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Jennifer Aniston: Obsessed With Angelina Jolie?

Jennifer Aniston: Obsessed With Angelina Jolie?

Jennifer Aniston has once again taken the latest cover of OK!… but definitely not for positive reasons.

The mag dishes on her upcoming movie, Marley & Me, as well as supposed nuptials and baby plans with musician boyfriend John Mayer. OK! also claims she’s still obsessed with her ex-husband Brad Pitt’s partner Angelina Jolie.

Here are the examples the mag uses: 1) Copying her red carpet style 2) Trashing her in interviews and 3) Posing nude and showing Brad she has the better body.

Check out the not-so-solid quotes at OKMagazine.com.

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read and weep @ 12/17/2008 at 9:10 pm

http://www.timesoftheinternet.com/27717.html

“Jennifer Aniston GQ - She Can’t Drop The Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie Thing
HOLLYWOOD, Ca., Dec. 11 (TOTI) –
Jennifer Aniston doesn’t seem to have moved on from Brad Pitt, when you listen to her speak these days. She’s been digging up old wounds, and talking about Jolie and Pitt just about every time she does an interview.

Now, in the upcoming issue of GQ, Aniston is asked why people are so interested in her relationship with Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie. Aniston becomes prickly when she responds.

“The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends,” she said. “No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox….”

Sheesh, Jennifer Aniston sure does sound a bit prickly and bitter about the whole subject. I wonder if Brad and Angelina laugh out loud when they see just how upset upset the former Friends star gets when their names are mentioned.

As for John Mayer, erstwhile boyfriend of Jennifer Aniston. He’s still reportedly Googling his name and reading reports about his overly large head.”

from Huffington Post @ 12/17/2008 at 9:14 pm

from HuffingtonPost
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Ah, Traniston’s na*ked photos backfired

The price of all this gorgeousness has not been cheap. Jen’s monthly regimen to tone and tighten her body with private instruction from top LA yoga guru, Mandy Ingber, and other personal trainers, costs over $3,000 a month, according to the National Enquirer, and I believe them.

She apparently has a private chef, preparing only high-protein, low-fat organic meals for $3,500 a month. She reportedly had a nose job, courtesy of Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia, for about $12,000. She has anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments for $1,000 a session, twice a month, and regular spray tanning sessions, which cost about $90 a pop.

Yes, that may add up to an investment of well over $400,000 in the four years since Brad and Ange first met on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
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Comments:
- ROFLMAO!! $400,000 to make herself look good and she still can’t keep a man.
- Thank goodness we no longer have hungry children or homeless veterans so that nearly half a million dollars could be spent on VANITY.
- Whatever happened in their marriage, Aniston’s so-called “hotness” was probably the least of their problems - and absolutely the LEAST of issues for Jolie who’s in a league of hotness that Aniston can only dream about..

- As for Jenn, she should go find herself a normal everyday guy because all these “stars” shes attracted too, just leave her.

- Somehow I doubt that Brad’s jar dropped when he saw her naked on the cover of GQ (if he even did that). He’s seen her naked before, so whatever. He is still with Angelina Jolie - no slouch her herself in the looks department.

- Why would Brad’s jaw drop? He saw Aniston’s body naked many times back when she was younger and didn’t need to spend 60,000 a year preserving it.

- Frankly Jennifer Aniston is about as exciting as watching paint dry.

- Soooo…basically, the only way she could get attention in the matter is by getting naked and screaming from the GQ rooftop? Nothing substantive like try to end world hunger or positively affect change in society or WHO CARES what the world thinks about u. Rather, just get naked. Sad and desperate strategy.

- Doesn’t mean anything. Hello!!! Photoshop!

- Angelina should never be afraid of Jennifer . Angelina is way more talented…and more attractive. Jen is a one-note TV sitcom starlet who has never evolved into a serious, versatile movie actress. I’d rate Jen two steps ahead of someone like Tori Spelling.

Ms. Aniston deserves some credit for burnishing what she has, but all the surgery, exercise, pills, creams, chefs, and cellulite-banishers in the world are no replacement for following your conscience and throwing your heart into making a real positive difference in the world. To any real man, that trumps a perfect body any day of the week.

