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Jennifer Aniston: My Body & Me!
Jennifer Aniston shows off her legs for days in a Valentino LBD at the premiere of her new film, Marley & Me, held at the Mann Village Theater Westwood, Calif., on Thursday night.
The 39-year-old actress, who carried around a red Ferragamo clutch, has everyone talking about her smokin’ body after her revealing GQ photoshoot. Neckties anyone?
Boyfriend John Meyer and co-star Owen Wilson were on-hand for the festivities. And of course, Marley!
30+ pictures inside of Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of Marley & Me…
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Ummm… what’s wrong with her knees? Are these bad pictures or do her legs look f’d up?
shut up, her knees look nice
and she was soo hot on that cover
she is gorgeous
I can’t believe this woman is 40yo. She looks fabulous!!!!!!
I watched a bit of the dog premiere:
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The “crowd” seems very controlled; no screaming for the hag or owen.
Sort of lukewarm yelling of “yays” from a few fat women.
There are lots of FAT, HOMELY MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN on the bleachers… Also OLD people… what’s up with that?
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The crowd is only 1 line deep standing along the street. Most of them are wearing Santa hats - WTF ?
(Can you say, “paid” to be there? lol).
On the bleachers, yes, people were standing and taking photos of her, but again, they seem very well-behaved.
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The dog with the ugly bow is shown on screen ALL the freakin’ time. The dog is ill-behaved too, barking and tongue-lashing :-)
One of the announcers said: That’s the true star of the movie, folks.
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She signed a few autographs, but you don’t see people trampling over each other to get to her, or screaming her name.
She waves a lot and smiles and touches her hair a lot.
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When a fan brings up a camera to take a photo of her or WITH her, she kind of turns away (hmm, not too confident about her FACE :-)
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They didn’t cross a street to get to other fans; it’s just these 2 sides of the red carpet.
So I don’t know where the “1500 lining the street” figure is from… I mean, it looked pretty deserted!
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She is flanked by huvane and owen.. Weird, she and owen are doing interviews together, not separately. They tag-team all the questions. Huvane doesn’t leave her side at all.
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She is wearing a short black strapless dress. She looks slim. They never showed the rest of her (from waist down).
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She flaps her hands a lot; widens her eyes, doesn’t look straight at the camera (shows only her profile, you know?)… weird.
She does this thing (a la Rachel Green) where she takes her hands and grabs her forehead, covering her face.
She seems nervous and uneasy.
When owen disappears and doesn’t join her in one interview, she says: Uh oh, this is hard!
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And her face, uhhh, how do I say this delicately, it looks exactly as we think it does… LONG chin, wide nose, beady eyes.
She makes faces a lot, scrunching her lips and moving her eyebrows and widening her eyes.
It is unflattering.
I detect the signs of botox on the upper lip - you can tell, you know? It just doesn’t look natural when the lip curls.
Her lips are indeed VERY thin.
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OK, her much vaunted hair?
Dude, you can see the black roots, and it is not smooth and silky like you see in the photos.
In the light, her hair looks stringy and towards the top of her head, some hairs are standing up, if ya know what I mean…
Ugh, I’m actually disappointed with the hair - I mean her fans are going on and on about her hair!
Crap, the hype is never as good as reality.
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The only 2 “celebrities” I saw posing looked like Katherine Heigl and that famewh*re from The Hills TV show watzhername.
There’s probably others, I didn’t catch them?
The kids in the movie were there, as was Alan Arkin, who plays owen’s boss in the movie.
Ah, and her Peeboy was there. HE cannot stop talking; boy, he’s a motormouth!
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Overall, it looked pretty dead.
More like a funeral than a movie premiere.
nothing glam about rachel, i mean, maniston….
i can’t stand this whack job
WOW she looks wonderful. John is a nice looking guy too
STILL GETTING OVER THE NAKEDISH PIX AND ACCOMPANYING ARTICLE.
GET A LIFE JEN, AND STOP CRAPPING ON ABOUT EMPOWERING WOMEN WHEN YOU APPEAR NAKED IT ISNT EXACTLY A FEMINIST STATEMENT!!
Where are all the A-Listers? More pixs of the dog than anyone else.
“oh jen” must be another jolie lover
that woman is so perfect
donating, adopting 4 kids, so surreal
it’s so obvious that she does that to get a better image
i prefer jeniffer aniston mucho more
sorry jen after trying so hard still a d-lister.
Now Halle looks hot for 40 years old. Jen not so much..sorry teenage girl.
I did not know there was a premier. All the talk has been about the naked cover, and Brad and Angie. Why was no one talking about the movie. This premier looks kind of boring. I am not hating just making an observation. Where are her loyal fans. Where are her supporters. I am just asking. But this was not an A list event.. So what was I thinking.
she really needs a make over. she has had the same hair, same makeup, same boring black dress since 95..she needs to switch it up. but at least she is glowing and looks happy.
ebmo @ 12/11/2008 at 11:22 pm
ROTFLMAO!!!!
E! just covered X’s n*de shoot in the same segment as Carmen Electra’s Playboy centerfold and Kloe Kardashian’s fur ad!
Right down there with the D-listers where she belongs!
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That is hilarious.
No more Brad, so she’s back to the D-list crowd.
http://www.jjb.yuku.com/topic/442908/t/Angelina-Jolie-vs-Jennifer-Aniston-The-magazine-covers.html?page=2
her face reminds me of dopey from snow white and the 7 dwarfs.
JENNIFER= nice athletic figure, cute face..but limited in what she can look good in…does not ever look classy…just healthy and simple pretty, foul-mouth, note-worthy only as an actress in romantic comedies…type-cast for sure, seems insecure and bitter…
ANGELINA= used to have sexy body…but now.., gorgeous beautiful face..has more versatility in looks…sexy..classy..hot..conservative…, amazing actress…although has never been in comedy…don’t think she could pull that off, seems insecure at times, very honest and open
Jen seems affectionate with Owens, while Mayer stands looking lonely. How long before the next breakup? Will Mayer disclose all about what Jen really looks like without her clothes?
nice body yes but the face. one ugly motherF@cker
lol i love how people come on here and take the time to criticize someone they don’t even know….
Bad legs, stringy hair and a dress that a high school girl would wear to the homecoming dance. What’s going to happen when the novelty of the nude cover wears off? There you will be-back to the C-list crowd.
Angelina is a QUEEN. Very Regal. She,on the other hand is a plain jane,a commoner. Nothing great about her.
I Love Jen! I hope her film does well because she’s a great actress! She looks so pretty and I am glad she is happy. Why don’t you haters listen to her rather than the tabloids! :)
Those are supposed to be nice legs? yeah, more like nice botox Stalker Jenmaniston. She looks better photoshopped on the cover because here it’s obvious she has some chunk and funk all mixed into one big pile of orange goo.
:lol:
She look good for almost 40!
but I must say, why all the diggs at Angie Jolie? Women tend to do that. Why not get mad at her husband at the time. There must have been trouble in the marriage before Angie came along.
also what is up wiht Oprah supporting a women like her. She normally would tell a women like Jen to stop the back biting at the women and be upset with the man. I mean my goodness she still calls him. She is hoping?
LMFAO. WTF is she wearing and who said that woman have great legs need a new pair of glasses. Fugly at its best.
Bye Jenloonies and enjoy your ****** idol lol
Wow, those are some knobby knees. Why didn’t she cover them up with a long dress rather than wearing that ridiculous mini?
Just goes to show what I’ve always said — Angelina could put on a burlap sack and make it look like a bajillion-dollar dress. Poor Jenny-poo puts on a bajillion-dollar dress and makes it look like a burlap sack.
How come there are no photos of her with Mayer? He’s just standing there like a bump on a stump.
is it just me or does john mayer look really really apathetic and distant?
i never thought much of him ..but he is in such a totally unenviable position now ..hope he has a bunch of rich material to write music about when he is done putting up this charade after the movie is released …least he deserves for trying to put on a chivalrous show through all the embarrassment he is being put thro by his supposed muse..
She’s not white, she’s not brown, she’s not black, she’s a bad shade of orange.
Janie @ 12/11/2008 at 11:51 pm
Why don’t you haters listen to her rather than the tabloids! :)
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Actually I did and I must say she is not intelligent.
She is merely an actress, not very good-looking and not compelling to watch.
Many other actresses are better but don’t seem to have her PR machine.
Perhaps she is a product of successful marketing.
I am neither fan nor hater.
I loved the book but don’t know if I’ll watch the movie (the script did not stay true to the book).
Her choice of words and phrases, her
The makeup made her look naturally pretty! Her face looks amazing!
But, i don’t know… I really don’t like her with John Meyer, maybe is the way he show himself at the media, but that’s something that doesn’t feel right about them… I wish that she would find a better man and be completely happy…
Has much as I hate the way that she handled her break up, and even teaming Jolie all the way, I do wish her happiness and deep down, she seams to be a nice girl (even trying so hard to be in the media lately). But I quite unsure about her relationship…
But probably I’m wrong, her fans (and herself) says that she’s happy, so be it!
Nice premiere, not as big as the TCCOBB, but it looks quite *cozy* and she looks so adorable…
It’s Dec and Maniston is still tanned.
She look like Kim Catrall of SATC . are they the same age ?
hey jen haters..go away! go to your bradengelina site if you can not stand Jen!..its so funny how contradict yourself by following her story..
Jen look happy and John look so cute..its show how they are secure about they relation.. Owen looks very happy and healthy..
con’t
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Her choice of words and phrases, her statements and perspectives are very juvenile.
She does not give the impression of an intelligent, informed woman.
Jen looks amazing. She is glowing, the best shes looked. I am glad John Mayer was there to support his woman. This was Jennifer’s premeire and instead of making it all about them, John stepped aside and let his woman shine.
Ugh knobby knees, maybe plastic surgery on this next? She still looks like Jay Leno’s sister. John Mayer acts like he’s being forced to be at this boring premiere. I’m sorry Jen you can’t pull in a crowd or the cheers that Hollywood royalty like the Jolie Pitt gets. You no longer have Brad Pitt just a sleazy John Mayer, you are such a desperate and obessive has-been. Now you’re posing au natural to get attention? Get a life.
# 34 loud whispers @ 12/12/2008 at 12:06 am
This was Jennifer’s premeire and instead of making it all about them, John stepped aside and let his woman shine.
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Or maybe she just paid him to be there. How come there are no photos of them together? He looks like he’d rather be somewhere else.
loud whispers @ 12/12/2008 at 12:06 am
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I like your comments,pretty close to what I was going to say. I think she
looks beautiful and glowing. John looks handsome,everyone looks so nice. I hope the movie is a hit!
Jesus, who’s that ugly-looking thing in the 21st photo? Is that Huvane??
Most botox the forehead. Aniston botox her chin. Well it is the biggest part of her face. Very waxy chin. Look at the knees. Another example of how much her GQ pics were photoshopped
no longer a lurker @ 12/12/2008 at 12:01 am
Angelina Is Still Hotter
By fitsnews • on December 12, 2008
Well, there’s Jennifer Aniston, b-b-buck nekkid with the exception of a poorly-placed necktie.
And no, you can’t get rid of the necktie by rubbing your thumb over your monitor … cause we tried that already. Many, many times, in fact.
Anyway, let’s start with the obvious … she looks good.
In fact, she looks “real good” as a friend of a friend from Inman, S.C. would say.
And not that we’ve ever been inordinately focused on Jennifer Aniston’s boobs, but we definitely like this shapeage better than what we saw on that totally topless - and thus NSFW - video of her walking down some Mexican beach a few years back.
She’s put some meat on them bones, which is a good thing …
But the question still stands - does she even hold a candle to Angelina? The woman she loathes? The woman about whom she vented a bit more of her spleen in this GQ exclusive?
Short answer? No.
And not to get all fortune cookie on y’all, but green isn’t a good color on anybody … especially when the green is jealousy.
We’re not sure how long it’s been since Brad Pitt broke Jen’s heart, but we’re pretty sure Nixon was in the White House and “Hey Mr. Tambourine Man” was on Top 40 radio.
Which is to say get over it, Jen … and not via loveless rebounds with Vince Vaughn and John Mayer.
Learning to love yourself? That’s right. It’s still the greatest love of all.
http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/12/12/angelina-is-still-hotter/
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Hi Jill,
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I’m pretty sure that is Alan Arkin,but I could be wrong!
i’m shock .. the world is shock .. she is wearing a dress!! why didn’t she came to the premier naked ? this will get all the attention the movie needed..
What the heck, Angelina Jolie’s leg (when she’s wearing those black miniskirt dress with flesh colored heels) looks way better than that of Jennifer Aniston.
Her lips are enhanced.
Whose lips is she trying to imitate?
ahahahahhahaa
Hi Jade, maybe… but lord, if that’s Alan Arkin, what happened to him??
Somebody said she was flanked by Huvane and Wilson all night. Now I realize a woman only has two sides and therefore can only be flanked by two men, but don’t you think one of them should have been her “boyfriend”? That is, if Mayer really is her boyfriend… which I am having more and more doubts about. Something about that setup doesn’t smell right.
Wow, the photos of her unphotoshopped are frightening. How scary is she and what a butterball. There was a lot of retouching going on for this cover.
Team Aniston !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Team Aniston !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Team Aniston !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Team Aniston !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Team Aniston !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sholly @ 12/11/2008 at 4:50 pm
http://i34.tinypic.com/25kr9mw.jpg
Thanks for the great pix. Love it!
passing Through @ 12/11/2008 at 11:35 pm
BTW - When I commented earlier that X had worn the same style of strapless black dress as Angie I meant the one for the NYFF premiere of Changeling, not the CCOBB dress. As a matter of fact…If my stomach can stand it…I feel a little Photoshop urge coming on…
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# 265 amaya @ 12/11/2008 at 11:38 pm
YES! You are correct.
