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Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston: Bride Wars!

Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston: Bride Wars!

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are racing each other to the altar, In Touch claims on its latest amusing cover.

In semi-related news, Aniston and BFFs Courteney Cox and Laura Dern arrived together at the airport in Los Cabos, Mexico on Sunday (December 28).

According to People, Jen’s boyfriend John Mayer is also in town with his brothers. Their separate residences are “a short drive away – and are connected by a private beach perfect for long walks at sunset.”

That means Jen and John will be ringing in the New Year together!

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390 Comments

# 1
[☆I n F a m o u s☆] @ 12/30/2008 at 7:09 pm

….`hahahahahahaha~!

# 2

this is so stupid
although, i hope jennifer gets married first. lol

# 3

this hass really become petty and sad…so sick of hearing about these two women

# 4

Oh Jeez, I thought this months first day brought a new year, not an april fools joke like the cover. Jen must love the free press.

# 5

Confirmation that the rags think fans of Aniston and Jolie and stupid. That’s how they stay in business.

# 6
a realist @ 12/30/2008 at 7:17 pm

John is not thinking of marrying Jen. He already said, he is not that into her on live tv.

# 7

What a crap. They write anything to sell their papers!!!

# 8

angelina jolie is so boring with her 10 kids

# 9

i liked the b chick

hahaha

Seriously they need to stop this crap. Its like Angie and Jen are at war and Angie does not seem to care about Jen let alone talk about her. Apart from Jen talking about them which has started this whole Angie/Brad/Jen crap. Jen is no longer Mrs Pitt or anything to him at the mo apart from maybe a friend. Angie is his partner, lover, and whatever elsse they wanna be known as. Just let the Jolie-Pitts be happy coz the non existence triangle is getting old. John Mayer must feel like second best coz Jen is forever gonna be linked to Brad and Angie which is not right and fair to all parties. I wish Jen/Jon all the best and Brad/Angie a long and happy partnership.

Seriously they need to stop this crap. Its like Angie and Jen are at war and Angie does not seem to care about Jen let alone talk about her. Apart from Jen talking about them which has started this whole Angie/Brad/Jen crap. Jen is no longer Mrs Pitt or anything to him at the mo apart from maybe a friend. Angie is his partner, lover, and whatever elsse they wanna be known as. Just let the Jolie-Pitts be happy coz the non existence triangle is getting old. John Mayer must feel like second best coz Jen is forever gonna be linked to Brad and Angie which is not right and fair to all parties. I wish Jen/Jon all the best and Brad/Angie a long and happy partnership.

I thought Santa Angelina & Pitt stains wern’t getting married until gay people can.

Totally lame, and anybody that buys into it is an idiot.

TEAM BRANGELINA!!!!!

UGGA - wow Jen ANiston is really ugly there - she looks like a camel. I think thats her old face. Look at that nose and the beady eyes. Like Angie and her big red lips, bet Brad likes smootching with her. I have big lips too like angie - juciy ones. hahaha. pretty girl.

Also who the hell cares about who gets married first. Brad and Angie have 6 beautiful kids I am sure they dont care whether they are married or not as long as they are happy, the kids are happy and the all have good health. Marriage is just a bonus not the be all end all. If Jen gets married first good luck to her but seriously who cares, weddings and marriages are overrated, therefore it should not be rushed or taken lightly.

lakers fan in boston @ 12/30/2008 at 7:30 pm

why even post this dumb **** jared
i dont get the point of posts of info from magazines

Chrissina @ 12/30/2008 at 7:30 pm

Awwww, AJ and Brad - her white gown is pretty there…she should wear that. why is john mayer staying up the road? Aren’t they closer than just friends? I think it’s true what they say - she just hired him back for PR. He probably is gettng something out of it.

vanessajonas @ 12/30/2008 at 7:30 pm

team janniston=)

conspiracytheory @ 12/30/2008 at 7:31 pm

The bermuda triangle continues. It seems to me that Aniston and her pr tatics are responsible for the new round of stories. She reignited the triangle in legit publications and the tabloids have followed suit. I wonder if she is proud of all she has accomplished in the past month. The team crap seems to have been restarted for a purpose. I can only imagine what confessions come next since she has more movies to promote. Aniston seems to have no shame whatsoever.

talk about trying to out do each other non stop. and shame on me for reading the garbage

So Jennifer is vacationing with Laura Dern - the woman who was 5 minutes away from marrying Billy Bob Thornton before he ran off with Angelina.
Interesting… I wonder what comes up in their conversations.

How stupid, there not even at war. Those ladies have both moved on, why don’t the media. They are both laughing all the way to the bank.

This is really getting stupid, I hope they all married and we don’t have to hear about all this crap..

Mr. Blonde @ 12/30/2008 at 7:35 pm

How could you possibly know that, #20?

What’s not to say this story is just some idiocy that a tabloid thought up all on their own?

Goodbye I had enough… Happy New Year everyone Be Safe & Happy!

just saying @ 12/30/2008 at 7:44 pm

Angelina and Brad have nothing to prove to anyone besides themselves. They are happy and in love and a piece of paper doesn’t mean sh**.

This is the same magazine that is saying obama and oprah may be having an affair!? It has been 3 years! 3 years! Omg, seriously the world needs to move on…Oh wait but someone had to mention brad and angelina in an interview to try and sell her dog movie..omg!

Economic recession must be hitting hard on these tab. digging the old garbage out again . whoever believed those lies ?

Did you hear that Jennifer was going to try to create some Oscar buzz for her movie? Yep. So she is going to attend the Academy Awards, NAKED! Get it? Sorry, have to admit I laughed when I heard it. That is the closest she will get to Oscar buzz!

Wow, sounds really serious for Aniston and Mayer. Staying in separate residences in the same town? WOW! Able to walk to see each other? Definitely soulmates forever. This is news? I have neighbors whose residences are close enough to walk to, but we aren’t getting married.

# 20 u are really confused huh? Did you dear forget Angie do no wrong FIRST started this crap with her comments about their kids being able to see them in mr & Mrs Smith and how not many kids can see when/where their parents fell in love? How come you, and other Brangie adoring fans never see this, and how about “I would like a sit down with Jennifer”…>Remember that one????Of cause not! You # 20 are part of this sick “triangle” that gets sicker and sicker. Jen answers ALL of Angie’s comments and is crucified for it, why?? Why? Is she not allowed to RESPOND to the perfect AJ? I think she is.
But it’s posters like you who keep this crap going. Jen has a #1 movie out, is now in Mexico with John and Courtney and David, and Angie is in France with Brad..I don’t even think THEY are saying what you are. You and other’s have to stop, this is really, sick! Move on, Jen did, but the hate for her is so strong that if she dares breathe, posters like you, scream foul! Enough…MOVE ON! And stop blaming Jen, she is having a grand old time with Mayer, and I don’t think is thinking of Angie and Brad anymore..it’s people like you, who keep this alive.

marley&me2 @ 12/30/2008 at 8:11 pm

Jen’s movie beat the pants off Brads and you all can’t take it! SOOOOOO Happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At last…………………………………….
She has cutie John Mayer, and Brad has Angie, and they all moved on, except the nuts on here! lol.

eyakazumi @ 12/30/2008 at 8:20 pm

why jennifer keeps talking about brad and angie ? haven’t she realized angelina never bother to answer any of her comments or whatsoever!? she just wanted to be the talk of the town to gain popularity that’s why she keeps talking about brad and angie. why she can’t leave these two alone. can’t she see it brad and angie are extremely happy…

Oopsy_daisy @ 12/30/2008 at 8:26 pm

Team Brangelina, stop calling the kettle black! What goes around comes around. As a member of Team Aniston, I really don’t care what Angelina did or did not do. It’s a free country. She didn’t kill anyone. So what if she had an affair with Brad while he was still married to Jen. I don’t care about that. They can have their big happy family. Good for those kids. What I couldn’t stand is the fact that Angie started airing out their dirty laundry to everyone, but expect Jen to stay quiet about it? C’mon, that’s not right. Angie has every right to say whatever she feels like it, and so does Jen. I’m just happy to see Jen has the #1 movie and is happy where she is now.

Laura Dern and Jennifer Aniston?!?!? hahahaha…. Now that is funny! Two women who loss their men to Angelina Jolie… They’re going to get together and talk trash about Angelina but Angelina don’t give a hoot!!!! She’s stable and found someone that can support her. JA didn’t seem like she was supporting Brad… So now Brad found someone that is supporting him too…

So those two teenagers can talk all they want about Angelina…

I think it’s hilarious!!

Oopsy_daisy @ 12/30/2008 at 8:26 pm Team Brangelina, stop calling the kettle black! What goes around comes around. As a member of Team Aniston, I really don’t care what Angelina did or did not do. It’s a free country. She didn’t kill anyone. So what if she had an affair with Brad while he was still married to Jen. I don’t care about that. They can have their big happy family. Good for those kids. What I couldn’t stand is the fact that Angie started airing out their dirty laundry to everyone, but expect Jen to stay quiet about it? C’mon, that’s not right. Angie has every right to say whatever she feels like it, and so does Jen. I’m just happy to see Jen has the #1 movie and is happy where she is now.
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Oh, shut the hell up with the team this and that ****!!! In fact, get the **** out of Jr High and enter real life.

eh magazines can’t think of anything better to write about these days

Uh, wake up call. Jen is a third or 4th banana in this movie - after the dog, owen, and the kids.
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Furthermore, she’s the films weak spot - all the critics are saying it - they say the film sucks donkey ballzz, her acting in PARTICULAR sucks and her new plastic face is a “distraction.”
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So get a clue - the only reason she was losing her mind promoting this film, and in her sad desperation doing anything she could think of to pimp it out - short of f**king charlie gibson on air (and all for a family dog movie that got critically panned??? lol would she have stripped for beverly hills chijauja too?? hahahaha) is because after her 3 straight to dvd releases where she was the headliner - she had to prove her mettle..that she was willing to promote like a banshee even if it wasn’t her movie.
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Not that this will mean jacksh*t to the studios - they know this was a bestselling dog book, and that beverly hills chijauja was number one two weeks in a row - with NO name people in it. In other words, Jennifer Love Hewett or Janet Reno could have played Wilson’s ‘wife,’ and the movie still come in at number one. It was up against a nazi and an arthouse flick that was opening in half the theaters the dog show was. LOL
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That’s what makes Maniston so dumb and pathetically cheesey. LOL
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News bulletin: The Movie is called Marly & Me. Is Maniston Marley?? NO!! Is Maniston “Me?” NO!!
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…and there you have it. HAHAHAHAH!!
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Later assshats. :-D

Tabloid trash. God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s wherever they are.

It’s that home-wrecker jolie’s fault! ya’ll can say “Maniston” all you want, no one gives a f***. Angie was the one that stole Jen’s man when they were married and her and Bard only know as the “power couple” and that’s all they’ll ever be,

I so agree with #33 it’s so funny how all the haters were saying her movie was going to bomb and since it rocked they are now talking smack. Loved the movie, Love her and cutie John Mayer together and could care less about Brangelina.

nakedoldjennextdoor @ 12/30/2008 at 9:07 pm

Jen has another bad movie to pimp soon, so there will be a lot more crap like this, next she’ll drag her mother out of the cellar for a PR moment or a sex tape with johnrubberfacemayer
EEWWWWWW

#43 YOU’RE AND IDIOT

I since fear. That’s why we have two blog from stupid tabloid magazines. Sad slow day. For sure the tabloids have found out that Jen and B/A fans are stupid enough to fall for this ignorant junk every time. That’s why they put this out. That’s why they put this up today. Stupid posters.

Jennyho & peeboy @ 12/30/2008 at 9:14 pm

Please Maniston is there with Laura Dern, aka Miss serial homewrecker with kids and Mayer and her bros.
..cause Maniston is a ho who has just promoted group s*x in GQ.
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Bet her, the urinator and her bros will have a foursome in her child molester of a friend’s place (joe francis compound) while Dern will chase another married man with kids like she did with BBT and her present husband who was very much married with kids (like BBT) when she had an affair with him forcing him to divorce and making sure he married her right away and don’t escape like BBT. BBT knew that she is just into the chase thing, he refused to marry her after he divorced his wife for her !

these chics just got a new movie coming

last one @ 12/30/2008 at 8:44 pm .
Furthermore, she’s the films weak spot - all the critics are saying it - they say the film sucks donkey ballzz, her acting in PARTICULAR sucks and her new plastic face is a “distraction.”

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Is that so…? Links please.

It´s really quite pathetic how some of you people act. You went on and on how this movie was going to be a big flop (even though it´s based on a hugely popular book) and then it came out on top, even broke some records if I recall correctly and then you´re like: That has nothing to do with Jennifer yada yada….
The bottom line is that a movie starring Jennifer beat a movie starring Brad Pitt, it´s as simple as that no matter how you try to twist and turn things.
Not that I really give a flying **** about this bullshit competition. I will probably see both movies eventually, Marley and me because I really loved the book and The curious case of Benjamin Button because David Fincher is an excellent film maker.

damn jen!
you hate her that much? it doesnt matter who gets married first as long as you and angie are both happy with ur husbands!!

Jared, for pete’s sake… one trash tabloid thread wasn’t enough for one day? You had to post TWO??

If Aniston is stupid enough to marry Mayer the Player, she’d better have an iron-clad prenup. Otherwise he will take every cent she’s got and run off with a twenty-something. He doesn’t give a sh*t for that stupid airhead and it’s time she and her idiot fans realized it. Mayer’s a jerk. He doesn’t care about anybody but himself.

no more please @ 12/30/2008 at 9:26 pm

IT WILL BE 2009 IN A DAY.

THIS CRAP IS OLD OLD OLD AND IS A TAB LIE LIE LIE.

ANYONE WHO REACTS TO THIS IN ANY NEGATIVE OR OUTRAGED WAY IS NOTHING BUT AN IDIOT!!!!

GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!!

MOVE ON!!!

BRAD AND ANGIE ARE HAPPY AND IN LOVE !!

JEN AND JOHN ARE HAPPY AND IN LOVE!!!

THE END, THE END, THE END.

He posts the trash tabloids because he knows that a lot of “trash” like yourself will give him loads of repeat hits on this one little thread.

Who actually buys In Touch, it is the crapiest magazine, wouldn’t pay a cent for that crap. It is really funny in a way. They try to undermine Angie in any way they can but in the process has made her more famous. Got to hand it to the girl, she is very important indeed.
For these magazines to survive they must have her name in their paper or front cover to sell. They are practically saying without Angie’s name fronting our cover our magazine will not sell, in a way it is a compliment she is so famous and the publicity has elevated her to an icon level not that I don’t think she deserved it, God knows she does but it is obvious that in their quest to bring her down they have solidified her position amongst the best in her profession and the respect she commands internationally and from people in authority speakes for itself. She is admired the world over and her popularity continues to escalate. This year alone she has achieved so much and been nominated for so many different awards big and small. All these recognitions are for being loved by many. The thing I most admire in her is the way she carries herself. Doesn’t say much or try to respond to the inuendos in the trashy papers, when they can’t read her mind they make up these stories and when they think they know her she comes out and does something that throws them and make them look stupid and bigger fools. It makes them look like small kids been scolded by their mom — it’s funny. First, it was oh she was pregnant, she’s having another twins, then getting married, proposed to Brad and Brad was relunctant, Now she and horseface are racing who gets to the alter first, Oh I forgot they had prenup of $200m and adopting a 7th child. I’m waiting for the next news which I’m sure will come out before the New Year arrives. In one day we have had 2 news, the fake doctor analysis and now marriage plans compliment of In Touch, waiting for one from STAR, they always go hand in hand with In Touch. By tomorrow night they will come up with their own breaking News, May be ths time it will read, MANISTON STOLEN SHILOH IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT AND BRAD CHASING AFTER HER WITH A SHORTGUN !!. That will be some news.

JP fans you should be happy if Jen and John will marry. At last Jen could stop stalking Angie and Brad.

blue diamonds @ 12/30/2008 at 9:42 pm

# 32
mayanne @ 12/30/2008 at 8:06 pm

# 20 u are really confused huh? Did you dear forget Angie do no wrong FIRST started this crap with her comments about their kids being able to see them in mr & Mrs Smith and how not many kids can see when/where their parents fell in love?

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mayanne…Brad told Rolling Stone magazine that he and Angie fell in love on the Mr & Mrs Smith set, but Jen is silent as a mouse.

Why did Jen go off when Angie said it, but she is silent when Brad said the same thing.?! She is a tranny looking phony, thats why.

2GOOD2B4GOTTEN @ 12/30/2008 at 9:43 pm

Dear dhj, you toxic bitter jealous b*tch — Interesting that jen is on vacation with Laura Dern, a woman who is an ACTUAL real life adulteresss who cheated with Billy Bob Thornton when she was married to Pietra Thornton, and who ALSO cheated with Ben Harper when he was married and his wife was 6 mos. months pregnant — why do you think Harper’s first wife and Dern have children that are only 6 months apart in age?? Hahaha. She’s an UGLY ***** rank wh*re. Do you think Jen ever asks Laura, ‘I’m so sorry that I’m accusing Angelina of doing nothing but being next for Brad, since I know Brad did not cheat while we were together and I told Vanity Fair that exact thing - but tell me, Laura and Courtney Cox (who lived with married Michael Keaton) what’s it like to be REAL wh*res???

blue diamonds @ 12/30/2008 at 9:44 pm

#57… Brad fell in love with Angie during the filming of Mr & Mrs Smith, and he is still in love with her.. HIS WORDS. So get over it.

to Jill @ 12/30/2008 at 9:29 pm

Too chicken to use your own name when you post to me, bítch?

Jillian B @ 12/30/2008 at 9:51 pm

People are obsessed with ugly duckling Jen Aniston.

