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More Jennifer Aniston Antics
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i really dont believe any of the **** about jennifer aniston, sounds really fake this time as well
i actually liked how jessica alba’s outfit, it was cute
scarlett and tina fey were both smoking hot, i love both of them a lot =]
Morning Piss: Jen Peddles Desperation�Again!
Thu., Dec. 11, 2008 3:57 PM PST by Ted Casablanca
GQ, of course, just released the latest nudie (or quasi-nude) pictorial from Jennifer Aniston, who’s truly cementing herself into a permanent, professional dumped woman. All of this look-at-me pressâ��from her first Playboy-esque pics that appeared in the glossy pages of Vanity Fair in 2005â��to being myriad H-town boys’ playthings (Gerard Butler, John Mayer, Vince Vaughn, each for all the wrong reasons), just smacks of trying to outstrut the woman who took her husband, Angelina Jolie.
Guess what? Ain’t gonna work.
‘Cause as Jen’s famously indiscreet ex has made plain, all Angie has to do is “wake up” and she’s as doable as ever. Jennifer requires virtual teams of stylists, hairdo men, makeup magicians, lighting experts, cellulite hiders, boob wranglers, eyebrow doctors, the works.
Whatever happened to getting a damn good role like The Good Girl, Derailed, even, selling the crap out of it without taking your bra offâ��and showing up Angelina with a buzzworthy flick? Butâ�¦since you did stoop to this obvious PR-stunt stuff, you totally blew it: Instead of all those GQ boy-toys you were shot with, why didn’t you opt for some hot chicks, instead? That would have screwed Angie good, promise.
Some of the things Ted said about this desperate nobody is true as he used to be her loyal fan but has now turned against her.
Loons give it a rest. Angelina and Brad don’t have any class. Angelina has been busted for her media manipulation, back room deals, and frantic efforts to force feed the public news that makes her look like a humanitarian. She would have been better to plant leaks that have her looking like a decent person. The majority of people are hip to her and sick of her stunts. People are offended that this tramp would try to manipulate them into accepting her as a virtuous person. She and Pitt have become jokes. They look fake, irresponsible, and utterly self-involved. They have used Aniston every time either had a movie to promote, That is, when Jolie was not using her children, her dead mother, or her bold adventures in breast feeding to generate self-serving headlines. Jolie and Pitt have more class than Aniston? Mention the two of them and people start rolling their eyes and shaking their heads. Now people are actively rooting against them. Go ahead Loons and make your jokes about desperation, chins, age, fertility, acting grade, film connections, and plastic surgery. It does not work anymore. There is no one more pathological, lampooned, and disgusting than Angelina Jolie. And no one more of a coward and creep than the cuckolded Brad Pitt. Jennifer is wonderful. She is happy and now enjoying her life with a smarter, truly talented, more genuine, and hotter man. At this juncture, Angelina looks like she is getting prepared for a role in the next Corpse Bride. Pitt looks like he is getting ready to play Archie Bunker. Jennifer has transcended these two selfish pigs. The public is over them. I suggest you replace your obsession and find another similar idol like Courtney Love, Lindsay Loan, or Michael Jackson. Try to stop looking at Jennifer’s cover on GQ; your heads are going to explode. You might pass that advice on to Trampie; a huge vein was popping out of her forehead last I checked.
Interesting choice of words, Jared. “Aniston’s Antics”? One usually uses “antics” to describe the idiotic actions of someone under the legal age.
jennifer good person , fama,fun than jolie .. i not like jolie sorryyyy
Fans like bratt explains why Jen just could not go to her premier with out a “so call boyfriend.” Her fans go on and on about John and he really don’t treat her right but they rather her be latched to John Mayer than no man at all. Look how he was about to tongue that reporter at Jen’s premier. You just know one day it will be another blow up of some kind with that guy. The truth is Jen’s fans want her latch to a man-any man even at the risk of him making a fool of her. I have seen some of her fan pathetic comments and those small few don’t help her at all. The triangle junk don’t help Jen at all but her fans keep it going any way. Fans and Jen should learn not to comment about the triangle. Oh well to the people who don’t like Jen, Jen and the fans make it so easy to laugh at her.
iris sound like bet changing her name.
I think Jen is beautiful, she doesn’t seem to age. Why can’t she say anything about the breakup? She waited years to speak and then only mildly so. What, can’t Brangelina take some of their own dirt thrown back at them?
All Brangelina has been doing is throwing Jen under the bus, and when Jen finally does speak, Brangelina has a cow, an udder cow! Talk about insecure. Angie and Brad take the cake in that department. If Brangelina are so happy then why don’t they go away and be happy somewhere and STFU about it already? Jen is glowing, successful, is worth more than these two put together. I think someone is jealous of Jen and the success she has made of her life after she kicked the Bradders to the curb for cheatin on her!
I say more power to Jen. I hope she talks more trash and gets meaner, kinda like what brangie did to her at the beginning.
ho ho merry feckin christmas jolie cultists aka loons
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