Coco Arquette: Jennifer Aniston is Nouna!
Courteney Cox (in Marc Jacobs) works the red carpet at the premiere of Bedtime Stories at the El Capitan Theatre on Thursday (December 18) in Los Angeles. The 44-year-old Friends star recently opens up to UK’s Mail on Sunday:
On making her marriage to David Arquette work: “I get shocked by people getting divorced all the time, that’s why I choose to work on it. Therapy helps us. It’s so easy to grow apart; marriage takes work. I suppose you can work it out by talking to each other - I would just prefer to have a referee, it reminds us why we’re together.”
On her 4-year-old daughter’s obsessions: “Coco’s favorites are Sleeping Beauty, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, she’s totally into princesses.”
On her holiday plans: “Christmas is insane in our house. I say: ‘Let’s buy Coco one good toy,’ but he wants to buy her 900 presents. Our compromise lands closer to David.”
On her BFF Jennifer Aniston also spoiling Coco: “Coco calls her Nouna, which is Greek for godmother; they see each other and play together every weekend. The other day Jen came over with her yoga teacher and Coco stuck it out for an hour doing yoga with them!”
Courteney next stars in the Bedtime Stories with Adam Sandler, opening Christmas Day.
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Cute little girl
Well, she’s already used the JP kids for publicity, so it’s only natural she uses the god daughter she never takes care of because she is not a baby sitter!!
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Poor thing is just all over the place….flailing in the wind like an out of control kite.
she looks good
Aww, I am greek and that’s what I call my godmother! So cute! :) They seem so normal.
coco’s just adorable!!
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jared, you sure know how to fcuk with those loonie ass jolie fans.
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i peeped your game. LOL
Dear Courtney,
Your daughter should broaden her horizons and not spend too much time with a woman who is such a whiny, passive aggressive narcissistic bore. You don’t want her to grow up and be humiliated by douchebag popsters and to crazily start dropping trou for no reason.
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Spending time with David’s family would probably be best for her, not the self-absorbed pals that you’re used to enabling. That said, does Coco want to know why ‘nouna,’ took off all her clothes and rolled around with naked men who look young enough to be her son for a Christmas Dog movie?
What a lucky girl to have Jennifer as her Nouna.
wowwwwwwwwwwww
look at that face lift. money can do woundersssssssssssssss
Jen taking her yoga teacher everywhere the B*tch is insane.I would love to see her not exercise for just one week and lets see what nature gave her.We all knew she spends $400 000 on her body,poor Jen.
While I still think CC is pretty. She is pratically freezing her face. If she doesn’t stop she is going to turn into Joan Rivers
Another thing I wish these stars (Ja and now CC) would stop saying so matter a fact that they have a cook, it sounds snubbish and oso f course I do doesn’t everybody have one, not apologetic at all . I like it much better when they stumble over themselves and finally say they have help. It comes off much more humble that way. They seemed almost embarrassed and seem to realize in that moment how blessed they are.
Coco has blond hair and her parents have dark hair. Not only that -she doesnt look like either one. I wonder if they had an egg donation during their IVF. Probably.
Jen should get out of their marriage,Jen spends too much time at Courteney’s home.
that’s sooo cute!
Jennifer sounds like she’s such a good godmother!
I don’t get why people hate her so much,
she was really good in Friends.
i’m sure AT LEAST about 3/4 of you have seen and loved her in Friends.
P.S coco is so cute :)
She just can’t get Jen out of her life can she.She’s stuck with her forever.
How is Aniston doing yoga spending time with Coco. I am sure Coca would have loved to play dolls.
How does she spend every weekend with Coca when the paps follow Aniston everywhere she goes. Have you seen Ansiton going into Cox’s home every weekend?
Okay Courtney you have done you part in pumping up Aniston.
Laura Coco looks like Davd’s sisters
Courtney said recently she is off the botox?? Yikes, girl looks more frozen than ever, so find it hard to believe, lay off the ice juice CC!! Looks like Jennnifer’s PR people have now pulled out the Courtney card, making sure that CC tells everyone what a great Godmother JA is. Yet in 4 years we’ve seen only 1 pic of JA with the kid, yet the paps follow her every move and in 6 months we’ve seen more pics of her with John than with Coco. Ok, ready set go…now Jen’s PR people will be racing to get Jennifer in a pic with Coco by this weekend, LOL. I didn’t used to dislike JA, but she’s so transparently in need of media attention, it’s sad and makes me not like her anymore. Oh and Coco is not cute-cute.
i love everything Greek lol
I love Courtney, she’s an extremely gorgeous blue-eyed brunette! love this. and Coco is sooooooo cute but what a name! ….as for having jen as a nouna……what’s wrong with it? get a life people…….being judgemental and evil won’t lead you anywhere!
on wed. I just saw promo and them calling Jennifer America’s Hot Girl or some **** like that. So hypocritcal of them I think. If it was Angie with just a tie on while her ass was stuck in some strangers face supposedly promoting a family movie, those heifers would be all over it real nasty. But let America’s ex sweet heart, because nows she Amercias Hot Ass do it, and it’s all heil the queen! She don’t need no pr person and is wasting her nmoney. She is the big con with her taking swipes and pitty piss partys still.
Biggest question I have to ask is why she hasn’t said how UNCOOL it was that Brad said he fell in love onset? I want that question asked of her and I am emailing the VIEW with it it. Joys is bold enough to ask “why you jump down Angies throat when she said it, but Brad gets a pass like it wasn’t ****? I mean come on, he is who your ass was married too!
Courtney needs to tone down the botox of whatever she’s injecting in her face. I don’t believe she’s stopped, she has those cat looking eyes now (like Joan Rivers) and her face always has that surprised eyebrow overdid botox look now. She used to be cute, but she’s now an advertisement for botox dont’s.
courteney looks really fake though……too bad.
I cant believe how hateful some of you are ! It surely helps to be judgemental when you are sitting behind your computer talking rubbish and noone sees your ugly spiteful face..aint it ?? if you think you are so perfect … why dont you take a peep at the mirror and your own sad life ?
Live and let live !
Well I guess that after Knox and Zahara on her hip it is time for Coco to promote The Dog movie!
i think is really cute that courtney and jen are best friends, and i dont know why do you say such of stupid thing, too bad.
I think that you should all stop slagging Jennifer and Courtney off and take a moment to look at your own lives,
Are you as successful as them?
will you EVER be as successful as them?
I think the answer is no,
so i think you should stop slagging these people off because they have so much put effort into getting where they are now.
NONE of you can say that they don’t deserve what they have so just think about it,
SERIOUS QUESTION!!!…………… Why in the world does everyone hate Jennifer Aniston so much over the Brangelina deal? Brad cheated on her! SHE was the one who did wrong! When she makes public comments about it she is “whiny and needs to keep her mouth shut.” However, when Angelina openly admits that she broke up a marriage then it is okay. Is Jen not suppose to hurt? Is she suppose to just keep quiet while Angelina goes around bragging about the terrible things her and Brad did to Jennifer? Yeah Jenn needs to move on but I think that is what she is trying to do. Don’t get me wrong… I think Angelina is doing A LOT of wonderful things for other people but what she did to Jennifer was wrong. So, WHY does everyone hate Jennifer because of it? Can anyone tell me?
That is so adorable!
So many jealous, catty, miserable women on this site bashing others who are more beautiful, rich, happy and leading exciting lives. Just listen to yourselves..you sound pathetic and desperate. Go get a life of your own and stop hating others who have more than you!
….. i call my grandma nouna.
Courtney goes to support Jennifer at her dog movie premiere, yet where is Jennifer for Courtney’s movie premiere? Yep, seems it’s all-about-Jennifer all of the time. Can’t think what Courtney gets out of this friendship. We all have a longtime friend that sucks the energy out of our lives, because it’s always all about them all the time. Poor Courtney even gets asked about her everywhere she goes, even at own her premiere. That friendship will implode one day mark my words…likely when Courteney reaches 50 and she realises the only thing she is known for is being Jennifer’s friend despite Courteney’s over 30 years of acting.
Wow, someone contradicts what people are dying to believe about Jennifer Aniston and they get attacked for completely ridiculous reasons. How about you just come to terms with the fact that JA isn’t someone to hate and isn’t the horrible person you are dying to believe she is? Does believing bad things about her make it easier to love Angelina Jolie somehow? I don’t get it. Why do you need something to help you love Angelina Jolie more?