Angie’s length though, is classy and elegant whilst Hagiston’s was short and s kanky.
Please PT, post another side by side comparison … hehehehe
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passing Through @ 12/12/2008 at 12:16 am
I just posted it…but it bears repeating…
http://i36.tinypic.com/dpfo6r.jpg
QQQQ @ 12/12/2008 at 12:35 am
Jennifer Aniston just can’t button up over Brad Pitt
http://www.bostonherald.c…button_up_over_Brad_Pitt/
Jennifer Aniston is stark, raving n*de.
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Ever since Brad Pitt jettisoned the former “Friend” for fertility goddess Angelina Jolie, Aniston just can’t keep her clothes on.
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Aniston’s latest striptease is next month’s GQ cover, where the almost 40-year-old wears nothin’ but a necktie, shielding naughty bits with her wrists and a well-positioned knee.
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Inside, she frolics footloose and frock-free with two men and sits spread-eagle in men’s skivvies, an open shirt and nothing else. She’s supposed to be promoting the family-friendly “Marley & Me” but, for some reason, can’t stop talking about what she calls the “insane Bermuda Triangle” that is Jen, Jolie and Pitt.
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Cue the awkward:
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“The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends,” she jokes to GQ. “Can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip and Knox . . .”
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Oh, honey. Build a bridge.
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Yes, Aniston’s hysterical - and not in a ha-ha way. Think Glenn “I-won’t-be-ignored-Dan” Close in “Fatal Attraction.”
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She could give lessons in loony. Aniston sues magazines and Web sites for publishing topless shots of her but shows skin on the cover of Rolling Stone and in “The Breakup” and “The Good Girl,” to name a few naked truths.
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In fact, this isn’t the first time Aniston’s graced the cover of GQ sans attire. She was shirtless in 2005, when she was anointed Woman of the Year.
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And she gets annoyed when people ask about her personal life - most recently griping at a USA Today reporter - but can’t stop yapping about Brangelina and how “uncool” it all was and how extraordinary her musician boyfriend John Mayer is. All while demonstrating that her boobs are perkier than ever.
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What is it with this relentless notion that if a middle-aged celebrity can somehow defy gravity, it’s a crime not to prove it? Who said in order to be OK with yourself, you’ve got to pose with nothing but a spray tan?
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You know what I’d like to see? Men acting this way when they’re dumped - like ex-Mr. Madonna Guy Ritchie on the cover of Vogue wearing nothing but a cone bra, complaining about how uncool A-Rod is.
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“I feel more comfortable today than I ever did in my 20s or early 30s.” Aniston told GQ. “I’m healthier. I’m more at peace in my mind and with my body.”
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Good for you, Jen. Now get thee to H & M. And here, borrow my coat.
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Luvs it!
Calling out the Fraudiston/Hagiston/Maniston for her fakery.
LMAO@4!! I enjoyed reading this. The only premier that had the 1,500 lining the streets was Twilight. And Iron Man LOL
The dog looks like the best thing there.
You haters GET A LIFE! She’s awesome, looks gorgeous! You would die if you look like her when you turn 40! Why does everyone talks about Pitt and Jolie? Those 2 are worse with all the kids in their house and still thinking of adopting more. I have 2 kids and to give them the attention they deserve is not easy… can’t imagine having 6! They are beyond nuts! Jen is awesome and she looks happy. Leave this woman alone you idiots!
@julianne: maniston?! u must have got that from perez..that is soo pathetic lol
Great post! Thanks : # 41 beatrice @ 12/12/2008 at 12:18 am
This Body and Me premier is so BORING………..
Alan Arkin looks sick to me. I hope there is nothing bad happened to him. He was very good in’ Little Miss Sunshine’
John Mayer looks like he wanted to be somewhere eles but had to be there.
Did Jen copy Angie style at TCBB premier in a short version
or what ??
The dog may got more attention than her.
Even she stripped down to the premier , there’s no interest in her anymore.
This woman is slowly but surely going to alienate herself from the high tier of actors in Hollywood. Brad Pitt has clout and AJ is the Billion Dollar Baby so Aniston and her constant need to interject BP and AJ in her interviews will soon have doors shut on her.
She does’t seem to bright not to realize that her ex husband and AJ are like Hollywood’s power couple elite couple..with the award season coming up..she is looking sadder and sadder, so the only thing she can do is strip down.
ppl who call her maniston r so pathetic lol
i feel sorry for Jen and her shallow fans, the woman is having a melt down before your very eyes and no one wants to admit it and help her, Britney spears anyone? why can’t she get on with her life without talking about her ex? she is still in love with brad, Jen please seek help, i use to like Jen, now i feel really sorry for her and her attempt to get attention. in all these negative ways.
why didnt she pull up her hair???? oh i remember…………. HER FACE, HER FACE, HER FACE
she’s weird @ 12/12/2008 at 12:59 am
This woman is slowly but surely going to alienate herself from the high tier of actors in Hollywood.
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She already has. None of them attended her premiere tonight.
Is she going to her prom night?
The face doesnt lie, botoxxxxxxxx baby
QQQQ @ 12/12/2008 at 12:43 am
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Jennifer Aniston: Obsessed with publicity and one-upping Angelina
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by Joanna Douglas, Shine Staff,
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Days after Jennifer Aniston told “USA Today” that she’s “getting sick of” talking about her personal life and that it’s none of people’s “f—ing business,” the actress appears in nothing but a necktie on the cover of GQ to gush about her love life and take more cracks at the Brangelina crew.
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She already took a stab at Jolie, saying that Angie discussing her early courtship with Brad on the set of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” while Jen was still married to him was “really uncool.” Now she jokes, claiming she doesn’t know why people are so interested in the feud.
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“The funny thing is, people don’t realize we all go away to The Hamptons on the weekends,” jokes Aniston. “That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox…”
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Are we the only ones that find Jen joking about their kids a bit sad and desperate? Can’t she just let it go and talk about her own life? You don’t hear Brad and Angelina talking about Jen!
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Jen also talks about movie roles in a hypocritical way. “There are too many movies out there that don’t empower women, movies in which their only way of being happy is finding a man,” she says. “And you know, that’s not my favorite theme.” Tack this on to her upcoming role in “He’s Just Not That Into You” and the film she’s currently working on, “Pumas” about “aspiring cougars” and Jen’s image is looking worse and worse.
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If she’s going agree to do these embarrassing interviews and scandalous magazine covers, maybe she should stop complaining about the public being so fascinated with her. Also, as a side note: Jen can strip down n ude, and try all she wants, but she’s never going to be innately sexy in the same way as Angelina. We’d rather see her just be herself.
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http://shine.yahoo.com/ch…e-upping-angelina-328176/
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And the backlash keeps coming!
QQQQ @ 12/12/2008 at 1:06 am
You don’t have to take your clothes off. No, Really.
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http://www.afterellen.com…s-off?&comment=682556
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Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of the latest GQ issue wearing nothing but a tie.
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Ostensibly doing the rounds to promote her new movie Marley & Me, Jen actually seems to be playing an elaborate game of strip poker - each time she does a new magazine cover, she loses more articles of clothing.
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I like Jen, but enough already! We get it - you’re almost 40 and you’re still hot! Now can you put a shirt on, please? A dry one? Loan one to Keri while you’re at it.
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Sometimes less is more, but sometimes less is just less.
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thx 4Q for all the articles.
Cute.
i agree, something is wrong with Jen, is she on drugs? her behavior is really weird, she keeps selling her dignity and soul, she has become one of these women with no class, i don’t want to represent me, i am more than my body, how about moving on after a divorce with class, showing how strong you are after a marriage end? and not talking about your ex all the time in public, she is still in love with brad, that is so sad to watch. i do wish Jen peace.
a fan @ 12/12/2008 at 12:47 am You would die if you look like her when you turn 40! . . . I have 2 kids and to give them the attention they deserve is not easy… can’t imagine having 6!
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I’m sorry to hear you are having such a hard time handling your life. Some people just have limits on what they can do and accomplish in life. For you it seems like having only 2 children is already straining you so it’s good that you know your limits.
Have a happy holiday season and try not to stress too much. Children pick up on these things.
Jade,
Hey. I can’t wait to see Marley and Me. Pretty soon. I saw Australia this weekend. Can we say…..H e l l o, Hugh Jackman. (sighing). Probably the best movie I have seen all year. The actors were superb and the little boy, has the sweetest face. I saw a preview of Marley and Me; looked quite good and the audience were buzzing about it as a good movie to see this Christmas.
Jill @ 12/12/2008 at 1:15 am
she’s weird @ 12/12/2008 at 12:59 am
This woman is slowly but surely going to alienate herself from the high tier of actors in Hollywood.
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She already has. None of them attended her premiere tonight.
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Jill,
Gasp! You mean that Lauren desperately-seeking-fame-chick from The Hills TV show is not A-list ? I mean, she was there to support Fugliston…
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you people are really pathetic and the jolie flapperlips worshippers are really one brain cell short of dead. she is cute intellegent and has more class in her pinkie than peewee and jolie put together. john is doing the right thing and not hogging the lime light as it is her film and owens unlike someone else at everbody’s premiere that i call total class. story hater you must all be american as only you and the canadians worship at the feet of ****** and cheaters. how pathetic mo wonder your country is becoming a mess. sorry for the real american honest and good people but the people that post and worship jolie and peewee make your country look bad and stupid and laughable
CLINIQUA @ 12/12/2008 at 1:11 am
http://i37.tinypic.com/2prwu81.jpg
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That is so funny!
Thanks for posting.
some should tell Lauren how X feels about reality stars.
I remember in one interview she was totally dissing them.
Her roots are crap; her knees are f’d up, and she has stubby man-hands.
No wonder Perezzers calls her Maniston.
You would think huvane and her pr team made sure to buff and shine her up like a shiny 3 dollar coin :-)
She don’t look too good there.
Her premiere looked suc.ked lemons.
Doesn’t bode well for the dog movie - where the DOG dies.
What the heck kind of movie for kids is this?
she looks pretty and very happy
all the best for you jen
This chick is so desperate. Selling her ass in hopes someone will go see her movie. Dumb ass should have showed it in the movie. I’ll pass on the dog movie. I don’t like watching mentally ill people make a fool of themself.
my god, she looks georgeous, can’t wait to see the movie
umm… a fan# 52, i was raised with 6 siblings, it was wonderful, how dare you think a large family is a bad thing, and i myself adopted 2 of my children, there is nothing wrong with a large family, but there is something wrong with sick shallow people like you and Jen thinking it’s wrong. my cousin had 9, back in the day, it was common. i am so proud of the selfless couple brad and Angelina, they should be commented, they are truly blessed and from brad, he is happy with his life.
she didnt take any pics with john, how boring
Since when has women stripping empowered them. It’s a kick back to the old days. Wait old as Jen is she don’t know any better.
She is just too dumb.
Mayer looks so stupid over there. Ugly as he is he should be in the back somewhere. He is just like Jen have no self respect.
John and Jen are not together like that. He is a phony prop. Look at the picture you can see it. Jen needs a man to get in the media tabloids so pr buys Mayer for her. Mayer must be broke to do this job. He is reduced to job where men stand on the side of the road holding signs. Mayer needs to find his dignity.
I looked at this:
http://i37.tinypic.com/2prwu81.jpg
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I think Anuiston looks quite average and this is why she is insecure about her looks.
She KNOWS it.
Her own mother told her, she wasn’t a beauty in high school, even Kimberly Stewart called her homely, and during her marriage to Brad people snickered that he was prettier than her.
And here she’s up against Jolie - a woman that most of the world considers “stunning”, “gorgeous”,”sultry” etc.
No wonder Anistun has a complex. And at 40, she is undressing and showing off her body. She’s trying to overcome her insecurity with her looks.
OMG she look so desperate. John looks like he was paid to be there.
I can’t wait until this dog movie and the rest bomb so she can go away.
Sad she need the douche bag to show up. Mayer can kiss his career buy. He lost major cool points being an extra in the crowd.
True that . She is more intimate with Owen than John. This is just stupid and hilarious looking. How does Jen suck the life out of everything she touch. This show Jen is mixed up. Some strange is going on.
What ugly shoe’s she’s wearing.
She looks gorgeous!!!
Those pictures are just sad and empty. No happiness-no life at all.
A phony cover by all.
John’s clothes looks so stupid. What the heck is that. He looks trained just like the dog. They should have put a bow around John’s neck.
Like a good doggy he stays where they say stay. Bet he walks along side you and don’t run out in the streets chasing cars. Wonder does he still piss in his pants.
she didnt get photographed with John because they are not a couple : the act is over soon
bwhahahahaahaha
LOON MELTDOWN!
LOON MELTDOWN!
LOON MELTDOWN!
LOON MELTDOWN!
LOON MELTDOWN!
John Mayer is a CAA paid actor : FACT
she looks beautiful..yes not extra ordinary but beautiful..keep it up ms. aniston.
wow she looks gorgeous!
FACEBOOK: JASMINE KULTALAHTI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shiloh’s movie Benjamin Button is nominated for 5 Golden Globes while Maniston still hasn’t been in a nominated film.
ROFL… At least she has her Dog movie and peeboy.
@ post #4, who said “There are lots of FAT, HOMELY MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN on the bleachers… Also OLD people… what’s up with that?”
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What’s up with your post? It’s one thing to make fun of the celebrities, but your comments about the audience are downright cruel and uncalled for. Since when does a person have to be young and beautiful to go see a movie? Sheesh! And then you had to even pick on the dog too? How mean and hateful are you? (And before anyone says it, I’m NOT referring to Aniston when I say “the dog”!)
thanks justjared for thic beautiful pics
love jen
I WILL DEFINITELY BOYCOTT EVERY MOVIE SHE IS IN. Using children’s name for publicity is way ,way below the belt. And is in bad taste.I hope no one watches her movie. The premier does look empty. No support from fellow actors and definitely no fans.
i think ppl are too harsh about her…
i think she looks very pretty at the premiere. i totally prefer brange over her…but you have to give her credit for looking so gorgeous at the age of 40 (or close to)! glad to see her smiling and looking healthy.
she is dull however at the end of the day.
