PIPER)

Miranda Kerr has no brains, just watch any interview with her and tha’s very obvious. She’s also no victim, she’s been using him for publicity for a long time, now she just has him going along with it since he can’t get any on his own. Her career is going no where, he can’t hurt it any worse. She’s been modeling for 12 years and she has a couple of contracts to do some catalog work but will never amount to anything more- with or without Orlando. They’re both bottoming out in their careers and trying to breathe some life before they’re officially pronounced dead by putting a showmance on for display for publicity as the poor man’s Leo and Gisele/Bar. Orlando, Miranda, and the “relationship” they put on display are all jokes that are being laughed at far and wide.

@319 - What are you on?

Why - you want some?

@323 - I just might.

@Veritas from 323 Tempus Fugit @ 12/15/2008 at 10:56 pm

“@323 - I just might”

If you are just being silly - then I apologize for taking this seriously.

If you want to know what I’m on - to me I like to think of it as Honesty - I hope - I suffer from severe panic attacks - so yes I am on medication - and I do not find it very funny - no my meds are fine - but i do need a place to have therapy sessions without having to pay too much for it - the pills and doctor visits are expensive enough.

But I could always use another friend.

Decided to give myself a name that I think I’ll stick to from now on.

Tempus Fugit

As a writer I like to change around the names I give myself.

If you have a my space profile - you can contact me here

http://www.myspace.com/sacred_guardian

if not this is an email you can reach me at

anglhwke37@live.com

I like to chat - so feel free to stop by - to learn more about me - you need to check out my profile on my space first - make sure to read my blogs if you want to learn more

Take care,
Angel

Destiny is a choice @ 12/15/2008 at 11:41 pm

The following are great posts IMO by Fro-Fro, and I appreciate her efforts to express herself by focusing on *issues* rather than personal attacks. I have read all the posts in this thread to see what people were saying. These paragraphs really stood out for me. Quoting Fro-Fro as follows, but changing the gender to male, the occupation to actor, and the person to Orlando, we arrive at what some would say is a reflection of Orlando Bloom today, and it reflects an image/pr/publicity house he spent years building on weak and shifting sand:

“Nobody is claiming he isnt sucessful to a degree, because as an actor he has done quite well, but its all the bull shiiit he tries to get people to believe that makes people not like him. WTF is wrong with just stating things as they are? Does he have to lie and cheat to get what he wants in life? Where is the self-respect in that, and moreso, does he really think that kind of behavior is going to earn the respect of the public watching? Thats right….he is a public person. He does interviews, and all sorts of other stuff to get his name out there, so just because some people are analytical enough to question when some things dont add up, does it mean we cant say our thoughts on it when we see others using those same things to dish out the accolades? He puts it out there……he should expect it. If he wanted to be private he would say nothing and not be seen, just like many celebrities are able to do.”

Those who have followed Bloom’s career almost since the first LOTR film may have gradually observed how his image often conflicted with his actions, his stated words often contradicted his public conduct, his refusal to take a stand and issue timely statements often contributed to infighting amongst his fans and the fans of his actress and model girlfriends, and his stated desire for keeping his private life private often ran counter to the choices he repeatedly made in regard to his girlfriends over the years. Keeping my personal views as stated here in mind, I’d like to suggest that Orlando Bloom is the metaphorical equivalent of “said ice cream shop” in the following paragraph. Quoting Fro-Fro again:

“You have a valid point, but lets assume that said ice cream shop was claiming to sell ice cream that was pure, natural, no additives or anything fake, and made you actually lose weight, but in reality, it was a sham. I guess I would feel compelled to then enter said ice cream shop and share the realities with the customers, and tell the owners what I thought. They can refute me because of course they would have something to lose if people exposed them as scam artists and liars. Hell, even some of the customers would call me delusional because they just wouldnt want to accept that their favorite ice cream wasnt all they were sold it was…..”