I still can’t get over the fact that some of you use Jennifer Aniston (GASP) exercising and taking care of her body as a reason to dislike her. Huh? That’s what we’re ALL supposed to be doing. BTW? Yoga is awesome. Only people who a.) haven’t tried it or b.) weren’t good at it could possibly think there is something wrong with it.
Everybody don’t hate Jennifer. You have the same old JEALOUS people going from bog to blog peddling BULLSHIT…They are so mental and HATE there life all they have to do is sit on a computer and talk trash about someone they know nothing about. GET a life. What you say about someone will come back and hit you dead in the face……KRAMA is a B….
Well here it is 2 hours after this is posted and there are 30 measly comments and nobody cares what you have to say Courteney. This would be Jennifer’s fate had she not married Mr. Pitt. No wonder she keeps yapping about being dumped LOL and has to ride on the JP coat-tails, her friend’s present is her future.
Really sweet little girl.
Lala, what’ he heck is KRAMA???? Before you talk trash of others, learn how to spell LOL.
as pei kapoios se autous tous asxetous oti nouna den simainei nona oute sto xorio mou.
Who takes their trainer to someone else’s house, especially if your suppose to be visiting ? Goodness spend some quality time with the child, forget the trainer for the day !! And with the paps following her every move, where are the weekend pictures of Jen coming or going from CC house?
Jen must be busy.. Carrying Z and Knox every weekend at the Hamptons, now Coco is supposedly with her every weekend..
ooh for a dog movie, and this bedtime movie.. all on christmas day.
:) @ 12/22/2008 at 2:51 pm that’s sooo cute!
Jennifer sounds like she’s such a good godmother!
Are you kidding me? A good Godmother takes the child on outings, babysits her and invites the child over at her house instead of her on theirs all the time. Have you ever seen her holding her god daughter?
People hate her because she is shallow, self absorbed and only thinks of me me me . Everthing about her is fake from her eye colour to her friendship, nothing is for real. She probably won’t want the poor kid in her house in case she messes it up. She is the biggest fake in la la land.
umm, first, i like cc, she is what you call beautiful, how people can look at Jen and call her beautiful, i will never know, they don’t believe that sh.t either, also, Jennifer didn’t work hard to get what she got, she just keep dropping brad/Angie’s name, and she gets sympathy and mag cover, cc does need to lay off the botox, but her family is nice. coco is cute, i don’t envy people who earned and deserve what they have, Jennifer is not one of those people, Courtney cox is,
we can say the same thing about you people who needs to hang on to every lie that Jen spew out of her mouth, after all of her lying, shallowness, low IQ, devious behavior, fake boyfriends, many boyfriends, dropping clothes,calling the paps every time she leaves her house, refusing to give brad his family for selfish reasons, then runs and whines when he finally leaves to get what he needs (a family) all of what I’ve said have been proven and reveal, people are still dumb enough to feel pity for this talentless, less than average looking person, Jens money is used to buy her movie roles and mag covers, etc, i hope that answer your question.
[☆I n F a m o u s☆] @ 12/22/2008 at 2:38 pm
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jared, you sure know how to fcuk with those loonie ass jolie fans.
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i peeped your game. LOL
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People often see what they want to see. I ‘peep” YOUR game. You sure like hanging with the JP fans. Maybe you need a psychiatrist to explain why. You’re so cute when you think you’ve got some inside secret.. Now go take a time out.
Courteney is cool.
BTW The greek word for Godmother is nona not nouna…
Nice dress courtney!
Nice bleach job on your daughter CoCo’s hair.
lol
Aww… how cute her daughter is. You can always judge how people really are based on their friends & seeing that Jen & her have been friends for so many years shows how wonderful they both are. I’m a Brad Pitt fan but he really messed up by cheating & divorcing Jen to go with Angie.
Aww… how cute her daughter is. You can always judge how people really are based on their friends & seeing that Jen & her have been friends for so many years shows how wonderful they both are. I’m a Brad Pitt fan but he really messed up by cheating & divorcing Jen to go with Angie.
I do like Courtney Cox, she has her act together and knows who to make her marriage work. As for Aniston I would’t put it past her to make moves on David, she’s pretty desperate. She can’t stand to see people happy. Wonder if David enjoyed the show?
Thanks Jared wow your the greatest
What a lucky girl to have Jennifer as her Nouna, and your so lucky to have such a have a best friend as Courtney, Shes also a wonderful beautiful caring person……Coco is so adorable, Jen its nice to know the closeness with your God daughter..
Happy Holidays to all!
#45 I WAS GOING TO SAY THE SAME THING! COCO’S HAIR ON CELEBRITY BABY BLOG IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THAT COLOR! HER HAIR IS DEFINITELY BLEACHED!!!!!
http://i372.photobucket.com/albums/oo163/gchiarirocks/courteney_cox150.jpg
Jen and Courte are going to look like Joan Rivers if they don’t stop the botox injections and plastic surgery.
That little girl is funny looking.
evidence of her hair being darker! can you say bleach job? lol
I see elite is here, drooling over Dustin Hoffman faced Maniston.
Elite must be sleeping with Maniston. Or this person is her father, or publicist.
To you elite. You girl, Maniston, is very odd looking and you know it.
Beady eyes too close together, too low hair line, funny nose, turbo chin.
Correction: My post above should say to, ellie.
They need to just get it on and become lesbian lovers already!
I really have grown to like Courtney and the way she sees her life. I agree that way too many people don’t work on their marriage and see divorce as an easy way out. Good for you Courtney on working on your marriage with David. Too bad there aren’t more people like you around. Refreshing!
Brad did not cheat on Jennifer. He just wanted a divorce and moved on first. Enough said. If he did cheat, why is Jen talking so nice about him. Makes no sense.
Now back to the star of this thread…
Courtney is wonderful. Loved her on Dirt. Hate that the show ended. It is a shame that she and Lisa do not get the attention they deserve. Friends was a cast of 6 not 1. I don’t know how the Fans of Friends focused so much on one cast member. Courtney has been making interesting choices in her films and TV spots. She is a woman who wanted children, and tried for many years. Suffering much heart ache to finally be blessed with Coco.. Yet the fans of Friends have never celebrate this with her and David. She had a child and is working on a career. I guess it can be done. I am please do see her in the spot light for a change. It is much deserved and Long overdue. But as always this thread will not be about her, but Jennifer. What is wrong with this world?
Love ya Courtney.
Just love ya Courtney, you have a beautiful family, nice to see you & David are doing wonderful.. & you little COCO is just so adorable & and so lucky to have Jen as her Godmother.. Courtney & David I have so much respect for you for being there Jen in her time in need.. Jen is so lucky to have you..
I have 3 BFF since I was 5yrs old we ll meet 3 times yr and reminisce about when we were little girls and then we have a blast…
Merry x-mas To All
I wonder when Courteney will get tired of playing backseat to Jennifer.
Those of us who have seen Anuston in person know that she is not glamorous or hot or smoking or gorgeous.
She is short, and her legs are not long and lean.
Her “fabled” hair is limp and stringy and has split ends and sticks up and on the sides.
Her facial skin is blotchy and orangey and looks pulled and old-woman kind of skin.
It has the texture of my mom’s skin (my mom is in her 40’s).
So ewwwww, all these old women who idolize Anustin are losers to idolize someone who is an empty headed, dumb and really not attractive aging woman.
John Mayer is dating beneath him.
OMG..that little girl thinks Aniston is her grandmother. Jen you better up you botox injections.
I would think if Jennifer is ” always at Courtney’s house ” on the week-ends, the paparazzi would be all over her, like white on rice……..I highly doubt, that she is anywhere NEAR CoCo, ” every week-end “…….Why bring your yoga teacher?….Good grief, just stay home and do your thing, Jennifer……Are you showing off?….Pictures usually show Jennifer holed up with nasty and ugly John Mayer somewhere, and how they ordered ” room service 24/7, and NEVER left the room”……..Or, where Jennifer spent HER time away from John……AND it was NOT at Courtney’s as the pictures show……….
Courtney was on ” The Ellen Show “, just a couple a weeks ago, and she looked so ” frozen and fake “………BUT, her eyes and the lines around her mouth were very aging…….Only her hair seemed natural………She really needs some help, if she continues to use so much botox…..You can’t stay ” frozen ” in the ” Friends ” time era forever!!!!
