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Jennifer Aniston: Don’t Chew My Shoes

Jennifer Aniston: Don’t Chew My Shoes

Jennifer Aniston and costar Owen Wilson are featured in the latest issue of USA Today to promote their upcoming film, Marley & Me, out Christmas Day. Here are the highlights:

Jennifer, you have two dogs, Dolly, a white shepherd mix, and Norman, a corgi-terrier mix. What’s the worst thing — prank, mishap — one of them has pulled? Norman doesn’t do anything wrong. Dolly has so much to live up to. Dolly has chewed expensive rugs, and I almost sent her back to the pound for it. I’m kidding. You realize stuff is stuff. When they’re puppies, they’re puppies. One time I saw her with a shoe in her mouth, and that habit ended right there. I just ripped that little thing out of her mouth. She figured out, “I don’t touch these things with heels and leather.”

How challenging is it promoting this big fun family movie when the public seems to be so curious about your own lives? I think it’s ridiculous. There’s just this insatiable need. I also haven’t had a movie in a long time, so hopefully this is going to create something else to talk about and realize that I have a job, and I’m an actress… I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, “You know what? It’s none of your f—— business.” Seriously, it’s enough. It’s like we’re appealing to the lowest … (Costar Owen Wilson finishes her sentence: “the worst in human nature”.)

Read the full article at USAToday.com.

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ivermom @ 12/08/2008 at 5:10 pm
Angies fans find Jen VERY appealing
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As usual, honey, you simply do not have a clue. We find her “fascinating” like a train wreck. Every time she opens her mouth she inserts her foot. You know you shouldn’t stare, but you can’t help it.

ivermom:

APPEALING is the last word I would have for Fuglifer.
She is distasteful, narcissistic, arrogant, classless, unattractive, vapid and intellectually dumb.

I detest Maniston for her passive-aggressive media games and constant demonizing of Angelina and the kids. Any opportunity to bash Chiniston is an opportunity to expose her fraud.

If you think that’s an acceptable definition of “appealing”, you gotta make a date with Mr. Webster :-)

Miyako s. @ 12/08/2008 at 5:40 pm

Which one is Owen and which one if Chinifer?

Hard to tell with the identical noses.

Oh yes, good explanation there girls. You spend so much of your time posting about Jen because you are not at all facinated with her and her life. Mr Webster my @ss! LMBO! Are you kidding me?

ellie @ 12/08/2008 at 5:29 pm

I think, ellie, that for a 40 year old woman to demean herself by dropping the F-bomb in a public interview is cheap, common and just plain crude. Sorry if you don’t agree, but I call it as I see it.

She’s trying to look like she’s a strong, feisty, independent woman, and instead she’s looking like a superannuated teenager with a potty mouth. Not a pretty sight. And the sad thing is, she honestly doesn’t have a clue.

Do you think you would ever see Angelina Jolie acting like that in a public interview? No way. She has poise and class, two things Aniston obviously never heard of.

boo(real) @ 12/08/2008 at 5:43 pm

hags who say they don’t like BP but always say BP was MARRIED to maniston. don’t even bring up his name when trying to defend maniston

BTW, my Mirriam Webster is right here on my computer desk but I do not need to look it up to know what I am saying about you Ang fans!

ivermom,

Where did Jolie say she was “lusting” after someone she worked with? Show the article, quotes, etc?

Really, what debra77 pointed out is that both women said the same thing about their costars. You are bent on interpreting Jolie’s statement with “lust” because she ended up with Pitt later. Few celebrities said on record they hated coming to work or their costars. In fact few of us say on record we hate coming to work or people we work with, for we all need that paycheck to pay bills.

As for one going to see a movie of actors one likes only, that’s really a silly question. How else do you think these actors earn their money if that is not the case? There would be no fame for Aniston if such is the way people watch movies and shows, would it?

camille b. @ 12/08/2008 at 5:56 pm

Yeah right, Chintastic is as “appealing” as a proctologist’s exam.

ivermom:
Your idol is a an aging 40-yr old TV hack.
Pamela Anderson, anyone?

ivermom,

So you don’t need to look up some words. Am I supposed to deduce from that declaration that you are scholarly, unlike your idol?

Ewwww, what an orange leathery old woman!