Horseface must be obsessed about Jolie, took Laura Dern on holiday to talk about Angie and her fans said she is over Brad, they must be blind or in denial. At this rate she is heading towards breakdown. What future can peeboy have when the woman who says she adores him is still pinning for ex that thinks she is deadend and doesn’t want her. While Angie and Brad are having wonderful time with their children horseface is thinking about them 24/7 on her holiday. It sounds like disaster to me, life must be depressing. Life will always suck because she has done about everything and sill a loser.

Going naked didn’t help her
Crawled back to peeboy — didn’t help
Sold her soul to the devil magazines — still no lasting happiness.
Now Laura Dern new bff ——- it will be money wasted like the rest of the fruitless adventures in her effort to get Brad back.

Another solution her fans can take to her is to find a Brad Pitt mask so new lover can put it on when he’s shagging her. That will help.

marley&me2

Who is being nominated for all the awards and been recognised in the Guinness BooK of Records as the Most Powerful Couple in Hw Ha ha ha

Winning without recognition from your peers is trash like her and her dog movie, In the end Brad will win hands down and with awards.

Good lord, first the “OK” magazine cover with the BS story about how Angie shouldn’t have any more babies, and now this? These tabloids can’t come up with any real news these days can they? At this rate *I* could publish a tabloid. I’d just sit at my computer making stuff up all day long and then charge people $3 to read my fictional stories!

kay @ 12/30/2008 at 8:53 pm
It’s that home-wrecker jolie’s fault! ya’ll can say “Maniston” all you want, no one gives a f***. Angie was the one that stole Jen’s man when they were married and her and Bard only know as the “power couple” and that’s all they’ll ever be,

Are you stupid or what. Did you not hear Brad. He did not want maniston having his kids. It was a DEADEND relationship Didn’t love horseface maniston. The man hates maniston simple. Don’t feel too bad, that’s life. Go watch CR interview again may be second time will help you understand it.

Oopsy_daisy @ 12/30/2008 at 10:24 pm

Len LT @ 12/30/2008 at 8:43 pm ———
Oh, shut the hell up with the team this and that ****!!! In fact, get the **** out of Jr High and enter real life.

Thank you for your feedback. Totally respect you telling me to shut up. It’s your right. Please respect my right to speak as well. That was very mature of you, definitely an “out of Jr. High” act.

Bella #49 - If you go to RottenTomatoes and read the reviews of Marley, Maniston and Me, one of the movie critics wrote that Maniston’s cheek implants were extremely bothersome throughout the movie.

Research much? Read it for a good laugh.

Like I said before, in two weeks, M&M will be a distant memory as the JP’s reign over the award ceremonies this year.

It’s no big deal cuz all of these peeps got so much money and all the publicity (good or bad) keeps people buzzing about them which helps them all sell what they got to sell.

Simple sales work….

blue diamonds @ 12/30/2008 at 9:42 pm

Did you also watch Brad on CR and read what Brad said in the Times on the 26/12 that his marriage to maniston was DEADEND, dead kaput , finshed. Didn’t want her having his kids, marriage has neen dead for a long time. Deal with it

Oopsy_daisy @ 12/30/2008 at 10:42 pm

BTW, you all know this kind of talk about pro-Aniston or pro-Angelina is just a distraction from our daily boring life, which has gone more miserable lately due to economic crisis. Deep down inside, I don’t really give a fig about any of them. What I’m doing it’s called VENTING. Sometimes, I went to CNN message board and vent about any politicians that I was not happy. Many of us are doing it to relieve the stress of everyday life.

Please….. life is already hard enough. Do you have to be so harsh to criticize any of us for expressing our opinions?

They should call Laura Dern and amniston get togethe.

“THE WOMEN SCORNED CLUB”

disapointed @ 12/30/2008 at 11:01 pm

real fans get out from this thread this is not even a thread go back to brad thread. Jared you are letting us d own by putting angie as a tabloid girl. She is not a tabloid girl. She is someone who respectable person who take her job seriously and her UN work. Don’t post this kind of posts about her.Don’t back stab her. Don’t make us to leave you one by one. We come here everyday because we really think you are justified than the rest of the tabs and gossip sites who loves to bash angie but you are proven to be the same when it comes to this about her. Please stop doing this to angie.

disapointed @ 12/30/2008 at 11:01 pm

real fans get out from this thread this is not even a thread go back to brad thread. Jared you are letting us d own by putting angie as a tabloid girl. She is not a tabloid girl. She is someone who respectable person who take her job seriously and her UN work. Don’t post this kind of posts about her.Don’t back stab her. Don’t make us to leave you one by one. We come here everyday because we really think you are justified than the rest of the tabs and gossip sites who loves to bash angie but you are proven to be the same when it comes to this about her. Please stop doing this to angie.

Fcuk. Jared.

Yep.

Did.

she’s tagging along with the Arquettes AGAIN. Damn woman stop appearing so desperate.

I went to the movies on Monday and Marley & Me was packed. I decided to see Yes Man instead. I don’t want to see Marley b/c he dies. Plus Jen is too uptight and can’t act.

she should stop hanging out with the arquettes if she wants to spare herself the embarrassment of another poor Jen story. She appears like a third wheel all alone on NYE. She has to know the media will be there. why does she continue to humiliate herself?

She has no man. John gayer is just a publicity stunt.

Okay Jen and John should get married first.
I bet it’s not gonna last for a year!!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!

So what if M&M beat out Benjamin Button in the FIRST weekend. In addition, many reviews are saying that it’s falsly advertised as a PG movie and is not really for kids given all the nudity, cursing and adult themes. And M&M has no chance for any professional nods. At any rate, I’ll be spending my money on BB. Aniston’s movies usually aren’t very good. I prefer watching Angie and Brad act in roles with substance.

So what if M&M beat out Benjamin Button in the FIRST weekend. In addition, many reviews are saying that it’s falsly advertised as a PG movie and is not really for kids given all the nudity, cursing and adult themes. And M&M has no chance for any professional nods. At any rate, I’ll be spending my money on BB. Aniston’s movies usually aren’t very good. I prefer watching Angie and Brad act in roles with substance.

Brad is never gonna marry Jolie.
You can’t turn a ho into a wife

karma for brad @ 12/31/2008 at 12:37 am

JEN IS LAUGING HER ASS OFF IN MEXICO THAT SHE HUMILIATED HER X AT THE BOX OFFICE!!!!

karma for brad @ 12/31/2008 at 12:50 am

MONDAY BOX OFFICE-
JEN IS STILL #1
BRAD IS STILL #3

M&M will be playing in 66 countries.
BB will only be in 30!!!

Jen will be kicking Brad’s ass worldwide!!!

#85, you’re a total idiot! will you precious idol jen be walking on the red carpet during award season? ha! didn’t think so! and M&M is a DOG movie, jen played a role that anyone could have acted in! critics criticized her and was distracted by her ugly face!

No, er put down the pipe #84….Jen was a 4th banana in a critically SAVAGED really awful bad Owen Wilson/DOG vehicle in which she played 4th banana and got the worst reviews of all, and got called out for her plastic face — BAHAHAHA!! …. so why would she be ‘laughing her ass off,’ when Brad’s very artsy critically acclaimed up the wazoo film showing in 1500 fewer theaters came in second, and has garnered him the best reviews of his entire career (along with GG noms, SAG noms, CCA noms, and possible Oscar noms??) - while Maniston is being shown up by a canine??? :lol: LOLOL How f**king sad. With that kind of logic, the Beverly Hills Chijuajau should be lording it over Kate Winslet and Leo and laughing - is that right??? Tell Maniston to try and stop her OWN movies from going ’straight to dvd’ (you know the ones in which she is not 3rd fiddle to yet another big male comedy star, and a PET (boy she’s getting worse). LOL That seems to be her lot in life, playing ‘the wife/gf’ of big male comedy kings…(though she’s kinda too old for the gf parts now) …Stiller, Carey, Vaughn, Wilson…hahaha….all that’s left now is Sandler and Will Farrell.

Oh, and sorry #85 - the rest of the world doesn’t give a f*ck about ugly women with no talent — Button came in #1 in both Australia and Canada. They know quality when they see it - and can recognize a cheesey TV movie of the week vehicle starring a post suicidal funny king, and a desperate wannabe TV sit-com hack. Nice try though. See you at the Globes, losers…– oh, wait…nevermind. Hahahahaha!

time to let go @ 12/31/2008 at 1:18 am

Yikes. What nastiness.

Brad and Angie are a fabulously matched couple - regardless of the circumstances under which they came to be. Angie says about herself that she’ll never be anything more or less than what she is - a tatooed punk kid. And she’s happy. And Brad’s happy.

Jen has rebounded beautifully. She’s making films again. She started up a new production company with her best friend Hahn and they already have three movies in production. Jen herself has said that she’s ready for some new things in life beyond acting.

Good for all of them. They’re doing good things for themselves and good things for the world (Jolie-Pitt foundation and St. Jude’s Research). No one ever said they had to be the same as each other. They’re not. It’s time to exit this story and move on to another story. Maybe something positive like how three people can make really great things happen out of awkward and sometimes painful circumstances. That would be a great column to read.

What’s with the separate residences and entorages? What’s with Courtney and Laura’s husbands letting them tramp around with John’s bro and friend(not other brother as the report states)? Do Court and Laura have marital problems going on? Why aren’t J&J rooming together this time? It seems weird to me….

Remember, tho, John is going around saying he loves her and looking all glowy! Humph!

The only one of the three Angie hasn’t screwed is Courtney Cox and only because her husband is ugly and stupid. John Mayer took his brothers for who? Maybe her friends need a good time too esp. from those trolls they are married to. Maybe Jen wants a sandwich for New years, hey, she can pay for any kind of three layered sandwich she wants. Plus John Mayer likes to be skewered.

Oh whatever, how can anyone buy this?

blue diamonds @ 12/30/2008 at 9:44 pm #57… Brad fell in love with Angie during the filming of Mr & Mrs Smith, and he is still in love with her.. HIS WORDS. So get over it.
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Brad and Angie are open and candid about their lives together, largely because the media and paparazzi intrudes on just about all of their life or make up stories about their private like. For examaple in Out Touch recent article about the triangle. My sister bought it for me because she knows I like Angie and Brad, but not the X. If the X is on it, then don’t get it. The cover had Angie an the X, the aricle is mostly good for a chance - they call JA out on all the inappropriate and tacky things she said about Angie, using Zahara and Knox in a silly, off the wall joke where she sees her self hagging with Brad and the kids, specifically Kahara and Knox. (I guessd Angie is not in the X’s fantasy.) That little sad joke tells me volumes about her wanting to still be a part of Brad’s life. She intentional insults Angie, knowing the media would come to the X rescue agan and they did. How dumb or prejudice is the media? And then she says selling newborn pictures for charity is not right. Giving millions of dollars to needy and worthwhile humanitarian endevears is insignificant to X. She did say on the Larry King show in 2005 that charity is not her thing. A veil reference and dig at Angie. On another interview in 2005 the male host did not mention the divorce or the triangle. But she stated oh, I use to be married to Brad Pitt. Why said such a thing - she wanted the pity party from the audience.

So here we are again dealing with all depressing tirangle stuff. I notice it is usually female hosts, reporters who keep comparing her to Angie. Its like Angie is the gold standard against which all others are measured. And Brad represents the man many,many women would love to have.
So now the PR team and media are trying now to show that the X is a bigger star that Brad. One dog movie does not put a B rate actress in the same level as Brad. In Hollywood its not a good sign when you have to play in a dog movie - the dog was the star in the audience mind - that is what sold that movie. That dog movie made money because Americans love dogs and always go to dog movies. It would have made the same amount of money even if the X was not in it. In fact, someone else might have drawn more into the seats - she comes across as phony, selfish, likes her limited, enclosed celebrity life. She is vain and calculating. So I might have gone to see the dog movie if she was not in it. Katherine Heigl, Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway, even Angie would have better. Angie great timing and her facial expressions are priceless, she has warmth and kindness that comes out in her movies, even when she play Lara Croft. And you like in Girl Interrupted even though she paid the bad girl, and her voice is captivating.

Marley and Owen Wilson were the stars of the movie, JA was just a supporting role that any actress with limited skills could have acquired. The only thing that made her stand out was the puffiness of her face cheekimplants? Facelift? Nose job? It wa something and it made her look like the waitress from Cheers. I’m stumped too #90 but remember John brought his brother and a friend. Maybe John is hooking up with the friend and his brother is going to try to score the old cougars. You know something is up with this unsual vacation group. Hey, hubbys where are you all? Probably hooked up with John Mayer’s sisters, whoa.

comments continue - also Reese Withertspoon would have great in that role. That was truly a role fits all. Actresses like Angie who can play a varity of roles and stamps her on unique interpretation on the role - so that you cannot imigine anybody else playing, or not as Angie’s performance. On the You Tube there are young women who act ouy scenes from Girl, Interrupted. Always Angie’s scenes. And Lara Croft - only Angie was the life embodiment of LC. Angie was prefect for the role and did a brillent performance. Yet the Academy nominated Cate Blanchett and the Queen again. Cate is good but she has limitations in her range. She has very litte chemisty in romance roles. Angie plays them all and has a sensuousness that comes off the screen. Brad Angie should get Oscars for their performances this year, or at least nominate them. The gave top tier performances, taking the audience with them through the entire movie. That’s why they each or true movie stars and great actors.

JustJared, why do you always do that, featuring tabloid news. You are definitely doing this for money. Is it for your business’ survival? It’s not doing any good for celebrities concerned. Using tabloid stories for your threads is very unfair. It’s unfair for celebrities as well as for their respective fans and supporters. Please don’t use the tabloid stories as they always put them in a negative light. You are definitely resorting to this kind of inhuman way just to get hits for your blog. You know news from tabloids are all crap yet you want to feature crap stories. They are lies you know that. I know you are not that naive. You want their fans to fight continuously and in the process getting hits at the expense of both celebrities. They are still human. Have a heart. I may be a supporter of a particular celebrity but I hate it when it’s very obvious what the motive of this blog is all about. You are not only using celebrities but also the fans. It’s too much!!!
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Why don’t you feature something about the celebrities using legitimate & reputable sources and publications and let their respective supporters write comments and help your blog. That is not something hard to do, right?!
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Where is your good common sense JJ???
Please look for it. It’s kinda lost !!!

Angie was prefect for the role OF MARIANE PEARL and did a brillent performance

b chick @ 12/30/2008 at 7:14 pm

this is so stupid
although, i hope jennifer gets married first. lol

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Ooooh, yes, I hope Jennifer gets married to John Mayer. They are both perfect for each other. I can’t think of a better matched pair.

Oopsy_daisy @ 12/30/2008 at 10:24 pm Len LT @ 12/30/2008 at 8:43 pm ———
Oh, shut the hell up with the team this and that ****!!! In fact, get the **** out of Jr High and enter real life.

Thank you for your feedback. Totally respect you telling me to shut up. It’s your right. Please respect my right to speak as well. That was very mature of you, definitely an “out of Jr. High” act.
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You’re welcome. You should respect someone when that person gives you great tips about how to live your life since you passive aggressive sad of a fan sicken me. With all the whining “please respect my right as I respect yours, you can speak up about who you like, they both are okay blah blah blah” and yet you picked a team to be on.

And look at what you wrote,

“What I couldn’t stand is the fact that Angie started airing out their dirty laundry to everyone, but expect Jen to stay quiet about it?”

Excuse you, did Angie say what you said above? If yes, please enlighten me, otherwise, stop the team this and that and she started it first ****. It’s childish.

JJ THREADS BASED ON TABLOID NEWS OR STORIES SHOULD NEVER BE SUPPORTED.
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JJ THREADS BASED ON TABLOID NEWS THAT USUALLY GIVE FABRICATED STORIES OR LIES DO NOT DESERVE “HITS”/ COMMENTS/ POSTS FROM THE FANS OF THE CELEBRITIES AND THE PUBLIC.

…and I could still care less….

and why do you care about the life and times of people you don
t even know….

I am a Jennifer fan and i wish her well for the new year.Happy new year everybody I wish 2009 makes this nonsense stop.

Can’t the tabs just stfu! Lies, lies and more lies.

It’s OK Magazine, folks. Just plain trash.

omg this is pathetic! They arent racing to the aisle. The tabloids are soooooo pathetic

katarina2 @ 12/31/2008 at 7:11 am

julianne#67 - Go back to Rotten Tomatoes and check out Angelina Jolie. Her ENTIRE CAREER has a “Fresh rating” of 27%!! That’s right, almost a full three-quarters of her films have been certifiably rubbish.
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Pushing Tin? Life or Something Like It? Original Sin? Alexander? Foxfire? Playing God? Classics, I tell you, CLASSICS!!! Even the much vaunted Changeling was both a critical and commercial disappointment, after selling out her children’s right to privacy to the media and everything…

Angelina has already had a marriage to Brad, she said awhile back that Maddox decided to marry them (the whole ceremony was done in French) just with the family. Having your child perform your wedding ceremony - Angie wins!

I also wonder what’s with the separate residences.

Ashley Banks @ 12/31/2008 at 8:44 am

Angie Jolie will never marry that fool. BOTTOM line, she got you all sprung on her relatiionship biut she know it ain’t gonna last..neva! She gives BrAD PITT’S fans what thety wanna hear.. marriage & religion is the only way for thopse fat ass middle american woman… so what does ANgie do? you know hwat she do,.. she pretend to give them what they want.

Ashley Banks @ 12/31/2008 at 8:47 am

Katarina, and what does Brad do? he dated famous woman, sells his family out, sells new orleans out.. he chooses good co stars and directors and that’s how he doe s it. it damn sure aint’ his actng that got him this far.

Ashley Banks @ 12/31/2008 at 8:49 am

Does Johnny depp and sean penn have to sell his family out the way Pitt does> I don’t think so. How in te world does he get more respect than someone who has better acting chops than he does?

Ashley Banks @ 12/31/2008 at 8:52 am

BTW, how wAS Changelina a critical miss when she’s getting all the awards? The peeps abroad are wondering why the American critics dissed Clint because if it was just them she would get an 80% at rotten tomatoes.
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Obviously the American People/critics are hating on her for the wrong reasons.