When that ice cream shop is very popular and has a great deal of money invested in it, not to mention powerful pr strings behind it, and possibly a few things it wishes to keep from the public, attempting to expose it for being less than what it pretends to be can have dire consequences. If Orlando’s ’soul mate’ has observed any of this or shares any of these opinions, it would be interesting to know what the basis of his or her love for Bloom would be. An actress or a model with greed and career ambition will gladly look the other way and ignore Bloom’s character flaws or insensitive ungallant treatment of women over the years, but a soul mate who attempts to see the truth and to see him for who and what he is may hold him accountable for everything he may have done or participated in, including misrepresentation of himself to his fandom as well as a refusal to take a firm stand without any ambiguity. I sadly fear that his ’soul mate,’ whomever he or she may be, should that person enter his life, will look the other way instead of holding him accountable for his actions and choices, and instead of encouraging his personal growth and greater self awareness, he or she will be looking at dollar signs, expensive lodgings, private schools for the children, bragging rights and a means of making use of him.

Sound familiar? Orlando Bloom will have to change in order for his life to change. Period. The people who are drawn to him are drawn to him for a reason, and vice versa. His life is a reflection of who and what he is and what he values. The same applies to ALL of us. It would be a shame if key opportunities have already presented themselves to him, both personal and professional, only to have been passed by because he was too busy, too distracted, too ambitious, too in love with status or celebrity, too arrogant or too insecure. Time waits for no one, including movie stars.

Tempus Fugit @ 12/16/2008 at 12:25 am

@ Destiny is a choice

I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your post.

Thank you for sharing your thoughts and feelings.

Very nicely put - I agree with you whole heartedly as well.

This is the poster #312 - #314 - #319 - #325

I don’t know what is to happen down the road with Orlando - But I do agree that he does need to start taking responsibility for his actions.

I have been a fan since November 2003 - when I saw Pirates on DVD

Didn’t really pay too much attention to his actions - or what he was like in interviews.

I do like to think that their is good in everyone - even if it takes them a while to find it.

I’m not much of a fan of him or any celebrities anymore -

but I have known people in my life - co-workers - class mates - etc… who to me are no different in their actions and treatment of others.

In fact in Pirates 3 - both in the movie as the character Will Turner - and when he was doing interviews around that time promoting Pirates 2 and Haven - Orlando reminded me so much of this one guy I had known before and had believed with all my heart and soul was my soul mate -

Orlando did not seem very appealing to me - as all the female and maybe male guests of the talk shows seem to think he was.

Even though I do not know Orlando personally - He actually scared me really bad - because I had forgotten how much pain that the guy I knew before had caused me - emotionally

The guy I knew before helped contribute to the panic disorder I was already on medication for.

I wish that someone whom Orlando trusts and knows would put a mirror up in front of him and show him the image he has been projecting to others lately.

I feel that maybe it might help him to see things a bit more clearly - I hope.

difficult to say - but i like to believe in others - until there comes a time to not believe in them.

Angel / anglhwke37@live.com

http://www.myspace.com/sacred_guardian

@Tempus Fugit (325) - sorry, I was just being silly, your post just seemed a bit too philosophical for this kind of website, that’s all. I don’t find the fact that you’re on meds funny at all, honestly I don’t.

to all our peeps @ 12/16/2008 at 2:34 am

Been an amusing 328+ posts. Definitely more amusing than the couple themselves. They’ve been deplorably predictable lately. You peeps, however, have taken a ride to the far side and back. Well done all of you. It’s a good thread that reaches this level sarcasm, irony, fantasy and derision. Much more interesting that the usual haterz/shippers crap that usually gets spewed.

on her way out @ 12/16/2008 at 3:46 am

twelve years of modeling and the biggest gig she has had is VS, and they use her far less than most of the other girls. She lasted for Maybelline and Clinque for less than a year, no major designers at all, just a department store in OZ that most people have never heard from. She had her chances and even with a celebrity actor she couldn’t get better, She is so, on her way out. Her career is on it’s downward slide into oblivion, and she is going with it,.

Less than a year with both Clinque and Mabyeline? Wow that pretty much sums it all up then doesn’t it? Miranda and her people are good at selling her as this nice sweet county girl but then once you get to know her she is anything but that and usually leaves behind a lot of enemies. It looks like David Jones had the same experience but yet they made the mistake of signing her for five years. At least we know they are only paying her chump change so not too big of a loss.