- Sorry, airbrushed photos of a surgically altered, tanning salon enhanced Aniston only make her look desperate. She’s marginally talented and superficial and still playing the victim. Pitt and Jolie have their kids, their careers, awards, humanitarian work and love for each other

- ONE HUNDRED GRAND A YEAR spent on “looking good”- might have something to do with why Brad left her.

susie @ 12/17/2008 at 12:42 pm
People tend to forget that she IS ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THEM ALL THE TIME - SHE MERELY REPLIES!! SO STOP AKING HER QUESTIONS ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!!!
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What evidently slipped your pointy little brain, Susie, is that whenever anybody asks Aniston a question about the Jolie-Pitts, she can respond in two words — NO COMMENT.

If she does that often enough, sooner or later they will stop asking.

But that will be the kiss of death for Aniston. Because that’s the only reason why the tabloids are interested in her. Once they stop asking her about the Jolie-Pitts, they will ignore her completely and move on to a better story.

If there’s one thing Aniston hates worse than bad publicity, it’s no publicity at all.

I love this post @ 12/17/2008 at 9:18 pm

JM @ 12/14/2008 at 12:43 pm

Another great slap down-lol

Dear Jennifer Aniston,

Years ago, in an America far, far away, you were our reigning Queen of Must See TV. Week in, week out, your portrayal of uptight retail buyer Rachel Green brought a smattering of happiness into our lives, as did your signature hairstyle. And while publicly we all rolled our eyes as to the obviousness of your ongoing on-and-off romance with your simian best friend Ross, privately, we all basked in the warmth of your glow. Even at $1 million per episode, you were worth it.

Then, in 2004, the cast of Friends decided they would be better off on the big screen. And so you went on to make a string of films that even your follicles couldn’t save: Derailed, Rumor Has It…, The Break-Up (which, to be fair, made good bank, but just sucked). And we thought that perhaps that would be the last of you.

And you’ve proved us wrong! Your failed marriage with Brad Pitt was splashed across the headlines after he left you for Angelina Jolie in 2005. We felt bad at the time… Really! We just wanted you to have babies and live your life and be happy.

But lately, we’re starting to maybe understand what drove you and Brad Pitt apart. And that would be this: Woman, you just don’t know what to shut your damn mouth.

In the past couple of months, it seems that every magazine cover and gossip column and trashy blog (THROAT CLEAR) is talking about you. Every day! Whether you’re constantly dishing about your new boy toy John Mayer, or talking to the press about how “over” Brad and Ange you are (hint: please get a therapist and keep me out of it), or posing naked on NUMEROUS magazine covers… it just reeks of desperation.

JEN AN OPEN LETTER.jpgAnd the thing is: We want to like you! You were great on 30 Rock! You have great comic timing! But then you have to go and call Angelina “uncool” and we’re all like “Dammmmmn Jen, why can’t you just keep it ladylike? You are slowly rewriting the lyrics to the Blackstreet song to read “No Dignity”… and the truth is, we’re not really liking the way you work it. Nor would we “bag it up.”

Hence this letter. Jennifer Aniston: Please shut the f**k up already. The world gets it: You are happy, blessed, in love, looking fab, and most importantly, over Brad!

Put your fabulous 40-year-old body in some clothes for a couple of months, hang out with your new boy toy at home in Highfenceville, and just bide your time. Beetlejuice those lips shut. And you know what? Keep with this plan, and in a couple of months, maybe we’ll watch Marley & Me on Demand. We said maybe! Don’t push it.

Sincerely,
The Alliance of Literate American
Best Week Ever

Look what is happening, exactly what X’s publicist wants. All to talk about X whether it is good or bad, she is getting the hits and the comments. That is what they want. We need to stop giving them their hits! I hate it when JJ do threads from gossip magazines.

Jared why did you post this crap to Angelina Jolie ?

Interviewers should ask X if she thinks Brad cheated on her and see what she says.

OK Magazine is a pile of crap.

we don’t need anyone to tell us who jolie is and who Jen is. We have always known and nothing will change it Jolie has always been a gothic loony person with no scurples or limits. She is nuts and nasty,
I mean she lip locked her blood brother !! OMG!
Jen, on the other hand has always been a lady and even in her latest
she did it with class.! Jolie could never walk in Jen’s shoes! never!
Oh she has tried but that wil never be…………… that ’s just the truth of the matter…

THAT’S SO TRUE!!!! not that I dislike her for saying this……..but for all the reasons……..IT’S ******* TRUE!!!! She’s beautiful…so move on if she really meant it then she should move on and stop being obsessed!!

