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Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom rides off on his “Beverly Hills Ducati” motorcycle as he leaves a church on Saturday (December 27) in Los Angeles.

The 31-year-old British actor wore a jacket from Deux Ex Machina, which literally means “god from the machine.” Back in May, Orly shopped at Sydney’s bike store Deus Ex Machina in Australia.

Afterwards, Orly reportedly went out with Aussie model girlfriend Miranda Kerr and got into a fender bender.

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@300...... @ 01/08/2009 at 11:31 am

I have to agree, it really amazes me that the same old loonie Orlando
“fans” who keep peddling the line that he is some “has been” actor….when he was just named the 6th most bankable actor in the world…..lol…….it’s like their living in an alternative universe and beyond weird that they can’t seem to grasp he has elected to take time off and not because producers and directors don’t want to work with him!!!!

If so many directors and producers want to work with him, then why hasn’t he had a new role in 5 years?

uhmmmm, because he was working

@301, 302 et. al. @ 01/08/2009 at 3:09 pm

Oh good heavens, you people really do live in lala land don’t you?
You can’t face the fact that Bloom’s expiration date is past. He IS being held up as a cautionary example at far more legitimate outlets than just the hater forums and gossip blogs. If the producers and directors are supposedly so eagerly and constantly knocking his door down, why won’t they hire him; and if he keeps turning them away because he’s “just being picky”, or prefers endless public celebutard vacations with his gf, well at a certain point, people just stop knocking. Another very true facet of the cautionary example. Don’t think for one minute that the new crop of IT boys aren’t being lectured about this by their teams.
Sorry but Bloom hasn’t made a grand impression on many people talentwise no matter how much you fans, both shippers and haters alike, fuss and stomp and tantrum about it. Hollywood and Bloom got what they wanted-an effective but notoriously short road to fortune and fame. Quite frankly the general public doesn’t give a rats @ss about him anymore(if ever). I don’t think Hollywood nor Bloom himself do either. They’ve moved on. Its time for all his sickofants to as well.

Ooops, I meant #302. Sorry, 298.
Let’s see…filming POTC through January 2007, then the play through September, so he’s only been off for a little over a year. With two new roles in the works, he would have been working sooner if there weren’t delays in filming. None of those delays his fault, BTW. Except for this past year he has worked non-stop for over nine years, earning many millions of dollars. What does he have to do in your eyes to be considered a success????

Once again, young actors….don’t work with Ridley Scott, or Cameron Crowe, or Peter Jackson. And don’t co-star with Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McCellan, or Liam Neeson. And whatever you do, don’t earn enough money by 30, to rest on your laurels for the rest of your life. Or use that money to finance/produce films that are close to your heart. And for Goodness’ sake, don’t spend time on charity for the children of the world!! NOOO!!!! Oh no! You sure don’t want to end up like Mr. Bloom!!!!
PS, Ms. Smartypants….it’s SYCOPHANTS. If you are going to try to use multisyllabic words to insult, you should at least know how to spell them. Moron. See, that’s an easy word to spell.

where's waldo? @ 01/08/2009 at 3:54 pm

I kept wondering why the photo of Orlando and Miranda from People with the Diesel story looked like I had seen it before.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20250372,00.html

Then I went back to check old JJ threads and found this:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/09/10/orlando-bloom-scott-free/#comments

So, the sighting could have been called in with old pictures from last September used. Thought I’d mention it. Being seen at a store doesn’t automatically = purchasing something. A called in sighting isn’t proof, and when old pictures are used as ‘proof’ it looks a bit shady. IMO.

@ where's waldo? @ 01/08/2009 at 4:49 pm

Thanks for the info. I was wondering the same thing.

Besides, aren’t the two lovebirds suppose to be getting cozy in Denver?

It’s Sir Ian McKellen. Moron.

People.com often uses file photos in their stories if they don’t have a current pic. Nothing “shady” about it, at all.
But I get it: No pics = they aren’t together. Pics = set up.
Being seen with a salesperson carrying a large bag out to your car, doesn’t mean that you bought anything, even if you are going on vacation someplace where you would use said items…..riiiiight.
At least you guys are consistant.

See, that word is easy to spell. Even for tiny brains. Good job.

Nice try in your effort to explain reality to the brainless sychophants but as you can see they are firmly entrenched in their state of denial. Next they’ll start quoting from interviews done 7 years ago. All that work done far in the past is only good enough to get Orlando onto a VH1 “Where are they Now” special or his own booth at a Tolkien convention but none of that is helping to win him any roles in the present state. They’ll go on with their delusions that he’s “taking a break” when it’s quite obvious that if he was on a break he wouldn’t be signing onto movies or showing up on sets only to leave after a week. Nope, he worked with Ridley Scott 5 years ago so that must mean that directors are knocking down his door despite no evidence for that whatsoever, not even a single rumor that he’s in consideration for any parts in LA or the UK. He’s forced to come up with his own projects now because no one will hire him for any others. They’ll make excuses that he couldn’t film any new movies because he was so tied up with the POTC sequels despite the fact that those same constraints have not stopped Johnny and Keira from working nonstop. No, the poor sad fangirls are so desperate to cling to the past, they’re just like the losers who show up at reunions touting their high school exploits long after the fact, trying to relive the glory days because they’ve stayed in the same place while everyone else has moved on to bigger and better things. Hope Orlando invested that pirate money wisely, he’s going to need to live off it for a long time.

