Jennifer Aniston Knows Her Neckties

how can u tell what kind of personality aniston has? I liked her on friends but in interviews she comes across as quite dull, she’s not funny, and always seems scared of questions. so I have to ask her fans…what personality are you talking about? or are you talking about the one the writer’s of friends gave her rachel character? you do know that’s pretend right?? The words don’t really come from her brain.

Wow, Jennifer was absolutely stunning last night on Letterman. Beautiful and fun. Loved it when she gave him the GQ tie and helped him put in on. What an honour for Dave. Dave is counting on when he last saw her as well. Two and a half years since he saw her last but states that she still makes a point to see him.

She is on Regis today. Can’t wait.

She’s beautiful. Lovely curves.

I’ll pass on her movie, the dog dies anyhow that’s all I needed to know. What a depressing movie on Christmas. Money can buy beauty but it’s certainly not natural on her. Jens constant whining is so irritating as well.

OMG she’s so gorgeous! You guys are just jealous because she’s looking better than ever before!!!
If Angelina Jolie and her skeleton legs are on the red carpet everybody is like “wow!” . But when Jennifer wears a short dress everybody is like “look at that s.lut” or “she’s copying Angie because she’s wearing a short dress”
Angie may have the better face, but Jen’s got the better body (by far)

Dressing like a ***** again.

I love watching her on Letterman he irritates the H*** out of her
loved it when he said let see a clip of this TV thing…I mean movie- he always takes little swipes at her
she looked nervous and on quard the entire interview

oh so fugly… with all that money, jen-ho is uglier than satan… very funny…
saw this woman on Letterman… YAWNED… utterly charmless, inept, inarticulate… what do Americans see in her?

will wait and see how angie looks at 40. clearly not as good as jen.

cause angie is aging already at 33 and did had work done on her face recently.

if someones face looks frozen its angies.

by the way… angies nosejobs arent plastic surgery?

dont denie it cause her nose changed through the years
and it didnt grow!

After carefully reading the comments on every Jennifer Aniston thread, I’ve decided to assemble a quick guide to women in general: ‘Things a woman should never do in order to be original and not copy Angelina Jolie’. So, take not, you foolish girls (Jen, pay attention!):

01) Be a mother;
02) Have twins;
03) Wear a short, a long or a midi dress;
04) Wear black clothes in general;
05) Adopt a child;
06) Be on the cover of any magazine;
07) Do charity work;
08) Fall in love with a man;
09) Fall in love with a woman;
10) Buy knives;
11) Buy guns;
12) Defend world peace (although still buying guns and knives);
13) Appear naked in a movie;
14) Have long, dark hair;
15) Breathe;
16) Undergo C-section;
17) Not speak to a parent;
18) Give interviews to Vogue;
19) Wear a trench coat (much less a black one: double points lost);
19) Pilot planes (you, wicked Amelia Earheart!);
20) Travel to any African resort;
21) Give birth to a child anywhere near the French Riviera;
22) Meeting your signifant other while working in a movie;
23) Speak to any UN officer or employee;
24) Set foot in any Third World war ravaged country;
25) Smile, in general;
26) Wear a long, red dress;
27) Be the voice of any animation character, ever;
28) Eat an omelette;
29) Have a French mother;
30) Travel to New Orleans;
31) Have a blond significant other;
32) Not to get married to your significant other;
33) Buy toys to your kids;
34) Wear sunglasses;
35) Let your child eat Cheetos;
36) Talk about the precise moment you and your significant other fell in love;
37) Describe your significant other in cute way;
38) Praise your significant other for any of his/her accomplishments;
39) Giving your children names than end in A, H and X.
40) Dress like Morticia;
41) Wear tattoos;
42) Travel to Namibia, Vietnam, Ethiopia or Cambodia;
43) Mention poverty, starvation or war in any way (Silly Princess Di!)
44) Walk on the red carpet in a movie premiere;
45) Talk about your pregnancy;
46) Talk about your children;
47) Talk about the help you proudly don’t have in order to raise your fast growing brood;
48) Let your brood grow at a faster pace than one kid per year;
49) Let your significant other photograph you for a magazine named after just one letter (like, say, W);
50) Be around men, in general;
51) Be around women, in general;
52) Win any prize for acting;
53) Say that you’re tired of what you do, and that you could just stop doing whatever it is that you do and that is not that important any time soon;
54) Break your promise and go back to your job, like, 30 seconds after you said you were about to just quit it;
55) Say that Hollywood is not you;
56) Live anywhere outside the Los Angeles area;
57) Resemble your father in any way;
58) Not buy a house;
59) Take your kids to play anywhere;
60) Be there for your significant other;
61) Invite any other woman for a sit down and talk;
62) Say that you’re open for anything;
63) Say that you don’t need to have kids of your own flesh and blood;
64) Go back to your word and get pregnant as soon as a man comes along;
65) Get married to anyone named Johnny (oh, Jen!, careful now!)
66) Get married to anyone named Bill or Bob (Billy Bob is a kill);
67) Say that you could not be any happier in your life;
68) Say that you are fulfilled;
69) Say that you love be pregnant;
70) Say that you trust no one (not even your significant other, which is not nearly as bad as saying that your significant other is not the love your life);
71) Give the timeline of your romance to a married guy;
72) Have full lips, even if you were born that way;
73) Say that your significant other thinks that pregnancy is sexy;
74) Say that you feel sexy when pregnant;
75) Drive any sort of motorvehicle;
76) Never mention your due date;
77) Give any opinions about the troops leaving or not Iraq;
78) Utter the word ‘orphan’ in any context (sorry, girls, but ‘orphan’ is a trademark word already and it belongs to Angie…);
79) Let your children wear crocs;
80) Visit more than two countries in a week.

Things a woman shouldn’t do… @ 12/18/2008 at 10:24 am
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I am a total Jolie fan but that was alot of research !!!

Congratulations Jen on your SAG nomination, OH wait, you were not nominated for anything and never will be because you are not talented enough:lol: I pity you .. while Brad is home celebrating with her love Angie and her beautiful children, you go home to your dogs and your hired boy toy. Sad indeed. I hope you realize you are not talented enough to make it as a serous actress, you should have never sacrifice your marriage for the sake of an acting career.

And Susan, STFU, you must not have children. How can you compare a barren child/woman who spends $3000 a month on her body and has had tons of plastic surgery to a mother of six children and counting. She gave birth to three of those children, of course her body has changed and also she has her children and her man to take care of, she does not have three to six hours a day for yoga class.

Oh, and Things I Woman Shouldn’t Do - that was hilarious! Yes, we must not in any way do anything that Angie has ever done! LMAO