OlderJennifer Aniston: Don’t Chew My Shoes
Jennifer Aniston and costar Owen Wilson are featured in the latest issue of USA Today to promote their upcoming film, Marley & Me, out Christmas Day. Here are the highlights:
Jennifer, you have two dogs, Dolly, a white shepherd mix, and Norman, a corgi-terrier mix. What’s the worst thing — prank, mishap — one of them has pulled? Norman doesn’t do anything wrong. Dolly has so much to live up to. Dolly has chewed expensive rugs, and I almost sent her back to the pound for it. I’m kidding. You realize stuff is stuff. When they’re puppies, they’re puppies. One time I saw her with a shoe in her mouth, and that habit ended right there. I just ripped that little thing out of her mouth. She figured out, “I don’t touch these things with heels and leather.”
How challenging is it promoting this big fun family movie when the public seems to be so curious about your own lives? I think it’s ridiculous. There’s just this insatiable need. I also haven’t had a movie in a long time, so hopefully this is going to create something else to talk about and realize that I have a job, and I’m an actress… I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, “You know what? It’s none of your f—— business.” Seriously, it’s enough. It’s like we’re appealing to the lowest … (Costar Owen Wilson finishes her sentence: “the worst in human nature”.)
Read the full article at USAToday.com.
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ELLIE…..
…you need to do your homework sweetheart!…
…Chinnifer started this war between the fans and herself when she got her galpals to badmouth Brad and Angie in Vanity Fair magazine in 2005!!! She insinuated that…
Brad wasnt anxious to have kids
that she was only responsible for 2% of their failed marriage
that she was not involved with Vince Vaughn
that Brad was insensitive
that Brad looked ridiculous with blonde hair
that she was ’shocked’ to see pix of Brad & Angie overseas…..when IN FACT he’d told her that he was attracted to Angie during MMS, and he’d already separated from her and they’d already filed for DIVORCE!!! He was a FREE MAN!… SHE was the one who kept him waiting over FOUR YEARS to start a family!!!…and when he moved on with Angie she got JEALOUS and started this war! UGLYSTON sent a clear signal to her demented fans that it was okay to hate Brad and Angie, and OBVIOUSLY WANTED THEM THE PICK SIDES! that’s LOW-CLASS!!
…now in 2008, she revs up the hate all over again by demonizing Angie…..BUT IT IS BACKFIRING ON HER! Even the tabloid have called her out on her HYPOCRACY!!
….As long as jen tries to sabotage Angie and Brad…..she will CONTINUE TO RECEIVE VENOM from the thinking public who is sick of her passive-aggressive and childish behavior!!!!…she’s a role mode to NO WOMAN!
Okay this woman is nearing 40 and still using un-ladylike language. I mean the “F-word” is sooooooo highschool and for young adults who have not learned how ridiculous the look and sound saying such a word in every other sentence. Do she think this makes her look cool??? If so, her PR folks need to have a talk with her about her potty mouth because it is not attractive on a woman of her age, who her peeps try to push off as classy.
Sorry ellie my girl. - you’re wrong hon…this is all Huvane and Aniston’s deliberate doing….just imagine if you will…Aniston had come out for her promotions of this dog movie…and after having said Brad was ‘amazing,’ and ‘admirable,’ and she ‘was so proud,’ of him - and that Button was ‘amazing,’ and that they wish each other well, and have exchanged niceties, and that the split stuff seems 100 years old, as she told Oprah…just imagine if she had said the following when asked about Angelina, maybe something along the lines of, ‘Of course I wish Angelina well too, and their family - there is no animosity.’
Just think where we’d be right now…..just think….how peaceful and gracious she could have sounded in her interview, much like Angelina did towards her, in hers back in 2007.
She would have killed all of the tabloid ‘triangle,’ ’showdown,’ stories off in one fell swoop - she would have not had to deal with the irritant of seeing herself portrayed as a loser constantly…but she also would have squelched the ONLY thing that makes her relevant - HER CONNECTION TO BRAD PITT. If there’s no angst, no acrimony, no grudge - and everything’s happy and friendly, then what does Jen Aniston have? Nada. Huvane, Aniston’s PR man knows she HAS to have a foil. ‘Brangelina,’ has essentially been it for the last 4 years. They are why we care so much that Jen will one day be happy, be a wife again, or a Mom. they are why Jen’s supporters ‘rally round,’ Rachel Green. If there was NO animosity and everyone was fine…OUT goes Jen’s press, she’s now Lisa Kudrow (only with a LOT less talent).
But INSTEAD, Aniston decided to hate on AJ, to crack jokes about loading up a shotgun to shoot Angelina, calling her remarks ‘uncool,’ and inappropriate,’ and shaking her head as if ‘galled,’ the interview actually read….
Aniston’s been in this business more than 20 years, she knows how this stuff works — she reads tabloids herself, she employs one of the most powerful PR agents in the world whose been at her side for the last 12 years as they’ve sued, fought with, communicated to, and worked with tabs, rags, mags, bloggers and talk shows…in other words, she didn’t JUST fall off the turnip truck. She KNEW what would happen….when she mentioned Jolie…..it would become about HER.