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Why not hate on PItt for his singular expression in Button? But then that would go against middle American standards.

Ashley Banks @ 12/31/2008 at 8:55 am

OOPs I meant women, not woman. ahahatahha

Ashley Banks @ 12/31/2008 at 9:02 am

Middle america shouldn’t dictate who is good and who is not, But that’s the way shiiit works. F middle america!

Ashley Banks @ 12/31/2008 at 9:03 am

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you, middle american trash! keep yo ass away from pop culture.

I’m sure this report is crap! but even if it is true, this will be Jennifer’s 2nd marriage and Angelina’s 3rd … no doubt the odds of their marriages lasting are not too good!

BUT WAIT! I thought Pitt wasn’t going to married until EVERYONE could?

Oh that’s right, him and Jolie are going to be hypocrites again.

Once again, they’ll use their children for their own benefit.

Wouldn’t a double wedding be sublime?

And instead of serving the guest lobster,

they served DUCK!!!!

Ashley Banks, I’m not american (or “middle”)!
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Another poster brought up Rotten Tomatoes and the article is entitled “Bride Wars” so the only relevant comparison is between AJ & JA’s critical success, and whilst their careers both suck, AJ’s stinks like a dog that died choking on a skunk. As for the awards this year - Meryl Streep got a GG nom for the much-derided Mamma Mia!(!) The reviews for Changeling worldwide have generally been average (hence it’s “Certified Rotten” status) and just look at the US box office - 60-70% LESS than either Million Dollar Baby or Mystic River, both of which had much less visible lead actors and equivalent budgets.
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Oh, and I’m not a fan of Brad Pitt’s either, although I have enjoyed a few of his film’s in the past, because he’s the other one selling out his children when he needs positive publicity and that’s just a little too cynical for my tastes…

Aniston the hag @ 12/31/2008 at 10:31 am

katarina2 @ 12/31/2008 at 10:13 am

Yeah right you JENHAG what do you know about acting when your IDOL is somebody who don’t even know how to act even when her life depends on it. Angelina’s career suck ? where have you been living lately under a rock? Angelina is the highest paid actress in Hollywood she gets 15-20 million dollars per movie do you think producers will pay her that amount if her career is like MANISTON?? NOT so stop posting crap out of your ass. YOU are like your idol whiny, shallow and a LIAR.

I understood Angelina Jolie’s quote of children seeing their parents etc as meaning falling in love in the film. You usually only fall in love if you’ve already fallen out of love elsewhere…brad had a hole in his heart and AJ filled it. All the rest is silly. JA and BP fell out of whatever they had. I hope JA marries someone fast but I highly doubt it because on her own merit she is in the same boat as the rest of the Friends casts - no publicity and JA’s ambition wouldn’t survive that and coupled with the fact that she cannot open a film would mean she would fade away….her latest is star casted by a dog and Owen Wilson. However, she is sensible in picking a best selling book because that guarantees interest in the film and guaranteed sales for tickets - even if the film is hideous.

people take sides in crap like this and that’s pitiful. i think jen’s completely over the divorce contrary to what people may think and this ‘race to the altar’ thing is another make-up story to sell this issue. the sadder thing is, people continue to buy these kind of stories.

I like the JPs, big fan of their work, glad they are getting noms, well deserved. Am sick of this Jennifer media-made triangle. Wish the mags would leave it alone. I think the mags that start staying away from this ridiculous FOUR YEAR OLD done-wrong romance will have better sales. Seriously, Jennifer and Brad’s marriage has been over FOUR YEARS, it’s done, who cares now, I sense a public revolt on this, enough! All the tabs and mags that keep focusing on this DEAD END STORY, well, it’s getting tiresome and maybe that’s why their sales are down, mags are hurting nowdays, they need a new story!! Is there no other celebrity gossip around, must this story go one again in 2009 too?

whatever! these two girls deserve happiness. let them be happy with their respective men. i don’t think this is any stunt from either side especially jen’s. this is another of the seemingly endless efforts of gossip mags to keep the brangelinnifer triangle alive.

#124 Oh, please, “especially Jen’s” you are referring to the all time Media Ho; she and her Stephen Huvane stop at nothing to keep her name aiive…..and for what? She offers nothing in my view except a lot of skin and inane interviews over inane movies and inane personal baggage. It is Angelina who takes the Hollywierd high road and says nothing to feed this never ending media exploitation. There’s class and there’s trash. You pick.

I see nothing has changed. Another triangle story once again. YAWN!

dianad1968 @ 12/31/2008 at 12:35 pm

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kalie,

We all hoped Jen was over the divorce….h*ll it was four years ago. And then she brought up a quote Angie made 2 years ago, and called it “uncool”. But she didn’t stop there, as a matter of fact she was just getting started, as you can see from her GQ interview. If that is the image of someone over a divorce, I would hate to see how she acted when she wasn’t over it. Wait, we already had that in 2005 with all of her snarky comments, and her VF interview.

The woman is nuts, and gives new meaning to “a woman scorned”.

I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy & healthy New Year..and to my friends A safe and Happy One..God Bless..
To Angie & Brad & beautiful children, And Jen & John and her wonderful friends Happy New Year..
I hope on the !st that we can move on b/c we all have different opinions and it will never stop.. be nice be happy & be loved…and most of all be safe!!!
There all Happy and if you can’t see I don’t know what you call it…let it go already…PEACE!!!

a realist @ 12/31/2008 at 1:11 pm

The non-sense will stop when Jen stops making comments about Angie.

Jen is so unfortunate looking. I don’t know what her appeal is to movie makers.

realist @ 12/31/2008 at 1:11 pm The non-sense will stop when Jen stops making comments about Angie.

What? And become irrelevant like the rest of her Friends cast? Not a hope, remember Tate Donovan who said she is ‘too ambitious and high maintenance?” She is over the divorce, her ego is just not over the fact that Brad traded WAY UP. It is snarky jealousy……..this broad thinks she is something else again, and it dam right pizzed that Angie makes her look so average in the looks and talent and fame dept.

When you have too much money, not enough brains or maturity and too much unearned fame, this is what you get…..a flake. Brad figured it out and got outa Dodge and got the real beauty, the real great person and mother and the real talent and heart. She hates them both for all of it.

She trashes Angie and praises Brad and he came back with a real slap in her botoxed and implanted face. Hope she is still stinging from it. He chose to leave his dead end life and he chose Angie to mother his children. If that ain’t enough to make people realize once and for all HE wanted out, he wasn’t lured, then they are too stupid to count as an opinion. No one can argue with Brad’s own truth so clearly expressed in the LA Times…….he even did it in her local newspaper. Good on you, Brad. It was time to take the gloves off and throw a punch. Funny how silent she has been since then……..no uncool statements about Brad because she knows if she pushes her luck any further he will say more and that terrifies her because he knows all her little secrets.

jen horseface @ 12/31/2008 at 1:31 pm

This whole triangle would have died long ago. If the old fraud b*tch would stop bringing it up. then again where would she be if she doesnt remind people that she is the ex mrs.pitt? now that she is reaching 40 she done lost her mind! lol.

d.kay @ 12/31/2008 at 1:24 pm realist @ 12/31/2008 at 1:11 pm The non-sense will stop when Jen stops making comments about Angie.

What? And become irrelevant like the rest of her Friends cast? Not a hope, remember Tate Donovan who said she is ‘too ambitious and high maintenance?” She is over the divorce, her ego is just not over the fact that Brad traded WAY UP. It is snarky jealousy……..this broad thinks she is something else again, and it dam right pizzed that Angie makes her look so average in the looks and talent and fame dept.

When you have too much money, not enough brains or maturity and too much unearned fame, this is what you get…..a flake. Brad figured it out and got outa Dodge and got the real beauty, the real great person and mother and the real talent and heart. She hates them both for all of it.

She trashes Angie and praises Brad and he came back with a real slap in her botoxed and implanted face. Hope she is still stinging from it. He chose to leave his dead end life and he chose Angie to mother his children. If that ain’t enough to make people realize once and for all HE wanted out, he wasn’t lured, then they are too stupid to count as an opinion. No one can argue with Brad’s own truth so clearly expressed in the LA Times…….he even did it in her local newspaper. Good on you, Brad. It was time to take the gloves off and throw a punch. Funny how silent she has been since then……..no uncool statements about Brad because she knows if she pushes her luck any further he will say more and that terrifies her because he knows all her little secrets.

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Brad is looking more of a fool than ever. What happened to “he wanted little Jen’s walking around”? What happened to “we’ve been practicing long enough”? What happened to those little tears from Brad wanting children with Jen? He is a liar and Jen will be quiet because he has the rope and its getting tighter around him not her. The fact you guys have not gotten that says alot. Keep talking Brad, keep talking.

jen horseface @ 12/31/2008 at 1:48 pm

I have a question for you Aniston fans. Why doesn’t Ms.Aniston attack Brad for saying she is NOT WORTHY enough to be the mother of his children? that is so much more UNCOOL then what Angie said 2years ago. dont cha think? Brad threw the old b&tch under the bus yet she sings high praises for him. Oh the power of the beautiful one. lol!

Brad Pitt will never marry Angelina Jolie!!! He already made a big announcement that he will marry when everyone can. Brad Pitt is so terrified to be Angelina’s husband - come to think of it; he is just a boyfriend and daddy to her 3 biological kids. Brad Pitt knows better not to be married to psycho Angelina Jolie!!! ha ha ha!!! Now it’s Angelina Jolie who wants to get married to Brad Pitt and Brad Pitt will never marry her!!! Angelina just collect kids and get pregnant you will never be Mrs. Brad Pitt!!!

#134 WHY DO YOU WANT HER TO COMMENT??? SO THEN YOU IDOT BRANGELINA FANS COULD SAY SHE IS NOT OVER IT AND KEEPS ON TALKING ABOUT IT…YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS……

HE HAS TO DEFEND THE HOMEWRECKER…..SHE WILL FUC* HIM UP IF HE DON’T…HE IS SCARED AND NEEDS TO CONVINCE HER THAT HE LOVES HER…LOL!!!!!

LOL………… loser

jen horseface @ 12/31/2008 at 1:48 pm I have a question for you Aniston fans. Why doesn’t Ms.Aniston attack Brad for saying she is NOT WORTHY enough to be the mother of his children? that is so much more UNCOOL then what Angie said 2years ago. dont cha think? Brad threw the old b&tch under the bus yet she sings high praises for him. Oh the power of the beautiful one. lol!
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That’s because she is a ‘prostitute’. It only needs a blind date for her to open her legs, like it only needs a skat to p*ss and p**p on her then publicly reject her to come back begging like some trashy ho who needs more dirt. She is easy on her goodies. No man wants to procreate with a lousy cheap h**ker. They only want to hit it and quit it, just like for any p*rn star !

karma for brad @ 12/31/2008 at 12:50 am
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If I was half as stupid as you are, I would hang myself.

Current box office totals through Monday according to boxofficemojo.com:

M&M — $59 million
CCOBB — $46 million
Bedtime Stories — $44 million

These are the overseas release dates for M&M, according to imdb.com:

Brazil 25 December 2008
Australia 1 January 2009
Singapore 8 January 2009
Portugal 15 January 2009
Argentina 22 January 2009
Egypt 4 March 2009
Germany 5 March 2009
Netherlands 5 March 2009
Estonia 6 March 2009
Poland 6 March 2009
Belgium 11 March 2009
Czech Republic 12 March 2009
Russia 12 March 2009
UK 13 March 2009
Finland 20 March 2009
Sweden 20 March 2009
France 25 March 2009
Croatia 26 March 2009
Denmark 27 March 2009
Norway 27 March 2009
Italy 3 April 2009

Total: 21 countries

These are the overseas release dates for CCOBB, according to imdb.com:

Australia 26 December 2008
Turkey 6 January 2009
Brazil 16 January 2009
Egypt 21 January 2009
Greece 22 January 2009
Portugal 22 January 2009
Denmark 23 January 2009
Poland 23 January 2009
Argentina 29 January 2009
Germany 29 January 2009
Netherlands 29 January 2009
Russia 29 January 2009
Switzerland 29 January 2009 (German speaking region)
Austria 30 January 2009
Iceland 30 January 2009
Venezuela 30 January 2009
Belgium 4 February 2009
France 4 February 2009
Croatia 5 February 2009
Czech Republic 5 February 2009
Hungary 5 February 2009
Serbia 5 February 2009
Singapore 5 February 2009
Slovakia 5 February 2009
Estonia 6 February 2009
Italy 6 February 2009
Norway 6 February 2009
Spain 6 February 2009
UK 6 February 2009
Japan 7 February 2009
South Korea 12 February 2009
Finland 20 February 2009

32 countries

Brad Pitt is much more popular overseas than Aniston, so we’ll see who kicks whose ass.

Enjoy your lonely new year, you poor scorned hag.

andamentothat @ 12/31/2008 at 2:53 pm

So I was right.. she would be in Cabo to ring in the new year…

jus @ 12/31/2008 at 2:01 pm
Brad Pitt will never marry Angelina Jolie!!!
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He’s been down the marriage route already and look what it got him? Five years chained to a dumb fluffball who was too damn selfish to give him a family because she wanted a career. So now she has no family and a tanking career. No more movies planned or projected, Management going into limited release through an indie and then to DVD after it bombed at the Toronto film festival, and Traveler still doesn’t have a distributor after all these months.

Notice how completely Jane and Bill Pitt have accepted Angelina after all that tabloid bullshit about how they didn’t like her? Want to know why? Because Angelina has given them six beautiful grandchildren after Fugly was too selfish to give them any at all. Now Fugly is stuck in her cold, empty bed night after night except when Mayer the Player feels sorry for her and agrees to give her a charity fcuk. And don’t think that’s going to last. He’ll find somebody a lot younger, a lot prettier and a lot hotter, and poor Jenny-poo will be kicked to the curb again — where she picked herself up from and crawled after him, begging him to take her back.

The b*tch is absolutely pathetic. No pride, no self-respect, no nothing.

Jen Aniston Is the Most Famous, Famous Gal of 2008
Wednesday, December 31, 2008

You don’t have to feel sorry for Jen anymore.

The much-beleaguered ex-wife of camera-addict Brad Pitt finally came out swinging against home wrecker Angelina Jolie, found herself a guy who’s funny in a positive way (sorry Vince), and was the belle of the ball on Christmas when her holiday movie “Marley & Me” beat all comers (including Brad).

Add to that trifecta the two most talked about magazine covers of the year - her now famous naked-wearing-only-a-tie turn on the December GQ, and her November Vogue cover where she said Angelina Jolie “wasn’t cool” - a hilarious cameo on “30 Rock,” and one of David Letterman’s most talked about guest spots, and Jen proved that whatever she touched in 2008 turned into instant publicity gold.

So congratulations Jen - because all of these celebrity accomplishments add up to one thing: you are Foxnews.com’s Most Famous, Famous Gal of 2008!

And the year started off so rocky for Aniston, which only made her late-2008 surge the more remarkable.

Jen was coming off of a 2007 that saw her star in a grand total of zero movies. A series of much-touted flops and semi-flops in 2005 and 2006 (”The Break-Up,” “Derailed,” “Friends With Money”) had rendered her radioactive in Hollywood.

Not only that, the semi-flop “The Break-Up” had included a real-life break-up from co-star and boyfriend Vince Vaughn.

Enter John Mayer.

Click for photos of Jen Aniston.

The then-30-year old singer-songwriter and the 39-year old actress began dating in May, and from the start, her flirty relationship with Jessica Simpson’s chatty ex was like a modern-day romcom compared to the sturm und drang of her relationship with the puffy, brooding Vaughn.

Until they broke up and Mayer wrote on his MySpace page (notice the age difference?) that he didn’t want to “waste somebody’s time if something’s not right,” that is.

The old Jen would have gone into hiding.

The new Jen? She got back together with him.

She even confirmed it.

On Oprah.

She also took the publicity nightmare for her make-or-break holiday movie “Marley & Me” head on.

Her co-star Owen Wilson had attempted suicide in 2007, a tough fact to gloss over with when you’re on a press tour selling a light-hearted comedy about a couple and their rambunctious dog. Aniston did not shrink from the challenge, plowing into their joint interviews with grace and honesty, plugging their movie while defending her still-sensitive co-star from questions he was not yet able to deal with.

It showed class, spunk, and fearlessness. And it paid off. “Marley & Me” made $52 million in four days, and made Jen a box office darling once again.

Can Jen match her 2008 with an even stronger 2009? Well, she’s starring in two movies, including the much anticipated “He’s Just Not That Into You,” she and John Mayer seem to be having a blast together, all while watching her exhausted ex-husband get saddled with six kids!

It’s good to be Jen in 2008.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,474439,00.html

Way to GO JEN!

minivan goddess @ 12/31/2008 at 4:05 pm

Im so happy for you Jenho fans. After 4yrs the old hag finally got her sweet revenge right? She beat her ex husband at the box office. WHOOPIE! ok..now what? Anything else she can be proud of? Nope. nothing else because she doesn’t have substance.

Don’t forget her being dumped on Tmz by John, way to go Jen. Paul is living with Cameron, Vince is engaged and she is dating a guy who has admitted thinking about AJ when he gets a BJ in RS.

cassie @ 12/31/2008 at 4:08 pm
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When you crawl back to a guy who not only publicly dumped and humiliated you, but who told the world that your nemesis is the focus of his wet dreams, you know you have hit rock bottom with nowhere to go but up.

