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Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom rides off on his “Beverly Hills Ducati” motorcycle as he leaves a church on Saturday (December 27) in Los Angeles.

The 31-year-old British actor wore a jacket from Deux Ex Machina, which literally means “god from the machine.” Back in May, Orly shopped at Sydney’s bike store Deus Ex Machina in Australia.

Afterwards, Orly reportedly went out with Aussie model girlfriend Miranda Kerr and got into a fender bender.

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Do you know how utterly ridiculous you sound…,,completely embarrassing…….and this whole bullshit about them having a showmance is just pure JEALOUSY……GET OVER IT…… no matter how many absurd conspiracy theories you come up with, it will NEVER change the fact that……..Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are a couple, are happy and in love, that she is stunningly beautiful and is the tenth highest paid model in the world, that he is still a famous actor taking time off, working for unicef and that they are together because they want to be!!!!

200 sounds no more ridiculous and embarrrassing than you sound with your b!tch post at other people. Why? Just because some people don’t agree with your own opinion oh here is seems.

How about YOU GET OVER IT with the whine about the fact that others don’t think the same as you, nor do they have to EVER do so on here or anywhere?

Unless you are caliming to be Orlando or Miranda then you don’t know anything more than anyone else on here and you are talking your own bullshit which in reality is just your opinion.

What’s completely embarrassing is you putting words into someone else’s mouth with your delusional ranting. #198 asked what benefit a famewhore couple gets out of their famewhoring. #200 answered, they get what all famewhores seek, attention. Who cares if they’re together, not, f*ckbuddies, or in love, they’re still famewhores. If she didn’t use Orlando’s name in every interview she wouldn’t get those interviews. If she didn’t want to be asked about him she’d have that stipulated by her publicist but she obviously does not because otherwise she’d get no attention= famewhore. And if he wasn’t photographed on a monthly schedule with his girlfriend, the only things you’d have heard about Orlando Bloom in the past year were how he crashed a car and walked away from his bleeding friend, got kicked off a set in the UK, and had his only film role delayed and delayed and put on hold. As #200 pointed out, James McAvoy is taking a break as well and hasn’t been seen at all, so there’s a difference between an actor taking a break and one being a famewhore. And can you guess which one’s the famewhore? Well it’s not James, it’s the one making the monthly pap appearances while taking that “break”, Orlando Bloom.

Kicked out of a set in the Uk?????????WOW AND YOU PEOPLE WONDER WHY I CALL YOU LOONS

You Delphi loons are pathetic I feel sorry for you

oh, come on! Orlando had been single since 2006 until he started his relationship with Miranda, and he didn’t disappear in all that time, however he wasn’t called a famewhore until he started to date Miranda. That’s when he mysteriously started to do set ups, even if he was caught by the paps when he was single too.
The story of the car crash can be twisted to make him a monster or can be seen as it was, that he wouldn’t have crashed the car if the paps hadn’t been chasing after him and that the woman he was accused of abandoning didn’t think he did. Still, with this as with everything, people will choose what to think.
Of course any girlfriend he might have will be more talked about than she was before, just like V. Paradis is known for being with J.Depp or the previously unknown wives of M.Damon and N.Cage, and there are endless examples. If besides she’s a model, she might be given interviews because the editors might want to talk about X’s girlfriend and get her to talk. Now she’s said she won’t talk about him after many of his fans demand for months that she STFU, and nothing changes.
Who cares if they are together? Apparently not you, and not me, but those who come with “contract” and “blackmail” theories (obviously after taking peyote) seem to do. Those can answer to my questions too if they want.
I hope you don’t single them out from all the other celebrities that get papped with their partners, most of them I would say. Particularly, I hope you don’t single them out from those who sell their underage offspring, even if for a high price.

Yes, kicked off a set. Don’t tell me you believe that “scheduling conflict” excuse because in case you haven’t noticed, there was no scheduling conflict.

and how do you know he was kicked off? Even if it wasn’t a scheduling conflict, how do you know that?

Lots of people work on movie sets, for production companies, assisting those involved in making movies, many people who can see and hear what goes on behind the polite, face-saving excuses like “scheduling conflicts”.

In Education will be a straight to DVD movie that won’t be heard of again. I am sure they BEGGED Orlando to be in it no one was kicked out

Let me guess, what you claim you have heard portraits Orlando as a stupid arrogant guy all full of himself. Wasn’t he desperate for a job? What an appropriate moment to become a jerk.

Were Ryan Gosling an Javier Bardem kicked out of their movies sets too?Because thy both pulled out of thier movies at the last moment like Orlando did were those two actor KICKED OUT TOO?hahahaha

Yeah, what ever happened to this wonderful movie that was supposed to be too good for Orlando Bloom? It kind of disappeared, didn’t it? Maybe script changes, and/or directorial issues is what caused Orlando to walk away, and the “scheduling conflicts” excuse was brought in to save face for the director, not Orlando? That would explain the apparent bittereness of the writer. He knew that fewer people would see his creation without Orlando, and was mad at the people who caused him to leave, and not Orlando. If the movie was any good, wouldn’t it have been released by now?

That’s the most laughable part, that those who claim that Orlando was kicked out know very well that he was the only reason this movie was heard of at all. Even if Orlando had behaved like an idiot, kicking him out is the least intelligent thing the director could have done.

