Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal Pack A Picnic

1st!! soooo cute!

Reese Witherspoon is the tackiest beard ever!

Reese Witherspoon is dog ugly.

So this is 80 miles outside of LA. Just how did the paps know about this? Almost looks like they have a photographer on staff following them to take pix on command, doesn’t it?

Best way to use a fake boyfriend - shopping and paparazzi photo ops!

she must have hair extensions….why else would her hair be this long?

OMG Jared. More?? I hope they pay you well.

Her smile showing her teeth and gums because she has no upper lip, combined with the giant flaring nose holes and pointed chin just make her look so incredibly hideous.

Ojai is were Reese bought a house, so I am sure thats why the Paps are there. Just like the Paps follow Brad and Angie in NO.

Two rabid Jake is bearding “fans” posting non stop. Common, how desperate.

They are cute together.

I think Reese and Jake are very nice people it’s nice seeing them haveing a good time

how obvious, of course they are desperate, they are so unsure themselves they have to keep posting the same c**p to try to convince themselves. Well the both of them posting under different names all the time, isn’t that right Dotti, MarkW, marym, phonyspoon just a few different psydeums from the same poster, I can think of plenty more but can’t be bothered to type them all.

I think all this has two purposes: one is the pleasure of hiking in the country, out of LA and the second is to offer photo ops to the papas who have to be humoured from time to time. After all, folks, face it…if you are in the acting buiness your business is to put yourself on display in front of the public…that is what acting is all about. So it is hardly unnatural for them to show themselves to the public.

“love them both”

Really?

I could never understand women who say they LOVE a woman who f**s their dream boy.

I’ve always been jealous of Reese. At least I have courage to admit it.

Jake is gay, Reese is a famewh*re.
NEXT !

“I could never understand women who say they love a woman who f**s their dream boy”

It’s easy. When fangirls suspect their idol is gay, they will love his “girlfriend” no matter what.

He is probably gay cause there´s no man in Earth who does marke smiling !

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I thought Reese bought the place in Ojai to get away from the paps. What the f**k!

THEY ARE CUTE ..JAKE<3

ha ha SE your demented with jealousy ha ha ha

Francesca,

There´s no place in the world where the paps can arrive
I bet if Jake was here by my side (sweat dreams) some paps ´d take pics. You could know me and realize that me and Jake would match much more than him and Reese (LOL).

By the way, I saw in site Jake dated Michelle Williams around 1999. Maybe cause this Reese feel jealous if Jake visited Matilda and her mother. I think this piece of news interesting.

Jakey’s parents are broke so you won’t see him with them much any more. I think he likes women with houses and money where he can stay for free. He used to live with Dunst,, then had to move out and now lives with Reese. I think he leases a house in the Hollywood Hills but he doesn’t even own one. He mooches on women who will put him up, I suppose, if he will entertain them and be their houseboy and boytoy. Odd life. He seems a bit parasitic to tell the truth. You’d think he’d find a woman he could marry and have kids with, but….not yet. Maybe never.

There you go Se…. your beloved Joaquin Phoenix looks like dirtbag.

Francesca,

It happened just oposite what you said. Jake is with his mother (LOL). He is very close friend of her.

x = sandinina = crazy “Jake-Is-Straight!” fangurl from imdb.

Wow it’s beyond obsessive when people go from site to site trying to work out who each poster is.

I don’t understand why you discuss so much about the sexuality of dear Jake, if he is straight or gay, you live in an hypothetical liberal and free democracy, so you should accept the sexual freedom of the others. I can say that Jake is not gay nor straight, he lives sexuality on both sides, as me. And I can assure he isn’t just handsome, but he’s tasteful too, his lips, his tips, his hips (wow).
The first time I found him, some years ago, he wasn’t so famous as now, I was working as a bartender at Marina del Mar, near Hollywood. He came, asked for a drink, I prepared, gave him, and we started to talk, words come and go, he asked me where I was from (’cause of my accent), so I said him “I’m from Brazil”. He laughed and said “I like your country, carnival, samba, beautiful girls… and boys!” I smiled at him and said “Surely”. I thought it was a joke, but he was staring at me, expecting some reaction, and I as a dull said “Another drink, Sir”, then he immediately answered “Another drink and… something more if you want” At this very moment I comprehended the imtentions of his speech. “Of course”, I said and he opened a shining smile. We have changed the matter of our conversation, as entered another customers in the bar. So he told me about his career, his parents, we talked about the weather and sports with the clients in there. We spent all the night talking, he did many questions, “D’you have a girlfriend in Brazil?”, so I answered “I had some”, and he “D’you like them, the girls?”, so I “Yes I do, we shall love who loves us”, he “And if a boy loves you, would you permit him to love you?”, my answer was “The same way”. After that he asked me what time I would leave the job, I told him “Take a seat and wait till dawn”, he mocked “At least we will see the sunrise together”. The owner of the bar came, we accerted the counts, closed the bar. Jake and I went out, as close friends, he stopped the car near the seashore and invited me to walk around to see the rising of the sun. There were few people on the streets that time, no one over the sands where we’re leaving our footprints. He stopped in front of me and said these words “Would you be angry with the things I have to say to you?”, so I “But you didn’t say them yet!”, he started “You remember the words you said in the bar, those things about if a boy loves you what you would do?”, “Ya”, I said, he delayed to say “And if I say…” He got closer to my ears and completed “…if I say I love you” I hugged him desperately, so he kissed me strongly, with kind of violence that he let me breathless. I think he was afraid if I would say “Those things in the bar were lies, a way to make you spend some money there”. After get some air, I explained him that I didn’t have any prejudice about love and the ways of loving, he agreed with it and told me about some of his love’s affairs. I will never forget how sweet his kisses are. We spent some time together, he was always expecting the end of my turns in the bar, once a week, at least, we saw the sun rising - this is unforgettable. In the intimacy, he’s well-humoured, kindy, well-disposed (youth is an advantage), he’s a dream boy come true.
Our affair became a friendship, I always said him “I have to be free to live and to love”. By the time he was in love with a girl, an actress, and me too. We met ourselves some times, just to talk about our lives, one of the last times I said him that probably I was coming back to my country, he stood emocioneted and wished me luck, a good fate, he hugged me strongly, I felt him kind of nervous, he whispered on my ears “I still love you, you know”, but I had to say “I know, I love you too, but there is a person waiting for me in Brazil who loves me as a day you loved me. We had our moments, I won’t forget them”. He asked me a last night before I come to Brazil, he didn’t implored it, just asked and I agreed. He knew it wouldn’t be as it was when we loved before, it was calm, kisses and nothing more. He tried to convince me to stay, but I said him about my visa, the girl who was waiting for me in Brazil, the girl who was waiting for him that night in his house, he got something sadder, but I told him “Life is this way, we have to go on. Sooner or later we would hate each other, better to end it with the same love it commenced”.
He took me to the airport, he said good-bye to me, he saw me departing, going to Brazil.
I think he listened to my words, and he is loving who loves him at this moment. Life is to be lived this way.
I still love him, but it’s not the love of the flesh nor that of the heart, it’s a love of friends. I wish him all the happiness of this world, and I think he is happy with Reese, I don’t know her personnally, but she seems to be a good woman, well-intencioned on her love and on her lover.
If we live with and love a man or a woman, just the heart decides it.
Let them live and love!