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Aniston has shown herself to be a real sk*nk. I guess the next stop for her is Penthouse, or Playboy, spread eagle. Or Maybe she will do a sex tape, that seems to be what all the sk*nks like to do.
Aniston is a has-been and even needs a back up man for a premiere? Oh, just because the Jolie-Pitts have themselves to back each other up, so she has to have someone too. Always basing he life on the JP’s, hey s—k get your own life. Oh, by the way your latest nose job looks like Michael Jackson’s nose doesn’t fit in with your huge chin, Ms. Chinchilla.
I don’t get “sk*nk” at all from Miss Aniston - and I’m practically a Puritan! (Seriously. Pretty sure no one wants the details LOL) She and I are the same age - she looks SO amazing! I never got why anyone found her attractive before, but she looks gorgeous, especially in the last year or so. I didn’t like the GQ pix either (and i think she looked a bit uncomfortable… or that was just me), but you just try things in life, and sometimes they aren’t good choices. From what I understand, she has a great group of friends in her life, a solid relationship with her Dad (which always helps in the de-sk*nking, or not being a sk*nk in the first place). I don’t think worry is in order for Jennifer. Just my $0.02
This sick desperate ho brought a man just to walk the red carpet, lies on others just to get attention for her self and striped naked, all for a dog movie that’s going to flop. She is as low as they come. She and Mayer are heartless psycho’s for sure. Everything about she and Mayer is phony. They are two publicity Ho’s that want the media attention so bad they will do any thing to get it.
james #4
I agree.. both of them sucks
Fox news O’Riley made fun of the desperation of Aniston. I have no respect for women that sexually exploit themselves and this goes to many actresses in Hollywood not just Jen.
I THINK I LOVE HER, folks!!
Why does everyone believe every negative story about JA?
That story sounds incredibly fake to me.
Jared you are sorry for posting this. You should be ashamed of yourself. You are giving your site a bad name. A very bad name.
She really is a DESPERATE COUGAR. She should just by herself a toyboy.
i mean just buy herself a toyboy
***** ***** ***** that is the only word for this has been. Hope she marries JM, they both deserve each other.
cheap and trashy and will shag anything with a long tail. Has no shame or dignity. Ugly chin face.
She DEFINITELY look her age inthat picture. You can only do so much to stave off time, before it catches up with you.
^^^”looks her age”.
I loved the last line:
“Jennifer Aniston apparently thinks about Angelina Jolie more than Angelina Jolie thinks about Angelina Jolie.”
i would do her, if i had a brown paper bag to put over her head, why are people surprise at her latest desperation?, how many men have she got n-a-k-e-d for? 6-7 after brad dumped her?, also, she is dating john, john? the lady is a easy dizzy lay.
i would do her, if i had a brown paper bag to put over her head, why are people surprise at her latest desperation?, how many men have she got n-a-k-e-d for? 6-7 after brad dumped her?, also, she is dating john, john? the lady is a easy dizzy lay.
this is the real face of jenho with all the botox and surgeries not the photoshopped cover of GQ where the only thing that resembles jenho is the chin
Aniston is boring and always seeking attention.
Anyways, I can’t believe that Mischa news. I used to like the Kooks :( Ugh. So disappointing.
she needs help, really,…. she is having a break down. britney any body? help her.
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JOHN MAYER = EGOTISTICAL INSINCERE BLABBERMOUTH
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JOHN MAYER = HUVANES LITTLE WAGGING DOG
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JOHN MAYER = JEN’S PUBLICITY HANDBAG
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JOHN MAYER = TALENTED WITH NOTHING EXCEPT HIS OWN SMIRKING, SMUG, CONCEIT.
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JOHN MAYER = A JOKE
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JOHN MAYER = FAKE
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JOHN MAYER = IRRITATING
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JOHN MAYER = BLABBERING MORON
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JOHN MAYER = CAA ACTOR
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JOHN MAYER = SMUG AND CONCEITED
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Does this mean that Jen is now paying John to be with her? Bwahaha
Oooh…a “source” said… now i believe it. Funny how when the “sources” badmouth your idol AJ, they are liars, and it’s all bullsh it , huh?
