Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston: Bride Wars!

Part Two:

It’s fair to say that I don’t like Jennifer Aniston. I freely admit it and state it proudly upfront. She sets my teeth on edge and makes me want to slowly pull every overly-coiffed, flat-ironed, dyed blonde hair out of her head while screaming, “Never. Make. Another. Movie. Again! YOU. SUCK! Never. Wear. Another. Bikini! It’s. Old. And. Played. Out! And. While. You’re. At. It. Give. Los. Cabos. Mexico. A. Rest! There. Are. Other. Resort. Towns. In. The. World! Do. Not. Do. Interviews. When. You. Are. Jacked. Up. On. Coke! Never. Again. Talk. About. Angelina. Or. Brad. And. Especially. Not. Their. Children!! SO. WHAT. IF. BRAD. PITT. LEFT. YOU? Get. Over. It! It’s. Been. Four. Fcuking. Years!! Let. It. Go. Woman. And. Get. Some. Goddamned. Pride!”

Am I alone in my reaction to Aniston? Am I over-reacting? Well, judge for yourself. Over the next several blog entries I’ll do what the print media refuses to do - take a long hard look at Aniston’s behavior over the years and the fraud that she, with the help of her trusted publicist, Stephen Huvane, has perpetrated on the American public for the last 12 or so years. American’s Sweetheart? As. Freaking. If. Aniston’s behavior says to me that she needs to take her estimated $110 million fortune, buy a trusty white steed and ride off into the sunset to her 10,000 square foot Beverly Hills mansion, replete with BFF slash personal yoga instructor, butler, housekeeper and cook - alone. This woman needs to find herself before inflicting said self on any other human beings - the general public, movie-goers and myself in particular.

The comments included here are based on years of observing and reading about Aniston (and Pitt and Jolie). For the purposes of this blog I have gone back and re-read old articles, Googled like a mad woman, blogged like crazy, picked the brains of friends, and searched through Lexis/Nexis databases. Because I’m not a professional journalist I don’t always feel the need to provide links to sources to verify the information stated herein. When I remember I’ll state the source. Otherwise, if you want documentation and links…I used Google, Lexis/Nexis, etc. Knock yourself out and do the same.

As you’ll see in the coming days, if lying were an Olympic sport Aniston would have more gold medals than Michael Phelps (14), Carl Lewis (9) and Mark Spitz (9) combined. If fraud were an art form Aniston would be Leonardo Da Vinci. If hypocrisy was manifested as musical talent then Aniston would be Beverly Sills. If famewhoring was a high performance sports car Aniston would be a Lamborghini Murcielago. If stalking and obsessing over Angelina Jolie were a sport she’d be the star player for the New York Yankees, the Dallas Cowboys AND the Los Angeles Lakers. And most damningly, if whining was illegal she’d be sitting on death row waiting for me to gleefully pull the switch while quoting the late comedian Robin Harris, “Gotta go! Gotta go!”

I mean BIGGEST and already.
sorry for typo.

What no pictures of her on the Ocean 13 set? No pictures of her with George?You know Brad’s friend but I can find pictures of him with Jennifer how come Jill?

@ Jill….I have never heard or read any negative comments about Angelina from the people you mention and so because you don’t see any photos of them, we are to believe they all hate her. LOL, you are too funny. I have read nothing but favourable quotes about her from important people who matter and that wouldn’t be you.

Saturday, January 3, 2009
JENNIFER ANISTON: LIAR, STALKER, FRAUD, HYPOCRITE

Are you sick of Jennifer Aniston? Because Iâ��m more than sick of her. When is her 15 minutes of fame going to be up? Reading magazines, watching television and surfing the internet has become unbearable. Everywhere you turn lately, there’s Aniston - nearly nude and desperately needy. Jennifer Aniston is a lot of things - “unbeautiful,” a liar, a stalker, a hypocrite, a fraud, an exhibitionist, manipulative, needy, neurotic, passive aggressive, ambitious and fame hungry.