Bloom is being a jerk all the way around so I’m not going to let him off scott free but I can see where she pitched herself as the sweet county girl to him too and he soon found just how not true that was. Maybe that is why he acts like he can’t stand being around her. The shippers will use the Venice glass shopt pictures to say that isn’t true but everyong else can see (and the timestamps too) that they were redos and he finally acted his role for once.

Wow she is just one sad story. She can’t keep a good modeling gig, she has to lie all the time about her “success”. She has to use a pretend boyfriend to get any press at all and she seems to have no shame about it at all. It’s no wonder she isn’t letting go of this showmance too easily since it’s the only thing she has.
Too bad it was all a lie Miranda!!!!!!

FTR She is still the face of Clinique ‘Happy’. She is in their current ad in all of the mags. Close up of her face, huge smile and funky orange wig. Vey cute. Also, VS is not a big gig for a model. It is a HUUUUGGGGE gig. The VS Angels are some of the highest paid contract models out there. And they use her a tremendous amount. Just check out their preview 09, for their resort wear. She is all over it. Plus, she will be on the cover of their next catalog. Heidi and Adriana are still their top girls, but Miranda, Marisa and Doutzen are ALL being heavily promoted.
Hate all you want, but at least try to get your facts straight.

BS! We know Miranda is not paid big bucks. That myth was proved wrong many times.
VS is not a huge deal in the modeling world AT ALL.
It is not respected in the fashion world or top designers.

Miranda was given the “end of year sale” for VS. lol. The discount crap suits her doesn’t it? I guess they had to put her somewhere if she is still on the payroll.

I have a relative who was the Chariie Girl and the face of the perfume years ago. She is just a normal woman who has a family now. She did some covers and things in her day but now she lives a normal life and is very happy with it. There are very few who become super famous and Miranda Kerr thinks she is going to be one of them but she isn’t. Models are a dime a dozen. She has done just okay and not great. The Charlie Girl was bigger then Miranda in her day and now no one knows her. That’s fine, she isn’t a fameho just a girl who was asked to model so she did. The point is it isn’t a big deal like Miranda tries to make it out to be and you won’t be remembered forever or lofl get a star on the Hollywood Blvd for that.
She takes a few pics -mostly in her undies. This isn’t the idea of great success for most people. I guess for her that is all she has to hang on to though.

Yo Bozo, that clown pic she took with the red wig was taken over a year ago. It’s from December 2007.
They may have used a picture of her again but she is not the face for Clinque by any means. When will you people start telling the truth?

uhmmmm, no matter when the picture was taken, they used it in their latest campaign…ergo, she IS the face of the perfume.
DOH!

And @334
Miranda has said over and over that she knows that modelling will not last forever, and that she has other plans for the rest of her life. The belief that she thinks that she is the next big thing is all in the minds of the “haters”. She has never said anything of the kind.

@333
No matter what you want to believe, ALL of the angels make good money. And when you are saying that the “discount crap suits her”, I guess that it also suits Adriana and Heidi, too. They have also been on the covers of VS sale magazines. Of course, if Doutzen was on the cover of the latest sale, you would be claiming that it was proof that VS loved her. The double standard with the “haters” will always win over logic, I guess.

It takes more than a single ad in an entire year to make someone “the face” of a product, especially if the company couldn’t even be bothered to call her in for another photoshoot and just used an old pic to save some money. She is “a face” in an ad. Just like she is “a face” for VS, but not “the face” of their lingerie, swimwear, makeup or beauty lines like Adriana, Doutzen, Heidi, Alessandra and Marissa are. Heck, MK wasn’t even invited to the ribbon cutting at the NY store like the rest of the girls were. I bet she was really embarrassed when she showed up in her repeat red dress that night thinking they were all wearing red together, only to find out that she wasn’t invited to the earlier event when everyone wore red.

She is the face of their Resort collection. What is Doutzen the face of?

Supermodel Obsession lingerie line for VS, as well as L’Oreal, Calvin Klein, Calvin Klein Eternity, 7 For All Mankind

Miranda is “a face” in a catalog, not “the face” of a line.

ROFL. I bet that’s why they used that picture too. They wanted to save money since the economy is bad so used last Christmas pictures. She hasn’t been working for them for a long time. lol.

@339 Very true. She is not “the face” of anything. She is in a freaking ad for them-thats it. Doh.

$250,000 a year for three years is not a lot of money if you need that to be set for life.

