Jennifer Aniston: Benjamin Button is Amazing!

This is a 40 yr old woman talking:

Hannah Montana as metaphor, fruity pebbles, kashi cereal, Luke & Laura??

Oh. My. God. Shameful liar Aniston.

AS USUAL: she’s whining about her circumstances throughout her interviews, whining about tabloids, whining about other people’s expectations, claiming she’s moved on, while STILL talking about the same EXACT subjects and issues and PEOPLE she spoke of in 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008…and always making sure she never NEVER absolves anyone of the manufactured PR story that poor poor pitiful Jen’s life was wrecked.

She makes it clear today, at this point in time that Brad has gotten his clearance, yet Angelina Jolie she will keep as her ace in the hole - the beautiful Oscar winning young woman that makes others rally to ‘jen’s’ side. Angelina, the woman that will take the arrows and hits that come her way due to Aniston’s manipulative sneaky potshots

…but we can’t call Aniston ‘catty,’ she says…..hmmm…really?? REALLY?? Not even after describing Jolie’s comments in an almost two year old article as “inappropriate,” not even after saying Jolie’s descriptions of a burgeoning friendship with Pitt was “uncool,” not even after Aniston vaguely says something about “things (she) was unaware of that were happening,” during the MAMS shoot she makes plain, these are “things,” of course that she will NOT elaborate on..Aniston will just be happy to leave it out there for people in her camp to stew on and of course blame the ‘femme fatale,’ Angelina for. Again, because Brad has been absolved by Pope Aniston evidently. Her parting shot at Jolie, is Aniston’s laughing at what she says is “the funniest thing she ever saw,” (a cartoon of her loading up a shotgun to shoot Jolie)…..

…have we arrived at “catty,” yet?? I’d say malicious, vindictive and deceptive is more up Aniston’s alley.

Aniston says the ‘Team Aniston,’ shirts were flattering. Yet she decries the tabloids and tabloid mentality that created them and even infers they are best ignored, and not paid attention to — by posing the old ‘if a bear sh*t in the woods, who would be there to hear it?,’ quandary…. but it’s very VERY clear, that with the aforementioned ‘team’ comment, the moaning about the tabloid speculation, ANISTON HERSELF is the one listening, and sniffing up the sh*t the hardest of us all.

LOL. How dumb is this woman?

By saying the ‘team’ thing was flattering - she’s saying she felt good to ‘win,’ the perceived celebrity tabloid bullsh*t ‘war’ AGAINST another woman, who had absolutely nothing to do with Brad Pitt leaving you. That you claimed in VF you didn’t blame to begin with??!!

Contradictory much?? Passive Aggressive much?? Yes, of course.

Same double speak, same passive aggressiveness at play. It’s her last sick revenge against Brad, TRY to make his woman and the mother of his children suffer under her once again falsely created acrimony, her slings and arrows. That might work, if it was NOT Angelina Jolie we’re talking about. If Angelina were as weak and silly and shallow as Aniston, she would be in a fetal position crumpled up in a ball…not having 6 kids in 3 years, winning critical acclaim for her roles, and saving the world.

Of course, Aniston has to pose as a benevolent forgiver….urging others to get a life, saying she’s moved on — but keeping that small bit of acrimony, that bitterness STILL in play…making her hens and followers wonder …..it’s her ‘wink wink knudge knudge,’ to her ‘team’ mates, all those that rally round the flag that is Jen Aniston, TV sit-com actress and 90s hair icon…..

…..as if to get the minivan brigade that still supports this flake to say, ‘Hmmm….we don’t really KNOW what happened to ‘Brad and Jen,’ Jen’s not keeping her lips sealed, but we ARE able to see that she forgives Brad and has curiously just recently started snarking on Angelina - that is our cue to keep the snark and bitterness for Jolie alive and well in the name of Aniston. Afterall, Jen isn’t speaking glowingly of Angelina, as a matter ogf fact she’s inferring Angelina did….well…something….right???

…and yes, with yet another dumb asss interview, she keeps the triangle alive - and has given the acrimony towards Angelina new legs possibly….it may be on life support, much like Aniston’s career…but she’s kept it breathing.

If the woman knows anything at all about Brad Pitt, she knows that will annoy and disgust him most of all. Brad once said, ‘make me the bad guy,’ and jen and stephen are not ABOUT to give him what he wants. The ‘catty,’ ex, and the mean PR queen Huvane, LIKE beating up the beautiful young mother and Oscar winner that Brad loves more than life.