Jennifer Aniston: My Body & Me!

she looks great love the hair ,body dress i just love everything about her can’t wait for the movie .JOHN looks great he should grow his just a little bit and he will look great he looks so young and fresh WAY BETTER AND HOTTER THAT THE OLD MAN THAT IS JENNIFER’S EX HUSBAND

beatrice @ 12/12/2008 at 1:35 am Jill @ 12/12/2008 at 1:15 am

she’s weird @ 12/12/2008 at 12:59 am
This woman is slowly but surely going to alienate herself from the high tier of actors in Hollywood.
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She already has. None of them attended her premiere tonight.
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Jill,
Gasp! You mean that Lauren desperately-seeking-fame-chick from The Hills TV show is not A-list ? I mean, she was there to support Fugliston…

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Where was her BFF to support her ?…Oh well, she was UNCOOL being at the CCOBB premiere instead and not showing support to her BFF.

Jenn poses with Owen just like she used to fake pose with Brad during their marriage. Poor Brad wanted a real relationship, and not just sex with someone pretending a relationship for the tabloids. Brad got what he wanted, and Jenn seems to enjoy the shallow made for tabloid set ups.

Cryssa @ 12/12/2008 at 6:37 am Oh Jen the Hag, that’s the best you can come up with? Fact is, Brad is a cheat. Plain and simple. And Hoelina is no better. Billy Bob was engaged when he hooked up with Hoelina
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And Sluttifer Skankiston was very much engaged to Tate when she f*cked Brad on the very first datre. She extend the COOLNESS of this confession bragging about it on TV in the face of her fiance and a stunned audience !
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Hypocrit and a sl*t she already was, now turning a p*rn star who likes very young men as furnitures to simulate an orgy ! Group s*x is probably one of those things she will engaged into very soon. All this in front of a camera now that she has tasted the flavour of p**s and p** with her present skat boytoy.

She is nuts. i use to be a fan but her comments lately are nuts. The pics of GQ are strictly for attetnion.

copycat, the dress, the color, whats next?…its 4u jen

Okay, I’s starting to worry… WHERE ARE THE OTHER CELEBRITIES?!
You know?! friends, supporters, people who can’t wait to watch the movie, fans screaming like crazy to get her attention, she giving autographs… was the premiere REALLY just this?!

Oh man, poor Jen…
And her fans insists(lamely) that she’s a great actress, looks great, has a lot of suport… where’s Oprah in his situations?! Or at least the Friends cast… where’s Coutney Cox?!

It’s not like she’s getting any awards towards this movie, but I was expecting something bigger…

Poor Jen, sick for attention so desperately and anyone gives a sh*t.

Maybe you’ll have it next time! :)

Courtney was there you twats. There’s a site called getty images. Look it up! And Jen didn’t cheat on Tate with Brad. The only sl*ts are Brad and Hoelina. They are both a pair of slags.

This is what any woman would look like if they photo shopped the heck out of it. Whats wrong with just looking like yourself Jen? Apparently not comfortable with herself or they weren’t, just pick. After looking at her bikini pictures, I’m sure this was over photo shopped.

Belle, too early to try and rewrite history. Jen was living with Tate, went out on a bind date with Brad at a hotel set up by their agent, spendt the nite with him at the hotel, moved Tate out and Brad in within days into Jen’s house on Blue Jay Way in the HW Hills. Jen refused to live in Brad’s home (his compound of now 4+ different houses), where he now happily lives with his family, as it did not have as prestigious an address as her home she said but really because he and GP had lived in one of the homes for a while.

Your dear Jen told David Letterman and his national audience these facts about the blind date. Dave gasped and sputtered.

An angel your Jen ain’t.

And yes Courtney was there at the dog movie last nite, solo, living much better than Jen. No AListers in attendence however or even BListers. A handful of C/D listers did show up, Jen’s level.

Truth will set jenhags free.

Oh Lili, such an archaic term in the year 2008 almost 2009.

A term used only by the ignorant and uneducated.

Jen assisted in THE breakup of her OWN HOME.

JEN IS A HOMEBREAKER.

JEN IS A HOMEBREAKER.

The truth will set you free.

Jennifer Aniston Naked, Also For The Animals (A Bit)
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December 12th, 2008 at 11:00 by Stuart Heritage
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Here’s some celebrity maths: Jennifer Aniston + family movie about an adorable dog = naked Jennifer Aniston.
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It’s obvious! Jennifer Aniston is promoting a film that’s primarily aimed at children, so it’s obvious she’d end up naked on the front of GQ magazine. Really, this is just like when Jodie Foster got her bum out to promote Nim’s Island or when the entire cast of that Narnia film guest-edited that issue of Fat Filthy Knockers magazine.
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But, of course, Jennifer Aniston isn’t just naked in GQ for her film - it’s also to show everyone that she’s happy. Happy! She’s happy, OK? HAPPY!
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You know what’s old hat these days? Gratuitous celebrity nudity. These days, if a famous woman decides to get naked, it has to be for an important cause. That’s why Khloe Kardashian got naked yesterday, in an effort to raise awareness of the barbaric fur trade. And it’s also why Jennifer Aniston is naked on the cover of GQ magazine this month - because, um…
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OK, look, we don’t know exactly why Jennifer Aniston is naked on the cover of GQ magazine this month, but she is, and we think it’s down to one of the following:
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1 - To promote her new funny animal movie Marley And Me.
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2 - To show the world that she’s completely comfortable with herself, especially after hours of expensive post-shoot digital manipulation.
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3 - To show that ***** Angelina Jolie who’s the sexy one. Yeah, you see that, Angelina? You see these sexy naked tits? Yeah, this is why Brad Pitt married me and then, um, ran off with… oh. Nevermind.
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4 - Because Jennifer Aniston clearly doesn’t think that the 18 hours of each day that she monopolises by jumping around screaming “Woo! Look at me! I’m Jennifer Aniston! I have a complex love life I’m just dying to tell you about!” in every single publication on the planet is enough.
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So, yes, the sight of Jennifer Aniston naked on the cover of GQ might reek of desperation, but at least it stops her prattling on about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie like some sort of demented bellend. Doesn’t it?
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“The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends.” Really? “No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical. I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox …”
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Oh. It doesn’t.
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But, still, it’s worked - the naked GQ cover has got Jennifer Aniston more publicity than she knows what to do with, and we’re sure this will be reflected in Marley And Me’s opening weekend box office, where it will no doubt break records in reaching the ‘lonely single man who enjoy masturbating to pictures of naked women doing weird squirrelly things with their arms’ demographic.
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But don’t forget that there’s still a fortnight before Marley And Me is released, so this probably isn’t the last we’ll see of Jennifer Aniston. But what tricks could she possibly have left in her arsenal? After all, we’ve had the fake pregnancy trick, and the slagging off Angelina Jolie trick, and the desperate plea for babies trick, and now we’re already at the naked in a magazine trick. What could possibly be next?
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Well, logic dictates that that if the pattern holds there’ll be a Jennifer Aniston sex tape out in the next few days. But just you cool your heels, Aniston fans - a Jennifer Aniston sex tape wouldn’t be nearly as good as you expect, because chances are it’d also star John Mayer and, you know, people only have a finite amount of vomit they can puke up before they start retching blood.
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http://www.hecklerspray.c…imals-a-bit/200818062.php

copycat, the posed of angie’s hand in brad’s tummy,,, copied by jen……