Jennifer Aniston: Benjamin Button is Amazing!

Signs of a narcisist:

On Barack Obama being elected President: ‘[Election night] was just so moving, so unbelievable. And now what do people do? Read my crap [in the tabloids]! Everything comes to a halt: ‘What did she say?’ Good God. You have to laugh at it all at the end of the day.”

No jen the world has not come to end to read your crap. in fact people in mumbai could care less about your crap .. the people in NYC who lost people there could care less about your crap.. the people in australia could care less about your crap.
In fact most people in the US could care less about your crap . they have been busy watching Obama and his transition team since the election….

No one is stopping to read a tabloid to give you any credence to you ego.. that you should exalt yourself over an amazing president.

She makes me want to literally vomit when she speaks.

Oh my god, she looks good

she answered the question about ccobb well

Why are people surprise that lots of people hate aniston??? Cant you see she is the phoniest celebrity ever!!!! Geez, aniston is such a liar!! She is a bitter woman, you can tell from all her interviews.

How can she say she is a late bloomer, doesnt she realize that she is a hasbeen and a cougar???

And now it looks like she has been dumped by Mayer again! I think she should realize that the men who will fall for her nowadays are dirty old men like Alec Baldwin and Bill Murray. Aniston should not aspire anymore to date anyone who looks like a Brad Pitt or even John Mayer. She is not a late bloomer, she is a hasbeen and an old hag!!!

love that puppy dog!

looks like she is “showing off ” that ring she bought for herself.

This woman is so full of herself. Self-absorbed, and just plain boring.

Jen, the world does not revolve around you.

lots of press for a woman who is really c list now. oh well.

Cliniqua always gets it right when it comes to maniston:

CLINIQUA @ 12/04/2008 at 10:34 am Pathetic (the EW same ol,’ same ol’ Maniston interview, that is).

This is a 40 yr old woman talking:

Hannah Montana as metaphor, fruity pebbles, kashi cereal, Luke & Laura??

Oh. My. God. Shameful liar Aniston.

AS USUAL: she’s whining about her circumstances throughout her interviews, whining about tabloids, whining about other people’s expectations, claiming she’s moved on, while STILL talking about the same EXACT subjects and issues and PEOPLE she spoke of in 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008…and always making sure she never NEVER absolves anyone of the manufactured PR story that poor poor pitiful Jen’s life was wrecked.

She makes it clear today, at this point in time that Brad has gotten his clearance, yet Angelina Jolie she will keep as her ace in the hole - the beautiful Oscar winning young woman that makes others rally to ‘jen’s’ side. Angelina, the woman that will take the arrows and hits that come her way due to Aniston’s manipulative sneaky potshots

…but we can’t call Aniston ‘catty,’ she says…..hmmm…really?? REALLY?? Not even after describing Jolie’s comments in an almost two year old article as “inappropriate,” not even after saying Jolie’s descriptions of a burgeoning friendship with Pitt was “uncool,” not even after Aniston vaguely says something about “things (she) was unaware of that were happening,” during the MAMS shoot she makes plain, these are “things,” of course that she will NOT elaborate on..Aniston will just be happy to leave it out there for people in her camp to stew on and of course blame the ‘femme fatale,’ Angelina for. Again, because Brad has been absolved by Pope Aniston evidently. Her parting shot at Jolie, is Aniston’s laughing at what she says is “the funniest thing she ever saw,” (a cartoon of her loading up a shotgun to shoot Jolie)…..

…have we arrived at “catty,” yet?? I’d say malicious, vindictive and deceptive is more up Aniston’s alley.

Aniston says the ‘Team Aniston,’ shirts were flattering. Yet she decries the tabloids and tabloid mentality that created them and even infers they are best ignored, and not paid attention to — by posing the old ‘if a bear sh*t in the woods, who would be there to hear it?,’ quandary…. but it’s very VERY clear, that with the aforementioned ‘team’ comment, the moaning about the tabloid speculation, ANISTON HERSELF is the one listening, and sniffing up the sh*t the hardest of us all.

LOL. How dumb is this woman?

By saying the ‘team’ thing was flattering - she’s saying she felt good to ‘win,’ the perceived celebrity tabloid bullsh*t ‘war’ AGAINST another woman, who had absolutely nothing to do with Brad Pitt leaving you. That you claimed in VF you didn’t blame to begin with??!!

Contradictory much?? Passive Aggressive much?? Yes, of course.

Same double speak, same passive aggressiveness at play. It’s her last sick revenge against Brad, TRY to make his woman and the mother of his children suffer under her once again falsely created acrimony, her slings and arrows. That might work, if it was NOT Angelina Jolie we’re talking about. If Angelina were as weak and silly and shallow as Aniston, she would be in a fetal position crumpled up in a ball…not having 6 kids in 3 years, winning critical acclaim for her roles, and saving the world.

Of course, Aniston has to pose as a benevolent forgiver….urging others to get a life, saying she’s moved on — but keeping that small bit of acrimony, that bitterness STILL in play…making her hens and followers wonder …..it’s her ‘wink wink knudge knudge,’ to her ‘team’ mates, all those that rally round the flag that is Jen Aniston, TV sit-com actress and 90s hair icon…..

…..as if to get the minivan brigade that still supports this flake to say, ‘Hmmm….we don’t really KNOW what happened to ‘Brad and Jen,’ Jen’s not keeping her lips sealed, but we ARE able to see that she forgives Brad and has curiously just recently started snarking on Angelina - that is our cue to keep the snark and bitterness for Jolie alive and well in the name of Aniston. Afterall, Jen isn’t speaking glowingly of Angelina, as a matter ogf fact she’s inferring Angelina did….well…something….right???

…and yes, with yet another dumb asss interview, she keeps the triangle alive - and has given the acrimony towards Angelina new legs possibly….it may be on life support, much like Aniston’s career…but she’s kept it breathing.

If the woman knows anything at all about Brad Pitt, she knows that will annoy and disgust him most of all. Brad once said, ‘make me the bad guy,’ and jen and stephen are not ABOUT to give him what he wants. The ‘catty,’ ex, and the mean PR queen Huvane, LIKE beating up the beautiful young mother and Oscar winner that Brad loves more than life.

Nice stratgey Stephen. The sit-com fool isn’t that smart. But u do earn your keep buddy. Karl Rove and you are like peas in a pod.

Jennifer you are an angel. Truly I am in awe of her beauty. Her beauty shows how beautiful she is also from inside. Love her and her smile.

Aniston is a regurgitator - if you read her interviews, it’s not unusual for her to say the same things Brad said in interviews past, or to quote from her unending supply of self-help books….what she’s saying re Obama…is essentially what Oprah Winfrey said when she tried to inject the subject of Aniston’s snark on Jolie into her program — only thing is, Aniston is too DUMB to know Oprah was being facetious, and not really serious.

So what does Aniston do??

Parrots Oprah’s same remarks back in a national magazine.

She is a dishonest narcissist of the higher order. I hope people can see that now.

I thnk anyone who hates this woman is mentally ill. In fact anyone who particapates in this Jen vs Anige needs to get a life. Both women are great and both have moved on with their lives. Its time for people to grow up on these message boards.
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I don’t give a damn about Angelina, or Brad, or any of those people… is just so awful to read this so self centred woman, who thinks that after people see the change happening, they would lost their time reading about the life of a little talentless *****.
It’s too much to take.
I think that the people who praises this woman should get a life, or a more talented person to adore and spent their time.
Hummmmm, what about Tina Fey?
;)

That article was one BIG whine…OMG…does she even realize how she contradicts herself??? LOLOL