Jennifer Aniston: Benjamin Button is Amazing!

John and Jen’s New Hobby?
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/12/john_and_jens_new_hobby.php

Posted by ExtraTV Staff on December 4, 2008 9:51 AM
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For John Mayer’s raw interview,

WTF @ 12/04/2008 at 3:03 pm
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You know who can’t move on? It’s this pathetic hag Maniston. it’s been over 4 years and she still hasn’t moved on. What a pathetic narcissist she is. She wants to be a cougar and got a boy toy but guess what she got a urinator. Too bad for her, after the urinator dumped her and humiliated her in public she went back to him coz she can’t find anyone else she could buy with her millions. ROFLOL.

luvcats @ 12/04/2008 at 3:27 pm would luv to see amy & red_blackpoint tear each other apart.both are jenfans but who comes out to be the nastiest is the winner, but i hv my money on redblack becoz u can tell her nastiness shows her lowest life. hmmmm….i think this is zhitsu. okay ladies watch this beast devour me in her filthy scummy mouth. well, actually she types it from her quarantine cell.
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Im afraid your obsession will eat Angelina and her babies. Take your meds today sweetie mmm k?

luvcats @ 12/04/2008 at 3:27 pm would luv to see amy & red_blackpoint tear each other apart.both are jenfans but who comes out to be the nastiest is the winner, but i hv my money on redblack becoz u can tell her nastiness shows her lowest life. hmmmm….i think this is zhitsu. okay ladies watch this beast devour me in her filthy scummy mouth. well, actually she types it from her quarantine cell.
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Angelina is that you?

I will always love you Psycho baby!!!!

is fun please all the died hard faniston fan need to watch this video of the peeboy complaiing that manison the sugar mum refuse to give him credit lol.

supposing is Brad that gave that interview heaven will be left loose, all the psycho will be out with their mama to give their fake concern about Brad and Angie relationship etc enough say

You’re all so negative and say you hate her, yet here you all are reading it! Guess you like her more than you’ll admit!!!

Thursday, December 4th 2008
What Vogue Did To Jennifer Aniston Was Really Uncool

Jennifer Aniston might as well tattoo the word “uncool” on her ass because it’s going to follow her wherever she goes for the rest of her life. Every reporter will ask her about that whole “uncool” thing she said. Entertainment Weekly did and Jenny answered it by basically saying it was very uncool of Vogue to focus on that comment, “I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next.” Anna Wintour is so the new Bonnie Fuller.

Jenny also addresses those rumors that she has two fetuses living in her womb. “Oh my God, it’s hysterical. It’s almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, ‘I’m pregnant!’ Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!”

Jenny finds it so hysterical that she laughs until she realizes that the rumors aren’t true and then she cries so hard that she has to laugh again to keep from crying. It’s a vicious cycle.

I’ll admit that reading Jen say the word “motherfuckers,” made me like for two quick seconds. Cursing is the way to my heart. Yup, it’s that easy. Say the word “************” or “****” around me and I’ll be yours forever.

And since there’s a puppy in these pictures, you must click here! Your screen is looking a little dirty.
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hagiston, all I see is her answering questions she was asked. Some celebs just offer crazy info without being prompted. You know, lame, hurtful things. So, if you opinion is she is not over it, then shouldn’t you take the higher road since she is so far below you?

I mean commenting on how she is holding on over and over and over
is simply adding fuel to the fire. I think you don’t want to let it go.

And you hate her why? Did she kill your dog? Run over your mom?
Try to stab Angelina? All she did was marry the wrong person. Could happen to anyone.

Oh she just needs to go on death row! I cannot believe how evil Aniston is- She is the devil!!!!!!!!! Oh actually worse than the devil!

Im so envious of Jenifers body

My legs are vanishing into thin air!!!

You see as a heroin addict i cant help looking this way.

Please help!!!

Your fav moldy uterus,

Angelina

John Talks About Jen Again! Mayer Calls Maniston A Liar

Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Love Line > John Mayer

Jennifer Aniston isn’t going to be too happy about this. It seems John Mayer has disobeyed her!

If you recall, Maniston spoke about her “relationship” with Mayer in the December issue of Vogue.

And, in reference to Mayer’s love of the paparazzi and talking so much to them, especially about his relationship with her, Maniston said,”Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man.”

Guess she was wrong!!!!!!!

Wednesday night Extra caught up with Mayer at the Grammy Nomination’s Concert. And he called Maniston a liar!