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And, Mary, of course Jared would post this. He knows the JA haters (aka JP lovers) , who btw rules this site, are obsessed with Aniston (as you can tell by the comments above).
funny how people believe rumors about jen and not about brangelina.
let me tell you this.
ANGELINA MADE THIS STORY UP AND MADE SURE IT GOT TO THE MEDIA.
THIS IS HER WAY OF TAKING REVENGE ON JEN FOR FINALLY SPEAKING ABOUT ANGIE.
ANGIE WANTS TO PORTRAIT THE SAINT AND THATS WHY SHE DOES SECRET THINGS LIKE THIS, SO PEOPLE WONT THINK SHE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
THE STORY ABOUT JEN IS UNTRUE AND MADE UP BY ANGIE AND HER PEOPLE. PROBLABLY EVEN BRAD DOESNT KNOW ABOUT IT.
GO FIGURE: THAT PEOPLE ON DIFFERENT SITES WERE SAYING THEY WOULD PREFER TO SEE MARLEY AND ME THEN BRADS MOVIE.
AND THIS IS A DESPERATE WAY OF ANGIE TO MAKE SURE THAT PEOPLE WONT SEE JENS MOVIE BUT BRADS.
JUST LIKE SHE GOT HIS PARENTS TO SUDDENLY GO TO THE PREMIERE. THEY KNOW MOST PEOPLE DONT WANT TO SEE HIS MOVIE.
TO NUMBER 22 ANONYMOUS:
john is a real man, unlike brad who it took about 4 years to stand behind his girlfriend.
john mayer needed less then a year to stand up for his woman.
thats a real man.
brad is a wussy and he knows it.
angie:
nosejob
another nosejob
then another nosejob…
her nose is vanishing just look at her over the years starting from the nineties.
botox on her forehead…
brad did his face too years ago. remember the rumors when he was with jen that he visited clinics all the time. they even pictured him once leaving such a clinic. now he doesnt have the time and his face is showing it.
brangelina are the loosers. john and jen will last. just wait and see.
and her movie will do great. even though angie wants to stop this by letting someone of her side phone the nypost anonymous. thats how desperate jolie is about jen finally saying the truth.
dont you think its killing jolie everything jen said about her. it does, cause its the truth and she never expected jen to speak out like this.
and jolie would never say something in public nowadays. afraid to loose her plastic image. just like her plastic face.
that people will get to know the real jolie for who she really is.
but the truth will come out pretty soon.
cause word is that people who work with her, have enough of her.
she uses everyone from security to nannies. only thinking about herself. cant wait for one of those to spill the beans.
All I can say is Bahahahahaha!!
The press have finally caught onto this fake desperate pathetic excuse for a woman and realise that everything about this woman is fake.
She is keeps playing her “I am America’s Sweetheart”, I am soo nice and sweet but the facade is slowly cracking…. Example, that bitchy comment about Sex and The City did not go down well and was definitely not classy. She doesn’t believe in that the kind of thing where women only feel empowered once they find the Man… erm beeyotch…. what do you think you were doing when you crawled baack to John Mayer after he dissed you to the press? How humiliating!!! This is the person that always makes sure she is seen with a man when she has a film to promote of if the Jolie-Pitts are in the press.
Not that I am a fan of the Jolie-Pitts but I definitely see a pattern emerging and so does everyone else.
Another thing I don’t understand is why after 4 years her fans are still blaming Pitt for her problems and nothing is said about John “trashy” Mayer who humiliated her in public or Vince Vaughn who was caught cheating on her??? You people should be asking why she keeps picking losers!
Jen is a big liar. She puts Angelina who is making a difference in the world, down just to self promote her dumbass dog movie. Then she solicit men from CAA just to walk the red carpet. The proof is out their in our face. Mayer contracted with CAA. Mayer has no conscience. He and Jen will try to ruin anyone for their own publicity. These are two of the lowest shi#s I have ever seen. This ho is like a call girl for CAA.
i heard she did open her legz for those boys!
Jenn’ef’her is an uptight third rate b*tch.