@304 and 312 @ 01/08/2009 at 7:38 pm

Don’t you just love it when people start talking to themselves?

What is sadder?
Fans continuing to support him?
Or hateful losers who think that it is their duty to change the minds of these fans by continually posting on old threads that they would have had to search for to find?
I think that I will stick with the positive people, and let the haterz flail away.

But he has won roles. He won the role in An Education, but walked away from it. Something that happens quite often in the business, BTW. He won roles for In Celebration and The Red Circle. And the director, writer and his highly esteemed co-stars are trusting him with both acting and producing roles in Fools Rush In. Rumors are still circulating about the Rory Stewart biopic, and remember that rumor about him and Kiera being in the remake of Saturday Night Fever? You must have tunnel vision if you are claiming that there haven’t been any rumors. I don’t think that the “fangirls” are the ones that are sad. I think that someone who spends so much time consumed in hate, is the pathetic one. Maybe you should get some counseling.

He is just a very very lucky has been. He was in some of the top money making films, as a supporting actor, those films were huge box office hits, so his name is listed as a top moneymaker, but the reality is that he did make or carry any of the films that made the money. LOTR was an ensemble piece, and Johnny Depp made POTC. Every other fim he has made as the lead has been panned by the critics. Yes, I know about the old shippers that go on and on about the Director’s cut of KOH, but reality is the majority of the film world sees it as less than a stellar performance. Elizabethtown was horrible,and Haven didn’t even open in many cities in the US. He is lucky in the sense that he appears to have more money making power than he really does, but industry isn’t stupid they can see it. Yes he has worked with big names, and I think most that worked with him liked him, but liking someone and putting butt’s in seats are two very different things. He just doesn’t put the butt’s in the seats, and now he is looking old, chubby, wrinkly and out of shape. Becoming a star maybe be partly luck, but if you don’t have the ability it won’t take you far, as is the case with Orlando. He got lucky after school, got talked about was offered films by directors, that realistically today wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole. They may love to see him at a party, but not in their movies. There have been a number of movies made this last year that he would have been the right age and type to play, good movies, but it appears as though no one was offering them to him.

But why in the world does it bother you that he has fans that support him? Time will prove you right or wrong, there’s no point for this discussion. And even if time proved you right, people would still have the right to like him.

I see why people.com would use old pics and attach them to a really boring story that anyone could have made up in 5 minutes. In the end, that magazine is about celebrities and they have to write something even when they are clearly run out of interesting news.
The denver post columnist doesn’t focus on writing about celebrities, he writes mainly about local news, so he can cope with not talking about them. And then there’s the coincidence of Orlando looking for winter sports equipment and being overheard saying “I want this one, babe” (wanker, LOL) pointing at a certain snowboard and then reading a sighting of them in Aspen by a columnist that most likely has never talked about him in his life before. Unlike people.com.

It doesn’t bother me that he has fans that still support him, that is their choice, based on their own opinions. I don’t hate the guy, I just believe that I am looking at what has happened to his career realisticly Just because one is a fan doesn’t mean that he has no faults and he has made no mistakes. Being a delusional fan may mean one is unable to look at his career with a more discerening eye. He has made what appear to be some bad career moves. And when other reputable sources are using his career as a how not to do it to other up and coming actors, it would seem that his questioning fans are not the only one to notice that mistakes have been made, and it has hurt his ability to do very much in his chosen field of work for the moment., There are always comebacks, but for that to happen for him, I believe he needs to stop acting like a celebrity, and more like an actor. That may include taking smaller parts in films with actors who care deeply about their craft. I know that Johnny Depp is such an actor, and if he had stopped with the first pirate movie it would have been a fun kick of a summer movie, but the bad reviews of the last two hurt him far more than it did Johnny and Kiera. Johnny had already earned the respect of his peers, and could afford a blockbuster that didn’t get much critical acclaim. Kiera was working in indie films along with the POTC movies, so she had another body of work backing her up. Orlando had nothing, and while I admire his choice in having the fortitude to do a live play, he didn’t get outstanding reviews, most were mediocre at best. He has to do better, prove that he has the ability and drive to work hard at becomming a better actor. For some reason, I don’t think that Hollywood is where nice guys finish first, but the talented ones do. Nice won’t do it for him there.

” That may include taking smaller parts in films with actors who care deeply about their craft.”