I completely agree with debra77 - I was an avid fan of Friends when it was still on and was totally bummed out by the inadequate attention given to Lisa Kudrow and Courtney Cox. I still think that Lisa was the most talented female character in the show and was the first one to win an Emmy in 1998; BUT, it felt like it was no big deal. When it was Jennifer’s turn to win in 2002, it was plastered everywhere! They sensationalized it like a man set foot on Pluto for the first time or something! Anyway - my point is it is ridiculous how the show sort of ignored those who are wayyyy more talented to paved the way for the (ex) wife of a Hollywood A-lister/hunk/or whatever else they call Brad Pitt. I’m not totally putting Aniston down because the rachel&ross story kind of contributed to the show’s success as well, it’s just that the attention given to her was way too much even if she didn’t really deserve it.
Jennifer’s “yoga teacher” happens to be a really close friend of hers, Mandy something, so she probably knows Courtney too…
l love her too.
Mnaiston is ugly and old. she is a liar and a fake. she needs to go away!
cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute
cute kid. cc does not do botox, she would have you know. she’d also like to say xmas does not come dec. 25th.
# 22 and the rest of normal folk, it’s because Jen, Katie, and the rest cannot hold a candle to their precious perfect Jolie. End of story. Meanwhile, today the sexiest people list came out, and AJ is NOWHERE on either list, hummmm..I wonder why! Too skinny, the drab clothes, etc. and etc? Maybe. Jen is on both lists. Jen is sexy, she seems to be a very nice “godmother” and has a lot of friends., A lot! Ever see a single girl friend of AJ? And you won’t. Enough said.
Yet this will go on and on, and posters like #22 are sick with no life. You would think Jennifer did something to these ‘people’! Unreal, and makes one want to puke. Enough! Move On! Meanwhile, poster, u were right, they sit at their computers and call Jen and Kate ugly and this and that, Imagine,just Imagine, the faces and bodies typing these comments, I can and it’s not a pretty picture!
Jana No. 26
I think I know why some people hate Jen, it’s because they are cut from the same cloth as Brad and Angelina….they are home wreckers themselves and every time they see Jen she makes them feel guilty. Either that or they are just plain jealous…..they are the only reasons that make any sense.
The difference between her and jennifer is that she did have a child..she did start a family life… she did find a career and balnced the two..she didn’t try to change David and allowed him to stay true to himself. but most of all they grew together and shared the same hobbies and charities. She was willing to sacrifice her career to have a baby and showed it can be done.
This is why she is still married today. she has a structured family life with her family and parents as well as with Davids family she accepts them with all their weirdness.
Shes not trying to pose nude for every magazine to get herself noticed and guess what she still gets roles… which is the main reason why she trumps Jen..she was an established actress before “friends” and is doing well after “friends”
She is gifted in that we dont see her as Monica because she can play the flip side like she did for “Dirt” you go girl I always said you and Lisa were the most talented of the bunch which is why you both still thrive today.
Gee Courtney why do you explain to coco? what nanu Jen is doing naked on a magazine…
explain that one …
Then ask yourself when was the last time I posed naked to promote a film?
#26 seroius question… that question was answered four years ago when Jen said Brad did not cheat and that was backed up by her own BFF Courtney.
try and keep up.
four years and you are still on the pity party wagon.
The world hates a whiner…Jennifer is the #1 whiner in the world.
merry christmas @ 12/22/2008 at 10:05 pm
Jana No. 26
I think I know why some people hate Jen, it’s because they are cut from the same cloth as Brad and Angelina….they are home wreckers themselves and every time they see Jen she makes them feel guilty. Either that or they are just plain jealous…..they are the only reasons that make any sense.
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I think I know why some people hate Angelina. It’s because they are scorned, lonely, bitter, jealous, spiteful hags who have been dumped by their husbands or boyfriends and can’t get over it and move on… every time they see Angelina she reminds them of the women they got dumped for. Either that or they are just plain jealous….. they are the only reasons that make any sense.
I thought “nouna” meant grandmother. thats the last I heard about it.
nona means grandmother in italian
.νονά is godmother in Greek
botto m line is this can we do a freakin interview without mentioning that manjaw for once!
Whats the deal with Jen wearing minis to all her interviews?
ANGELINA’S FANS ARE COMPLETELY INSANE, VIOLENT AND RIDICULOUS!!!!
reality pill @ 12/22/2008 at 11:42 pm I thought “nouna” meant grandmother. thats the last I heard about it.
nona means grandmother in italian
.νονά is godmother in Greek
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Godmother is commonly pronounced nouna (noo-nah) in Greek.
“On her BFF Jennifer Aniston also spoiling Coco: “ . . . they see each other and play together every weekend.”
Bwaaaaahhh! Don’t make me laugh.
Does anyone believe for one second that if this were true that you would never have heard about this before now. Please. As someone upthread mentioned - why are there no photos?
This woman is shameless in her PR campaign.
it amazes me that people really think that someone, ANYONE is jealous of that fugly face,Granny’s chin, ..ugly, oh did i say that one already?, lol, Courtney maybe, but that ugly Jen, inside and out, not in this life time, i don’t want to brag but i look 10 times better than that witch chinnifer, hell,… every one i know looks better than her, but what irks me more than anything is, she keeps plastering that horrific mug every where you look, you can’t get away from it, i have terrible dreams because of that face, Jen, please, stop already. give us a break, I’m begging you.
Love her watch. That must be in thing.. an oversized watch. Both she and Jennifer wear them.
Jennifer Aniston also seems to be another of your villains.
“I wouldn’t call her a villain. I would call her sad and desperate. I’m so confused by her dating John Mayer. She craves her privacy, and he’s the biggest media ***** out there. He made out with me two years ago. Who knows? I guess he makes her happy.”
BETTER SEND THOSE 899 PRESENTS TO POOR KIDS OR ORPHANS! THESE PARASITES “CELEBRITIES” MAKE ME VOMIT!
Courtney is sweet, leave her out of this, she is just too good.
she is beautiful here, can’t care for aniston though.
umm, first, i like cc, she is what you call beautiful, how people can look at Jen and call her beautiful, i will never know, they don’t believe that sh.t either, also, Jennifer didn’t work hard to get what she got, she just keep dropping brad/Angie’s name, and she gets sympathy and mag cover, cc does need to lay off the botox, but her family is nice. coco is cute, i don’t envy people who earned and deserve what they have, Jennifer is not one of those people, Courtney cox is,
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AMEN!
The difference between her and jennifer is that she did have a child..she did start a family life… she did find a career and balnced the two..she didn’t try to change David and allowed him to stay true to himself. but most of all they grew together and shared the same hobbies and charities. She was willing to sacrifice her career to have a baby and showed it can be done.
This is why she is still married today. she has a structured family life with her family and parents as well as with Davids family she accepts them with all their weirdness.
Shes not trying to pose nudee for every magazine to get herself noticed and guess what she still gets roles… which is the main reason why she trumps Jen..she was an established actress before “friends” and is doing well after “friends”
She is gifted in that we dont see her as Monica because she can play the flip side like she did for “Dirt” you go girl I always said you and Lisa were the most talented of the bunch which is why you both still thrive today.
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Couldn’t have said it better!
CC BFF Tranniston the papperthin lips braindead fugly Maniston is full of SH*IT !
And what the deal with Maniston COPYCAT Angelina Jolie from the mini dress AJ wore on the SHARK TALE to the last premier of TCCOBB .. What’s up with that .. Don’t your Maniston the FRAUD have her own style and personality?? NO wonder people called her BRAINDEAD !!!
Too bad Jen can’t be a good friend to Courteney. Jen is using her to promote her dog movie now. Jen is a pathetic shameless hussy using every one she can get. Jen is disgusting.
Jared i guess you mean nona instead of nouna lol………
Anyone who speaks greek knows that this is the case..
The greek comments above were hilarious!!!!!!
ha-ha you guys are really funny !
TO ANONYMOUS! Who really cares if Courtney goes to support Jennifer movies or any thing she does that’s what friends do!!
I would not worry about Courtney she is great and I will just say this Christmas day….. The movie order is this…………………
Courtney’s movie Bedtime Stories with Adam Sandler will come
in first place
then for number two will be Jennifer with the dog movie… and them maybe Brads movie!