That’s ridiculous! Poor Jennifer, who has to be listening to all these stupid things that all this silly magazines say about her. But wathever, ’cause she’s happy with that Meyer (which I don’t like too much, but if she likes him…) and over Brad. Jen is intelligent enough to know that Angelina and her are different woman, beautiful in their own ways, and that she doesn’t need to be “copying her red carpet style” . She also knows that she’s pretty enough to take naked pictures at 39, and I believe she did it just for herself, to feel good with herself. And the “trashing Angie in interviews”, c’mon, she was just being honest and answering the questions, just like Angie did when people asked her about when she felt in love with Brad, etc, etc. I’m on your side, Jen!

Worth repeating:

debra77 @ 12/17/2008 at 6:45 pm

This whole statement is ridiculous. Vince was only on the set for a few days. He did his shots and left. He was not there the entire movie. I think Doug said Vince shot for two days.

As far as Jennifer is concerned why are her fans not curious that she has only great things to say about Brad. All the hate is directed towards Angie. She was married to Brad… Not Angie. If Brad cheated, as many of you want to believe, then why is she so quick to forgive him.. Oh I forgot… The other woman is to blame. Brad just fell into a trap.

The only way it would make sense for her to be this way about Brad is that she knows that there was not cheating. Her marriage was over. Secondly, she acts as if she wants him back. Trash him in public.. But no. She still loves Brad (her words) she thinks he is great (her words), they talk (her words)… Those are sure funny things to say about a cheater…

My opinion is Brad and Angie did not cheat TMO… I don’t care if anyone agrees or disagrees. I listen to what Jennifer is saying and doing. She would not be doing this or talking this way if this man cheated on her..

The final say is that Brad and Angie are together.. They seem happy and content. Jennifer is not a part of this man’s life. They have no ties. Hell I know people who are divorsed who if their ex walked into a room they would not even know who they were… Jen should try this.

She has inspired me to first of all help out with St. Jude’s hospital..She doesn’t like to flaunt what she does but a St. Jude’s employee said that she has been actively involved with staff and families for along time. She keeps her good doings close to the heart and I appreciate that about her. She has also inspired me to take better care of my body. She looks so healthy. ; )

susie @ 12/17/2008 at 12:42 pm

Hey number 45 before you decide to call her ***** maybe you should think how it feel if your hubby ran of with a S***T like her and then see what you say.

Lylian: hmmmm, which is more bearable for Jennifer? If Brad had run off with a sl*t like say, Sarah Larsen, cocktail waitress extraordinaire. or a woman who was a devoted single mother, who came to love Brad enough to have children with him, who loved Brad enough to share her life, make sacrifices like take turns to work, travel with him to be close to him so that they can continue to have a close relationship with their family always, who thinks his hobbies and passions for architecture are wonderful rather than strange and who prefers to spend her spare time in humanitarian work rather than tanning and getting a killer body but is actually willing to take the risk of losing her figure so that they may have children, like Angelina.

Lylian: My vote, I think Jennifer would find it more bearable if Brad ran off with a sl*t then a woman like Angelina. With a sl*t, you can feel superior and dimissive. With a woman like Angelina, Jennifer would just feel inferior and jealous.

If jennifer wasnt asked about the brady bunch at every friggin opportu ity then maybe just maybe she will NOT keep going on about em. People tend to forget that she IS ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THEM ALL THE TIME - SHE MERELY REPLIES!! SO STOP AKING HER QUESTIONS ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!!!

lylian: Ahh, its NOT jen’s fault - or at least, only 2% jens fault.

Lylian: Of course, Jennifer could use her 2% responsibility by saying 2 words “no comment” But instead, she goes out and buys the 2006 vogue magazine, read up about what Angelina says, remembers it 2 years later and quotes it back to an interviewer after a 20 minute rant without tape recording.

Lylian: Or she could have said. “no comment” but instead, she has another rant (off tape) and then takes 7 days and then calls the interviewer to give her a “quotable” quote. ROFLMAO. Poor Jen.

What comes around goes around and i sure hope damn well that brad and his ugly vampire slayer get the commupence (if that is spelt correct) they truly deserve!!!!
Its not ok for jennifer to pse naked is it????? WHY??????????