After taxes and after a mortage payment she probably has 100,000 a year for three years. She probably spent most of it thinking she was going to hit it big.

If you add the peanuts she gets from David Jones it’s still not enough to be set for life when these are done.

Miranda is not making the millions she claims to. If she was why would she even take the David Jones job to begin with? Maybe it was because she needed a job.

No you fool. It doesn’t mean that at all. They own the picture so if they want to save a few bucks this year and run last years ad they can.
If she was really their “it girl” of the moment they would at least get her in for some new pictures.
It’s embarrassing how much the KerrTeam tries to spin her getting a ad in a magazine into her being the “face” of a line. Desperation.

That 250,000 figure was made up by the loons at Delphi. Repeating something over and over doesn’t make it fact. Angels, ALL OF THEM (even Selita) earn millions every year of their contract. She DID hit it big.
Becoming an Angel equals success for a model. If you claim anything else, you are letting your dislike interfere with your reason. Anyone who says that she isn’t a successful model is wearing blinders. You have the right to say that she isn’t AS successful as some of the other girls, but you could say the same thing about Doutzen. She isn’t as successful as Adriana. Adriana isn’t as successful as Heidi, heidi isn’t as successful as Gisele. Gisele isn’t as successful as Kate. etc. etc.

That WAS NOT made up by anyone at delphi. That was from the Daily Telegraph. The same people who use to plug her like no one else.
The same ones who thought they were bragging by revealing her new
“six figures for five years” salary for David Jones.
So if they aren’t to be taken serious should we consider everything else they said about her to be bullshyte too?

They didn’t make it up either. They were doing their reseach when it ws debated and came back with that from ‘industry insiders’.
No way in hell would she be making millions and then turn around and accept a mere 100,000 a year (tops!) from David Jones.

How can anyone say that she isn’t successful?

Clinique doesn’t market their products using “Faces”. Not like Lauder or Lancome or Arden or L’Oreal , etc. etc. Never have, never will. Their focus is on the product and not on a celebrity face hired to hype an image and/or be a spokesmodel for their brand. She was hired, as a generic non-Face model(nothing to be ashamed of), for a perfume ad over a year ago; Clinique has chosen to use it again for promoting their perfume during the prime holiday shopping season. The #1 time for scent buying the whole year btw. Clinique owns the pictures and this recycling of promotional material is not unusual for Clinique, but in no way makes her a “Face” for their brand.

No one said she didn’t have any success. People are commenting on the usual bullcrap and spin put out there by her, her pr and her family. She has had moderate success as an average catalog model.
She is second or third tier for VS and underwear store that also sells some clothes in the under fifty dollar range. Not high fashion at all.
She was signed for David Jones but was quickly demoted and they got back negative market research on her. She does not make a large salary from them at all.
Other then that she has worked a little bit here and there, like doing this ad for clinque but nothing that is significant. It is an ad. She is not the face of clinque but yet the supporters were trying to spin it that way until they were called on it today when it was revealed it was a year old photo being recycled.

Now how can you call it spin to say CPK is The Face of Clinique? Next thing you’ll be telling me is that you’re doubting that her brother is the Head Chef at Denny’s!

Her supporters spin it to make her look like the next Gisele. Her detractors spin it to make her look like she models for wal-Mart. Both sides are wrong.

FTR she was never demoted by David Jones. Meagan was named the Brand Ambassador as soon as she left the runway. Miranda’s position as Fashion Ambassador has not changed.

Geez guys @ 12/16/2008 at 3:38 pm

Come on now we all know how big Victoria Secret is, other sh!tty Designers like Dolce and Gabbana and Chanel and Valentino and Vera Wang Prada are just not high enough up there. We all know that VS is was beyond that. We all know what good quality and classy goods that good old VS holds. Who cares about having a contract with any of those famous fashion designers. They are nothing and will never be as AMAZING VICTORIA SECRET!

Duh! I cant believe you guys didn’t know that one. (end of sarcasm rant)

Miranda Kerr

Measurements: Bust 81cm, waist 61cm, hips 86cm

Brand: Victoria’s Secret

Endorsement deal: She has a contract as a Victoria’s Secret angel that insiders say is for three years and worth $750,000.