Marry Christmas!
Well here it is one entire day after this is posted and there are only 94 comments (which is actually more than CC usually gets). Either than dropping JA’s name, nobody seems to care what CC has to say. Alas, this would be Jennifer’s fate had she not married Mr. Pitt. THE ONLY REASON SHE IS SO WELL KNOWN AND PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN HER, NOT FOR HER ACTING, BUT FOR WHO SHE ONCE MARRIED AND FOR HER HAIR. No wonder she keeps yapping about being dumped LOL and has to ride on the JP coat-tails, her friend Courtney’s present is Jennifer’s future.
Jolie fans are so critical. Just because it says Jen did yoga with her godchild they assume this is all she does with her. Open your mind people! I am sure they do all kinds of fun things. And btw, little ones love to work out and it is good for them.
nona means GRANDMOTHER in Greek.
So Courtney’s got Coco calling Fugliston “my Grandma”.
Coco’s got it right calling ugly Chinifer Traniston her grandma. loves it!
I’m a JM fan and I’m really disgusted by aging, dumb (and I mean DUMB as in low-IQ) Anuston hanging on to John for dear life.
WHYYYYYYY?
He is not writing good music because this ugly cow Jen is not inspiring him.
Hey Courtney - tell your 40 year old hag BFF to go find someone her own age to date.
This is repulsive and insulting to JM fans!!!
YO KNOW WHAT? I BET YOU COURTENEY USED jENNIFER ANISTON’S EGG TO PRODUCE COCO! THE KID DOES LOOK LIKE ANISTON MORE THAN COURTENEY! HMM! JUST A THOUGHT!
So cute!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuU5g5R7k7k&eurl=http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/349687?page=1343&feature=player_embedded
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thx guli
Laura @ 12/22/2008 at 2:49 pm Coco has blond hair and her parents have dark hair. Not only that -she doesnt look like either one. I wonder if they had an egg donation during their IVF. Probably.
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Be careful, you’re on the edge of the best kept secret in HW!
Wonder why Jen shuts up when Brad calls? He has a major Trump card baby!!
Interesting how the thin lips of Cox and friend got bigger as they age. I wonder why mine and my friends’ are getting thinner. Their boobs also got perkier with age too. What miracle!
Jen looks orange.
Courteney OTOH looks GORGEOUS, and who gives a **** if she’s had “work done”? I wish she could do ONE interview or public appearance where she was NOT asked about her “Friend”…
Courteney’s life is far more interesting & enviable (sp?) anyway!
OH and Coco is ADORABLE!! :)
It is really a sad state of affair that a 40 yr old so-called ‘actress’ has to feel, or made by her handlers, to SELL HER BODY, instead of her talent and substance as a person. This is a slippery slope, but again, wasn’t her mother in some soft-p orn? Maybe it runs in the family. Who knows.
Some people do have so much time to waste. How can you hate someone who you really don’t know? I mean, sure, you can like/dislike, but hate? Doesn’t you have anythingelse to think about instead Jennifer? Where you by her side all this time to know who she is and how she act? I don’t hate Angelina, even if I don’t love her too, and I have quite a good affection on Jen since I grew up with “Friends”, but seriously, haters should learn how spend time in something that really has a meaning.
By the wat, Courteney is really awesome, like always.
hey @ 12/23/2008 at 12:08 am
ANGELINA’S FANS ARE COMPLETELY INSANE, VIOLENT AND RIDICULOUS!!!!
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‘Scuse you??? It wasn’t the J-P fans who were wishing death on Angelina and hoping the twins would die.
Besane @ 12/23/2008 at 5:36 pm
It is really a sad state of affair that a 40 yr old so-called ‘actress’ has to feel, or made by her handlers, to SELL HER BODY, instead of her talent and substance as a person.
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When you have neither talent nor substance, what’s left to sell?
This is what’s left to sell; Nouna flashing her Noonie to the world
http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/jac3.html
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0809/jennifer-aniston-bikini-4-15.jpg&info=Jennifer%20Aniston%20Bikini%20Pictures
It has to be hairless because the hair would be black…nothing wrong with that except she wants everyone to think the hair on her head doesn’t come from a bottle just like the glass she wears over her real eyes.
This is what Jen said during the Early Show interview:
It’s amazing how you can sort of start to tune them out,” Aniston replied.”
Smith said he “gets the sense” it’s simply her time, and Aniston agreed, observing, “It’s my time. I feel just really — I mean, I just feel like, you know, every woman that’s ever said — or man — that’s said it just gets better. I just agree. I just wish we could have — it’s the thing: You don’t know as much as you know in your 20s as you do in your 30s as you do when you are…”
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Can someone PLEASE explain to me what she said??!!
And please explain why if she is promoting a family film all the interviewers are talking about is the cover of a magazine? Shouldn’t she be directing the interviews back to the movie, after all that is why she is making the rounds.
Sounds like the little girl loves her godmother, too cute. Seems like Jennifer is a great godmother to deserve that kind of love from the little girl and friendship from Courtney Cox.
I agree, so many of you are so hateful. I pity people like that.
Jana @ 12/22/2008 at 3:55 pm SERIOUS QUESTION!!!…………… Why in the world does everyone hate Jennifer Aniston so much over the Brangelina deal? Brad cheated on her! SHE was the one who did wrong! When she makes public comments about it she is “whiny and needs to keep her mouth shut.” However, when Angelina openly admits that she broke up a marriage then it is okay. Is Jen not suppose to hurt? Is she suppose to just keep quiet while Angelina goes around bragging about the terrible things her and Brad did to Jennifer? Yeah Jenn needs to move on but I think that is what she is trying to do. Don’t get me wrong… I think Angelina is doing A LOT of wonderful things for other people but what she did to Jennifer was wrong. So, WHY does everyone hate Jennifer because of it? Can anyone tell me?
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25. NY DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY 05/18
What wife who’s been sobbing about her husband jilting her actually gave him license to stray when she cheated with a co-star?
husband and wife: Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt
co-star: Mark Wahlberg on “Rock Star”
#110: she is talking about her secret marriage after the big mouthed fake publicity clown, Mayer, has gone. That is her REAL private life, not her public display. Her time for reality, marriage and kids and a new career. A new reality that nobody but her, a few people and me know about. They know I post…… I am not under CAA’s control so I can speak.
love Jen sooooooooooo much and CC also , COCO is so cute , there are so mean people here that asking CC to leave Jen , what’s wrong with you leave the people alone , it’s their life .
Jana @ 12/22/2008 at 3:55 pm SERIOUS QUESTION!!!……………
Are you in high school?
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25. NY DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY 05/18
What wife who’s been sobbing about her husband jilting her actually gave him license to stray when she cheated with a co-star?
husband and wife: Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt
co-star: Mark Wahlberg on “Rock Star”
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Didn’t know abotu Mark Wahlberg and Aniston. Pitt/Aniston was WAT OVER before Angelina, which her fans can’t admit.
Insider,
She must be pissed at you for posting info about her secret plans
You claim to know her, is she a nice person or not ?
Why does she let CAA control her. She has more than enough money that she doesn’t need to worry about working unless she is seeking fame. Even if she is seeking fame, does she really need CAA. Is it because of her future husband’s career that CAA controls. With all her money they shouldn’t worry about that and do someting else and say FU to CAA. From what I see she is always in the news and alot is negative and I think it will only be more neagtive if you are correct about her secret plans.
a total fan @ 12/23/2008 at 7:54 pm This is what Jen said during the Early Show interview:
It’s amazing how you can sort of start to tune them out,” Aniston replied.”
Smith said he “gets the sense” it’s simply her time, and Aniston agreed, observing, “It’s my time. I feel just really — I mean, I just feel like, you know, every woman that’s ever said — or man — that’s said it just gets better. I just agree. I just wish we could have — it’s the thing: You don’t know as much as you know in your 20s as you do in your 30s as you do when you are…”
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Can someone PLEASE explain to me what she said??!!
And please explain why if she is promoting a family film all the interviewers are talking about is the cover of a magazine? Shouldn’t she be directing the interviews back to the movie, after all that is why she is making the rounds.
