John Mayer: Jen & Me!

OK, Teresa, let us all agree that Aniston wasn’t trying to impress any one with her n-aked body atop two young men; let us agree that those of Aniston’s fans who have been saying, every time her body is displayed semi-uncovered or otherwise, that Pitt’s jaw must drop, that Pitt probably pored over her “great body” and regret, so on and so on, are as nut as those from Jolie’s camp who’ve been saying Aniston’s been trying to impress Pitt, so on and so on; let us agree that Jolie’s picture with the horse appeared as though she got it off from the horse.

Are we to conclude that Aniston appears to get it off two young men in her GQ’s pic? Are we to conclude that Aniston, at 40, took this picture and let it published to the world, just to impress herself or just for fun?

Then, when we compare the pics of Jolie and Aniston and the time in which they are taken, shouldn’t we, the decent public, conclude that Jolie was a foolish young woman and Aniston is a foolish middle aged woman? If we, the decent public, ought to be careless about Aniston’s “just for fun” venture, why must we keep caring about “just for fun” venture of Jolie at twenty something?

Don’t tell me Aniston is not middle aged since we’re living in the 21st century or since she doesn’t have kid, because this type of arguments only serves as better defenders for Jolie.

By the way, I did not think about “getting it off” when I see the pic of Jolie and the horse. Only those who thought of getting it off the horse would be provoked into thinking that, hence the saying “it takes one to know one”. Clearly, by your perception, you do think of, or perhaps have been, getting it off the horse.

I suggest you take your mind out, dip it in bleach, air it under hot summer sun for a thorough cleansing.

Ivermom - Yes other stars have done the almost nude photo’s, but she knew that this was coming out, as she exclaimed that she wanted privacy, and that she didn’t understand why people were curious about her. OOOOOOKay….

Again, it gets people talking about her because the expiration date on being referred to as “the exwife of Brad Pitt” is five years (we can only hope).

If she could just shut up about the Jolie Pitts, I would not care where she displayed her booty shots. She needs the triangle to stay “interview worthy”, cause really what else is there to know about her? She could tell us, if she could learn to articulate her thoughts. That is a big IF.

Like I have said before, everyone is selling themselves a little bit as it is part of their jobs. But she should stick to selling HER life, not her exhusbands…..

juliane

if they shut up thier sk unky mouth about the affair during the marriage. when someone put her private life for public consumption , she has a right to defend herself. both of your idols put the private affair for the public consumption , and she has a right to defend herself. IN SOME STATE YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR ASSET ,IF YOU HAD AN AFAIR DURING THE MARRIAG. so do not ask her to shut up from defending herself, while your iodls keep running thier mouth about thier affair.

FROM JJ OTHER THREAD

Jennifer Aniston = PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON… Our Eyes Are Burning…
http://nightlycandywithnanaadwoa.wordpress.com/2008/12/17/jennifer-aniston-please-put-your-clothes-on-our-eyes-are-burning/
My good LAWD… What are you doing???? I’m starting to take serious pity on you…. It’s soo funny because in the caption on the cover of GQ states “Is it Just Us or is Jennifer Aniston Getting Hotter?” Answer: It’s just the douchebags at GQ
It cannot be ANY more translucent Maniston’s insatiable need for public attention than this cover. For someone who whines to editors about the press, media, papzi’s being all up in her koolaide, she SURE does give them something to talk about, each and every time.
This is just a pathetic cry for attention because Brad and Angie are taking away Maniston’s media spotlight because their family is growing again, while her womb stays barren. Maniston’s agents feel like in order to “stay on top” (in her mind) she has to ONE UP them by “proving” to the world that she can afford every amenity affordable to woman, to look great?
I make no bones about how annoying and so LAST DECADE I think Maniston. BUT I just didn’t think my disdain could get any larger…. When my friend who is a high up at GQ gave me an advanced copy of the Dec 23rd issue, I just came undone for about 5 minutes. Is this a joke? I mean WHAT? WHY is this woman still making movies? Why is this woman naked on the cover of a magazine that is sold in the grocery stores? This cover should be saved for the behind the counter at the bodega. Not to mention the fact that she IS STILL TALKING ABOUT BRAD & ANGIE!!!!!! Have you NO SHAME WOMAN?? Just SHUT UP already!! My goodness, HOW LONG has it been since Brad left you? You blah blah blahed about it in VOGUE, and everyone was talking about your “uncool” statement for weeks… and you have the NERVE to still be talking about Brad, Angie AGAIN, and then brought the kids into it this times? Have they upped your meds Maniston? Have SOME PRIDE…PLEASE!!!!
Excerpts from the article…
On why she thinks people are still interested in her split with Brad: (*WAIT… NO ONE CARES… BUT YOU.. YOU are the ONLY one TALKING ABOUT IT… YOU… JUST YOU….)
[Jokingly] The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends… No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox…”
Aniston told the mag that her relationship with Brad and Angelina is an “insane Bermuda Triangle.”
Joking aside, she says she and Pitt do speak from time to time: ““When there’s something to congratulate or celebrate, there’s an exchange,” she said. “But there’s no charge on it.”
On Jolie’s revelation that she and Pitt fell in love during the making of Mr. & Mrs. Smith:
“Considering the source,” Aniston says, “nothing surprises me.
It’s just super obvious that you are one scary woman. Oh poor Brad… I am so sorry you made that pivotal mistake. It must have been a FRIGHT to have been married to this woman! That goodness you ran!!!!
The only thing I can give Maniston credit for is that her body is on point! I mean, of course she has got a smokin’ body, if you had thousands of dollars to spend on your physical appearance alone, all of us would look like that. Frankly, I expect NOTHING less for her body to be bangin’ Can’t do much about that mug, so put all the attention on that body!
The price of all this gorgeousness has not been cheap. Jen’s monthly regimen to tone and tighten her body with private instruction from top LA yoga guru, Mandy Ingber, and other personal trainers, costs over $3,000 a month, according to the National Enquirer, and I believe them.
She apparently has a private chef, preparing only high-protein, low-fat organic meals for $3,500 a month. She reportedly had a nose job, courtesy of Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia, for about $12,000. She has anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments for $1,000 a session, twice a month, and regular spray tanning sessions, which cost about $90 a pop.
So there you have it! Anyone can afford it can have rockin’ hard abs for LIFE!
Well at least I got yet another chance to laugh hysterically at Maniston’s ridiculous antics. For that, I thank her from the bottom of my heart! As always Jenn, you never EVER disappoint us in that regard. Oh and by the way…. that movie with the train-wreck Owen Wilson called “Marley and Me” looks so STUPID! I’m not buying Maniston as some loving wife and mother first of all, and it might work with little kids who don’t know any better. Movies about Cats and Dogs will do well with those kiddies, but how long could you sit and be entertained by watching a dog on the big screen? After the first silly conundrum that Marley gets himself in, I would be done…………………..