Her lips look suspiciously enhanced!

boo(real) @ 12/08/2008 at 6:01 pm

the freaks and hags show themselves as the “romance novel junkies’ that they are..(buried wish that brad will come back)THE TRUTH IS NOW REVEALED!!! jen is the heroine (ugly duckling) who wins the PRINCE! but when ‘the prince” DUMPS the ugly duckling, their world is “SHOCKED” bitter revenge sets in which reveals itself in non-stop hate fest against all things brad and angie. it worked for a time but now maniston is looking bitter, old, desperate, cougarish and GRASPING!!!

…Mirriam Webster…

ivermom,
No wonder you are a fan of Fuglifer’s!

:-) :-) :-)

Not impressed by JA @ 12/08/2008 at 6:03 pm

Jill @ 12/08/2008 at 5:42 pm ellie @ 12/08/2008 at 5:29 pm

I think, ellie, that for a 40 year old woman to demean herself by dropping the F-bomb in a public interview is cheap, common and just plain crude. Sorry if you don’t agree, but I call it as I see it.

She’s trying to look like she’s a strong, feisty, independent woman, and instead she’s looking like a superannuated teenager with a potty mouth. Not a pretty sight. And the sad thing is, she honestly doesn’t have a clue.

Do you think you would ever see Angelina Jolie acting like that in a public interview? No way. She has poise and class, two things Aniston obviously never heard of.
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Don’t even go there JILL !

No actress, whatsoever will curse during an interview, let alone one, promoting her movies.

Singers, unlike actors express part of their personality in their art and have more freedom to talk freely during interviews but actors, they are free within the constraints required by their acting persona when shooting a movie. Oustide of this they are in representation to promot their movie. They are the real professionals in communication and they should respond decently to sell the product properly. They acts like the window of the product.. That’s the second most important part of their job !

There is no excuse for an actress whose 20 years of professionalism to curse consistently for the sake of cursing while promoting a family movie.

This is clearly and undoutedbly beyond tasteless, IT ‘S a PROFESSIONAL GRAVE MISTAKE.

Like i said before, in whatever industries you could get fired when delivering such a poor tasteless demonstration of communication when you have to be your best at selling your product !

Not impressed by JA @ 12/08/2008 at 6:13 pm

boo(real) @ 12/08/2008 at 6:01 pm the freaks and hags show themselves as the “romance novel junkies’ that they are..(buried wish that brad will come back)THE TRUTH IS NOW REVEALED!!! jen is the heroine (ugly duckling) who wins the PRINCE! but when ‘the prince” DUMPS the ugly duckling, their world is “SHOCKED” bitter revenge sets in which reveals itself in non-stop hate fest against all things brad and angie. it worked for a time but now maniston is looking bitter, old, desperate, cougarish and GRASPING!!!
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The problem of that fairy tale is that Maniston was NEVER the princess. She was the witch in disguise who lured the prince making him believe that she was the princess giving false promises while sheming to trap him with an hidden agenda.

In every fairy tale, the princess make sure to take care of the prince and gives him children right away. No prince would go to therapy and would be consistently mocked by a princess who refuse to give him children…remembered : ‘and they live happily forever with kids”…that’s Angie. She is the princess. Maniston s*xual manipulations and fake blond hair put a mask on her true WITCHY dark soul

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# 164 Not impressed by JA @ 12/08/2008 at 6:03 pm Jill @ 12/08/2008 at 5:42 pm ellie @ 12/08/2008 at 5:29 pm

I think, ellie, that for a 40 year old woman to demean herself by dropping the F-bomb in a public interview is cheap, common and just plain crude. Sorry if you don’t agree, but I call it as I see it.

She’s trying to look like she’s a strong, feisty, independent woman, and instead she’s looking like a superannuated teenager with a potty mouth. Not a pretty sight. And the sad thing is, she honestly doesn’t have a clue.

Do you think you would ever see Angelina Jolie acting like that in a public interview? No way. She has poise and class, two things Aniston obviously never heard of
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You know Jill it really doesn’t matter , b/c if Jen didn’t curse you most definitely would’ve complained about something else..
Like I said you me us we are the triangle, look at this silly sh*t we bring up…
Another thing Jill lets not do *** for tat I recall in a recent interview someone was bleep out while crying for her mother ok..
Can we end all this bullsh*t. In my opinion Jen may say as she pleases , you see shes not going anywhere soon or ever , b/c Jill your still on here.. you see what i mean!

ture she is apealing to the lowest low kind of people. hahahahahaaha. Just look at her fans.

