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Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom rides off on his “Beverly Hills Ducati” motorcycle as he leaves a church on Saturday (December 27) in Los Angeles.

The 31-year-old British actor wore a jacket from Deux Ex Machina, which literally means “god from the machine.” Back in May, Orly shopped at Sydney’s bike store Deus Ex Machina in Australia.

Afterwards, Orly reportedly went out with Aussie model girlfriend Miranda Kerr and got into a fender bender.

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1.I thought you were leaving 2.Never putted words on your mouth you clearly said to me to go out more go see it your self 3.Why take what I say to the Delphi loons so personally is it because you are a member ? If not why be so pissed off at me given that we never talked Ever .YOU ATTACKED WITHOUT A REASON AT ALL.

Given that you have read Orlando’s threads in here you know what I think of Delphi and why I name call them I have a lets say history with those psychos.What I don’t get is why you take it so personally.

@fame sucks @ 01/03/2009 at 3:17 pm

I was actually trying to understand the opinions of people who think different to me, but the conversation moved towards the An Education subject.

hey Jared @ 01/03/2009 at 3:30 pm

when I click on this thread it says that there are 228 comments posted - but when I click on “show all” only 222 come up.

marc and kriz @ 01/03/2009 at 3:39 pm

#229 Try refreshing the page.

@ fame sucks @ 01/03/2009 at 4:38 pm

I am poster number 225 - I am reposting because I put in my name wrong - however I am not posting my name in blue this time.

The reason why a person’s name is in blue - is because they put up a website when they post - in the website box.

I am not the other poster you were talking to - I am sorry that you got so upset. Hope my post does not upset you. I just wanted to clarify why someone’s name is in blue.

I have clicked on the other’s names and it comes up as an error page not sure if mine will or not.

In case it does not redirect you to my website - this is the link I put up

http://www.myspace.com/sacred_guardian

I do agree very much with everything you have said. It is a shame that there are not more intelligent people on here.

fame sucks @ 01/03/2009 at 4:59 pm

I know why someones name shows up in blue and I know who that poster is that uses that website portion. she has continually harassed people here and as she states has a history of harassing other people at other sites. im quite aware of her posting. her intentions for posting are to always instigate problems as i have read her do over and over and over. i cant be bothered to respond to someone like her and yes i got heated enough today to tell her exactly what readers perceprtions are of her and to tell her to **** off then she acts all innocent like she never instigates problems. this site is famous for harboring posters who do stuff like that. that is why i cant be bothered with it further. my comments about stupidity here werent meant to be all inclusive but there are so many stupid posters that do show up here that i wonder why i even bothered to comment in the first place. officially going back to lurkdom again after my all of a week of commenting. bye

***It is a shame that there are not more intelligent people on here***
Says the author of the “French background” comment…

try again - you really don’t know who i am do you?

even if you did - who cares - i don’t - can’t understand why you do?

if it upsets anybody so much - either stay off this website - or get another hobby - why would you risk having a heart attack over something as trivial as comments posted by total strangers.

the fun part about being on this board is the anonymity - isn’t that one of the reasons why actors love to act - or do you know - being able to be anyone they want to be - be different characters - etc….

no heart attack, my intelligence is something that doesn’t worry me at all and nothing written here can upset me. But seeing you question the intelligence of others when you’ve said many dumb things here was something difficult not to react to. I’m not saying you are dumb, I’m not such an ******* and you might be brilliant at something, I don’t know you, but some comments you’ve made leave you in no position to judge the comments of others.
Oh, and you are very easy to identify, even when you say you are another poster, girl of the one million hyphens.

“girl of the one million hyphens.”

thanks for the compliment - sorry if my style of writing upsets you -

I could really care less - but i do love the banter back and forth -

get the last word in - i don’t care - i’m not trying to get the last word - and i do not care if your computer can locate my exact location or anything like that - doesn’t bother me one bit.

I have never proclaimed to judge anyone - I’m not the one calling all the fan girls dillusional - fat and ugly - all I attempted to do is point out similarities in people. The fact that Orlando is like so many other people in this world. No more, No less important.

Granted I did go a bit off on men with my anger - and for that I apologize.

Truce?

what? My computer can’t locate you! are you serious? What I meant when I said that you are easy to identify is that your style of writing with all those hyphens, that doesn’t upset me, makes it easy to know which posts are yours.
I have no wish to go on with this conversation. Have a nice day.

Don’t worry - mine can’t either - nor would I want to.

I do apologize if I made you feel nervous.