In a way Jennifer. You are an idiot.
she never looked better
50 aannd fabulous!! she looks almost 3 or 4 years younger. thats my gal!!!!
are the people on here being paid to criticize??? do any of you know her or angelina personally??? who cares if you think she looks like a man or can’t act, she’s STILL getting paid. and unintelligent??? hmm, let’s not EVEN go there with Britney Spears and Speidi still on the loose!
I think a lot of people who post here are from Jolie’s PR/Management team.
jennifer you look sexy, with or without dress
lovely shining face and sexy body
Jen has a beautiful body but an average face. She can still look very nice though and looks great at this premiere.
Can somebody tell me what is this movie about? I watched the trailer and looked the interviews.
Is this a dog movie like “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” or “Bethoven” movie?
Thank you
I am sorry, but this:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=12&evt=aniston-premiere&pic=jennifer-aniston-marley-and-me-premiere-05.jpg
And this:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=12&evt=aniston-nude&pic=jennifer-aniston-necktie-nude-04.jpg
Are so different! Thats not the same face!
Dyna @ 12/12/2008 at 3:40 am
What’s up with your post? It’s one thing to make fun of the celebrities, but your comments about the audience are downright cruel and uncalled for. Since when does a person have to be young and beautiful to go see a movie? Sheesh! And then you had to even pick on the dog too? How mean and hateful are you? (And before anyone says it, I’m NOT referring to Aniston when I say “the dog”!)
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I was LMAO with this line ” And then you had to even pick on the dog too? How mean and hateful are you? (And before anyone says it, I’m NOT referring to Aniston when I say “the dog”)
so funnyyyyyyyyy hehehahahaha
She looks much better than that emaciated Hoelina her cheating X left her for.
Jen Aniston and her spin machine are right over the edge looney tunes this time. Imagine those poor St. Judes kids that Aniston POSES with seeing the January issue of GQ on the news-stands … and that shot of Jen with the boys that suggests an orgy — right before the Christmas release of Marley & Me … you have to wonder. I am assuming that John Mayer, radiant until this Aniston phase, is on some kind of contract, or threat: He looks so unhappy and not there. All surface and no substance — LESS Aniston in the New Year, please!!!!
Cryssa @ 12/12/2008 at 5:54 am
yah know if X looks better than Angelina then Brad Pitt, VV and Paul Sculptor and John Mayer (first time dumped) wouldn’t dumped her would they ????
She looks nothing like she did in the GQ shoot!
Oh Jen the Hag, that’s the best you can come up with? Fact is, Brad is a cheat. Plain and simple. And Hoelina is no better. Billy Bob was engaged when he hooked up with Hoelina. It’s a cycle that never ends with this woman. Aniston is better off without adulterers like Brad. So go back you “hag” to bowing down to cheaters. Just shows you approve of such behaviour.
JA slip her hand inside OW’s shirt, like AJ does when she is standing with BP. The difference is BP is HERS, her man, she feels the need to touch him intimately, JA copied the same pose but OW is just a co-star in the movie!! Strange…
jen you are my dreamgirl
How adorable is Marley!!!!!!!
She looks soooo BEAUTIFUL!!!!
John is so cute staying by her side….
LOVE THEM
I can’t see John Mayer without thinking about his fetish for golden showers. I’m dying to know if Aniston actually lets him pee on her. What a funny visual that conjures up in my mind. Disgusting, but funny. “John, stop peeing on me! It’s bad enough that the dog peed on me every day during filming!” ha.
She looks amazing- gorgeous. She does not even look 30. Glad Mayer was there for support. Very cute picture of Owen Wilson- I think they will be a good comedic team. I hope Owen is doing well. He looks good and healthy and Jen looks more adorable than ever.
John and Jen are not a couple. They break up in a few weeks and she marries someone else. CAA organised it all. It is fake. Wait and see….
That ACTING big mouthed lame musician, Mayer, needs to leave already. He is copying the appearance of the person Jen married. Wait and see.
She looks beautiful and happy. Owen seems to be doing much better. Good for him.
She is so boring!
a friendly advice to jen,
don’t compete with anybody, don’t copy what the others are doing - it will just make you pathetic. compete with yourself . it will do wonders to your self esteem seeing how you have improved, or how you become a better person than the previous years. it will endear you to many people. talking bad about other people (and innocent kids) and swearing - it will not catapult you to the A-list in HW, much less make you a better person. one more thing, less is more does not mean you have to go naked. leave that to the bold stars/starlets. i am sure you don’t want to be classified with them. there is still hope for you jen.
This woman does NOT have great legs. They in fact are short legs and thick legs. Beautiful legs are those that you find on runway models–long and lean.
Her dress is too short. She really would look better dressed age appropriate.
Love her and im happy that owen is doing better he is a funny actor who deserves to be happy
she looks great love the hair ,body dress i just love everything about her can’t wait for the movie .JOHN looks great he should grow his just a little bit and he will look great he looks so young and fresh WAY BETTER AND HOTTER THAT THE OLD MAN THAT IS JENNIFER’S EX HUSBAND
JOHN AND JEN : never slept together, never really dates, and acted the whole time. The Showmance is over.
beatrice @ 12/12/2008 at 1:35 am Jill @ 12/12/2008 at 1:15 am
she’s weird @ 12/12/2008 at 12:59 am
This woman is slowly but surely going to alienate herself from the high tier of actors in Hollywood.
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She already has. None of them attended her premiere tonight.
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Jill,
Gasp! You mean that Lauren desperately-seeking-fame-chick from The Hills TV show is not A-list ? I mean, she was there to support Fugliston…
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Where was her BFF to support her ?…Oh well, she was UNCOOL being at the CCOBB premiere instead and not showing support to her BFF.
y do u all hate jennifer so much..leave her alone…shes done nothng wrong…people ask her about brad she answers them so what!!1…god americans can be soo mean !
Jenn poses with Owen just like she used to fake pose with Brad during their marriage. Poor Brad wanted a real relationship, and not just sex with someone pretending a relationship for the tabloids. Brad got what he wanted, and Jenn seems to enjoy the shallow made for tabloid set ups.
y do u all hate jennifer so much..leave her alone…shes done nothng wrong…people ask her about brad she answers them so what!!1…god americans can be soo mean !
Cryssa @ 12/12/2008 at 6:37 am Oh Jen the Hag, that’s the best you can come up with? Fact is, Brad is a cheat. Plain and simple. And Hoelina is no better. Billy Bob was engaged when he hooked up with Hoelina
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And Sluttifer Skankiston was very much engaged to Tate when she f*cked Brad on the very first datre. She extend the COOLNESS of this confession bragging about it on TV in the face of her fiance and a stunned audience !
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Hypocrit and a sl*t she already was, now turning a p*rn star who likes very young men as furnitures to simulate an orgy ! Group s*x is probably one of those things she will engaged into very soon. All this in front of a camera now that she has tasted the flavour of p**s and p** with her present skat boytoy.
She is starting to look like one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends.
She is nuts. i use to be a fan but her comments lately are nuts. The pics of GQ are strictly for attetnion.
Hey Jen, why not do the Playboy Centerfold? You’re starting to look like a dumb bimbo.
copycat, the dress, the color, whats next?…its 4u jen
Fer @ 12/12/2008 at 5:11 am Can somebody tell me what is this movie about? I watched the trailer and looked the interviews.
Is this a dog movie like “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” or “Bethoven” movie?
Thank you
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No, this is not a laugh-out-loud comedy like those, it’s more like if Eight is enough the tv show was made into a movie and they had an ep which was about a rambunctious dog. Early word is, as a movie, it is reall REALLY bad. The trailer was awful earlier this year when released, and made people just cringe in horror - now they say the film is not that much better. By now, usually some people have seen X-Mas movies, the reason why it’s so tightly underwraps is because it sucks dog balls.
Okay, I’s starting to worry… WHERE ARE THE OTHER CELEBRITIES?!
You know?! friends, supporters, people who can’t wait to watch the movie, fans screaming like crazy to get her attention, she giving autographs… was the premiere REALLY just this?!
Oh man, poor Jen…
And her fans insists(lamely) that she’s a great actress, looks great, has a lot of suport… where’s Oprah in his situations?! Or at least the Friends cast… where’s Coutney Cox?!
It’s not like she’s getting any awards towards this movie, but I was expecting something bigger…
Poor Jen, sick for attention so desperately and anyone gives a sh*t.
Maybe you’ll have it next time! :)
ouch…. she is done in hollywood if either of these movies flops. and her boyfriend could have tried a little bit harder to look like he gives a s-hi-t. she is making it hard to root for her with bad decisions. but at least she is comfortable speaking her mind. i think she needs acting classes. she’s got a lot of anger and grief and it could actually help her on screen. anywayz… i think she looks cute here. but, uhhh… no fans seem to be present.
Courtney was there you twats. There’s a site called getty images. Look it up! And Jen didn’t cheat on Tate with Brad. The only sl*ts are Brad and Hoelina. They are both a pair of slags.
The dress is ok but I would like to see her in a long, flowing gown once. She has nice legs but I would like to see a different look on her
Still love ya Jen and can’t wait to see the movie
This is what any woman would look like if they photo shopped the heck out of it. Whats wrong with just looking like yourself Jen? Apparently not comfortable with herself or they weren’t, just pick. After looking at her bikini pictures, I’m sure this was over photo shopped.
Angelina is homewrecker!!!!
Belle, too early to try and rewrite history. Jen was living with Tate, went out on a bind date with Brad at a hotel set up by their agent, spendt the nite with him at the hotel, moved Tate out and Brad in within days into Jen’s house on Blue Jay Way in the HW Hills. Jen refused to live in Brad’s home (his compound of now 4+ different houses), where he now happily lives with his family, as it did not have as prestigious an address as her home she said but really because he and GP had lived in one of the homes for a while.
Your dear Jen told David Letterman and his national audience these facts about the blind date. Dave gasped and sputtered.
An angel your Jen ain’t.
And yes Courtney was there at the dog movie last nite, solo, living much better than Jen. No AListers in attendence however or even BListers. A handful of C/D listers did show up, Jen’s level.
Truth will set jenhags free.
regarding the “string hair” comments… one simple explanation: years of peroxide & recent “golden showers”… poor hair…
Oh Lili, such an archaic term in the year 2008 almost 2009.
A term used only by the ignorant and uneducated.
Jen assisted in THE breakup of her OWN HOME.
JEN IS A HOMEBREAKER.
JEN IS A HOMEBREAKER.
The truth will set you free.
she looks so gorgeous and I’ve loved her interviews —- I’m glad she’s opening up and can laugh about it the crap that’s been thrown her way - she’s always handled herself well. Can’t wait to see the movie!
Jennifer Aniston Naked, Also For The Animals (A Bit)
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December 12th, 2008 at 11:00 by Stuart Heritage
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Here’s some celebrity maths: Jennifer Aniston + family movie about an adorable dog = naked Jennifer Aniston.
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It’s obvious! Jennifer Aniston is promoting a film that’s primarily aimed at children, so it’s obvious she’d end up naked on the front of GQ magazine. Really, this is just like when Jodie Foster got her bum out to promote Nim’s Island or when the entire cast of that Narnia film guest-edited that issue of Fat Filthy Knockers magazine.
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But, of course, Jennifer Aniston isn’t just naked in GQ for her film - it’s also to show everyone that she’s happy. Happy! She’s happy, OK? HAPPY!
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You know what’s old hat these days? Gratuitous celebrity nudity. These days, if a famous woman decides to get naked, it has to be for an important cause. That’s why Khloe Kardashian got naked yesterday, in an effort to raise awareness of the barbaric fur trade. And it’s also why Jennifer Aniston is naked on the cover of GQ magazine this month - because, um…
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OK, look, we don’t know exactly why Jennifer Aniston is naked on the cover of GQ magazine this month, but she is, and we think it’s down to one of the following:
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1 - To promote her new funny animal movie Marley And Me.
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2 - To show the world that she’s completely comfortable with herself, especially after hours of expensive post-shoot digital manipulation.
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3 - To show that ***** Angelina Jolie who’s the sexy one. Yeah, you see that, Angelina? You see these sexy naked tits? Yeah, this is why Brad Pitt married me and then, um, ran off with… oh. Nevermind.
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4 - Because Jennifer Aniston clearly doesn’t think that the 18 hours of each day that she monopolises by jumping around screaming “Woo! Look at me! I’m Jennifer Aniston! I have a complex love life I’m just dying to tell you about!” in every single publication on the planet is enough.
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So, yes, the sight of Jennifer Aniston naked on the cover of GQ might reek of desperation, but at least it stops her prattling on about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie like some sort of demented bellend. Doesn’t it?
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“The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends.” Really? “No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical. I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox …”
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Oh. It doesn’t.
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But, still, it’s worked - the naked GQ cover has got Jennifer Aniston more publicity than she knows what to do with, and we’re sure this will be reflected in Marley And Me’s opening weekend box office, where it will no doubt break records in reaching the ‘lonely single man who enjoy masturbating to pictures of naked women doing weird squirrelly things with their arms’ demographic.
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But don’t forget that there’s still a fortnight before Marley And Me is released, so this probably isn’t the last we’ll see of Jennifer Aniston. But what tricks could she possibly have left in her arsenal? After all, we’ve had the fake pregnancy trick, and the slagging off Angelina Jolie trick, and the desperate plea for babies trick, and now we’re already at the naked in a magazine trick. What could possibly be next?