Mayer is not the same person he was when he started out. Down through the years he change into something greedy and nasty. Some times I think he was this low from the beginning. He is everything Anonymous said he is. Jen’s people just don’t know him and some of John’s fan teeny boppers are still fooled by him. This guy didn’t screw his fans for nothing. I think Jen and this douche bag should be together so they can stab each other in the back. How about one of those messy divorce Hollywood style. I hope they slip up and marry. Honey you haven’t seen nothing yet. Mayer is a divorce will rip her azz for sure lol. Can’t wait, that will make her forget Brad for Sure.
Jen is a paid CAA call girl so true bahahahahaha
John is CAA boytoy male escort so true-so true. Now he can pull in women for CAA.
#31: untrue she is acting and has marriage plans with someone else………you didnt “hear” that, ………..you made “that” up
I have a question about her. When people stay in the sun, they usually become brown-ish, chocolate-ish. How come she becomes orange? And I have Greek genes, just like her and we have pretty much the same skin tone (I mean her original skin tone). I honestly cannot understand this orange color!
BREAKING NEWS!
-JENS NAKED ON COVER OF GQ TO PIMP OUT HER DOG MOVIE,BUT ANGIE IS NAKED ON TOP OF BRAD PITT!
-JENS CAMP SCRAMBLES TO FIND DATES FOR JEN!
-JENS a desperate old BARREN HAG!
-Jen makes movies with DOGS now!
-Jen gets ANOTHER NOSEJOB & GETS DUMPED!
-Jen sunbathes@PEDOPHILE Francis Mexican digs!
-Jen follows Mayer around like a STALKER!
-Jen plumps lips to LOOK LIKE GORGEOUS ANGIE!
-Jens publiCIST sets up jens dates (just like they set up Brad Pitt for her UGLY ASS in 1998!)
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BREAKING NEWS!
-JENS NAKED ON COVER OF GQ TO PIMP OUT HER DOG MOVIE,BUT ANGIE IS NAKED ON TOP OF BRAD PITT!
-JENS CAMP SCRAMBLES TO FIND DATES FOR JEN!
-JENS a desperate old BARREN HAG!
-Jen makes movies with DOGS now!
-Jen gets ANOTHER NOSEJOB & GETS DUMPED!
-Jen sunbathes@PEDOPHILE Francis Mexican digs!
-Jen follows Mayer around like a STALKER!
-Jen plumps lips to LOOK LIKE GORGEOUS ANGIE!
-Jens publiCIST sets up jens dates (just like they set up Brad Pitt for her UGLY ASS in 1998!)
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BREAKING NEWS!
-JENS NAKED ON COVER OF GQ TO PIMP OUT HER DOG MOVIE,BUT ANGIE IS NAKED ON TOP OF BRAD PITT!
-JENS CAMP SCRAMBLES TO FIND DATES FOR JEN!
-JENS a desperate old BARREN HAG!
-Jen makes movies with DOGS now!
-Jen gets ANOTHER NOSEJOB & GETS DUMPED!
-Jen sunbathes@PEDOPHILE Francis Mexican digs!
-Jen follows Mayer around like a STALKER!
-Jen plumps lips to LOOK LIKE GORGEOUS ANGIE!
-Jens publiCIST sets up jens dates (just like they set up Brad Pitt for her UGLY ASS in 1998!)
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BREAKING NEWS!
-JENS NAKED ON COVER OF GQ TO PIMP OUT HER DOG MOVIE,BUT ANGIE IS NAKED ON TOP OF BRAD PITT!
-JENS CAMP SCRAMBLES TO FIND DATES FOR JEN!
-JENS a desperate old BARREN HAG!
-Jen makes movies with DOGS now!
-Jen gets ANOTHER NOSEJOB & GETS DUMPED!
-Jen sunbathes@PEDOPHILE Francis Mexican digs!
-Jen follows Mayer around like a STALKER!
-Jen plumps lips to LOOK LIKE GORGEOUS ANGIE!
-Jens publiCIST sets up jens dates (just like they set up Brad Pitt for her UGLY ASS in 1998!)
i don’t think her dog movie will flop, infact maybe it’ll be #1 since it’s a family movie (just like four christmases) but to get naked just to promote a “family” movie is infact very disgusting and cheap.
this flake thinks she is just so clever…….I have never seen anyone so overexposed in HW in a long time; short of Brit.