Oh yeah AJ most powerful actress in Hollywood and highest paid actress(Hollywood Reporter),BP and AJ most powerful couple(Guinness Book of Records)Golden Globe,SAG,and Critics Choice nominee for both BP and AJ 2009, AJ GG winner,Oscar Winner and SAG winner mutiple times. UN ambassador, Council on Foreign Relations,#1 celebrity humanitarian for 2nd year in a row (reuters) and most importantly partner of BP mother of 6. Also KFP Wanted and Changeling made 1 billion+ in 2008 worldwide.

minivan goddess @ 12/31/2008 at 4:37 pm

HAHHAHA the much anticipated “he’s just not that into you” HAHHAHAA
boy how much money did she have to pay foxnews. for writing that shiet.
what a JOKE!

wow!!!…..at first i thought it was this psychotic,scorned and desperate teressa made this story up and just add fox news links as a source. all i can say is WOW….WOW…WOW. I NEVER KNEW THAT FOX NEWS IS NOW THE NEW FF?????. whoever the person who wrote that fox story has some extremely serious deep issues. don’t tell me fox network is a trash network or maybe fox is a home of bitter,scorned,dumped, under-achiever,lowclass and downright nasty people? i really hope they are not hurting for money like new york times or are insecure about the jp’s that they identify themselve to jen aniston or could it be huvane or aniston bought the fox network?…lol..

who writes this ****? It’s so godawful, i wouldn’t even hire them to script my life. And i thought my life is about as melodramatic as they come…

who writes this [feces]? It’s so godawful, i wouldn’t even hire them to script my life. And i thought my life is about as melodramatic as they come…

luvcats @ 12/31/2008 at 4:44 pm
maybe fox is a home of bitter,scorned,dumped, under-achiever,lowclass and downright nasty people?
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Isn’t fox where all the right-wing lunatic fringe hangs out? I think you just answered your own question.

minivan goddess @ 12/31/2008 at 4:37 pm
HAHHAHA the much anticipated “he’s just not that into you” HAHHAHAA boy how much money did she have to pay foxnews. for writing that shiet. what a JOKE!
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Maybe some people can’t wait to find out of the movie is as bad as the previews said. Why do you think the release date was pushed back twice?

How much I like all you please stop. I wished everyone a Happy & safe New Year.. and not 1 person wished it back to anyone. Shame on all of you, where into 2009 get an effing life. My God you are all still arguing do we really care, are we really all obsessed with Angie & Jen there’s no competition.. Its over move on be happy!!!

These people are all rich happy beautiful and if you think they give a flying sh it about us your gone..

Pattie Patrice @ 12/31/2008 at 5:30 pm

Angelina shouldn’t have stolen someone’s husband, then she wouldn’t have to hear smack about it.

Angelina shouldn’t have stolen someone’s husband, then she wouldn’t have to hear smack about it.

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR THAT BS ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO GAG!! BRAD JUST TOLD THE WORLD HE …..GET THAT ‘HE’ HIT A DEAD END…..ARE YOU TO STUPID TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES OF THAT STATEMENT. THAT MARRIAGE WAS LONG DEAD AND STRONG RUMOUR HAS IT THAT ANISTON CHEATED IN THAT MARRIAGE AND AS WE ALL KNOW………HE DID NOT. HE WAS RIPE TO MEET SOMEONE, HE WAS MISERABLE WITH THE FLAKE HE WAS LIVING WITH. SHE WAS GOING NOWHERE EXCEPT HW FLUFF AND HE HAD TOO MUCH SUBSTANCE FOR THAT AND WANTED TO DO SOMETHING MEANINGFUL WITH HIS LIFE.

I REPEAT, NO ONE CAN TAKE SOMEONE WHO IS ALEADY IN LOVE AND HAPPY. GOT THAT?? WHO DUMPED YOU HONEY???

Next time the FOX writer wants to find something to celebrate, she should not forget that Angie’s movie “Wanted” was rated R opened in 3,185 theaters, made 50, 927,085 in 3 days and broke box office records, beats Marley that opened in 3,480 theaters, rated PG and took four days to make 50,738,566. Do not even forget that Angie never promoted her movie because she was on bed rest. No, she did not take off her clothes on the cover of any mag. Go figure, FOX!

yes ellie there is no competition, if you look at both women the other one is very successfull in lots of field and you know who, while i don’t know what to say with the other one.i just hope she stop mentioning angie or her family , or calling it ” insane bermuda triangle” when infact the other two ddin’t even mention about it.i am not buying she moved on already that her marriage was over and it’s been a 100 yrs. ago as she claimed in oprah ,but why she was so bitter in her interviews from vogue ,entertainment weekly and most of all ,she really proved it in her GQ interview. i noticed even she’s downplaying it with a joke but i think she is in pain.she said ,she is not catty, i guess maybe but she is bitter i think.i don’t have any animousity for her at all, i really feel bad for the attacks towards her but at times ,SHE BROUGHT IT TO HERSELF.i would rather see her doing her own thing and say ” no comment” towards the other party that was in her past.i know ellie you are a true jenfan but we have to live in reality. i believe jen is a nice person, but her insecurities and a bit of bitterness or more made her do some not so nice things, if you know what i mean.if you were divorced hundred years ago as she said and have moved on, then somebody as you question, will you say it’s an insane bermuda triangle??….why?…then let out your bitter opinion towards your ex partner while you praise the ex (brad)?..was it angelina who left her?…or maybe you’re bitter towards her because you think the reason, your ex-husband left you is HER ( angie).if you just look at the angle, yes she and that tone and tanned pretty boy brad have in common, but that is long gone now. here is the new brad, a doting father,down to earth,humanitarian and a guy who just want to live the un-hollywood life.i think now he suits better with angelina while jen maybe suited to somebody in hollywood since she still loves to tan, fitness,high life and glitters maybe gerard butler?…or that young guy brody jenner?

Pattie Patrice @ 12/31/2008 at 5:30 pm
Angelina shouldn’t have stolen someone’s husband, then she wouldn’t have to hear smack about it.
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Look, you stupid b*tch, I’m going to say this directly to you and I’m going to type it in great big caps so maybe you can understand it:

YOU CANNOT “STEAL” ANYONE’S HUSBAND WITHOUT HIS CONSENT.

IF HE WANTS TO GO, HE IS GONE.

Is that too complicated for you to understand?

If your guy left you for another woman, don’t waste any time blaming the other woman — blame the guy. He is the one who walked out. Nobody forced him to do it. He wanted to leave. And if he didn’t dump your ass for that particular woman, he would have found another reason to leave. Bottom line — he didn’t want YOU any more, just like Brad didn’t want Aniston any more. He got sick and tired of her whiny ass long before he ever met Angelina.

Now Aniston can talk all the smack she wants, and so can you, but it won’t change anything. Because at the end of the day Angelina will still be rich, famous, beautiful, very much in love with Brad and sharing a life with him and their six beautiful children; and at the end of the day you will still be a fat, ugly, scorned, bitter, spiteful, lonely, jealous hag, spewing cráp all over a blog.

Truth is a b*tch, isn’t it?

wobbler30 @ 12/31/2008 at 6:13 pm

People keep pitting them agaisnt each other and the fox news lady saying JA has had a stellar year because her movie opened well. Of course it would when u generated all the circus again by rehasing attention to BP and AJ. My thing is we all know she is still bitter and lied in those mags. How did and will AJ retaliate; go to the award shows looking beautiful and be on her mans arms. How can she make a statement that this man is haggarded down with six kids like children are a burden?

one more thing teressa, i think you shld start hanging out there more because now you have your FF buddy writing entertainment news for fox. oh i forgot maybe take ellie with you…lol. i am sorry ellie , won’t buy that your an angie fan thing, you may like her a little but you’really a true aniston.i never seen you praise angie much but i have seen you praising aniston like she is a true superstar and you only depend her feistily (jen). i would say you only claim your angie fan to be close with jill, i noticed you like jill a lot ,well she is very smart girl and you need her on your side because i never seen an intelligent aniston and this is very true. i found most jp fans to be very intelligent,informative and not boring like most aniston fans here. yes both fans can be nasty but they are very different. i won’t say that jenfans are dumb and boring because jen is more like that,no -though i never seen any interviews that she appears to be smart but i seen trying to be smart by using some words that when ask she didn’t even know what it means, take for example her recent appearance with the view,remember joy asked her what she mean by the word ” over-thinker”, have you seen jennifer kind of lost in search for a simple answer,the good thing joy help her out ,same when she was in oprah.

luvcats @ 12/31/2008 at 6:15 pm
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Lay off ellie, she’s good people. She gets sick of the bullshit from both sides of the aisle and sometimes she has a point.

What war? Angelina already won.

Isn’t this cover a repeat but the man on the bottom right side then was Vince. It’s recycled nonsense.

#165- agree- if there is a “war” angie won years ago- not just brad, but career, humanitarian work, beautiful family, AND takes the high road- she doesn’t need to mention x to get attn- as far as box office goes, wanted, a RATED R movie, opened bigger than the dog movie. Quite frankly, the media & x’s fans do her a huge disservice by constantly comparing her to angie- such comparisons make it clear that x is really struggling to stay on the C list-

First off: Jolie would never marry Pitt; he’s a complete moron and he’s beneath her.

Secondly: Didn’t Pitt claim to not marry until every person can? Unless of course that’s another one of his lies……………..

he’s a complete moron
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Can’t you guys give opinions without name calling or insulting people you do not know meaninglessly?

luvcats @ 12/31/2008 at 4:44 pm wow!!!…..at first i thought it was this psychotic,scorned and desperate teressa made this story up and just add fox news links as a source. all i can say is WOW….WOW…WOW. I NEVER KNEW THAT FOX NEWS IS NOW THE NEW FF?????. whoever the person who wrote that fox story has some extremely serious deep issues. don’t tell me fox network is a trash network or maybe fox is a home of bitter,scorned,dumped, under-achiever,lowclass and downright nasty people? i really hope they are not hurting for money like new york times or are insecure about the jp’s that they identify themselve to jen aniston or could it be huvane or aniston bought the fox network?…lol..
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Wow home of bitter, scorned, dumped, under achiever, lowclass and downright nasty people? Then previous to this call me the writer of this, call me psychotic, scorned, and desperate? Then Aniston or Huvane bought the Fox network? You have no trouble talking like a truck driver, spewing anything you can think of (without any substance whatsoever I might add), pointing the finger at everyone else just because YOU don’t like the writing? There is only one grasping at straws here and it isn’t me. If you don’t like the article, don’t read it, but I brought it here because she was named Most Famous for 2008. Tough if you don’t like it. You are free to leave.

Lol, they’re showing Aniston’s “True Hollywood Story” and 95% of it is showing how she’s struggled to make herself pretty. She was too fat, put in blue contacts, nose was humongous, dyed hair blond. Loooooool, patheticness all around.

HAPPY NEW YEAR ELLIE!!

@ post 169 “Can’t you guys give opinions without name calling or insulting people you do not know meaninglessly?”
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Pot meet kettle! I’ve never seen such an insulting group of people in my life than the ones who post in these threads. Nobody here knows Jennifer Aniston yet they hurl the same stupid insults at her time after time. You hurl insults at anyone who doesn’t worship the same celebrities that you do. You are all so rude and full of hate, how do you even stand yourselves? Try channeling all that energy into something positive for a change, you might feel better. I honestly think you guys are probably the playground bully at your respective elementary schools. No adults would speak the way that you fools do. Brad and Angie are celebrities, they don’t give a whit about any of you! Get a real life and stop living in fantasy land.

Btw, the THS was even bitter and all her harpie friends kept trying to emphasize how Angelina is evil and it ended with the “uncool” comment and some catty gay man agreeing with Jen. Jesus Christ

Why the f*** is the person above on A GOSSIP SITE ABOUT CELEBRITIES? WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU? IS IT ROCKET SCIENCE THE ENVIRONMENT YOU’RE ENTERING? CAN THE FAKE JESUSES CALLING FOR PEACE AND LOVE LOG OFF THIS SITE? HYPOCRISY.

And why would the fans sit back on FORUM CREATED FOR THAT KIND OF DIALOGUE, as haters call for death to Angelina and her children? Go f*** yourselves.

luvcats @ 12/31/2008 at 6:15 pm one more thing teressa, i think you shld start hanging out there more because now you have your FF buddy writing entertainment news for fox. oh i forgot maybe take ellie with you…lol. i am sorry ellie , won’t buy that your an angie fan thing, you may like her a little but you’really a true aniston.i never seen you praise angie much but i have seen you praising aniston like she is a true superstar and you only depend her feistily (jen). i would say you only claim your angie fan to be close with jill, i noticed you like jill a lot ,well she is very smart girl and you need her on your side because i never seen an intelligent aniston and this is very true.
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You know don’t you ever tell me who I’m a fan of. Or I claim to use Angie to have Jill like me, How ridiculous, Jill is the one that had gotten me to like Angie.. I never did even before Brad.
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Jill is my friend shes very smart & its obvious you don’t know our friendship..I guess you can’t relate to what I’m saying, and thats fine too..shes quite the funny one..I guess what I’m trying to say is this has been playing out for to long, and 1 more thing luvcats when Jill says something it makes sense to me, she actually gives advice in a decent way, and shes the only one.

I don’ care what Angie Brad & Jen & john do anymore I just wish them all the best to all of them..

lucats you need to move on you have a lot of anger, I wish you best..
luvcats: Have a Happy New Year.. !!!

Okay Ellie, you made a great point. The THS thing slightly altered my opinion, so I will lay off of her unless she does something completely heinous (again)

Ring in the New Year classy~~

Hi ellie,dear!
I just checked in. Happy New Year! I have four more hours,till it is New Years,where I live. Don’t let people get you down,with their comments.
You are so good hearted!
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About Jill- She is my cyber bud. I like her very much. Jill and I like different celebrity’s. We will never agree,so we agree to disagree! That
is alright too.She knows I’am a Jen fan. Happy New Year,Jill.

plain thought from a fan @ 12/31/2008 at 11:17 pm

credits to Passing Through:

“I’ve been willing to cut Jared a lot of slack and had always taken the “It’s Jared’s site he can post whatever threads he wants” approach, but it’s becoming increasingly obvious that Jared is a fan of X’s. He actually seems to like the twit. In my mind it’s not possible to be a fan of both Brad & Angie’s and of X’s. X does all she can to ruin the repuations of Brad & Angie…so how can you support that if you support Brad & Angie?”
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Now, let me ask the so called Angie’s fan — poster ellie:

Are you sure you are both JP fan and X’s fan?

plain thought from a fan @ 12/31/2008 at 11:19 pm

Yep.

Think so. Liar.

jade @ 12/31/2008 at 11:14 pm Hi ellie,dear!
I just checked in. Happy New Year! I have four more hours,till it is New Years,where I live. Don’t let people get you down,with their comments.
You are so good hearted!
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About Jill- She is my cyber bud. I like her very much. Jill and I like different celebrity’s. We will never agree,so we agree to disagree! That
is alright too.She knows I’am a Jen fan. Happy New Year,Jill.
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Hi my sweet Jade .
Oh Happy New Year..Four hrs where r u ? I have 25 min.left then all my children call.. I’m so happy I have my grandchildren tonight. Nick went off to bed so my Lexi is up with me..
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About Jill I also adore her, we say the same thing, We will never agree,so we agree to disagree! I really kinda like everyone.. I’m tired of all of this, I just wish everyone happiness. I will not argue no more..I love a lot celebrities there so many..
Well My friend Jade Happy New In 4hrs I’ll be in bed by then… ellie

plain thought from a fan @ 12/31/2008 at 11:17 pm credits to Passing Through:

“I’ve been willing to cut Jared a lot of slack and had always taken the “It’s Jared’s site he can post whatever threads he wants” approach, but it’s becoming increasingly obvious that Jared is a fan of X’s. He actually seems to like the twit. In my mind it’s not possible to be a fan of both Brad & Angie’s and of X’s. X does all she can to ruin the repuations of Brad & Angie…so how can you support that if you support Brad & Angie?”
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Now, let me ask the so called Angie’s fan — poster ellie:

Are you sure you are both JP fan and X’s fan?
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Hey plain truth.
I’m gonna say it one more time OK I Like them all. I don’t scrutinize every word like you people do. I actually fend for all when horrible things are said.. but some people are just cruel.. I don’t analyze any of them.. I wish them all happiness.. In other words what this petty stuff said i don’t care.
I Just like Angie Brad Jen & john don’t there rich having fun in the own lives & I’m happy for them..
Happy New Year … Now I have to celebrate New years with My Granddaughter.

Ellie,dear
I hope you see this. I’am on the West Coast,so we have three hours
till New Years.
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Don’t change,ellie. You are a Dear one!

jade @ 01/01/2009 at 12:06 am Ellie,dear
I hope you see this. I’am on the West Coast,so we have three hours
till New Years.
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Don’t change,ellie. You are a Dear one!
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Hi jade all my kids called me , My grandchildren with me what else can I ask for.. HAppy have Happy One in 21/2
My sweet Jade..

Happy New Year, Jade and ellie. Let’s continue to agree to disagree.

yup ellie is a fan of all, she likes everybody but only defend and praise jen.by the way, i never said ellie is a bad person. i just don’t feel her being a fan of angie ,she’s more like a fan of jill but hey ,who doesn’t ?…..jill is a very smart girl and she can help jennifer a lot,ONLY ……if jen ask…lol. anyway,this is my last comment to ellie. i am tired of pointing the obvious okay you’re a fan of angie ,now go praise and defend jen to death,she needs it,buh -bye.

LuckyL @ 12/31/2008 at 11:02 pm Okay Ellie, you made a great point. The THS thing slightly altered my opinion, so I will lay off of her unless she does something completely heinous (again)
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Hi LuckyL, as reading your comment don’t ever say, (heinous) as a word towards me its a poor choice to use.
Thankyou ellie , Happy 2009 wow!

plain thought from a fan @ 12/31/2008 at 11:19 pm
Yep.
Think so. Liar.
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Totally disagree. I don’t like Aniston, but not because of anything she did to Brad or said about Angelina. I don’t like her because she’s a superficial airhead and it’s a type that’s never appealed to me. Being a whiny fraud on top of everything else doesn’t help either. But I know people who like both Aniston and Jolie, and if that’s how they feel, I’m fine with it. This either/or cráp is strictly junior high school IMO.

