OlderHeidi & Spencer’s Honeymoon — FIRST PICS!
Here are the first pictures of The Hills newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt soaking up the sun on their Mexican honeymoon. Another hilarious photo shoot to add to the books!
The happy couple, who eloped south of the border last week, was seen enjoying their first week of wedded bliss at their private villa in the exclusive One and Only Palmilia resort in Los Cabos. While there, Speidi was also seen filming scenes for an upcoming episode of The Hills.
Earlier today,Spencer called Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Thursday to respond to comments made by Heidi Montag’s mom.
Spencer fired back, saying, “I can’t wait to prove her wrong and be married for the rest of our lives. I’m sure she’s just hurt and reacting crazy because she wasn’t there.”
When asked if he’ll be spending the holidays with Heidi’s mom, Spencer said, “The Pratts - as in Heidi Pratt and Spencer Pratt - will probably have their own Christmas tree.”
20+ HILARIOUS pictures inside of Heidi & Spencer’s honeymoon…
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SHe is nasty. Get her ass out of our face. Do they think the public is dumb?All that do is smile for their own photographers. Losers.
Why is this bish posing for the pap…? FAKE!!
Eww they’re disgusting. How pathetic.
Both of them are so damn ugly.
Well, this confirms my suspicions that Jared gets paid to post about these nobodies. Otherwise, why would he not listen to his readers that have made it clear they don’t want to see these talentless nothings on his site?
lol i think evryone agrees thats some things like honeymoon time should not be for evryones eyes. get room, go somewhere private and then show ur asses to eachother not the whole world cos not evryone like a fat bloke and a blond slutt kidding and being gay.
i dnt hate blonds!!! just the bimbos
she poses like she’s doing a playboy photoshoot :lol:
kissing*
omg this is too much
could these pictures be anymore posed?
What a joke… They are such attention whores, it’s gross.
um they dont even look in love. shes constantly leaning *away* from him, and she puts on these *fish lips* when she kisses him, as if he has cooties
ROTFL . . .are these supposed to be candid pics???
OMG just when you think these two could not sink to a new low . . .they prove wrong. There is something wrong with these two. They are so pathetic. Please jared stop feeding there attention seeking ways.
Thanks for the laugh though.
the only problem i have with these two is the fact that heidi claims to be so religious, yet she strategically moves her body to pose in positions that are completely ******.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
omg
these people are soo fake
and they are buttugly
that sh, it on the hills it’s soo faaakee gossh
that whole: ‘omg heidi fired!!’ - SHE DON’T EVEN NEED TO WORK
i hate them.
they are nobodys. I agree, with #5 jared is getting paid by posting about these nobodys.
OMG!!
THESE PICTURES ARE SOOOO FUNNY!!
MY CO WORKERS AND I WERE LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!
THESE TWO ARE SO RIDICULOUS!
LOL
LOOK AT THEM THEY LOVE IT..
1. Spencer looks like he is throwing up gang signs
2.These look like any other photo op that they have been in.
3. These pics are hoochtastic. barf.
WTF WTF WTF they are not on HONEYMOON. they are POSE for a MAGAZINE.. IF they are on honeymoon. LOCK URSELF IN ROOM & STAY AWAY FROM PHOTOS. Why pose… JEEZ!!
FAKE, PHONIES, MONEY WHORES!
Man, they are a STUPID couple!!!
lol. i think i’m going to throw up.
lol…do they really think people believe those are candid? All of the pics are so cheesy. I don’t know if I should throw up or bust into a fit of giggles.
Since there’s now a Just Jared Jr. for the younger crowd can there be a Just Jared barf bag site for entries like these? I don’t watch MTV anymore because of these two.
how much did they get pay to get married?
They ARE NOT LEGALLY MARRIED, why does the author of this entry act like they are?
are you kidding me??? its like borderline pornography, its digusting
at pic. 14
LOOK AT THOSE FREAKY HANDS
man she’s such a SSSSSSSSSSLUT
and he is a fame ***** AND gay.
this is SUCH a set up
it tottaly makes me wanna puke.
i feel sick, really.
lmao um ok she is literally POSING for every damn picture. she just loves the attention doesnt she ahhahahhahah dumb bimbo
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
Losers!!!
she is so fake. fake titts and everything. they are so fake! but she is still too pretty for that ugly guy. anyway. wonder what they do when they r not getting any public attention anymore. a publicity stunt divorce?
ahahahahahaahaha. OMG they can not be serious. HAHAH OMG they ARE serious!!!!!
they’re a very very weird couple.
