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Jennifer Aniston: Don’t Chew My Shoes

Jennifer Aniston: Don’t Chew My Shoes

Jennifer Aniston and costar Owen Wilson are featured in the latest issue of USA Today to promote their upcoming film, Marley & Me, out Christmas Day. Here are the highlights:

Jennifer, you have two dogs, Dolly, a white shepherd mix, and Norman, a corgi-terrier mix. What’s the worst thing — prank, mishap — one of them has pulled? Norman doesn’t do anything wrong. Dolly has so much to live up to. Dolly has chewed expensive rugs, and I almost sent her back to the pound for it. I’m kidding. You realize stuff is stuff. When they’re puppies, they’re puppies. One time I saw her with a shoe in her mouth, and that habit ended right there. I just ripped that little thing out of her mouth. She figured out, “I don’t touch these things with heels and leather.”

How challenging is it promoting this big fun family movie when the public seems to be so curious about your own lives? I think it’s ridiculous. There’s just this insatiable need. I also haven’t had a movie in a long time, so hopefully this is going to create something else to talk about and realize that I have a job, and I’m an actress… I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, “You know what? It’s none of your f—— business.” Seriously, it’s enough. It’s like we’re appealing to the lowest … (Costar Owen Wilson finishes her sentence: “the worst in human nature”.)

Read the full article at USAToday.com.

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stargazer @ 12/08/2008 at 11:51 am “Aniston: It was an instant ease when we met and started rehearsing, and I think it’s rare. Sometimes you actually really like the person you are having good chemistry with. We lucked out. It was fun to be at work and play these people.”
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Quick!!!!! Alert the media. John Mayer is going to freak!! Jennifer Aniston has finally admitted that she had fun working with Owen Wilson! How dare she. How UNCOOOOOOL. OMG — she is such a hyprocrite.
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OMG !!! How inappropriate !

I guess John wasn’t aware of this ! What Jennifer did is really, really UNCOOL ! She really mis a sensitivity chip ! I am shocked ! Poor Johnny Boy !

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And perhaps she was “f*n” Owen too. But I’m sure bet, ivermom and the gang will say that since both are unmarried, it’s OK.

HLMAO!

just human @ 12/08/2008 at 11:24 am

Oh, honey, get real. Don’t tell me you never ate a McDonald’s cheeseburger or a bag of Fritos in your life. Of all the stupid things to nitpick about.

# 54 To nikki @ @ 12/08/2008 at 9:12 am
To root for somebody else’s failure is as low as the avarage joe can sink.
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What about the below comment for this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRsZk7ohv5g? It’s high in weirdness and morality eh?


annie46664 (2 days ago)
AWESOME tribute to an AWESOME & unforgetable match made in HEAVEN! They definitely need to meet again in secret & create a baby together - IMAGINE!

By the way, I don’t have “insatiable need” for her life or her anything. But reading her “dim as bet’s” comments has been irresistibly amusing so she’s earned the right to utter those two egoistical words.

Wow, the moral highground taken by Chinifer fans is laughable.

How can anyone admire this woman?
n the last two weeks alone, she has insulted Vogue, the media, John Grogan, Angelina Jolie, etc.

She is certifiably DUMB. Low IQ. Dim-witted.

Nuggets from her mouth:
…hayride and a half”, Luke and Laura, Hannah Montana, Susan Anton and Dudley Moore, “uncool”, “you’ll never see that from that man again”, I was shocked, the world was shocked”…

She is classless.
…uses the F word in a professional setting, whilst pushing her dog movie geared towards children, hooks up with an immature, publicly-urinating-in-his-pants-posing for the papz boy, proclaims the “funniest thing she has ever seen is a cartoon where she is going to shoot Angelina Jolie, and claims that the world stopped celebrating Obama’s win to prioritize HER life.

Puhleez, narcissistic beyotch!

This FUGLISTON has the ugliest heart and the ugliest mug.
She deserves all the bad karma she is getting (lowest rating on Oprah, lowest rating on 30 Rock, lowest sales on Vogue, being dumped in public, being outed by the tabloids for her media games, turning orange, bitter and desperate and of course, turning 40, all ALONE, with 2 movies with no distributor and now pimping her dog movie WHERE THE DOG dies.

HAHAHAHAHAHHA.

vyper93068 @ 12/08/2008 at 11:05 am
Have anyone of you ever tried not using the “F” word when your not upset?
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I wouldn’t use it in a professional interview, no matter how upset I was. She’s not dishing with her girlfriends here. She’s on record before millions of readers. This woman has no class at all. Common and tacky. And her fans wonder why she never gets any respect.

