Jennifer Aniston: Don’t Chew My Shoes

mimi, ivermom:

So now you say it is the Angelina fans that Fugliston insulted?
How do you conclude that?

She referred to those who find HER appealing.

Since WE don’t find HER appealing at all, she must mean her own fans, yes?
She already said her fans make her skin crawl, so her new statement is just emphasizing what she believes.

If I were you, I’d find a new one to idolize. Like Reese Witherspoon, yes? She is much, much younger, an Oscar winner, classy and smart, speaks well and (unfortunately) a similar chin. Shouldn’t be too hard of a transition :-)

laura2 @ 12/08/2008 at 3:35 pm Not impressed by JA @ 12/08/2008 at 10:23 am

“Wow

Maniston is now embracing in full force and consistently ‘ganster talk’ ! I I didn’t know that beside nymphomania, turning gettoo was a sign of middle age crisis.

‘Team Aniston’ is officially dead, long live to ‘Team White Trash’ ! ”
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Actually, speaking as someone who’s been a fan for 10 years now, JA has kind of a dirty mouth. Always did. She’s not “embracing” anything.
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Fair enough.

So how can someone can reconcile CLASS with having a dirty mouth when you are a woman of 40, besides ?

Class first PREREQUISITE is talking, expressing yourself in a decent, elegant way, especially when you are a MATURE woman, especially when it is within professional activities which include promotions for a movie which draws CHILDREN.

How can someone, an ACTRESS besides be labelled CLASSY when she belittle, trashed and misuses her primal PROFESSIONAL tool this way, when she curses DURING INTERVIEWS ? I mean rappers are not classy firstly because of that nasty mouth of them. Jennifer adopts a language which has more echo to gangster type than what we expect from a lady, an actress whose job is to use words and express them elegantly at interviews and promotions.

Objectivley , she is right there with Madonna and Madonna has never been labelled CLASSY. I remembered in the 80’s when she was even pitted to Sade as the antithesis of the classy sophisticated feminine lady versus the gangster b who curse like a bad boy from the ghettoo.

WTF happened to Owen Wilson? He looks so weird.

and although I agree with what Jennifer is saying, she needs to tighten the mouth screws and stick to the movie….she’s on the road of blabbing waaay too much like the brangelina. she’s been classier than that, she should stop the media-blabbing and continue the classy act.

Before we start: OMG OWEN WILSON’S FACE! What is the meaning of this?! I’m hoping it’s just an awful picture, but damn, damn, damn. He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! Okay, now that we’ve gotten that out of the way.

In an interview with USA Today, Jennifer Aniston says she doesn’t get why people are so up in her life and wants them to get off her jock. She says, “I think it’s ridiculous. There’s just this insatiable need. I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, ‘You know what? It’s none of your (expletive) business.’ Seriously, it’s enough. It’s like we’re appealing to the lowest … And this is at a time when we should be so inspired and excited with what’s happening with the president. It’s a time to be positive and join together. We’re just trying to entertain you, man. Don’t shoot the messenger.”

What expletive did Jenny use? If she used “*************” or “cunty,” then we shall be married in a sunset beach ceremony. If she did not, then she needs to suck on a whoopie pie and stop her moaning. If she really wants people to stop yapping about her, then she needs to pack up her Real Baby and join me on a car ride. I’ll play John Mayer songs as we make our way up the mountain. Then I’ll escort her to her new cardboard house in a bear cave. I’ll even set up a place for her anti-Brangelina shrine. Jenny will be happy there and people will never talk about her whining ass again. Wish granted!

That said, I am thankful for Jennifer Aniston. Without her, this amazing rap video just wouldn’t be the same (skip to 0:50). Urkel + Aniston + Winnie Cooper = GOLD. This needs a remake.

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Wow, I always thought Owen Wilson wasn’t that attractive but he’s scary ugly on that pic.

He’s got Cojo-hair, bad botox, too much bronzer, that angry, crooked, and partially hard ****-nose, no lower lip and huge bottom lip. And he actually makes Jennifer Aniston look attractive by comparison.