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Well, logic dictates that that if the pattern holds there’ll be a Jennifer Aniston sex tape out in the next few days. But just you cool your heels, Aniston fans - a Jennifer Aniston sex tape wouldn’t be nearly as good as you expect, because chances are it’d also star John Mayer and, you know, people only have a finite amount of vomit they can puke up before they start retching blood.
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http://www.hecklerspray.c…imals-a-bit/200818062.php
Why is her body considers awesome, she is skinny with knock knees…
copycat, the posed of angie’s hand in brad’s tummy,,, copied by jen……
Brad’s RS interview. His favorite Angie movie. MMS. Where he fell in love. So uncool Brad. NOT!!!!!!!!!!
Of course she assisted in the breakup of her own home… She was betrayed. And word for a person who takes a taken invidual with the intensions of breakign up the relationship and creating a relationship of their own is homewrecker ,also in 2008
Of course she assisted in the breakup of her own home… She was betrayed. And word for a person who takes a taken invidual with the intensions of breakign up the relationship and creating a relationship of their own is homewrecker ,also in 2008
The same old dogs of always - too rabid to appreciate.
Jennifer looks absolutely gorgeous, sour people. EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
She seems to look more and more beautiful in every picture she take. When I see her in pictures it only makes me see more and more just how much Angelina has aged. I never knew that love and happiness makes you look like death and dying. Anyway, Jennifer Aniston just keep doing you, you look absolutely beautiful, and getting naked on the front of the magazine, well if John like it then I love it, you go girl you are stunningly beautiful. People, remember the days, like 3 years ago they used to say the same thing about Angelina. Boy, talk about flipping the script.
She looks amazing!! She gives 39 yr old’s hope!
Ditch John Mayer though - he’s a baby and looks like one.
Jennifer Aniston has done some drastic surgeries, I don’t recognize the woman from her early day pictures!
http://www.celebrity-hair-styles-magazine.com/young-jennifer-aniston-hair-styles.html
She was a homely (if not ugly) duckling.
Her array of plastic surgeons did Fantastic jobs on her!!!!
Jen the Hag @ 12/12/2008 at 6:13 am:
“yah know if X looks better than Angelina then Brad Pitt, VV and Paul Sculptor and John Mayer (first time dumped) wouldn’t dumped her would they ????”
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wow… How shalow are you??
oh, and i never heard of any confirmation that VV and Paul-whatever dumped her…not the other way around…
She looks really pretty!
haters if u don’t like her just get the hell off here!
it’s her day let her celebrate!!stop thrashing her for what brad did to her!
anyway get it over with why does every thread of her has to be abt angie and brad!!!!
jen’s a really nice person !she’s glowing..so happy for her :)
john mayer!!you looks like decoration on that premier!!!!!! and jen the dog is much better than you!!
Oh give me a break, Plain Truth. Jen wasn’t with Tate when her and Brad “got together.” And ask yourself this, “who the f*ck sets up a woman on a blind date when she’s engaged? ” And why is there no article supporting your claims? Not even one story, except a few rumours invented by Hoelie-Sh*tt fans.
jen don’t posed your face on sideview, u looks like ladle……..
She looks great for 40, but she defintely has had some things done aside from exercise.
horsie! horsie!
Jennifer is ROCKING that dress, ROCKING the boyfriend, and ROCKING the gorgeous healthy glow!! She looks absolutely amazing! Wow!!!
Suck that, loons.
Merry xmas JJ’ers - ho ho ho!!!
http://ianundercover.com/2008/12/11/iuc-exclusive-has-angie-been-cheating-on-brad/#comments
jen, walking halfmoon……..
jen, walking halfmoon……..
the only original is the longest chin in the world,,,,
Dayum, Jen looks HOT. Brad, you f-ed up big time!
The Premierette
Number two steps up to the plate, no rahs from the crowd, no pee boy po*n, no stolen kisses, dress didn’t quite make it even though we are still channelling our arch vixen Angelina…to no avail, I might add.
You were watching Little League at work last night. Just goes to show no matter how hard you try, even with $$ pouring out of every *******, you cannot buy a soul or a set of genes.
What AJ has in intangible…….it is not something a hair stylist or diet guru can create….it is a ‘being’ and when Aniston figures that out and quits trying to compete, she’ll maybe, just maybe, find some peace and be grateful for what she has…and maybe even focus off her body and hair and do something to improve the world other than spew in endless banal interviews where her total lack of soul is revealed ….that is what she has bared, not her body.
She is definitely sloppy seconds.
sANTA CLAUSE @ 12/12/2008 at 10:33 am Merry xmas JJ’ers - ho ho ho!!!
http://ianundercover.com/2008/12/11/iuc-exclusive-has-angie-been-cheating-on-brad/#comments __
Yes, and also while Brad’s away little Aliens alight from a space ship so they can play Sherrif with Shiloh………
Jennifer Aniston Looking Scary on The Cover Of GQ
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Author: Robyn
Is it just me? Everyone is saying how hot Jennifer Aniston looks on the cover of January 2009 GQ. To me the pose looks flipperish - look at the hands and her smile looks like the jokers. Obviously, there is a lot of photoshop going on in this picture.
So why did she pose naked with nothing but a smile and a tie. hmmmm lets see a new movie coming out. If you can�t make it on talent and all else fails pose nude and talk about your ex Brad ;-)
I am not sure why people like Jennifer so much again in the “revealing” interview she takes a swip at Brad and Angie. “The funny thing is, people donâ��t realize we all go away to The Hamptons on the weekends,” jokes Aniston. “Thatâ��d be hysterical: Iâ��ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knoxâ�¦” She really needs to get over Brad and move on - at this point she is starting to look pathetic. Just my point of view!
http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2008/12/11/jennifer-aniston-looking-scary-on-the-cover-of-gq/
Jaw dropping gorgeous @ 12/12/2008 at 9:57 am The same old dogs of always - too rabid to appreciate.
Jennifer looks absolutely gorgeous, sour people. EAT YOUR HEART OUT! ___
You got the ‘Jaw’ part down right on!! ROFLMAO…… the only woman described as absolutely gorgeous by Hollywood A listers and the rest of the world, is the one and only ANGELINA JOLIE. Time for laser eye surgery for you, Mama
Man, the media is enjoying this, they are shattering Aniston in little Funny pieces.. lol
GORGEOUS!!! She is shinning. So pretty and fresh… love all the pics.
Sally@ 12/12/2008 at 10:51 am
GORGEOUS!!! She is shinning. So pretty and fresh… love all the pics.
You Mean,her CHIN is shining?! It is shining actually,that’s the only thing distinct about her.
Are people really this stupid! Leave her alone, let her live her life!
Why is Dustin Hoffman at the premiere wearing a blonde wig…whoops that Jennifer Aniston
Dustina Hoffman at the Premiere in a wig…wait no that’s Jennifer
Everyone dislike Man:
get your funky self a dictionary and find yourself another word for your low education, hillbilly bad words. there is no need for that child, I was taught those who lower themselves to cursing is because they don’t know how to express themselves intelligently. secondly, you little Mental case there needs to be a “home” to wreck! Now I am not talking of a HW mansion HOUSE but, a loving nurturing HOME. There is a major difference in this two. Little Ms. Jen who loves to throw stones and then hide and say “who me? I was misquoted, misunderstood, how dare they print what I said!” made her choice when she opted for her career. Your idol, Sandra, said so herself “I made a choice… there were no “bad guys” in this, we just drifted apart…We developed different goals…” so muzzle that rabid dirty mouth of yours and sit and study the dictionary. To help you and make it easier sandra there is a thing called a thesarus serious, google it.
Where did she learn to pose? from marley? that’s a dog pose she is doing in GQ.
She looks FABULOUS.
With the amount of money studios have flushed down Aniston’s movie toilet, they coulda ended hunger clear across Africa! Girl is box office poison!
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Say what you say about Jennifer and everything else aside, she is one of the few people in the world that actually get better-looking with age. She looks REALLY GOOD!
I can’t believe that woman is 40. We should all hope to look that good when we’re 40…seriously. I think it’s safe to say that most people who say differently or think they look better at her age are simply put, quite delusional.
Jen looks so happy, good for you!!
OH MY GOD, JENNIFER IS GETTIN MORE BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY, MY GOD, SHE’S SO WONDERFUL, OH JESUS, SHE’S THE BEST, I LOVE HER SO MUCH, MY GOOOOD THIS WOMAN ROOOOOCKS!
You know what is so hypocritical about Jen and the GQ cover? When Kidman posed in a suggestive pose on Vanity Fair — all the haters came out and said they’d never see another Kidman movie again because GASP she was baring her breasts and who*ring herself to sell a movie. Isn’t Aniston doing the same thing? And yet her fan base continues to excuse everything she does.
Jennifer Aniston Naked, Also For The Animals (A Bit)
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December 12th, 2008 at 11:00 by Stuart Heritage
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Here’s some celebrity maths: Jennifer Aniston + family movie about an adorable dog = naked Jennifer Aniston.
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It’s obvious! Jennifer Aniston is promoting a film that’s primarily aimed at children, so it’s obvious she’d end up naked on the front of GQ magazine. Really, this is just like when Jodie Foster got her bum out to promote Nim’s Island or when the entire cast of that Narnia film guest-edited that issue of Fat Filthy Knockers magazine.
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But, of course, Jennifer Aniston isn’t just naked in GQ for her film - it’s also to show everyone that she’s happy. Happy! She’s happy, OK? HAPPY!
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You know what’s old hat these days? Gratuitous celebrity nudity. These days, if a famous woman decides to get naked, it has to be for an important cause. That’s why Khloe Kardashian got naked yesterday, in an effort to raise awareness of the barbaric fur trade. And it’s also why Jennifer Aniston is naked on the cover of GQ magazine this month - because, um…
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OK, look, we don’t know exactly why Jennifer Aniston is naked on the cover of GQ magazine this month, but she is, and we think it’s down to one of the following:
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1 - To promote her new funny animal movie Marley And Me.
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2 - To show the world that she’s completely comfortable with herself, especially after hours of expensive post-shoot digital manipulation.
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3 - To show that ***** Angelina Jolie who’s the sexy one. Yeah, you see that, Angelina? You see these sexy naked tits? Yeah, this is why Brad Pitt married me and then, um, ran off with… oh. Nevermind.
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4 - Because Jennifer Aniston clearly doesn’t think that the 18 hours of each day that she monopolises by jumping around screaming “Woo! Look at me! I’m Jennifer Aniston! I have a complex love life I’m just dying to tell you about!” in every single publication on the planet is enough.
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So, yes, the sight of Jennifer Aniston naked on the cover of GQ might reek of desperation, but at least it stops her prattling on about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie like some sort of demented bellend. Doesn’t it?
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“The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends.” Really? “No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical. I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox …”
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Oh. It doesn’t.
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But, still, it’s worked - the naked GQ cover has got Jennifer Aniston more publicity than she knows what to do with, and we’re sure this will be reflected in Marley And Me’s opening weekend box office, where it will no doubt break records in reaching the ‘lonely single man who enjoy masturbating to pictures of naked women doing weird squirrelly things with their arms’ demographic.
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But don’t forget that there’s still a fortnight before Marley And Me is released, so this probably isn’t the last we’ll see of Jennifer Aniston. But what tricks could she possibly have left in her arsenal? After all, we’ve had the fake pregnancy trick, and the slagging off Angelina Jolie trick, and the desperate plea for babies trick, and now we’re already at the naked in a magazine trick. What could possibly be next?
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Well, logic dictates that that if the pattern holds there’ll be a Jennifer Aniston sex tape out in the next few days. But just you cool your heels, Aniston fans - a Jennifer Aniston sex tape wouldn’t be nearly as good as you expect, because chances are it’d also star John Mayer and, you know, people only have a finite amount of vomit they can puke up before they start retching blood.
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152 Lili @ 12/12/2008 at 9:57 am
Of course she assisted in the breakup of her own home… She was betrayed. And word for a person who takes a taken invidual with the intensions of breakign up the relationship and creating a relationship of their own is homewrecker ,also in 2008
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Don’t be stupid! A husband is not a THING that you can just take (steal).
If it was possible for a woman to just take Brad Pitt, he would have been taken long ago, because I have no doubt that many women want him and would have tried to take him. How come it happened with Angelina? Because he wanted her too! In fact, he chased her.
I have read haters say, ’she should have walked away because he was married.’ NO, ‘HE should have walked away because he was married!’ He didn’t. He made it happen. So STOP blaming AJ!
For the umpteenth time. The people responsible for a marriage failing or succeeding are the people IN IT. Nobody else!
He wasn’t happy, met AJ on the set of M&MS, and the rest is history.
To people who say she looks fab, and she is 40. 40 is not old. Most women look good at 40. If not, there is something seriously wrong. Also, if you work at it 24/7 like she does, there is no excuse.
laura @ 12/12/2008 at 8:12 am
y do u all hate jennifer so much..leave her alone…shes done nothng wrong…people ask her about brad she answers them so what!!1…god americans can be soo mean !
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I am not American; I am very amazed why Americans worship her or even think she is beautiful. Walk out my street in Brussels and there are females who look better than her.
She is not a movie star. She is not popular in europe.
I wonder why Brad Pitt - very handsome and big movie star - married her.
She is a nothing.
I like her better than Angelina.
Her fans keep asking for the ‘haters’ to live her alone, don’t coment here, ignore her, stop criticizing… but all those thins are forgotten when there’s any news about Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt… hypocrates! Shame on you! hahaha You guys criticize the Jolie-Pitt we criticize the ugly, old, mediocre actress Aniston! it’s only fair!
belgian girl @ 12/12/2008 at 11:38 am laura @ 12/12/2008 at 8:12 am
y do u all hate jennifer so much..leave her alone…shes done nothng wrong…people ask her about brad she answers them so what!!1…god americans can be soo mean !