He could have acted like a combination of Lindsey Lohan and Russell Crowe, and the director would still be kissing his back-side to keep him happy. But sure, the director of a small, British film “kicked off” the most famous name on set. Sure. *rolls eyes*

“That would explain the apparent bittereness of the writer. He knew that fewer people would see his creation without Orlando, and was mad at the people who caused him to leave, and not Orlando.”

And which “reliable” article did you get that information from?

Or are you the writer himself?

fame sucks @ 01/03/2009 at 2:11 pm

I have one question……..do you people ever leave this board to go read other things? An Education is still in production. it only started production about 8 or 9 months ago and is scheduled to be a part of the 2009 Sundance Fim Festival which starts 15 January. most movies take longer that that to hit theaters so ith hasnt disappeared and looks like they did a quick schedule to make it in time for the festival selection. hope it didnt suffer in quality for that reason. i also have to add do you really think that Emma Thompson, Alfred Molina, and Peter Saarsgard take 2nd ticket to Orlando? even Orlando knows they are polished veterans in the business and deserve some ******* respect. wow you people are numb.

Nobody who knows what really happend on that set has bothered to really say anything much of any substance for anyone to draw any kind of definitel comclusion abvout what happened. obviously the writer was disgruntled about something as he made slight reference to on his blog but theres never been any proof that Orlando was kicked off or walked off set. there was mention that he never was there and never started production. go find that proof for yourself if you want it and actually LEAVE the throngs of just jared for just a moment. as for the movie itself it looks interesting. wish i was going to the film festival and could see it.

http://www.quietearth.us/articles/2008/12/03/Sundance-competition-lineup-just-dropped

I swear my intelligence level drops every time i read here and try to make sense of all the stupidity posted. to the freak with the blue writing in her header you seriously need to get out more and get some street smarts and book smarts. you are doing yourself a serious disservice by trying to make sense. give it up. as for me, i cant be bothered with this bullshit place anymore. rationality and sensibility being left at the door before you enter is a requirement it seems and im just not willing to give that up. have fun people. try to get out of here once in a while k?

Oh please why offend ? We never even talked.I do read outside this block and again the only reason why this movie was ever mentioned is ORLANDO BLOOM we will see if the movie with make it in movie theaters i bet no but i could be wrong time will tell.

fame sucks @ 01/03/2009 at 2:23 pm

what the **** do you think a film festrival is then? like i said thick as ****. you only read about orlando bloom obviously then as this movie has other very prominant names attached to it. delve outside of the realm of just jared and orlando bloom and you would see that.

Conversing with you would be like having a lobotomy several times over so no thanks.

And why say others have to much time on their hands when you are the one with 10000 posts in thread?You have spend time more than me on this thread so you GO OUT MORE . And stop offending people who you have never talked with or disagreed with.

Oh, it was in an interview touted by the haters as “proof” that Orlando was kicked off, back when it first came out that he had left the production. The writer mentioned the words “scheduling conflicts” with apparent sarcasm. The rest is just perception. The ‘haters’ believed that it must have been Orlando’s fault, because even though he has always been a comsummate professional on set, in their minds he must have completely changed his working persona, and turned into a diva. While I believe that it had more to do with the direction of the production, itself. Orlando has often stated that he wished to do a British film. He took a supporting role in this film to do just that….support a British film. Why else would he have left if it wasn’t that things had changed? Since he wasn’t doing the film for fame or fortune, he must have left because of creative differences. Nothing else makes sense. As others have stated, why would a director “kick off” his biggest name? No matter what problems developed.

fame sucks @ 01/03/2009 at 2:35 pm

i never said you had too much time on your hands i said you should leave this board and read other places. i dont have 10000 posts in this thread either. this thread is the only thread i have ever actually participated in. i have read here since back when orlando got in his accident a year ago but from the stupidity that abounded back then as well i never wanted to bother writing anything. your obvious posts have been here at least since then so really stop with the finger pointing. your obsession with orlando miranda and that delphi place and its posters is really quite unhealthy. id tell you to **** off but as history shows i know you wouldnt. but for the record **** off.

Wow just wow why attack ? I said 1000 post to point out that you have a lot of posts here of course you don’t have 1000 posts.Why say others need to go out more when you spend as much time as anyone else in here ?

fame sucks @ 01/03/2009 at 2:50 pm

if someone else has something intelligent to contribute to this thread then I will participate, but you i am done with. again, i said nothing about going out more but as i have gathered from your vast amount of posting here over at least the last year or more you are a broken record continually putting words in peoples mouths that they didnt say and your favorite thing of calling people loons and crazy. theres why the attack so as i said **** off k?

The reason - I believe that the a person’s name is in blue - is because they put up a website when they post - in the website box.

I am doing that right now to see if it makes my name blue.

I am not the other poster you were talking to - if you don’t believe me - click on the blue name and see where it goes.

I have clicked on the other’s names and it comes up as an error page not sure if mine will or not.

In case it does not redirect you to my website - this is the link I put up

http://www.myspace.com/sacred_guardian

I do agree very much with everything you have said. It is a shame that there are not more intelligent people on here.

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