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Sarah Palin is the only one who understood this. Let’s call her non?
http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/12/23/props-to-angelina/
Props To Angelina
By fitsnews • on December 23, 2008
With so many stories out there about what Hollywood celebrities are saying about each other, we figured we should do a story on what one celebrity - arguably the biggest of them all - is not saying.
Specifically, Angelina Jolie refusing to get sucked into the whining of partner Brad Pitt’s still-brooding ex-wife.
While the chronically-obsequious Jennifer Aniston is still complaining all these years after the fact about how Angelina stole her man, Jolie is continuing to do what she’s always done - be the hottest woman on the planet.
She’s also making great films, as evidenced by her Golden Globe nomination for her role in the Changeling.
Aniston? She’s playing second fiddle to a canine in some campy Holiday comedy.
Anyway, aside from her voluptuous lips, perfect sweater
monkeys and conspicuous Sic Willie tattoo, one thing we’ve always liked about Angelina is that all this ***-for-tat crap and hurt feelings from years ago doesn’t drag her down into some celeb-fued.
She’s above all that, and consistently shows it.
Now if only more politicians would follow her example.
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posted by: bdj @ 12/23/2008 at 4:08 pm
OMG - this dog movie is a dog of a movie !!!!
Not gonna watch it.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28368788/
Note: This review contains spoilers
Alonso Duralde
Film critic
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A word of warning to parents out there who have been seduced by the adorable-puppy-in-Christmas-bow advertising of “Marley & Me” and are considering taking their youngsters to see it: Don’t. The dog — and this may technically count as a spoiler, even though the movie is based on a best-selling book — dies. And “Marley & Me” milks audience grief (and will traumatize children) more than “Bambi” and “Old Yeller” combined.
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I can report first hand that a veteran film critic of the crusty and cantankerous stripe came close to walking out of the screening I attended — and not because he didn’t like it. And even as I was rolling my eyes over how manipulative this movie gets, I had to choke back a few tears myself over just two words spoken by the family’s eldest child at the climactic doggy funeral.
If only everything leading up to Marley’s demise were nearly so compelling. Despite having been labored over by sharp screenwriters Scott Frank (“Out of Sight”) and Don Roos (“The Opposite of Sex”), “Marley & Me” feels like “She’s Having a Baby” with some “Marmaduke” cartoons grafted onto it.
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Take the dog out of the equation, and you’re left with the not-very-interesting marital and career travails of John Grogan (Owen Wilson) and his wife Jennifer (Jennifer Aniston), newlyweds and recent college grads who have just left Michigan for the sunny climes of south Florida. They both get newspaper jobs — and the fact that this is a movie about people finding work and getting promotions in the print media industry already makes “Marley & Me,” set in the early ’90s, feel like a far-off period piece — and settle into their first house.
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John’s rakish co-worker Sebastian (Eric Dane) suggests that the best way to hit the snooze button on Jennifer’s biological clock is to bring a puppy in the house, and so the Grogans adopt Marley, an adorable hound who will grow up to be — as the real-life Grogan called him in his hit book — “the world’s worst dog.” Cue leg-humping, dinner snatching, furniture chewing, et. al.
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The Grogans finally start having children — after suffering a miscarriage, another plot point that makes “Marley” a tough sit for the kids — and move up to Boca Raton, then north to Pennsylvania. And Marley seems to get bigger and more unruly. (Kathleen Turner has a thankless appearance as a disciplinarian dog trainer who throws up her hands in the face of Marley’s anarchy.)
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And then, well… the years pass. Which does things to dogs, no matter how beloved.
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It’s not that “Marley & Me” doesn’t come by its tears honestly, but once you get beyond “see the nice doggie, see the nice doggie die,” there’s not a whole lot going on here. Wilson and Aniston are serviceably charming, but the Grogans and their minor life transitions aren’t interesting enough to keep us in our seats. The 22 dogs who play Marley — as well as Alan Arkin, as John’s editor — steal what little show there is. “Marley & Me” is too energetic and well-intentioned to rate as a dog, but it’s no best-in-show either.
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thanks to: Passing Through
hahahahahahahhahaah
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Review: `Marley & Me’ yanks at heartstrings
By CHRISTY LEMIRE, The Associated Press
5:59 a.m. December 22, 2008
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Seeing the ending, in all its horrifically sad detail, is bad enough if you’re a grown-up (and a dog person). If you’re a little kid expecting a happy puppy movie, “Marley & Me” could cause serious trauma requiring hours of therapy and many scoops of ice cream to repair.
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So yes, it’s effective in its ability to evoke emotion – having said that, it’s not a particularly good movie. Director David Frankel (”The Devil Wears Prada”) leaps back and forth in blandly episodic fashion between the incorrigible Marley doing wacky, destructive things and his owners, journalists John (Owen Wilson) and Jenny (Jennifer Aniston), furthering their lives as a married couple and, ultimately, as parents. And that’s a shame, because Grogan’s book was a rich, rollicking recollection of a life lived.
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Here, there’s no great momentum, just a long, flat arc toward the inevitable. John and Jenny get married and, soon afterward, they get a puppy he names Marley (as in Bob).
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Despite their sunny, blonde looks, Wilson (at 40) and Aniston (at 39) feel too old to be playing young newlyweds starting a life together at the beginning of “Marley & Me,” and their playful marital banter seems forced. But they do settle in and have a couple of believable arguments as their characters get older and the natural stresses of marriage, a home, three kids and a torturous dog take hold. (An early scene in which Jenny suffers a miscarriage, and Marley responds with unexpected sympathy and grace, is also an emotional doozy.) (Looks like she threw X a bone…dog that X is…)
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It took 22 different dogs to play Marley, though, at various ages and sizes. For that part, the casting was always perfect.
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again, thanks to PT
Yet another proof Traniston cannot act.
Bwahahahahha
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Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston work fine as the leads in this, Wilson suitably charming and witty while Aniston is basically doing the same thing she always does, which means you’re enjoyment will rely on your own tolerance for their limited range. On the other hand, Alan Arkin doing what he does best as John’s editor helps bring charm to the movie as he makes witty comments about what’s been going in their lives.
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thx, Clini
Awarded half a star!
And Fugly is called “dramatically incapable”….
HO HO HO HO HO
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http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/film_review.asp?ID=4044
1/2 star
HELL is “Marley and Me”
Listening to the comedically neutered Wilson and dramatically incapable Aniston ***** and moan about their chosen circumstances is enough to make one sprint to the exit
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from: bdj
Ahh, Christmas is lookin’ gooooood…
That’s right movie critics, call out Buttaface Fraudiston for her mega-surgeries.
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Aniston’s face almost looks plastic in a few scenes, and nothing destroys the illusion of the middle-class everywoman like a mug full of Botox and inflatable raft lips.
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http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Just+away+with+sappier+film/1109266/story.html
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thx: African Girl
Highlights from the tabs…
the big pics they use inside….a stunning Button premiere photo of Angie I hadn’t seen….she looks every inch the stunningly beautiful movie star, turning and looking over her shoulder, elegant graceful neck and back and shoulders - then, BAM! BREATHTAKING FACE! –then on the opposite side of page SHEER FUG, a surprised looking Maniston, it’s her old face from 2006, looking every inch like Barry Manilow, except w/ thinner lips. Bahahahaha!!
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They’ve inset a pic of a flawless and also stunning Baby Zahara, looking at the fugly witch, as if to say, “B*tch please don’t ever let my name cross those thin shapeless deflated small pieces of skin you call lips, again.”
Article talks about how Maniston always lets Brad off the hook. How Brad is defending Angelina against her catty ways. How she’s DESPERATE to show she’s sexy. How she keeps bragging about Mayer (despite never talking about Vaughn), saying she’s ‘overselling,’ her joy. hahahah.
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Best parts — how the ragloids seem to be paying attention to our arguments and stealing them verbatim, in that they are now saying their relationship was toast before Angelina —
check it: ‘Brad felt that Angelina has gotten a raw deal by being labeled a husband-stealing temptress, so he decided to step forward ans set the record straight. “Angie did not steal him away from a perfect wife or perfect marriage,” a source tells In Touch, “Jen and Brad were at the end of their relationship.They’d barely spent any time together for two years.”
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They go on to say (another fave) that — When Brad met Angelina, “There was a lot of chemistry, and they both knew instinctively, without even talking about it, that they were right for each other,” the source adds, “Brad said that just holding hands was electric.”