Aniston is synonymous with a lot of things…so hollow she’s blow away in a good gust of wind
jealous, jealous, jealous of successful and beautiful A listers
not empowered or self-actualized
an Angie wannabe and will never be
mocking, coarse, lying and sarcastic
no heart
insecure and desperate for attention
dying to earn A list acting chops, but has no talent
totally unnatural looks……….a MIchael Jackson, Joan Rivers over the top need to look a certain way.
Sends all the wrong messages to young women…..beauty is skin deep, strip off all your clothes if all else fails, manipulate your way thru life and spend your free time giving back by suntanning in a bikini.
She is not an internalized person; she is highly exteriorized…the secret to a life of misery. If you cannot generate happiness from within, you’re done. And baby, she is done. As would be anyone who over-plays their hand cuz it worked once.
I’ve been reading comments are JJ site since Jen went nekked
on GQ, because I think those photos are over the line. It’s been nice to see I’m not alone, BUT
I’m confused–who is Huvane and CAA.
What does John & Jen have to do with CAA and why are they considered escorts?
Thanks to anyone willing to explain the situation to me.
look all loonies are in her A ss , even there are a lot of news on the trhead. men
first of her man did not even photograph together, he has respect for her moive and he stay out . it just rumor tthat comes who ever camp , becuase they become no news, when jen step with her new young man.
They handle Jen and John’s pr. They find men for Jen to date. John is also CAA client. Everyone of Jen’s men are CAA clients. Brad is a CAA client and Jen said she sleep with him on their first date. So it is believed that Jen sleeps with all the CAA men, Vince V to.
Word going around is Jen did not want to walk the red carpet with out a boyfriend being there so that’s why she told CAA to find her a young man. Apparently Jen wants a very young man.
It is said that John answered the call from CAA to date Jen. So when John has a short live conscience attack he dropped Jen. Then CAA pulled him back by promising him a TV show among other things. That’s the word going around that I heard.
Anonymous @ 12/16/2008 at 8:33 am #31: untrue she is acting and has marriage plans with someone else………you didnt “hear” that, ………..you made “that” up
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I think Jen has fooled you^ It’s unforturnity for you but Jen wants to hook up with a young man like John. I find it hard to believe some other man would sit back like a pansy and let Jen run around with John the douche bag. She wants it out that she and Mayer are really together. If Jen has secret marriage plans why would she get caa to pay for a man. What a waste of money.
She is a loser and paying PR people to try to make her look good on the surface. She is so artificial and dumb…really dumb.
Why oh why did they allow Courteney’s role as Rachel to be taken by Jennifer Aniston? Either someone who had power in HW like her dad or dad’s agent or as is rumoured she slept with someone for the part. HW being a cut throat place the sleeping rumour is the most likeliest. If only Courteney had been allowed to keep the role of Rachel Green that she was allocated. In the nineties JA repaid Courteney Cox by saying -and it was an interview and her words not tabloids - that if she (JA) wasn’t a serious actress she would doing the likes of Scream 3 by now. Horrible to thing to say. Since then she has put down her own movies (rumour has it) if they are critized and blames everyone else; claims Sex in the City is all about the women needing men and then takes back a man who publicly protests how he broke up with her because she wasn’t right for him; says charity is not her thing and donates old handbags, tells people to mind their own business and then pokes her nose in Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield’s business; takes her father’s side even though her mother was left to bring her up singlehandedly for giving up a few titbits in a book and then has nothing to do with her for years and years. The list is endless.
http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/11/reflecting-on-friends-failure-in-the-movies
Reflecting On “Friends” Failure In The Movies
THE EPIC FAILURES
PICTURE PERFECT
Really the first (of many to come) film where I realized that Jennifer Aniston was pretty much always going to be Rachel in every movie role she ever took. A standard RomCom snooze fest without the courtesy of giving us anything to laugh at in the film (other than at the film itself). Times must have been pretty rough for Kevin Bacon to appear in this thing.
ALONG CAME POLLY
Wow… SHOCKING! Another RomCom from Jennifer Aniston! This time she’s paired up with with Ben Stiller and even that doesn’t work. There were times that this whole mess just felt like a rip off movie version of Dharma and Greg if you follow me.