I was talking about Aniston =) We always misunderstand each other. I said you made a great point. Anyway, Happy New Year

Happy New Year to Jill; may we continue to laugh and read one another’s comments haha

THS= referring to Jennifer Aniston’s “True Hollywood Story”

Jill @ 01/01/2009 at 1:13 am Happy New Year, Jade and ellie. Let’s continue to agree to disagree.
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Hi Jill, Happy 2009…..Yeah lets continue I love it!!

teressa,why i said psychotic because to be honest you are one.most of the so-called jen fans here are downright vile and nasty except for for two or three,i believe that is their masterpiece. also the fact that you brought the link from a psychotic writer from fox,it just formed my conclusion about you,the fact you’re so proud of it .i havn’t seen jennifer accomplished much lately being in the tabloid limelights displaying her a$$ & cooch. yes, her m& m was successful but is there anything else?…..for 3 yrs?

Hey Jill, One thing tonight I can’t disagree tonight. I gave it alot of thought the other day that all 3 would be involved to break up a marriage.. I agree now I’m wrong its the married couple that makes or breaks it..LOL

teressa can you search for news that will put your jen in a pedestal and through the jp’s in the gutter.i think that fox news psycho was so funny,she called brad a camera addict,when in fact it was aniston who always in camera playfully displaying her @$$ & COOCH?…..wow….a serious psycho.

through = throw

Interesting. JJ does a tabloid thread and yet Pittwatch seems to be able to post a new and entertaining thread TOTALLY DEVOID OF TABLOID TRASH. This site is tired and I think I am visiting here more out of habit. Anyway, Happy new year everyone! Good luck with your resolutions.

luvcats @ 01/01/2009 at 1:15 am yup ellie is a fan of all, she likes everybody but only defend and praise jen.by the way, i never said ellie is a bad person. i just don’t feel her being a fan of angie ,she’s more like a fan of jill but hey ,who doesn’t ?…..jill is a very smart girl and she can help jennifer a lot,ONLY ……if jen ask…lol. anyway,this is my last comment to ellie. i am tired of pointing the obvious okay you’re a fan of angie ,now go praise and defend jen to death,she needs it,buh -bye.
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HI luvcats,,,Most definetly my last comment to you..I’ll defend for you your the one that needs it.. Don’t you relize this is a comment site I’m not a fighter & I never will be..You all can fight be vulgar and say as you please I don’t care, do you get it????? Now go sulk and leave me alone..

Jill your my Idol I love it!!! Happy 2009!!

Hi Jill,
I love the comment you made, to ellie and me. You and ellie are special to me.
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It is one hour away from 2009 for me.

luvcats @ 01/01/2009 at 1:25 am teressa,why i said psychotic because to be honest you are one.most of the so-called jen fans here are downright vile and nasty except for for two or three,i believe that is their masterpiece. also the fact that you brought the link from a psychotic writer from fox,it just formed my conclusion about you,the fact you’re so proud of it .i havn’t seen jennifer accomplished much lately being in the tabloid limelights displaying her a$$ & cooch. yes, her m& m was successful but is there anything else?…..for 3 yrs?
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You think the person is vile because they don’t share your opinion. I think it is spot on. SPOT ON. Please don’t talk to me about J/A posing naked, both your idols have, so just don’t there, K? I realize most of Brangelina posters have been knocking around the JA fans for some time and I will be one that you won’t. You start calling names, expect the same back. Is there anything you don’t understand about that little tidbit of who I am? I won’t be bullied by the likes of you, get that straight. May I add I have not seen too many Brangelina fans that are not rude or vile, including you. Use some manners when addressing people and you may have the same in return. Up to you really.

CLINIQUA SHOULD BE BANNED @ 01/01/2009 at 2:12 am

Jared should BAN CLINIQUA & all her various personalities, as well as anyone ELSE that complains. PLEASE IP BAN CLINIQUA she is NOTHING BUT A **** DISTUBER!

Aniston the hag @ 01/01/2009 at 5:06 am

CLINIQUA SHOULD BE BANNED @ 01/01/2009 at 2:12 am Jared should BAN CLINIQUA & all her various personalities, as well as anyone ELSE that complains. PLEASE IP BAN CLINIQUA she is NOTHING BUT A **** DISTUBER
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Why would Jared ban Cliniqua if you read all the the JP’s thread specially Angelina’s thread what the haters post over there are so over the top with hate even calling Angelina nasty word and Jared don’t even ban those people. Skip if you don’t want to read her post.

LuckyL @ 12/31/2008 at 9:16 pm Lol, they’re showing Aniston’s “True Hollywood Story” and 95% of it is showing how she’s struggled to make herself pretty. She was too fat, put in blue contacts, nose was humongous, dyed hair blond. Loooooool, patheticness all around.
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I saw that, too. I remember I was saying out loud, “ouch, she was asked to lose 30 lbs? How fat was she really?”

Also, I found it very vain when her dad made a comment about her and her waist. I don’t remember the exact words, but I think it was something about how obsessed she was with her body figure; she would totally flipped out if her waist was just 1/16 of an inch bigger. Wow…..!!!!! I wonder how she can handle pregnancy if she’s this vain. I hope she would not hate the child or the father because of what they did to her waist if she ever gets pregnant and gives birth.

Happy new year to all jen and jolie fans! hahaha

yahoo group is no good if it cannot be read by the general public. most people at Jared are lurkers only.

develop your own celebrity blog and compete with Jared. who knows, you might be as successful or better….

JJB is better than yahoo group because it can be read by everybody. however, i do not like its format. Jared’s format is good and easy to use and read.

This just in, Angelina whooped it up New Years eve and reacquainted herself with an old friend. Hera Wynn, a friend from her past took Angelina on a little trip down memory lane. Brad left the two old chums alone needling eachother and giggling like silly school girls. It was a shot in the dark that these two friends would find one another again so soon, but they just followed the tracks leading them back together for a warm and joyus reunion. It is a Happy New Year.

Fox News loving a naked woman posing with 2 men young enough to be her children (if her name was Bristol). A naked woman with 2 strange young men on a cover is wholesome; a couple raising six children together is being “saddled” down. Gotta love those conservative values, you betcha! Unmarried Bristol and Levi (great all American Christian kids), unmarried Brad and Angelina (bad, bad people). What idiots!

DON’T BAN CLINIQUA! I love her cleansing bar and Happy perfume!

@jade,

Happy New Year. Best wishes to you.

aida

Fox call your iodle , camera addicted man. ha haha

by the way happy new year to everybody.

luvacts

that is why we see him 24/7 on ower face, wheather with paparazy or his own camera, or selling his owen picture. what ever possible for freaking i don’nt many years nonstop. Becuase he addicted to camera too much he change his color of hair everytime he change a woman. it does matter camera is there he will be there to put his face.

luvacts

i am sure she work for Fox she probably knows him up front when he face camera how he react to it.

Jen looks so beautiful in the cover ,pretty
eyes ,hot hair…jolie on the other hand looks like a heroin corpse ewww a witch .

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bet/yo, i think that psycho fox writer knows brad well, no butts about it because like most jen fans she thinks ,she’s married to brad pitt. so she’s stalking her way to dig any dirt she can get to fed those who are hungry for trashy news maybe you know who am talking about. perhaps you all should go there jenfans and support her psychotic,stalkerish and trashy views fresh from her @$$hole. i guess terassa can go there and scavenge some more before some grizzly bears beat her to it or maybe you do bet,i know you love trash go for it!

ellie just play your game ellie and kiss aniston’s butt all you can because that’s all you got in here.hmmmm… is psychotic, scorned,passive agrressive,dumped and bitter a vulgar word?….i am only describing somebody you know,maybe trashy but i don’t think so. i never use words like your crazy fellows here nor some other jp fans do. though i must give it to most crazy ,lunatic jenfans for the most vilest comments. go suck your lemons ellie!..bye

waste your time reading my comment but i won’t be reading yours terassa, i know how vulgar you can be.i would rather ignore your trashes perhaps you can spread w/ bet/yo i know she loves it.

Hi jen fan!
Happy New Year to you and yours,dear.It is always great to hear from you. I’am hoping for a healthier 2009 for me.
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I’am waiting to see pictures of Jen and John, in Los Cabos last night.
Hopefully,Jared will have a thread on that. I’ll talk to you on that one.
Take care,dear!

bet,Happy New Year!

boring, usual news-good luck to jennifer though

Hi Bet ” Happy New Year* to you my friend.. How are you??
Hope you enjoyed your holidays..
Take care…………………………………………….your friend ellie.

I hope Aniston and Mayer will get married soon, so as to stop all this nonsense “Bermuda triangle” that was started by that publicity seeker ex of Brad.It is so annoying for her to be using Brad and Angie’s names for her own purpose.Maybe, what Brad said in his own interview will deter her from making any more off the wall comments about his love and his children,and I’m really hoping so.But desperate people are just that,desperate for any attention.Hope 2009 is going to be another productive year for the Jolie-Pitts.This is my opine and mine alone,whether you like it or not!!!!PEACE

true @ 01/01/2009 at 11:45 am Jen looks so beautiful in the cover ,pretty
eyes ,hot hair…jolie on the other hand looks like a heroin corpse ewww a witch
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Can we let the past go, Move on be nice… To say like a heroin corpse. That’s horrible. I do believe those days are over, don’t bring up sh it like that.. They both are beautiful people…

bet betty @ 01/01/2009 at 7:20 pm

Nice.

Now. Just. Jared. Is. Called. Just. Hate.

LOL.

ellie and jade happy new year to you too.

i wish you guys a wondefull year.

TEAM BRANGELINA!!!!!
i thought brad wasnt getting married till gay marrige is apporved

yo @ 01/01/2009 at 7:45 pm
TEAM BRANGELINA!!!!!
i thought brad wasnt getting married till gay marrige is apporved
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Maybe Angie changed his mind. ;)

Now why hasn’t Jared posted a thread yet about the hot new year’s eve Aniston spent with Mayer the Player?

sssssshhhhh @ 01/01/2009 at 10:11 pm

teressa, u r idiot!!! no brain, nonsense, ugly,,,,,,hahahahahahaha

hottest couple ever @ 01/01/2009 at 10:21 pm

#161 Jill…….LMAO! Thank you! The truth ..plain and simple.

karma for loonies @ 01/01/2009 at 10:39 pm

1. MARLEY & ME —————————————— 72,515,250
2. BEDTIME STORIES————————————— 56,705,000
3. CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON————– 52,707,996

lesson for jill @ 01/01/2009 at 10:48 pm

via box office mojo
MnM foreign schedule…..I hope you can count this high.
Argentina 1/22/09 n/a n/a
Australia 1/1/09 n/a n/a
Austria 3/6/09 n/a n/a
Bahrain 3/5/09 n/a n/a
Belgium and Luxembourg 3/11/09 n/a n/a
Bolivia 1/8/09 n/a n/a
Brazil 12/25/08 $1,385,397 12/28/08
Bulgaria 3/20/09 n/a n/a
Central America (Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama and Paragua 1/1/09 n/a n/a
Chile 1/15/09 n/a n/a
Colombia 1/16/09 n/a n/a
Croatia 3/26/09 n/a n/a
Czech Republic 3/12/09 n/a n/a
Czech Republic/Slovakia 3/12/09 n/a n/a
Denmark 3/27/09 n/a n/a
Dominican Republic 1/22/09 n/a n/a
Ecuador 1/23/09 n/a n/a
Egypt 3/4/09 n/a n/a
Estonia 3/6/09 n/a n/a
Finland 3/20/09 n/a n/a
France and Algeria, Monaco, Morocco and Tunisia 3/4/09 n/a n/a
Germany 3/5/09 n/a n/a
Greece and Cyprus 3/5/09 n/a n/a
Hong Kong 1/22/09 n/a n/a
Hungary 3/12/09 n/a n/a
Iceland 3/27/09 n/a n/a
India 2/6/09 n/a n/a
Indonesia 2/23/09 n/a n/a
Israel 3/12/09 n/a n/a
Italy 4/3/09 n/a n/a
Jamaica 12/24/08 $50,000 12/28/08
Japan 4/4/09 n/a n/a
Jordan 3/4/09 n/a n/a
Kuwait 3/5/09 n/a n/a
Latvia 3/27/09 n/a n/a
Lebanon 3/5/09 n/a n/a
Lesser Antilles (Antigua & Barbuda, Barbados, Dominica, Grenada, Guyana, St. Lucia, St. Vincent and 12/25/08 $20,000 12/28/08
Lithuania 3/13/09 n/a n/a
Malaysia 3/5/09 n/a n/a
Mexico 1/16/09 n/a n/a
Netherlands 3/5/09 n/a n/a
New Zealand and Fiji 2/12/09 n/a n/a
Norway 3/27/09 n/a n/a
Oman 3/5/09 n/a n/a
Peru 1/8/09 n/a n/a
Philippines 2/4/09 n/a n/a
Poland 3/6/09 n/a n/a
Portugal and Angola 3/19/09 n/a n/a
Puerto Rico 12/25/08 $300,000 12/28/08
Qatar 3/5/09 n/a n/a
Romania 3/13/09 n/a n/a
Russia - CIS 3/12/09 n/a n/a
Serbia and Montenegro 3/5/09 n/a n/a
Singapore 2/26/09 n/a n/a
Slovenia 3/26/09 n/a n/a
South Korea 2/19/09 n/a n/a
South, East and West Africa 3/20/09 n/a n/a
Spain 3/13/09 n/a n/a
Sweden 3/20/09 n/a n/a
Switzerland 3/4/09 n/a n/a
Taiwan 2/6/09 n/a n/a
Thailand 4/16/09 n/a n/a
Turkey 3/27/09 n/a n/a
Ukraine 3/12/09 n/a n/a
United Arab Emirates 3/5/09 n/a n/a
United Kingdom and Ireland and Malta 3/13/09 n/a n/a
Uruguay 1/16/09 n/a n/a
Venezuela 1/16/09 n/a n/a
Vietnam 1/9/09 n/a n/a

lesson for jill @ 01/01/2009 at 10:50 pm

Twice as many as Braddy Pitt Face!

hottest couple ever @ 01/01/2009 at 10:21 pm
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There are a bunch of scorned, bitter serial dumpees on here like Karma whats-her-face who think that the mutt movie beating CCOBB at the box office (so far) means Fugly finally won out over Brad. Fugly hasn’t won sh*t. Brad’s movies have made twice what Fugly’s movies have pulled in, never mind that Angelina’s movies beat Fugly’s movies blind. And as if that wasn’t enough, “Management” is going in to very limited release before it goes to viedo, and poor Fugly can’t even get her crappy Traveling movie released because it still doesn’t have a distributor.

Poor hags. Brad still has Angie, Angie still has Brad, both of them are piling up multiple awards nominations for CCOBB and Changeling, and Fugly has nothing but two mutts and a gigolo who will kick her to the curb as soon as he’s tired of playing the Jen-and-John-are-back-together game. The ocean’s gone deaf from all the screaming the hags have done at it.

lesson for jill @ 01/01/2009 at 10:50 pm
Twice as many as Braddy Pitt Face!
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Twice as many = one third the overseas box office. What you hags still don’t get is that overseas Aniston is nothing. Ask anybody outside of the UK or Australia about her and it’s like “Aniston who?”

Per Jared: “That means Jen and John will be ringing in the New Year together!”
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C’mon, Jared, where’s the thread? We wanna see pics.

sssssshhhhh @ 01/01/2009 at 10:11 pm teressa, u r idiot!!! no brain, nonsense, ugly,,,,,,hahahahahahaha
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Well at least I can write a comprehensive sentence. I see you can not, so where is this putting you on the radar right about now? “U R Idiot?” God you Brangelina trolls are just plain ridiculous. Go back to your fan club. Not interested in your stupidity.

Teressa @ 01/01/2009 at 11:33 pm
God you Brangelina trolls are just plain ridiculous. Go back to your fan club. Not interested in your stupidity.
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No, you’d probably rather spend your time wishing Angelina would expire in childbirth or a plane crash, or wishing death on her children, or calling her adopted children racist names like the rest of the jenhags. You freaks are fcuked in the head. What did her children ever do to you?

Jill I think you could also mention the sad reality of female to male longevity in the movies. If Brad never made another film in his life his place in Hollywood history is secure. Jennifer? Not by a long shot. And time is running out for her as it is unfortunately for many woman actors. Only a few manage to defy convention and continue to GET meaningful work. But Brad isn’t a woman and when JenJen becomes a distant memory Brad, like Paul Newman before him will still be working. So good for Jen. How old is she again…..

minivan goddess @ 01/02/2009 at 3:02 am

Happy New Year to everybody! l see Ellie is still trying to get everyone to be nice to her poor lil jennipoo poo. lol. I applaud your efforts Ellie, but you know that would never happen. You can thank your 40yr.old girl for giving life to the “100 yr.old insane Bermuda triangle”.

sssssshhhhh @ 01/02/2009 at 3:30 am

Teressa @ 01/01/2009 at 11:33 pm sssssshhhhh @ 01/01/2009 at 10:11 pm teressa, u r idiot!!! no brain, nonsense, ugly,,,,,,hahahahahahaha
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Well at least I can write a comprehensive sentence. I see you can not, so where is this putting you on the radar right about now? “U R Idiot?” God you Brangelina trolls are just plain ridiculous. Go back to your fan club. Not interested in your stupidity.
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oh so you used GOD in your sentence,,,, How bad you are!!! (dont used his name, coz you posted bad comments ok ?) so what if you can write a comprehensive sentence? is this a writing contest?? (U R?? so this letter are bugging you hahahahah IDIOT!! you are easily angered ah tsk,,tsk..tsk that is bad)you are idiot, this is not a writing contest…well if your not interested so what hahahahaha, who cares!!!!! LOSER!!! LOSER!! LOSER!!! idiot , no brain,,,ah well i think you want to join a writing contest, ah well goodluck!!!!

straight from the horse @ 01/02/2009 at 7:20 am

only reason why people watch MM is because of the dog not the horse. people watch bb because of brad. Any horse can play jenho’s part in marley and me

TOO: STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE……YOU CALLING YOUSELF A HORSE>>>>>HEHE…Jen laughing all the way to to the BANK while a DUMD ASS like you sitting on a computer talking TRASH about her….Have a nice life….Jen will

lol #244
Then she bath her self with all that money… LOL
Thennnn ,, she cried her self to sleep every night. .. becouse your idol looks like a HORSE…. LOL

OBAMA and OPRAH????? For god sake how can ANYONE waist their time reading this trash

minivan goddess @ 01/02/2009 at 3:02 am Happy New Year to everybody! l see Ellie is still trying to get everyone to be nice to her poor lil jennipoo poo. lol. I applaud your efforts Ellie, but you know that would never happen. You can thank your 40yr.old girl for giving life to the “100 yr.old insane Bermuda triangle”.