I responded too quickly to your comment is all - without thinking it thru - for that I apologize.

I wasn’t sure if i should respond - but I wanted you to know that I was very sorry if I upset you.

take care

famewhores @ 01/04/2009 at 5:51 pm

There are new pics of Leo and Bar on the beach.
What a set up. What famewhores. The only times they are together is for photo ops. Happens like clockwork. They aren’t even interacting, you can tell that they don’t really care about each other. If they cared about each other they would be showing more affection. He is paying more attention to his friends than to her. Her body is amazing, he is so shallow to be dating her. She must have called the paps. No paps are ever on the beach. She is only famous because she is dating him.
—-did I leave anything out?
Or do those things only apply to Orlando and Miranda??

famewhores @ 01/04/2009 at 5:55 pm

Ooops,
I forgot …..
65 year old has-beens can avoid having their relationships photographed, why can’t Leo??? He lied when he claims to want privacy. Why does he claim to want privacy, then have the nerve to go outside. What a hypocrit. He went on vacation just to flaunt this showmance.

where's waldo? @ 01/04/2009 at 7:07 pm

to #239/240

I think most people would agree that movie stars, entertainers and celebrities, no matter what stage of their careers they happen to be in, are going to get photographed. The point being made here is that some actors and celebrities appear to value their privacy, and appear to take the steps to protect it, more so than others. Even Johnny Depp gets papped with Vanessa on occasion, but it’s very rare, and Leo and Bar don’t get the same amount of pap attention that a certain other couple gets, while Leo and Bar are MUCH bigger as a celebrity couple. So, that tells you something, whether you want to admit it or not. Cher has been in the business long enough to know how to protect and guard her privacy. She’s been an entertainer since the 1960s. She’s learned some things about the press, fame and privacy in that amount of time. The woman isn’t stupid. If she ever flaunted any of her previous boyfriends before the paps, she’s certainly learned how NOT to do it now. If she wanted the exposure, she could walk along Robertson Blvd, Melrose Blvd, or hang out at Club Hyde and Green Door, and she’d get papped. She could have her publicist leak info about gifts her boyfriend has given her, or gifts she’s given him, but it’s nobody’s business! Doesn’t matter whether or not people would care - that’s not the point. Point is famous people know and learn how some games get played, and I think most people who’ve posted on the JJ blogs would agree with that statement. I made the point about Cher to prove another point: famous people have access to powerful agents and publicists and PR firms and can have their privacy, or flaunt their personal business, as much or as little as they want to. But if they claim one thing while doing something else, and they contradict themselves often enough, sooner or later they’re going to get caught, and even the most devoted fans of that person will have to admit that he or she lied. That’s all I’m trying to say. Orlando could keep his girlfriends a lot more private IF he really wanted to. And THEY could keep their yaps shut if THEY really wanted to. If you disagree, that’s okay by me. I’d rather see pictures of Orlando on a movie set than pictures of him with his girlfriends. Pictures with girlfriends are okay but not if that’s ALL that he can offer. Maybe 2009 will be a better year for him. I hope so.
Waldo’s been away from the paps for a few days, so he can keep a low profile when he wants to. That’s obvious at this point and some people have been saying it for years.

where's waldo? @ 01/04/2009 at 7:14 pm

Forgot to add, 239/240, that Cher has had a VERY STRONG and LONG career. For a ‘has been’, she’s got a name that still means something and she still has loyal fans around the world. We’ll see if Orlando has a strong acting career that spans 40 years. He appears to have crashed and burned as of 2007, and he only became famous after LOTR in December 2001. That makes about 6 years of fame, press and hype. Leo has the acting chops to last, but Orlando’s career page is still being written, and I personally think he has to start accepting responsibility for writing it himself, and working on it rather than on tabloid relationships.

It’s not like you are not an individual with your own ideas, but after months of seeing how everything Kerrbloom do was overanalized and how some people made ridiculous statements like the ones #239 parodies, it is incredible that now the only thing that makes them famewhores is the amount of times they get snapped by the paps.

I don’t buy into the excuse that Leo has a more stable career and that’s why the paps are more interested in finding him. A celebrity’s talent or success has nothing to do with the interest the paps might have in him, it’s the amount of people that is interested in said celebrity what counts for them. You can say that Orlando’s career is over or that he’s a crap actor all you want, but people like you or me are interested in him and there are more than 200 comments on this thread, and that’s fact. To say that nobody is interested in his gossip is a blatant lie.

I too would prefer to see him working instead of seeing pics of him with the missus, and hopefully that moment will arrive, but I’m not going to spend the time before that comes calling him a famewhore for being photographed just like all the others just because he’s not working.

