Brad Pitt Talks Benjamin Button

i just remembered angie said at the CCOBB l.a premiere that brad and herself are going to japan in jan 2009 together. sorry!

i am insane and i hate myself so i take pleasure in trying to rile others

Aniston’s Fans as Desperate as She Is?
Today 9:32 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

Jen Aniston’s mighty minion from her fansite Anistoncenter.com dropped us a line, pretty disappointed with our Morning Piss last Friday. Ani-fan Bill called our assessment of his gal’s birthday suit promotional tour “way harsh.”

Truth hurts, Billy. Anyway, dude gave us a link to his Marley & Me review, a film he was blessed with premiere tickets to, fancy that. Looks like Aniston’s own fan base is as eager-beaver as she is for attention. Makes them a good match together, no?

Surprising, ain’t it, that the writer of J.A.’s fansite absolutely loved the movie, especially after getting free tickets to the Aniston-attended screening? So this is how the studio’s desperately trying to put some good reviews out there for this family flick? They certainly knew that putting a cute li’l puppy’s face on all the posters would be more effective drawing in audiences than splashing either of the stars’ mugs.

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COMMENTS:

-Man, I look at that GQ cover, and from the neck down she’s okay, but from the neck up, she’s all Ruth Buzzi.

-In all fairness, this movie must be an absolute dog (pun intended) because no FILM critic has reviewed the film. There is nothing in the New York Times, the L.A. Times, Rotten Tomatoes etc., and considering the film has had movie premieres in both cities…the lack reviews is telling. In fact, I’ve been googling for “Marley and Me” film reviews since last Monday (December 8th) and I’ve only found a link to one review, and that reviewer didn’t like the movie, stating that it had very little to do with the book (which he loved) or the trailers seen on television (he said that you don’t see them running on the beach with Marley). The film centers around Owen Wilson’s character instead of Marley. LOL!! He also said that Jennifer Aniston’s *plastic surgery* was very distracting.

-LOL@ the Jenloonies. **** Ted is right you aniston fans are as desperate and pathetic as she is. Hey Marley, this is not about Angie. I know it is hard for you loonies to talk about your idol without bringing up Angie or Brad’s name, cause we all know Aniston is only relevant because of those two.

-I like Jen, but she appears to be so desperate right now. The cover, the interviews, the relationship w/ John Mayer. Yuck to all of it.

-Put down whatever you are smoking. And of course Aniston is only relevant because of Brad and Angelina, especially Brad cause if she hasn’t been married to Brad would you all be still talking about her after Friends, I think not. If Brad has not hooked up with Angie, would you all be still talking about Aniston, I think not. She is only relevant because of them, cause some people just don’t know how to move on and get over it. Brad has moved on big time and he don’t need to posed n*de in magazines to get attention, but Aniston need too and for what I don’t know and even she don’t know why she did it, but can we say DESPERATE. How did **** do one posed n*de for a magazine when you are promoting a family oriented movie, that have nothing to do with nudity BTW: I am not Ted. You people love when Ted bashes Angie but when he do the same to your idol, you guys act like a bunch of crazy bats. Any chickies I got things to do. Ciao

Hmmm…interesting…I missed this one from Turrd hepatitis c.:

Angie’s Oscar Chances? Better Than You’d Think
Wed., Dec. 10, 2008 6:32 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

Honestly, tho, don’t know why we even need Oscar predictions when the nominations themselves are so friggin’ predictable, year after year. Check out A.T.’s fail-proof Oscar picks

Val @ 12/16/2008 at 9:53 am I really do not think that Angelina and Brad spend their time arguing over X. If anything I hope that the topic of X is comic relief in their home. Just like it is for the rest of us AJ and BP fans.
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I totally agree with you that in the JP household, there is no fighting over the antics of Maniston. They are busy with movie promoting, working on other projects, and are consumed with raising their children. I would guess that if anything, they may feel a little bit of pity for her. When you think of other actresses besides AJ, there is a wealth of talent out there, and another generation of actors coming into their own, so Maniston is really running out of time both in her personal live and professional one.

I watch Angelina’s interviews and she is so articulate and could carry on a conversation so easily on so many subjects. When I watch Maniston, it makes my teeth hurt, because she can barely put sentences together that make much sense.

This thread has had alot of Maniston talk, and sorry that I went there, but am home sick and had some time to dabble online today.

Can you imagine how much fun that the Jolie Pitt household will have this Christmas? As Jane Pitt said, they will be spending the holiday will all of their grandchildren.

Peace

No need in getting mad at me. Because JA is a media ***** and blaming AJ for her misfortunes. And for the idiot that keeps on saying Aj is ruthless and spinning her own image is as sick as the NYT times writer.

Whether Ted C writes something neg or postive it still comes from him so I don’t believe any of it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

13.Danny Tue, Dec 16, 2008, 11:21 AM
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Man, I look at that GQ cover, and from the neck down she’s okay, but from the neck up, she’s all Ruth Buzzi.
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14.Craig Tue, Dec 16, 2008, 11:53 AM
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ROFLMAO! Hey Ted, you know what my code was to type in??? “Chin.” Ahahahahaha!! That said, I wish this homely desperate hag would GO AWAY. Seriously, the return on this investment is nil. She doesn’t give good face, good acting, or good vibes * as someone said of Aniston, “she looks like she hates fun.” That’s an understatement. Why would I sign myself up to see her restylaned mouth, juvadermed cheeks and bleached hair try to act yet again, this time while playing 3rd fiddle to a dog and owen wilson. I mean, please * kill me now.
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15.Gerry Tue, Dec 16, 2008, 12:02 PM
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I never liked this lame Tootsie lookalike. It speaks to the true stupidity of people that she gets the ink she does, and what’s really hilarious are the people who think it has to do with anything other than her connection to ‘Brangelina.’ Like we’d actually even be discussing this sit-com hack if not for ‘Brad Pitt.’ I like Pitt and all, but when I stop and think how he’s responsible for this useless homely broad’s extra 15 minutes, I want to punch him in the nuts Tyler Durden style.
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hey you blind item writer from lainey, you forgot to add this part from TODAY, burro.

from lainey:

PS. Johnny Depp is not Cuba or Chocolate – seriously, I’ve never read such panic in your emails. Also not RDJ or Jude Law or Brad Pitt. As if.

hahaha TO YOU troll

Oh Crazy poster. Go and READ Lainey. She ruled out Brad Pitt today in her colum. She even laughed at this thought.

# 955 beatrice @ 12/16/2008 at 2:43 pm

-Man, I look at that GQ cover, and from the neck down she’s okay, but from the neck up, she’s all Ruth Buzzi.

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BBWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA! X does resemble Ruth Buzzi a bit. Only diff is Ruth Buzzi was funny and could act…and she wielded a mean pocketbook….

Hey all, I was just flipping thru the family People album again, and I think that tres expensive watch Angie was rumored to have given Brad, is on his arm in the shoot. Does anyone have that link again to that watch site so I can compare? Thanks.

good read

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