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hi minivan goddess .. Happy New Year to you to. You know if you do know how to read you would realize I’m not fending for anyone, and i really don’t care what you say about Jen or what anyone says about Angie anymore.. As long as it not wishing death, and that will be the only time i will say something .. so go for it.. say what you have to say.. I think you people don’t understand someone can like everyone. There stars there’s no hatred from me, not even for you..I don’t even know you people… Enjoy your day !!! Take care…..ellie

Jill @ 01/02/2009 at 1:35 am Teressa @ 01/01/2009 at 11:33 pm
God you Brangelina trolls are just plain ridiculous. Go back to your fan club. Not interested in your stupidity.
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No, you’d probably rather spend your time wishing Angelina would expire in childbirth or a plane crash, or wishing death on her children, or calling her adopted children racist names like the rest of the jenhags. You freaks are fcuked in the head. What did her children ever do to you?

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When have I ever done that? Do you have rocks in between those ears or something Jill? Quit accusing people of something they have never done. Don’t care about your idols. Jennifer Aniston thread, remember that.

Teressa @ 01/01/2009 at 11:33 pm sssssshhhhh @ 01/01/2009 at 10:11 pm teressa, u r idiot!!! no brain, nonsense, ugly,,,,,,hahahahahahaha
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Well at least I can write a comprehensive sentence. I see you can not, so where is this putting you on the radar right about now? “U R Idiot?” God you Brangelina trolls are just plain ridiculous. Go back to your fan club. Not interested in your stupidity.
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oh so you used GOD in your sentence,,,, How bad you are!!! (dont used his name, coz you posted bad comments ok ?) so what if you can write a comprehensive sentence? is this a writing contest?? (U R?? so this letter are bugging you hahahahah IDIOT!! you are easily angered ah tsk,,tsk..tsk that is bad)you are idiot, this is not a writing contest…well if your not interested so what hahahahaha, who cares!!!!! LOSER!!! LOSER!! LOSER!!! idiot , no brain,,,ah well i think you want to join a writing contest, ah well goodluck!!!!
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I posted an article. Just like you guys do. So it is fine to post articles that paint Jennifer Aniston as weak and you should pity her, but don’t dare post an article that has her as someone who rises above the tabs. Don’t dare do that.

I am not involved in a writing contest, but if you are going to label me without any brains, etc., etc., try writing something that resembles someone who has brains. The fact that you continue to go on a rant of name calling shows that the comment was above your intelligence.

You flatter yourself in thinking I am angered by your posts. I will not answer you again, unless you have something to say of substance instead of something you would see in a school yard.

Hey Jill.. Did you see Us Weekly. Its so ridiculous an Astrologist: with all those predictions, Holy sh it i could have gotten paid for all those predictions.!!!! LOL

oh i can’t wait for that “she’s just not so IN to me” to open this february, i wanna see more of jennifer’s magic maybe this time ,she will show playboy style and pose with mayer,that will surefire her to box office hit. i along with jenlunatics will celebrate her b-day bash and smashing movie.

i mean she will pose playboy style.

luvcats @ 01/01/2009 at 1:22 pm ellie just play your game ellie and kiss aniston’s butt all you can because that’s all you got in here.hmmmm… is psychotic, scorned,passive agrressive,dumped and bitter a vulgar word?….i am only describing somebody you know,maybe trashy but i don’t think so. i never use words like your crazy fellows here nor some other jp fans do. though i must give it to most crazy ,lunatic jenfans for the most vilest comments. go suck your lemons ellie!..bye
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Hi luvcats…Don’t give yourself a heart attack.. calm down if it makes you feel better to say all those names its fine with me..Its fine if you hate Jen ,its really ok, and by the way I love to suck lemons…
Happy New Year luvcats & I genually mean that!!!

1. MARLEY & ME FOX 82,500,250
2. BEDTIME STORIES DISNEY 65,100,000
3. CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON, 60,702,996

minivan goddess @ 01/02/2009 at 2:47 pm

Oh Ellie you are sooo transparent. Yes, I do know how to read and do you know the meaning of passive aggressive? Yup! I’m sure you do cause all the posters here been telling you that. lol. You said you want everyone to play nice, but the first thing you do is insult me. lol. It’s ok though. I rather have fans like you then SOME of the racist jenhag fans. Btw, I don’t hate Jennifer. I just can’t respect woman like her.

minivan goddess @ 01/02/2009 at 2:47 pm Oh Ellie you are sooo transparent. Yes, I do know how to read and do you know the meaning of passive aggressive? Yup! I’m sure you do cause all the posters here been telling you that. lol. You said you want everyone to play nice, but the first thing you do is insult me. lol. It’s ok though. I rather have fans like you then SOME of the racist jenhag fans. Btw, I don’t hate Jennifer. I just can’t respect woman like her.
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I haven’t insulted you at all.. Listen have a wonderful day.. who ever you are under 2 different names..Take care………….ellie

minivan goddess @ 01/02/2009 at 2:57 pm

Teressa that foxnews article is a JOKE! Real journalist would know how to write without any bias. So if you want your girl to get any respect. Come with something better then that please!

ellie i don’t hate you or anybody much more i don’t hate jennifer nor dislike here, in my book i find here confusing wthere she’s for real or not. i never called her a fake or passive aggressive or any bad names but yes i called her lunatic fans psychotic ,crazy and described them based on their post and what they post. i don’t get why jennifer keep displaying her @$$ & cooch hanging in the air,claiming she’s private yet goes to ratzi infested place. she also referred her marriage was over 100 yrs. ago and it was amicable but she keeps responding to b.s. questions that the media throws at her, much worst she seem bitter. i like jennifer a little because i like some of her style and i still do watch friends rerun occasionally. though she acts and respond to the question immaturely, sometimes its okay to act childish but when we are intervied formally, i think we should answer it like a mature woman should .i find her funny ,sweet and charming in friends but now i am not sure. yes, i called you passive aggressive base on your post ,reactions and all but i never call you names or hate you. i won’t waste hating somebody just writing my opinions on things i heard and see. i am not a vulgar person and never will, i may make fun of people but not to the extent that i call them names.yes both sides of fan can be deep down nasty but like i said the vilest ones are from the jen side, i may still a bit of a jen fan ,not about her work but her some of her clothing style not the bikini ones . i also find her pretty regardless of some jp fan call her all those ugly names.i think we will find out, ones poster’s will show their real faces, then we can decide..lol. yes , i like jolie because of her dedication and love to humanity,family,children and her evolution from wild to an exemplary person. i can not do much of the things she did in her past but i really admire her transformation and the fact, she is talented,risk-taker,passionate,activist,lobbyist,pilot,biker,mother,actress,intelligent,great partner and beautiful siren ,so is jennifer maybe in a sweet girl next door type. i hope this sums up everything and i still wish jennifer to make it w/o mentioning those unrelated parties.one more thing i was never a pitt fan until, i noticed he’s sincerity and dedication to humanity when he got jolie.anybody who does more for humanity and the world is great in my book . what i mean does more - is not only showing up in galas dressing in fancy clothes,giving cute fake smiles,blowing some wet n’t kisses and wave oh-so- hot n’ sexy to the croud or just appear,give little script or nonscripted speeches in any charity telethon or put or attach your name in any charity fundraising or donating few goods or writing checks occassionally. i am only talking about those who are really serious in their effort and support of charities. i like the jp couple specially jolie because she is not afraid to get down and dirty and is not afraid to go in war zones or war torn countries or to any dingy,disasters’ stricken places and able to witness the horror in victims faces in hand. i admire and envy her courage and humility because neither of us here posting can do that . it will be easy for us to criticize and undermine what she does but the truth ,we can never emulate her except running our filthy mouth where we are good at or our only masterpiece.anyway,happy new year to you!…i really don’t want to be mean, i am just trying to be honest in this anonymous world of blogging.

minivan goddess @ 01/02/2009 at 3:05 pm

“You know if you do know how to read you would realize I’m not fending for anyone”

Ok, Ellie how would you like me to take this? You saying I don’t know how to read or comprehend what I’m reading. You are basically calling me illiterate but in Ellie’s way. “nice way”. I don’t have to hide under two names. I have no problem calling things the way I see it. thankyou very much….minivan goddess

minivan goddess @ 01/02/2009 at 3:11 pm

No worries though Ellie. I don’t expect much from a jenhag fan. Like her, they never think they did anything wrong cause they are too nice. lol.

minivan goddess @ 01/02/2009 at 3:02 am Happy New Year to everybody! l see Ellie is still trying to get everyone to be nice to her poor lil jennipoo poo. lol. I applaud your efforts Ellie, but you know that would never happen. You can thank your 40yr.old girl for giving life to the “100 yr.old insane Bermuda triangle”.
minivan goddess @ 01/02/2009 at 3:02 am Happy New Year to everybody! l see Ellie is still trying to get everyone to be nice to her poor lil jennipoo poo. lol. I applaud your efforts Ellie, but you know that would never happen. You can thank your 40yr.old girl for giving life to the “100 yr.old insane Bermuda triangle”.
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I’m tired of all of this I did not put you down, even If i said do you know how to read what i said… I don’t like to be fun of .. but thats ok..
Once again take care ………………………………………ellie
No one has to be nice to anyone anymore thats what i wrote.. say as you please.. I don’t care OK already!!

by the way anybody know what happen to that jenfan rien?…she seems like a genuinely nice person. i feel bad making fun of her over the top poems for jennifer but i never seen retaliate to anybody,i think rien don’t have any mean bone in her body. i do miss her poem,she is entertaining ,though i feel bad some jp fans are mean to her when she only wants to help out bringing jp news from germany. atleast we know ,she is not thejenfan who was trying to attach jolie in a restaurant in germany..lolanyway, rien please come back and post again. please ring the new year with your fabulous jen poems.

luvcats @ 01/02/2009 at 3:40 pm by the way anybody know what happen to that jenfan rien?…she seems like a genuinely nice person. i feel bad making fun of her over the top poems for jennifer but i never seen retaliate to anybody,i think rien don’t have any mean bone in her body. i do miss her poem,she is entertaining ,though i feel bad some jp fans are mean to her when she only wants to help out bringing jp news from germany. atleast we know ,she is not thejenfan who was trying to attach jolie in a restaurant in germany..lolanyway, rien please come back and post again. please ring the new year with your fabulous jen poems.
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hi luvcats………I miss rien also I’m sure took it as a joke.. I also miss her poems.. Maybe shes just busy. I also have never argued with anyone so I hope we can make it right… just a thought……..ellie.

luvcats @ 01/02/2009 at 2:59 pm
I also agree Jen fans can say awful horrible things, and I don’t like it either…

# 239 Neil @ 01/02/2009 at 1:46 am
…time is running out for her as it is unfortunately for many woman actors….when JenJen becomes a distant memory Brad, like Paul Newman before him will still be working. So good for Jen. How old is she again…..
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She’s getting up there. She’ll be 40 in a few weeks. This is just what I’ve been saying but her fans don’t want to hear it. The only women actors who have an active career after 40 are the ones who can do a wide variety of roles, and that doesn’t include Aniston. All she can do is Rachel Greene.

Teressa @ 01/02/2009 at 12:28 pm
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Check your reading skills, honey, this thread isn’t all about you and I wasn’t referring to you in particular, I was referring to Aniston’s fans plural. You may have missed it, but her fans were posting the most revolting garbage about the J-P family, hoping her adopted daughter would get AIDS, calling her the n-word and comparing her to primates, calling the adopted boys “mud children” and hoping her natural children would die. It makes you wonder what kind of celebrity would attract freaks like that as fans.

karma @ 01/02/2009 at 2:39 pm
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And meanwhile, CCOBB is racking up a slew of nominations for awards, the mutt movie is getting nothing, Brad still loves Angie, Angie still loves Brad, and nobody loves poor Fugly. Karma indeed. Hope Mayer the Player doesn’t dump her ass before the weekend is over.

ellie @ 01/02/2009 at 1:01 pm
Hey Jill.. Did you see Us Weekly. Its so ridiculous an Astrologist: with all those predictions, Holy sh it i could have gotten paid for all those predictions.!!!! LOL
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Hi ellie, I never read US Weakly and that’s one reason why. Sheesh, I could get better results reading tea leaves.

luvcats @01/02/2009 at 3:40 pm #263

TO LUVCATS:
You should feel bad,about making fun of RIEN. She left Jared’s site,
because she couldn’t handle the hateful comments towards Jennifer.
Yes,she was trying to help the JP fans,with information from Germany!
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RIEN,was my dear cyber bud,and I miss her very much. I’am Greek
American and Rien and I always had a lot to talk about concerning
Greece. Even tho,she is from Germany,she loved all things Greek.
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So you see luvcats,dear ELLIE,has the right idea.She wants people to get along as I do.

Lol, I just had to mention this…Access Hollywood just played the clip of their Jen/ Owen interview and Jen was asking she was surprised and asked where was the shot, the shot of her on the promo posters, since it only contains the dog for Marley and Me.

jade @ 01/02/2009 at 6:03 pm luvcats @01/02/2009 at 3:40 pm #263

TO LUVCATS:
You should feel bad,about making fun of RIEN. She left Jared’s site,
because she couldn’t handle the hateful comments towards Jennifer.
Yes,she was trying to help the JP fans,with information from Germany!
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RIEN,was my dear cyber bud,and I miss her very much. I’am Greek
American and Rien and I always had a lot to talk about concerning
Greece. Even tho,she is from Germany,she loved all things Greek.
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So you see luvcats,dear ELLIE,has the right idea.She wants people to get along as I do.
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Hi my sweet Jade..
Is that why Rein left? If so thats so sad, i really like her.. She really loved Jen as we do and just wished her happiness like we all do.. I loved her cute poems right from her heart. I will miss her dearly…maybe she’ll be back one day. Its not right to make fun of someones feelings. I guess you can even get hurt on the sites..
TTUL…………………………………………..ellie

Jill @ 01/02/2009 at 5:19 pm ellie @ 01/02/2009 at 1:01 pm
Hey Jill.. Did you see Us Weekly. Its so ridiculous an Astrologist: with all those predictions, Holy sh it i could have gotten paid for all those predictions.!!!! LOL
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Hi ellie, I never read US Weakly and that’s one reason why. Sheesh, I could get better results reading tea leaves.
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I got your point real quick Jill.. LOL

ellie,dear
Yes,that is why rien left. She said she would come by from time to time,to say “Hi” to me,but she hasn’t. She dedicated John’s song,
“Gravity” to me on You Tube. I watch that everynight,before I check out.
I love that song!
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rien also would ask my opinion,on a Greek dish she was preparing.
I admired what she was doing for the JP fans.She was giving them information from German papers or links.
Take care,ellie dear!

beautiful angie @ 01/02/2009 at 10:58 pm

Teressa @ 01/02/2009 at 12:51 pm Teressa @ 01/01/2009 at 11:33 pm sssssshhhhh @ 01/01/2009 at 10:11 pm teressa, u r idiot!!! no brain, nonsense, ugly,,,,,,hahahahahahaha
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Well at least I can write a comprehensive sentence. I see you can not, so where is this putting you on the radar right about now? “U R Idiot?” God you Brangelina trolls are just plain ridiculous. Go back to your fan club. Not interested in your stupidity.
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oh so you used GOD in your sentence,,,, How bad you are!!! (dont used his name, coz you posted bad comments ok ?) so what if you can write a comprehensive sentence? is this a writing contest?? (U R?? so this letter are bugging you hahahahah IDIOT!! you are easily angered ah tsk,,tsk..tsk that is bad)you are idiot, this is not a writing contest…well if your not interested so what hahahahaha, who cares!!!!! LOSER!!! LOSER!! LOSER!!! idiot , no brain,,,ah well i think you want to join a writing contest, ah well goodluck!!!!
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I posted an article. Just like you guys do. So it is fine to post articles that paint Jennifer Aniston as weak and you should pity her, but don’t dare post an article that has her as someone who rises above the tabs. Don’t dare do that.

I am not involved in a writing contest, but if you are going to label me without any brains, etc., etc., try writing something that resembles someone who has brains. The fact that you continue to go on a rant of name calling shows that the comment was above your intelligence.