OH MY GOD. this makes it official, they are the craziest people ever
OH MY GOD. this makes it official, they are the craziest people ever
god when they will just f*ck and go to hell. jesus, they are always posing for paps, and acting like they are “candid” photos. i do love that they are always obviously staged, yet they make out as if they arent, which is stupid since they pose in every god damn f*cking picture.
They are so fake and pathetic. Attention whores #1.
they are such losers!!!!! fame whores!
ARGH!! I’M BLIND! I’M BLIND!!
Why do continue to publicize these nobodys. Who elopes and takes a paparazzi photographer with them? They are a joke.
This is so gross. its like they are acting in a REALLY BAD playboy movie! how disgusting!! and its so ridiculous,they said one of the reasons they did it without family and friends was because they were afraid too many people would stand up and object! they really need to stop thinking that the world revolves around them. its obvisous the only reason they are together is because they are both greedy, fame whores. they need to get a life and get off my computer sites and tv shows, the last thing i need on my day off is to see there ugly faces posted everyone. ps, if it wasnt for lauren, heidi would still be a big nobody with her old face and her old body! i hope she enjoys spending the money that lauren made her!
WOW!!! WHEN I WAS WITH MY HUSBAND ON OUR HONEYMOON WE DID NOT HAVE TO POSE FOR PICTURES TO PROVE WE LOVED ONE ANOTHER WE JUST LAUGHED AND HAD FUN AND I REALLY DIDINT DO MY HAIR IS WAS SO HOTT!! THIS IS SO SICKK I CANT BELIEVE THAT THIS IS SO BADD GET A LIFE SERIOUSLY AND HIGH HEELS ON THE BEACH *** ON PEOPLE GROW THE F*CK UPPP!!
Who are they?! I mean like…daaamn, I guess it’s a tv show… but why does one stupid tv show make somebody popular all of the sudden!
Get a rest and don’t write about those people they just care for attention
Do these two morons do ANYTHING without photographers? I’m shocked either of them manage to take a **** without us having to endure photos of just how fake - oops, I mean happy they are!
Ok I really don’t have time to be posting, but I just couldn’t resist!
I am SO tired of these two. Spencer looks like a sea otter to me with all of that gross, light, wiskery hair growing on his face. He’s wayy to pudgy, too. Heidi needs to stop riding his ars, acting like we actually want to see that…and if I had as much cellulite on my butt and thighs as Heidi, I would not be always pushing it towards the camera uncovered. Oh wait…I don’t do that anyway. Spencer better not try to rep anything with his hand signs again unless he wants to get popped….posers aren’t appreciated thankyamuch!
He is soo gay and just doesn’t know it yet. QUIT posting them for the umpteenth time!!!
heidi is fake. spencer´s LOSER!
I don’t even know why these two are known? Reality show, I guess?
Have to agree with everyone else here - these are the most phony “candid” shots I’ve seen in a long time. The girl in them is begging for an offer from Playboy - who kisses and throws their hip out like a typical catalog swimsuit model? Ehhh, amateurish and cartoonish.
This is modern life. I don’t know why they are famous, but I have to see their names & pictures everywhere. Face it - ANYONE can be a celebrity. Anyone, and especially nobody.
I think spencer casted some sort of a voodoo on her, and i say this becuase no daughter would ever hurt her family as much as she has especially her mom. this is not normal its insane that girl needs major help. And she calls herself religious, are you kidding, what kinda of a religious person flaunts their body like a ***** for every one to see.
Jared, for the love of god stop posting their pics no matter how much your being paid.
I would so get my rich grandpa to pay Spencer $1,000,000 to be our Santa Clause this season. These pictures can’t get any cheesier though. I can’t lie, Heidi has a nice body and Spencer’s not the bad either, but I hate Heidi’s face!
We should kick these two off of planet earth. They are DISGUSTING!!!!
How can they wake up in the morning and look at themselves in the mirror??!!!
her ass looks sooooooooooooooooooooooooo juicy, i wanna just touch it
her boobs look big as well
pretty ****** overall =]
**** spencer’s ***** ass
this is a joke.
heidi and spencer are a joke. and i really have no opinion that differs from everyone elses on here, but what i did notice is that on the week or so long trip, heidi has about 4 bikinis and spencer has 1 pair of trunks?
you’re going to vacation at the beach for an extended period of time, and you bring one change? like he can’t afford another pair? aaaaand that’s probably got to be the lames pair of trunks i’ve ever seen.
these two are lame.
ahhhhhhhhhh my eyes
Why is she sticking her butt out in like half of these pictures?
can anyone say sam lufti??? This girl is obviously being drugged. No one in thier right mind would do such stupid stuff, and want to be taken serious. They both are digging the hole they belong in.