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I am not American; I am very amazed why Americans worship her or even think she is beautiful. Walk out my street in Brussels and there are females who look better than her.
She is not a movie star. She is not popular in europe.
I wonder why Brad Pitt - very handsome and big movie star - married her.
She is a nothing.
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I AGREE WITH YOU!! Jen is known in Europe only as ex wife of Brad Pitt! She has no class or anything, she is not beautiful at all, all fake!
I am looking for some reviews from the critics of Marley and Me before I take my kids to see it. Can some of you fans point me in the right direction or post some reviews here for me. ?
She is always smokin hot, how is it that she doesn’t age? Now I know that John was there to support her, but why was he cozying up to a reporter on the red carpet? Be careful John, Jen isn’t going to stand for a wandering eye
http://www.meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=4195
ITAWY Orchid.
oldmaid jen
oldmaid jen
(from lainey site)
This is how she’s selling her movie.
It’s Jennifer Aniston looking amazing last night at the LA premiere of Marley & Me in perhaps one of the shortest dresses she’s ever worn, showing off those legs, that crazy body, hair blown out to perfection, arms wrapped reassuringly around a fragile Owen Wilson, not posing with her douchey boyfriend John Mayer, but summoning him there anyway to make sure you know he’s her douchey boyfriend.
Oh….
Is that what we’re doing now?
Like the Taupes? And Gwyneth and Chris? No red carpet togetherness just to make a point?
What’s the point? That’s what he’s there for, non?
Still, it was an enthusiastic evening and Jen put in an enthusiastic effort. So did John actually. They both worked hard last night. She was gracious with the fans, he was obliging with the press, because John Mayer can never resist a camera and a microphone, offering usable soundbite after usable soundbite, sure to make the rounds of all morning shows and entertainment news programmes tonight…
You know, for weeks gossips have been buzzing that this relationship is no more than an agency arrangement – thank you CAA – leveraging his future in television in exchange for promoting her films and highlighting her “fabulousness and 40”. Though I’m a cynical *****, I wasn’t buying it til last night. Last night it looked more professional than personal. Not unlike Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban.
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So, Jen is doing it again, FAKING a relationship to SELL movie ticket.
Just like she did the last time with Vince Vaughn
bdj @ 12/12/2008 at 8:06 am
http://www.showbizspy.com/180478/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-is-a-beautiful-woman
Brad Pitt: ‘Angelina Jolie is a Beautiful Woman’
By Adam, December 12 2008
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button star raises six children with the Tomb Raider actress.
And Pitt insists he doesn’t takes his other-half’s beauty for granted - and often has to pinch himself to make sure their relationship isn’t a dream.
He says “Sometimes I wake up and I look at her and I’m like, ‘Wow!’.
“She is a beautiful woman but she’s also so warm and kind as a person and that makes her even more beautiful. What can I say? I’m a very lucky man.”
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Hmm, Brad never called Jennypoo “beautiful”.
I wonder why not?
Ohhhh, because she is not, she is fugly :-)
Croatian girl @ 12/12/2008 at 11:42 am belgian girl @ 12/12/2008 at 11:38 am laura @ 12/12/2008 at 8:12 am
y do u all hate jennifer so much..leave her alone…shes done nothng wrong…people ask her about brad she answers them so what!!1…god americans can be soo mean !
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I am not American; I am very amazed why Americans worship her or even think she is beautiful. Walk out my street in Brussels and there are females who look better than her.
She is not a movie star. She is not popular in europe.
I wonder why Brad Pitt - very handsome and big movie star - married her.
She is a nothing.
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I AGREE WITH YOU!! Jen is known in Europe only as ex wife of Brad Pitt! She has no class or anything, she is not beautiful at all, all fake!
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same here—- asian loves the jolie-pitt!!!
Croatian girl @ 12/12/2008 at 11:42 am belgian girl @ 12/12/2008 at 11:38 am laura @ 12/12/2008 at 8:12 am
y do u all hate jennifer so much..leave her alone…shes done nothng wrong…people ask her about brad she answers them so what!!1…god americans can be soo mean !
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I am not American; I am very amazed why Americans worship her or even think she is beautiful. Walk out my street in Brussels and there are females who look better than her.
She is not a movie star. She is not popular in europe.
I wonder why Brad Pitt - very handsome and big movie star - married her.
She is a nothing.
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I AGREE WITH YOU!! Jen is known in Europe only as ex wife of Brad Pitt! She has no class or anything, she is not beautiful at all, all fake!
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same here—- asian loves the jolie-pitt!!!
erika @ 12/12/2008 at 11:31 am To people who say she looks fab, and she is 40. 40 is not old. Most women look good at 40. If not, there is something seriously wrong. Also, if you work at it 24/7 like she does, there is no excuse..
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Exactlly ! Women are not old at 40 , so she should look ok at 40. I know many women personally that look fabulous at 50 and they don’t have the time or the money to work on it. So she should look ok with all the time and money she has. So don’t give her that much credit for looking good its just the natural aging process when you have the luxury to doing nothing but taking care of yourself..
Hair - fake
nose- fake
lips - fake
eyes (color) - fake
chin - ORIGINAL, her greatest asset, her favorite part of her face, coz no remedy
bdj @ 12/12/2008 at 8:12 am
http://www.time.com/time/specials/2008/top10/article/0,30583,1855948_1864351_1864357,00.html
Top Ten performances
5. Angelina Jolie as Fox in Wanted
By Richard Corliss
Jolie certainly has the skill and, even more, the ambition to be a serious actress, as indicated by her bereaved heroines in A Mighty Heart and Changeling. But the contours of her face and body are so improbable and arresting, her stature and sexuality so imposing, that she’s simply not designed to play ordinary people. She’s much more satisfying as a fantasy or cartoon character. In Timur Bekmambetov’s zazzy action film, she plays Fox, a member of Morgan Freeman’s gang of supposedly sanctified assassins. The role is a blend of Jolie’s previous adventuresses: the CIA killer lady in Mr. and Mrs. Smith crossed with Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, the daredevil pilot from Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and the witch-goddess of Beowulf. (Oh, and her Tigress in Kung Fu Panda.) Densely tattooed, richly skilled in the automotive and firearm arts, Fox reeks of a take-charge sexiness we’ll call feminismo. The actress herself might be a saint from some cinematic fertility cult: Holy Jolie.
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How come we NEVER see critics’ reviews like this of Jennypoo?
Oh, because she is NOT a movie star actress.
She is only a TV hacktress :-)
Loserville, heeeeeere’s Jennypoo !!
Aniston reminds me of the girl in the moive “Single White Female”. She might not admit it but she is so try to mimic Angelina, which proves that she definitely checks out the gossip blogs & magazines. She already admitted to purchasing a magazine with a feature article Angelina gave in 2007.
40 years old and still have found herself. So sad, very sad.
Morning Piss: Jen Peddles Desperation—Again!
Today 5:12 AM PST by Ted Casablanca
GQ.com
GQ, of course, just released the latest nu*die (or quasi-nu*de) pictorial from Jennifer Aniston, who’s truly cementing herself into a permanent, professional dumped woman. All of this look-at-me press—from her first Playboy-esque pics that appeared in the glossy pages of Vanity Fair in 2005—to being myriad H-town boys’ playthings (Gerard Butler, John Mayer, Vince Vaughn, each for all the wrong reasons), just smacks of trying to outstrut the woman who took her husband, Angelina Jolie.
Guess what? Ain’t gonna work.
‘Cause as Jen’s famously indiscreet ex has made plain, all Angie has to do is “wake up” and she’s as doable as ever. Jennifer requires virtual teams of stylists, hairdo men, makeup magicians, lighting experts, cellulite hiders, boob wranglers, eyebrow doctors, the works.
Whatever happened to getting a damn good role like The Good Girl, Derailed, even, selling the crap out of it without taking your bra off—and showing up Angelina with a buzzworthy flick? But…since you did stoop to this obvious PR-stunt stuff, you totally blew it: Instead of all those GQ boy-toys you were shot with, why didn’t you opt for some hot chicks, instead? That would have screwed Angie good, promise.
Amber @ 12/12/2008 at 11:44 am
http://www.meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=4195
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Wow, he knew cameras were going to be everywhere. Why would he do something like that, especially at her premiere. I could never imagaine Pitt doing that to Jolie!!
She looks fabulous (as usual!). And people like this Janey , if you post a comment just to say bad things about her, than don’t post. A lot of people would love to have seem this premiere and couldn’t, and if you were lucky enough to watch it and only noticed the bad things about it, than, please, go be unpleasant in other place (or website).
Croatian girl @ 12/12/2008 at 11:42 am belgian girl @ 12/12/2008 at 11:38 am laura @ 12/12/2008 at 8:12 am
y do u all hate jennifer so much..leave her alone…shes done nothng wrong…people ask her about brad she answers them so what!!1…god americans can be soo mean !
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I am not American; I am very amazed why Americans worship her or even think she is beautiful. Walk out my street in Brussels and there are females who look better than her.
She is not a movie star. She is not popular in europe.
I wonder why Brad Pitt - very handsome and big movie star - married her.
She is a nothing.
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I AGREE WITH YOU!! Jen is known in Europe only as ex wife of Brad Pitt! She has no class or anything, she is not beautiful at all, all fake!
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same here—- asian loves the jolie-pitt!!!
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we here in africa love the jolie pitts too!the people really admire them for their work and kindness.
wow - from eonline…..another b*tchslap to the face…she’s a total joke now. I’m just embarrassed for Brad that he was ever with her. lol at the Maddox bit.
• To go along with the GQ cover where she’s perched like a naked bunny rabbit, Jennifer Aniston also has this inside photo of her draped across a couple male models, which is even more desperate.
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• While the Brangelina vs. Aniston cover wars wage on, Maddox is back at the fortress Googling “weapons”—so Jen better put her clothes back and prepare for battle.
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thx for the article Cliniqua
Brazil loves the Jolie-Pitt has well…
Here she’s only known as the ‘girl from FRIENDS’ a lot of people doesn’t even know that she was married with Brad!
hahaha
Angelina Jolie in other hand… everyone knows her!
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Someone named “nAH”, from page 7, said that Jennifer Aniston fans are hypocrates, ’cause they ask to leave Jen alone but them theirselves don’t leave Brangelina alone. Well nAH, if that’s what you do, bad for you, but I’m a Jennifer fan and I don’t go to Brad and Angelina pages to say bad things about them. They’re nice persons, a beautiful couple and I respect them and their love. And I’m sorry to say that Jen seems to be wonderful and beautiful and happy, and not sad and depressive as you guys want! Again, leave her alone and go see Brangelina news! You already showed that you really like them, so go see their news, and not be here in a Jennifer Aniston page just to talk about something umpleasant for her and for everyone else!
p.s.: if there are any Jen fan that are hypocrates as you say, go say bad things about this people specifically, but don’t generalize, ’cause there are A LOT of respectful persons who loves her.
whatever u do, pitt will not back to u!!! in your dreams!!!! at hampton right??
http://www.hecklerspray.com/jennifer-aniston-naked-also-for-the-animals-a-bit/200818062.php
Jennifer Aniston Naked, Also For The Animals (A Bit)
December 12th, 2008 at 11:00 by Stuart Heritage
Here’s some celebrity maths: Jennifer Aniston + family movie about an adorable dog = naked Jennifer Aniston.
It’s obvious! Jennifer Aniston is promoting a film that’s primarily aimed at children, so it’s obvious she’d end up naked on the front of GQ magazine. Really, this is just like when Jodie Foster got her bum out to promote Nim’s Island or when the entire cast of that Narnia film guest-edited that issue of Fat Filthy Knockers magazine.
But, of course, Jennifer Aniston isn’t just naked in GQ for her film - it’s also to show everyone that she’s happy. Happy! She’s happy, OK? HAPPY!
You know what’s old hat these days? Gratuitous celebrity nudity. These days, if a famous woman decides to get naked, it has to be for an important cause. That’s why Khloe Kardashian got naked yesterday, in an effort to raise awareness of the barbaric fur trade. And it’s also why Jennifer Aniston is naked on the cover of GQ magazine this month - because, um…
OK, look, we don’t know exactly why Jennifer Aniston is naked on the cover of GQ magazine this month, but she is, and we think it’s down to one of the following:
1 - To promote her new funny animal movie Marley And Me.
2 - To show the world that she’s completely comfortable with herself, especially after hours of expensive post-shoot digital manipulation.
3 - To show that ***** Angelina Jolie who’s the sexy one. Yeah, you see that, Angelina? You see these sexy naked tits? Yeah, this is why Brad Pitt married me and then, um, ran off with… oh. Nevermind.
4 - Because Jennifer Aniston clearly doesn’t think that the 18 hours of each day that she monopolises by jumping around screaming “Woo! Look at me! I’m Jennifer Aniston! I have a complex love life I’m just dying to tell you about!” in every single publication on the planet is enough.
So, yes, the sight of Jennifer Aniston naked on the cover of GQ might reek of desperation, but at least it stops her prattling on about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie like some sort of demented bellend. Doesn’t it?
“The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends.” Really? “No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical. I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox …”
Oh. It doesn’t.
But, still, it’s worked - the naked GQ cover has got Jennifer Aniston more publicity than she knows what to do with, and we’re sure this will be reflected in Marley And Me’s opening weekend box office, where it will no doubt break records in reaching the ‘lonely single man who enjoy masturbating to pictures of naked-women-doing-weird-squirrelly-things-with-their-arms’ demographic.
But don’t forget that there’s still a fortnight before Marley And Me is released, so this probably isn’t the last we’ll see of Jennifer Aniston. But what tricks could she possibly have left in her arsenal? After all, we’ve had the fake pregnancy trick, and the slagging off Angelina Jolie trick, and the desperate plea for babies trick, and now we’re already at the naked in a magazine trick. What could possibly be next?