You flatter yourself in thinking I am angered by your posts. I will not answer you again, unless you have something to say of substance instead of something you would see in a school yard.
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Ah well as I remembered you are the one who first replied me a bad comment.. so I answered you back… and in my comments I never mentioned the name of JEN,, I only posted a song dedicated to ANGIE . so I asked you if you are affected and you replied a not good answered….so I tell you this you are affected,,thats why when I replied I mentioned the name of JEN , why not? you also mentioned brad and angie…..this is not about your article here in this thread ok!!! I dont care about your article here,,,…you only voice out what you feel and thats ok, we are all want to defend angelina and JEN….whatever you say about angelina, it never change what I felt for this girl and I think also you about JEN, so quits…. Its fine with me if you’re not answer back , I dont care,…you think Im flattered,? ah yes hahahahaha, in the way you replied, just read again what you said,, hahahahaa…….LOSER!!!!… and also if you think you are smart enough, dont tell me what to do about what I wrote here, if my grammar is wrong or if my spelling is not right,,, you are only based on what I replied you,,,,that’s not right! You also mentioned , you only reply unless if I have somethings to say of subtance,,, well that is funny, so you mean you dont have subtance too? hahahaha!!! as I mentioned above I only answered you back ok?!!! hahahahahahahaha……hahhahayyyaa PITYGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOSER!!!!!!!

jade @ 01/02/2009 at 10:51 pm ellie,dear
Yes,that is why rien left. She said she would come by from time to time,to say “Hi” to me,but she hasn’t. She dedicated John’s song,
“Gravity” to me on You Tube. I watch that everynight,before I check out.
I love that song!
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rien also would ask my opinion,on a Greek dish she was preparing.
I admired what she was doing for the JP fans.She was giving them information from German papers or links.
Take care,ellie dear!
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Hi Jade, By the way I think you had something on awhile ago on your comment I think I played that song, that was from Rein. How happy & sad this story is..I’ll miss her pretty poems about Jennifer,, How nice she was helping the JP fans also…..
Some people can be so cruel at times. Well I didn’t let (bet) be at first being picked on.. I said things, but shes a strong person and can handle herself just fine now..
I’m sorry your lost your good friend over a nice person that can’t give there own opinions..and Jade we really can’t. without being called names But I always will give my own thoughts and say what I have to say..
Take care my sweet Jade..

jade,i never make fun of rien personally just her over the top poems for jennifer because it sounds like a worshipping a mortal.i maybe did hurt her a little by laughing and finding her a little off, but i told her that she is a nice person ,though she’s a bit weird. i don’t think she was really affected by it a lot.perhaps she left because of the constant bickering of fans on both sides and making fun but she has some few jp friends that adores her. yes,there were some jp fans who were rude to her inspite of the fact,she made effort to bring news about jp’s while in germany,after that i never seen her post anymore. yes,i felt bad but you can’t help yourself when you find it very funny.i don’t call her names nor curses her w/c is not in my nature.i am human like anybody else but i have a little bit more conscience than most . i maybe a jolie fan but i still like jennifer a little because i find her charming at times and i hope she will find a right who can show what really life is beyond hollyweird,that’s all.

Jade by the way any pictures of John & Jen Yet?? let me know ok.. You always find them 1st.. ellie

luvcats @ 01/03/2009 at 12:12 am jade,i never make fun of rien personally just her over the top poems for jennifer because it sounds like a worshipping a mortal.i maybe did hurt her a little by laughing and finding her a little off, but i told her that she is a nice person ,though she’s a bit weird. i don’t think she was really affected by it a lot.perhaps she left because of the constant bickering of fans on both sides and making fun but she has some few jp friends that adores her. yes,there were some jp fans who were rude to her inspite of the fact,she made effort to bring news about jp’s while in germany,after that i never seen her post anymore. yes,i felt bad but you can’t help yourself when you find it very funny.i don’t call her names nor curses her w/c is not in my nature.i am human like anybody else but i have a little bit more conscience than most . i maybe a jolie fan but i still like jennifer a little because i find her charming at times and i hope she will find a right who can show what really life is beyond hollyweird,that’s all
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Hi luvcats….You seem really decent , but thats my point.. To write poems its not worshipping someone its caring from the heart, it obvious Rein really wanted Jen to have a happy life Just like myself.
You can’t have it both ways make fun of someones poems then she off somewhat, you did make fun of her a little bit but didn’t think your hurt her.. You can’t have it both ways.
This i what I mean you don’t make fun of people or laugh I’ve really starting watching the impact on some fans it not nice..
Its called being nice. Polite a natural instinct of being a human being, I myself will say something if someone wishes death on any family child or person.
Take care luvcats…………………..ellie…
I know you didn’t write me aah but what the heck I thought i would put my 2 cents on anyway.. LOL

Goodnight to all Have a Happy Night and a Beautiful Day tomorrow!!
Take care………………………………………………………..ellie

ellie,dear
The main reason rien left this site,was because of the hateful remarks
towards Jennifer.She cares about Jen as you and I do. When I told luvcats she should feel bad,about making fun of rien’s poems, I meant
that from my point of view. I’am sure she left, because of what I stated in my first sentence, in this post.
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ellie,dear
You and jen fan and Jill (when she behaves) are my good cyber friends! I think bet could be too. I like the way you stick up for bet.
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eliie, I’am looking for news about Jen and John. I’ll let you know when I find something!

jade @ 01/03/2009 at 12:53 am ellie,dear
The main reason rien left this site,was because of the hateful remarks
towards Jennifer.She cares about Jen as you and I do. When I told luvcats she should feel bad,about making fun of rien’s poems, I meant
that from my point of view. I’am sure she left, because of what I stated in my first sentence, in this post.
_____________________
ellie,dear
You and jen fan and Jill (when she behaves) are my good cyber friends! I think bet could be too. I like the way you stick up for bet.
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eliie, I’am looking for news about Jen and John. I’ll let you know when I find something!
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I was just trying to explain that hurting people for there caring or wishing a fan happiness. They don’t think of the consequences of how your hurting that person..
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I want to Johns arms around her kissing Jen, and won’t let her go, with those big masculine hands…and then I’ll be happy..
TTUL…………sweet Jade

luvcats,
You sound much nicer in your response to me.I’am glad that you didn’t
call rien names or curse her.She is a dear person and her poems meant a lot to her. But she left this site,because of the hateful comments directed at Jen. I do feel bad that rien’s efforts,to pass on
info to the Jp fans wasn’t appreciated.
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luvcats,we like different people,but we can still be nice to each other,
can’t we? Like my friend Jill and I are,to each other.

Hey Jade I found 1 pic of Jen website posugar in a purple bikini…..ellie

ellie,
Good for you! I think we will get more pictures tomorrow. Did you see all the people,that got off the plane. There are a lot of Jen’s friends there.

This whole bride war is so stupid. But if one of them really should get married during 2009 it´s definitely Angie. She has after all six children with Brad and she seems to be head over heals in love with her gorgeous beau. Jen will probably marry John later or not at all. Her relationship isn´t so solid as Brad and Angie´s is. It looks like she´s in love with John but who knows. They may get married or not but let her have her moment with Mr. Mayer.

If Brad is soooooooo in love with his home wrecking ***** why won’t he marry her? They both have been married before why make it a big deal now?

jade,

I found this site with Jen and her friends at some type of get together. http://glamaset.uol.com.br/galerias/detalhe.php?id=27350

hahahaha @ 01/03/2009 at 1:29 pm
If Brad is soooooooo in love with his home wrecking ***** why won’t he marry her? They both have been married before why make it a big deal now?
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Exactly. So why should you care?

Hi jen fan!
Your good,dear. Thanks for finding that.That is Jen and the group that went to Los Cabas. Is that John in photo 7? It looks like him?

Hi jen fan!
You are good,dear! These are the pictures of Jen and her friends at
Los Cabos over New Year’s Eve. Is that John in photo 8? It looks like him. Thanks for these pictures!

Jen fan,
Sorry for the double post. Let me know what you think about about photo 8! I made two mistakes in post #290. Sorry,dear.

But don’t you go on and on on how happy and in love your idols are?Now it is not a big deal? They have 6 kids wouldn’t it be nice for them to know that their parents are married?If Brad is so happy with the **** he is now why not marry her they have been together for what 4 years? He married Jennifer as soon as he meet her why not marry the home wrecker I wonder .

Look at the pictures of Jennifer vacationing look with her FRIENDS look how many she has she is vacationing with George by the way.How many friends does Angelina has?None wonder why.

@Jill @ 01/03/2009 at 3:15 pm
she is vacationing with George by the way.
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Vacationing with George? What happened to the Peeboy? Did he dump her ass already? Oh well, you knew it was gonna happen…

Grow up, honey. Marriage is no guarantee that a relationship is going to last. Poor Aniston should know that by now better than anyone else. Look where that million-dollar blowout with the fireworks and the gospel choir and all that sh*t got her — kicked to the curb for a real woman. Brad and Angie have many interests in common as well as six beautiful children to cement their relationship. All Aniston’s got left to show for that million-dollar marriage is an empty house full of bitter memories.

yournotjensfriend @ 01/03/2009 at 4:01 pm

@Jill @ 01/03/2009 at 3:15 pm

Friends. It always comes back to that, doesn’t it. Ah, the past, it held so much promise…..

yournotjensfriend @ 01/03/2009 at 4:01 pm
@Jill @ 01/03/2009 at 3:15 pm
Friends. It always comes back to that, doesn’t it. Ah, the past, it held so much promise…..
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Gag. I hated that show. The whole premise turned my stomach. The show was set in one of the most diverse cities on the planet, and you never saw a non-white character in it. It was like drowning in a big tub of vanilla ice cream.

John is there too Jill don’t worry isn’t it wonderful that George Clooney likes Jennifer so much to vacation with her it is strange because he is so close to Brad and rumor is he can’t stand the home wrecker and Matt Damon couldn’t sand her as well but both love Jennifer wonder why those great actors who worked with Brad and is said to be his friends can’t stand his new partner is it because they know she is a home wrecking ****?

# 298 @Jill @ 01/03/2009 at 4:50 pm

Honey, I realize you aren’t very bright, but using Star Magazine as your source of information reeks of sheer, unadulterated stupidity. If you weren’t such a fcuking moron, I’d say you could do better than that.

I am sorry but not using Star magazine as source do you realize that when he Brad was filming Ocean 12 there where pictures of Jennifer with Matt and his wife in Italy Jennifer seemed to be friends with Matt’s wife the same goes with Julia Roberts honey when there was the premiere of the Mexican Julia took pictures with Brad and Jennifer .While when he was filming Ocean 13 where was Angelina was she pictured with any of his co-stars?The answer to the question is no .No pictures on set or at the premiere that she that is why rumors of his co-stars hating Angelina started NO ONE BOTHERED WITH HER MATT,GEORGE,JULIA . And they are his friends and how many pictures there are of Cate Blanchett and Angelina again ZERO and the home wrecker was at their premiere so see honey none of his co-stars and friends can stand her no tabloid as my source JUST FACTS .

Oh sh*t. This is devastating stuff. ROTFLMBAO!!

Have to post this in pieces, so here is Part 1 from gossip-daily:

SATURDAY, JANUARY 3, 2009

JENNIFER ANISTON: LIAR, STALKER, FRAUD, HYPOCRITE

Are you sick of Jennifer Aniston? Because I’m more than sick of her. When is her 15 minutes of fame going to be up? Reading magazines, watching television and surfing the internet has become unbearable. Everywhere you turn lately, there’s Aniston - nearly núde and desperately needy. Jennifer Aniston is a lot of things - “unbeautiful,” a liar, a stalker, a hypocrite, a fraud, an exhibitionist, manipulative, needy, neurotic, passive aggressive, ambitious and fame hungry.

There are also a lot of things Jennifer Aniston is not - beautiful, a multi-talented and versatile actress, subtle, a deep thinker, articulate, entertaining, interesting, self-assured (which she readily admits)and ______________ (add your own adjectives and/or expletives here).

A few years ago when Rosie O’Donnell had a magazine an editor suggested making Aniston the cover girl of an upcoming issue. In a lawsuit over her abrupt exit from the magazine a former editor testified that O’Donnell vetoed the idea with a curt, “That is an example of someone I don’t want to do. The girl has nothing to say.” The problem, as I see it, is that the media doesn’t care that Aniston frequently babbles incoherently or talks in trite platitudes straight out of a generic fix-your-life-fast self-help book. As long as they can make a buck off having Aniston on their show or putting her on their magazine cover they could care less if she comes across as a blithering idiot. I say, “Enough is enough! No more Jennifer Aniston!”

Aniston’s friends and some co-stars say she’s a kind and caring person. Be that as it may, Jennifer Aniston grates on my last nerve. Why? Because the media lets her get away with her faults (enumerated above) while highlighting her strengths (hair, body, tan). Aniston, like her former husband, Brad Pitt (that’s another story entirely), seems to have an outer coating of Teflon - because nothing ever sticks to this woman when it should.

Aniston gets away with behavior that other celebrities have slapped on the cover of tabloids everywhere or that ends up as a front-page New York Times story that’s a saga in and of itself. The reporter doesn’t do his homework; the story’s not very well researched and cites tabloid editors who are known liars as creditable sources. The story is later proven false by the Times’ own public editor and ends with the reporter being “laid off”. In other words - celebrities manipulate the media all the time - just like the media manipulates them and most importantly, the public. Yet no media outlet ever points out that Jennifer Aniston manipulates the media (and the public) as much, if not more, than any celebrity in Hollywood. So, Good Samaritan that I am - I’ll do it for them.

Part Two:

It’s fair to say that I don’t like Jennifer Aniston. I freely admit it and state it proudly upfront. She sets my teeth on edge and makes me want to slowly pull every overly-coiffed, flat-ironed, dyed blonde hair out of her head while screaming, “Never. Make. Another. Movie. Again! YOU. SUCK! Never. Wear. Another. Bikini! It’s. Old. And. Played. Out! And. While. You’re. At. It. Give. Los. Cabos. Mexico. A. Rest! There. Are. Other. Resort. Towns. In. The. World! Do. Not. Do. Interviews. When. You. Are. Jacked. Up. On. Coke! Never. Again. Talk. About. Angelina. Or. Brad. And. Especially. Not. Their. Children!! SO. WHAT. IF. BRAD. PITT. LEFT. YOU? Get. Over. It! It’s. Been. Four. Fcuking. Years!! Let. It. Go. Woman. And. Get. Some. Goddamned. Pride!”

Am I alone in my reaction to Aniston? Am I over-reacting? Well, judge for yourself. Over the next several blog entries I’ll do what the print media refuses to do - take a long hard look at Aniston’s behavior over the years and the fraud that she, with the help of her trusted publicist, Stephen Huvane, has perpetrated on the American public for the last 12 or so years. American’s Sweetheart? As. Freaking. If. Aniston’s behavior says to me that she needs to take her estimated $110 million fortune, buy a trusty white steed and ride off into the sunset to her 10,000 square foot Beverly Hills mansion, replete with BFF slash personal yoga instructor, butler, housekeeper and cook - alone. This woman needs to find herself before inflicting said self on any other human beings - the general public, movie-goers and myself in particular.

The comments included here are based on years of observing and reading about Aniston (and Pitt and Jolie). For the purposes of this blog I have gone back and re-read old articles, Googled like a mad woman, blogged like crazy, picked the brains of friends, and searched through Lexis/Nexis databases. Because I’m not a professional journalist I don’t always feel the need to provide links to sources to verify the information stated herein. When I remember I’ll state the source. Otherwise, if you want documentation and links…I used Google, Lexis/Nexis, etc. Knock yourself out and do the same.

As you’ll see in the coming days, if lying were an Olympic sport Aniston would have more gold medals than Michael Phelps (14), Carl Lewis (9) and Mark Spitz (9) combined. If fraud were an art form Aniston would be Leonardo Da Vinci. If hypocrisy was manifested as musical talent then Aniston would be Beverly Sills. If famewhoring was a high performance sports car Aniston would be a Lamborghini Murcielago. If stalking and obsessing over Angelina Jolie were a sport she’d be the star player for the New York Yankees, the Dallas Cowboys AND the Los Angeles Lakers. And most damningly, if whining was illegal she’d be sitting on death row waiting for me to gleefully pull the switch while quoting the late comedian Robin Harris, “Gotta go! Gotta go!”

It’s 2009 … When oh when this BERMUDA TRIANGLE that created by TURBOCHINISTON DEADENISTON going to end for God sake !!

Welcome to CHINNOCHIO KINDERGARTEN… LOLOLLOL
Who is better in the box office
Who have more friends
Who is happier
Who is sadder
Who will MARRIED first ?????? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
This is THE BIGEST JOKE not just in 2009 alreay… but the biggest JOKE of the >>>>> CENTURY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean BIGGEST and already.
sorry for typo.

Typical why can’t you respond Jill ? You didn’t find pictures of Angelina with Matt,George,Cate,Julia? This are not just his co-stars but his friends honey and they were happy to be around Jennifer but not the **** because they know her those are people who ACTUALLY KNOW HER AND CAN’T STAND HER .You didn’t find any sign of affection between Angelina and the people in Brad’s life and you respond with an article written by a jealous fat woman ?FACE IT JILL NO ONE WHO SPENDS 4 MINUTES WITH THE HOME WRECKER CAN STAND HER including her own father .

What no pictures of her on the Ocean 13 set? No pictures of her with George?You know Brad’s friend but I can find pictures of him with Jennifer how come Jill?

Where are the pics of Peeboy and Maniston in Cabo Please post link to pics.

@ Jill….I have never heard or read any negative comments about Angelina from the people you mention and so because you don’t see any photos of them, we are to believe they all hate her. LOL, you are too funny. I have read nothing but favourable quotes about her from important people who matter and that wouldn’t be you.

Well the home wrecker doesn’t talk to her own father and doesn’t let him see his grandchildren what kind of woman does that and those are people who as I said are Brad’s not only coworkers but friends.Those people were more than happy to spend time with Jennifer and have their picture taken with her. BUT WOULDN’T BOTHER WITH ANGELINA THAT IS WHY TABLOIDS STARTED RUMORS BECAUSE BRAD’S FRIENDS/COWORKERS IGNORED HER WONDER WHY .

Saturday, January 3, 2009
JENNIFER ANISTON: LIAR, STALKER, FRAUD, HYPOCRITE

Are you sick of Jennifer Aniston? Because Iâ��m more than sick of her. When is her 15 minutes of fame going to be up? Reading magazines, watching television and surfing the internet has become unbearable. Everywhere you turn lately, there’s Aniston - nearly nude and desperately needy. Jennifer Aniston is a lot of things - “unbeautiful,” a liar, a stalker, a hypocrite, a fraud, an exhibitionist, manipulative, needy, neurotic, passive aggressive, ambitious and fame hungry.

There are also a lot of things Jennifer Aniston is not - beautiful, a multi-talented and versatile actress, subtle, a deep thinker, articulate, entertaining, interesting, self-assured (which she readily admits)and ______________ (add your own adjectives and/or expletives here).