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Yum…this is making me want to watch MAMS right now. LOL
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Bestest of all…a side bar on Brad’s parents & Angie…says Jane “is now crazy about her,” and “She realizes what a wonderful woman Angelina is, and how she’s the one for Brad in the long run. She thinks he made the right choice. It’s clear to her that Brad loves her more than he could love any other woman.
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thx Clini; great wrap-up
Yep, she’s IQ-challenged… probably MORON level.
Ho Ho Ho
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I just watched X on The View and she’s not making sense again. I loved Joy Behar when she asked something like this, “You often said you’re an overthinker…overachiever…, what do you mean by that, overthinker?” X didn’t expect this difficult question from Joy. She stuttered and answered that “I just think.” Can you believe that!
Elizabeth also mentioned that X is nearing 40 in Feb and Whoopi was amused or laughing. X reaction was priceless, trying to keep her composure but it was very obvious she didn’t want that mentioned.
Barbara also kept on showing her GQ naked cover but X was kind of embarassed, she put it down on the sofa.
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thx to Neer
This is so much fun, I’m ROTFLMAO.
OMG….
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http://www.nypost.com/seven/12242008/entertainment/movies/barking_up_wrong_tree_145676.htm
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BARKING UP WRONG TREE
By KYLE SMITH
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Rating: 1 1/2 out of 4 stars
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Last updated: 11:56 am
December 24, 2008
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Editor’s note: The following review must be sung to the tune of “Same Old Lang Syne” by Dan Fogelberg.
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MET my old lover near the grocery store
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The snow was falling Christmas Eve
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She sniffed my butt and then she wagged her tail
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And I barked to say, “Let’s leave.”
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We trotted over to the multiplex
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Wanting to see “Marley & Me,”
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Where Owen Wilson gets to have some sex
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With the Aniston - Jenny.
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We watched a story of a Labrador
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Who eats the couch and disobeys
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I said to Lady, “It’s a labra-bore”
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She said, “Scout, you overpraise.”>b?
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The dog steals Frisbees and at storms he barks
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That’s not exactly life on Mars
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Between the leads I couldn’t see the sparks
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They’re less fun than chasing cars.
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They fret about her pregnancy
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They fight about the dog
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They make a go of co-dependency
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But watching them’s a slog.
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It seems that Owen is a columnist
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Whose work is cute and safe and wry
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I wouldn’t say he is a solipsist
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But he’s such a boring guy.
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Though Alan Arkin plays an eminence -
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His boss who says his views are great -
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The script is dull, there is no evidence
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Gags fail and then abate.
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It’s when the couple goes to Ireland
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Things turned so dull I took a snooze
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The movie’s fit for me to pee upon
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Like the Sunday Daily News.
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I said to Lady, “Let’s go stroll
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Let’s howl at the moon.
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We’ll get some drinks at some nice toilet bowl.
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We’ll sniff a dead raccoon.”
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She said, “Hey, Scout, you’re on my list
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The next time I’m in heat
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Until then, Scout, you must desist
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Your offer’s really sweet.”
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The film got better toward the end at least
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The dog gets old as all dogs must
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This Labrador is such a noble beast
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He leaves Owen in the dust.
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Still we decided it was two paws down.
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But when I did she couldn’t hide her frown:
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“It’s neutered - just like me.”
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MARLEY & ME
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Woof.
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thx to PT.
“When the camera pulls back far enough, and Aniston is given the chance to act with her body - which also bears the marks of military experiment -”
My gosh, really Aniston should get her money back from her plastic surgeon—it’s not supposed to be noticeable ! In terms of all her interviews, virtually all shows have been noticing the over-the-top PR ploy of this family movie, by a naked photo, and making a very sarcastic praising to her. Only that probably herself and her handlers are too stupid to see, but it is so clear to the audience. It’s cringe-inducing, feeling sorry for her for the first time. I bet everyone in the media is laughing AT her behind her back.
Believe or not, I had entertained the idea of taking my kids to Marley and Me because of the book, but after reading this, NO WAY!
SPOILER ALERT — This is how the dog-dying scene goes.
“Listening to the comedically neutered Wilson and dramatically incapable Aniston ***** and moan about their chosen circumstances is enough to make one sprint to the exit, but doing so would mean missing what may be the year’s most shameless and appalling sequence, in which—spoilers ahead!—Frankel cuts back and forth between the misty-eyed oldest Grogan son watching home movies of himself with Marley, and John standing at Marley’s doctor’s-office deathbed, the lethal injection IV tubes rammed right up into the frame’s foreground. The indecency doesn’t stop there, however, since Marley & Me then concludes with a front-yard funeral in which the three Grogan kids read letters to their deceased pet and then throw them on his blanket-wrapped, grave-encased corpse, a bit of vomitous melodrama to cap off an exploitative tearjerker that runs 125 minutes but, in Marley years, feels like an agonizing eternity.”
Just wanted to wish everyone A Merry X-Mas & a Happy and safe New YEAR!!!!
Predictions (the next few weeks will prove me right or wrong:
Bedtime Story — will do well probably through the holidays; drop off after that.
Marley & Me — will do well the first weekend, then look for a big drop-off the second weekend and downhill from there.
Doubt — modestly successful first weekend, will develop legs and have a good run past the holidays. GG nominations and Oscar buzz will keep it running.
CCOBB — will do well through the holidays; will be a big hit past the holidays if it grows legs due to GG and SAG nominations and Oscar buzz.
Valkyrie — moderate first weekend and all downhill from there.
jill
eat your heart out, marley and me is going to do well, while your idol moive can not do well unless Gorge clooney is in it. even with all this nomination bought ,no one want to see it.
Jill
when is the last time your idol had hit moive. i am sure he will not giong to have a hit moive unless George Cloonyin it. poor guy, He does not have the ablity to pull people to his moive.
Poor bet, every time you open your stupid mouth, in goes your foot.
Burn After Reading — $138,000,000 and counting
Oceans 13 — $311,000,000
Babel — $135,000,000
Mr and Mrs Smith — $478,000,000 (Clooney wasn’t in that one, but guess who was? :lol: )
Now let’s see how Jenzilla’s movies did:
The Break-up — $205,000,000
Friends With Money — $18,000,000
Rumor Has It — $89,000,000
Derailed — $57,000,000
Not even close.
You know what, bet? I sincerely hope Santa leaves you a large helping of brains in your Christmas stocking.
Burn After Reading
Thanks to George Cloony
Ocean 13
thanks to George Cloony
he need help from cloony or his girl freind. by himself he can do nothing. poor guy.
Jill
and also, Jen did not bad, for which most of her moive are not big budget movies.
Jill
and also, Jen did not bad, for which most of her moive are not big budget movies.
She can’t measure up to either Brad or Angelina as a box-office draw, bet, no matter how you slice it. Angie’s movies made one billion dollars in 2008. Plus, she and Brad are both up for Golden Globe and SAG awards this year. Poor Jen will never see a GG or an SAG nomination in her life.
Merry Xmas, bet. Hope Santa slides down your chimney with a big pile of brains. You sure need some.
Jill
i am talking about Armpit. let stay on the subjet. he can not do well on moives boxoffice unless Goerg Clooney or his girlfeind is on his moive. he does not have ablity motivating people to comeout and see unless the two of them are on his moive.
come on those two were nominated everyear since they met , but they did not get one award. that mean they just nominated them becuase they are the number one media H, for rating. but no one to give them an award. poor them. they desprately want one.
bet
Marley and Me will do well, BECAUSE OF THE DOG.
CCBB will do well, because of the ACTORS.
Drug dealers make money, but won’t be nominated for Golden Globes, Prostitutes make money, but won’t be nominated for Golden Globes. Aniston movie makes money, but won’t be nominated for Golden Globes.
Brad and Angie’s movie might or not make money, but THEY ARE NOMINATED FOR GOLDEN GLOBES.
Sorry this is the Cold, Hard, FACTS.
Jill, I don’t think bet is stupid, but what Santa needs to give her is a BIG dose of a REALITY CHECK. As in every other JenFans, and Aniston herself, bet is in deep denial.
Jennifer Aniston Admits GQ Cover was “Photoshopped”
Wednesday December 24, 2008
Yoga isn’t the only reason Jennifer Aniston looks good naked!
The actress made a confession about her sexy GQ cover when she appeared on The View on Wednesday.