Hilarious… try nauseating.
Hilarious… try nauseating.
Does anyone really think that they actually do it?
I have to say Hedi’s hot and all but she look like a pornstar and a big WTF for these pics i fet that the marriage was fake now I believe it’s hella FAKE!!
Honestly, I think the guy who did the breasts surgery has done a very good job… they look….. “almost”… real.
To bad none of them register for a brain surgery….
Anyway, can we NOT talk about them ? because they are desperate that everyone does…that will teach them a good lesson !!
It’s just another photoshoot for Heidi to show off her implants..
This is disgusting. I hope she’s pregnant.
holy ******* **** are this pics for reallll??? are these people for real, more like it???!!! theyy NEEED to go away and die. NOW. i mean honestly I can’t even look at this fake ***** and her retarded “husband” posing for the paparazzi!!! theyyy aree sooo needy of attention that it is really ridicolous, neither of them have any talent whatsoever in whatever the hell they even do for a living.
Please, there is nothing hilarious about them, they are just disgusting.
oh no, the whole eloping/marriage bit wasn’t an act. ahh, yeah, right!!! when will these to publicity h.o.s 15 minutes be up????!!!
I don’t even believe that they are married.
I think Lauren Conrad, Whitney, Lo, Audrianna, Spencer, Heidi and everyone are all payed to have fake fights and fake drama.
They are all fake!
It’s sad that people have to have paps follow them around.
Proof that they are nobodies!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
why o why do you have to put us through this torture JJ?
Oh my god, are they for real right now?? It’s like they’re in their own little delusional world where they think that everyone loves them… when in reality, everyone is just barfing over these pictures. Like, gross.
BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok i am by no means a fan, let alone i do not even watch the mtv show the hills, but hey if they are happy and in love-leave them alone, who cares anyway?
Oh Dear God!! These Guys Are Awful … They Would Literally Attend The Opening Of A Crisp Packet!! They Just Have To Get There Faces In Wherever They Can!!
ARGH!!! Yuuuuuck! Forever … Whatever more like!!
literally threw up a little in my mouth….spencer needs to go the gym - he looks like a pasty soft little girlie man. And who the hell wears full face cakeup to the friggin beach??? sigh…sad state of affairs when these two boobs get more attention than people with real talent
****!
I HATE HEIDIBITCH AND SPENCER!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I was laughing my butt off
they can’t be serious with that!!
hahahaha
They are so nasty. I’d give money to never see another picture of them again!
disgusting!!!
OOOMGGGG. it looks like she’s totally posing for a playboy!
that nasty SLUUUTTT! oomgg. uuuggghhhhhhhh.
FAAKEEE BOOBS, FAAAAKEEE NOSEE, FAKE EVERYTHING!!!!
she is such a SLUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha they are both so stupid. I wonder if they realize what there doing is really strange and that nobody really cares about either of them.
They’re an example of the “conservative Christian” narcissism and hypocrisy!!!! Next they’ll be seen in porno flicks.
Oh my god TRASHY!!!!!!!!!
I really wish photographers would quit giving them the time of day. All I think of when I look at these PATHETIC attempts at looking like a happy, celebrity couple is “Um who are you?”
gaggggg me!
wow more crap from these two!!!!
eve on their “honeymoon” they pose for pix!!
w/e i smell bs and dont like it!
Please make them go away!!
Won’t be surprised if she poses for Playboy!
OMG! she is such a loser…she is posing for every single picture as if she is posing for playboy? How fake can you be!
these two are so ridiculous. they are trying waaaay too hard!
These two are such white trash…..it’s one thing to be on a vacay, and get snapped by the paparazzi. But these two……THEY MUST BRING THE PAPS WITH THEM!!! They’re beyond pathetic .
Ugh, I can’t stand these two. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
she should’ve left her face alone, her lips look ridiculous
Jared,
Just be Honest,
How much is pacific coast online paying you to run these ads.?
How much is Kevin Perkins paying you to run these ads?
We all know that is precisely what they are - advertisements (SMH)
what the frick/???? does she think she actually looks good???? does she think she’s posing for playboy??? WOOOOOOOOWWWWW…….
Spencer used to be jacked a couple of summers ago, now he is looking much less muscular. Combine that with the pubes growing from his face, and he goes from about an 7 to a 3.