Not impressed by JA @ 12/08/2008 at 12:44 pm

camille b @ 12/08/2008 at 12:36 pm Wow, the moral highground taken by Chinifer fans is laughable.

How can anyone admire this woman?
n the last two weeks alone, she has insulted Vogue, the media, John Grogan, Angelina Jolie, etc.

She is certifiably DUMB. Low IQ. Dim-witted.

Nuggets from her mouth:
…hayride and a half”, Luke and Laura, Hannah Montana, Susan Anton and Dudley Moore, “uncool”, “you’ll never see that from that man again”, I was shocked, the world was shocked”…

She is classless.
…uses the F word in a professional setting, whilst pushing her dog movie geared towards children, hooks up with an immature, publicly-urinating-in-his-pants-posing for the papz boy, proclaims the “funniest thing she has ever seen is a cartoon where she is going to shoot Angelina Jolie, and claims that the world stopped celebrating Obama’s win to prioritize HER life.

Puhleez, narcissistic beyotch!

This FUGLISTON has the ugliest heart and the ugliest mug.
She deserves all the bad karma she is getting (lowest rating on Oprah, lowest rating on 30 Rock, lowest sales on Vogue, being dumped in public, being outed by the tabloids for her media games, turning orange, bitter and desperate and of course, turning 40, all ALONE, with 2 movies with no distributor and now pimping her dog movie WHERE THE DOG dies.

HAHAHAHAHAHHA.
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She has also insluted HER FANS whose she perceived as the LOWEST IN HUMAN NATURE. Not that i don’t agree with her but that makes them even more STUPID than her !

Oh wow, now Owen Wilson has to talk for her because she cannot express herself properly. Seriously, read a book. This woman is always lost for words, literally.

I guess there’s a new angle: angry Jen. I get it, you can curse, good for you.

paulina Quinones @ 12/08/2008 at 12:45 pm

Too all of you …. get a life!!! stop criti

She insulted her own fans?
She insulted her own fans!
Wow.

If I were a fan, I would find me a new deserving woman to admire and respect, oh so quickly.
Certainly someone else who has substance, beauty, grace, poise and BRAINS.

I’m outta here.

andamentothat @ 12/08/2008 at 1:16 pm

is bet indeed Aniston? the incoherence is uncanny..

aniston's_colossal_chin @ 12/08/2008 at 1:21 pm

Jennifer Aniston Is Really Full Of Herself

So, we were beginning to warm up to Jennifer Aniston.

But, after a recent interview with USA Today, we’re sick of her again.

Mostly for saying this when it comes to people being sooo interested in her life: “I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, ‘You know what? It’s none of your ******* business.’ Seriously, it’s enough.”

So stop talking about it!!!

She goes on to say, “And this is at a time when we should be so inspired and excited with what’s happening with the president. It’s a time to be positive and join together. We’re just trying to entertain you, man. Don’t shoot the messenger.”

Wait, does she really think we care that much?

She needs to ditch that Norman the dog, he’s probably lie-telling to her, whispering delusions of grandeur into Maniston’s ear.

After all, she says that “There is no relationship ever — parents, a friendship, partners or lover — there’s no connection like that [between owner and pet] ever.”

There’s a reason she hasn’t had children yet!

Someone save Man from Norman! He only wants to hurt her!

That’s probably why her past big screen endeavors have failed so hard, she keeps taking Norman’s advice. He probably told her to sign up for Marley & Me, which Aniston is absolutely undermining with every crappy press interview she does for it.

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LuvDiPitts @ 12/08/2008 at 2:12 pm

“There is no relationship ever — parents, a friendship, partners or lover — there’s no connection like that [between owner and pet] ever.”
- Jennifer Aniston, Dec. 2008.

I hope the rags, mags, tabs, blogs and all other lying sacks of sh*t that love to prop up this aging, lying, ex-tv shitcom hack at the expense of the supernova couple in general and the one-of-a-kind Angelina Jolie in particular, have fully grasped the significance of that quote from the slippery X.

I hope it is now dawning on the rags, mags, tabs, blogs and all other lying sacks of sh*t that this is X’s truth and has been her truth throughout her so-called marriage to Brad as well as throughout her orgy of failed relationships that she has been in since Brad woke up and dumped her azz, as well as the truth behind her lack of any familial ties as well as the fact that she never formed a bond with Brad’s parents, sibblings and other relatives, AS ANGIE HAS OBVIOUSLY DONE.

As the late, great Martin Luther King Jr. told us: “TRUTH, PRESSED TO EARTH, WILL RISE AGAIN.”