“What happened to the girl next door from Friends?” Barbara Walters asked, holding up the January issue, where Aniston appears wearing only a tie.
“She’s there! Photoshopped!” Aniston, 39, replied.
At one point, a laughing Aniston flipped the cover over, saying, “let’s put this down.”
Her take on what happened?
“There was a story behind this,” the Marley & Me star explained. “This had a whole concept. It was going to be in various stages of undress. There was going to be me in a gown and men in tuxedos. And then it would be me wearing the man’s shirt. And he would have no shirt on. And then they were supposed to get naked! Somehow I don’t know what happened!”
Asked by View co-host Joy Behar if she had been tricked, Aniston quipped, “they got me bombed!”
http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/emporium.nsf/reviews/Marley-and-Me
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Marley & Me
A film review by Bill Gibron - Copyright © 2008 Filmcritic.com
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Instead of being uplifting and heartwarming, this excruciating effort is 90 minutes of mediocrity followed by 10 minutes of the most manipulative, mean-spirited pap ever put into a movie made for families.
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Marley and Me is mush. If the orphans in Oliver Twist were served this particular brand of syrupy slop, they’d refuse seconds and secretly discard the portion they already had. This is warm and fuzzy as crass and calculated.
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Are we supposed to find the endless arguments between Wilson and the certified entertainment void Aniston interesting or compelling?
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Brian’s Song didn’t have this protracted of a sendoff for James Caan. Overlong and overwrought, Marley and Me doesn’t do its source material justice. Instead of being heartwarming, it’s soul crushing.
A story on Letterman’s Top 10 New year’s resolutions…which he did AFTER X was on the show…
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http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment_tv_tvblog/2008/12/david-letterm-2.html
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David Letterman lists his new year’s resolutions: get Angelina Jolie to adopt me, get a 10 p.m. show
posted by halboedeker on Dec 23, 2008 7:17:13 PM
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“I’ve started my list,” Letterman says in his monologue. “Number one on the list: I want to get Angelina Jolie to adopt me. I would like to throw a shoe at a world leader. I would like to get a show at 10 p.m. That ain’t gonna happen. I would like to become a Madonna first-round draft pick.”
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credit:PT
http://www.boxofficeguru.com/weekend.htm
For this weekend, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button opens in 2,988 theaters and could gross $16M over the Friday-to-Sunday period and $21M over the four-day holiday span.
‘Marley & Me’ is no hair-raising film
Wednesday, December 24th 2008, 4:58 PM
A writer and his family deal with the world’s worst dog. With Jennifer Aniston, Owen Wilson. Director: David Frankel (2:05). PG: Sexuality. At area theaters.
What kind of a mutt is “Marley & Me”?
Adapted from John Grogan’s best-selling memoir, it’s not a family film, as there’s too much sexy talk and careerism in it. But there’s also not enough Oh-yesss-you-are! for puppy-loving kids.
It’s not truly a “dog” movie, since Marley is really just trotted out to chew the scenery - a couch here, a garage there. And it’s not a good relationship movie, since John and wife Jen’s lives seem pasted together from the ghosts of date movies past. What are you left with?
Well, Jennifer Aniston, Owen Wilson and Marley all appear to go to the same groomer, so there’s that.
Marley misbehaves, John (Wilson) and Jen (Aniston) react. It must be said that I haven’t read Grogan’s book, so the saga of American everydog Marley does not automatically provoke a drool of appreciation.
Other uninitiateds may find this J. Crew catalogue of a film alternately manic and too hungry for affection, much like the title pooch. When the Labrador retriever is given as a gift from John to Jen, they’re both reporters job-hunting in Florida.
He gets a column, she gets pregnant and soon they have a house and three kids. John goes through so much “wacky” material, he gives Dave Barry a run for his money.
His biggest treasure-trove is Marley. What a dog he is! Rambunctious, slobbery, untrainable. Cue the raucous canine chase music!
As the family moves from sunny Florida to autumnal Pennsylvania, John gets moody about turning 40, the kids grow up, and Marley gets a case of cinema sickitis as telling as Clint Eastwood’s cough in “Gran Torino.”
There is so little truth, not to mention plot, in “Marley & Me” that it starts to feel like animal cruelty because of how much director David Frankel relies on the dog.
Grogan may have had a wonderful life but it’s hard to appreciate it when Don Roos and Scott Frank’s script depicts him, over the course of 15 years, as an amiable family man but an underachieving, blank goof-off. Wilson, a normally subversive presence, seems to be the one neutered here, despite a comical scene involving the dog.
He just seems to be waiting for Aniston to say her lines sitcom-perkily while smirking cutely (circa 1995 Jennifer Aniston).
If characters talking to dogs, and dog- reaction shots, are a few of your favorite things, add some stars to this review. The actors don’t seem to mind that they’re being upstaged, even though “Marley & Me” doesn’t give the dog much to do, either.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ is a poetic masterpiece
December 23, 3:22 PM
by Marcos Bernal-Salas, NY Film Review Examiner
If we could only know at the moment we are born the answers to the questions: What is life all about? How can anyone live it to the fullest without regret? Then everyone’s life will be much happier and blissful. And it’s no wonder that F. Scott Fitzgerald began writing a short story in the 1920’s inspired from a quote from Mark Twain; “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.” So it seems fitting such an inspiration is now the most anticipated movie of the year. ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ is a classic masterpiece combining magic and wonder onto the screen.
Director David Fincher, ‘Se7en’, ‘The Game’ and ‘Fight Club’, has outdone himself capturing the essence of life, love and everything in between with amazing finesse. The story unfolds slowly - not to confuse that with a slow-paced momentum - in order to build all the characters in the story and around Benjamin. Although he is the main character in the story, at first is about the people he comes in contact with. To understand it all: in the film Benjamin is born old - diagnosed as a baby born with diseases and the appearance of an 80-year-old person. He is abandoned at the local elderly home by his father in reaction to such a strange birth. However, Benjamin is taken and accepted by the elders at the home who seem nothing out of the ordinary in him; as one character puts it he was just dealt a bad hand. Queenie, wonderfully performed by Taraji P. Henson (‘Hustle & Flow’), becomes Benjamin’s adoptive mother whose love and candor – with a dose of sharp wit and spirit - build his loving and compassionate outlook for life.
As Benjamin ages backwards he enjoys the strange and unique concepts about life from the many elderly characters around him, the love, the acceptance between life and death - that although fickle just like love it exist to create a balance in life. The lesson learned is that life is full of surprises; and that alone takes Benjamin to explore it without regrets and with a sense of wonder. Fincher says it best; “Benjamin is like a cue ball and all the people he collides with leave marks on him.” One of them is Elizabeth Abbott (Tilda Swinton) whom he meets at the far –flung Russian port town of Murmansk. Even though at first she comes across as the lonely wife of a diplomat her energy is an enticing presence in Benjamin’s life. Thus the exchange of life experiences between them seems not only fair but necessary in order for him to grow. After all Elizabeth Abbott is one of Benjamin’s real first loves.
And as much as the film is about life, love becomes the subplot here as well. In the film, Cate Blanchett’s character Daisy is Benjamin’s true love which he knows right away when they first meet as children. Unfortunately, their relationship doesn’t bloom until much later in life – or just when time is perfect – since they both go separate ways and live life differently. In the one hand Benjamin grows into adulthood with unique sense of understanding loss and the idea of not holding onto things. While Daisy’s life is the complete opposite; full of passion, art and the rich lifestyle of Paris and New York of the time. But Fincher and company do not dwell on this aspect of the story with a melodramatic tone – which is what makes the film such an incredible success. He paints an interesting part of Benjamin’s life portrait without clichés and platitudes that are often found in dramatic films.
Eric Roth’s script is simply flawless giving a strong sense of each and every character within; which ultimately every actor brings to a new height. Brad Pitt is a great actor - in this lifetime perhaps one of the greatest - whose performance in the film is undoubtedly the best I ever seen so far in his career. Blanchett is an amazing actress and truly a chameleon that can take on any character and make it her own with credible finesse. It is also worth mentioning that the rest of the cast is remarkable too, after all without all the other characters around the story and Benjamin the film will not be as impressive. Julia Ormond, Jason Flemyng, Elias Koteas, Tilda Swinton and Mahershalhashbaz Ali truly shine with their character portrayals. ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ also has another character that the audience will certainly pay attention to and that is the city of New Orleans. After all Benjamin is born there at the end of the World War I in 1918 and his upbringing and life take place in this magical city that - even still in these days – has the most interesting people and places just around every corner. The film is a very fitting love letter to the Big Easy.
‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ is a poetic masterpiece and the must-see film of the year. And even though the story is very much about life and death – and the tale of a not so ordinary man - the message is simple. One has to live through life to know what surprises will come up in its path. The ups and downs, life and death, love and heartaches of it all. And it’s only when one is much older, and perhaps wiser, that one understands what life is all about. An appropriate message for this holiday season.
‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ opens Christmas Day.
Besane
i tought you guys were saying before, no one want to see dog movie. now loonies tone is changed. Jen is able to bring people to the moive , even though it about the dog moive. and aslo, you guys were saying she is naked on the GQ, no one is going to see family moive, even though jen is naked , she still able to pull people to see her moive.
Besane
and also, both of your idol for thier movie to make money , the studio has to spend a lot of money, a lot of building have blow, a lot of building has to burn, other than than moive like jen low budget does work for both of them, Deal with it , jen is able to pull a lot of people ,even though the moive is about dog. power to ower girl.
Besane
and also, both of your idol for thier movie to make money , the studio has to spend a lot of money, a lot of building have blow, a lot of building has to burn, other than than moive like jen low budget does work for both of them, Deal with it , jen is able to pull a lot of people ,even though the moive is about dog. power to ower girl.
Besan
the rest of thing , i do not get what you are tring to say. you just rant.
about thier nomination people figure they are a biggest media H , why not bring them to the award , show thier drama on the red carpet, and send them with award to thier home , like always.
bet, sadly your idol has to STRIP NAKED for people to take notice for a DOG movie. It really is sad when a 40 yr old ‘actress’ has to feel she has to sell her body like a prostitute.
Just Jared…JENNIFER and JOHN should SUE your ass for letting Idots post slander against them. You Let Sick and MENTAL people on you site. WE all know you are a bangheralina fan.
Besane…..What’s a shame is Brad and Angelina prading there kid’s around the world selling then to every magazine that will buy there pictures. THAT IS WHAT SAD>>>At least Jennifer has no kids.
How sweet. Jennifer Aniston seems like such a warm and genuine person. She is obviously loyal to her friends and makes deep connections. Can’t wait to see her new flick.
cr: T&L
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/celebrity/la-et-pitt26-2008dec26,0,4238161.story
“It’s a tragedy in the sense that any love involves loss, and that’s the risk you take,” BradPitt responds. “And the greater the love, the greater the loss. I certainly feel that now with the woman I’m with, and the children that I have. But whatever the course may be, this time together is extraordinary.”
“I had a whole other life and I got to experience a lot. And I probably got away with more than I should,” he says. “And it kind of ran its course, you know, it kind of hit a dead end.” Fatherhood, he notes, is “the direction I always thought I would go in. But not until, with Angie and it felt like a natural evolution, a natural direction.”
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Reading Brad’s “thoughts” about life, I really think that he regretted the years he WASTED the kind of life he had with his former wife. He felt UNPRODUCTIVE both personally and professionally. There was no meaning in his life then. He felt emptiness despite the material wealth, fame & glamour that Hollywood offers.
At least for him, he felt very RELIEVED to realize and to get back his “life” and start anew. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER (on putting that “wastefulness” to a halt)! Enough is enough!!! It was very good for him to really know what he wanted in life and WENT AFTER IT, AGAINST ALL ODDS & INTRIGUES.
What’s interesting about it, during the time of his INITIAL realization, it was the time he also met Angie who herself was in the process of doing something to fulfill her purpose in life, who already knew her desires, who already knew what is important to her, for Mad & her advocacy. The timing was just perfect for both Angie & Brad. As I’ve always believed, they were not looking for love but LOVE MADE IT HAPPEN. It was love which found them. Besides, I really think they are soulmates, they are made & meant for each other!
What he really feels, now that he’s with Angie and the kids, HIS HAPPINESS IS UNSURPASSED that he has ever experienced.
He really feels that the LOVE he has for Angie & kids and the LOVE he receives from them is INCOMPARABLE to any other relationships he got involved with.
And what’s nice about his family with Angie, is they always make sure from time to time they get together with Angie’s brother, Brad’s parents, grandmother, brothers/sister, nephews, nieces. They visit their places too. They see to it that their extended families are still part of their own family.
Now, Brad can look back on his life and can only breathe a sigh of relief but never go back to that “wastefulness” ever again!
He can put a smile on his face now and CHERISH THE IDEA OF FOREVER with his family. I am sure, he will make that happen!!!
The Jen bashers are pathetic!!! I hope they all get cheated on and have the affair played out in the media so they can celebrate, instead of having a heart about it like Jennifer does. Jennifer is so much more classy than any of them. She’s not out there bashing the public or her cheating-loser-weakling-a-h—- ex the way you morons are bashing her, anonymously of course. She’s living her life, having a good time and maintaining healthy relationships with her friends unlike pitt’s freakshow partner who doesn’t have any friends. pitt’s freakshow is now associating with his brat pack ‘cuz she doesn’t have any friends of her own. DUUUUUH, wonder why. Even her father admits she’s loose in the head, and we all know she’s loose with her acquaintances–girls, guys, whatever. PATHETIC!!! I am thrilled that Jen’s movie beat pitthole’s. She deserves it and was so classy leading up to the releases. He suddenly hates the paparazzi now that he can’t control them (psst , pitthole, it’s your freaky partner that can’t control herself). If anyone ever told me they admired the freakshow, I seriously would not have them as friends. It’s disgusting to see how easily manipulated some of the jen haters are by the media. Um, let’s see, loyal, classy friend, or blood sucking slimeball. Take your pick and like what you get because you deserve it.
What is really sad is to see how duped the Angelina haters are, like J. Continually claiming Jen is the ‘victim’ (my ****!), when there was NO affair. She was not cheated on. Gullible lowlife fools like J are completely blind to the true vindictive nature of Aniston. Jen has no friends, and can’t even get on with her own MOTHER! Never trust a woman who can’t get on with her own mother and who said Jen is insane. Jen is the one who has admitted to being in therapy for “almost 20 years”.
“Classy” is not stripping for a men’s magazine to promote a movie for CHILDREN like the cheap **** that she is. She is a major filthy **** and lacks any class who human decency, like most of her mentally disturbed fans. Jen, is the wacko. Brad is happy, successful and has a family, and will probably get an Oscar nom, CCOBB is doing so well. Will Jen get one? Doubt it. Though she certainly deserves one for fooling the gullible morons like you who can’t see through Jen and see what a manipulative filthy dirty piece of trash she is.
@ Sami - comment 157
Yes, your potty mouth sounds like you are coming from a good solid state of mind. NOT!
‘Nouna’ , so cute. I wish Jen was MY nouna
I wonder if all the people commenting on JA sucking out the life out of CC ever thought that maybe the reason why CC is making good comments about JA is because they’re friends and when your friends you don’t always have to do stuff because it gets you something in return.
It’s hilarious reading all these spiteful comments about what an attention-***** JA is. Hasn’t it ever occurred to you people that if she IS an attention-***** then all these comments are just feeding her appetite? Kind of bogus then, isn’t it, for you to call her such and only enable what you think is stupid?
As for the bit about JA probably lying about visiting her godchild, sure, it may be just a press release but how would you know for sure? Coco is four. Her parents probably wouldn’t want her being pushed into the spotlight, and just because paps follow JA around doesn’t mean she can’t find a way to ditch them and visit her godchild.
Seriously people, chill out. You’re pouring all this anger and dislike out on one person who probably doesn’t even care what you all think, so long as she makes money. You’d be better off reading a book, or doing something that’s even halfway productive.
For the people being ignorant about Courteney and Jennifer, get a life!!!!!!! You wouldnt wlak down the street and start ripping apart some stranger. You are sad pathetic people to sit at your computer and bag on people.
And for the person who said Jennifer was naked and playing around with a guy who looked like he could be her son in a Christmas dog movie, OWEN does NOT look younger than her. What the hell that didnt even make sense and she was VERY good in Marley and Me!
God you guys need to grow up and stop putting people down.
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