Doctors to Angelina Jolie: No More Babies!

Let me get this straight……………he’s NEVER treated Angelina? Hmmmmmm.

We need more children of the chosen ones. Who else can save the world as president in 30 years?

wooden legs angelina @ 12/30/2008 at 2:51 pm stupid is right why would she have any more kids naturally? She just had that tummy tuck (why she was MIA after twins were born) … that would be pretty dumb to pay for all that work only to undo it. Then again she is known for doing dumb things … shall we count the ways?
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Dear # 76, yes let’s count the ways…1) loving Brad Pitt 2) Having Brad Pitt’s children 3) winning Oscars, 4) being voted by Time/Newsweek as the Most Influential Philanthropist in the world back-to-back-to-back 5) Being the Top 5 ‘Most Admired Women in the World,’ 6) being the most hard working recognized and successful UN Ambassador in the world 7) being admitted to the Council on Foreign Relations 8) Racking up critical acclaim her entire career for her chosen profession - ACTING - the last two years bring recognition by critics and peers alike 9) Being a great mother that Brad Pitt praises to the gills on National TV saying she is the ‘greatest gift he could ever give children of his.’ 10) Supporting Make It Right with the love of her life buying homes for the displaced 11) Establishing AIDS & Malaria clinics in SE Asia and Ethiopia 12) Sitting on the board of The Millenium Project with Dr Jeffrey Sachs, another admirer whom with she has funded and sponsored millenium villages and schools 13) Setting up her own refugee schools for girls that recently made worldwide news as fostering higher self-esteem in children and affording the children residing in this impoverished destitute places hope 14) Educating and providing recreation to children of U.S, military 15) Being the first celebrity to insure Darfur genocide was on everyone’s radar 16) Sponsoring, funding and then passing legislation and getting it signed by the President to afford financial aid to the most vulnerable, unaccomapnied refugee children fleeing persecution. 17) Establishing KIND, a nationwide network of lawyers and attorneys who will aid and assist these children in obtaining a better life 18) writing best-selling books of which all profits go to refugees 19) Being the most admired in her profession as establishing and inspiring other actors to involve themselves in these projects and efforts to aid the less fortunate 20) Being one of the few, if not the only to NOT have a manipulative lying scummy PR agency behind them, and to NOT give 15% of her salary away to ‘The Deathstar,’ the imagemakers who bribe and manipulate media to present sometimes fraudulent fakery on behalf of their clients - everyone knows she’s to honest for that. 21) Donating more than 8 million dollars to the world less fortunate in the last 8 months alone 22) turning Brad Pitt from a lifeless dead-end existence, staring at empty walls and even emptier shallow people and smoking doobs to escape the misery into the productive, artistic fulfilled, well-loved father of 6 today…I could go on and on and on and on….and you know it!
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But let’s count Maniston’s dumbness: being boring and ugly enough to send Brad Pitt racing from your ass, and leave you eating his dust - is sufficiently DUMB. But 2) the million dollars in plastic surgery that STILL leaves Maniston as ugly as before, 3) playing 4th banana to big male comedy stars and dogs to get on the map while movies she stars in and opens HERSELF (management, traveling, derailed, rumor has it, friends with money) all FLOP, 4) trying like hell to make a movie about old cougars like herself (bahahah), 5) smoking and baking in the sun within an inch of her life, 6) constantly and crazily contradicting herself getting caught in her boring asss’d interviews lying about EVERYTHING from baking cakes (what an idiot..lolol) to Brangelina, and 7) the biggest DUMB move of all (at least that’s what EVERYONE says) is getting dumped by gay douchies with pizz and shat fetishes in front of the whole world - only to go crawling back…NOW THAT, is ONE DUMB WH*RE. Bahahahaha.

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Pattyanne @ 12/30/2008 at 2:55 pm

Liar, liar, pants on fire~! This is laughable. All the conditions stated as reasons for Angie NOT to have more pregnancies are not reasons for a healthy, non-drugy, woman to continue to reproduce to her hearts content. Many women world wide have had multiple c-section deliveries , and it’s not uncommon for women to develop gestational diabetes. None of those reasons are “reasons”….however, the skinny around the celebs now is that Angie has been back on H , and her people worry for her falling weight and ill health….who knows…it’s all about publicity And to those who look for hidden reasons for my logic, there are none. I do not waste my energy “hating” anyone.

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Pattyane:

Be careful what YOU accuse Angelina… where is your proof that she is using any kind of drug? Where are the links (non-tabloids)?

You can be sued for slander, you know.
Jared has your IP address, so it won’t be difficult for Angelina’s lawyers to find YOU and your ilk.

Who CARES about Angie Jolie? She wont even live in the United States she is a media ***** who will only continue to collect children for attention. Sad psycho beeotch

It’s nobody business if she’ll have more children or not!
She and her partner is both able financially, caring and healthy parents… So why does everybody bother if they will, should or are having more kids!
Mind your own business, envy people!!

And do I really have to comment what a b*ll*h*t is this article?!

That article is so funny Jared, there you have pseudo doctors given their expert opinion.
Don’t worry , Angie will be pregnant again because, first Brad is all over her and second, she loves being pregnant!

Crosseyed, excellent post. I could not have written it better than what you accounted in your comment. JJ, thank you for your comment. In this weak economy, OK would do anything to attach a Brangie headline. Star, US Weakly, Life & Syle are living on the “triangle” to save their mags in desperation. As what Brad said in the L.A. TImes interview, his life before Angie was a dead end. His marriage with JA was a dead end.

Boycott this thread. It’s gawbage!

New low Just Jared. Fact checking is essential even if it is a Rag. However, anything to smear AJ. BP and AJ are minding their biz and have been out of sight for weeks. Desperate rags and rabid hens of the Whiny X are looking to smear and will pounce on any story regarding AJ. AJ is a humanitarian, devoted mom. devoted Partner and acclaim actress A rag that quote such a despicable hack is beyond contempt. Posting a thread about is just plain nonsense.

I’m just wondering, why do all this poor people have so many kids and lots of them we know are on real hard core drugs and they have these healthy babies. So what you people are saying is these poor drug up women are healthier than Jolie. I think the reason she had c-section is because she might have a small vjj and it is hard for the baby to pass through. I think Angelina hasnt had as many men as we think. I think people tend to think she must have had lots of men because she is so beautiful, but most times beautiful women donts have lots of dates. I was always considered beautiful and guys always thought I had lots of boyfriends and they were afraid to ask you out.

How do we know he is a real doctor? He could be one of those QUACKS. If he was a real doctor he will have real patients and not analyse phantom patients in trashy magazines or on a blog, real doctors also know about patient’s confidentiality. My boyfriend is a
gynaecologist and I know for sure people who work in hospitals and have access to patients information will never discuss it with a total stranger let alone in a tabloid magazine. You also fear backlash if you are in the private sector because your patients will loose confidence in you and fear you will sell their secrets to the highest bidder.