Well, logic dictates that that if the pattern holds there’ll be a Jennifer Aniston sex tape out in the next few days. But just you cool your heels, Aniston fans - a Jennifer Aniston sex tape wouldn’t be nearly as good as you expect, because chances are it’d also star John Mayer and, you know, people only have a finite amount of vomit they can puke up before they start retching blood.
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bringing over from: lylian @ 12/12/2008 at 9:28 am
Hilarious. Lots of people has x’s number. LOL
Natchy @ 12/12/2008 at 12:12 pm
Brazil loves the Jolie-Pitt has well…
Here she’s only known as the ‘girl from FRIENDS’ a lot of people doesn’t even know that she was married with Brad!
hahaha
Angelina Jolie in other hand… everyone knows her!
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the world loves brad and angelina!
I have to disagree with Natchy. I’m brazilian and I know A LOT of people who knows Jennifer and admires her for her wonderful acting. I’m sorry to say that Brazil also loves Jennifer! And it’s so sad that you, fans of Brangelina, always have to say bad things about Jen, while me and a lot of Jen fans have nothing agains the couple (there are some exceptions - unfortunately)! But don’t worry, this HORRIBLE fans that Brad and Angelina have don’t make me stop liking them.
p.s.: BUT I LOVE YOU JENNIFER ANISTON!!!!
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thanks to Clini for the photo above.
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Look what the cougar dragged in!
Jennifer Aniston and her boy toy John Mayer hit the premiere of her new movie, Marley and Me, in LA on Thursday.
Jen looked her age last night! She turns 40 in a few months.
As y’all know, Man’s new movie opens on the same day as Brad’s Benjamin Buttons movie.
Which one will you see?
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fans of JEn always asked…why you bashing her? why u said bad things about her? …… why, is there’s something good about her? …….she was the one who made the first moved to put jolie-pitts in her interviews and now their inocent child!!!!!!!!!!! if she’s intelligent enough, but I think is not… she never mentioned the names of Jolie-pitt in her interviews,,,, just say no comment, if she really moves on like she said……. SO fans of Jen and ANGIE were quits,,,, you bashing our idol , so do we… much more all over the world…. how many of you?
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# 219 fê @ 12/12/2008 at 12:25 pm
I have to disagree with Natchy. I’m brazilian and I know A LOT of people who knows Jennifer and admires her for her wonderful acting. I’m sorry to say that Brazil also loves Jennifer! And it’s so sad that you, fans of Brangelina, always have to say bad things about Jen, while me and a lot of Jen fans have nothing agains the couple (there are some exceptions - unfortunately)! But don’t worry, this HORRIBLE fans that Brad and Angelina have don’t make me stop liking them.
p.s.: BUT I LOVE YOU JENNIFER ANISTON!!!!
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Speak only for you if even you’re probably not Brazillian One of Angie’s biggest fansites IS Brazillian! Ajolie.org is one of the largest period of all sites no matter country. Jennifer Aniston is only thought of in terms that she is NOT Angelina! You like her, say this, but don’t speack for rest.
she looks fantastic- get em jen!!!
http://www.buzzword101.com
JEN fans, its ok to comment here, we jolie fans…. coz if we’re not,,, this tread is empty…uuhhmm … maybe 50 comments only…..
Friday, December 12th 2008
The Hottest B*tch At The Marley & Me Premiere
The premiere of Marley & Me in Los Angeles last night belonged to the real star of the movie, Clive the dog. Clive is the main b*tch who played Marley opposite that naked lady and the dude who looks like he got into a fight with a frying pan and lost. Speaking of the naked lady, methinks Jennifer Aniston used Clive as inspiration for her “give doggy a bone” pose on GQ. And yes, that’s Jennifer in the black dress below. I know, you can hardly recognize her with clothes on!
Speaking of, Jenny’s naked ass was what everyone was asking about during last night’s premiere. Jenny said, “I wasn’t trying to make any statement.” Cut to Clive yawning and then licking his no-nuts area. Of course, she was trying to make a statement. The statement being: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
When UsWeekly asked Jenny’s lump of moldy caca boyfriend, John Mayer, about the pictures, he pulled out his portable stage, threw on a top hat, grabbed his cane, did a little tap dance number and then said, “If I have a problem with that cover, I should just pack up the Toyota and head out of town. I’m just gonna get ready to put my knuckles in the air for it. No, don’t make me hold it - you’re pimping me out! Because when I touch it, angels die.”
He should get out of town anyway and immediately head to the nearest Chinese restaurant to serve soggy dumplings. I mean, he already has the outfit for it.
Here’s a few more others who came out to celebrate Clive’s big night including Courtney Cox who looks like she’s been spending a lot of time with Demi Moore’s private plastic surgeon.
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I know what u gonna comment! Oh jen is hot! Oh fab! oh sexy ! ….hahahahhahaha,,,, its ok, dreaming is free!!!!!!!!
Looks like Jennifer is trying to hide a belly BUMP- convienient dress panel right at the waistline….probably just waiting for movie to come out and mysteriously it will announced she is pregnant. Dragging Mr. Fug along with her, looks like he’d rather be anywhere else.
Overkill completely on her and the Jolie-Pitts….
She has a big nose, beady eyes, big chin,
That’s beautiful, her fans are crazy
I don’t care for Chinnifer or Brangelina
But Chinnifer isn’t anywhere near pretty or young looking
She looks like a late 30’s woman who chains smokes instead of eating..
Posing naked with strangers, boys who are young enough to be her sons, is not what successful women do. Sounds like an aging hollywood hasbeen desparately trying to remain significant.
Butt Nekkid Aniston Takes Another Swing at Jolie
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Oh no. No, she didn’t. She wouldn’t.
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Yep, she did.
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Jennifer Aniston, who just a few days ago complained to USA Today about the “ridiculous” interest in her personal life, has apparently decided to up the ante in the PR battle with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie by mentioning two of their kids by name.
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“The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends,” she jokes when asked about the continuing coverage of the long-ago drama by January’s GQ, for whom she poses sporting only a necktie and a golden, gorgeously toned and boob-tastic (not unlike her 2005 GQ cover) epidermis, which is a bold choice considering she’s promoting the family-friendly dog flick “Marley & Me.” “No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox …”
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Sure, it’s an attempt to make light of what the actress calls the “insane Bermuda Triangle” she’s involved in with her ex-husband and the Oscar-winning mother of his six rug rats, but it only serves to roil the waters further (anyone else in favor of bringing back the good, old-fashioned “no comment”?).
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And despite Aniston, 39, recently telling Entertainment Weekly, “I’m not catty,” she veers dangerously close to claw-bearing territory when asked about Jolie’s comment to the New York Times in October, when she said she wants tots Maddox, 7, Pax, 5, Zahara, 3, Shiloh, 2, and 5-month-old twins Knox and Vivienne to watch “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” one day because “not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.”
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“Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn’t quite confirmed at the time,” allows Aniston, who topped many a tabloid after telling Vogue it was “uncool” of Jolie to reveal how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day on the action flick with the then-married Pitt. “But listen … You sit there and you … No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this? … Considering the source, nothing surprises me.”
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But that source is now also Pitt, who confirmed Jolie’s romantic timeline in his new interview with Rolling Stone, admitting they’ve yet to watch “Smith” together but it’s his favorite movie of hers. Why? “Because I fell in love,” he says.
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And keep in mind that the actor, whose Golden Globe-nominated film, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,” opens on the same day (Dec. 25) as “Marley,” doesn’t mention his ex at all during his lengthy Rolling Stone chat, seemingly giving him the upper hand in the who’s-moved-on-more sweepstakes.
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“We don’t not talk,” says Jen of her current state of communication with Brad. “When there’s something to congratulate or celebrate, there’s always an exchange. But there’s no charge on it.”
Asked whether there’s any type of dialogue with Jolie, who has said she’d welcome the chance to “sit down” with Aniston, she responds, “No. Nuh-uh.”
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QQQQ @ 12/12/2008 at 10:48 am
She look amazing beutiful, gorgoues, sexy, looking hot, every word out there.
jj please put some of ther sexy photo that i saw in some site , i know you are trying to full feel the habite of those loonies.
she was looking perfect from head to toe. love her.
her man and her freind were dressing casual not to take the spot light from her. they respect her very much. love them all. she is the ball.
Morning Piss: Jen Peddles Desperation—Again!
Today 5:12 AM PST by Ted Casablanca
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GQ, of course, just released the latest nu*die (or quasi-nu*de) pictorial from Jennifer Aniston, who’s truly cementing herself into a permanent, professional dumped woman. All of this look-at-me press—from her first Playboy-esque pics that appeared in the glossy pages of Vanity Fair in 2005—to being myriad H-town boys’ playthings (Gerard Butler, John Mayer, Vince Vaughn, each for all the wrong reasons), just smacks of trying to outstrut the woman who took her husband, Angelina Jolie.
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Guess what? Ain’t gonna work.
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‘Cause as Jen’s famously indiscreet ex has made plain, all Angie has to do is “wake up” and she’s as doable as ever. Jennifer requires virtual teams of stylists, hairdo men, makeup magicians, lighting experts, cellulite hiders, boob wranglers, eyebrow doctors, the works.
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Whatever happened to getting a damn good role like The Good Girl, Derailed, even, selling the crap out of it without taking your bra off—and showing up Angelina with a buzzworthy flick? But…since you did stoop to this obvious PR-stunt stuff, you totally blew it: Instead of all those GQ boy-toys you were shot with, why didn’t you opt for some hot chicks, instead? That would have screwed Angie good, promise.
bet @ 12/12/2008 at 1:07 pm She look amazing beutiful, gorgoues, sexy, looking hot, every word out there.
jj please put some of ther sexy photo that i saw in some site , i know you are trying to full feel the habite of those loonies.
she was looking perfect from head to toe. love her.
her man and her freind were dressing casual not to take the spot light from her. they respect her very much. love them all. she is the ball.
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in your dreams!!! yes perfect…perfect plastic materials……. from head to toe—-FAKE!!!
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Here u go again BET, nothing to say!!!! always dreaming!!!! and u r same with your idol…..stupid, wrong grammar, always said the same things…. pity on you both!!!
HEY JARED I CAN SEE THAT ANGELINA JOLIE IS UR FAV!!!!!
BUT PLEASE DON’T ALLOW HER FANS TO BE SO CRUEL
IF THEY DONT’ JENNIFER ANISTON. THEN PLESE DON’T WRITE MEAN THINGS. JUST DO’NT COMMENT.
WHEN EVER I SEE A PIC OF JOLIE I LOOK BUT I DONT SAY MEAN
THINGS…….. THAT IS Y WE R THE WAY WE R 2DAY
JUST A THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!11
I THINK JENNIFER IS PRETTY!!!!!!!
AND SO IS ANGELINA JOLIE
JJ the title of this thread must be…..JENNIFER ANISTON: My long chin and me……… or My fake nose and me………….or My giraffee neck and me……. or My knobby knees and me………or my fake smile and me……or My bad attitude and me……. or My no class personality and me……or My empty brain and me…..just choose
Because of so much hate and evil words from Jen fans I could never be her fan! I can not believe that Jen has fans that hate children so much, and are capable to be rude to a woman that gave birth 4 months ago, I hope that all Jen fans that are saying evil things about Angelina body are all men, because I can not imagine that one woman would say something like that! Angelina looks wonderful, and yes, Jennifer looks wonderful also, they both are beautiful woman. I think that Jen is not bad person, but her fans are very bitter people! Jolie adopted 3 children, she save them and she gave them (together with Brad) love and home - I have huge respect for that woman and I will always think all the best about her because she is amazing human and great actress!Jen fans are usually very rude, with bad grammar and only speak about her hair, outfit, her love life and Angelina - I can not understand that? Why you people don’t speak about her movies, she is an actress! On the other hand, Jolie fans speak about her movies (and Brad’s movies) and what a great mother she is,and also about all her charity work, her UN work. Why all Jen fans are calling Jolie Pitt kids bratts and all other rude names is something I can not still understand - they are children! Are there really people that hate children? That hate big families with lots of children? I can not imagine that! Here where I am, having a big and healthy familly is blessing, having kids is great thing! I am not saying that woman needs to have a child, of course not, woman should do whatever she wants to do, but I do believe that being pregnant and having a child is one of the most beautiful things in the world and so I can not understand people who are capable to attack pregnant lady just like some of Jen fans attacked Jolie during pregnancy.
TV Girl helps TV Girl
The Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk can afford to be generous. Because in just two short years Katherine Heigl has managed to claw her way to a top 5 ranking among actresses, just behind the Jolie, Julia, Reese, and Cam. She did what few have done – not even Rachel Green. Katie Heigl the TV Girl made the jump.
For a long time Jennifer Aniston has been hoping and trying and begging for the same. To no avail.
Marley & Me could change that. And Heigl showed up last night at the premiere in support of the film. It was in fact a TV-heavy carpet. Her bestie TR Knight was there, and someone was stupid enough to invite Kristin Cavallari. And a host of other TV B to C listers I can’t name.
But curiously enough, nothing from the Owen Wilson crowd. Or the established film community. No Ben Stiller, no Jason Schwartzman, no Isla Fisher… none of the usual suspects. Strictly TV. Whatever. Enough analysis. Let’s concern ourselves instead with Heigl’s hair and makeup. That old Hollywood vibe.
You likey?
It’s not my thing. I suppose it works for her, with her features, and she doesn’t look horrid…but it’s how mom wants you to go out, you know? It’s the style that mom prefers. And while I kowtow to mom on most things, I will never agree with mom on clothes.
Wouldn’t you know, her mom tagged along last night too. Katherine, husband, and mom. She’s, like, always with her mom. Weird.
not impressed by jolie-pitt @ 12/12/2008 at 1:32 pm HEY JARED I CAN SEE THAT ANGELINA JOLIE IS UR FAV!!!!!