Along Came Polly (as I mentioned above) made money… but that was due to Stiller, not Aniston (as proved by the fact that none of Aniston’s movies make money and almost all of Stiller’s movie do).
The Break up was carried by the comedic star power of Vince Vaughn. Once again, his movies make money… hers don’t.
When Aniston is second fiddle to the likes of Jim Carrey (Bruce Almighty) or Ben Stiller or Vince Vuaghn then yes… the movie can make money. BUT YOU CAN Co-STAR A BAG OF HAMMERS WITH THOSE GUYS AND THE MOVIE WOULD MAKE MONEY. Aniston had nothing to do with it. Don’t believe me? Show me a movie that she carried that was a hit? There isn’t one.
Polly made some money… but that was more on Stiller’s back than on Aniston’s (proved by the fact that most of his movies make tons of money and none of hers do)
I’d also really disagree with you when you say she’s (Aniston) a “big star” right now. I think there is a big difference between being “famous” and being a “star”.
Aniston is famous… but she’s no “big movie star” by any stretch of the imagination. She has yet to make successful movie that wasn’t carried on the shoulders of a much bigger and successful star and no studio seems willing to give her a major movie to carry on her own.
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credit: lucy @ 12/16/2008 at 6:30 am
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Jennifer Aniston Is Totally Needy
Posted 12/15/2008 7:10 PM by Celebuzz
Just how dependent is Jennifer Aniston on the men in her life?
According to the New York Post, a panic shot through the Aniston camp after she and her current beau, John Mayer, broke up earlier this year, as promotional duties for her latest flick Marley & Me loomed.
It seems that Aniston, 39, was reluctant to hit the publicity trail for the flick if she wasn’t in a relationship.
“She didn’t want to face the glare of being unattached while Brad Pitt toted Angelina Jolie around” while promoting his latest movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, a source tells the paper.
Aniston’s associates went into crisis mode, scrambling for a replacement boyfriend for her. “A friend of her agent was calling around asking for young men whom they could set her up with,” reveals the source.
Luckily, Aniston and her 31-year-old musician soul mate reunited shortly thereafter, sparing the agent the indignity of logging onto the “M4W Escorts” section of Craigslist on her client’s behalf.
Maybe Jen should take a lesson from John, and keep a spare mate around for just such emergencies.
There are plenty of guys who would be willing to fill the role, some of them available on very short notice.
Craig Ferguson’s night show opening monologue joked about Anuston’s n*ude GQ cover:
“Jennifer Aniston appeared n*ude on the cover of GQ.
But Angelina Jolie had to best her yet again.
Angelina appeared n*aked on top of Brad Pitt.”
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LMAO !!!
Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, And Angelina Jolie Are Caught In The Triangle
LOS ANGELES, Ca., Dec. 16 (TOTI)
Jennifer Aniston has entered ‘The Triangle’ and doesn’t look she realizes her ship may just go down over troubled waters. For years, Aniston has maintained a relatively squeaky clean image with the public, but lately it seems as if people are starting to catch on to her act.
In the last few months we’ve seen Aniston fan the flames of a “feud” between herself and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. She hasn’t exactly let sleeping dogs lie concerning her former husband and his new lady. One must wonder exactly why the issue has come to the forefront, considering that she and Pitt have been divorced since 2005 and Pitt and Jolie are raising six kids together.
Aniston has been getting plenty of attention by regurgitating what life in ‘The Triangle’ is like. She’s made the cover of most major publications and has been a guest on every A-list talk show. People are genuinely interested in a cat-fight between her and Jolie.
Apart from orchestrating this feud in order to promote Marley and Me, rumors are now swirling that Aniston may have even gotten involved with John Mayer again in order to avoid being single as Brad Pitt also promotes his movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which is being released around Christmas just like her film.
Insiders say Aniston didn’t want to be alone since Pitt and Jolie certainly are together and she didn’t want the obvious unflattering statements that she doesn’t have a man.
Despite settling for Mayer, Aniston is still keeping the pop singer on a short leash. Mayer is expected to follow Aniston’s rules closely, and there’s already plenty of evidence that he’s doing no such thing.
Jen is not happy about Mayer and his apparent lack of devotion.