Jill @ 12/08/2008 at 12:22 pm just human @ 12/08/2008 at 11:24 am

Oh, honey, get real. Don’t tell me you never ate a McDonald’s cheeseburger or a bag of Fritos in your life. Of all the stupid things to nitpick about.
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I do know why I’m on your case, but you actually responded to something so asinine as that. comment.. I hope i can make it right with you again…
You’ve always so nice i don’t know what happened to you??

How arrogant !!!!!!….She is ” appealing to the lowest ” ?……The lowest form of her fans, who adore her, and made her rich ?……Maybe I just took that comment wrong, but it stinks…..There is more of that interview on http://www.omg.com….

Voe, come on now, did I really say that Jolie used the word ‘Lust’ in any quote………….I didn’t think so. Thanks for letting me clarify that.

And I am not saying I am “scholarly” at all, I just have common sense is all!

I totally understand looking at the “trainwreck” but what I do not understand is wasting precious time posting on someone that you loathe. I would love to hear an explanation on that one………

From Lainey @ 12/08/2008 at 7:21 pm

F-ck off…but don’t stop caring

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson sat down with USA Today to promote Marley & Me. They talked about dogs a lot, which would have made it a super interview for someone like me, but then of course she had to kill it with her hypocritically indignant diatribe about public interest in her personal life. Fail.

As for Owen’s face, and why he kept walking out during the interview (something like 3 times), like I said last week, Hollywood condones many habits. What’s a managed addiction so long as the actor keeps working? He’s a sad man battling some sad beasts in a cesspool industry that only encourages it until it hurts the bottom line.

And then there’s Jennifer Aniston. Apparently she’s Meryl Streep now. And she’s an entertainer, period. Which is why we should stop caring about what goes on in her life when the camera isn’t rolling. Like f-ck off with the privacy invasion. She doesn’t want you knowing her business. She just wants you to appreciate her work.

Ummm…what work?

Is Jennifer Aniston famous because she was able to showcase her ridiculous undeniable talent on Friends? Or is she famous because she had great hair on Friends? Is she famous because you saw Picture Perfect and called her the next Susan Sarandon? Or is she famous because she married Brad Pitt?

Jennifer believes she’s famous because she’s an “actress”:

I think it’s ridiculous. There’s just this insatiable need. I also haven’t had a movie in a long time, so hopefully this is going to create something else to talk about and realize that I have a job, and I’m an actress.I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, “You know what? It’s none of your f-cking business.” Seriously, it’s enough. It’s like we’re appealing to the lowest …

It’s a general lament from the narcissistic twats selling themselves in Hollywood – that they want to be left alone to explore their “craft” while at the same time engaging in PR tactics that have nothing to do with their “craft” in order to entice people into caring about their “craft”.

Simply put, most celebrities these days cannot promote a project without promoting themselves. Because they have become the product. Becoming the product was entirely of their own doing. This is true of Jennifer Aniston. It is not true of Meryl Streep. Jennifer Aniston is talking like she’s Meryl Streep. She is talking out of her ass.

She is still full of clichés too:

And this is at a time when we should be so inspired and excited with what’s happening with the president. It’s a time to be positive and join together. We’re just trying to entertain you, man. Don’t shoot the messenger.

Oh lawd. Is she capable of speaking without a tagline? What does that mean – don’t shoot the messenger? How is this relevant? Why do women hear this sh-t and stand up and tweak their nipples with delight???

All this when she just visited Oprah last week and allowed the Mighty One to ask her about Brad and Angelina and John Mayer. Why didn’t she tell the Opesey to f-ck right off? Why didn’t she decline to discuss the Brange during her interview with Vogue? Why did she INVITE THE JOURNALIST FROM VOGUE INTO HER HOME if she doesn’t want people caring about her home life???

If the “work” is all that matters, why does it matter how she chose to decorate her living room?

Just asking.

Read the full USA Today interview here. If she had stayed on topic with dogs only, it would have been a win win win.

#3 your post cracked me up! Love all those names- all of them fit her! Great post!!!!!

OMG!!!!! @ 12/08/2008 at 7:22 pm #3 your post cracked me up! Love all those names- all of them fit her! Great post!!!!!
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Cliniqua- love your post too- so true!

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