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Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, purportedly launched his own blog titled “The Real Story with Michael Lohan“. His first entry continues to skewer his daughter’s friends, quotes Scripture from the Bible and publicly airs more of his family’s dirty laundry. Check it.
“Since this is my FIRST blog, let’s start off on the right foot. Let’s set up some guidelines and rules “to live by” if we are going to participate on this website! First of all, try your best to refrain from cursing, lying or baring [sic] false witness. I know this is hard for some of you, but try.
“What this website will bring to you is the TRUTH! Facts, most of which can and will be cooperated. I know a lot of people like to ‘feed the fire’ and then hide behind a false name, anonymity or represent themselves as a ’source,’ a ‘close friend,’ or an ‘insider.’ But in truth, when it comes down to it, you aren’t fooling anyone but yourselves. Instead of looking from the outside in, you need to be looking within first.
“It’s easy to point fingers and be judgmental. The hard part is looking in the mirror and judging oneself. So please keep these things in mind, before you comment.
“Okay, so here we go… Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me saying, ‘Samantha is on drugs!’
“Lindsay’s only response was, ‘look at him!’
“WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her? Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best? Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!
“As a matter of fact, I was the one who tried to keep those kinds of parasites away from Lindsay. Like the psycho stalker ‘AJ’s,’ the parasite publicist, the wanna be manager(s), the backstabbing bodyguards, and the not so helpful assistants and the in-laws from hell who spend their time getting high and robbing the victims of the 911 disaster relief fund.
“No, not me, nor my family!
“Sure, I made mistakes, but I righted the wrongs. I continue to hold myself accountable for everything I did and continue to do! I speak the truth! I love God and I love people who speak and know the truth!
“NONE of us are perfect, but we should strive to be as perfect as we can. Don’t use people, don’t lie about people, don’t bare false witness, don’t be envious or jealous and certainly don’t LIE!
“Remember, God is the TRUTH (John 14:6) and the devil is a liar (John 8:44). So you have two choices, represent God (the Truth) or the devil (a liar).
“So, if you want the REAL Story, and if you want to have a voice and hear the truth, join right in!
“May the wind be at your back and the light shine upon your life.”
Check out the supposed blog of Mike Lohan at MichaelLohanOnline.com.
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wow…1
For naive americans, THIS WILL DEFINITELY SAVE THEIR DAY, folks!!
I REFUSE to read any of this douchebag’s ravings. Loser!
Trying to make a buck off his daughter, as usual. He needs to get a job and buzz off.
loool he doesnt give up, does he?
He just doesnt get it. Dude, your daughter hates you and wants nothing at all to do with you, obviously for good reasons. Leave her alone!
I can see where Lindsay got her “talent” for writing. The typos and grammatical errors made my eyes water!
HELL YES! BRING ON THE BLOG WARS!
HECK YES! BRING ON THE BLOG WARS!
very strange family, why do they keep talking s h i t about each other on blogs??? cant they just fix their issues in private?
Sam never tells the truth, maybe now we will hear some.
Can’t wait until Sam sues this guy and loses
umm michael lohan is the reason lindsay is a substance abuser, lesbian man hater and prescription drug taker.
the freak just wont leave her alone!
lmao, the best thing i’ve read today.
I’m appalled that at his age he would go ***-for-tat with his own child like an immature teenager. He needs to keep his mouth shut and be a real parent to her. If he really is a Godly man, as he states, then he needs to just shut up and pray for Lindsay’s well-being …
uhh.. who cares?
oh! please save lindsay from him!
Would someone PLEASE inform this fool and his coke-head daughter that no one CARES about who’s lying and who’s telling the truth as far as the Lohans are concerned. We just wish they would shut the hell up!
Settle your family issues in private. Arguing through something as public as a blog makes you seem even more white-trash than usual, Michael.
why they dont pick up their phones and call each other or just trying a met………….no the lohans prefer talk by blogs so comfortable and really keep their privacy …..if lindsay really wants privacy this is a good way “say all your problems to the world” thats why she gives so many advices she is so intelligent!
What a horrible attention-loving ‘father’
What a horrible attention-loving ‘father’
save us fomo such crap. this is THE OPPOSITE OF CLASSY
WHY? oh why, did god not make this hideous man i m p o t e n t.
could have saved us all from this crap. They are the human version of s h i t throwing monkey’s. As much as Lindsay Lohan b i t c h e s about the paps all over her for pictures, &then bringing her fued to the internet? Is that not the same? Or is it just me? &then her loser father, why Jared do you post this crap? He is just a ex-con, with a big mouth. He’s so full of himself he wears tight pants just so people will notice his camel b a l l s.. It’s sickening (someone pointed it out, I went blind temporarily. ) He needs to go the ******* away. A man of god would never sink this low. He’s so full of s h i t.
What a freak.
What an abhorrent excuse for a father. My respect for Lindsay grows by leaps every time this fool opens his mouth. The best thing Lindsay’s ever done is cut ties with him and choose a partner who not only loves her, but has a family that supports and respects each other.
dear michael: get a life
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