LuvDiPitts @ 12/08/2008 at 2:21 pm

“There is no relationship ever — parents, a friendship, partners or lover — there’s no connection like that [between owner and pet] ever.”
- Jennifer Aniston, Dec. 2008.
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I SERIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT JJ SHOULD START A NEW THREAD, USING THIS QUOTE AND WITH A PICTURE OF THE X.

JJ COULD REALLY TURN A SPOTLIGHT ON THE TRUTH AND PUT AN END TO THE ETERNAL TRIANGLE (which the X has just revived again in time for her dog movie promotional tour - cos we know thats her modus operandi).

JJ, PLEASE START A NEW THREAD WITH THAT QUOTE FROM THE X SO HER FANS CAN REALLY SEE HER FOR THE FIRST TIME AT LAST. OUT OF HER OWN MOUTH, SHE IS TELLING THEM THAT NEITHER BRAD NOR ANY OTHER MAN, NOR HER MOTHER OR FATHER MEANS AS MUCH TO HER AS A DOG.

gaye @ 12/08/2008 at 1:15 pm

No! Not her fans, but the loons who never stop discussisng her.

BTW, Jen and Owen look so sweet together.

Not impressed by JA @ 12/08/2008 at 2:56 pm

mimi @ 12/08/2008 at 2:46 pm gaye @ 12/08/2008 at 1:15 pm

No! Not her fans, but the loons who never stop discussisng her

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Sorry ! She absolutely referring to HER FANS :

” Seriously, it’s enough. It’s like we’re APPEALING to the lowest…”

Only her fans finnd her persona, her acts, and her quotes APPEALING ! The others find it DISGUSTING, DESPERATE and HIGHLY ENTERTAINING.

Like she already told her fans : YOU MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL !!!

I would use the F bomb too! Seriously, who can not be irritated with all the idiots who post stupid comments about her just steady. I highly doubt she dislikes her “fans” but I am sure she is dropping the bomb to all the Angie fans who can not leave her alone.

What is wrong with Owen? I love Owen. He has been in many good movies. Especially love him in movies with Vaughn.

Are ya’ll dog haters or what? I love dogs as does the rest of my family. Is there something wrong with a Dog movie? As an owner of a dog who is considered to be as much a part of our family as our kids, I am all in favor of a good family movie about a dog. My Daughter who is 5 caught a preview of Marley & Me at Madagascar 2 and she begged to go see that movie.

If your so hooked up on Angie to enjoy a good movie about a dog, that seems like a personal problem

And some of you say Jen influenced Owen to commit suicide. How sick and demented you must be. I am ashamed that an adult would make a comment like that…….but then again, maybe it is kids on here who are not yet grown up to make such sick comments.

Blahhhhhh,. what is wrong with people!

Mondo Bongo! @ 12/08/2008 at 3:21 pm

Okey-Dokey!!!

I’ll keep this short, what the hell did she mean by >>>>>>>

“Im an Actress” ?????????????????????????????? :sad:

(do you think that was a mis-print?)

Her actual fans are not unappealing…….it is the loosers like you who talk sh!t about her on blogs because you have nothing else to do with your life.

She is an actress, you know?
Stupid bi cht, maybe if she act like one…

Not impressed by JA @ 12/08/2008 at 10:23 am

“Wow

Maniston is now embracing in full force and consistently ‘ganster talk’ ! I I didn’t know that beside nymphomania, turning gettoo was a sign of middle age crisis.

‘Team Aniston’ is officially dead, long live to ‘Team White Trash’ ! ”
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Actually, speaking as someone who’s been a fan for 10 years now, JA has kind of a dirty mouth. Always did. She’s not “embracing” anything.

“There is no relationship ever — parents, a friendship, partners or lover — there’s no connection like that [between owner and pet] ever.”
- Jennifer Aniston, Dec. 2008.

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Totally agree with the above poster that this quote from her reveals her naked to the world.

How can ANYONE possibly like such a cold-hearted person?
She has definitely not experienced true love to say that a DOG trumps any human love.
Good grief !

And by the way, I have 2 little doggies, who are MY kiddies.
But I’ll take the love of my fiance and parents over them any day.

boo(real) @ 12/08/2008 at 3:37 pm

freaks and hags don’t you get it??? YOUR IDOL HATES YOU!!!

OWEN: HIS NOSE IS PENISOCCIO!

MANISTON: HER CHIN IS CHINOCCIO!!

BOTH: FUGGG!!

“…the lowest…the worst in human nature.” Yep, she has that right. Just take a look through most of the comments here. The lowest and worst of human nature. People, get a grip.

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