BUT PLEASE DON’T ALLOW HER FANS TO BE SO CRUEL
IF THEY DONT’ JENNIFER ANISTON. THEN PLESE DON’T WRITE MEAN THINGS. JUST DO’NT COMMENT.
WHEN EVER I SEE A PIC OF JOLIE I LOOK BUT I DONT SAY MEAN
THINGS…….. THAT IS Y WE R THE WAY WE R 2DAY
JUST A THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!11
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its not mean things,,,,,,all is true…..
you do it first,,,,dont write comment ,,,.. u also mean eh (HEY JARED I CAN SEE THAT ANGELINA JOLIE IS UR FAV!!!!!)
Can’t decide
Do you like Courteney Cox’s botox? I can’t decide.
It’s certainly better than Granny Freeze. And she does look beautiful – Courteney opted for casual at the Marley & Me LA premiere to support her bestie Jennifer Aniston – but there’s a tightness in her eyes, and the way the nose pinches… it lacks warmth, it lacks life, it lacks animation. Or maybe it’s just me. Maybe this is how I’ll look in 5 years too.
Courteney has just come off 2 episodes guest starring on Scrubs, she makes a brief appearance in Adam Sandlers Bedtime Stories releasing Christmas Day, and then she’ll stay in TV for a project called Cougar Town, no explanation required, currently in development.
Jennifer Aniston recently told GQ she’s pushing for a movie called Pumas, also about cougars. What’s with the cougar love?
Hair, Legs, Douchebags, and Dogs
This is how she’s selling her movie.
It’s Jennifer Aniston looking amazing last night at the LA premiere of Marley & Me in perhaps one of the shortest dresses she’s ever worn, showing off those legs, that crazy body, hair blown out to perfection, arms wrapped reassuringly around a fragile Owen Wilson, not posing with her douchey boyfriend John Mayer, but summoning him there anyway to make sure you know he’s her douchey boyfriend.
Oh….
Is that what we’re doing now?
Like the Taupes? And Gwyneth and Chris? No red carpet togetherness just to make a point?
What’s the point? That’s what he’s there for, non?
Still, it was an enthusiastic evening and Jen put in an enthusiastic effort. So did John actually. They both worked hard last night. She was gracious with the fans, he was obliging with the press, because John Mayer can never resist a camera and a microphone, offering usable soundbite after usable soundbite, sure to make the rounds of all morning shows and entertainment news programmes tonight…
You know, for weeks gossips have been buzzing that this relationship is no more than an agency arrangement – thank you CAA – leveraging his future in television in exchange for promoting her films and highlighting her “fabulousness and 40”. Though I’m a cynical *****, I wasn’t buying it til last night. Last night it looked more professional than personal. Not unlike Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban.
Amber # 197
She is always smokin hot, how is it that she doesn’t age?
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110million on herself and a couple of old handbags to charity
How is it ok for Vampelina Jolie to flop a big ol sagging boob out for the cover of a magazine and not ok for Jennifer to have a revealing cover?
I mean Vampelina has tats all over her body and flaunt her boobs whenever possible. Vampy cant wear a short dress because she has the worst looking legs known to a woman.
I just have never understood why the Vamp fans criticize Jen. Jen didnt have an affair with someones husband and then flaunt if in every interview. Why not wish Jen happiness?
jadeide @ 12/12/2008 at 6:50 am JA slip her hand inside OW’s shirt, like AJ does when she is standing with BP. The difference is BP is HERS, her man, she feels the need to touch him intimately, JA copied the same pose but OW is just a co-star in the movie!! Strange…
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#113 I was thinking the exact same thing AJ does that to Brad and copy cat Jennifer Aniston stole that pose from her, so funny lol poor poor Jen you will never ever look like AJ. How come she is not standing or taking pictures with her so called BF lol he looks like he wants to get the hell out of there lol but JA is forcing him to stay so people can think that she has a man hahahaahah now that was really funny.
To be fair, putting the hand inside the man’s jacket isn’t Jolie’s signature gesture. But a woman, or at least myself, would not do so to a man who is neither a lover nor a husband, and definitely not while the lover is close by.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! Jennifer Anniston will go to her grave a bitter and deranged woman, how else can you explain this woman’s inability to move on from a divorce that will be four years next month, this woman has whined about her divorce almost as long as the damn marriage lasted.
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I have always thought that Jennifer was a cold, conniving, manipulative fake ***** clothed in the girl next door image by her PR people. Either the pity party backfired so badly and had her stuck as the pitiful, pathetic ex wife who is unlucky in love that she is now trying to reinvent herself by attacking Angelina Jolie every opportunity she gets while praising the ex husband that dumped her for the ever luscious Jolie, or she has lost her mind.
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Her latest attempt at a lame joke about the Jolie-Pitt’s children is beyond the pale, how interesting that she has admitted reading Angelina’s interviews but now she even knows her children’s name and she is not even ashamed to admit that? I hope Brad and Angelina have serious security around her their children.
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Oh, and Jennifer claims she did not know what was going on, REALLY, Jennifer, did your best friend Courtney not say that Brad was honest with you about the falling in love with Angelina but fighting those emotions. Well, yo u tried dissing Angelina by saying considering the source of the information, well, Brad just told Rolling Stone magazine that Mr and Mrs Smith is his favorite movie of Angelina’s, because that was where he fell in love with Ms Jolie- now consider that source and how uncool was Brad.
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By the way Jennifer, Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt called and he wants his style back.
Jennifer Aniston Will Not Be Congratulating Angelina On Her Golden Globe Nom
By Kyle Buchanan, 9:12 AM on Thu Dec 11 2008, 3,955 views
As all of America has no doubt been made aware of during her press tour for Marley & Me, Jennifer Aniston hates talking about Brad Pitt.
This is why she appears nude on the cover of the new GQ and speaks more in-depth about Brad Pitt than ever before. imageNo one will ever notice! However, Pitt is not the only source of uncoolitude in her life, as Aniston also has some icy language for Angelina Jolie:
Jennifer called stories related to herself, Brad and Angelina the “insane Bermuda Triangle.”
And later, she admitted she does not speak to Angelina.
“No. Nuh-uh,” she told GQ, who asked if the two actresses talk.
Jennifer hinted that future conversations might be a bridge the two won’t be crossing any time soon either.
“Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn’t quite confirmed at the time,” Jennifer told the GQ scribe. “But listenâ�¦ You sit there and youâ�¦ No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this?â�¦ Considering the source, nothing surprises me.”
Not to be outdone in the quickly ensuing press game of *** for tat, Jolie promptly granted an interview where she divulged, “Do I talk to Jennifer? Mostly, I talk at her when a dubbed Friends rerun is playing on a small TV in the lobby of a Ugandan orphanage. Doesn’t she end up with David Schwimmer in that? Seems about right.”image
http://defamer.com/510749…-nom?skyline=true&s=x
Jen looks fab. It’s great to see her on the red carpet.
She looks amazzzzing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The article is really funny!!!! I can’t for her movies to come out! If you actually had read the article? She is talking about equality and the double standards in the world about men and women’s do’s & don’t’s!! She is right! Her movie “Pumas” she is going to start filming in May looks hilarious to!!!! The article is a must read! Her picture is controvercial because her upcoming movie is controvercial, and alot of the other artiles are controvercial. You have to read the whole thing before you start judging the woman, my word! I’m a woman and I thought it was her funniest article thus far! I can’t wait for her movies to come out. I love both Owen & Jen! Their Chemistry is amazing and we’ve got a group going!
Also I like both Angie & Brad, as well, but do they have to be brought up just because Jen is and vice versa??? The cazies need to let it go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AJ has appeared nudie to near nidie in countless magazines and not once did i think that was a desperate move on her part. JA ’s body is schmokin so whats wrong with doing something AJ did a few years ago?What,Upset AJ is not the toast of the town anymore? Guess what? Herioin chic on a middle aged mother of six is boner reducer. If you dont like it tell you your girl to get healthy because thats a body only brad pitt can love on.
Jennifer is beautiful, hot, and has a killer body that most 40-year-old women can only dream about. Can’t wait to see “Marley & Me” on Christmas Day with the two of them. Owen Wilson is looking great and back to his original, beautiful self.
Love her outfit- but she always looks the same!
Jen Aniston looked like she could be on the cover of playboy in that GQ spread- she almost was posing ass if a bunny! lol SEXY- but she should speak respectful at her age- yes im talking about her talking again on brad & angie n their kids now!
but I feel like she NEEDS to stop talking about brad and angie’s kids…I mean if she doesnt want angelina to talk about the love of her life- then why should jen talk about a family that isnt even hers- if she is making a joke or not!
Jealous haters out in force…. Jennifer Anniston can be my friend and confidant any day!
At least she’s not a mother of six recklessly choosing to sell her soul by consciously making violent movies instead of demonstrating true peace on behalf of her children. Wait until they all become teenagers and the payback begins for Brad and his Mrs. Smith….yes, folks, it will happen!
i am very proud her so very happyyyyyyyyyyy. gooooooooo top movie jennifer
LuvDiPitts @ 12/12/2008 at 3:21 pm Kiki @ 12/12/2008 at 3:12 pm
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You dumb, stupid c*nt. So you think jennifer aniston would want you for her “friend and confidant” huh? Is this what you fcuking morons jack off to? The thought of being jen’s friend? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I would suggest you do the same and stop your sanctimonious praise on the Jolie-Pitts. No amount of praise is going to get you closer to them. They dont care about you, they care about the money you spend on them and please take your meds today, because you sound like a screaming banshee.
Why people all got excited about Jessica Alba’s photo that got photoshop when naked Jennifer Aniston’s photo is more photoshop. Doesn’t resemble her or her body in untouch photo at all.
She’s such a fake from her nose down to her photos.
Joy #251
She looks amazzzzing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The article is really funny!!!! I can’t for her movies to come out! If you actually had read the article? She is talking about equality and the double standards in the world about men and women’s do’s & don’t’s!! She is right!
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The day that women can be taken seriously the way men are without removing a stitch is the day equality is close. Removing your clothes to get attention for a movie is not battling against the machine it is being part of the machinery. When she is serious about acting she will no longer have to sell her soul to be in the press and her fans will have someone other than her hair - work to her face, exercising, tanning, beach holidays and going to restaurants - to talk about.
Now Jessica Alba looks way better than her. I know she is younger but her body is way better than Aniston and she actually had a kid.
Maniston blackmail Mayer to come to the dead like atmosphere of her movie premier.
Jen: “if you don’t come and support me on my dog movie I’ll release the sex photo of us where you pee on me!”
Mayer: “ok, ok, although that would be your next move anyway if this naked photo of you won’t make your movie a big hit , right baby?”
Jen: “Good idea John, good idea, something to look forward to”.
Oh yeah, Alba is gorgeous along with the great body!
Only thing against her is she is a match in the talent department with Aniston. Other than that she makes Aniston look bad, really, really, really bad in the looks & body department.
WOW, what a bunch of horrible nasty losers you ALL are on either side of the Jen/BradAngie war. Get lives all of you. There is nothing wrong with any of them.
1. Jen looks good (and absolutely amazing for 40) and has a career, not as a serious rated actress but hey she made a lot of money on TV and Friends was popular and she has an ok career as a rom-com actrees
2. Brad and Angie are probably very happy and are doing great charity work and are both great actors
3. Bet a million dollars that if the media and all you stirring freaks would drop the the whole triangle BS thing, they’d all continue to lead happy lives and probably never think of each other.
4. I seriously doubt Jen wants Brad back
5. The past is the past so who cares what happened, its none of our business
6. If you want to be a fan of Jen’s that’s your choice and totally cool - just don’t spew vile towards Brad/Angie or their fans
7. If you want to be a fan of Brad/Angie’s that’s your choice and totally cool - just don’t spew vile towards Jen or her fans.
I remember watching Angie naked in Original Sin and Gia.
I was mesmerized by her.
Her skin, her bony limbs, her face, her hair, her mouth: perfection.
And not because she has the perfect body, is because she exudes confidence, she is not ashamed at all of her body. She is sensual by nature.
When I watched Aniston cover and the other one with men around, I saw a puppy face, her smile doesn’t reach her eyes, she is feeling insecure about hersefl even when she has a nice body, its like she wants to be in another place.
Aniston is selling her soul for fame and money.
Heh i turned my boyfriend on with just a smile even if jennifer aniston’s spread eagle naked next to me. She’s the unsexiest woman there is who’s trying to be sexy to no avail, naked or not.
i think she looks amazing
jennifer looks so sexy, i love her outfit
keep looking beautiful jennifer
altho i dont think she will ever look as sexy as angie who gives a ****, jennifer is still a wonderful women
team aniston
carla @ 12/12/2008 at 3:48 pm Heh i turned my boyfriend on with just a smile even if jennifer aniston’s spread eagle naked next to me. She’s the unsexiest woman there is who’s trying to be sexy to no avail, naked or not.
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Hate to say it hun but a man is a man and i doubt you have a body like JA. Keep dreaming though. I know it keeps you warm at night.
Jay Leno called and wants his chin back. LOL
she is HOT
I mean ‘NOT’. Jen is NOT hot.
Where were all Owen’s supportive friends? Wasn’t this supposed to be HIS night - his first big premiere in over two years? They couldn’t ALL be out of town. I mean, ‘can’t keep a man’ is right - that guest list WAS pathetic.
I think until Owen cleans up that he’s being shunned a bit in Tinseltown. I know that he LOOKED good but that really doesn’t mean he’s clean. With something like Oxycontin, you CAN’T tell by looking at a person. I mean, who knew that he had gone to rehab twice before last August?