“She’s doing a lot of work with the brand, outside catalogue and print. She also has lots of things going on in different markets.”

Bod pros: Kerr promotes her body as a temple of wellbeing and launched her book, Treasure Yourself, as a bible for the mind, body and soul.

Bod cons: She has to come out of famous boyfriend Orlando Bloom’s shadow and develop her own brand identity to sustain her long-term fame in the US.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24546065-5009160,00.html

Sorry but VS is a lot closer to wal-mart then it is to Dolce and Gabbana. Their clothes sell for around the same price and that is not a joke.

LOL, long term fame in the US, ***** that, ha, that **** b!tch wants to be a household name here, she needs to take her fug mug back to Australia, isn’t she popular over there at least. No one here cares about her. No one wants to get to know her either, everyone wants Adriana or Heidi or Gisele. No one wants some dumb bimbo from Aus over here, we already got some cheap ***** running around.

That’s not true. There was a big article about Megan being called back in and she agreed to stay on. That was not always the way it was. Miranda was billed as the new face of dj’s and then she took a back seat after just one show. Besides that there was very negative market research results on her likeability and even writers in sydney were saying she just didn’t have what it takes to carry it on her own.
She is almost 26 now isn’t she?

yup, there it is @ 12/16/2008 at 4:11 pm

Somehow I think Doutzen gets a little more than $250K a year……

Not only are there taxes and mortgages to pay from that, but agent and publicist fees, as well as photogs for books and misc business expenses. Oh and pap fees of course…unless she had a moment of wisdom and negotiated for Bloom to pay for those bits.

@349- Hon, those articles about DJs surprise and disappointment in her reception came from DJs own people. Now granted, that Marketing Director might not be employed by DJs after this elemental fail….but even people way outside the fandom “haters” have observed that this was all about getting Bloom tied to the DJs name. But it seems their paying clientele aren’t buying her and this charade.

She is going to be 26 next year, it’s sad that she become well known when she is so much older than other models that already made it. In 5 years she will be 30, she says she wants to retire from modeling and live on some solar powered farm or some shiz like that. But didn’t Orlando say he wanted to be with a woman that worked and not just stayed at home all day taking care of him? What is Miranda going to do then if she wants to be a house wife on a farm?

I wouldn’t be surprised if Blowmie isn’t getting a little somethin’ somethin’ from DJs anyhow. Why not, right? He’s sold off everything else of worth in his life. Pimps his relationships, cries about the human condition but invests in places like Dubai, jumps on the Obama wagon waaay after it becomes clear the Hollywood favorite’s got the election in the bag…although Blowmie has backed off from the environmental schtick after his fans started questioning his actual actions, or is that just because it’s not trendy anymore?

You forgot parties it up on UNICEFs dime

exactly. Girlfriend needs a job or a next victim.

lol Miranda, I can’t wait to see what kind of success your life changing book is going to have. The world awaits your wisdom. How have we come this far without the wise words from the catalog girl.
Obama,-shama, We get the catalog girl

Miranda kerr @ 12/16/2008 at 7:33 pm

@#355

an downt forghet thos astrownomikal kenull feez

@Destiny is a choice - thanks for the compliments on my posts (I dont get many lol) but I have to disagree somewhat with inserting Orlando’s name in the same context. I do agree that he has changed to some degree from the person we were introduced to 8 years ago, but I dont think that fame (and famewhoring) have been or always were his ambition. Kerr on the otherhand has displayed that type of hypocritical behavior since people started uttering her name wondering who it was that Bloom was being seen around with. I do agree however that who we surround ourselves with is a reflection of who we are (or might be and cant face). I think the same can be said for famers and non-famers alike.

