Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

The comparisons to all those actors are valid. They are all critically acclaimed actors in the same demographic as Orlando. If they’re not, who are valid comparisons? Those are just a handful of names that he will compete against for roles and none currently have “teen idol” images interfering with their public perception, which Orlando has (or has had up to his last film role 2 years ago). Leo does not currently need to shed a “teen idol” status, therefore it is not an issue that would interfere with his current reputation or status in making movies.

You might also stop putting words into other people’s mouths. Where is there any “wishing bad luck” on anyone in posts 344 or 347?

Comparing Orlando Bloom to Johnny Depp and Tom Hanks is blasphemous! He is not leading man material, neither is he even in the same talent pool as them. NOT.EVEN.CLOSE. Maybe all it takes is a pretty face like Orlando’s to keep your butt glued to a seat for 2 hrs. Good taste is indeed dead.

Once again, putting words into someone else’s mouth. No one said he’s a bad person. You simply cannot place a motivation on why he’s doing a film or why he finds something important, no one can other than the person himself . Any attempt to claim to know the reasons why he is interested in a project is simply an assumption. Many assumptions can be made, not all necessarily pointing to altruism, but they’re all just simply assumptions.

when it wasn’t a crime against humanity not to kiss his ass.
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Not being sarcastic, it takes guts to say that these days. Was a fan from 21 Jump Street days. Still remember some of his peccadillos both personal and professional. Yeah to see the world kiss his butt now…it is a crime if you don’t, that’s for sure. Meh.

B/K is B/B 2.0. Wait til girlfriend #3 comes along. Then it will be Kerr was such a class act blah blah blah.

Then it will be Kerr was such a class act, blah blah blah
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Can’t tell you how many times I’ve thought that. You know the “haters” are just waiting for him to dump her, cause nobody would ever dump him of course, and then they’ll crawl back all simpering and willfully blind again. Until he chooses, yet again, another one exactly like the first two, well, maybe she’ll be a redhead this time. It’ll be interesting what excuses both the shippers and haters come up with for his choice then. Oh, and I’m sure Bloomie will remain silent as always, hiding, letting his current beloved(LOL) take all the slings and arrows for him. What a catch.

You kill me trying to act as if you’re above the fray, trying to establish your own self importance by analyzing everyone on this thread. You care just as much, if not more, than everyone else here. I can tell by your language that you’re the same loser that has parked their ass on this thread and the last since they began, waiting to bash any and everyone who doesn’t have a kind word for your fallen matinee idol. But you’re right, it is about “the fans, their egos and ‘who ultimately wins’”, which is exactly why you haven’t shut your yap in 3 weeks. How about taking that much needed vacation? Paid vacations were included in your employment offer, weren’t they? Well they certainly were included in Bloomie’s.

nice try honey but these fans would just as soon let you get away with a few swipes at Bloom than ever stand for you to turn the focus back onto them and their own behaviours. Yup, only egos and who gets to win in the end matters.

@360-amusing how narcissists are so good at seeing it in others but completely miss it in themselves. Any one in this fandom calling someone else out for narcissism or obsessiveness is very funny! This entire fandoms rep for lunacy and narcissism can be seen from space, ha ha ha.

And I wouldn’t blame Bloom or his friends for coming on here to play mindfuq games with his fans. I say you have it coming to ya.

So the guy that once was given the chance to shut down a negative rumour about him and instead said that he wouldn’t defend himself every time somebody said something about him and that people could think whatever they pleased about him is all troubled about the posts written here by people he never met? I wouldn’t ‘blame him’ for posting here either, I just don’t think he gives a **** about our opinions. And I don’t think she does either.
But yes, the narcissist one must be me.

LOL!
It would serve this fandom right if they got back together.

What a shot in the arm that would be to his current anemic little showmance!
“Orlando’s Lurve Triangle”
“From Showmance to Showdown”
“Orlando’s Choice:Blueblood or Bloodsucker?”
Think of it! All the celebrity gossip coverage all 3 of their attention seeking hearts could ever want. Oooo, just in time for VDay too!

You bring an interesting point. If he were so desperate for attention it would be more intelligent to make his love life a Mexican soap opera than to be in a stable relationship, don’t you think?

Awww, come on. Miranda is at least 90 lbs. ;) Plus she has about four more inches of reach than Kate. Miranda could take her, easy.

LOL! And I thought this was the place with the most ‘loony-bin haters’ in fandom (and anti-fandom) - until I checked out ‘PerezHilton.’ Made the mistake of opening the comments thread on ‘Brangelina,’ and those ‘nasties’ and ‘conspiracy-freak weirdos’ almost (I say almost) put this little ‘viper’s den’ to shame.