I am not a Jen fan… being honest up front. I like Owen… Luke is my fave. But I am sure the movie will do well at the BO. I will not be seeing it. My check it on DVD.. I think Jen is trying to loose the “Sweet Girl: image.. she is using a lot of profanity lately. But the fact is Jennifer is a woman,,, not a girl. I will be interested to see if she tries for more challenging roles. Even comedies can be dark and offer more range then just playing pretty much the same character.. Just saying. What are the reviews so far for the movie.. I have not heard anything.. When is Jennifer’s premier? Will she and John be together?

Oh.. Brad and Angie on RED CARPET.. Cant wait

I always wondered what Brad meant on Oprah when he said “Jen is no holds barred, she’s fantastic.” I thought that an odd thing to say about your wife. I pictured her coming after him from behind and giving him a tackle or something. I’m beginning to understand that remark after the last couple of interviews she has given. She’s like a cussin sailor, and will kick the a-s-s of whoever gets in her way.

“They haven’t seen a lot of our films yet, because they are a little young, but I’m looking forward to them one day discovering Mr and Mrs Smith,” she smiled. “They’re going to have a great laugh – to see when their parents actually met, and watch them fall in love and try to kill each other! And Madd was there while we were filming, so he was a part of it. It’s pretty extraordinary.””

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THIS is Angelina’s complete quote about their characters in Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
The press cuts out the other part and turned this into a circus.

You haters should get a grip!

No I do not say she is targeting ANGIE fans only. But based on what I have read here, If you are a Angie fan you hate Jen. Just cannot embrace the two for who they are, to narrow minded, I guess. Not my problem and surely not Jen’s.

Although you did bring up a point. Angies fans find Jen VERY appealing or they would not waste time knowing every move she makes or what she is doing. Seiriously, I come to this site often. If there is a thread about someone I am not interested in, I scroll right on by. I do not even take the time to comment on threads unless it is someone or something I find interesting. If you stop and take the time to comment and type huge columns of cr@p, you must find this person Appealing, don’t even try to change my mind, I must tell you, it will not work!

This is a quote from an interview Jen gave… Please tell me the difference between this and what Angelina said. Is this UNCOOL?
I am going to post it everywhere…

Jen said ” It was instant ease when we met and started rehearsing. And I think it’s rare. Sometimes you actually really like the person you are having good chemistry with. We lucked out. It was fun to be at work and play with these people”

This is almost exactly what Angelina said in her Vogue interview. DAMN…HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT… TELL ME..

SHE IS SUCH A HYPOCHRIT.

uhhhh, yeah Debra77, I think there is a big difference between “liking” someone you are working with and then there is “lusting” someone you are working with. Many of us like the people we work with, that being of the opposite sex, but we do not fall in love with them. How about that?

question? WHY are jen hags STILL harping on brad??? he DUMPED maniston 4 YEARS AGO!!! JESUS these freaks make it seem like it was YESTERDAY!!! even their IDOL WHO HATES THEM said it was 100 years ag0??!!!

ivermom @ 12/08/2008 at 5:22 pm uhhhh, yeah Debra77, I think there is a big difference between “liking” someone you are working with and then there is “lusting” someone you are working with
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oh, you mean like Aniston did with Vince when she was technically still married to Brad ? That’s why she was caught three weeks after signing the divorce paper..WiTH HIM in a GRAPHIC POSITION, kissing him full mouth in an hotel room !

Or like she did when she slept with Brad right away without officially breaking up with Tate, HER fiance, who had to learnED it from the press that indeed she officially was through with him cause she moved in with brad a week later, but also who had to learn publicly, from her own bragging mouth that she had s*x with Brad on their first date…all that expressed by herself in front of a very embarrased LETTERMAN and an audience who was taken aback by this inappropriate confession !

The demonstration that she did even worse but has selective memory and the nerve to not only distort a simple sentence by her so called rival to make her point, she also acts as if she is as well as the judge and the accused. SHE IS AS HYPOCRIT AS IT COMES.