Did you not read #314’s post?
He has, and is taking smaller parts to hone his craft. He was offered the lead in In Celebration, but chose to take the smaller part because he, himself thought that he wasn’t ready.
And he has received much critical praise. You just seem to want to ignore that fact.
“Delusional” goes both ways. If either side ignores facts, they are deluding themselves.
You are as delusional as some of the worst fangirls.

About actor Orlando Bloom. He is good in movies in which some other actor is the main actor and carries the movie. In LOTR it was Viggo . In POTC it was Deep. The problems appeared when Bloom was expected to play the main role and carry all movie himself. He is not powerful enough for that. He is not strong enough for that. Not charismatic enough . I like him, but it is the truth. Elisabethtown was bad, the other two movies even worth. He is not looking well, he is not ageing good. I have the feeling that he is doing nothing for himself any more. Like he does not care any more. Maybe he thinks that having sex with the VS model is the top achievement of his life, which is of course sad and stupid. Something is wrong with OB or around him.

@320...... @ 01/09/2009 at 10:44 am

Mia……what a load of BS……Orlando Bloom is one of the most successful actors in the world and any actor would kill to have achieved what he has…….jealous much over his relationship with Miranda Kerr…..get over it!!!!!!

You are ignoring all of the posts pointing out his success, and all of his future projects.
I guess that you don’t want anything to interfere with your version of the truth, hmmm?

Fair enough, but I think it’s different to be critical with him to ignore any merit he might have achieved. I would definately say that his career has gone through better moments, but to bury it before its time is not fair.
There are many abominable actors that still work and I don’t think he’s abominable.
Realistically, I don’t think it’s possible that he wasn’t offered any role after the confusingly successful POTC3, so I do think that he wanted to have a break and do some theatre acting, and maybe escape from all the hysteria around him, but I’ll give you that disappearing from movie business for so long is not an intelligent option, as people forget names easily.
I hope that his rumoured future projects go ahead, we´ll have to wait and see.
But you’ll have to admit that saying that nobody cares about him or that his work with very competent professionals is irrelevant is just not true.
Which are the reputable sources that had used him as the anti-example? I hope you are not talking about that Lainey loser that even other blogs mocked for having a suspicious sudden drastic change from love to hate towards him…
And that he gets compared to the young new Brit actors, sometimes in a positive way and sometimes in a negative way is not as bad as it seems. Quoting POTC: “You are the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of” - “But you HAVE heard of me”…

“he wanted to have a break and do some theatre acting, and maybe escape from all the hysteria around him”

What break from “hysteria”? The girls flocked to that theater in Droves! From all over the world, just because he was there!

And this time he wasn’t just an image on a movie screen. He was there in the flesh.

What break from “hysteria”? They still do. Makes no difference if he has a girlfriend, or wife, on his arm. Whether she is famous or not, they still would go crazy.

When he takes a real break from the “hysteria” then he will not be seen or made a fuss over, for a lot longer than just a few weeks at a time.

Ah, I see, you are one who cannot be reasoned with. As far as In Celebration goes, from the interviews I read from that time, he did want the older brother’s part, but was convinced by the director, to take the younger brothers role. She said he didn’t look old enough for the older brother, and since it was his first theatre role in the West End, he should start with something smaller. Then he was quoted as agreeing with the director’s assessement. I still watch his career ocassionally, but I have to tell you to from the people I talk to and interact with, who do not follow his career most of the general pubic considerer him done. He has had a succsefull career if you consider only the financial side of things, but he has not earned the respect from his peers for his acting ablitiy. They like him because he is easy to work with, seems to be a nice guy, and is professional in his approach to the work, but the ability to turn in a world shaking performance, not so much. But for some reason I am sure that it will not matter what I say, nor how objectivatly I say it, you will just hear what you want to. In fact from your style of writing, I would have a pretty good guess who you are. So, this is probably a worthless effort, but I had a couple of minutes and I thought why not.

@323
As far as the general public goes, I don’t think he is considered that good. If mainstream entertainment publications are using his career choices and path as a cautionanary tale to other young actors, then I would say that in general they feel like he missed the boat, and I actually read that quote in an interview done with Robert Pattinson, and not from a gossip blog. As far as saying that is “not true” that is stating a fact, and not a perspective, I try to be careful to say that this is what I think, not what I know. I do agree he wanted a break, I do agree that actors who are far worse than he are working, the question is are they working because they will take any offers they get, just to work and get some cash. We see that he will do commercials in Japan for some big dollars. But I think the reason he is not working is because he isn’t being offered really good roles, from the type of directors he was used to working in the past. The two or three projects he has been mentioned with, seem to stalled. Maybe they will get off the ground, maybe not, but from where I am settting, he just doesn’t have the power to make it happen that he may have had a few years ago.
Sorry for the long post, but I do like to think about what I say, instead of just shooting back with some generic insult, and no pov to back it up with.

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