A few years ago when Rosie O’Donnell had a magazine an editor suggested making Aniston the cover girl of an upcoming issue. In a lawsuit over her abrupt exit from the magazine a former editor testified that O’Donnell vetoed the idea with a curt, “That is an example of someone I don’t want to do. The girl has nothing to say.” The problem, as I see it, is that the media doesn’t care that Aniston frequently babbles incoherently or talks in trite platitudes straight out of a generic fix-your-life-fast self-help book. As long as they can make a buck off having Aniston on their show or putting her on their magazine cover they could care less if she comes across as a blithering idiot. I say, “Enough is enough! No more Jennifer Aniston!”

Aniston’s friends and some co-stars say she’s a kind and caring person. Be that as it may, Jennifer Aniston grates on my last nerve. Why? Because the media lets her get away with her faults (enumerated above) while highlighting her strengths (hair, body, tan). Aniston, like her former husband, Brad Pitt (that’s another story entirely), seems to have an outer coating of Teflon - because nothing ever sticks to this woman when it should.

Aniston gets away with behavior that other celebrities have slapped on the cover of tabloids everywhere or that ends up as a front-page New York Times story that’s a saga in and of itself. The reporter doesn’t do his homework; the story’s not very well researched and cites tabloid editors who are known liars as creditable sources. The story is later proven false by the Times’ own public editor and ends with the reporter being “laid off”. In other words - celebrities manipulate the media all the time - just like the media manipulates them and most importantly, the public. Yet no media outlet ever points out that Jennifer Aniston manipulates the media (and the public) as much, if not more, than any celebrity in Hollywood. So, Good Samaritan that I am - I’ll do it for them.

It’s fair to say that I don’t like Jennifer Aniston. I freely admit it and state it proudly upfront. She sets my teeth on edge and makes me want to slowly pull every overly-coiffed, flat-ironed, dyed blonde hair out of her head while screaming, “Never. Make. Another. Movie. Again! YOU. SUCK! Never. Wear. Another. Bikini! It’s. Old. And. Played. Out! And. While. You’re. At. It. Give. Los. Cabos. Mexico. A. Rest! There. Are. Other. Resort. Towns. In. The. World! Do. Not. Do. Interviews. When. You. Are. Jacked. Up. On. Coke! Never. Again. Talk. About. Angelina. Or. Brad. And. Especially. Not. Their. Children!! SO. WHAT. IF. BRAD. PITT. LEFT. YOU? Get. Over. It! It’s. Been. Four. *******. Years!! Let. It. Go. Woman. And. Get. Some. Goddamned. Pride!”

Am I alone in my reaction to Aniston? Am I over-reacting? Well, judge for yourself. Over the next several blog entries I’ll do what the print media refuses to do - take a long hard look at Aniston’s behavior over the years and the fraud that she, with the help of her trusted publicist, Stephen Huvane, has perpetrated on the American public for the last 12 or so years. American’s Sweetheart? As. Freaking. If. Aniston’s behavior says to me that she needs to take her estimated $110 million fortune, buy a trusty white steed and ride off into the sunset to her 10,000 square foot Beverly Hills mansion, replete with BFF slash personal yoga instructor, butler, housekeeper and cook - alone. This woman needs to find herself before inflicting said self on any other human beings - the general public, movie-goers and myself in particular.

The comments included here are based on years of observing and reading about Aniston (and Pitt and Jolie). For the purposes of this blog I have gone back and re-read old articles, Googled like a mad woman, blogged like crazy, picked the brains of friends, and searched through Lexis/Nexis databases. Because I’m not a professional journalist I don’t always feel the need to provide links to sources to verify the information stated herein. When I remember I’ll state the source. Otherwise, if you want documentation and links…I used Google, Lexis/Nexis, etc. Knock yourself out and do the same.

As you�ll see in the coming days, if lying were an Olympic sport Aniston would have more gold medals than Michael Phelps (14), Carl Lewis (9) and Mark Spitz (9) combined. If fraud were an art form Aniston would be Leonardo Da Vinci. If hypocrisy was manifested as musical talent then Aniston would be Beverly Sills. If famewhoring was a high performance sports car Aniston would be a Lamborghini Murcielago. If stalking and obsessing over Angelina Jolie were a sport she�d be the star player for the New York Yankees, the Dallas Cowboys AND the Los Angeles Lakers. And most damningly, if whining was illegal she�d be sitting on death row waiting for me to gleefully pull the switch while quoting the late comedian Robin Harris, �Gotta go! Gotta go!�

Posted by dailygossip at 1:29 PM
Labels: angelina jolie, brad pitt, gossip, jennifer aniston, opinion

Please show link and picture that George Clooney is there with your FRAUDNISTON .. Link PLEASE.. This ragaZINE bullS*IT only think of $$$$$$$$… no matter what SH*IT they have to PULL out of their A*SSES !!

So calling Jennifer names is all you got ? what are 12 ?Honey there are pictures of George and Jennifer at the Oscars AFTER THE DIVORCE AT THE RED CARPET GEORGE WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE JEN HE ALMOST KISSED HER HE IS IN MEXICO WITH HER AND HER FRIENDS AND DON’T FORGET PICTURES OF JENNIFER ON A BOAT IN ITALY WITH MATT DAMON’S WIFE.Now how many pictures THERE ARE OF Angelina on Ocean 13 set ? ZERO.How many pictures there are of Angelina on ANY MOVIE SET BRAD HAS WORKED SINCE THEY GOT TOGETHER?NONE .Seems like his coworkers can’t stand her can’t blame them.How come you Angelina fans are asked a question you don’t like because the answer would make her look bad you start to insult?

See it seems Jill run away because she can’t answer me back typical . All she could do was post an article with insults to Jennifer but couldn’t prove me wrong on THE FACT that Brad’s coworkers not mention family can’t stand Angelina .

To @tAZZY @ 01/03/2009 at 7:18 pm

Jennifer has not spoken to her mother for more than 20yrs. She is holding more than a decade old grudge against her mother.She called her own mother, the woman who carried her in her womb for 9mths and gave birth to her A DISEASE. What kind of a daughter treats her own mother like that? She also doesn’t talk to her brother and his family, she has a brother and have you ever seen her with them? She spends her holidays and spare time with someone else’s family and not hers. Until she makes peace with her mother and treats her right bad Karma will always follow her. There is no escape. Everything that is going against her now there is a reason for it. All the money in this world will not buy her happiness until she makes peace with her mother.

So you people can’t bring me a prove that Brad’s coworkers/friends like Angelina how could you there isn’t but you could just admit that and move on instead of insulting Jennifer.But I can see people like Orlando Bloom and George that clearly know Jennifer from working with Brad ARE STILL FRIENDS WITH HER NOT TO MENTION HIS MOTHER WHO SPEAKS TO JENNIFER ON THE PHONE AND GOES TO HE HOUSE TO MEET HER.It is funny Angelina fans love to mention that Jennifer didn’t spend time on the set when Brad was filming Troy but I see pictures of the premiere in Cannes 2004 and all his costars seemed familiar with her ERIC BANA AND ORLANDO BLOOM WITH HIS THEN GIRLFRIEND KATE BOSWORTH WHO DID SPEND TIME ON SET WERE REALLY FAMILIAR WITH JENNIFER HOW COME IF SHE DIDN’T SPEND TIME ON SET WITH THEM?

@Jill @ 01/03/2009 at 6:17 pm
Typical why can’t you respond Jill ?
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I don’t respond to fabricated bullshit out of the head of some psychopathic Jenhag, honey. Go make up some more lies to make yourself feel better. Bottom line, your idol’s a loser, her career is tanking despite the mutt movie, she can’t keep a man to save her life and the Peeboy is going to dump her ass once again. She’s a Hollywood joke. In fact, she’s become THE Hollywood joke. But I can see why you identify with her, being such a pathetic loser yourself. Carry on.

@311 @ 01/03/2009 at 7:46 pm
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LOL! You’re a fcuking trip, honey.

George likes Fugly.

George doesn’t like Angie.

SO DAMN WHAT???

Who the hell cares who George likes?

If George likes Fugly so much, why isn’t he dating her? He doesn’t even think she’s worth a charity fcuk. Which is about the only kind she can get now.

As I said all you have is insults you can’t prove me wrong if you could you would but you can’t so you insult .

@Jill @ 01/03/2009 at 6:17 pm
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You ask a lot of questions, but you forgot this one: How come Fugly refers to her own mother as a disease, didn’t invite her to her wedding, and wouldn’t speak to her for FIVE FCUKING YEARS??

How come she has no relationship to speak of with anybody in her family?

HER OWN FAMILY CAN’T STAND HER!!

Go beat yourself off and pretend your boyfriend is coming back to you. He’s as done with you as I am.

@311 @ 01/03/2009 at 7:46 pm

There are pics of Brad, Angie and the cast of Ocean 13 in the South of France during the premiere and the party afterwards. Angie and Matt are also very tight friend. He said in the film they did together that kissing Angie was like kissing his sister, it felt weired, that’s how close they are. Know your facts because you’re talking rubbish. George gets on very well with Angie too and they have spent time in his house in italy. Did you even research the subjects or are you basing your facts from tabloids gossip?

@JILL @ 01/03/2009 at 8:18 pm

Honey, I wouldn’t waste the time of day “trying to prove” anything you said, because I simply do not give a sh*t. Your theories are worthless to me and everybody else. Try sticking to facts:

1) Brad dumped Aniston because he was sick and tired of her.

2) Brad had reached the point that he didn’t even want to have children with Aniston when he threw her under a bus.

3) Brad dumped Aniston for a better woman.

4) Brad is happy with Angie and their children.

5) Angie is happy with Brad and their children.

6) Aniston has so little pride or self respect that she went crawling back to a playboy who publicly humiliated her and dumped her ass, and will do it again in a New York minute.

If you’ve got anything to refute that with, bring it on.

mimi @ 01/03/2009 at 8:20 pm
Did you even research the subjects or are you basing your facts from tabloids gossip?
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She makes it up out of her head, mimi. Go figure.

BTW, where is Mayer the player? Wasn’t he supposed to be ringing in the new year with Fugly? There are pics of her laying on her ass in Cabo — her usual position — in a purple bikini, but none of him.

Matt and Angelina like brother and sister???????hahaha I don’t remember him saying that if they are so close why aren’t any pictures of them together ? Did they movie even premiere if there are pictures of them together and they are sooooooo close hahahaha could you share them.I can’t remember the priemere of that movie because all i recall is it tanked so bad at the box office .I will never belive Matt said something like that .Could you provide a link?

Please if there are such pictures of Angelina with the cast of Ocean 13 please share them .If she is so friends with them why not be on set ONCE ? Jennifer was always there spending time with them while they were filming in Italy and France.Where was Angelina when Brad was filming the movie?

Like Jennifer didn’t spend time in George’s house

LOL Thread is hilarious today! (I guess this isn’t a Jen thread). Keep at ‘em Jill!

Thank you Mimi. I could have sworn I saw photos of them all partying it up the Oceans13 after party. @13 doesn’t have a clue what she is talking about. Furthermore, regarding Jane Pitt, I wonder if she has much to do with Jennifer anymore now that Angelina has given her son a family he so much wanted. According to reports they were very close during the CCOBM premiere showering affection on each other. Jane has totally excepted Angelina as Brad’s mate after seeing how happy she makes him. They are so close now that Angelina calls her Mom. One more thing, has there been any pictures of Jennifer and Jane together since the one where Jane left Jennifer’s house pissed off due to all the paps that were waiting for her when she arrived at Jen’s place?

Honey there are pictures of Brad’s family with Jennifer an Gwyneth Paltrow at premieres what is your point? of course they with be nice to Angelina because of Brad that doesn’t mean they love her.

I am running to wire images to see if I can find pictures of Angelina and the cast of Ocean 13 but I could bet you many I won’t.I am also looking for pictures of Matt and his sister Angelina hahaahaha there.

@mimi @ 01/03/2009 at 8:35 pm
Please if there are such pictures of Angelina with the cast of Ocean 13 please share them .If she is so friends

Log onto You Tube you’ll find the pictures there, Angie was wearing the long yellow ballgown. I’m not sure who designed the long dress. She was looking gorgeous as always. As for the movie with Matt, it was a spy thriller and she played his wife. You will find all these if you google them. Matt was asked in the interview how it felt kissing Angie and he said he has known Angie for a long time and they are friends, kissing her felt a little weird cos it was like kissing your sister.

@mimi @ 01/03/2009 at 9:12 pm
Gee, if it’s pics you want just go here
http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/411788/t/Brad-Angelina-Children-MEGA-POST-Part-8.html?page=2429 I am sure you will find what you are after in the thousands and thousands of pics.
But a word of warning, try acting snotty there and everyone will just put you on ‘ignore’ and then you’ll just be…SHOUTING AT THE OCEAN (like what you are doing now).

Guess what?I looked it up and there were no pictures of Matt and Angelina outside the set of their movie WHILE THEY WERE FILMING only a picture at Cannes but it was all the cast of the Ocean 13 entering the theater i think ONE PICTURE WHERE THEY IGNORED EACH OTHER and i thought they were so close .Same with George the ONLY PICTURE I GOT was of the cast entering the theater but this time I got the pictures of George with Brad and Angelina at the L.A premiere at the red carpet of the all cast only George posed with them which is strange given that Matt and Angelina were like brother and sister NO PICTURES AT THE L.A premiere .Of course no picture of Angelina parting it up with the cast hope you could help me though .

I searched at wire images but i will look were you are saying i should .Don’t worry I won’t talk to anyone there I am actually scared of Brad/Angelina loons.

So what if x has more friends than Angie. X still came home alone
w/her dogs. Angie’s fans don’t give a sh*t w/pictures of her hanging
around w/her friends. We all know that Angie is well known, and
respected around the world and that ’s all that matters. Go on and kiss your fake Fugly idol for all I care.

@tazzy @ 01/03/2009 at 9:09 pm
Honey there are pictures of Brad’s family with Jennifer an Gwyneth Paltrow at premieres what is your point? of course they with be nice to Angelina because of Brad that doesn’t mean they love her.
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Do you have a name of your own, or are you only comfortable spewing sh*t from behind somebody else’s name?

If you think Bill and Jane Pitt give a damn about Aniston after she tried to slander their son and ruin his career, you are out of your damn mind. Whatever they thought of Aniston, Brad is their son and they will stand behind him. And if that means throwing Aniston under a bus, that’s fine by them. I would imagine the whole Pitt clan is sick and tired of that whiny b*tch.

Now as for how the Pitts feel about Angie — she has given them six beautiful grandchildren, three by birth and three by adoption, while Aniston was too selfish to give them even one. Grandparents don’t forget things like that.

@ Tazzy just because you hate Angelina doesn’t mean everybody else does. From what I saw on the RC Brad’s parents sure made their affection for the mother of their grandchildren known to everyone there. According to reports, the foursome was all smiles throughout the evening, sharing many a laugh. Their show of unity should finally lay to rest the rumours of family tension. You got your panties in a bunch over Angelina not being in photos like that is supposed to prove anything. Give it up already. Nobody cares but you. The most important picture is the one with Angelina enjoying herself with her family, that’s what matters.

Joliepitt4ever @ 01/03/2009 at 10:05 pm

What matters Matt, George … who loves the Jolie is Brad ..

he tells Rolling Stone “Because I fell in love”

“Sometimes I wake up and I look at her and I’m like, ‘Wow!’.

“She is a beautiful woman but she’s also so warm and kind as a person and that makes her even more beautiful. What can I say? I’m a very lucky man.”

Aniston game over

@mimi @ 01/03/2009 at 8:37 pm
Like Jennifer didn’t spend time in George’s house
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Oh goody gumdrops, so she spent time in George’s house. Doing what? Playing tiddly-winks? Getting a charity fcuk? Blow-drying her hair? Stealing the silver? Whatever she was doing, it doesn’t sound like George was all that eager to invite her back for more. But none of her men seem to want that, have you noticed? They put up with her for a few months and then they’re out the door. Her ass must be all over bruises from getting dumped on it so often.

From D.kay on the other thread:
d.kay @ 01/03/2009 at 8:55 pm
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For anyone who does not think Brad took this opportunity in her home town newspaper to impugn Aniston, I believe with all due respect, they are basking in a little naivete.

Brad was a gentleman until she crossed the line……..trashing his Angie and his kids to promote a dog movie was the line crosser without any doubt.

No matter how much restraint the man has exhibited in the past four plus years, everyone has their limit.

His message to her was this……..”Keep crossing the boundaries bi*ch and this is just a warm up. You were not my great love and for all those who have thought I left you because you wouldn’t have my kids…wrong. I didn’t want kids with you. You were an emotional dead end…you and your vanity, insecurity, coarseness, ambition and lack of substance. I wanted more. I wanted to live a life with purpose and worthiness. I could no longer tolerate hanging around pools, same old same old aimless friends, body obsessing, navel gazing and patent familial dysfunction.

After meeting and working with the likes of Cate B and realizing there were women out there who were soulful, secure, grounded, humble, classy, intelligent, talented and truly privately artful I realized I had married a HW Barbie who had no interest in anything other than the plastic world of HW; whose ambition in life pertained solely to her mediocre career; famehood riding on her ‘good hair’ sit come role.
I no longer wanted to be ‘Ken’ to your Barbie as much as the world believed we were the golden couple. I was suffering from the imposter syndrome.

So when I met Angie and realized she was on the level of a Cate B, that there were ‘real’ women out there……..I saw my chance for a real partnership with someone with whom I shared substantive and worthy goals.”
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’nuff said.

BRAD PITT: MANISTON WAS A DEADEND RELATIONSHIP

DIDN’T WANT MANISTON TO HAVE MY CHILDREN.
NOT MOTHER MATERIAL. COLD AS FISH.

WANTED ANGIE TO HAVE MY CHILDREN.

RELATIONSHIP WITH ANGIE NATURAL EVOLUTION.

ANGIE IS MY GREATEST LOVE.

5YRS WITH MANISTON — WASTED TIME.

@mimi @ 01/03/2009 at 9:34 pm

First you said there was no pic