There are also a lot of things Jennifer Aniston is not - beautiful, a multi-talented and versatile actress, subtle, a deep thinker, articulate, entertaining, interesting, self-assured (which she readily admits)and ______________ (add your own adjectives and/or expletives here).

A few years ago when Rosie O’Donnell had a magazine an editor suggested making Aniston the cover girl of an upcoming issue. In a lawsuit over her abrupt exit from the magazine a former editor testified that O’Donnell vetoed the idea with a curt, “That is an example of someone I don’t want to do. The girl has nothing to say.” The problem, as I see it, is that the media doesn’t care that Aniston frequently babbles incoherently or talks in trite platitudes straight out of a generic fix-your-life-fast self-help book. As long as they can make a buck off having Aniston on their show or putting her on their magazine cover they could care less if she comes across as a blithering idiot. I say, “Enough is enough! No more Jennifer Aniston!”

Aniston’s friends and some co-stars say she’s a kind and caring person. Be that as it may, Jennifer Aniston grates on my last nerve. Why? Because the media lets her get away with her faults (enumerated above) while highlighting her strengths (hair, body, tan). Aniston, like her former husband, Brad Pitt (that’s another story entirely), seems to have an outer coating of Teflon - because nothing ever sticks to this woman when it should.

Aniston gets away with behavior that other celebrities have slapped on the cover of tabloids everywhere or that ends up as a front-page New York Times story that’s a saga in and of itself. The reporter doesn’t do his homework; the story’s not very well researched and cites tabloid editors who are known liars as creditable sources. The story is later proven false by the Times’ own public editor and ends with the reporter being “laid off”. In other words - celebrities manipulate the media all the time - just like the media manipulates them and most importantly, the public. Yet no media outlet ever points out that Jennifer Aniston manipulates the media (and the public) as much, if not more, than any celebrity in Hollywood. So, Good Samaritan that I am - I’ll do it for them.

It’s fair to say that I don’t like Jennifer Aniston. I freely admit it and state it proudly upfront. She sets my teeth on edge and makes me want to slowly pull every overly-coiffed, flat-ironed, dyed blonde hair out of her head while screaming, “Never. Make. Another. Movie. Again! YOU. SUCK! Never. Wear. Another. Bikini! It’s. Old. And. Played. Out! And. While. You’re. At. It. Give. Los. Cabos. Mexico. A. Rest! There. Are. Other. Resort. Towns. In. The. World! Do. Not. Do. Interviews. When. You. Are. Jacked. Up. On. Coke! Never. Again. Talk. About. Angelina. Or. Brad. And. Especially. Not. Their. Children!! SO. WHAT. IF. BRAD. PITT. LEFT. YOU? Get. Over. It! It’s. Been. Four. *******. Years!! Let. It. Go. Woman. And. Get. Some. Goddamned. Pride!”

Am I alone in my reaction to Aniston? Am I over-reacting? Well, judge for yourself. Over the next several blog entries I’ll do what the print media refuses to do - take a long hard look at Aniston’s behavior over the years and the fraud that she, with the help of her trusted publicist, Stephen Huvane, has perpetrated on the American public for the last 12 or so years. American’s Sweetheart? As. Freaking. If. Aniston’s behavior says to me that she needs to take her estimated $110 million fortune, buy a trusty white steed and ride off into the sunset to her 10,000 square foot Beverly Hills mansion, replete with BFF slash personal yoga instructor, butler, housekeeper and cook - alone. This woman needs to find herself before inflicting said self on any other human beings - the general public, movie-goers and myself in particular.

The comments included here are based on years of observing and reading about Aniston (and Pitt and Jolie). For the purposes of this blog I have gone back and re-read old articles, Googled like a mad woman, blogged like crazy, picked the brains of friends, and searched through Lexis/Nexis databases. Because I’m not a professional journalist I don’t always feel the need to provide links to sources to verify the information stated herein. When I remember I’ll state the source. Otherwise, if you want documentation and links…I used Google, Lexis/Nexis, etc. Knock yourself out and do the same.