“Jen has told him if she finds out he’s flirting with any other girls, they’re through,” an insider told In Touch. “She’d also like it if he acted more mature and not go clubbing when she’s not with him.”
Right now Aniston has decided that a half-devoted John Mayer is better than not having a man at all. And when she sees the devotion that Brad Pitt is showing to Angelina Jolie, she seethes in anger and tells the whole world.
Life in ‘The Triangle’ must be very stressful, after all.
http://www.timesoftheinternet.com/29200.html
Aniston’s Fans as Desperate as She Is?
Today 9:32 AM PST by Ted Casablanca
Jen Aniston’s mighty minion from her fansite Anistoncenter.com dropped us a line, pretty disappointed with our Morning Piss last Friday. Ani-fan Bill called our assessment of his gal’s birthday suit promotional tour “way harsh.”
Truth hurts, Billy. Anyway, dude gave us a link to his Marley & Me review, a film he was blessed with premiere tickets to, fancy that. Looks like Aniston’s own fan base is as eager-beaver as she is for attention. Makes them a good match together, no?
Surprising, ain’t it, that the writer of J.A.’s fansite absolutely loved the movie, especially after getting free tickets to the Aniston-attended screening? So this is how the studio’s desperately trying to put some good reviews out there for this family flick? They certainly knew that putting a cute li’l puppy’s face on all the posters would be more effective drawing in audiences than splashing either of the stars’ mugs.
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COMMENTS:
-Man, I look at that GQ cover, and from the neck down she’s okay, but from the neck up, she’s all Ruth Buzzi.
-In all fairness, this movie must be an absolute dog (pun intended) because no FILM critic has reviewed the film. There is nothing in the New York Times, the L.A. Times, Rotten Tomatoes etc., and considering the film has had movie premieres in both cities…the lack reviews is telling. In fact, I’ve been googling for “Marley and Me” film reviews since last Monday (December 8th) and I’ve only found a link to one review, and that reviewer didn’t like the movie, stating that it had very little to do with the book (which he loved) or the trailers seen on television (he said that you don’t see them running on the beach with Marley). The film centers around Owen Wilson’s character instead of Marley. LOL!! He also said that Jennifer Aniston’s *plastic surgery* was very distracting.
-LOL@ the Jenloonies. **** Ted is right you aniston fans are as desperate and pathetic as she is. Hey Marley, this is not about Angie. I know it is hard for you loonies to talk about your idol without bringing up Angie or Brad’s name, cause we all know Aniston is only relevant because of those two.
-I like Jen, but she appears to be so desperate right now. The cover, the interviews, the relationship w/ John Mayer. Yuck to all of it.
-Put down whatever you are smoking. And of course Aniston is only relevant because of Brad and Angelina, especially Brad cause if she hasn’t been married to Brad would you all be still talking about her after Friends, I think not. If Brad has not hooked up with Angie, would you all be still talking about Aniston, I think not. She is only relevant because of them, cause some people just don’t know how to move on and get over it. Brad has moved on big time and he don’t need to posed n*de in magazines to get attention, but Aniston need too and for what I don’t know and even she don’t know why she did it, but can we say DESPERATE. How did **** do one posed n*de for a magazine when you are promoting a family oriented movie, that have nothing to do with nudity BTW: I am not Ted. You people love when Ted bashes Angie but when he do the same to your idol, you guys act like a bunch of crazy bats. Any chickies I got things to do. Ciao
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source: eonline
i really dont believe any of the **** about jennifer aniston, sounds really fake this time as well
i actually liked how jessica alba’s outfit, it was cute
scarlett and tina fey were both smoking hot, i love both of them a lot =]
Morning Piss: Jen Peddles Desperation�Again!
Thu., Dec. 11, 2008 3:57 PM PST by Ted Casablanca
GQ, of course, just released the latest nudie (or quasi-nude) pictorial from Jennifer Aniston, who’s truly cementing herself into a permanent, professional dumped woman. All of this look-at-me pressâ��from her first Playboy-esque pics that appeared in the glossy pages of Vanity Fair in 2005â��to being myriad H-town boys’ playthings (Gerard Butler, John Mayer, Vince Vaughn, each for all the wrong reasons), just smacks of trying to outstrut the woman who took her husband, Angelina Jolie.