I personally think she thought she’d bring Brad & Angelina up in her interviews to deflect from the criticism and negativity she was getting over taking John Mayer back after having been humiliatingly dumped and made fun of - if you’ve noticed, all of a sudden…after 4 years, after Vince, after Paul, after John, and now John again…we’ve somehow blasted back to 2005 and the ‘triangle.’ How’d that happen?? Simple, Aniston and her PR MADE it happen, because they didn’t want to talk about the embarrassment of being dumped.
Aniston thought that much like 2005, she could infer things without proving them and not have her feet held to the fire - that she could just rake in the public support while Brad (or this time around Angelina) was villified. She was unprepared for the extremely loud chorus all over the country from people telling her to ‘Stop being bitter and jealous and to GET OVER IT!’ That threw her, she realizes the pity party tour is no longer packing them in…and so she’s gone on the defensive saying the F-bomb as she goes around promoting a family dog movie, in some bizarro attempt to show how ‘tough,’ and ‘bad,’ she is…bahahaha. Hilarious.
The top of the stupidity is a disputable position, because there are so many entries to choose from. But that one you singled out is the equivalent of a F5 crappy thinking hurricane.
Funny. I used to have the best impression of the Jolie-Pitts, but - to judge from what you can read here - they do attract some weird, sick, hateful people, who cannot love and admire them without hating Jennifer Aniston.
To root for somebody else’s failure is as low as the avarage joe can sink. Is this what Saint Angeline Of No Mistakes inspire? The worst in people? Pitiful.
WOW!….The fact that she discussed Angie during her interview with Vogue, and then discussed it on Oprah, tells me that she seems to be using the same tabloid stories she claims to hate in order to promote her new movie. I liked jen on friends, but her life appears to be more and more off track…
…she attacked Brad in 2005, ….and now Angie in 2008, who’s next??….SHILOH??….
I think she said her therapist died in 2005….looks like she needs her more than ever! jen keeps displacing her feeling of failure, insecurities, and inadequacy on to others….
Sad.
ugliest people alive
maniston and owen
what an ugly pic—ewww
they look alike
Owen is so funny. I always like him. I would have thought after his suicide attempt that a movie where a dog dies would be the last thing he’d want to do.
Poor Jen. Why doesn’t her close friend, Courtney Cox, tell Jen how obvious her facial work is? Jen is way too young for that much face work. Come on, Jen. Stop messing with your face. This time your cheeks and eyes are super obvious. Back to therapy.
QQQQ and Cliniqua, love, love, love what you said, and so very true.
Owen is a sex god. Maniston is just plain and sad.
I think these people are idiots this woman makes Angelina Jolie look sice.You can see why this country is in the shape that it is, becasue look at what prople stand for .this is redicilous.But I guess we all pay in the end.
kfulkroad @ 12/08/2008 at 9:57 am
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Yea, I hate redicilous prople, too.
Is she smart and articulate?
Here’s a clue:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaoeLU_inuk
Whiny Wendy is at it again only with a little touch of profanity for effect.
Seems our ‘Aw, Shucks, I’m just the ordinary girl next door’ is starting to dine on her own crud and dropped her ’sweetness’ like a hot potato.
I have always described X as coarse, but this is taking it a bit far while promoting a PG movie. Smell backfire anyone?? Uglued perhaps? Her true colours are peeking through the plastic. Stay tuned.
I saw the trailer for this movie yesterday while watching television. What struck me as interesting was the lack of her presence in it. It was mostly Owen Wilson and the dog. The one line she had, not so good. I’d like to see this movie because I loved the book.
kfulkroad @ 12/08/2008 at 9:57 am
anonymous @ 12/08/2008 at 10:05 am
You know you two: learning proper punctuation and spelling would go a long way to help you write posts that make sense. Have no idea what you said kfulkroad. And anonymous you spelled ridiculous wrong.
Wow
Maniston is now embracing in full force and consistently ‘ganster talk’ ! I I didn’t know that beside nymphomania, turning gettoo was a sign of middle age crisis.
‘Team Aniston’ is officially dead, long live to ‘Team White Trash’ !
nikki @ 12/08/2008 at 8:17 am
you are very intellegent for 8 years, I hope the next time you write
every word and sentences 1000 times…..
and dont forget: JEN IS THE BEST
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Honey, YOU are so typical of Fugliston fans.
They are all DUMB DUMB DUMB :-)
1) You cannot complete a coherent thought
2) You cannot spell correctly
3) You worship a LOSER - an ugly, vapid, inarticulate, talentless TV hack who has no class (seen her photo with the middle finger action, or how about her cooch and ass up in the air in a PUBLIC beach, or her ubiquitous use of the “F’ word?).
4) You accept her blatant lies and media-whoring
5) You adore a woman who has no self-respect (demonizing another woman AND crawling back to a boy who dumped her on tmz, loves to pee on his women and posed for paparazzi with pee on his pants?
EWWWWW. You can have Fugliston.
One day she will disappear from the Hollywood firmament, and that day can’t come soon enough.
She looks orange, yikes!
