Jennifer Aniston: My Body & Me!

is it just me or does john mayer look really really apathetic and distant?
i never thought much of him ..but he is in such a totally unenviable position now ..hope he has a bunch of rich material to write music about when he is done putting up this charade after the movie is released …least he deserves for trying to put on a chivalrous show through all the embarrassment he is being put thro by his supposed muse..

Janie @ 12/11/2008 at 11:51 pm
Why don’t you haters listen to her rather than the tabloids! :)

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Actually I did and I must say she is not intelligent.

She is merely an actress, not very good-looking and not compelling to watch.
Many other actresses are better but don’t seem to have her PR machine.
Perhaps she is a product of successful marketing.

I am neither fan nor hater.
I loved the book but don’t know if I’ll watch the movie (the script did not stay true to the book).

Her choice of words and phrases, her

It’s Dec and Maniston is still tanned.

hey jen haters..go away! go to your bradengelina site if you can not stand Jen!..its so funny how contradict yourself by following her story..

Jen look happy and John look so cute..its show how they are secure about they relation.. Owen looks very happy and healthy..

Jen looks amazing. She is glowing, the best shes looked. I am glad John Mayer was there to support his woman. This was Jennifer’s premeire and instead of making it all about them, John stepped aside and let his woman shine.

# 34 loud whispers @ 12/12/2008 at 12:06 am
This was Jennifer’s premeire and instead of making it all about them, John stepped aside and let his woman shine.
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Or maybe she just paid him to be there. How come there are no photos of them together? He looks like he’d rather be somewhere else.

Jesus, who’s that ugly-looking thing in the 21st photo? Is that Huvane??

no longer a lurker @ 12/12/2008 at 12:01 am

Angelina Is Still Hotter
By fitsnews • on December 12, 2008

Well, there’s Jennifer Aniston, b-b-buck nekkid with the exception of a poorly-placed necktie.

And no, you can’t get rid of the necktie by rubbing your thumb over your monitor … cause we tried that already. Many, many times, in fact.

Anyway, let’s start with the obvious … she looks good.

In fact, she looks “real good” as a friend of a friend from Inman, S.C. would say.

And not that we’ve ever been inordinately focused on Jennifer Aniston’s boobs, but we definitely like this shapeage better than what we saw on that totally topless - and thus NSFW - video of her walking down some Mexican beach a few years back.

She’s put some meat on them bones, which is a good thing …

But the question still stands - does she even hold a candle to Angelina? The woman she loathes? The woman about whom she vented a bit more of her spleen in this GQ exclusive?

Short answer? No.

And not to get all fortune cookie on y’all, but green isn’t a good color on anybody … especially when the green is jealousy.

We’re not sure how long it’s been since Brad Pitt broke Jen’s heart, but we’re pretty sure Nixon was in the White House and “Hey Mr. Tambourine Man” was on Top 40 radio.

Which is to say get over it, Jen … and not via loveless rebounds with Vince Vaughn and John Mayer.

Learning to love yourself? That’s right. It’s still the greatest love of all.

http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/12/12/angelina-is-still-hotter/

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:-)

i’m shock .. the world is shock .. she is wearing a dress!! why didn’t she came to the premier naked ? this will get all the attention the movie needed..

Her lips are enhanced.

Whose lips is she trying to imitate?

ahahahahhahaa

Wow, the photos of her unphotoshopped are frightening. How scary is she and what a butterball. There was a lot of retouching going on for this cover.

sholly @ 12/11/2008 at 4:50 pm
http://i34.tinypic.com/25kr9mw.jpg

Thanks for the great pix. Love it!

QQQQ @ 12/12/2008 at 12:35 am

Jennifer Aniston just can’t button up over Brad Pitt

http://www.bostonherald.c…button_up_over_Brad_Pitt/

Jennifer Aniston is stark, raving n*de.
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Ever since Brad Pitt jettisoned the former “Friend” for fertility goddess Angelina Jolie, Aniston just can’t keep her clothes on.
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Aniston’s latest striptease is next month’s GQ cover, where the almost 40-year-old wears nothin’ but a necktie, shielding naughty bits with her wrists and a well-positioned knee.
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Inside, she frolics footloose and frock-free with two men and sits spread-eagle in men’s skivvies, an open shirt and nothing else. She’s supposed to be promoting the family-friendly “Marley & Me” but, for some reason, can’t stop talking about what she calls the “insane Bermuda Triangle” that is Jen, Jolie and Pitt.
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Cue the awkward:
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“The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends,” she jokes to GQ. “Can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip and Knox . . .”
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Oh, honey. Build a bridge.
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Yes, Aniston’s hysterical - and not in a ha-ha way. Think Glenn “I-won’t-be-ignored-Dan” Close in “Fatal Attraction.”
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She could give lessons in loony. Aniston sues magazines and Web sites for publishing topless shots of her but shows skin on the cover of Rolling Stone and in “The Breakup” and “The Good Girl,” to name a few naked truths.
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In fact, this isn’t the first time Aniston’s graced the cover of GQ sans attire. She was shirtless in 2005, when she was anointed Woman of the Year.
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And she gets annoyed when people ask about her personal life - most recently griping at a USA Today reporter - but can’t stop yapping about Brangelina and how “uncool” it all was and how extraordinary her musician boyfriend John Mayer is. All while demonstrating that her boobs are perkier than ever.
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What is it with this relentless notion that if a middle-aged celebrity can somehow defy gravity, it’s a crime not to prove it? Who said in order to be OK with yourself, you’ve got to pose with nothing but a spray tan?
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You know what I’d like to see? Men acting this way when they’re dumped - like ex-Mr. Madonna Guy Ritchie on the cover of Vogue wearing nothing but a cone bra, complaining about how uncool A-Rod is.
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“I feel more comfortable today than I ever did in my 20s or early 30s.” Aniston told GQ. “I’m healthier. I’m more at peace in my mind and with my body.”
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Good for you, Jen. Now get thee to H & M. And here, borrow my coat.

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Luvs it!
Calling out the Fraudiston/Hagiston/Maniston for her fakery.