Heidi’s body is still nice, but I think she was much prettier before she had her tatas and face done. She’s always had a thin and lovely figure - too bad she adulterated it with that nasty surgery.
That is the sluttiest, ho-ish couple I’ve ever seen. I bet Spencer doesn’t even like her, he just wants what he can do with her body.
They suck! fake!
THESE TWO ARE SO PATHETIC !!!!!!!!!!!!
So pathetic.
heidi. really? that first picture..is ridiculously gross..
AWWW KIDS PORN!
so fakeeee. wtf is wrong with spencer and heidi?!?
they have to pose for every ****ing picture!
im sick and tired of seeing them!!
AGREE, NUMBER # 1……….She really LOVES to show off that nasty butt………Very distasteful pictures…..Spencer should NEVER make a bet like that…” we will prove her wrong, and stay married forever “….OR whatever the silly statement was……
Why are they even a story ?…….He looks retarded making those finger gestures…I could also show him one….LOL………NUMBER # 28… I feel sick just like you ….Move over and share the porcelin bowl…..Such losers not spending the Christmas holidays with family, after shunning them from their Barbie and Ken fiasco……You would think they would be crawling back and asking for forgiveness, for being selfish and thoughtless…..BUT NO !!!!…..They need more isolation from their families and add more fuel to the hot fire ….
You really can’t call it a honeymoon when their marriage wasn’t legal.
So… it’s just another boring vacation.
isn’t legal*
Since they “married” in Mexico, California doesn’t recognize it. Most states don’t.
They have to file for a marriage license here in the U.S. and such for it to be legal.
But they’re just 2 idiot blondes prancing on the beach making more money than us and many people who deserve their salary.
It’s pretty pathetic.
Why are they always posted again??
I say we stop posting these stupid people and they won’t continue to be attention whores.
1. Heidi, save the sex for INSIDE the room, thanks.
2. You are not a model, and even models don’t try THAT hard.
3. fake fake fake
4. they are duuuuuumb.
5. they need to get the heck out of the spotlight.
seriously. wow, embarrassing.
wtf? why is she humping his back and he’s all feelin on her butt…ive never seen celebrities act like them before.
congrats heidi and spencer-world’s fakest couple, you should be so proud!
NASTY…YUCK
NASTY…YUCK
no, they are actually not hilarious.
and i actually hate this website more and more everytime you give them the attention they want. your stupid.. sorry.
Clearly this is more than just candid pics. Look at them, they are posing for every single dang picture. Spencer still as always and forever will look and act like a douche bag. While Heidi will always remain posing for cameras and acting like a ****. Hasn’t anyone realize that they actually have something in common which is annoying the **** out of people!!!!!!!!! *rolls eyes*
Who are these people and why does she keep sticking her ass up in the air? These pictures are creepy …. are they doing a porn flick??
disgusting. why is she posing for the cams?!?! my god.
ewww go get a room
please get rid of these losers, jared. no one cares about them.
EVERYTHING WITH THEM IS A PHOTO-OP!
THEY’RE SO FAKE….UGH!
what are they thinking?!?!
Seriously?! How much like a ****/Stripper/hooker does she want to look?
Everything about her poses makes me want to touch her and do really nasty things to her. I’d love to f*ck her over and over and slap the **** out of her too. I’d tie her up and make her do those delicious arches. Ya, those too make me sick but she is so ****** in the most delicious way. I get so hot looking at her.
Was there ever a more shallow couple? They’ll divorce - and sooner rather than later.
Seriously?? Their lives are about nothing but posing for the pap! No one cares…they are NOT celebrities! Heidi’s pictures with wolfman are so disgusting…she always has a ‘porn face’ on! YUCK!! Can they please get a life and stop flaunting their pathetic marriage - which will probably end in less than a year!
OMG, what is this ****!
this is so fake!!!.spencer is and idiot, i hate him and heidi is just a supid bimbo, some say that zanessa pose for the camera but these two defenetly pose!
Nothing says stop posting about them like 120+ comments. If you don’t want to see them on here, don’t pay them any attention!
OMG!
they’re posing ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME!
whats wrong with these two? :O
they’re like,robots! and a damaged one!
i really hate’em.
It’s looks like they are doing all purposely…
they live for paparazzis
These are so posed,
i hate heidi soo much
****
It`s embarrassing…on every single picture she acts like a porn star! Her parents must be proud!
Why JJ and other sites keep on to publicing their FAKE, staged candid moments?
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