Perez Hilton interview, L.A. Direct Magazine

Q: I’ve noticed you give Jennifer Aniston a tough time, why is that?
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A: I mean I don’t hate her, but I don’t really care for her. I think she’s not appreciative of her fans. She’s not that talented. She doesn’t use her celebrity for good. What is Jennifer Aniston really doing to make the world a better place? Not that much.

Attention Jen fans
You need to wake up and smell the coffee.

Try anwering these questions and do your own reasoning.

Why is Jen still talking about angelina in regrds to an article she did two years ago?
It has nothing to do with the quote… it is just a publicity ploy to garner her some attention for her lousy movie.

Why is Jen repeatedly bashing angelina for saying she couldn’t wait to work with brad on the set of MMS when Julia had said the same statement when she worked with him on “the Mexican” Diane Kruger said she was looking forward to doing scenes with Brad and when Cate said the same thing on Oprah just recently and says she wants to work with brad again.? why isn’t she bashing any of these women?

Thats b/c at this point no one wants jenifer and she is in some sick way fanatasizing that Brad will come back to her and wants to make sure he knows how much she loves him despite having been ridden a few times and supposedly being so in love with John Mayer..

Why is she going on and on about John Mayer yet since the first split you do not see any signs of this supposed couple even looking romantic.?
this is b/c John is only there so she wont look like a lonely manless pathetic person at her premieres. It has been confirmed.

Why is it that even Oprah tried to get her her to fess up about her vogue article?

Cause she knows Jen is lying.. even lied about baking a cake on oprah. She claimed she did it all by herself. something John mayer was not happy about.

Why after four years has she yet to find a steady relationship that can last more than a year and produce the so called children she says she wanted?
Cause she never wanted them to begin with. she wanted the hollywood career.. the fame ..the pirks of fame.
She thought she would land an a-lister or a big time producer that would further her career. It didn’t happen.

End analysis:
Jenis fixated on the fact that what she was thinking in her mind as to what her life would be like after Brad turned into a nightmare. That the pattern she had formed with Tate which rolled on to Brad still continues.
Until she owns up to her responsibility to the failure of her marriage and stop blaming someone else she will never see success nither in life nor in career.

Teresa,

Did I ask you what Brad think?
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If I didn’t see the pic, I wouldn’t talk about it, would I? Perhaps you have a habit of talking about things you haven’t seen hence your asking.
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Did you understand the points of my post? Apparently not. There are a few of Aniston’s fans who are smart and you aren’t one, obviously.
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Do you have a squeaky clean past or present life? Unless you have, shut up about Jolie’s or anyone else.
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My opinion remains that you need to bleach your head. It’s apparently is with the horse and not in a good place.
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Except a baby I have yet seen one who wears nothing and still look sweet, especially a middle age woman. Your thinking reflects profoundly your delusional self, isn’t it?
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Think I hit a little nerve. Delusional? Why because I didn’t want to see Pitt’s jaw drop. That was the point. Fool. Since you seem to be the one that can’t comprehend a sentence and then turn a blind eye to your idols checkered past, you go on now. Live in la, la land. Should I say Naayyyyyyy……. Don’t worry we all know how your idol made it in HW. No surprise there.

Tough if you don’t like it either. I don’t have to be delusional to not share in your opinion dimwit.

For the idiots who write Jen is so ugly - PLEASE…… give us all a break! If Jen was so ugly beauty magazines would NOT be putting her on every issue. Get Real Jolie lovers - Jen IS attractive and you cannot take that away from her.
Jen LOOKS far better than most people half her age. Jen also looks far better than the gothic, toothpick, over tattoed, over botoxed lips Jolie. Jen is an all American, natural style beauty. If you do not like her and find her so unattractive STOP looking her up on the internet and following her every move.
Jen has found happiness with a new wonderful guy. Again, if you do not like her, do not read the magazines she is on, do not watch her movies and do not google her. I cannot stand Jolie so guess what? I never look her up to find out if she foolishly had another child or adopted another child - I simply do not care.