Lylian: Damn, you are sexist. How come Angelina is a ugly vampire slayer and Brad is just Brad? Let me tell you, Brad is just as capable of being an ugly vampire slayer as Angelina.

Lylian: But frankly, Jennifer may be ugly but she doesn’t have enough guts to be a vampire. So, its not surprising that neither Angelina nor Brad can be bothered to slay her. Heck, its not surpring that Angelina and Brad just ignore her.

For sure she is obsessed with Angelin. If she was not she would be repluse and say no comment. Mayer is obsessed over them to. That’s why these 2 ugly goones are on Brad/Angie’s back. The 2 have no life of their own. Mayer is a total tool.

Man that’s a hard face I guess that’s why she took her clothes in hope that people will forget about her face.

Dumbass should learn how to say no comment.

FACE IT ALREADY @ 12/18/2008 at 12:44 am

THIS SHIIT IS TRUE….AND ALL OF U JA FANS ARE THE LOWEST….
LOL…

SHE’S UGLY OLD DESPERATE SCORN WOMAN…DON’T HATE
JUST APPRECIATE THE TRUTH.

I WONDER IF SHE’S MAD WITH ANGIE BECAUSE BRAD GOT TO
HER FIRST….BEFORE HER…AFTER ALL WHO OBSESS OVER
ANOTHER WOMAN WITHOUT INTEREST.

EITHER WAY BRAD WANTED AND GOT ANGIE….AND ANGIE WANTED HIM JUST AS MUCH….WOW…THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL
A LOVE STORY…

HEY, JEN CHIN….HAVE LOTS OF BABIES THAT LOOKS JUST
LIKE YOU….ROTFLMAO….

JOHN…THAT’S POSSIBLE

JOHN WHEN SHE TURN 40 AND SHE WILL….SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

40 TIMES….AND ONCE MORE FOR GOOD LUCK.

writing on the wall @ 12/18/2008 at 12:46 am

That’s enough Jennifer Aniston. Now she will continue to take her clothes off to promote her other movies coming out next year.

X was on David Letterman. He did not ask question about her comments in the magazine but showed the mags covers, etc. She had on a shirt (too short to be called a dress). How tall is X. Think she wears short dresses to make her look taller. David was really nice to her. Is he an Aniston fan?

Happy B-Day. Going to bed! Good night.

passing Through @ 12/18/2008 at 2:04 am

# 250 dina #1 @ 12/17/2008 at 5:02 pm

And yet when x is put under the micoscope and inspected what has she accomplished in the last

four years? What did she do to distinguish herself in any way from the other overly toned

bodied, dyed blond, fake blue eyed actresses in HW? Absolutely nothing.

++++++++++++++++++

Okay…now we get to my find of the day - X’s fake blue eyes. Soooooo…I was perusing

Celebitchy’s B&A archive when I came upon the picture at the link below. The picture was taken

about 2 months ago outside Courteney Cox’s house. X is wearing her glasses - they’re fug, but

that’s par for the course with this twit…and besides the point….

X. IS. WEARING. HER. GLASSES. Other than that, all I’m going to say is…SOMEONE IS BUSTED!

http://i39.tinypic.com/4pwcg2.jpg

PT—OMG—that pic is awesome….where in the heck did you find it????

passing Through @ 12/18/2008 at 2:04 am # 250 dina #1 @ 12/17/2008 at 5:02 pm

And yet when x is put under the micoscope and inspected what has she accomplished in the last

four years? What did she do to distinguish herself in any way from the other overly toned

bodied, dyed blond, fake blue eyed actresses in HW? Absolutely nothing.

++++++++++++++++++

Okay…now we get to my find of the day - X’s fake blue eyes. Soooooo…I was perusing

Celebitchy’s B&A archive when I came upon the picture at the link below. The picture was taken

about 2 months ago outside Courteney Cox’s house. X is wearing her glasses - they’re fug, but

that’s par for the course with this twit…and besides the point….

X. IS. WEARING. HER. GLASSES. Other than that, all I’m going to say is…SOMEONE IS BUSTED!

http://i39.tinypic.com/4pwcg2.jpg
——————————————————————–

passing Through @ 12/18/2008 at 2:04 am

I have pics from earliar years…but this one is very recent (((bravo, clapping))

LLM–thank you for your new video ((clapping))

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=33Wpv8LxZxY&fmt=18

PT-can I use that new awesome brown eyed pic of X you posted???

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