For the person trying to defend Kerr’s career and behavior since post 328 on, yes she is fairly sucessful as a model, that is clear if you look at how many models or aspiring models are out there seeing as most end up doing “dial a girlfriend” commercials, nudie mags, or some Vegas style schlip of some kind. She is in the top percentiles if you look at it that way, but heres the point that is being overlooked from the other angle. Since being spotted with Bloom in March of 2007, she spent the first 9 or so months of that, and her family as well, making comments about her sucess levels that were lies. Kerr does not command millions, as her mom stated. She just doesnt. The work she does is not a reflection of that. The girls that command millions are the girls you know by first name only. You know who they are, and what they do. Miranda has some sucess under her belt, but she and her family have lied and puffed that success up thinking people are stupid and will just buy it. Their was certain disclaimer type wording used in that Forbes article that proves where those puffed up numbers came from, and then to top it off with whipped cream, Gisele (the only one with nothing to lose by blowing the thing wide open by spilling the truth) came out with a counter statement wanting to know who was getting all that money that Forbes claimed she was making! LOL! I’d like to place bets that Forbes doesnt include Ms Gisele in their annual puff ball article next year. True, we focus on mocking Miranda, because she focused on mocking Orlando’s fandom right from the start. Some choose to forget things she has said and done on the boards and in interviews from the start. Thats their choice. But, the arguement can be defended from both sides. To me she has proven to be a liar and a cheater, and seems to be VERY hungry for more and more fame, and there’s the conundrum - professing to want simple homey family warm fuzzy things in life, and modeling is not her aspiration for life, just doesnt sell. It just doesnt. She represents the exact opposite, and her image is two-faced. If she just was who she really is, then people would probably tend to respect her more, but she isnt what she tries to sell. Hope that makes sense. I think her trying to sell herself as a good role model for young girls is even more appalling. I’d shjit a brick if my 13 year old daughter came home with that book in her hand saying she wanted to be like Miranda. I’d certainly make it a point to raise my complaints about it on more than just a gossip blog - thats for sure.

So back to Destiny, this person who Bloom chooses to keep company with every 4 to 6 weeks, really boggles the mind. Im not his mom or his sister, so really, my opinion is just that, an opinion, but she is the dulling oxygen to his silvery shine. Too bad really, because although celebs get cut break after break, there comes a time when people just dont want to watch their downfall anymore.

When did he “party” on UNICEF’s dime? If anything, he has saved them a ton of money. When he travels for them, he doesn’t bring an entourage of 50, and often tailors the trip in conjunction with work. He has saved them a bunch of money on airfare alone. He flew to Nepal the first time, when he was already in Hong Kong talking to Johnny To. Much cheaper than flying from either LA or London. He flew to Moscow on Land Rover’s dime, and spent time with the kids there. That didn’t cost UNICEF any money at all. The party that he attended while in Moscow was thrown by Land Rover, not UNICEF. A poster on another board had an interesting theory involving the second time he flew to Nepal. They theorized that Orlando had got the buzz-cut because he was filming the prison release scene for FRI, in a building that To wanted to use before they tore it down. I forget where the building was, but it was somewhere in China, so again, a cheap flight for UNICEF.

Padme the one and only @ 12/17/2008 at 10:18 am

@253 - Fro Fro
“So Padme, are you the ‘close source’ that spills to all these yellow press rags? Please….do tell. With friends like you around for them, maybe they dont have to do their own call ins….maybe they just use you and Chantelle because you both are just spectacular for their public reputations. Really telling if you ask me. As well, you come to Just Jared to drop your hints of your vast knowledge of them. What a joke. If you know so much and are willing to spill, why not sell it? Oh right, even the rags arent really interested in the show.”

Sorry lad I’m not the close source of any hideous rags. I’m here to pimp my own agenda (sounds familiar?) and because I have a lot of fun watching harsh fans making an ass of themselves.
I said I know a thing or two about them I never said I was going to share it with you. I do not sell it because I know what friendship means, my knowledge is not on sale.

bahahahaha. I would say it’s kerr who has been looking like a fool.
How many times has she been caught lying? bahahahaha.

Real Padme or fake you’re both full of ****. Padme changes her story and her ability to speak English almost daily.

Just like the rest of those associated with Kerr and her supporters. Even if she does know her she is just as full of it as Kerr herself so what she says means nada.

Tempus Fugit @ 363 @ 12/17/2008 at 11:24 am

If your “knowledge” aka - full of crap - is “not for sale” -

The STFU about it already!

That’s the problem with having so much “knowledge” - It ain’t worth a thing - If you can’t make it sing!

No One Gives A CRAP if you Supposedly Have All This “Knowledge” but are not willing to share - You think that makes us Envious of your Stinking Ass!!!

Sounds like Miranda to me - eh Padme