By the way, Cher has been a great artist and nobody can deny that, but the interest her love life might awake right now is none.

Leo can apparently keep a “low profile when he wants to” as well. I guess that you are saying that these pics ARE set ups? That he and/or Bar called the paps? You have to be saying that if you apply your logic equally. And that would make Jake and Reese the biggest famewhores on the planet, because that are ‘caught’ *winkwink* more often than either Miranda/Orlando or Bar/Leo.
“Orlando could keep his girlfriends a lot more private IF he really wanted to”
But the question is, why should he have to? Why should he have to hide? Not answering questions is not the same thing as never being seen together. Why they are together, and the extent or their relationship is no one’s business but theirs.
His birthday is coming up, and I can already hear the complaints if they are spotted out and about. Are they not supposed to go out to celebrate? Are they not supposed to be together to celebrate? LA, NY and London are all pap heavy. I guess that they should never go home again.

“Why they are together, and the extent or their relationship is no one’s business but theirs.”

Excellent point. Just remember that it can go both ways. Since none of us on this board know what is really going on, it is really only a matter of time before one side, or the other, is going to be able to say, I told you so.

I wouldn’t call either of them famewhores. I would consider one of them to be slightly desperate for others to know who their main squeeze is, but not because she is trying to further her career.

Some girls love to shove their boyfriends into other people’s faces. That’s all I see going on here. Neither one of them are trying to further their career to me.

but that’s just my take on it.

see ya

“…it is really only a matter of time before one side, or the other, is going to be able to say, I told you so.”
Very true. But there will be a difference.
If they break up, the ‘haters’ will be the ones saying “we told you so”, and the ’shippers’ will be upset, but accept the outcome.
If they get married, the ’shippers’ will be saying “we told you so”, but the ‘haters’ will still be claiming that it is all for show, that he/she/they are just desperate for attention, and the marriage “proves it”. They will still be screaming “showmance” while Orlando is walking his daughter down the aisle, or bouncing his first grandchild on his knee. They will never give up, or admit that they had it all wrong.
I would love to be proven wrong on this, but I don’t see that happening.

“They will still be screaming “showmance” while Orlando is walking his daughter down the aisle, or bouncing his first grandchild on his knee.”

Possibly so, but only if Orlando or Miranda is actually still considered celebrities by then.

Just like “Where’s Waldo?” has pointed out, Cher does have that leverage of being known still and probably will until the day she dies.

Also it depends on whether or not Orlando allows his children to be photographed, or even consents to having Miranda as their mother, biological or otherwise. Be honest, how many times have you seen Johnny Depp’s children in public. He and his family go for years at a time without being seen. Little miss, “I have to be seen with Orlando, or it’s not real, may not allow that much time to pass before they are seen out and about together.”

Either Orlando is going to finally draw the line somewhere, or be led around by his nose by her. I wouldn’t hold my breath for that to happen, her leading him around like that. Going out as friends is one thing. If it gets as far as starting a family together, good luck Miranda in getting him to agree to be seen with you again on a regular basis.

I can almost guarantee you #247, that ain’t gonna happen if children are involved. Notice I said, “almost” , he is very unpredictable and confusing, where his choices of relationships are concerned.

Of course he would have to actually acknowledge her as a “romantic relationship” before it would get to them raising a family together, I would think. Would not hold my breath waiting for that one either.

see ya

““They will still be screaming “showmance” while Orlando is walking his daughter down the aisle, or bouncing his first grandchild on his knee.”

Possibly so, but only if Orlando or Miranda is actually still considered celebrities by then. ”

What does ‘celebrity’ have to do with whether or not a relationship is real? Does Orlando have to completely retire from all forms of show business to have his relationships become real to outsiders?
Can you honestly still claim that the relationship is fake if and when they get married? If so, then 247 is right.
And what do you mean “allow” the children to be photographed? If they go outside, or travel with them, they will more than likely be photographed. Are you saying that Johnny “allowed” his children to be photographed? Or Jude Law? Or Colin Farrell? Or Toby McGuire? Or is this a preview of another set of double standards?

“Of course he would have to actually acknowledge her as a “romantic relationship” before it would get to them raising a family together, I would think.”
Why would he have to publicly “acknowledge her”? I would think that marriage and kids (or just a kid) would be “acknowledgement” enough for any rational person. Besides, if he did publicly/verbally “acknowledge” her, you guys would still claim that it was a showmance. So what difference would that possibly make?

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