Man appeared on Oprah Winfrey’s show a few weeks ago, and aside from some boring chatting, Jenny showed a photo of a cake she claimed to have baked and decorated in support for Obama on election night.

But Mayer called Pinocchio out and said he helped her with the “Obama Cake.”

He says, “Jen and I made that cake together….She didn’t really give me any credit for that cake.”

So Jen lied to Oprah? That’s a big No-no in the Big O’s book.

Mayer added, “I was the architect on that cake. I put a lot of my time in designing that cake. I was a good man…I shared the process. From mixing to frosting….[she] took all the credit.”

And he tries to continue his failed attempt at a joke by stating, “There’s some trouble but we’re getting over it…We’re having therapy everyday in Brentwood…and we’re figuring this out because that was my time to shine on Oprah.”

Wonder what Maniston is gonna do to him now?

Off with his balls!

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I’m a die hard Mayer fan. I will be honest and tell you I hate that he is with this woman, so I am biased….but first off, my beef…

You know, some of you might think that cake thing is silly — but believe me, it speaks to larger issues about what a lying c*nt Aniston is. John bakes, he even encourages his fans to bake and send him pics of THEIR cakes - he designs these cute amateurish cakes and posts the pics. They’re up on his site now.

So when I saw Aniston with that cake on Oprah, I KNEW Mayer had either baked it, or helped her bake it.

But I also knew for anyone who didn’t know anything about Mayer (see everyone in Oprah’s audience), they’d think the whole ‘Change You Can Taste,’ cake was all Jen’s idea (as she sat back and reaped the Oprah praise and cutesyness for a cake she never baked)…which oddly enough she LET them think.

It might seem trivial, but it speaks to the larger issue of what kind of person she TRULY is.

Dishonest at her core.

Not ‘authentic.’

A LIAR.

Did anyone see that last pic of Angie with Brad? She is a vision of beauty!

Ok so this is the deal. Brad met Ange and he fancied her which is fair enough cos she works hard at looking like a sexy ***** (nose job, botox, breast implants, veneers, hair dye and tats). He fancied her and she was depressed and lonely being a single parent. So she did her best to steal him away from his wife in the only way a true ***** knows - trapping him by getting up the duff with Shiloh. Brad being a decent, well brought up, family orientated type of guy thought he should so the decent thing and get with the soon-to-be-mother of his child. He did but maybe his decision was a bit too hasty as he realised he didn’t really know her too well at all Funnily enough for a girl with an often bragged about history of heroin addiction, self-harming, mental issues and an obsession with feelings of abandonment by her father, he discovered she wasn’t qiute the sweet little uncomplicated thing he bargained for. In fact she’s more than a little bit damaged: she has massive anger issues, problems with bonding with her biological children and a mother theresa complex whereby she’s obsessed with trying to save the world in the hope that it will make her feel better about herself. And of course there’s still that thorny problem of the heroin addiction which hasmade her look so anorexically thin for the past few years. Brad has serious thoughts about leaving her but feels tied to her by the children and was so concerned about their well-being as Ange clearly wasn’t fit to care for them that he stuck around. Then in order to make sure he doesn’t have any more thoughts of leaving she gets knocked up again, this time with twins - there’s no escape route for poor Braddy boy now! Meanwhile they keep on going with the Jolie-PItt PR drive while things still look increasingly frosty between them on the rare occasions they are together in public. Brad has aged about a hundred years in the last 4 and has taken to drinking in bars alone and with George Clooney to get away from a situation which is too much for a man of such limited capabilities to cope with. And this has made Angelina so insecure that she repeatedly brags about her romance with Brad and their sex life to the world to try to feel better about it. And the poor adopted children who have already had years of abandonment and uncertainty to cope with, now only have this far from stable family to cling to - god help them!

This is the family you worship - go JPs!!!!!! Go JP’s indeed. Its about time you took your heads out of your arses and realised its not quite the fairytale you naively believe it to be. Its a fcuking mess. And its no surprise that you just can’t drop the ridiculous, puerile name-calling and slagging off sessions about a woman who has absolutely nothing to do with this and has only even mentioned this family in response to comments from them. And if you were honest with yourselves you would admit that the reason you hate the “other woman” or wife so much, is because deep down you realise the fairytale ain’t quite what it seems to be and you’re petrified any day now it may collapse and then what would you have to lift up your miserable little lives?

If and when the time comes that it all explodes in front of your eyes, just drop me a line, it would make a fantastic documentary - ooh and I will make sure you get psychiatric treatment thrown in for nowt.

Ciao and good luck with your lives! xx