You can see her ugly veins and fatty arms. Doesn’t she do yoga 12 hours a day? Why are her arms fatty?
Her arms look like my Mom’s.
I have and NEVER will see any movie or TV show with her on it.
I threw away my Vogue mag when it arrived. She really does look so ugly in it, with her pinched lips and beady little eyes and tight, awkward body language.
And to think Vogue pushed out Victoria Beckham or Tinay Fey for Chinifer Fugliston !!!
Yuck.
Yay, my manly features are on display again.
But why do I look so overtanned?
My skin looks so leathery.
My arms look a bit floppy.
And my veins on my arms, oh my.
And my swearing, my goodness… I’m out of control!
Turning 40 is making me more desperate. Where’s my Peeboy? I need golden showers to make my skin tighten and glow…
Oh johnnyyyyyyy - where’s my leash??
First, that is not a flattering photo. She does look too tan and leathery, and those veins are popping. Has she graduated from ganja to heroin* ?
Second, the movie looks to be a flop. A dog movie where the DOG dies? I’m spending my money wisely, and her dog movie is NOT getting it.
Third, I wasn’t aware that she is an “actress”? Wow, I’d never have known that. I thought her professional job was to pose on the beach and date losers and then be dumped every single time?
TO ELLIE…WAKE-UP! @ 12/08/2008 at 9:01 am ELLIE…..
…you need to do your homework sweetheart!…
…Chinnifer started this war between the fans and herself when she got her galpals to badmouth Brad and Angie in Vanity Fair magazine in 2005!!! She insinuated that…
Brad wasnt anxious to have kids
that she was only responsible for 2% of their failed marriage
that she was not involved with Vince Vaughn
that Brad was insensitive
that Brad looked ridiculous with blonde hair
that she was ’shocked’ to see pix of Brad & Angie overseas…..when IN FACT he’d told her that he was attracted to Angie during MMS, and he’d already separated from her and they’d already filed for DIVORCE!!! He was a FREE MAN!… SHE was the one who kept him waiting over FOUR YEARS to start a family!!!…and when he moved on with Angie she got JEALOUS and started this war! UGLYSTON sent a clear signal to her demented fans that it was okay to hate Brad and Angie, and OBVIOUSLY WANTED THEM THE PICK SIDES! that’s LOW-CLASS!!
…now in 2008, she revs up the hate all over again by demonizing Angie…..BUT IT IS BACKFIRING ON HER! Even the tabloid have called her out on her HYPOCRACY!!
….As long as jen tries to sabotage Angie and Brad…..she will CONTINUE TO RECEIVE VENOM from the thinking public who is sick of her passive-aggressive and childish behavior!!!!…she’s a role mode to NO WOMAN!
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ELLIE is awake!! I really don’t care about that nonsense anymore, Angie may say as she pleases about Brad and her family, Jen may say anything as she pleases about her marriage to brad at the time, even 2 yrs later..
Sorry but none of this bothers me.. Angie Brad and Jen are all god people and I refuse to put anyone down anymore.
I once had a lot of opinions,, but someone taught me a lot about all of them.. To be nice to like everyone. I would never wish anything bad to happen to people , nor make fun of them…. Now I see how someone can change in a split sec.. You can make fun of Jen all you want, I don’t care at all………….Now move on enjoy your life, don’t worry about people you don’t even know… Brad and Jen only know what happened in there marriage, I don’t even know them…Have a merry x-mas
uhuhhh is that the JEN the “CLASSY” Lady her jenhag fans always said about Maniston, instead we are reading a Jen from the street she’s been CURSING NON STOP in all interviews lately. Hmmm will somebody puleaseee tell MANISTON that being tough does not mean you have to have a language like a ‘STREET HOOKER” .. IT’S ATTITUDE AND OUTLOOK IN LIFE JEN NOT THE LANGUAGE. You are sounding more and more desperate and pathetic every interviews you gave.
Wow, well its nice to know that she have 2 dogs that kind of occupy her free time and she have control over them…but its nobody fault but hers that people think she doesn’t have a job, if she wasn’t all hung up on john and talking trash about brad and angie then nobody would’ve really cared.
http://www.IGotUggs.com
http://www.NycCelebs.com
I will write it over and over……
Please go…………………go……………………………..
away……………….away………………away…………..
Far…………far……………..far………..away………….
Maniston
If YOUR DOGs are so important and your fans should mind their own
businesses then STAY with your dogs please……
.
Please please don’t show your face on the screen ever again.
And to whom ; Team Aniston // her fans….
She’s so looking down on you.
How come you are still her fans ??
Wake Up !!!!
.
OOOO OH DIP….SHE SAID HER FANS ARE LIKE THE LOWEST….
ROTFLMAO….TELL THEM AGAIN JEN…OR CHIN JEN…WHATEVER..
LOOOOOOL….GOOD ONE…..THEY’RE THE LOWEST…..NICE TO BE
CHIN JEN’S FANS….OKAY….LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY…SHE DON’T
NEED YOU AZZHOLES ANYMORE…..U GET IT…. AND LOOK , DON’T
GET MAD….COME ON…SHE’S JUST BEING HONEST…..AZZHOLES!
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