Guess what? Ain’t gonna work.
‘Cause as Jen’s famously indiscreet ex has made plain, all Angie has to do is “wake up” and she’s as doable as ever. Jennifer requires virtual teams of stylists, hairdo men, makeup magicians, lighting experts, cellulite hiders, boob wranglers, eyebrow doctors, the works.
Whatever happened to getting a damn good role like The Good Girl, Derailed, even, selling the crap out of it without taking your bra offâ��and showing up Angelina with a buzzworthy flick? Butâ�¦since you did stoop to this obvious PR-stunt stuff, you totally blew it: Instead of all those GQ boy-toys you were shot with, why didn’t you opt for some hot chicks, instead? That would have screwed Angie good, promise.
Some of the things Ted said about this desperate nobody is true as he used to be her loyal fan but has now turned against her.
Loons give it a rest. Angelina and Brad don’t have any class. Angelina has been busted for her media manipulation, back room deals, and frantic efforts to force feed the public news that makes her look like a humanitarian. She would have been better to plant leaks that have her looking like a decent person. The majority of people are hip to her and sick of her stunts. People are offended that this tramp would try to manipulate them into accepting her as a virtuous person. She and Pitt have become jokes. They look fake, irresponsible, and utterly self-involved. They have used Aniston every time either had a movie to promote, That is, when Jolie was not using her children, her dead mother, or her bold adventures in breast feeding to generate self-serving headlines. Jolie and Pitt have more class than Aniston? Mention the two of them and people start rolling their eyes and shaking their heads. Now people are actively rooting against them. Go ahead Loons and make your jokes about desperation, chins, age, fertility, acting grade, film connections, and plastic surgery. It does not work anymore. There is no one more pathological, lampooned, and disgusting than Angelina Jolie. And no one more of a coward and creep than the cuckolded Brad Pitt. Jennifer is wonderful. She is happy and now enjoying her life with a smarter, truly talented, more genuine, and hotter man. At this juncture, Angelina looks like she is getting prepared for a role in the next Corpse Bride. Pitt looks like he is getting ready to play Archie Bunker. Jennifer has transcended these two selfish pigs. The public is over them. I suggest you replace your obsession and find another similar idol like Courtney Love, Lindsay Loan, or Michael Jackson. Try to stop looking at Jennifer’s cover on GQ; your heads are going to explode. You might pass that advice on to Trampie; a huge vein was popping out of her forehead last I checked.
Interesting choice of words, Jared. “Aniston’s Antics”? One usually uses “antics” to describe the idiotic actions of someone under the legal age.
jennifer good person , fama,fun than jolie .. i not like jolie sorryyyy
Fans like bratt explains why Jen just could not go to her premier with out a “so call boyfriend.” Her fans go on and on about John and he really don’t treat her right but they rather her be latched to John Mayer than no man at all. Look how he was about to tongue that reporter at Jen’s premier. You just know one day it will be another blow up of some kind with that guy. The truth is Jen’s fans want her latch to a man-any man even at the risk of him making a fool of her. I have seen some of her fan pathetic comments and those small few don’t help her at all. The triangle junk don’t help Jen at all but her fans keep it going any way. Fans and Jen should learn not to comment about the triangle. Oh well to the people who don’t like Jen, Jen and the fans make it so easy to laugh at her.
iris sound like bet changing her name.
I think Jen is beautiful, she doesn’t seem to age. Why can’t she say anything about the breakup? She waited years to speak and then only mildly so. What, can’t Brangelina take some of their own dirt thrown back at them?
All Brangelina has been doing is throwing Jen under the bus, and when Jen finally does speak, Brangelina has a cow, an udder cow! Talk about insecure. Angie and Brad take the cake in that department. If Brangelina are so happy then why don’t they go away and be happy somewhere and STFU about it already? Jen is glowing, successful, is worth more than these two put together. I think someone is jealous of Jen and the success she has made of her life after she kicked the Bradders to the curb for cheatin on her!
I say more power to Jen. I hope she talks more trash and gets meaner, kinda like what brangie did to her at the beginning.
ho ho merry feckin christmas jolie cultists aka loons
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