Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

One more time. It was not an exclusive statement. Period.
Sure, his people know about this site. It is part of their job. But there is no way that his people contacted JJ to get the word out. If they were so inclined to give someone an exclusive, it would have been something along the lines of People.com. Someplace that PR reps can trust. Not a site like JJ or Perez.
And ka-Bloom would issue a statement if it came from him. They don’t publish gossip, but if it came from him, it wouldn’t be gossip now, would it?
@175
You really aren’t that stupid are you?

“It was not an exclusive statement. Period.”

And you know this - how exactly?

Because a dozen of other sites came up with the same story days and weeks after the initial statement appeared on JJ.

This is not poster #172

Send us the link for where the first initial statement came from if not from JJ.

@176 one more time since you seemed to miss the article written HERE at jj. i cut and pasted it already in its own quotation marks from HERE which would have tyaken you all of 3 seconds to go read yourself since its still on the recent topics at jj. I quote:

“The rumors are not true,” Orlando’s rep exclusively tells JustJared.com. “He is not engaged.”

Note the EXCLUSIVE part. now can you understand it?

as for kabloom. that board owner kisses Orlandos mothers ass to get some kind of exclusivity sometimes. Tell me this, how much does your own mother really know about what goes on in your life. how much do you actually tell her? now put yourself in the shoes of a guy and reduce that by at least half. Sonia bless her well intended heart probably does what every mother does and sees what she wants to see and sticks her head in the sand or whistles a happy tune over the rest. i wouldnt ever trust info i got from kabloom to be the way things really are.

So a gossip hound claims exclusivity and you believe them? You don’t get around much do you? You think that a rep would contact this site above all others for a statement like that? Yeah, right. JJ made a phone call, and got an answer. That’s it.

As for ka-Bloom, if they print it, it came from the horse’s mouth. You can criticize them all you want, but it won’t change the way they run their site. They don’t print gossip, or allow for speculation, and they are still one of the largest Bloom fan-sites on the web. If Bloom really wanted to get a message out, he would do as he has done before, and ask ka-Bloom to publish the info.

oh and as well i think jared or perez is as good a place as any to make a statement about something. these threads gets a good amount of attention dont they? check out his other so called informed boards to put things at and you will have to take no-doze as to not fall asleep from the lack of participation at them these days. this isnt the good ol days of a post a minute anymore.

Is he now in the UK and not in Aspen, Colorado? If he flew from Colorado to the UK, that was a fast snow boarding trip vacation, and he managed to get back to England without being caught by paps. It really makes a person wonder just how many celebrity sightings are real versus called in and fake. This just in:

http://www.perthshireadvertiser.co.uk/perthshire-news/local-news-perthshire/2009/01/02/scouts-are-building-towards-a-new-home-73103-22582414/

STAR-SPOTTING staff at a Crieff supermarket were snapped with Hollywood pin-up Orlando Bloom. The Lord of the Rings actor posed for snaps with incredulous workers in between picking up two bottles of champagne and a bouquet of flowers at the Somerfield branch.

who really cares anyway. he’s just another celebrity - big deal.

i don’t understand those girls at OLove anyway.

what are they F.B.I. or C.I.A. or something - think they need to know the where abouts of him 24/7 - it gets very scary to me the way they talk sometimes. - even if it’s just for fun - i still do not understand.

he’ll do whatever he is going to do - when - if - where - and with whom - ever he wants to - here’s a thought - leave him alone!

@ fame sucks - # 169 here - what is your name at OLove - I’ve been a member there for a couple of months now - can’t remember when I signed up - I do not post much - but I thought maybe I would understand why they post comments the way they do - but no luck - although I have made a couple of friends there - not sure if I can trust them - anymore than anyone else though. hope that wasn’t too personal information for you.

The fact that Orlando or his rep talked to anybody about her is what is shocking.

He plays it so cool all the time - I wonder if he even knew about all the things she had been saying in interviews concerning him.

Know one knows what they say to each other in private except themselves - for all we know she could be telling him how much she hates the paps.

But the way she has behaved would be the exact opposite of that statement is it not.

Who cares who got the information first - Or if Orlando or Miranda or any celebrity for that matter comes on here.