As you�ll see in the coming days, if lying were an Olympic sport Aniston would have more gold medals than Michael Phelps (14), Carl Lewis (9) and Mark Spitz (9) combined. If fraud were an art form Aniston would be Leonardo Da Vinci. If hypocrisy was manifested as musical talent then Aniston would be Beverly Sills. If famewhoring was a high performance sports car Aniston would be a Lamborghini Murcielago. If stalking and obsessing over Angelina Jolie were a sport she�d be the star player for the New York Yankees, the Dallas Cowboys AND the Los Angeles Lakers. And most damningly, if whining was illegal she�d be sitting on death row waiting for me to gleefully pull the switch while quoting the late comedian Robin Harris, �Gotta go! Gotta go!�

Posted by dailygossip at 1:29 PM
Labels: angelina jolie, brad pitt, gossip, jennifer aniston, opinion

So calling Jennifer names is all you got ? what are 12 ?Honey there are pictures of George and Jennifer at the Oscars AFTER THE DIVORCE AT THE RED CARPET GEORGE WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE JEN HE ALMOST KISSED HER HE IS IN MEXICO WITH HER AND HER FRIENDS AND DON’T FORGET PICTURES OF JENNIFER ON A BOAT IN ITALY WITH MATT DAMON’S WIFE.Now how many pictures THERE ARE OF Angelina on Ocean 13 set ? ZERO.How many pictures there are of Angelina on ANY MOVIE SET BRAD HAS WORKED SINCE THEY GOT TOGETHER?NONE .Seems like his coworkers can’t stand her can’t blame them.How come you Angelina fans are asked a question you don’t like because the answer would make her look bad you start to insult?

To @tAZZY @ 01/03/2009 at 7:18 pm

Jennifer has not spoken to her mother for more than 20yrs. She is holding more than a decade old grudge against her mother.She called her own mother, the woman who carried her in her womb for 9mths and gave birth to her A DISEASE. What kind of a daughter treats her own mother like that? She also doesn’t talk to her brother and his family, she has a brother and have you ever seen her with them? She spends her holidays and spare time with someone else’s family and not hers. Until she makes peace with her mother and treats her right bad Karma will always follow her. There is no escape. Everything that is going against her now there is a reason for it. All the money in this world will not buy her happiness until she makes peace with her mother.

@Jill @ 01/03/2009 at 6:17 pm
Typical why can’t you respond Jill ?
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I don’t respond to fabricated bullshit out of the head of some psychopathic Jenhag, honey. Go make up some more lies to make yourself feel better. Bottom line, your idol’s a loser, her career is tanking despite the mutt movie, she can’t keep a man to save her life and the Peeboy is going to dump her ass once again. She’s a Hollywood joke. In fact, she’s become THE Hollywood joke. But I can see why you identify with her, being such a pathetic loser yourself. Carry on.

As I said all you have is insults you can’t prove me wrong if you could you would but you can’t so you insult .

@311 @ 01/03/2009 at 7:46 pm

There are pics of Brad, Angie and the cast of Ocean 13 in the South of France during the premiere and the party afterwards. Angie and Matt are also very tight friend. He said in the film they did together that kissing Angie was like kissing his sister, it felt weired, that’s how close they are. Know your facts because you’re talking rubbish. George gets on very well with Angie too and they have spent time in his house in italy. Did you even research the subjects or are you basing your facts from tabloids gossip?

mimi @ 01/03/2009 at 8:20 pm
Did you even research the subjects or are you basing your facts from tabloids gossip?
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She makes it up out of her head, mimi. Go figure.

BTW, where is Mayer the player? Wasn’t he supposed to be ringing in the new year with Fugly? There are pics of her laying on her ass in Cabo — her usual position — in a purple bikini, but none of him.

Please if there are such pictures of Angelina with the cast of Ocean 13 please share them .If she is so friends with them why not be on set ONCE ? Jennifer was always there spending time with them while they were filming in Italy and France.Where was Angelina when Brad was filming the movie?