Anonymous 2 @ 12/12/2008 at 4:41 pm
Where were all Owen’s supportive friends? Wasn’t this supposed to be HIS night - his first big premiere in over two years? They couldn’t ALL be out of town. I mean, ‘can’t keep a man’ is right - that guest list WAS pathetic.
I think until Owen cleans up that he’s being shunned a bit in Tinseltown. I know that he LOOKED good but that really doesn’t mean he’s clean. With something like Oxycontin, you CAN’T tell by looking at a person. I mean, who knew that he had gone to rehab twice before last August?
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No one wants to be seen on this D List movie premier, everyone’s trying to be busy to be there hehe.
And the only people there are those that came to see the yellow dog and i don’t mean the blond maniston but the yellow lab.
jen fan @ 12/12/2008 at 1:34 am #66
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Hi jen fan,
I’am looking forward to seeing “MARLEY and Me” too. Jen looks so
pretty in these pictures,better than I have seen before.She is very
happy.
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I want to see “Australia” too. I liked your comment,about the movie,
and what you said about Hugh! (smiling). I’m sure you know, Hugh is
going to host the Oscar’s.
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Take care,dear. I’m looking forward,to hearing from you again!
please both fan of Aniston, Brad and Angie should check this site and watch the video of the Aniston on Marley & Me also the video of CCOBB just see how everyone of this 3 relate to their fans and also how they are happy to see them.
You will see that aniston is not gracious to her fan and what is wrong with her she behaved weild
http://www.poptv.com/
judge by what u see @ 12/12/2008 at 5:02 pm
please both fan of Aniston, Brad and Angie should check this site and watch the video of the Aniston on Marley & Me also the video of CCOBB just see how everyone of this 3 relate to their fans and also how they are happy to see them.
You will see that aniston is not gracious to her fan and what is wrong with her she behaved weild
http://www.poptv.com/
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Oh my god I watched the video and all I can ask is that why is Jennifer Aniston’s chin bigger than Owens when they caught them side by side on a side view. ROFL.
Sad to say whoever that camera person was, they were able to see take a close up shot on Aniston’s legs down to her feet. ROFL they were UGLY. Guess photoshop works wonder on that naked photo of hers because that same legs don’t look the same.
Jennifer Aniston is neither a beauty nor a talent. Just a lucky person. Why? She is a rich woman who happened to be married to Brad Pitt. I think Brad married her as he was heartbroken over Gyweneth and he thought he found a caring woman by his side…Shame Jen turned out to be a self-centered, ignorant, chain-smoking and forgetful person who happened to thank everyone when she was at awards shows except her husband.
Being a shallow and self-centered person, Jennifer is not even a funny person. I mean, come on, anyone over 12 thinks Friends was funny??? That show ruined tv!
Wish Brad hadn’t married her, because then she would of went away with the rest of the TV girls…
Brad WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Why would any sane woman, want to look like Jennifer Aniston
She looks like a skinny man in drag
To all of you people,who think John and Jen are not a couple,GO TO
X17. They have beautiful pictures and a video of John and Jen looking great and happy,at last night’s “Marley and Me” Premiere.
Jade write you back later. Boy did i mess up that comment..BYEEEE
Those are some UGLY knees and feet! Too bad you can’t photoshop and airbrush these pics like the fake nakked pics.
She looks ugly and haggard and will die childless and all alone.
Im sure all the botox & surgery she has admitted too helps her age! haha
I do love what shes wearing here tho, but she does tend to look the same a lllllot!
But I wish she would stop talking about Brad and Angelina and MOSTLY their kids!!
I mean now shes even making jokes about their children and its like…umm why is it NOT ok for Angelina to talk about the love of her life & father of her 6 kids but its ok for Jen to make jokes about Brad & Angie’s children…..???? She needs to get it straight.
I love Jen but, this relationship with John Mayer is sure making her ballsy! I dont like it either!
JOLIE-PITTS ALL the way!
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Congrats to them on their golden globe nods too! Well deserved actors.
Haha saw the video on poptv.com guess brangielina have to wait to make out at home because papa and mama pitt’s riding with them on that limo. Great comparison video, lots of happy even a bit frenzy fans on CCOBB preimere compared to almost sleepy people in the Dog movie. hehe.
hey look a celebrity hore!!
jade @ 12/12/2008 at 5:27 pm To all of you people,who think John and Jen are not a couple,GO TO
X17. They have beautiful pictures and a video of John and Jen looking great and happy,at last night’s “Marley and Me” Premiere.
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Hi Jade
how r you doing ?? I wrote a comment already have no clue where it went.. I didn’t think i could see the video yet b/c my friend was suppose to be for a hair dye..
So I couldn’t wait to see them together and they look so nice together . I didn’t think they broke up or anything just missed them.. I wish Jen & John so much happiness , thats what we all want ..
So my sweetie hows the family. Everyone is fine here. Just colds but not me and I better not get one either..
Jen looks beautiful in her photo layout it makes me want to go to the gym and work out break a sweat… I think the body is such a beautiful thing and If Jen could pose like that is just gorgeous..She perfect in all her pics…
well gotta go Jade catch up with you later TTUL………………….ellie
What’s wrong Jen, why you kept on hiding your face with your hair and hand on that video on http://www.poptv.com. Don’t worry about it even with your hair and hand your chin still sticks out. And someone is right about her legs boy those are ugly legs far from that photoshop naked pic of hers, guess those video can’t photoshop it.
OMG… I watch the video …..
FRIENDS rerun ALL OVER again… LOL
Look at Maniston ACTIONS…. Those HANDS the way she KEEP putting it in her FOREHEAD Evey 5 CECONDS…… LOL LOL..
Except for ONE thing…
Her FACE USE TO BE THIN and LONG like a witch and NOW>>>>
FULL and SQUARE >>> just like me… FABIO <<<<>> LOOK<<<< back … !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ellie @ 12/12/2008 at 6:09 pm
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Hi ellie dear,
I’am so glad to hear from you! We are all doing good here,just too
many things to do before Christmas.
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Yes ellie,Jen looks beautiful in the photo layout. I love the pictures of
Jen and John on X17, at last night’s Premiere. I hope you seen all the pictures,ellie. There were 11 pictures and more.They looked happy
and beautiful together.You and I want them to be happy and they will.
I’ve got to wrap presents. I’ll be back later,dear.
Maniston I am calling you I WANT My >>> LOOK <<<<
back….. LOL LOL
…i wish the man and the urinator got married!!!! and be happy!
she look so beautiful here…and ppl start to commenting on her legs…hm…weird huh?
SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL SERIOUSLY… SEEMS LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE’S FANS are JEALOUS of her… seriously… stupid people…
more BEAUTIFUL than Angie… but angie is hotter, since she is a SEDUCER, HOME WRECKer, *****…
seriouslyyy im not really Jeniffer aniston’s fan but she looks beautifullll in here
yes jen is so beautiful……in planet of the apes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love Jen she’s great.Good luck on Marley and me!
Good luck Jen on Marley and me! It looks like she’s a great person, for real.
yeah she needs all the luck in the world since she resort in getting naked just to promote her doggie film.
jade @ 12/12/2008 at 6:45 pm ellie @ 12/12/2008 at 6:09 pm
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Hi ellie dear,
I’am so glad to hear from you! We are all doing good here,just tooany things to do before Christmas.
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Yes ellie,Jen looks beautiful in the photo layout. I love the pictures of
Jen and John on X17, at last night’s Premiere. I hope you seen all the pictures,ellie. There were 11 pictures and more.They looked happy
and beautiful together.You and I want them to be happy and they will.
I’ve got to wrap presents. I’ll be back later,dear.
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gotta check it out now… I had to fix my girlfriend up and take pictures of her to put on a dating site..I don’t think I can ever do that.. But she came out real nice, I’m very pleased with knowing how to do hair and makeup what a little can do..
OK i gotta go look at the pictures..
TTUL Jade sweetie…………………………….ellie
This says it all. All Jennifer ever do is go tanning in the beach. She has a very self-centered and lame life. I’m baffled by people who idolized this selfish bimbo. We should idolize people who does good in our society,a good model for our children. Not a bimbo who does nothing good but be narcissistic,self-centered,and whine about her life.
neer @ 11/22/2008 at 2:33 am
I want to share the following quotes (of various personalities) to the people who are cynical about Angie’s motive in doing her share in helping others:
“What she has done transcends her physical beauty and really reminds us that it’s what is in the heart, and I really want to commend her for what she’s done in such a serious and thoughtful way.” (Hillary Clinton)
“I don’t know Angelina Jolie, but I admire her work.” (Barack Obama)
“Celebrities are doing the work that journalists are not. We can’t afford to be cynical about that….Can you really strike out against Angie and Bono?…Sure, there’s an opinion backlash. People think they are doing it for some sort of ego trip. But the people who are expressing that opinion? What are they doing?” (Marianne Pearl)
“Angie roughs it. She lives with us in the forest and eats the crickets and the cockroaches the locals eat without thinking twice about it. Whenever I read in magazines about her ‘glorious house in Cambodia,’ I think, What? It’s a shack. I don’t think people believe she has the ability to abandon everything in the West and transpose herself to a situation with malaria and dengue fever and the most extreme poverty. I read about her ‘Hollywood life.’ Well, you can’t live a Hollywood life in this part of Cambodia.” (Stephen Bognar)
“Their participation has been absolutely essential to the mainstreaming of these global issues into American life, which is why I find so ridiculous the cynicism, the pundits who disdain this. They misunderstand how our society works, and they misjudge these people, their leadership. No good deed goes unpunished, and it’s certainly true of this activity. Angelina goes at it with utter honesty, hard work and a deep feeling for the common faith of humanity. There’s no doubt about that or about her love for her children. And yet the amount of chattering that goes on about it is endless and preposterous, in my view” (Jeffrey Sachs)
“OK.Now, your daughter, Angelina Jolie. You know, we checked her out. I don’t know whether you know this or not. Big investigation on her. And we found out she walks the walk, that she gives all the money, millions of dollars and this and that. (Bill O’Reilly talking to Jon Voight)
“What I don’t understand is the media’s criticism (of Jolie’s) involvement in humanitarian aide and why they question her motives and sincerity..It’s like, Who cares? She’s doing a good job and putting so much of her time and money in the causes.” (Tea Leoni)
“These people don’t need additional focus or respect. I’m not that cynical at all. Angelina has given not only her time, but her money to assist people who need it most….In the past, entertainers have usually led selfish and egotistical lives so I like it when I see people like Angelina trying so hard. I think she has raised some awareness and that she has an extremely good heart.” (Mia Farrow)
“Her going to Haiti really helped my foundation. It was in a time where she was still pregnant. Haiti being the most dangerous place in the world, for Angelina Jolie to land there—while pregnant—that’s gangster. We respect that to the T.“ (Wyclef Jean)
“I like them (Angelina & Brad) very much…They’re bright, interested in what’s going on, open to everything, ready to grab everything they can out of life. They’re not wasting a lot of time being movie stars. They’re taking advantage of it to see, listen and learn. “(Leslie Caron)
“I want to congratulate Angelina because it’s been a very long time since I’ve been in this business and I’ve never met a person who has such a good balance between family life, humanitarian efforts, ..and all the extraordinary work that she does in addition to this.” (Dustin Hoffman)
“I think her humanitarian position has just changed the way actresses and people in the industry think about what they can actually do … to help the world,” (Marc Bauer)
“Angelina Jolie…just seeing an actress who has been through it all and who doesn’t care what other people say about her — someone who has forged her own path.” (Olivia Wilde)
what a big laugh!! Compare Anniston here in her little black dress to that of Jolie’s little black dress during the KungFu Panda photoshot recently here also in JJ, and Anniston CANNOT even come close to Jolie’s sophistication and sexiness.
LOL. These women: Anniston, Holmes, and sometimes even Posh, pales in comparison to Jolie.
What a poor turn out. It just reflects on the popularity of jennifer. Did you hear some lady was calling jennifer! jennifer! and when she turn around,a lady shouted “OUT OF THE WAY!” That’s hilarious.
http://www.poptv.com/2008/12/12/jen-john-slip-out-together-marley-me-premiere/
At least Jen hasn’t had her nose sculpted down to barely nothing as Angelina Jolie has.
Angelina Jolie in JC Penney modeling ad when she was younger
http://www.anvari.org/cols/Young_Angelina_Jolie/Young_Angelina_Jolie_020.html
Angelina today
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Angelina%20Jolie-3.JPG
ANISTON your body is beautiful(due to surgeries)……but pls cover your face….with your hair if you like……coz so distracting…..
ANISTON… where’s your adams apple?….hhhmmm you undergo surgeries again…..
Why is there no advance reviews on Marley & Me yet? Yet there some already on Benjamin Button which is released the same day. If they didn’t do advance screening for the critics for a movie, that’s never a good sign. Anybody??
What the hell is the fascination with this *****…..has no talent (we all know that) and the co-stars here with her (they’re all has- beens…..one of them suicidal)….if this ***** hadn’t been married to Brad Pitt….no one would even give her a second look (or a first look). What a waste of publicity here….. there are so many other talented actresses who should get more exposure……I, personally don’t care what she does…..she’s never done anything worthwhile for anyone……she’s so consumed (still) with Brad Pitt……she’s a real psycho case…..always talking about Brad and Angelina…..she just can’t stand to see that he has found the love of his life and now the mother of his children. Get a life Jen…..with someone….who wants your ugly ass (that can’t produce any kids)….by the way, stop chasing after John….its so obvious that if he meets someone beautiful, sexy and intelligent like Angelina….he will certainly leave your ass.
like what the hell is she wearing? John Mayer can do better mate, this chick has no face, too much chin, fake tits, stubby legs…come on dude
I am so sick of this girl. She is a bad actress and not that good looking. Please John Meyer marry her and take her to another planet!
Jennifer Aniston is ugly. TRUTH, FACT.
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