Why are you # 156 / 172 - trying to convince others that he cares about them. - Your quote below

“I don’t understand why it is seemingly inconceivable that he might indeed be acutely aware of some places, has been for a long time, and also aware of peoples existences dare I say yes even might care about them. Are you trying to tell me he’s an uncaring and ignorant guy?”

How would you know if he cares?

Of course he cares about others - generally people do for the most part. He just is not the type to make sure everyone knows that he does. The fact that he or his reps said anything at all is what is so out of character for him.

to #191
You might want to start from the very beginning and read all the way through. Then you’ll understand. If you’re trying to suggest you’re Orlando, I don’t think that’s going to work, but Happy New Year!

to #187
Thank you for pointing that out. Old info is getting mixed in with new and yet to be proven info. I don’t understand how celebrities who value their privacy allow the world to know where they’ve rented a house, etc. Since it’s no ones business, you’d think the info would be treated as confidential and would stay private. I think if Orlando were gay and staying at that same house in Aspen, the public would NEVER find out about it with his male partner. Famous people can keep their whereabouts and sleeping buddies private IF and WHEN they really want to. It’s been done before. And there are always Tinseltown escort services.
Did anyone watch “EXTRA” last night? Cher admitted that she has a boyfriend but she won’t discuss him, expose him to the press, and understands that “Nobody wants to be Mr. Cher.” If Cher knows how to do that, I think Orlando would have the same info available and can do the same thing. Cher sounded like she really has had enough of the paps. But she was also honest and didn’t beat around the bush or play coy. So, yes she’s seeing someone, and no, she’s not going into details. Good for her! Would be nice if Orlando would have handled things like that.

Of course he doesn’t have to blab to everyone with a camera.

The whole thing has been caught on film - since the day it started.

hasn’t it.

“to #191
You might want to start from the very beginning and read all the way through. Then you’ll understand.”

Don’t count on it.

to I’mwatchingyou -

Cute name - come up with that all on your lonesome did ya. lol. just kidding.

Welcome to the club - not sure what this club is - or how i got involved.

Sort of feel like I’m in the song “Hotel California” - and I’m just trying to get back to where I was before - wherever that was.

Like Waldo? says or excuse me “Where’s Waldo” says - you should try reading this from the beginning - and when I say beginning - I don’t just mean this particular thread.

Go back about how many ever threads Jared still has on this fine young couple - Kerrbloom - or whatever their name is called. Quite a long read - so make sure you have plenty of time to spare.

Very intriguing - yet at times nauseating stuff - make sure you have a vomit bucket standing by.

Take care - let us know when you catch up - too much to sum up - since everything written about these two Orlando and Miranda are open to interpretation - You should really try and figure it out for yourself.

Take Care - and if you get out of this insane asylum - let me know how you did - so I can follow. lol.

my code name is - 4444

Still waiting for someone to explain me what benefits have the “famewhores” got from all their famewhoring. More than a year, and Orlando is without work and Miranda is still the VS model she was before, so…someone please enlighten me.
Still waiting for someone to explain me why should they need to be papped every month…
Waiting to know why do the paps call names to their favourite costumers…
Why did they arrive separated to the Burton’s store…?
I have more questions, but I’m already seeing myself waiting until Judgement Day, so…

They get what all famewhores are looking for: attention. No one ever heard of Miranda Kerr before she started f*cking Orlando Bloom. Attaching her name to his has gotten her more attention than she ever got on her own, why else would her publicist have mentioned him several times before they were “officially” dating. Of course the attention is just in the lowest of the tabs like Hello and News of the World but she would never have gotten even those PR puff pieces without him. Those cheesy spreads really exemplify true famewhoring. And as for Orlando, his famewhoring participation keeps the cameras on him while he sinks further into obscurity. Like you said, he has no jobs so without this Poor Man’s Leo&Gisele/Bar show he would have completely disappeared. If he wasn’t a famewhore, his “break” in between projects would have looked more like James McAvoy’s, who said he was taking some time off after his promotional duties were finished and hasn’t been seen since then. They are famewhores of the same breed as Spencer and Heidi, nothing to offer but their staged appearances because that’s all they have in their struggle for relevance.